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Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
A McDonald Land gets a McDonaldland meal in McDonaldland. Hey, I'm on tour.
Bobby Lee
He's on tour.
Andrew Santino
I'm doing some dates. I'm gonna be at Tempe. I'm gonna be in Brea. I'm doing a bunch of casino runs in Southern California. I'm doing the Borgana in Atlantic City. I'm going all over the place. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets.
Bobby Lee
Andrewsantino.com say Andrew Santino, andrewsantino.com tickets go.
Andrew Santino
To the ticket, San Francisco. I'm coming to you too. I'm going all over andrew santino.com. you two are bad friends.
Bobby Lee
Who are these two idiots? You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. So I gave you 100 to go to Wii Spot. Why? Because you're sleeping in the studio. Because your apartment, there's some sort of disaster.
Andrew Santino
There's lead in the walls.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. How do you even know that? Dude, what are you, Superman?
Andrew Santino
I didn't. Can you see through the walls at home?
Bobby Lee
Wait, wait. Can Superman see through lead or he can't?
Andrew Santino
X ray vision.
Bobby Lee
He can't see through lead, I don't think, though.
Andrew Santino
What do you mean he can see that there's lead in the walls?
Bobby Lee
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Superman cannot see through lead.
Bobby Lee
That's what I'm saying. I just told you that.
Andrew Santino
How can he not see through lead?
Bobby Lee
I know. Out of all the things lead I.
Andrew Santino
Can see through lead, the guy can. Is faster than a fucking train.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
He can jump over a building that's 50 stories high. He can't see through lead.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I know.
Andrew Santino
Give me a break.
Bobby Lee
He can see through copper.
Andrew Santino
But lead is known for its density and ability to block X rays. That's why lead aprons are used in medical settings to prevent patients and Superman from coming in and taking over a small business.
Bobby Lee
And Lex Luthor, his fortress or whatever. His little compound full of lead. Yeah. Anyway, I gave you a hundred dollars. I don't know why we got. Oh, the lead at your apartment. And what I'm going to say is, then I said the Go sleep at Wii Spa, which is a Korean spa in Korean Koreatown, open 24 7. It's a nice spa. There's a restaurant, there's a bunch of facilities. Dry sauna, workout over 5, 8.
Andrew Santino
It's hard to sleep in those beds. Yeah, I'm just telling you why. Because they're short. They're for little Asian. They're not made for full sized adults.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that was the big issue. But you also had an issue with the cleanliness of it. Or no. Or no. It's a very clean place. I don't know, it's just a thing about, like, because you are naked. Being naked with a bunch of strangers in like a soup with like, hot tub is just very. It's odd soup. That's what it felt like. Like, I never, I never. I never went to. Can I get the we spa soup. That's what it felt like. I was a boy. Like, what are you talking about?
Andrew Santino
You would.
Bobby Lee
It's water.
Andrew Santino
You would have never lasted a day. In ancient Rome, we used to do that all the time. Remember? Back in back. You.
Bobby Lee
You and I, dude, love, love. And we mixed it with other species.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Lee
There were monkeys running around. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Hey, honestly, this is my problem with this, though. He says, he goes, he can't. The bed's too small, blah, blah, blah. And I said, I already offered you to sleep at the house multiple times.
Bobby Lee
Your house.
Andrew Santino
Turn it down.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Oh, he showers at my house. He showered there a few times already. And I said, you're more than welcome, dude. But he. I think he likes the sadness of sleeping at the studio.
Bobby Lee
I don't want to inconvenience anyone. I like being able to come and go at my own.
Andrew Santino
Well, that, that's really what it is. Because, you know, you're allowed to at my house.
Bobby Lee
I know.
Andrew Santino
He just doesn't. Feels like he doesn't want to. I don't want to intrude. I know it was.
Bobby Lee
It reminds me of this. When I was struggling for a very long time in this business, I knew I had friend. You know, you. You know, headliners are millionaires. Yeah, right. But, like, you can't pay rent. Right? So, like, should I call so and so. And I was always so. I'd only call my parents.
Andrew Santino
Oh, because you're afraid of inconvenience.
Bobby Lee
I think that's what it is. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
But also, you're like, they don't want me in the house. I'm. I'm just a pig.
Bobby Lee
And it's fine here. I like the couch. And then Mencio would like, bro again, dude, like every three days, he's 500 bucks, bro. But what the bro.
Andrew Santino
Well, you're struggling.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I was struggling.
Andrew Santino
He's making 500aminute.
Bobby Lee
Paulie never did. You just. That's a part of your story, dude. Not eating, dude. It's a part of your story, brah. He's right, right, right. And I'm like, okay, I won't eat.
Andrew Santino
One time I heard a story from Sandy Danto. Did I tell you this story on here? Yeah, that Paulie, one time they went out for lunch. They went out for subway when they were on the road together.
Bobby Lee
I have some stories too. Yeah, go ahead.
Andrew Santino
They run for they subway and Paulie goes. Sandy's like, we'll take a look at an Italian foot long. And Paulie goes, smart, dude. Half now and eat the other half for dinner. At the other half for dinner.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
And he did it. And then Sandy was like, kind of wanted the whole thing now. And he was like, nah, dude. Yeah, half now, half later.
Bobby Lee
I used to go on the road. He would go, did. It's your time to pay, Dan.
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, dude. I'm like, where are we going, Potbelly? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sandwiches, bro.
Andrew Santino
Why don't we go to cvs? We'll just get some snacks.
Bobby Lee
But he was always gracious and I love Polly, but another time, I already told you the Jamba Juice story, right?
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
We've already said that many times in this part. Yeah, yeah. And I'm gonna say it again. Say it young. Young Bobby. We're at in San Diego and Jamba Juice had just come out.
Andrew Santino
Big deal.
Bobby Lee
Big dude. Jamba Juice was like a Lord of the Rings movie.
Andrew Santino
Really? People waited in line.
Bobby Lee
Waited in line for Jamba Juice, dude.
Andrew Santino
It was unreal.
Bobby Lee
And we were there. He's like, did follow me and we went right to the front.
Andrew Santino
So big. That's a big deal. Jump the line at the Juice.
Bobby Lee
But he was also. There was no Internet back then. He was also a very big star. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could just do that. I think I would never do it. I wouldn't lie.
Andrew Santino
He's still so famous. Yeah, they're from San Luis Obispo. They're from the slow, baby. But what happened? You jumped the line.
Bobby Lee
We jumped a lot. And I was so. I was blushing.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Because I'm like, dude, this is like moral. Like ethically wrong.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. To cut all these people off.
Bobby Lee
No one complained and we just got it. So maybe, I don't know.
Andrew Santino
Then they made a drink called the Weasel for a while.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
It prompted them up. Yeah, The Jamba Juice line. You know what? I went to go see the other night. Let me texted you.
Bobby Lee
Let Me guess.
Andrew Santino
I told you.
Bobby Lee
Jesus Christ Superstar.
Andrew Santino
I'm showing at the Hollywood Ball.
Bobby Lee
At Hollywood?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Did you really go?
Andrew Santino
No, no. Jesus is my heart. I don't need to go to the Hollywood Bowl.
Bobby Lee
What'd you see?
Andrew Santino
I went to go see Naked Gun.
Bobby Lee
Was it. Let me go ahead. Well, the shirt's great.
Andrew Santino
It's fun. It's fun.
Bobby Lee
You know, it's so funny because as a comic, that must be hard because it's all jokes.
Andrew Santino
Well, what bums you out is you're like, why wouldn't they cast a fucking comedian instead of Liam Neeson? Because Liam Neeson's playing Taken the whole time.
Bobby Lee
Oh, right.
Andrew Santino
Which is okay. But, like, Leslie Nielsen was so fucking unbelievably funny.
Bobby Lee
He was also an actor who.
Andrew Santino
I know. But Leslie was a Had. Can be. His comedic timing was unmatched.
Bobby Lee
So let's cast it now. Who would you do as a comedian?
Andrew Santino
Just talking about it. I said it would Steve. Steve Martin would have fucking hit an absolute home run.
Bobby Lee
Exactly.
Andrew Santino
A literal home run at that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
He also has the white hair. He's got that. It'd been a great, beautiful character comparison because Steve plays the straight guy so well for so many years.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And the thing about that character is Leslie played an unbelievably dense straight guy. Like a dumb straight guy. But he sold you on all of it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Because it was quick and he threw it away and it was so you would. I remember watching the original Naked Gun and. And rewatching to catch jokes, because I didn't. I don't think I missed one joke in this. And I'm not saying it was bad. It was just like it. That it. The. You know, you just have an affinity for that old thing. It just felt so different when I saw it for the first time.
Bobby Lee
Back then, the best was Airplane.
Andrew Santino
Same thing.
Bobby Lee
Same thing.
Andrew Santino
Same same rhythm.
Bobby Lee
I hope they never remake that movie.
Andrew Santino
Oh, they're definitely. They're doing it now, I'm sure.
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino
But Pam Anderson was fucking great. But the Tomatometer 91.
Bobby Lee
That's AM.
Andrew Santino
No, it's really good. It's doing well. I don't know financially how it did in the theaters this weekend, because I don't know how many people are buying tickets. But it's important we do as comedians. We need to support comedies and theaters.
Bobby Lee
They'll do another one. I. I think they'll do another.
Andrew Santino
If this hits 60 million. They will.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, they will.
Andrew Santino
It might.
Bobby Lee
I think it will worldwide.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, we need that dude. We need more comedy.
Bobby Lee
Mexicans love it too.
Andrew Santino
Hey, bro.
Bobby Lee
Hey, bro.
Andrew Santino
Nick had gone dog.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that OJ joke was good, bro.
Andrew Santino
The oj. By the way, the OJ joke was good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, the OJ joke was good. And. And, and. But they gave away some of their good jokes. I will say they gave away a few too many of their. Of my. Of good hitters right in the previews. Which is fine.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
But then I saw a couple of previews for movies that I do want to see.
Bobby Lee
The. I. Let me guess.
Andrew Santino
Huh?
Bobby Lee
The Paul Thomas Anderson one, of course. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. It looks so good.
Bobby Lee
The Arnofsky one.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it looks good.
Bobby Lee
Looks good.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it looks good. I'm gonna see it no matter what.
Bobby Lee
Based on those posters. Let's see what I want to see here.
Andrew Santino
Tron.
Bobby Lee
Nah, but you know what? But Avatar, Fire and Wind or whatever that's called. What's it called?
Andrew Santino
Fire and Ash.
Bobby Lee
Ash Far and Wind.
Andrew Santino
Avatar Far and Wind.
Bobby Lee
I think I said Fire, but okay.
Andrew Santino
Far.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Look at that wind over there. It's so far.
Andrew Santino
How far is that wind?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, pretty far. But we can get on a blue horse and get there.
Andrew Santino
There's.
Bobby Lee
I don't know what they. I don't know what they are. What are those things? Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Well, I want to see their. They've remade Running man, which.
Bobby Lee
Absolutely. That looks great.
Andrew Santino
It looks so good.
Bobby Lee
But when James Camera showed Fire and Ash to his wife, apparently she cried.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
She said it was a masterpiece.
Andrew Santino
Okay. And then there's my movies coming out. I didn't see a preview for it yet.
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
Now you see me, now you don't.
Bobby Lee
There you go. You're in. That looks good though.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it looks good.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Exciting. Better than Borderlands.
Andrew Santino
Much. But the point is. Yeah, the point I'm trying to make.
Bobby Lee
What is the point?
Andrew Santino
This is an open window for us to start trying to make comedies again.
Bobby Lee
I know.
Andrew Santino
We're trying. We gotta try.
Bobby Lee
We gotta try.
Andrew Santino
We really do.
Bobby Lee
Bad Friends movie.
Andrew Santino
And what is the movie?
Bobby Lee
Well, can I just say something? I have a new idea. Okay. You know that whites only town that they made in the Ozark?
Andrew Santino
All right.
Bobby Lee
No, listen.
Andrew Santino
I tried to move there.
Bobby Lee
I know. So the movie is about you having a whites only Ozark town.
Andrew Santino
Oh, just listen. All right.
Bobby Lee
I open an all Korean Ozark town next to you, right next to right on the border. Right. And for some reason it's like a broke back. We fall in love.
Andrew Santino
Why does it again?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
It always goes to I have to.
Bobby Lee
Fall in love with you.
Andrew Santino
I know.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So basically, you know, we, we. We have a meeting, right? I go, this is the boundary, right?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
But one day you're like doing something in the fields. I'm on the fields and we lock eyes and we go to the boundary and we just start talking and then we don't know what to do.
Andrew Santino
There's an invisible fence we can't go through.
Bobby Lee
Oh, like, okay.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, like, like, now you see me?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Oh, you want to put magical elements.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
All right.
Andrew Santino
It's got to be magic. Wait, honestly.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
That is a good start of like that whites only town. What is it called? Yeah, what's the name of that stupid town? It's only whites only.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And it's in, it's in Arkansas.
Bobby Lee
They're called Return to the land. Is there.
Andrew Santino
They're called. The crew is called the Return to the Land.
Bobby Lee
Something happened for them to drive them out there.
Andrew Santino
You mean they did something?
Bobby Lee
No, they had an interaction somewhere in their life.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Something happened.
Bobby Lee
You know what I mean? Where, you know, they were like, ah, this.
Andrew Santino
Well, here you go. Let's see inside the whites only town in Arkansas. You don't Jews, no gays, no blacks, no Jews, no gays, no problem.
Bobby Lee
Kushbas building houses. But it says no. It doesn't say, no Asians.
Andrew Santino
No. They said gays. Start it over. Let me hear it again.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
No blacks, no Jews, no gays. High up in the Ozark hills in the state of Arkansas, dozens of people have been working hard. Why is it with a British accent, no blacks, no Jews, no gays. Why is it? It's something about it. Okay, go ahead. They're building a new community. It's called Return to the Land and it is a town open to white people only. They are millennials and Gen Z and this is a new update of age old prejudice.
Bobby Lee
What we've done here is establish a place where we have. Even the dog's white. That is just for the sake of. Holy shit. You know, our culture.
Andrew Santino
And that culture effectively was saying this.
Bobby Lee
Is a white culture, a white place, white American culture.
Andrew Santino
But what this sounds like is bringing back segregation. Is that a fair assessment? It's free association. So we're not trying to keep other people down.
Bobby Lee
This is a small settlement in the.
Andrew Santino
Middle of the Ozarks, but they are being kept out, even if of.
Bobby Lee
Well, I mean, you don't let everyone into your home.
Andrew Santino
Around 40 live here. Ah. Hundreds more across the world have paid to be members. And while the men do the physical labor, the women take care of the children who Live here full time. That's right.
Bobby Lee
Very loving community if you're part of the community. But if you're black or if you're.
Andrew Santino
Jewish or if you're gay, you can't be part of that community.
Bobby Lee
They can have their own communities and they already do. You might be wondering how any next to yours legal.
Andrew Santino
You'll see Return to the Land is structured as a private members association, which they believe allows them to discriminate on the basis of ethnicity along with other factors.
Bobby Lee
This is the movie, dude.
Andrew Santino
This is a movie. May well fail. The Arkansas Attorney General has said his office is now reviewing the matter as a result of our reporting and that there is no room for racial discrimination in Arkansas or anywhere.
Bobby Lee
Okay, can I just say this?
Andrew Santino
First of all, there seems to be a little bit of room for discrimination in Arkansas. They got a plot of land. No, but. But here's the. Here's the most fucked up part about all this.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Is this is honestly already a great movie. Like, it's already a movie. You know what it is?
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
This is like white guys instead of white girls. And then we just get. They go in like. They go in full on white.
Bobby Lee
Like Drew Ski.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Like go undercover as full.
Bobby Lee
I'm Cliff Stevenson. I'm an accountant, but I retired.
Andrew Santino
If you see like an albino black guy, like an Imagine albino black guy, like, he's. That's what it is.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
One of the Wayans plays an albino black guy that goes in there and tricks them into thinking that he's white.
Bobby Lee
Yes.
Andrew Santino
Right. Like this guy. And he infiltrates. He infiltrates the.
Bobby Lee
I want to be that guy.
Andrew Santino
You can't play him.
Bobby Lee
Why? You put his eyes.
Andrew Santino
He could be Asian.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You play his Asian buddy.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I got to be Cliff Stevenson, though.
Andrew Santino
I'm Cliff Stevenson.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Dude. I mean, this is such a wild. What were you going to say? The. This is a. It's an interesting.
Bobby Lee
Interesting. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
I wonder if you just kind of wandered in. Hey, guys.
Andrew Santino
If you wandered in.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
No, wouldn't work.
Bobby Lee
But then one of the. They would shoot me.
Andrew Santino
They did say no blacks, no Jews. No.
Bobby Lee
That's what I'm saying.
Andrew Santino
Gays. They didn't say anything about Asians, though.
Bobby Lee
That's what I said. Yeah. I mean, why.
Andrew Santino
You know, that is.
Bobby Lee
Maybe I'm allowed.
Andrew Santino
Maybe you are.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Make my eye. I don't know.
Andrew Santino
Used to smelling salts before you walk over there.
Bobby Lee
That is interesting. But you know what?
Andrew Santino
I want to visit.
Bobby Lee
We can buy the other property around it.
Andrew Santino
See, this Is what's really cool. If you really wanted to be a boss, like if you were a black. A black company.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You would buy all the land around it. That would be wild.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You really want to put these guys out. And by the way, you buy all the land around it except for one little strip of road that goes in and out.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
But you control the road.
Bobby Lee
And then you do a gigantic Travis Scott concert. Right. Free. Imagine on the border, just thousands of.
Andrew Santino
Wait, it's just every single day, a new black artist is performing.
Bobby Lee
Yes, yes, yes.
Andrew Santino
Every single day.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. That would be amazing.
Andrew Santino
By the way. Every musician would do it for free. They'd be like, I'll perform there for free. That's so. It's.
Bobby Lee
It's so good. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And then on the outside of the. Of the black outside ring.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
An Asian outside ring, then a gay ring, then a Jew ring.
Bobby Lee
Oh. And you. You form a rainbow.
Andrew Santino
That's what they always want.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go. You would see a rainbow maybe. Right, right.
Andrew Santino
And their message would finally be clear that we are actually all. We're all one.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
We're all just one.
Bobby Lee
But I'm telling you right now, I bet you money you put Michael beat Jeep.
Andrew Santino
Michael jeep Jordan. Beep, beep. It's Michael jeep Jordan.
Bobby Lee
I had a beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Andrew Santino
It's Michael jeep Jordan Jordan.
Bobby Lee
But I bet you money you he.
Andrew Santino
Dude, can someone at home draw a picture of a jeep with Michael b. Jordan's head on the front of it?
Bobby Lee
Michael jeep Jordan.
Andrew Santino
Michael jeep Jordan. What if he. What?
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Oh, if you tried to get in.
Bobby Lee
No, but if he just wandered, I bet you one of those girls would.
Andrew Santino
Be like, he's so hot.
Bobby Lee
He's. He's so hot.
Andrew Santino
Letting that guy.
Bobby Lee
You have to. She would sneak into the woods. Where are you going, honey? I'm just going out to get a goat milk. Yeah, there's goat milk out there. Or whatever. She would.
Andrew Santino
No, I thought you said adult milk. I thought that was great.
Bobby Lee
Oh, adult.
Andrew Santino
Going there to milk an adult.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Michael jeep Jordan. Beep, beep. Dude, look at that. Keep your shirt on. He's got the top down there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
God, is that automatic or stick? Michael jeep Jordan. That's. He's got a big stick shift.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. All right. I up.
Andrew Santino
Michael jeep Jordan.
Bobby Lee
I had a slip up.
Andrew Santino
No, it was great.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
We love a Michael jeep Jordan.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. How funny. If we got to meet him one day and he's like, what's up? It's Michael Jeep Jordan.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah, that'd be great if Michael.
Andrew Santino
B. Jordan or Idris Ilba walked over there with that accent.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
They'd be like, okay, come on.
Bobby Lee
Right?
Andrew Santino
That's the. You know, that's going to be it. They're going to be like, why? It's only. Except for some people that we really admire.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Or Tony. Tony Thornburg. That's my Asian Tony Thornberg. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Who is that?
Bobby Lee
Oh, wait, don't be. But don't. Oh.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you know. Right.
Bobby Lee
That's my crush.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. This is your crush I forgot about.
Bobby Lee
That's my half Asian crush right there. Tony Thornberg. Can Tony be a part of it?
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Tony's got to be there, dude.
Andrew Santino
So this is it. We send in the hottest. The hottest minority of every race.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Infiltrate.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
The all white land.
Bobby Lee
Exactly.
Andrew Santino
So great idea. It's great to see who can break through. It's basically. There's an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And at the end, we reveal that the whites are all aliens. They're all lizards.
Bobby Lee
M. Night Shaw. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
It's an M. Light Shamalam Ding Dong movie featuring Michael Jeep Jordan.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I think let's come up with a different switch here. No, the whites were always minorities. They were. Oh, no.
Andrew Santino
Oh, well, that's it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
We pan out to realize the whole world is minorities and the whites are. Yeah, the whites are actually the minority.
Bobby Lee
Wow. That's it.
Andrew Santino
Right.
Bobby Lee
They're the only ones.
Andrew Santino
There were the 40 whites left left on Earth.
Bobby Lee
That's the switch, dude.
Andrew Santino
Right.
Bobby Lee
Wow, that's good.
Andrew Santino
Where in America is this Is. That is crazy, though, to think that they. So they can. They can do this because they set up a private institution. Right. So then it's like a. It's like saying, I have a club. You can't belong. And then they just say, I'm allowed to accept people that I want in there only. Right. Like a. Like I can't walk into a vfw. Right. I can't. I'm not part of the club. You can.
Bobby Lee
No, I'm just saying. I'm agreeing with you.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So then that's how they're getting away with it, right? They're just saying, you can't be. But also, what fucking black person or gay or Jew wants to live there? They don't want to live there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You don't even need to publicize it. Just be like, we're going to the woods. Yeah, just go to the fucking woods.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. No, no one's going, can I go?
Andrew Santino
Like, no, black guys is like, dude, I'm trying to get there.
Bobby Lee
It is pretty out there. It's 40 people and people.
Andrew Santino
There's so much land. All they could go people if they want. People want to move to the sticks. People can move anywhere to the sticks.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but if I wanted to all Korean community, why can't I have one?
Andrew Santino
You have one. It's on Wilshire, going down there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I know it is, but I'm just saying, like, if I was like, you know what? I just want to be around a bunch of Koreans and we live in a community. Why would that be controversial?
Andrew Santino
You're. I know what you're saying, and you're right, by the way.
Bobby Lee
No being real.
Andrew Santino
No, you're being anti woke and I like it.
Bobby Lee
No, I'm not being anti woke. I'm just saying my family and some dude is like, hey, I don't know you. Can I come?
Andrew Santino
I think the. I think you can if it's a. It's as if I think what they're. What the.
Bobby Lee
I see what you're saying.
Andrew Santino
What the attorney is saying is that you cannot keep people from coming out there just based on race, creator, religion. But that being said, you just own a bunch of land. Like if you owned 100 acres of land.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You could say, I'm only letting people in there that I want in there.
Bobby Lee
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Andrew Santino
The problem is they were too forward with it.
Bobby Lee
Shut your mouth.
Andrew Santino
Just say, shut the fuck up. Say we're creating a private community and only we can be in there who's weak, whoever we choose.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Just be coy about it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Or make up a lie.
Andrew Santino
You know, what's.
Bobby Lee
We're. We. We had some really fucked up religion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Well, they. By the way, something is brewing over there.
Bobby Lee
There's something.
Andrew Santino
You know, they're starting something.
Bobby Lee
I know, right.
Andrew Santino
You know that. You know the crux of this, that I. It was a dead giveaway that this is like something else. It's a membership you have to pay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
So obviously something is brewing. Right.
Bobby Lee
I've got the movie, actually.
Andrew Santino
What is it?
Bobby Lee
I have the new Switch. So basically it's kind of hacky, but it's. They're out there, right? And the kids, they have no idea there are blacks or Asians or gays in the world. They get older, right? And then they. And then it's a horror movie for them, right? So one kid wanders out, right? I was like, what's up? Dog.
Andrew Santino
Reverse. Get out.
Bobby Lee
It's reverse. Get out. Dude.
Andrew Santino
Get in. Get back in.
Bobby Lee
It's. Get it.
Andrew Santino
It's get back in. Because once you leave the community, you're lost in the woods.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Or some guy, you know, I run into them. They're like, what happened to your eyes? Right. I'm like, what do you mean, Mama? Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I saw a man who was disabled. His eyes. Something was wrong.
Bobby Lee
He was quick. Yeah, he was quick. It's very soft skin.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
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Bobby Lee
And then they doubled its menu. Dude.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
Yeah. Now you can choose from 100 options each week, including new seasonal dishes and recipes from around the world. Dig into bigger portions. That'll keep everyone satisfied.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
People think I'm Steven Yun now.
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Bobby Lee
Talk Space.
Andrew Santino
You know, we went down in volume. Did you notice that? You know why? Because we're talking to the fans right now. We're talking to the fans who need to talk.
Bobby Lee
Exactly. Dude. And let me say something, okay? If you have trauma. Yeah, you. I know you do.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you too.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Bad stuff, right? You need to do emdr. You need to. Someone to talk to you. I mean, you know, and. And Talkspace is there for you. It'll save your life.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
Is it. Is it convenient? Andrew?
Andrew Santino
It is remarkably convenient. You can do this literally from the comfort of your own home. Do it from your car, do it from your rooftop, do it from your friend's house. It doesn't matter where you are. You can do it from anywhere.
Bobby Lee
And is also backed by science.
Andrew Santino
It's completely backed by science. Talkspace partners with major research institutions to validate their treatment methods, making sure that you receive the best care possible from absolutely anywhere. Bobby's been using it for quite a long time.
Bobby Lee
I love it.
Andrew Santino
And I'm proud of you because you're making so much progress, both physically and mentally.
Bobby Lee
Let me tell you something. I use it and I love it.
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Bobby Lee
That's SPACE80. S, P, A, C, E80. To match with a licensed therapist today, go to talkspace.com bad Friends and enter promo code space. Yeah, that's interesting, though.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Fascinating. It's a fascinating, fascinating thing to move down to the Ozarks and do that.
Bobby Lee
But if you had never seen a minority. If I was. If you're white, right? Yeah. If you're a white, Macon's the whitest.
Andrew Santino
I'm not, according to you.
Bobby Lee
So, Macone, let's say you grew up, you don't know anything about Asians, blacks, gays, or anything, and then you finally run into one. What do you think your reaction would be? Fear? Curiosity. That's what I'm saying. I think a lot of people are that. What do you mean? Andres isn't what. Andres saw a black person for the.
Andrew Santino
First time as, like a teenager, and he, like, screamed and pointed.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Andrew Santino
Spain.
Bobby Lee
Spain. Yeah, but. So you would be curious, Andres, European versus American thing. Yeah, but you have never heard of him. If no one ever talked to you.
Andrew Santino
He's saying if you remove the context of life that you've lived around other races and people, you've never seen it before or known it before. It's like, it's like, if I go to rural China today, there's no way they've seen a fucking ginge.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
They're all going to be like, huh? They're going to be shocked.
Bobby Lee
I don't buy that.
Andrew Santino
100%. 100%. When have they seen.
Bobby Lee
Maybe. Maybe.
Andrew Santino
Ah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
I think, though, even if it's not. Even if you, like, see, like, and this might be a weird comparison, but if I were to see, like, an animal, I don't know, I'm gonna, like, if I see, like, I don't. I've never seen a shrew before. Like, I see true. I'm like, I want to go pet it.
Andrew Santino
What race of people are you comparing? This is a.
Bobby Lee
Are you saying Middle Eastern? Peter, what are you saying, dude?
Andrew Santino
What are you saying, dude?
Bobby Lee
Specific. Yeah, yeah. If I see a panda, I. I think Yeah, I think animal cre.
Andrew Santino
Living creatures.
Bobby Lee
Wait, wait, wait, wait. You wouldn't think if you saw, like, Asian person, that that was a humanoid. Well, I thought, there's another humanoid that looks slightly different than me, but not this guy. There's another animal.
Andrew Santino
I would imagine if you never saw anybody that didn't look like you. Truly, genuinely. Right. For the first time.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Your instinct is threat for sure. As a human species. I bet you it is. In fact, it for certain is, because I bet you.
Bobby Lee
Shaquille. Shaquille o'. Neal. Yes. If I'm around. No, just listen. If I'm around little Asians my whole life, and one day I'm just like, you know me walking through the forest, minding my own business.
Andrew Santino
Kadira. Kadira.
Bobby Lee
I mean, he's so big.
Andrew Santino
He's so big.
Bobby Lee
I would probably go, oh, my God. Like, look at that. That's me. That's even.
Andrew Santino
Is that Mr. Worldwide?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Who's Kevin Hart? Shaquille O'. Neal. Give me that photo.
Andrew Santino
It's insane. Look, that's. That's Gabby Douglas and him.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Imagine. Yeah. So imagine that's. I'm Gabby Douglas. That Shaquille. I would be kind of scared, I thought.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Because it's not the color of his skin. It's the size.
Andrew Santino
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's the size. Oh, it's the size.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Yao Ming. Same thing.
Andrew Santino
No, there's Yao Wishak.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yao's bigger.
Andrew Santino
No, but if you saw Yao and he looked like, you would just think it's an inflated version of you. You just think somebody pumped him up all the way. No, if you saw the point I'm.
Bobby Lee
Making is I would think it's, you know, I mean, like, somebody's on the shoulder. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
There's two kids in there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
But the first time any race ever saw another different race from their people, I'm sure they were freaked out and thought it was a threat for sure.
Bobby Lee
But you know what? White people always. White people. Always. People go, oh, beautiful white. Like in Africa and stuff. They follow them around. It's an angel. Right. But with me, it's like, probably not.
Andrew Santino
Well, what? You're like an angel whose wings have been clipped.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Like that island, you know that island where that Christian died, where they went to go.
Andrew Santino
Try to. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So there's that one I think was Asian even.
Andrew Santino
This. This is great point that we're bringing up, by the way.
Bobby Lee
Oh, the Sydney Sweeney. The jeans.
Andrew Santino
The jeans.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I didn't get I didn't get it.
Bobby Lee
I don't get it either.
Andrew Santino
But people are mad.
Bobby Lee
I know.
Andrew Santino
Because she's saying, you know the play on words that she has great genes in her gene pool. Why?
Bobby Lee
It's the. It's not even her saying. Right. It's the ad company.
Andrew Santino
No, she says it, but I mean she's just reading copy.
Bobby Lee
Reading the copy.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, we read copy all the time. Yeah, yeah, but. But what is it? McCone knows, he's young, he gets, he's like.
Bobby Lee
It's like a eugenics thing.
Andrew Santino
Exactly.
Bobby Lee
I have blue eyes. She says that right? Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Eugenics is the, is the idea and look up the definition. But isn't eugenics the idea that you are. You filter out to make a perfect race. You filter out other kinds of. The study of how to arrange reproduction with human population to increase the occurrence of heritable characteristics regarded as desirable. Right, but that's not what she's saying. She's not saying only fuck people that are gonna give a perfect.
Bobby Lee
They're playing with the homonym and people took it. That's hominin.
Andrew Santino
Homonym is because of her genes. Genes. Because it's the. It's the same word, different meaning. But what I'm saying is correct, is that eugenics is a completely different ideology than what's being presented. But I don't even know how the misstep happened. It doesn't even make sense to me. How are these two things intertwined? Because she's beautiful and blonde hair, blue eyed. So they're going Nazi shit.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, the same.
Andrew Santino
Dude, come on, that's not.
Bobby Lee
Is it tied to like. Because you know, Trump says a lot, you know, I mean jeans. I like you have great jeans or you know, you have great jeans. Not the pants. But like he does talk, he talks a lot about jeans.
Andrew Santino
Oh so they're putting this.
Bobby Lee
They're, they're maybe, I don't know, maybe.
Andrew Santino
There was a connection foisting Trump on fucking Sydney Sweeney. Let me say this about this.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
First of all, her mom and dad did make a fucking hot kid. Okay.
Bobby Lee
Bingo.
Andrew Santino
Okay, so she does have pretty good fucking jeans.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
She has good genes. Good genes, our parents.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Not good jeans. Not good genes.
Andrew Santino
I came out fucking orange.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
He came out that.
Bobby Lee
What? Well that's insane. Yeah. I mean if we were doing that our jeans. What would the jeans look like?
Andrew Santino
Ripped to pre worn one. Just one distressed.
Bobby Lee
Just one little side with. You know what I mean? Would be there left.
Andrew Santino
You'd be little jean shorts, frayed at the bottom. Yeah, I'd be distressed. I'd be distressed.
Bobby Lee
The lowest quality denim, dude. The lowest quality.
Andrew Santino
Oh, dude, the downtown. Downtown off the factory.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, those. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Anyway, the one where when you. When you wear them new with shoes, it dyes the shoes blue. Yeah, that's the jeans that we are. Look, I don't under. I don't understand it. I think it's such a.
Bobby Lee
She's fine.
Andrew Santino
She's gonna.
Bobby Lee
She'll be fine.
Andrew Santino
I think it's weird that they've kind of like put it on her as if she said something controversial.
Bobby Lee
She's fine.
Andrew Santino
She's reading bad copy.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Media literacy is dead. Media literacy is dead also. She has great. Yeah, her genealogy is great. She's very good looking. Which. She's symmetrical.
Bobby Lee
She has better jeans than me.
Andrew Santino
Same.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
No, not literal jeans though. You have phenomenal denim.
Bobby Lee
No, no, my denim is better.
Andrew Santino
You have some of the best denim in the world.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Oh, they're comparing her to Trump.
Bobby Lee
That's what I'm saying. That's, I think, the. The connection there.
Andrew Santino
Right, right, right, right, right.
Bobby Lee
He says it a lot, but he also says a lot. Like billions and billions and billions. He says a lot in two weeks. He says a lot. You know what I mean? Like, if they go, where's the healthcare in two weeks? Which is sm.
Andrew Santino
So such a good amount of time. Because one is too quick.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. It's so smart.
Andrew Santino
In a weird. One week means next week. But if you go two weeks.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. People forget in two weeks, 100%.
Andrew Santino
If I say, how long are you? How long were you over there? You go two weeks. Even if it was like a week and a half.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Two weeks. Like, why are you there for a long time? Yeah, it's enough of amount of time where it's not threatening, but it also gives you weight to go, what? That was two weeks ago. Three weeks.
Bobby Lee
Better.
Andrew Santino
Three weeks is scary.
Bobby Lee
Why?
Andrew Santino
Because it's almost.
Bobby Lee
In three weeks.
Andrew Santino
It's almost a month.
Bobby Lee
Right.
Andrew Santino
That's too much.
Bobby Lee
Is it too much?
Andrew Santino
A month is a long time.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
1 12th of a year.
Bobby Lee
Two weeks then.
Andrew Santino
Think about it though. Two weeks.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, he's.
Andrew Santino
Dude, he's organized speech in a way where he knows exactly how to. How to entice you and then make you forget. He should have been in. Now you see me, now you don't.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
He's so good.
Bobby Lee
He's so good at that.
Andrew Santino
It never happened. Yeah, it's really good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Or when the heats on, he just comes up with Other things that people focus on. He's so good at that.
Andrew Santino
Could have been a fantastic four.
Bobby Lee
Then.
Andrew Santino
He's really good at all.
Bobby Lee
Right.
Andrew Santino
He's good, dude.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. It's like Shin Lim, but white.
Andrew Santino
He is.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. There, right? And people go, whoa. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And then he's gone.
Bobby Lee
He's gone.
Andrew Santino
But you hear him walking.
Bobby Lee
I do hear him walking. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You hear him creaking through the hall.
Bobby Lee
And I hear his veins and his ankles, like squishing.
Andrew Santino
I can already hear the young.
Bobby Lee
What are those things that he has there?
Andrew Santino
Gout.
Bobby Lee
He's got something going on with the veins and his ankles. Don't like it. Look at that. It's all spilling over his shoe.
Andrew Santino
That's so funny.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Look at that.
Andrew Santino
With bruised hands.
Bobby Lee
Let me say something. I mean, dude, it's just like, you have so much money. Just leave. Why? We'll just retire.
Andrew Santino
Retire?
Bobby Lee
Just get out.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, but he's got to. He's gonna finish being present for sure.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Zoom into his ankles.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. What is it? Venus. He has some sort of thing called Venus something something. What's the disease? He has varicose veins. No, look at.
Andrew Santino
It's a real chronic venous insufficiency.
Bobby Lee
That's right.
Andrew Santino
Serious Trump's condition.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
So what, his legs get all up.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Like blood pools in a certain section of his body.
Andrew Santino
We gotta exercise, baby.
Bobby Lee
I know you gotta. Actually, isn't golf exercise?
Andrew Santino
No. You're just walking around.
Bobby Lee
But that's still exercise.
Andrew Santino
No, I disagree.
Bobby Lee
All right. Bye. Bye. By the way, exercise. Someone hiking the other day and I don't know the hiking trail by my house. I think it's called Parque Serrato or something.
Andrew Santino
Something Parque Serato.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. But anyway.
Andrew Santino
What'S Parque Serato?
Bobby Lee
That's what it's called. There was a sign that said that serato means closed.
Andrew Santino
Oh, park closed. Did you already walk out of there?
Bobby Lee
No, I did it anyway.
Andrew Santino
Careful.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Paro dumb.
Bobby Lee
I did it.
Andrew Santino
You're so dumb.
Bobby Lee
I did it.
Andrew Santino
You're one of my favorite people.
Bobby Lee
So anyway. And I don't want to be mean and I don't know. Let me just throw it out there.
Andrew Santino
Say it.
Bobby Lee
Something happened. Number one, right? This part, this hiking trail goes to the top of this mountain, right? And what I usually do is I turn around back. So I'm just like. Because I don't know what's on the other side. You ever done that before?
Andrew Santino
I usually try to finish it, but I see. I map it out first.
Bobby Lee
But when you're on the top of the mountain. You look down, you don't know where it leads.
Andrew Santino
Well, then I'm not doing it right.
Bobby Lee
But this time I went, you know what? I'm gonna go where it leads. Mistake.
Andrew Santino
Where'd you end up?
Bobby Lee
Miles.
Andrew Santino
Miles.
Bobby Lee
Miles away. I ended up in a residential area.
Andrew Santino
But you were by yourself.
Bobby Lee
By myself.
Andrew Santino
Don't do that. I told you not to.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And that, like it's. And that light was going, you know, I mean. Right. But thankfully there was a lime scooter. Yeah. I line back to my car.
Andrew Santino
I was gonna say you walked on the other side of the hill and you ended up at the whites only Arkansas land.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And there was a lady, and I don't want to make fun of her, and I'm not trying to make fun of her. I just was confused by it. There was a lady in the beginning of the trail, like literally right when you start going up, and she was like on a tick tock. And she's like, yeah. And she was a very heavyset. Can it. Can I just let me finish it and then we'll cut it out. All right. And she goes, hey, guys. So I'm doing it hiking, you know, I mean, doing the exercise. Right. And in my heart I was like, oh, good for you. This is great. Right. So I start walking up, Right. At no point, when it turned around.
Andrew Santino
The medevac helicopter comes in.
Bobby Lee
So there's two things.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Number one, it was for show.
Andrew Santino
Well, no, maybe she. Maybe she's just taking it slow.
Bobby Lee
Or number two, she had already gone to the limit.
Andrew Santino
At the start. She's like, hey, I got there. They say half of the journey is getting to the gym.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. But I was concerned for. I was like, oh, where is she? It was out of concern. Wasn't trying to make fun of that story, what I just said.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it was.
Bobby Lee
No, it wasn't.
Andrew Santino
There was a guy that was running on the hike the other day who had on a full sweatsuit. 87 degrees. That blows my mind. Why do people do this? Yeah, I'm like, dude, you're gonna pass out. What wrestlers? He's not in high school. This guy's late 30s. He was like a man who was running on the trail dripping in sweat. And I was like, such a weird game, dude, because you're asking for. For dehydration and then overheating, dude. Because I told you this story. My buddy ep's friend, they were hiking and he had to get medevaced out. His lung collapsed because he doesn't really hike Often. And he was like, I'll go hike. He smokes weed all day.
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino
They had a medevac him out.
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino
His lung collapsed.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but there are benches. You can just rest.
Andrew Santino
I'll tell him that.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I mean, the amount of people that I used to. When I used to live by Runyon and I would go hike that every day.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
The amount of people I saw get medevaced out of there, it was at least once a month.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
They'd have to bring. Because someone would get way up on the. On the. You know, on the hard side, on the other side of the park.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And they'd be stuck and maybe panic or not be able to breathe.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's. Those are some steep hills.
Andrew Santino
Oh, dude, it's. And it's a nightmare when you do the Hollywood sign. It's like five miles.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I can't do that.
Andrew Santino
It's high.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
It's a long way to go.
Bobby Lee
Also, in terms of fashion, Can I just. Trailing fashion. Enough white people wearing the rice patty hats.
Andrew Santino
Oh, only you can wear it.
Bobby Lee
I'm just saying they have these gigantic Saigon.
Andrew Santino
Take off that baseball hat. That's ours.
Bobby Lee
That's not us.
Andrew Santino
That's ours.
Bobby Lee
Go to Japan.
Andrew Santino
Baseball is born in America. Those are our hats. Okay, take it off. If I can wear rice hats.
Bobby Lee
All right, you can wear rice hats. That's my bad, dude. My bad. You can wear the rice hats.
Andrew Santino
Which race of hats can I wear? I can wear a rice paddy hat.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Can I wear.
Bobby Lee
But it's like, how about this? What if I wear one of those, like, armor, you know? I mean, like a knight's helmet.
Andrew Santino
That's rad.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. But, like, would that offend you if I wore a knight's helmet?
Andrew Santino
No. Pretty uncomfortable.
Bobby Lee
I know. Okay, so I can wear that. You can wear the rice batty.
Andrew Santino
Thank you.
Bobby Lee
What's another white thing? I could wear one of those, you know, at. In London, the. The big. You know, the black little puffy hat. The Royal Guard. Royal Guard hat. I'm wearing one of those.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You're okay with that?
Andrew Santino
I think you should wear that.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Could I wear it like an Abe Lincoln top hat?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. You're white.
Andrew Santino
That's right.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Don't forget.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
That's what. By the way, all the. Our people in Arkansas should be wearing top hats.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Right.
Bobby Lee
Just to go, oh, so take your clothes off. China made those.
Andrew Santino
China made those? Yeah, take your clothes off. China made those.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. In fact, that's what I want to Do I want to be an Asian inspector over there?
Andrew Santino
You want. By the way.
Bobby Lee
And I'm going to look at every made in China thing, you know what I mean? And I'm going to take it out of your house.
Andrew Santino
But you're Korean.
Bobby Lee
I could lie. They're not going to know the difference.
Andrew Santino
No, I don't.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I'm telling you, McGon, if you were.
Bobby Lee
Like, never seen an Asian, like, with the premise before. Yeah, and I told you I was Chinese, you wouldn't believe me.
Andrew Santino
100. Okay, zoom in. Korean inventions are all the beauty products, by the way. I hear this all the time from, dude, my sister, my wife, every girl in my life goes Korea. You got to get me beauty shit if you go over there. Because it's the best in the world.
Bobby Lee
In the world.
Andrew Santino
Beverages, fans. You guys love those little hand fans.
Bobby Lee
Asian ginseng we created. That's. That's hard to believe, but yeah.
Andrew Santino
Dried food, snacks.
Bobby Lee
I believe you zoom in because my eyes are blur. Blur.
Andrew Santino
Soju Love Soju Robotics in general, huh?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Cacao Friends.
Andrew Santino
That's just Black Friends.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's what they call them.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Friends is a lineup of adorable characters that prominently features a little line. See, this is. This is. Everybody trump on trying to jump on the, like, the Labubu trend. You know what that is, don't you?
Bobby Lee
Of course I do. I have some.
Andrew Santino
You have a Labubu?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I bought some.
Andrew Santino
How much? Are those expensive?
Bobby Lee
The one I got.
Andrew Santino
Are they really? Yeah, I don't. I've just seen them. $5,000.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, for that one.
Andrew Santino
And you put it on your. You. What do you do with it in a drawer? It doesn't go anywhere.
Bobby Lee
I have Cabbage Patch Kids. I do. I collect, like, one of everything.
Andrew Santino
But I see people. Girls put this on their purse, right? That's the gig.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
So the per. Some of these purses aren't even $5,000, and they're putting a $5,000 accessory on the purse. It's a fad.
Bobby Lee
Like Beanie Babies. One day it's gonna go away, and no one's gonna give a shit.
Andrew Santino
Let me tell you something.
Bobby Lee
My mom fought people to get a Cabbage Patch kids in the 80. Fought people eat my. She did all that Shopify. You know what, Andrew? We wouldn't have an online business without Shopify. I'll tell you that right now. Right?
Andrew Santino
We've been using them for a long time right now. And Cha ching, cha Ching. Shopify does get it done. No matter how big, no matter how small your business is. No Matter what you're selling, I don't really care if you're making, you know, bouncy balls made out of old skin like you used to collect.
Bobby Lee
I still make them.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you do?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I've sold two already.
Andrew Santino
Well, someone's got to buy it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
At Shopify. Shopify's point of sale system is a unified command center for your retail business. It brings together in store and online operations across up to a thousand locations.
Bobby Lee
Imagine being able to guarantee that shopping is always convenient. Endless aisle ship to customers, buy online, pick up in store. All made simpler so customers can shop how they want and staff have the tools to close the sale every time.
Andrew Santino
And let's face it, acquiring new customers can be very expensive. And with Shopify POS you can keep shop shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge. In fact, it's proven based on a report from EY businesses on Shopify POS see real results like 22% better. Total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent an to 8.9% uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed.
Bobby Lee
Turn those what ifs into why not and keep giving those big dreams the best shot with Shopify.
Andrew Santino
Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com.
Bobby Lee
Bad friends go to shopify.com/bad friends.
Andrew Santino
Shopify.com/bad friends.
Bobby Lee
Zoc Dog Zo. Oh, what happened? I don't know. You fell again.
Andrew Santino
I fell again. But where do I go?
Bobby Lee
Zoc Doc, you know what? You know what it is?
Andrew Santino
What?
Bobby Lee
It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. Andrew.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, that sounds. But how many doctors are on there? Like a lot.
Bobby Lee
Hundreds of Thousands.
Andrew Santino
More than 100,000 doctors are on there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, across every spectrum.
Andrew Santino
Okay, but here's the other problem. They're probably located nowhere near me.
Bobby Lee
They're always around you.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Do they take my insurance?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, they do.
Andrew Santino
And are they good fit for whatever medical need I might have?
Bobby Lee
What's your foot like?
Andrew Santino
It hurts.
Bobby Lee
Taken care of from Zakda. Eye pain.
Andrew Santino
Well, do they have patient reviews? If I go on Zoc document, I know if somebody else was on there that went to a doctor.
Bobby Lee
Yes. Dude, you read it like you would read like you know, a restaurant or whatnot.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
Yes, yes, yes.
Andrew Santino
Okay, well tell me there's no way to instantly book an appointment. I mean, is there a way that I get a booking within like you.
Bobby Lee
Know, 24 hours, but 24 to 72 hours if you want to know the specifics.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
And you could even score on same day appointments too. Oh, yes.
Andrew Santino
Yes. All right. Well, I should stop putting off this broken neck and weird floppy foot.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And I pain.
Andrew Santino
That's right.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zocdoc.com bad friends to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today.
Bobby Lee
That's Sock Doc. Z o c d o c.com bad.
Andrew Santino
Friends zocdoc.com bad friends.
Bobby Lee
Jack Daniels is proudly served in fine establishments, questionable joints and everywhere in between. So no matter where you go in every bar, you'll always know someone by name.
Andrew Santino
Jack. Jack and Coke shot at Jack.
Bobby Lee
Jack Daniels, please.
Andrew Santino
Right away.
Bobby Lee
That's what makes Jack Jack. Please drink responsibly. Responsibility.org Jack Daniels and old number seven are registered trademarks. Copyright 2025 Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey 40.
Andrew Santino
Alcohol by volume 80 proof 7200. But here's the joke. It is a fad. But the guy who invented it, you saw that, right? We talked about it on the show. Maybe billion he sold. He sold his company for like $22 billion. Look up Labubu, owner, 22 billion. It's. He has like a bunch of other companies, but I think he just got priced at 22 billion or something. Labubu Wang Ning, hilarious. CEO of Pop Mart. The owner associated with Viral Labubu Toys, whose company's success has significantly contributed to his estimated net worth of over $22 billion. This motherfucker selling bullshit.
Bobby Lee
And he's not bullshit.
Andrew Santino
It's bullshit.
Bobby Lee
It is.
Andrew Santino
It's fucking bullshit.
Bobby Lee
But don't you wish you created it?
Andrew Santino
Give me a picture of Wang Ning. He went from 8 billion to 22 billion. So it's all Abubu shit. Give me Wang Ning. Everybody. Wang Ning. Tonight it's Wang Ning. Idiot. Ning. N I N G. Wang Ning. There's the Wang dog.
Bobby Lee
There's the Wang dog. Look at him. I am so rich now.
Andrew Santino
God. What is he, 22 years old? He looks like a kid.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. What is he going to do with the 22 billion?
Andrew Santino
Honestly?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
There is nothing you can do with it.
Bobby Lee
Yes you can.
Andrew Santino
No, no, no. I'm serious though. I'm serious with this. It's so much money. He's 38. There's nothing he can do with it. It's too much. It. It will never. He's got. If he had 8 billion last year, he already had everything. He ever needed. What the fuck are you gonna do?
Bobby Lee
That's right.
Andrew Santino
I am. I am. I'm. I'm a little anxious to go home because I'm gonna be spending. Dude, it's one. This is one of those points in my life where I really want to see my parents because I. I miss them a lot and I don't see them as much and they're getting older, but I'm gonna be spending too much time at home. Do you know what I mean?
Bobby Lee
Like, when, how long?
Andrew Santino
It's. Well, it's a whole week, and then I come back for three days, then I leave, then I come back for three days, then I leave, and I come back for another week.
Bobby Lee
That's good.
Andrew Santino
I need it. I need it.
Bobby Lee
I need it.
Andrew Santino
I need the family thing. But also, I can hardly hear my dad and I fighting. Like, I can already hear it. Like the last time we got step or real. My stepdad. My. My dad, he's the best. Yeah. You love him.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
This. This is my. This is the last time we got into, like, a stupid fight. Like, we'll just start getting into stupid fights because he's retired, he's old. It's his house. He likes his. His way. We all like things our way.
Bobby Lee
Ooh, here we go. I want to know.
Andrew Santino
No, no. This is so stupid. This made me laugh. My sister and I were dying laughing because he got so mad. We were gonna watch a movie and my sister went out to go get stoned and. Oh, no edibles. That's right. She took a bunch of edibles. And then she's like, she goes, make us popcorn. Oh, yeah, I'll make us popcorn. So I got downstairs, I get a bunch of snacks ready and all this stuff, and I make the popcorn and I hear my dad go, use the popcorn bowls. Okay? Since I was a kid, they've had the. From the 80s or the early 90s, they've had these wooden. Look up wooden popcorn. Popcorn bowl. I mean, it's. It's got to be like. That's the.
Bobby Lee
It's beautiful.
Andrew Santino
But. No, no, no, no, no. Do. From the 90s. Do 90s wooden popcorn. It's like, from that first one. Let me see the first one. Zoom in. That is. Got it. That is exactly what it is.
Bobby Lee
Beautiful. It's a salad bowl, right? Yes.
Andrew Santino
Okay, so listen, we've been using. That is exactly what it is. We've been using these since I was a fucking kid, okay?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And my dad. It's for popcorn. So then I don't know if I'm a little stoned or a little buzzed or whatever, but I grab just a different bowl and I put the popcorn. And he's like, don't put it in there. That's not the popcorn bowl. But I was like, I already put it in.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And he's like, don't. That's not the fucking popcorn bowl. I go, it's a bowl. You put popcorn. Now it is a popcorn bowl.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
And he's fighting with. My sister's losing her mind. Laughing.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And I'm fucking pissed. So I was just like, oh, you want in the fucking. So I dump it in the other one. I was like, well, then you're washing. Wait, wait.
Bobby Lee
Why can't you just use the popcorn bowl?
Andrew Santino
That's what I know.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, use it because you know that he's going to get mad about it.
Andrew Santino
No, no, you don't.
Bobby Lee
Only did it for spite.
Andrew Santino
No, no.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you did it. I want to get. I want to get them riled up.
Andrew Santino
I grabbed the first bowl that I saw.
Bobby Lee
Do you know where the popcorn bowls are?
Andrew Santino
I don't actually. That is true.
Bobby Lee
Or the next go in and. No, no, yeah, yeah, Tomorrow when you.
Andrew Santino
Go, no, I don't know where they are.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, go. Excuse me, where's the popcorn bowls?
Andrew Santino
And so then. Okay, so then, then he comes out to my house in la. Comes out the daddy's house.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Big Andrew's house.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And he says, well, why is that there about something innocuous?
Bobby Lee
Was it?
Andrew Santino
And it was. I don't. I don't even remember. It was like a matcha fucking thing that she uses or something.
Bobby Lee
Who she?
Andrew Santino
My wife.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
A matcha maker, whatever. And then he's like, well, why is that there? And I said, when you get your house, you can put it wherever the fuck you want, but in my house, that's where I like it. And you know what? He goes, fair enough. And then he walked outside and I was like, that's right.
Bobby Lee
Dude, what is wrong with you?
Andrew Santino
Dude, just rage, dude.
Bobby Lee
No. Oh, God. Because he's getting older, right? Then you go, excuse me, I'll put the matcha thing in the right matcha place.
Andrew Santino
No, it's my house.
Bobby Lee
Okay, but it's probably left just in a random place, right?
Andrew Santino
You. Have you been to my house? Is anything left in a random place?
Bobby Lee
No, it's very, like, showroomy.
Andrew Santino
It's exactly where it's supposed to be.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
So that thing goes there because that's where it goes for us.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Why is it so clean?
Andrew Santino
Because in case I have people come over, I like to keep a clean place. No, you know why I like to keep a clean place? Because I earned it. Because I respect the things that took me a long time to get. Yeah, I don't understand the idea of not respecting something you worked hard to receive.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
How about this? I've never had anything given to me, so anything I've got, I respect. Maybe you should, too.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I respect what I have, but I kind of like making people think that I'm kind of a hoarder.
Andrew Santino
You are kind of a hoarder.
Bobby Lee
I am.
Andrew Santino
You sent me the video of the two machines talking to each other. It made me laugh.
Bobby Lee
Did you see that?
Andrew Santino
The two robots. Oh, it's so good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. No, but you think I was lying.
Andrew Santino
You keep a clean place, too, by the way. People at home pretend this game that he plays, like, I'm this neat freak. You're a neat freak. Your kitchen and shit is all organized. Everything's organized.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, because of Honey, Kalala's sister, Jules's mom.
Andrew Santino
Okay, so she lives there. I have someone clean the house too, so that's why it's clean.
Bobby Lee
Get a Filipino. Live with a Filipino. They're the best.
Andrew Santino
She does these things with my underwear. Link right here to get a Filipino.
Bobby Lee
She does things with my underwear. I don't even know how. My underwear are these tiny squares. She folds them in a way. They're like a graham cracker she makes. She takes all the air out. I don't know how she does it. It's magic. We can cram 300 of them in a tiny drawer like this, perfectly placed.
Andrew Santino
Wait. She does your laundry?
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God. She does everything.
Andrew Santino
Oh, see? Yeah.
Bobby Lee
I can't have she does everything.
Andrew Santino
I can't have someone do my laundry. That's creepy to me.
Bobby Lee
I just don't know where things are. That's the only problem. You know, where's the paprika?
Andrew Santino
And that's why you occasionally use the wrong popcorn bowl, because you don't know where they are.
Bobby Lee
Oh, that's right. That's right.
Andrew Santino
But that is my dad. We're gonna get into stupid, small, small fights. We'll get into small fights all the time. Like, look, I'll stay up one night too late burning a bonfire in the backyard with my sister. 100% not cool, dude. No, no. What's wrong with. Bonfires are fucking Midwest.
Bobby Lee
You start it at night, take it out.
Andrew Santino
What does that mean?
Bobby Lee
Put it out, dude.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I do. Put it out. No, I'M saying he'll come down that. You didn't even hear me out.
Bobby Lee
Oh, sorry. I know. That's right. I did it. I'm sorry. My bad.
Andrew Santino
He'll come down the next morning and be like, you use so much wood. And I'm like, what the. Yeah, we were burning fire all night long.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
He'll go, well, now I gotta get a whole new bushel. And I'm like, well, I'll get you one. He doesn't get them, they get delivered. Yeah, dude, it's always a thing.
Bobby Lee
Where do you get bushels? Home Depot.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Home Depot.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
But you. They'll deliver them to your house.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. You know what I. So what. Do you know what I realized? I don't know if I said this but. Or not, but my air conditioning and my heater, all, all winter the heater didn't work. And you don't call, you just freeze. You don't call, but freeze.
Andrew Santino
You call.
Bobby Lee
No, I freeze.
Andrew Santino
Call.
Bobby Lee
It was like so cold, but he had 15 layers of blankets.
Andrew Santino
Shivering, sweating.
Bobby Lee
And then for the summer, right? No, no, no, no air conditioning.
Andrew Santino
Good.
Bobby Lee
You took the 50 degrees. Nothing would come out. So one day I. I finally called.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, that's time.
Bobby Lee
Guy comes over, he goes, bro, look. And he. This, he had blue Chew. No, no, this was the color of the filter.
Andrew Santino
Oh my God.
Bobby Lee
I didn't know you had to switch out the filter.
Andrew Santino
God, dude, do you know you just.
Bobby Lee
Have to switch it out and then now everything works perfectly.
Andrew Santino
Have you ever changed the filter of your water system at the houses? No, that's insane.
Bobby Lee
But I don't drink that kind of water.
Andrew Santino
You drink tap water?
Bobby Lee
I call it Aaron Brockvich water. I don't drink it.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
I don't want to get polluted. Yeah, yeah. I drink bottled water every time.
Andrew Santino
That's. That's insane.
Bobby Lee
Why?
Andrew Santino
That's a waste. Drink out of the tap. The tap water in LA is great.
Bobby Lee
I don't know, dude, we have some.
Andrew Santino
Of the best tap water in the country. It's actually underrated. Our. Our water is tested about 300 locations on the sea for over 200 different locations. Water delivered to you meets or excel state and federal drinking water standards. LA water is better than most states get water.
Bobby Lee
But is it better than bottled water?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, actually, probably because of the fucking. This is microplastics and all the bullshit that's in here. This is terrible for you. Yep.
Bobby Lee
What about glass?
Andrew Santino
Glass is king. Not anymore. They just did a bunch of new testing to find out that glass Also has fucked up shit in it now. So we can't win. So you know what you do? You don't drink water. We're not. That's it. At bad friends. We don't drink water.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
No more.
Bobby Lee
Do we already talk about the hurtling spacecraft coming towards we did last time, right?
Andrew Santino
No. What are you talking about? Oh, it's coming in December.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's coming.
Andrew Santino
We got a new. We got something coming to kill us.
Bobby Lee
No. So a harvest Harvard scientist.
Andrew Santino
Don't believe him already.
Bobby Lee
Harvard.
Andrew Santino
Don't believe him.
Bobby Lee
Okay. A Harvard scientist discovered something. He doesn't think it's a comet because there's no trail. I don't think.
Andrew Santino
A Harvard scientist and Professor Avi Loeb. Avi Loeb has suggested using the existed NASA Juno spacecraft to intercept and study Interstellar Object 3I Atlas, which he. He what persists could be alien technology, not just a natural comet. This proposal stems from his research for similar objects like Amomara.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that was in 2017. I remember Omara.
Andrew Santino
So what was that?
Bobby Lee
It's hiding behind the sun where he parallels. No. Why are you laughing? That's true. The trajectory is behind the sun, so we can't see it. But we go around the sun. You go around it. Not me, okay? I stay right behind it.
Andrew Santino
He is right. He's not. Bobby stays right.
Bobby Lee
I stay right behind us. Okay? So yeah, it's coming. And that's so funny. It's four miles wide or seven miles wide, something like that.
Andrew Santino
Whoa.
Bobby Lee
It's huge.
Andrew Santino
Big.
Bobby Lee
And where do we hope it hits? It's not getting trapped in any planet's gravity as it goes through the Milky Way. It's just slowly coming by us. And it'll hit us around December. We'll be able to see.
Andrew Santino
Do they think they know where it's going to hit?
Bobby Lee
No, it's just going to go right through the Milky Way. But it's going to pass Earth in December.
Andrew Santino
It's not going to hit us. No, no, no.
Bobby Lee
It's gonna hit us. It's gonna. It's. It's not a comet, dude.
Andrew Santino
I hope it hits.
Bobby Lee
It's a. It's not a hit situation, Guy.
Andrew Santino
What if it's a bot?
Bobby Lee
It's a slow down situation. It's like what's up, dog? Situation, dude.
Andrew Santino
So you think this is them saying what's up, dog?
Bobby Lee
Yes, dude. And you know, we watched signs last night, me and someone I was seeing. And you know, there's two types of people in the world, dude.
Andrew Santino
What are they?
Bobby Lee
The type that Sees stars in the light.
Andrew Santino
You got it.
Bobby Lee
There's two types of you. They see alien spacecraft in the skyline and they believe they have hope.
Andrew Santino
Swing away.
Bobby Lee
Right. And the second one are naysayers that 50. 50 and deep down, they're instilled with fear. And I'm hope. I'm number one.
Andrew Santino
What was it that killed the aliens? Water.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And guess what we just said don't drink water.
Bobby Lee
Wow. Wow.
Andrew Santino
We're the real aliens.
Bobby Lee
You don't believe this is true?
Andrew Santino
Of course. What do you mean? I think there's a thing. I don't think it's alien life form. I think they're so fast, they'd be here by now.
Bobby Lee
And see what. How big is. It's like four miles is seven miles or something.
Andrew Santino
Like maybe seven miles is so big. It's. It's between one and 20 kilometers. So they don't even know that's six miles.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's big.
Andrew Santino
Most recent upgrades to size closer to six miles. Six miles long. It's so long.
Bobby Lee
It's big.
Andrew Santino
But that's got to be. All the guys are on there then. Then their whole.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, they're the. Everyone's on there. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
All the homies are on.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Imagine if they left some guys off. Where are you guys going? Yeah, past Earth. Can I go?
Bobby Lee
But if they go, I don't know.
Andrew Santino
If there's enough room. He said it was six miles long. I don't know if we have the room.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Just one guy they can't stand.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Hey, Marcus. Marcus.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I heard you guys are gonna take off tomorrow.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Is there any room on the craft?
Bobby Lee
Well, no, there's not enough room.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, there's 20 of us. It's pretty cozy in there.
Andrew Santino
I heard it was six miles long.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but you know what? The living space is, you know, size of this room.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I understand. I understand. I understand.
Bobby Lee
Bye.
Andrew Santino
Bye. By the way, they take off, they're like, thank God we left that fucking guy. I can't stand that fucking guy.
Bobby Lee
But what would happen if they go, Andrew, Bobby, big fan of bad friends.
Andrew Santino
Dude, I hope that they go, we.
Bobby Lee
Want a start a podcast in our civilization. Will you come?
Andrew Santino
Great.
Bobby Lee
Would you come?
Andrew Santino
We got a guest on their podcast.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, Yeah. I have 4.5 million followers in our version of how are you? Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Ladies and gentlemen, would you go though our guest today say whatever they want. Totally unfiltered. We love these guys.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
By the way, you know what's so funny is I bet you if any sort of communication is getting through the airwaves into outer space, it's probably podcast, because there's so many of them that are being shot out into the world. This is probably what they're hearing. Yeah, and what a bummer. What a bummer that this is what they think of us.
Bobby Lee
And they're probably 20 million years from now. No, it doesn't get there right away. It takes time.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it takes a long time.
Bobby Lee
There's not 20 million years, but a long time.
Andrew Santino
Well, I mean, they could be millions of light years away.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Depends on how far away they are. Yeah, but we'd be long dead by then. But notorious. Maybe in a universal.
Andrew Santino
Depends on if we hop on that craft.
Bobby Lee
I would go that.
Andrew Santino
Bobby. Andrew. We came just for you two. You can't bring any of the bad friends.
Bobby Lee
But if it.
Andrew Santino
What if they said it could just be you and me. No one we love, no one we know.
Bobby Lee
But we can never come back to Earth.
Andrew Santino
Never. No family, no friends. No.
Bobby Lee
No, you wouldn't go. I know you wouldn't go. Yeah. No, you would not go. You'd be so scared. I would go. I would go.
Andrew Santino
I would go just to protect you. What a story. They'd write books, books about us. They'd write movies about us. It'd be our real legacy. We wouldn't just be known as bad friends. We'd be known as the two guys that went to space on the seven mile craft and never came back.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
We'd be embedded. You know who'd be teaching about us in the future? Fifth grade teachers.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. What's there, though? It would depend on what's there.
Andrew Santino
Doesn't matter. Let's find out.
Bobby Lee
No, no, I have to know. I don't have a list.
Andrew Santino
We get up on the craft right away. It's anal probes. We're like, what I thought.
Bobby Lee
That's what I'm saying.
Andrew Santino
No, we really like to do this.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah, it would have to be. Well, they have to have human women there.
Andrew Santino
My dad just called me. Hold on. Hey, we're doing the podcast right now. What's up? Just calling to check on you and find out when you're coming to town.
Bobby Lee
Is it Jeff?
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Say hi to Jeff.
Bobby Lee
It's Bob. Hey, how are you? What's up with the popcorn bowls?
Andrew Santino
The popcorn balls? Well, they're special for popcorn only.
Bobby Lee
But why do you get so mad about it, Jeff? Well, because we have things in the.
Andrew Santino
House that are to be used for.
Bobby Lee
Certain things, and Andrew was, you know, being typical Andrew being against the grain and picking another bowl. Right against the right against the.
Andrew Santino
Great.
Bobby Lee
All right, babe. All right.
Andrew Santino
See you, Bobby. Take care. All right.
Bobby Lee
Bye, Jeff.
Andrew Santino
I love you. I'll see you. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye, babe. Okay, bye.
Bobby Lee
All right, bye.
Andrew Santino
He's so funny.
Bobby Lee
So we get a lot of submissions for different things, but we always get way more submissions after episodes air with a minute. So these are all late submissions, but this is Carlos replacement fans.
Andrew Santino
Okay, let's see some of them. Yeah, we do want to see some.
Bobby Lee
Of these energy replacements.
Andrew Santino
This is charity. What a bad friends gang. My name is charity. I am 25, and I'm from Gaston, Oregon. Gaston's like 15. Second town. If you blinked, you probably already drove past it. We got like two bars, no gas stations, about a dozen crackheads out of a total population of 16. So that's where I'm from. Yeah. I'm a bit of a rarity out in these parts. You've probably never seen a Samoan girl under 6 2, 270, so I at least got that going for me.
Bobby Lee
Good.
Andrew Santino
I currently work in corporate finance and administrative assistance and I'm working to get certified as an independent travel booking agent on the side. So, yeah, kind of got the hustle going. Try to get out of this crapshoot town. Pause.
Bobby Lee
We got to get her out.
Andrew Santino
All I'm going to say. Don't get upset.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
This is a perfect, and I mean perfect replacement for your assistant.
Bobby Lee
Yes.
Andrew Santino
Literally.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
She does all the things.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Also all the travel booking.
Andrew Santino
That's what. That's what I'm fucking saying. But hey.
Bobby Lee
But my assistant's camping. Okay.
Andrew Santino
Is never not camping okay? This girl probably doesn't like camping.
Bobby Lee
Great.
Andrew Santino
She's awesome. We love her.
Bobby Lee
Got two good ones so far.
Andrew Santino
Back to back.
Bobby Lee
Deshawn.
Andrew Santino
Hey. Yeah, the way you said that. Deshawn. Just say desean.
Bobby Lee
Deshawn.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, not Deshawn. Go ahead.
Bobby Lee
What's going on? This is the submission for the replacement in the booth challenge or whatever you guys are doing over there.
Andrew Santino
Love this guy.
Bobby Lee
Oh, really? Now, I heard you guys were looking to replace someone, but one thing I did hear you guys say was you got a bunch of nines. Why get. Have a nine week and settle for an 11? Also, you said you had. You need some women to submit. I guarantee women in that. He thinks he's Michael Beep Jordan. He's got. But he's not. He's not Michael Beep Jordan. Michael Jeep. Yeah. Or Jeep I that up. What it made me Laugh because you want beep beep.
Andrew Santino
He thinks. You know what it is? He thinks he's Michael Jeep Jordan. He's Michael Beep Jordan.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. They're good. Good, good.
Andrew Santino
I guarantee you he does like. Yeah, he seems like a nice guy.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, we like him.
Andrew Santino
We like a little aggressive.
Bobby Lee
He's not 11, though.
Andrew Santino
I don't know why he says 11. I don't know what that means. Maybe it means he can go up to 11.
Bobby Lee
You have women in that building, but you know what you don't have isn't give a shot. How come we still not getting shot? Nobody want to give us a chance. Okay, first of all, he has a point. He has a point.
Andrew Santino
First of all. Yeah, yeah, Desean. Yeah, I do understand what he's saying.
Bobby Lee
I do. 1.
Andrew Santino
Perhaps we should have. We should some more color in the booth.
Bobby Lee
Diversity.
Andrew Santino
I think we need to call our commentator.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And that's not. That's a.
Bobby Lee
He would be funny.
Andrew Santino
He would.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, he would. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
But he also.
Bobby Lee
Can we do guest. We could try guests.
Andrew Santino
We could try.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Also have people zoom in or face him. And if we want face to face interactions.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, maybe we zoom first. Yeah, I think that's probably a better zoom then guest. Yeah, yeah, this is Clarissa T. Love.
Bobby Lee
Love it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, she's pretty. Hey, Andrew. Hey, Bobby. Let me get this out of the way right now. The reason why I said Andrew instead of Bobby first is because his name starts with an A and Bobby starts with a B. So now that I got that out of the way, I just saw today's episode where you were. You guys were asking for a replacement for Fancy B since he's leaving for a few months. I would like to say that Andrew said that we have to be from Spain, which I'm not, but I am Spanish, as you can clearly tell from my accent, and I'm not from the area, but it's really easy for me to make it there. If you, if I get the. If I get picked, just if I get paid, let me know and I'm going to be there as soon as I can. Thank you. Pause us. It's. Shut it down. We've got the guy.
Bobby Lee
It's love at first sight.
Andrew Santino
Shut it down.
Bobby Lee
It's love at first sight.
Andrew Santino
The guy.
Bobby Lee
That's the guy. Dude.
Andrew Santino
Find him.
Bobby Lee
Find him.
Andrew Santino
We've got the guy.
Bobby Lee
We got the guy.
Andrew Santino
He's fucking perfect.
Bobby Lee
He's perfect. He's a upgraded version of what we have.
Andrew Santino
It's amazing.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Now. Yeah, we're also Gonna find out for certain that this young man absolutely lives somewhere we cannot access.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, he said you can drive and look at the. Let's just investigating. Can you zoom in at the greenery in the back? I'm really good at, like.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Bobby's good at figuring, you know, like geo mapping.
Bobby Lee
Geo mapping, yeah.
Andrew Santino
So good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's so good at it.
Andrew Santino
Zoom in. All right. You know, that kind of foliage, is that recognized at all?
Bobby Lee
That's North Carolina.
Andrew Santino
That's North North Carolina.
Bobby Lee
No, north. Northern California.
Andrew Santino
Northern California.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Even better.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Truck right here, it looks like. Yeah, I can't see it. It's blurry.
Andrew Santino
And you know what's behind that truck is a Michael Jeep. Jordan is right behind me. I gotta tell you, I love this guy.
Bobby Lee
Love him.
Andrew Santino
I'm into this guy. Let's find out.
Bobby Lee
Let's try to get him, though.
Andrew Santino
I think he said he wants to be paid, which is fine. We'll pay him if I get picked. Oh, but we will pay him. We'll pay him for the day's work.
Bobby Lee
You know what? I'm willing to pay out of my own pocket. 300 bucks.
Andrew Santino
I'll match it.
Bobby Lee
Really?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
It just depends on her to get him here.
Andrew Santino
600. Depends on where he's coming from, too.
Bobby Lee
Let's be real. Let's send him a message.
Andrew Santino
All right, well, listen, we're excited for the future. We're happy for the prospects. Thank you guys for submitting. We'll get to some more submittals later. But. But Crusoe Tome. What? Carisso Tome. Tomoe. Honestly, whatever it is, Dog.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll come up with a nickname.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, we will.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
We'll see you soon.
Bobby Lee
We'll see you soon. And also, thank you for being a bad friend. D.
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Date: August 25, 2025
In this episode, Bobby and Andrew riff on a range of absurd, irreverent, and topical subjects — from their struggles with housing and spa beds to a wild brainstorming session for a satirical comedy film about a real “whites only” town in Arkansas. They bounce from pop culture (remakes of classic comedies) to deep-cut commentary on race, segregation, and identity, with their trademark blend of biting humor and playful riffing. The episode is rich with running gags (notably “Michael Jeep Jordan”), movie pitches, cultural observations, and plenty of crowd-sourced fan engagement as they audition candidates to replace a podcast staffer.
This episode encapsulates the Bad Friends dynamic: sharp, unpredictable, and relentlessly silly, even when lampooning real racism or plumbing family dysfunction. The hosts’ free-associative style yields inspired satire (“Michael Jeep Jordan”), lampoons current events, and fosters a unique rapport with listeners — inviting them into both jokes and show business hustle (the booth replacement challenge).
Fans of off-the-cuff, boundary-pushing comedy will find this a quintessential installment — especially those invested in movie talk, behind-the-scenes gripes, and the evolution of a running bit into a full absurdist saga.