Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub

Summary

Podcast Summary: Bad Friends – Episode Featuring Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Title: Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Production: A 7EQUIS Production
Knowledge Cutoff: October 2023

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Introduction and Live Show Recap [00:00 – 02:10]

Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino kick off the episode by promoting their live show, "Scary Times USA." They express enthusiasm about the event, highlighting it as one of their best and strongest performances yet.

Andrew Santino [00:20]: "One of the best I've ever done."

They inform listeners that an edited version of the live show is available for viewing and promote exclusive merchandise available for a limited time.

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Bobby Lee's Health Scare and Apology [02:10 – 07:01]

Bobby Lee apologizes to the Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco for canceling a show due to a vomiting incident.

Bobby Lee [02:13]: "I want to apologize to the Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco. I had to cancel over the weekend because I had a little vomiting scare."

He delves into the incident, explaining he mistakenly overdosed on his Ozempic pen, leading to severe vomiting and subsequent deep cleaning of his apartment.

Andrew Santino [03:08]: "Yeah, that's how good."

Bobby shares the repercussions of the overdose, including sleep disturbances and physical discomfort, emphasizing that he remains overweight despite efforts.

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The Ozempic Discussion: Benefits and Side Effects [07:01 – 19:35]

The conversation shifts to Ozempic, a medication primarily used for diabetes but gaining popularity for weight loss. Bobby admits struggling with its side effects, including nausea and significant weight loss attempts that haven't yielded the desired results.

Bobby Lee [09:11]: "Chelsea Handler does it. I'll go a year."

Andrew provides insights from clinical trials, mentioning average weight loss and the recommended duration for optimal benefits.

Andrew Santino [09:03]: "People lose an average of about 5% of body weight between weeks six and twelve."

They discuss the psychological impacts of weight loss, societal pressures, and the potential for dependency on the medication. Bobby expresses uncertainty about continuing with Ozempic, balancing the physical benefits against the mental and social costs.

Bobby Lee [12:00]: "But it has been working for people."

Celebrity Influence and Personal Image [19:35 – 37:55]

The hosts explore how celebrities influence the perception and popularity of Ozempic. They critique public figures' endorsements and the unrealistic standards often perpetuated in media.

Bobby Lee [09:19]: "Chelsea Handler does it. I'll go a year."

Andrew mocks the transformation of celebrities, using humorous analogies to point out the superficial nature of fame related to appearance changes.

Andrew Santino [10:08]: "You could be the fake Kim Jong Un."

They further discuss the societal obsession with weight loss and the pressure to conform to certain beauty standards, blending humor with critical commentary.

Imagining "Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub" – A Comedy Screenplay [37:55 – 58:09]

Transitioning from serious topics, Bobby and Andrew embark on a creative brainstorming session for a fictional comedy screenplay titled "Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub." They develop an over-the-top plot involving a substitute teacher who becomes entangled in humorous and absurd scenarios, reflecting their comedic styles.

Bobby Lee [47:03]: "Yeah, yeah, yeah."

Andrew Santino [48:12]: "Leo, you're making my point. He paints his nails before anybody else did it."

Their dialogue showcases their improvisational skills, blending satire, pop culture references, and exaggerated character traits to craft a storyline ripe with comedic potential.

Fan Merchandise Showcase [59:24 – 66:54]

The episode segues into showcasing fan-submitted merchandise designs. Bobby and Andrew review various shirt designs, offering humorous critiques and playful banter about the creativity and effort behind each submission.

Bobby Lee [59:35]: "I love that one."

Andrew Santino [60:08]: "I love that. It was done on school paper."

They engage with the designs interactively, highlighting favorites and joking about the artistic interpretations, thereby fostering a sense of community and appreciation for listener contributions.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Andrew Santino [00:20]: "One of the best I've ever done."

• Bobby Lee [02:13]: "I want to apologize to the Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco. I had to cancel over the weekend because I had a little vomiting scare."

• Andrew Santino [09:03]: "People lose an average of about 5% of body weight between weeks six and twelve."

• Andrew Santino [10:08]: "You could be the fake Kim Jong Un."

• Bobby Lee [37:55]: "This is the saddest thing I saw all night. Okay. At your party."

• Andrew Santino [48:12]: "By the way, I bought half of the bar. They're dinners."

• Bobby Lee [59:35]: "I love that one."

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Conclusion

In this episode of Bad Friends, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino blend personal anecdotes, societal critiques, creative brainstorming, and fan engagement into a lively and entertaining conversation. From Bobby's health mishap and the complexities of weight loss with Ozempic to their imaginative screenplay and appreciation for fan art, the hosts provide a rich tapestry of humor, honesty, and camaraderie. Listeners are treated to their trademark banter, insightful commentary, and a glimpse into their creative processes, making it a compelling episode for both regular fans and newcomers alike.

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This summary captures the essence of the "Ms Pickleson & The Hot Sub" episode, highlighting key discussions, humorous exchanges, and notable insights shared by Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino.

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Off today using code bad [e-mail] Bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, scary time USA.

[Andrew Santino]

Scaredy time USA.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys. If you guys missed that live, you missed out because it was probably one.

[Andrew Santino]

Of the best I've ever done.

[Bobby Lee]

Strongest we've ever done.

[Andrew Santino]

I think. It felt so cool.

[Bobby Lee]

It felt cool.

[Andrew Santino]

And right now you can still watch it. You didn't get to see it live. It's not going to be as beautiful when it's not live. But you can still watch a edited cut of most of almost everything that we did on there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

At Moment Co slash Bad Friends. Scary Time usa. There's also got a one off shirts, hoodies, posters, stuff like that on the site that we're going to stop selling after scary times USA is gone. So 18 days left from right now is all you got. Go to Moment Co slash Bad Friends. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Alex]

White dude and an Asian dude.

[Bobby Lee]

You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends. Oh, my God. No, don't. Well, you think I'm gonna vomit?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not. Oh, God. Yeah, that's done. Yeah. Yeah. So I want to apologize to the Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco. I had to cancel over the weekend because I had a little vomiting scare. What happened?

[Alex]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's my bedroom. And McCone cleaned that. What'd it look like after? It still smells, though. Wait, it still smells? Yeah, it still smells.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because you vomited into your carpet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I went deep. You ever heard of Deep clean? Dude, I went through like 500. You gave him 500?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, for deep clean.

[Bobby Lee]

Gave me two. Yeah, two. You get.

[Andrew Santino]

You get up front two and then you finish the job. 300 is three. I went through two of those.

[Bobby Lee]

Smiley sponge. Go through all of them. I did all of them in your house. A plethora. He barely. Get your own smiley sponge and bring it over. Yeah, I'm not going to give you the three until the smell is gone. He only did it for like 20 minutes. I know. 20 minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

Go back over there right now while we're shooting.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so I'm going to tell everyone what happened. Let's be truthful.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Okay. I have no idea what happened. I mean, you canceled. You canceled Cobbs.

[Bobby Lee]

And I apologize. I'm going to. I'm going to make up the dates in February and I'm going to Give. Give you guys the best show you'll ever have seen. All right? So that's a promise to you, and I apologize. But what happened was I didn't know how to use the OIC pen and I put the four times the amount in my body. Right, okay, Right. And so what happened before I. You. I put it in my body is. I. I thought, well, I'm not going to be eating. So I'm going to have one fiesta, a Mexican fiesta. So I brought. I got potato taquitos, a carnosauru burrito, guacamole chips. Right. And I gorged any queso. Look, queso.

[Andrew Santino]

Queso. I look, I love me. Did you like quetzo? I like no quethal.

[Alex]

Quetzo.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how Mike Tyson says queso.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Piss me some of the queso.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So when I. So I gorge and immediately I stuck the pin in my stomach. Yeah, right. But what happened was my food wasn't digest. I mean, obviously you're, you know, right when you eat. So the ozempic was like, hey, what going on in here? What's up in here, dog? What?

[Andrew Santino]

What's going on in here?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, more like this. Hey, hey, what's going on here?

[Andrew Santino]

Who's this burrito guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So you out.

[Andrew Santino]

Burrito out. Taquitos out.

[Bobby Lee]

So I puked all over the studio. No. So I took a nap and I woke up gargling.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I heard bubble guts.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So then I did the puke. What McCone cleaned at my house.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you not have time to go to your bathroom? You are.

[Bobby Lee]

You want it was because I've never. We've lived together for. Have you ever seen me vomit?

[Alex]

Never.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's. I'm diarrhea guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's your thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm the king of that other end. Yeah, I do the other end only. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Has anybody else ever thrown up at your home?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the first puke in that house, probably. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So then I came here. Then you had with a little birthday cake.

[Andrew Santino]

We had a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

I had to eat some.

[Andrew Santino]

You had to, right?

[Bobby Lee]

I had to eat some. And then we did the promo and I knew we tried.

[Andrew Santino]

Why don't we play it for the fans?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Watch this. Come play with us forever and ever and ever.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby's breathing, swallows. Look at him. Big breath.

[Bobby Lee]

Come play with us. That's it. Keep watching, keep watch. Keep watching. This is the last. This one's the best one.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so much.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so much.

[Andrew Santino]

Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Bro, I think we got it so much, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I think we got it.

[Bobby Lee]

We got it. And let me say this.

[Andrew Santino]

I think we got it.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you okay? And so. But these vomits, though.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how good.

[Bobby Lee]

Violent.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that looked like it hurt.

[Bobby Lee]

But now every hour at home. I didn't even sleep in my room. I slept in your old room. And I left the door open so I could go right to the bathroom because the bathroom is close to the door.

[Andrew Santino]

You just slept in the tub?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And every hour. That kind of. It was the worst. 24 hours. 48 hours.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you lose any weight?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm still fat. And that's. And that's the problem.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Here's another thing about Ozempic that I wanted to talk about.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that I'm not eating at all. And so I feel so tired because I'm not eating any protein. Since when? Because last night was a pretty good one. What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

At my house, you had, like, seven sausages.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I didn't. I didn't have seven. I had. Dude, we counted. No, stop. All right. I had one sausage, right? A quarter of your pretzel.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You ate a half a pretzel.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I didn't. No, it wasn't a half. You gave me a quarter.

[Andrew Santino]

It was a half.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but I didn't finish it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay?

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't finish it.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no proof of that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then I ate some of your delicious apple turnover.

[Andrew Santino]

That turnovers are so good with your homemade. Homemade whipped cream.

[Bobby Lee]

Whipped cream. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

So good.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

So it sounds like Ozempic's really kicking into full gear.

[Bobby Lee]

But I only had a little bit of it. That was all I ate. The whole day.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't have anything?

[Bobby Lee]

No, that was it. The whole day.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, that was my meal. And so today when we had the. We went to a Michelin star restaurant, right.

[Andrew Santino]

Which was very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's where I ate fish.

[Andrew Santino]

It was the first time you had fish?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Ever. And I ate some caviar.

[Andrew Santino]

What was in there, too? We had. What was inside of it. It was. It was like crab, Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Some crab inside and then some eel. And so that.

[Andrew Santino]

Eel and sticky rice.

[Bobby Lee]

If you watch Naked and Afraid.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Love it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. You know, it's a survival show, and they haven't eaten in four days. And when they actually finally eat protein, they can feel it in their body working.

[Andrew Santino]

Sometimes they get really sick because their body's not used to it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But sometimes they're like. I can feel it Gives them immediate energy. Not that that happened.

[Andrew Santino]

German sausages didn't do it for you.

[Bobby Lee]

What I'm saying is. But you instantly feel better.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

You feel like you're like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Without today's dinner we had. I would be so tired.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you eat any breakfast?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

No Lunch?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

So what are you doing today? Just water. Are you drinking anything?

[Bobby Lee]

Electrolytes.

[Andrew Santino]

So like Gatorade?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I've gotten. I've gotten IVs every day.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do that every day.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I need nausea.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not supposed to get an IV every day.

[Bobby Lee]

Just three days in a row.

[Andrew Santino]

That's every day.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not good.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. That's where they couldn't even find the hole.

[Andrew Santino]

You're going to have track marks on your arm. We're going to think you're using again.

[Bobby Lee]

So. Yeah. But I needed the nausea medication.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. Because you've. Don't they. With Ozempic. Don't they usually prescribe you.

[Bobby Lee]

No. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. So I feel bad about the cobs. I apologize for that. And then now the big question. Will I continue to use it? I don't know yet.

[Andrew Santino]

How long do you have to take? Don't you. Isn't there. There's got to be a minimum amount of time they need you to take it before it. Because you can't like just go right off it. It's probably really bad for you. Do you do it in the morning? You shoot yourself in the morning.

[Bobby Lee]

You only do it once a week.

[Andrew Santino]

According to clinical trials. Look at the side effects of. It's called semeglitude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The active ingredient in those. People lose an average of about 5% of body weight between weeks. Six and 12. You got to go 12 weeks.

[Bobby Lee]

I got to go 12 weeks.

[Andrew Santino]

The most benefit out of. I don't like the name. It sounds like Shmegma. Shmegma. Latude. Scientific research suggests you need to be taking it for at least a year.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll go a year.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. Man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I'll go a year.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Chelsea Handler does it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You guys are kind of the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And she swears by it.

[Alex]

But I feel like you're going to be ugly once you're skinny.

[Andrew Santino]

I see that.

[Bobby Lee]

But that's not.

[Andrew Santino]

No. That's true.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not the consensus on the street.

[Alex]

Lose your attractor.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Let me just say something right now. The H girl. What's her Name hock to Hailey Hayley Welch. Right. You know what? She. And I'm going to start a war with this lady right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'm going to tell you why. Okay, okay. She's on her podcast and she has a couple of girls on it, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And they put up a photo, I guess they had put in Kim Jong un in replace of just all Kim.

[Andrew Santino]

Jong un did the hock to a show.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they fucking.

[Andrew Santino]

We can't get Kim Jong un.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

What the fuck are you guys doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Right? And then they go, we didn't know you had Bobby Lee on the podcast. And then. And then Hoktua goes, I did have him. Because she looked at the photo and she goes, oh, there is Bobby Lee. She thought I was Kim Jong un.

[Andrew Santino]

It's kind of cool.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not.

[Andrew Santino]

It's kind of cool. He's so famous.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but. Yeah, you would.

[Andrew Santino]

You'd love to be that famous. You can't go anywhere in North Korea without being recognized and praised. That's your dream.

[Bobby Lee]

I should go there?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what you're saying.

[Andrew Santino]

That's your dream. You could be the Kim Jong un of South Korea.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Or you could be like one of those movies where there's an assassinization so they put in a fake Kim Jong un.

[Andrew Santino]

You could be the fake.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm the fake Kim Jong Un.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And you go to North. You go to South Korea.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello. You know, I come.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello. He's back and he's hip.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's friends with all the cool kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's.

[Bobby Lee]

I come up with new. Yeah, yeah. He's a South Korean dab everybody. I get on. I get on fucking television.

[Andrew Santino]

Psy becomes your best friend.

[Bobby Lee]

No, not fuck Sai.

[Andrew Santino]

He's doing his own gag.

[Bobby Lee]

My own three. Everybody know. I dress you once a week this time. Right? Do what do you think? And then some music. Right? I don't know. Anyway, so that's why I'm losing weight for hock tua. Not just. Not just hock to. It's just like, you know, people are saying now that I'm fat, I don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at me. You're not fat.

[Bobby Lee]

I am.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not fat. You are the shape. You're supposed to be fat.

[Bobby Lee]

I just don't feel good about myself.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I want you to feel good.

[Bobby Lee]

That's it.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I love you.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I mean, that's enough said. So I'm going to Try this out.

[Andrew Santino]

You should feel good about yourself without the ocean pick is what I'm trying to say, because that's a negative place to be if that's what you think it's going to take to get you to a good place with yourself.

[Bobby Lee]

But it has been working for people.

[Andrew Santino]

But what does that mean? Does it work for up here or just a physical? Because this needs to change too. You need to.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here we go. What the fuck are you doing? What are we doing?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, there's a. There's a bunch of. There's a bunch of people on the Internet that talk about the psychology of Ozempic. These people also need. You should be prescribed a therapist and Ozempic. Don't puke.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry, sorry. Please.

[Andrew Santino]

You should go to. You should have therapy with Ozempic. It should be required because this. Does. This needs to change too.

[Bobby Lee]

Just because your brain.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm talking about your. Your temples. Yeah, your brain.

[Bobby Lee]

Because when you do, there's so much in this area. Skull. Was this where the hair follicles.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that where this name comes from? What temple? Because of Asians, you know, My temple.

[Bobby Lee]

The mind is your temple.

[Andrew Santino]

This is on my temple.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's good. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that where that came from?

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe. Does it work with black voice? Do it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's my cornerstone.

[Bobby Lee]

My cornerstone.

[Andrew Santino]

It's my corner store.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, that's funny that this. Look, I have nothing negative to say about the kid. I don't know the girl. I think. I think things like this in this culture do this thing to you, where you're like, I want to be a certain way so I'm perceived. Fuck that. Fuck that.

[Bobby Lee]

Wasn't that. What, So a year ago, maybe eight months ago. I know. I don't want to say her name, but I know a comic that was a little rotund, and I hadn't seen her a while, and I saw her.

[Andrew Santino]

At the Comedy Store, and you were like, jealous.

[Bobby Lee]

I go, what's going on? You have a new workout routine? She goes, nah, Ozempic, baby. Like, what is it? And she just explained it to me. I was like, oh, can anybody get it?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you've heard about it in the Zeitgeist of the world.

[Bobby Lee]

No, because this is like a year ago.

[Andrew Santino]

Before it was hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I didn't know about it. She kind of told me. What? And she goes, it was a diabetes medication that now it helps with curving appetite.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you go to see your general doctor?

[Bobby Lee]

I did.

[Andrew Santino]

And then. So do they. Do they have monitoring you and Stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, they are.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

I just didn't know how to use the thing.

[Andrew Santino]

The pen.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I did. Twice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, don't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You got to be careful, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, you can. Seriously, people have gotten real. If you overdose on that stuff, like, you take too much of it, it can fuck you up. You're.

[Bobby Lee]

It did fuck me up.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I mean, you could get. You could be hospitalized. You're lucky.

[Bobby Lee]

There was one point where at like three in the morning, I was heaving so hard and nothing was coming out.

[Andrew Santino]

I hate that feeling.

[Bobby Lee]

I know that. Like, I thought my spine was gonna snap.

[Alex]

Your assistant called me yesterday and she thought you were dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that has to do with you not communicating with her ever either.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but she thought she. And then. What's so funny? When I finally called her, she was weeping. You're alive.

[Andrew Santino]

That's cute.

[Bobby Lee]

It is cute. I go, shut the up or you get fired or something like that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how you say goodbye?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No. I said no. I said, stop it. I'm not gonna die.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

I was so worried about you.

[Andrew Santino]

And she's like, who's gonna pay me to really not do your calendar?

[Bobby Lee]

But she was. Yeah. So you caught. So she called you?

[Alex]

Yeah, she kept calling me, but I was still asleep. So I got like, a lot of missed calls from her.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. I love that she wouldn't call me. Love that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't think she has your number.

[Andrew Santino]

She does. I communicate with her. Trying. When trying to do with you.

[Bobby Lee]

Every. She has everybody's name.

[Andrew Santino]

Everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, she does. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

We've talked. All them. Do this, though. Do. Are you. First of all, before I do this, are you okay with this, the epic thing, or do you not like that? He's doing it. See?

[Alex]

Like it.

[Andrew Santino]

Listen to her. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Nobody likes that.

[Andrew Santino]

The youth knows. Tell him he's. He's good just the way he is.

[Alex]

You're good just the way you are.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, tell that girl that I. That's.

[Alex]

Why are you listening to her?

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you listening to her? Look up celebrities who lost a lot of weight.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesse Plemons.

[Andrew Santino]

He looks great. He looks fucking great. All right, but that was natural. Maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

No, let's see.

[Andrew Santino]

Jesse plan stars who've spoken about Ozempic.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, here we go.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Oh, you could be like Fat Joe now, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at like. He looks great, but fats in his name.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't care. Sell yourself as Skinny Joe.

[Bobby Lee]

Middle Joe.

[Andrew Santino]

Skinny Joe sounds like a local crackhead. There goes Skinny Joe.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, Cut out middle Joe. That wasn't even funny. That made no sense. Cut out that joke. Kathy Bates. Look.

[Andrew Santino]

Kathy Bates.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Bella Thorne. She didn't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at her.

[Andrew Santino]

Ashley Benson. I know Ashley.

[Bobby Lee]

She's hot.

[Andrew Santino]

She's a sweet girl. I Spice. Big fan of Ice Spice.

[Bobby Lee]

She did it.

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on. Stop. I want to see her quote. I wish y'all never learned the word Ozempic. That's one thing I wish. Oh, my God. Like, what even is Ozempic? What the is that? Genuinely, what is that? Like, you lazy ass. Never heard of a gym? It's called the gym. It's called.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, are they denying it?

[Andrew Santino]

Healthy. It's called being on. On tour. Like, what the hell? Like, maybe if I was sitting home all day, it'd be easier to stay big. And by the way, it says during. During X Spaces chat, Macy Gray. I try to take. I want to lose some weight by tomorrow.

[Bobby Lee]

That was so good.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, what is that Fancy? Hold on. Candy Burris. I don't know who that is. She spells her name wrong. Spence Dog. Wait, so. So. No, no. These people. Carlos, that stars who spoke about Ozempic. God, you gotta get a hold of Bates.

[Bobby Lee]

Was clearly on it.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, dude, but the other six weren't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Get to the ones that have been on it. Oprah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Huge one.

[Alex]

What about the girl that since you've.

[Andrew Santino]

Been gone, I can breathe for the first time. Kelly Clarkson.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She revealed during an episode of her talk show when speaking with Whoopi Goldberg, that she's taking a drug to help her lose weight.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. She needed it.

[Andrew Santino]

She just said everyone thinks it's oic. It's not. She says it right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because there's. There's offshoots. Not like. Not Modera. There's other ones.

[Andrew Santino]

Modelo.

[Bobby Lee]

There other ones that are like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Does Modelo make an offshoot? Like an off?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to lose weight, bro?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Drink est.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait. Amy Schumer. It didn't help with her face, though, did it? All right, the insipic hit the body.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to the face.

[Andrew Santino]

Did she get it? Schumer confirmed she did Tric, like, a year ago. She stopped because of the side effects. I. I got sick all the time. See?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Go ahead. Keep going.

[Andrew Santino]

These people are going to. Yeah. Whoopi Goldberg. Yeah, yeah. She got it for diabetes. Different.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, you might have diabetes, but. Oh, Tracy. I walk into the doctor, I say, yo, give me that. Weight loss pills. Give me that. That made people look skinny. I want that. And I let it go. He's the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that one.

[Andrew Santino]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Sharon.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I had to lose the weight.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, do her now. Heather. Heather Gay.

[Andrew Santino]

I love what OIC is doing for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what. Is that what she sounds like?

[Andrew Santino]

I have no idea. I don't know who that is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, Chelsea, well, look, I. Look, you're going to be in this list. Bobby Lee will make it up there, but it's going to change the dynamic of this show.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right.

[Andrew Santino]

Remember when Piscopo got in shape, ruined his entire comedy career, right? Dude, Joe Pisco. Do you guys even know who that is?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. No, I. I'll tell you, this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

He was very funny. Rudy. He got jacked and then people didn't want to with him anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you a real story.

[Andrew Santino]

Joe Pisco, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

If I may.

[Andrew Santino]

Please.

[Bobby Lee]

When I was doing open mics, as when I was living in Laoya, there was a guy that used to come down from la. He was a fat kid, right? And he was funny. We did open mics together. His name was Eric Edwards. Okay. And all of a sudden.

[Andrew Santino]

Griffin, you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Loaded.

[Bobby Lee]

So. And then all of a sudden, he got two movies, big ones. He got Blade.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he plays the fat Blob. And Blade.

[Andrew Santino]

It says that on the breakdown. Fat Blob.

[Bobby Lee]

The Fat Blob and Blade. Look.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I know this guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to. Okay, go to Images. The fat.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, haven't I met this guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he got that.

[Andrew Santino]

Sick, right? Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. And then he got Sergeant Bilko, the Steve Martin movie.

[Andrew Santino]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to star Sergeant Billberg Bilko, Eric Edwards.

[Andrew Santino]

I know this guy, though. I feel like I've met him.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? So go to any. Yeah, wow. Go down to. Down here with Steve Martin. Down there, the third row. Third row, first one. So that's Eric Edward. That's when I met him. Right? Then he lost £200.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

I never saw him again.

[Andrew Santino]

All that weight made him disappear.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, what does Eric Edwards look like now?

[Andrew Santino]

There. Right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right there.

[Andrew Santino]

Look, a healthy guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Healthy.

[Andrew Santino]

Same thing with.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's so talented. So funny. Great guy, but, you know, typecast Hollywood, right?

[Andrew Santino]

People like you because you're this affable, round, beautiful Asian man. If, you know, when I was.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, when I was on mad TV and on my thirds and fourth, I was skinny.

[Andrew Santino]

But you weren't funny back then, Zach.

[Bobby Lee]

Doc, I love. I love zocdoc.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what it is for those that don't know. It's a free app and website where you can search and compare highly rated in network doctors near you and instantly book appointments with them online.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you rate restaurants, right? Why wouldn't you rate your health?

[Andrew Santino]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, so it's very important. And I have the app. Once you find the doc you want, you can book them immediately. No more waiting awkwardly on hold with a receptionist. And these docs all have verified reviews from actual real patients. Let's get with it.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's get with it. Dude, it's a new age. When I moved into the new neighborhood, did not have a doctor. Didn't know exactly. And I said, Bob, what doc do you use? And he goes, zocdoc, my guy. Then he hung up on it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all you need.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a little bit rude, but he was right. The typical wait time to see a doctor booked on Zocdoc is just between 24 to 72 hours. That's impressive. That's it. You can even score same day appointments if you're lucky. Like me. I did so with one of my doctors that was in network. Okay, so if you are looking for someone new to go to, whether your doctor isn't around anymore Rip or you just moved and you need a new doctor for a new condition that you've got, you got to try out Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com bad friends and download the Zocdoc app for free. Then find and book a top rated doctor today.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Zocdoc. Z O C doc.com Bad Friends Zocdoc.com Bad Friends Mint Mobile oh, I love Ryan Reynolds. He's so good looking and he has a great phone.

[Andrew Santino]

Why doesn't he call me though on that Mint Mobile phone?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know when. Well, go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

I call you all the time. And you know why? Because friends don't let friends overpay for wireless.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Say bye bye to your overpriced wireless plan and switch to Mint Mobile today.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

I see I'm funny now. I'm funnier now.

[Andrew Santino]

Much. Yeah, you're the funniest you've ever been.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I would argue right now in your career is the funniest you've ever been.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You think it has. It's equivalent to the fat? There's a connection.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I'm not saying it's. I'm. I'm just saying.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What do you think? You think it's the fat?

[Alex]

A little, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. So it's over?

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't know. Over? I don't know if it's a good idea. Have you talked to your manager about this?

[Bobby Lee]

Has no one who likes it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no one. See yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No one likes it.

[Andrew Santino]

So. Okay, so here's the other thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

Do the trial. Do the six, whatever it is, weeks.

[Bobby Lee]

Let it, let's go. Let's. Let's let the audience. They'll see me lose weight. Let's see what the audience says. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

They're not gonna. They're gonna support you. They're gonna love you no matter what.

[Bobby Lee]

But no, I don't know, some of them, they're very vocal.

[Andrew Santino]

They're gonna turn on you.

[Bobby Lee]

They're very vocal.

[Andrew Santino]

Because you take Ozempic, they'll turn.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they might. So let's just see what the audience says.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you know, because I'm going to be on it during Australia when.

[Andrew Santino]

We'Re playing down under. You're going to be still taking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So, you know, we'll look.

[Andrew Santino]

Good. Bye. Bye. Get out there, mate. Yeah, I mean, I'm excited to see if it helps you, but I don't love it.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't love it either, pal.

[Andrew Santino]

Then why are you doing it? I don't know. Yeah. It's because of women, you know, that. That's women. These women got to your head.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not that.

[Andrew Santino]

You've always been so secure and so self assured, but now that you're this single, it's this. It's women. Outside voices are doing this to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Because what, what I notice now, and this is the truth is you factor in your age.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And it affects.

[Andrew Santino]

It affects what?

[Bobby Lee]

Just dating in general. Apart. You know, it's in their mind.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, so it's like. And then, you know, you go to Raya and all the hot 35 year olds, they're on. They're in fucking Belize, you know, I mean, on a white sandy beach.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's just a vacation photo. You think they don't live there? They don't live there, buddy. No, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

They seem like they live there. No. They're so relaxed on the beach and stuff. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that. I think your riot photos are just every room in your house.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

None of them are anywhere else.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's what mine are.

[Andrew Santino]

It's where I live.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know, but maybe you're right.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm. I just think if. If it's going to make you happy, fine, I support it. But I don't think it's going to.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's what I. My goal. If you want to hear my goal.

[Andrew Santino]

You want your wiener to look bigger?

[Bobby Lee]

No. What the fuck, dude?

[Andrew Santino]

You ask.

[Bobby Lee]

That has nothing to do with it.

[Andrew Santino]

Ask Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he.

[Andrew Santino]

He wants to say skinny because it makes his penis look bigger.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but you know, I have.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh.

[Bobby Lee]

Somebody said I had boyfriend sized penis.

[Andrew Santino]

I thought you said boys. And I was like, boys and boys.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's for flavor.

[Andrew Santino]

You're the boysenberry of penises.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Your boyfriend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Small.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's what I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

Reliable.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's reliable. It's like perfect.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a Honda Civic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But also like, you know, it's lowered.

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's very rice racket.

[Andrew Santino]

It's very low.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, but. But I can. Here's the thing. I think that once I find somebody that I. I'm in love with, like we saw Nikki there days, you know, he got. He's got a girl that he likes, you know. Yeah. I just want to meet somebody that I like, that, you know, I hang out with all the time, and then maybe I'll, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's all.

[Andrew Santino]

Now what about this? What if a girl falls in love with you when you get skinny and then you get fat again? I mean, you get regular again.

[Bobby Lee]

Because what you do is then you put in the hooks. Yeah. You know. You know, then you know. You financial. That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, were you looking for a sugar mom?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. What I'm saying is, is that Carlos is what I'm saying. Right. Just little subtle things like. Yeah, you don't need a job. Really. Yeah. You don't need a job. Okay. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

They become dependent.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, Right. But then that's, what, two years later, hey, baby, you can't leave. How are you going to eat and survive?

[Andrew Santino]

Smart.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So that's my. That's my goal now.

[Andrew Santino]

If you can. If you can do it with or without it. The. The guy from. The Big Ed guy, he got engaged after, I think, 24 hours.

[Bobby Lee]

Big Ed, they canceled it after 72 after that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

So he's alone now.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that guy. He's the best. Didn't we have him on?

[Bobby Lee]

No, tiger belly.

[Andrew Santino]

We were trying to get him on.

[Bobby Lee]

Here and he was 6. So, like, not engaged.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, like, he's not engaged anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But he's also together.

[Bobby Lee]

A little full of it. Right. And in my mind, I'm like.

[Andrew Santino]

Full of what? Full of what?

[Bobby Lee]

Just a little bit like I'm a star.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you make any neck jokes?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't do, like, I've had it up to here with you.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Look at him.

[Andrew Santino]

Head and shoulders.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Knees. And also head and shoulders. Knees and toes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If he was just ahead here and then a set of knees with feet and that face.

[Bobby Lee]

But he's probably super famous in San Diego, too. That's where he lives.

[Andrew Santino]

I guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, what do we get you guys?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I mean, I don't know what they throw at him, but I'm sure, yeah, they say hi when they see him. No, he's funny, man. I like him a lot. Actually. We wanted him on this.

[Bobby Lee]

When he dies, God's gonna go, we forgot to give you this. My neck. We're sorry. Sorry we didn't put this in.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, man, we were just having a rush day.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't believe we put that order out. Hey, it's on the ticket. What the fuck? You forgot. We'll give it to him later.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's. Nice guy. Nice guy.

[Andrew Santino]

That clip of him and that Filipino chick is the funniest clip on her. He's like, you're. You're my best view. She's like, you see that? That's. That is Rudy. Jules. And that I. Seriously, every time I watch that show, I was always like, that's Rudy. He's dating this guy. That's Rudy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's 100. Your face.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And she's very pretty. I like the view. You do? Yes. You're my best view. Me.

[Andrew Santino]

That'S you, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Me.

[Andrew Santino]

That's 100 something. She would say if a guy said something corny to her.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You would say that.

[Bobby Lee]

You'd go, no, me. That's my new thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Did you like my set?

[Andrew Santino]

There's a. There was a thing I wanted you to try. I was going to text you this morning. I was on the couch. It's like this universal thing on Tik Tok where people call their cats and apparently they're like, you know, like, if you've never instruct, you know, instruct your dog to sit, stay, whatever, lay down. But like, you know, cats are pretty indignant. They don't want to fucking hear it from you. But there was. People on the Internet have found out that if you make this sound, cats will come to you. If you go like, meow. It's like a. It's like a weird little. I'm not kidding. It's like a noise.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to memorize it. Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

Playing the sound. Yeah, that's the one. Playing the sound. Makes your cat come to you or something. That's it. Look at this. Oh, dude, you gotta play that sound.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's See if I can do it.

[Andrew Santino]

You. Dude, I want you to. Will you test this out at home?

[Bobby Lee]

Let me say something. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This is bullshit.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean? The Internet never lies.

[Bobby Lee]

No, because I. I went and downloaded the Cat sounds app, and there's millions of them, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

There's even, like, cougars. You know what I mean? And they come. Okay, cougars. What's going on? Right? It's not just that song, all right? I guarantee you. You know what? It's so fun.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't have cats. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to download the app again and do it, and I'm going to tape it. I'm going to tape it because I.

[Andrew Santino]

Want to see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because that's bullshit.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay? I want to see.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, did you feed my dog sausages last night?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You fucker.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The amount of shit, four of them. It was so much shit.

[Bobby Lee]

He love me, that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it was. It was. It was runny, but also it was runny and solid. I mean, it was everything people had. Must have Been feeding because so much.

[Bobby Lee]

Your dog, right, is a little user. Every.

[Andrew Santino]

Every animal, every pet is a.

[Bobby Lee]

This dog. He came up to me.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a girl.

[Bobby Lee]

What? She came up to me, went. Right? And I went. And she just ran away and she went to the next guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you had nothing for her except.

[Bobby Lee]

What I'm saying is that he's fickle. She's not fickle. What's the word? Transaction or transactionary?

[Andrew Santino]

Transactional.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She came up to you and she was like, you're not gonna fucking. You're not gonna eat me.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not what it was.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He did pick up my dog and get it near the oven and goes.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we talk about your party?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Happy birthday, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

Thanks, man.

[Bobby Lee]

What a great party. And, you know, I'm sitting outside. If I may express myself.

[Andrew Santino]

Whatever you want.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

First of all, I have to say, and I don't want to start a fight with you about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You're an OCD freakazoid, right? It's just like any crumb.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, I was sitting in his. Right? Wipe, you know? Come on, dude, use the plate, right? Put a Diet Coke on the table. What about a coaster, man? Right? And you were just all around your place doing that, right? And then like, can I smoke in your backyard? No, you smoke out front. You know, that's when I went, nah, I'M smoking in your backyard. It's a fucking party. And I had everyone smoke back there. Do you see that?

[Andrew Santino]

It was just you and one other guy.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, it wasn't. It was five people smoking back.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, the other people respectfully smoked away from that.

[Bobby Lee]

True.

[Andrew Santino]

The reason I said don't smoke. I have a validation for all this. The reason I said don't smoke back there. There were a few people had their babies or kids. Were there?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, well, lung cancer.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's respectful.

[Bobby Lee]

Also this.

[Andrew Santino]

And then also I'm going to. And also. Yeah, put it on a coaster. That's what the coasters are there for. What happens if I'm three years old. What happens if because it's a party. Doesn't. Not at my house.

[Bobby Lee]

What happens if I don't put it on the coaster? What happens? What are the consequences?

[Andrew Santino]

Rings.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you get a ring.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I don't want rings on the table.

[Bobby Lee]

Get a new table.

[Andrew Santino]

Rich guy, rich spoiled guy went to your house. Pretty rich guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty rich guy, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

And the only reason that's not I don't have you over.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you another thing, pal.

[Andrew Santino]

And here. And by the way, crumbs. Have you ever seen an adult.

[Bobby Lee]

Who gives a fuck?

[Andrew Santino]

Have you ever seen an adult eat a plate of food and spill half of it on the table?

[Bobby Lee]

Me.

[Andrew Santino]

You're 53.

[Bobby Lee]

You think I do it by accident? I have to. I purposely put it out there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know. I can tell.

[Bobby Lee]

Doing that all over the party. He was just doing that around you.

[Andrew Santino]

You just around me.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much. You saw. He's another thing.

[Andrew Santino]

It didn't spill once. Any of these guys, by the way. Yeah, not once.

[Bobby Lee]

Also, these guys are the worst at parties.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, well, I'm not going to fight you on that.

[Bobby Lee]

We're going to huddle together in the corner of the house and not talk to anybody.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, they were.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they weren't. They were like so nervous when a celebrity went back in and I. I'd see these guys, hey, man, how's it going? And they're like, oh, I'm fine. And just dead stopped.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? And then they would just move on.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

It was sad to watch. Celebrity there. And you mentioned his famous dad to me and he heard us from across the party and was. Exactly. That's the way to do it. He heard the movie you mentioned. Yeah, that's the way.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the way to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Ding dong. Here's another thing.

[Andrew Santino]

But I am proud of you, by the way. Not no alcohol, no drugs. You're still staying sober. And I know that's hard. That's why.

[Bobby Lee]

But when you have a party, right, you don't form. And everyone knows this. It's in the handbook. You don't form a Power circle.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know what I'm saying when I say that? I think so. Yeah, exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, he does. I'm going to ask him to explain.

[Andrew Santino]

Make him and explain it.

[Bobby Lee]

Explain me. The Power Circle. The most famous people are all together. Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's that?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Oh. So I'm outside. I'm basically the host of the party at this point, right? I'm talking to everyone out there, right?

[Andrew Santino]

To you, yes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

For you, yes.

[Bobby Lee]

I was the life of the party back there. I was killing it, okay? Please. Glassman did good. I looked through the window. He did it, too. And we were duo. Yeah, Right? And I'm gonna get. I'm gonna give him the prop. I'm gonna give him.

[Andrew Santino]

He's much stronger than you at a party.

[Bobby Lee]

No, because he.

[Andrew Santino]

You're more wacky and he's more funny.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, well, you know what?

[Andrew Santino]

You're more unpredictable.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm still not going to stop with this Power Circle business.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, here's the deal. You're more unpredictable, right?

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so now I look out inside the house, right? And I see three men, side by side like this in a power circle. There's no room to get. There's no room to get in a triangle. A triangle, right? Of sadness. A triangle of sadness. Thank you so much. Yeah, It's Andrew, right? Charlie Day and Scott Khan in a fucking triangle of sadness.

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds like.

[Bobby Lee]

And guess. And guess what I did.

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds like little Ozempic boy is a little jealous that he wasn't invited.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. What did I.

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds like little Ozempic boy wanted to smoke cigarettes. No one invited me to the triangle. It could be a square. That's what it is. You fucking.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, we'll just say that's what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't. Concrete triangles.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm talking to my friends at my house, right? I'm talking to my friends, right?

[Bobby Lee]

But you guys formed one, and then guess what I did. I walked in shit.

[Andrew Santino]

You naturally stand in a fucking pattern. You stand near people when you talk to them. And I talk to everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no gaps.

[Andrew Santino]

Not for you. Not for you.

[Bobby Lee]

So guess what? I did mine. I broke it up.

[Andrew Santino]

You did. You came by.

[Bobby Lee]

I came by and I go, enough of this triangle. Bullshit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And what happened?

[Bobby Lee]

They all laughed.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they laughed. They loved it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you were included. That's all you have to do is just stick your head in there, bud.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you know, I mean, these fuckers can't interrupt a power circle.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, no, they don't belong. They know that.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you guys doing there? Laughing at your jokes.

[Andrew Santino]

Someone's got it.

[Bobby Lee]

Last thing I want to say. Yeah, it was the saddest thing I saw all night. Okay. At your party. Number one, as parties go.

[Andrew Santino]

It wasn't a party. It was a get together.

[Bobby Lee]

I loved it.

[Andrew Santino]

It was a get together.

[Bobby Lee]

Never been invited to a get together.

[Andrew Santino]

Like that and get together, right. That's not a party. Parties like crazy. It's a get together.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

McConnell went to a party later that night.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And how many dogs do you have?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

How many dogs do you have being real?

[Andrew Santino]

No. No.

[Bobby Lee]

You have one, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You have two. McCone. Because what I saw through the window is everywhere you were. He's right behind you.

[Andrew Santino]

He does follow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And he does whack.

[Andrew Santino]

He's my shadow. He does whack.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's my little shadow.

[Bobby Lee]

You would, honestly. Dude, have you sucked his penis yet? It's so sad to watch.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell him.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so sad to watch. He's just at your beck and call.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You want you. You want you.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's get there.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to get there?

[Bobby Lee]

I want to be there.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, here we go. You ready?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Here it is. I don't have any children. I probably never.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here we go with this sad story.

[Andrew Santino]

I probably will never have children. And guess what? I get to feel like a brother and an old and a father to McCone. Sit with that.

[Bobby Lee]

That hurts.

[Andrew Santino]

Who? Who does that hurt?

[Bobby Lee]

You?

[Andrew Santino]

How does that hurt me?

[Bobby Lee]

It's sad.

[Andrew Santino]

It's beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's a beautiful thing.

[Andrew Santino]

He's the way that. This is your daughter? Sister?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That little fuck bag is my son. Brother.

[Bobby Lee]

She doesn't give a about me. This one.

[Andrew Santino]

The. She loves you.

[Alex]

I do.

[Andrew Santino]

She loves you to death.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell him. You're right. You're right, you're right, you're right.

[Andrew Santino]

But isn't he like a dad, Brother to you? Yeah, that's my son. Brother.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the same thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now do you get it?

[Bobby Lee]

I do get it.

[Andrew Santino]

And you give her the world. You gave her your fucking car, money, place to live, job, everything she would ask for, you would give it to her, wouldn't you? Yeah, you wouldn't even think twice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

My son.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, enough said.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But what a great gathering.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm happy you there, Alex.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you like canned cranberry sauce or.

[Andrew Santino]

Should we make it ourselves?

[Alex]

That's my mom.

[Andrew Santino]

She didn't know about Instacart's family carts. So, wanna make pecan pie this year? Yes or no? Oh, and how many boxes of stuffing? So I told her we could just share a family card and add all our holiday favorites to the same order.

[Bobby Lee]

Without losing our voices or our sanity. It's so much fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Alex, can you get my holiday village out of the attic?

[Bobby Lee]

Baby steps, Alex.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

The new Apple Watch Series 10 is here. It has the biggest display ever. It's also the thinnest Apple Watch ever, making it even more comfortable on your wrist.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's the fastest charging Apple watch, getting you 8 hours of charge in just 15 minutes. Introducing the all new Apple Watch Series.

[Andrew Santino]

10, now available for the first time.

[Bobby Lee]

In glossy jet black aluminum.

[Andrew Santino]

Compared to previous generation. IPhone Xs are later required. Charge time and actual results will vary.

[Alex]

Tito. Andrew. Are you the cool guy?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Dude. Thank you. Let me say something. I know you're my daughter. You know what? Because I was thinking the same thing and I was too afraid to say it and. Let me answer. Let me answer that question on his behalf. Okay. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby shows up late, Jules. And he is everybody. And every. And everyone claps him in like it's a sitcom. Bobby is the guy. I am the. You know what?

[Bobby Lee]

I am a sitcom. What were you wearing? What were you wearing for your birthday party?

[Andrew Santino]

It wasn't a birthday party. You're gathering I was wearing a traditional German outfit. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So who's the sitcom? You.

[Andrew Santino]

You? Dude, somehow even me in costume isn't wacky as.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Here's another thing.

[Andrew Santino]

You the funniest part. Me in costume isn't as wackadoo as you walking in half jacket off. Hey, what's going on? You drape your legs over the chair like it's a. Like you're In a fucking movie set. You're so fucking funny. You live in space. You don't know it. We love it. But you live in space. You don't exist. You float. You float. You are the cool guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Andrew Santino]

You know who. I'm Phil Jackson.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm the Lakers.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I'm the coach. The coach. I organize. I get great talent. I organize. I like to. I'm particular. Yeah. And you're Dennis Rock.

[Bobby Lee]

You missed a joke there. What I said from the Lakers, and you said, no, the orthodontist or something.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, sorry. Do it again. Do it again. Try it again. I was, like, giving you a. I'm Phil Jackson.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean the Lakers coach?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. That's funnier that way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's funnier that way.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm Phil Jackson. You're Dennis Rodman.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Unpredictable, phenomenally talented.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Fun whack Dennis. Bring up Dennis Rodman.

[Bobby Lee]

I know who he is, but I.

[Andrew Santino]

Mean, for the viewers. He doesn't know who the fuck that is. Do you know who Dennis Rodman is? No. Look at him. They used to call him the Worm. That's Bob. Is that Bobby? If Bobby was a basketball player, would this be him?

[Alex]

He looks cool.

[Andrew Santino]

He does.

[Bobby Lee]

He is cool, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

My point. You're making my point. He paints his nails before anybody else did it. He got tattoos. He wore dresses to press conferences.

[Bobby Lee]

He went to North Korea to hang out with Kim Jong Un.

[Andrew Santino]

With Bobby Lee. He hung out with Bobby Lee up there. According to Hock Tua.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did y'all see that video of Dennis Rodman hanging with Bobby Lee in North Korea?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. You know what my favorite meme of this was?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Because Dennis Rodman really went to North Korea. Right? So there's a meme where a general is talking to Kim Jong Un, and Kim Jong Un is going, what do you mean? That's not Barack Obama.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a funny meme.

[Andrew Santino]

The fact that they kicked it is wild.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's great.

[Bobby Lee]

That was really fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Internet is undefeated.

[Bobby Lee]

They're undefeated. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's been going on in your little life? I want to know. You got some news to tell us?

[Alex]

I've just had my first ever hot sub in a class.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, a hot. Remember the hot sub?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

When a substitute teacher.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I thought you meant a sandwich.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, like a spicy sandwich.

[Andrew Santino]

I know you remember those.

[Bobby Lee]

I do. I love hot subs.

[Andrew Santino]

But I've seen every time we pass a Jimmy John's. This guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So a hot substitute teacher.

[Alex]

Yeah, but he's he's white and old.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Alex]

Oh my God, he was so hot. He was buffett smart. He's a chemistry professor.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. And then if you, you know, would you.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Did the other. No, no, do the other. You didn't even finish.

[Andrew Santino]

I think she got it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Like, do the other girls. Did you talk to about him?

[Alex]

No, they don't. They don't like older guys.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And you like old guys?

[Alex]

I like, well, him because he was so smart. And then he was just wearing like a normal shirt, but his arms were like buff.

[Bobby Lee]

Buff.

[Andrew Santino]

How old do you think is old? How old do you think he was?

[Alex]

40 plus.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's us.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, we're old chemistry teachers, so. But this guy was a hot guy.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you. Would you ever flirt with him?

[Alex]

No, but I never talked to anyone in school. But I made an attempt to like, say, bye, Professor. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

What's his last name? We'll blank it out. Just Professor. What?

[Alex]

I forgot. I just.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he's a substitute.

[Alex]

I just remember Dr. Ruiz.

[Andrew Santino]

Doctor. Dr. Ruiz.

[Alex]

Ruiz.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, how about this? This is a great idea for a movie.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

A college co ed falls in love with her professor, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's a sub.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She realizes. What if she never gets to see him again?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So she kills her main teacher, so the sub becomes permanent. Wow, that's a fucking great idea.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't know that once the teacher's dead, they just. The first sub. I mean, isn't there like.

[Andrew Santino]

We'Re going to.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, since the last guy was just here, just hire him. Well, I don't think that works.

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds like a 90s comedy. That is what would happen in a 90s comedy. They'd be like, well, Mr. Ruiz, I mean, you are here and we don't know where. She's gone missing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you keep teaching for the week?

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

And he becomes permanent.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

But then they fall in love. Right. One night they get together, they go out to dinner. You know, I shouldn't do this because you're my student and although you're an adult.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I got a better idea.

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on. Okay, you're an adult.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I get in the writer's room here?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. I'm too old for you. We shouldn't do this cuz you're my student and I'm the teacher. And she admits. Over a glass of wine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I killed Mrs. What was the first one? Miss? The original one? Pickleson. What was her name? Barbara Pickleson.

[Alex]

I killed Aron. Aron.

[Bobby Lee]

Barbara Pickles.

[Andrew Santino]

Pickleson. So much better.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop up. The ride up. And so. And then he goes, so now he's indicted. He knows that she killed Barbara Pickleson and they need to dispose of the body together. That's the adventure movie is.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I got. I'm going to throw in another layer.

[Andrew Santino]

Give it.

[Bobby Lee]

If I. If I may. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Please.

[Bobby Lee]

He finds out about Barbara. Nick Pickleson. Right, right, right. And he's okay with it.

[Andrew Santino]

He loves it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. But then she's still in school, right? He no longer works there. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, she didn't get the job.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. You're. You're new. The guy, right? He's sick. So they have a new sub.

[Andrew Santino]

A new sub.

[Bobby Lee]

He's hotter.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's even hotter. Than who? The one, right? We're talking about, like, you know, this.

[Andrew Santino]

Is like Brad Pitt.

[Bobby Lee]

No, the Elvis. What's his name? Butler. Butler.

[Andrew Santino]

Austin Butler.

[Bobby Lee]

Austin Butler.

[Alex]

Dude, I like Jacob Elordi.

[Andrew Santino]

Whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll cast. We'll cast it.

[Andrew Santino]

Jacob Elordi.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Jacob LaGuardia.

[Andrew Santino]

Jacob LaGuardia. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

LaGuardia.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the new Jacob Lagia.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's the new substitute Mr. LaGuardia now.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

She doesn't know what to do.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you do?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who do you got to kill? Ruiz.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Luke, you kill Ruiz.

[Andrew Santino]

Ru has got to go because you want LaGuardia.

[Bobby Lee]

But kick at the end.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, here's the hook at the end. I know what it is. What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

Barbara Pickleson's not dead. She's not dead. Not dead.

[Bobby Lee]

She's not dead.

[Andrew Santino]

She's not dead. You thought you fucking killed her.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You left her for dead.

[Bobby Lee]

But she was buried.

[Andrew Santino]

She was. She dug herself out.

[Bobby Lee]

She does. No, she does a kill bill thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Right. Like, wait, right? She gets like a zombie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Gets out of there, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Comes back, right?

[Bobby Lee]

She's like getting. Going to a diner.

[Andrew Santino]

The return of Ms. Pickles.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, that's part two.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so good, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Because we had to make this a two parter.

[Andrew Santino]

Write this, right? This fucking movie.

[Bobby Lee]

All right? So Ruiz, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

She kills Ruiz. She hits on the other side, LaGuardia. Gay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Full blown gay.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course he's gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

So now what do you do? You try to flip them, don't you?

[Bobby Lee]

You flip them.

[Alex]

Beard.

[Andrew Santino]

You can be a beard, but did the beard ever get laid? The beard never gets laid.

[Alex]

Not even like, sucking. Sucking his.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you can't suck his dick. No. Because he doesn't like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he doesn't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

He might let you watch Carlos suck his dick, but because you're the beard, that it has no physical attraction. You're just for public show.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe he's not gay.

[Alex]

What if I do?

[Bobby Lee]

That's a harder. That's a harder thing to get around.

[Andrew Santino]

I like the gay thing. I know LaGuardia is gay. And get this.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

She tries to flip him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So then trans.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

She becomes a Trans man for LaGuardia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a guy now.

[Bobby Lee]

Flip flop. Flip flop.

[Andrew Santino]

We can name it Flip Flop Terminal two.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Anyway, that's a pretty good premise.

[Andrew Santino]

There's something about it.

[Bobby Lee]

There's something about it that the sub comes.

[Andrew Santino]

So this sub comes in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What if you never. But you don't know if he'll ever be back. You don't know. You might never see him.

[Bobby Lee]

Can. Can this next sub be a sandwich?

[Andrew Santino]

That's the third installment.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's like Godfather 3.

[Bobby Lee]

Parmesan. You know, I mean, like a meatball.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, class.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, how you doing? Maybe he's Italian. How you doing? I'm a fucking meatball sandwich.

[Andrew Santino]

That's your cameo in the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, I have to be in it.

[Andrew Santino]

That's your cameo?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay, good. That's great. So how did I become a walking meatball sandwich? We gotta explain that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a question our fans have been asking about you for a long time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but in the movie, how do we.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

We have to explain it.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How does he become. How did he become a walking meatball sandwich?

[Alex]

Well, he can be trans meatball.

[Andrew Santino]

Trans meatball.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see. I see. That's. Okay. So what you're saying to me is this, right? I'm a human. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

You're always a human.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm always human. Right. But I identify as meatball sandwich.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. My pronouns are meat.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

And ball.

[Bobby Lee]

I go to Korea because they have good. They're good at surgery. Right, Right. And I make my balls much bigger.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Like meatballs.

[Andrew Santino]

Huge meatballs.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

And they always have marinara on them all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I come up with. I don't think the skin should be the breading. Well, you should have a jacket.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a big.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I have a jacket.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a big cheese.

[Bobby Lee]

Bread.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a big cheese. You're a big piece of cheese.

[Bobby Lee]

No, the inner clothing is the cheese.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

For wardrobe and stuff. I Don't want to get into cgi.

[Andrew Santino]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, Right. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We have to save some money, right?

[Bobby Lee]

So the jacket is like a baguette. Right. And then I have inner clothes that look like cheese.

[Andrew Santino]

But I pull up your balls, your meatballs.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I. And I put fucking like red sauce on it.

[Andrew Santino]

And you identify as a meat salt.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought, yeah, yeah. I'm your new sub.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't think we can make this movie? He's your brand new sub sandwich. That is.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And his balls are. His hands. His balls are in his hand. He's like, remember, test tomorrow. Well, I hope this guy. Yeah, I hope this guy comes back.

[Alex]

But the main professor, he's also really hot. He's brown and his name is Professor.

[Bobby Lee]

When you say brown, how brown?

[Alex]

Like brown. Brown.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Like poo.

[Alex]

Yeah. Close to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I didn't.

[Alex]

Long beard.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you know what that means?

[Alex]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

He's a long face.

[Andrew Santino]

I think you're in love with just all your professors.

[Alex]

I like older.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. This is a youth. This is just because you like. It doesn't even matter who they are. You just like the idea that someone who's knowledgeable and really smart. Really smart and.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you like bright guys.

[Andrew Santino]

Bright guys?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

But aren't you still dating that guy? Yeah.

[Alex]

And he's really smart.

[Andrew Santino]

He is smart.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a sweetheart.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you. Do you tell him about the crush on the professor?

[Alex]

And he's like, go talk to them. He encourages me.

[Andrew Santino]

So he's cooking. Would he cock.

[Alex]

I don't know. But he says like, go talk to them.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a real sweetheart, that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

I really like promotional of her of getting with a new guy. It sounds like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, one time he just waited out here for hours to pick you up. Yeah. I've seen him wait for six hours for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What a guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Alex]

Yeah. One time I was hanging out with my friends and he picked me up and then dropped me off with my friends and he just waited for me to be done.

[Bobby Lee]

How long?

[Alex]

Like four hours.

[Andrew Santino]

He just waited in the car?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a serial killer.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, dude. No, and I'm going to defend him.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm teasing.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but that's what's lost with us new men is what everyone in this room is. That kind of chivalry.

[Andrew Santino]

My father would have never waited in a car for four hours for my mom. What are you talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's. She. He lost it too then.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it didn't exist. This is a We. This is unusual. Nobody waits in a car for four.

[Bobby Lee]

Hours while they're hanging in the 1700s. No, guy was in a horse.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he took. He took a walk, but he still.

[Bobby Lee]

Went around the neighborhood.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll be back to get you later. Oh, I go fuck off to the bar, and then he come back.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what you would do.

[Bobby Lee]

He would go to a bar, maybe.

[Alex]

Yeah, he went to, like, eat.

[Bobby Lee]

I bet you. I bet you know. I know where he went. I bet he got a boba place. No, he loves that. He loves that.

[Andrew Santino]

But I. I bet you he went and got the food, but came back just in case you wanted to leave early. Ate it in his car, I think. Yeah. He doesn't even eat in the restaurant. Yeah, but he love. All this is. Is he loves you.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I ask.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm teasing. Because I'm sure he's sweet, but he loves you, that's all.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I ask a real question?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that's. What will I. Would I ever be able to meet a woman where I'm willing to do that? No, I think there is somebody out there that I'm willing to do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're late to this show. You think you're gonna wait for a girl for 5 hours? Time for you is not that thing.

[Alex]

You did that with Atikalai. You drove to Long Beach.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. And not only that. At one time, I drove all. Here's the worst. I did for her.

[Andrew Santino]

Best.

[Bobby Lee]

You did the best? I mean. Yeah, it was the worst. Okay. And you're not gonna believe this. And this is truth and what. Okay. They call me and they go, can you get us Coachella tickets? Right. Remember that?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So then I had. And I go, I'm not going. So I had to pay so much.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They're expensive as.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but through caa.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you got them from the agent.

[Bobby Lee]

So I got backstage, I got vip, I got the whole thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Vip.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I spent thousands of dollars. I know. I know, exactly right. And you didn't even to the day of Coachella. I get woken up, I thought they were leaving. And Clyde goes, there's a problem. I go, what? You have to be there to pick up the tickets that will call.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop, because I'm gonna get pissed off. You drove the Coachella and then drove back hours in the desert and drove.

[Bobby Lee]

And also it's Coachella.

[Andrew Santino]

So there's traffic the whole way.

[Bobby Lee]

The whole way. Right, Both ways. That had to get out of the car, wait in line.

[Andrew Santino]

Nope.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe get their Tickets. And I go, have fun, ladies.

[Andrew Santino]

You drove 144 miles just to get them a ticket to come right back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How long is that? 100 in LA?

[Andrew Santino]

Two and a half hours exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

They're about five hours drive now. And ladies, if you're listening to me right now, that's what I'm willing to do.

[Andrew Santino]

Used to. Used to.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I would do it.

[Andrew Santino]

You'll do that now?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I would never in a million years.

[Bobby Lee]

You would.

[Andrew Santino]

I think if my wife was like, hey, you need to be there for the tickets. I'll go, don't I?

[Bobby Lee]

No, you would do it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Because.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I'd say, you know what? I'll drive you to Hollywood Park. You can go watch the horses race.

[Bobby Lee]

No, the alternate. If you went out of your way, you spent all this money. It's also. Beyonce was playing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all, you know. I mean, you. You would do it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I mean, you went, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Who went? Who went? Yeah, right. And you all had a good time, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Did you spend a dime? You spend a dime. Did you. Yeah. Me here.

[Andrew Santino]

I would have, right? I would have.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's the kind of. You should remember.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Anyway, log it in.

[Bobby Lee]

So what I'm saying is that I'm willing to do it to go that extra yard.

[Andrew Santino]

I would do.

[Bobby Lee]

I think you would do it.

[Andrew Santino]

I would do it, but I would make. Here, here's the thing.

[Bobby Lee]

I made a stink. Trust me. I complained the whole time.

[Andrew Santino]

Big stick. I'm thinking, I'm stinking. The windows have to be down. I'm thinking I'm sticking the whole ride. And I do this thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I do this thing where I get real quiet, you know? And then we pull into a gas station.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you ask me, you know, you're. You're, you're. You're my wife or whatever, and you ask me, what am I getting inside, Right. Oh, yeah, right here.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you stopping? What are you gonna get inside.

[Andrew Santino]

Then walk inside? Just. That was so a little nasal breath. Walk inside.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on. You gotta do it again. Holy shit. That was such good.

[Andrew Santino]

But that's. That's the stink I pull.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. If I'm driving, you would do a inner sigh, right. And not even that.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't even need it. That's it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's it.

[Andrew Santino]

But see, I would have gone their casino out there. You know, I like. I like to play little cards. I would have stopped by a casino. Yeah, I would have stopped by a casino.

[Bobby Lee]

Or you would have Done one of your moves.

[Andrew Santino]

Golf.

[Bobby Lee]

No, like you did on the tour when you got all mad.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you went, I'm gonna go to a bar during the day and drink myself to death.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I didn't die.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but you did that, remember.

[Andrew Santino]

When you were mad was Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. All right.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that place.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, I bought half of the bar. They're dinners.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So what I'm saying is everyone was.

[Andrew Santino]

I was so fucking happy when I got there. And away from you guys, that literally every, like, young couple at the bar, I was like, what are they having a whole thing? I bought everyone's.

[Bobby Lee]

A long time. No, it seems like a long time ago.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it was almost a year.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

No, over a year. What the.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't feel like that, does it?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I mean, what I'm saying is I'm willing to. I want to meet somebody that I'm at least willing to do that for.

[Andrew Santino]

I think you will, but I do think the problem is you're quite known.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, then I would imagine it's hard being as famous as you are, meeting a girl who doesn't expect stuff from you.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, I love that one. We have the merch competition from the fans. We got a bunch of submissions. Yeah, we have 15 here.

[Andrew Santino]

15 of the top ones you guys picked.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, let's see.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let's. Let's go to the first one.

[Andrew Santino]

Satchel Fry Burger.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that one.

[Andrew Santino]

So Hitler loved him, too. This is. Come here, Fryberger.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think of that one?

[Alex]

This is cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because she's in the middle.

[Alex]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, I like creepy.

[Andrew Santino]

I like that. It was. Looks like it was done on school paper. On.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's pretty cool looking.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the name of that stuff? Why can't I say?

[Bobby Lee]

I got Notebook.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but what is it called? The Paper Notebook.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's move on. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I mean? But you know what I'm talking about. There's a.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we don't. Let's move on.

[Andrew Santino]

The boys nodded. I do like that one. This one I like, too. That's cool. That's Gavin Reyes. Shout out to him. Is that imitating?

[Bobby Lee]

Is this is a Halloween. Halloween themed. No, no. Oh, no.

[Andrew Santino]

What? Some of them kind of ended up being Halloween themed because of the time of the year.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but this. This. Is that imitating a certain kind of art. Is that the. We're on the bottoms of Turtle Island. I Imagine.

[Bobby Lee]

I love. Wait, wait, zoom in on my arm there.

[Andrew Santino]

You got a MAD tv. He's got your tattoo.

[Bobby Lee]

He put the MAD TV tattoo on there. And the comedy.

[Andrew Santino]

And Steve Sane. And Steve.

[Bobby Lee]

And Steve. That's incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

And he has the one in your right arm and you can barely see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's incredible detail. I really like that a lot. Okay, let's go.

[Andrew Santino]

Next one. Stephen Lee McLaughlin.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, zoom in. Yeah, you look like George W. Bush there.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on over here, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Zoom in, please.

[Bobby Lee]

So what's that on his other arm?

[Andrew Santino]

A tumor? I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I know what it is. I'm your underdeveloped Siamese twin.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God, that's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

I do like my teeth. Those are pretty accurate. Yeah, I like that a lot. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

I really like that.

[Andrew Santino]

That is really. That kind of pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

That was what my teeth look like. Really good.

[Andrew Santino]

All jagged. Pablo Serrano. So that was. Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. I like that one. That's cute.

[Andrew Santino]

That is so cute.

[Bobby Lee]

That one on the top right is really good. I think that right now is.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a top runner up runner. Let's see the next shirt. So he just put these on shirts. Oh, that's cool. They're like a rap shirts. Like street rap shirts. Yeah, that's cool. Thank you. Pablo Serrano.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty cool. And this is Omar Presentation.

[Andrew Santino]

Jomar Kabbalah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he's got a. Oh, that's got like a. Was it. Oh, Taco Cabana kind of vibe.

[Andrew Santino]

Taco Cabana, the restaurant. Is that what you're talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

Do the right thing. Almost.

[Andrew Santino]

He's talking about. Yeah, he's talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Spike Lee. Yeah. Do the right thing. Yeah, that's great. Thank you, Jomar.

[Bobby Lee]

That's cool. Go to the right.

[Andrew Santino]

This is Noel Hoffman.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa, this is weird.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I think you showed. One of you guys sent one.

[Bobby Lee]

Zoom. Zoom it in. Zoom it in.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, that's cute. That's pretty cute.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, it does look like a gay couple.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it does, but it's so cute.

[Andrew Santino]

This looks like a big bear in his little twink.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Malos amigos. Tito baby. Tita Randrew. Andres. This is Anna Pimentel. Pimentel.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so that one of them is Dumb and dumber. I know. The other one.

[Andrew Santino]

And the other one is Coco from Coco.

[Bobby Lee]

That's pretty cool.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, I cried so hard that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, before we go on side note. Oh, maybe we did talk about that. What penguin is riveting.

[Bobby Lee]

You saw the fourth one.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not there yet. I'm on the third.

[Bobby Lee]

The fourth one is going to make you.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to watch it when I get home tonight.

[Bobby Lee]

Amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm on. I'm done with three.

[Bobby Lee]

Four is going to blow your mind.

[Andrew Santino]

The whole thing is fantastic.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so fantastic.

[Andrew Santino]

But can I say something?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, go. Tell me.

[Andrew Santino]

This is going to annoy you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Four hours of makeup every day.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

You couldn't just get a fat guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Just, you know, how long.

[Andrew Santino]

Just get a fat, ugly guy. There's so many fat, ugly guys. Have you ever been to Van?

[Bobby Lee]

When I played John McCain. Right. What?

[Andrew Santino]

It's funny that. I mean, he was in the.

[Bobby Lee]

I played John McCain.

[Andrew Santino]

He was in the military. He tried to kill you people.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know. I'm doing this with my hands and my people fucked up his hand. Right? It was like, oh, yeah. 2. 2am Call time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Six hours of makeup and I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't shoot till 10. Imagine what he has to go through.

[Andrew Santino]

Colin Farrell. They showed the process on YouTube.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, let's go to the next one.

[Andrew Santino]

Shout out to him.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Joe K. That's. Yeah. Very pretty.

[Bobby Lee]

Cool, dude. Oh, I like this kind of stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, all right, let me tell you this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ian. Shake, shake.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love this.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Zoom in and what the dialogue is.

[Andrew Santino]

It says, I'm Bobby Mom. And say something.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I say something, Bobby Mom? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Honestly?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I think this art is so rad. Look on the shirt. If you go over to the shirt, the thing I thought would be cool is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If it was actually threaded. If these were, like, threaded. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, oh, my God. That'd be cool, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Doesn't that look.

[Bobby Lee]

I like that a lot. That is a. I like that a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Ayan, Ayan. Shake, shake. Come on, get a shake. Get us. Get us a way to say your name. Just put in phonetics next to it. I don't know how to say that. I'm sorry. But that's a cool one. I love you, Ian. Ayan. And this is Alex Villalobos.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's zoom in.

[Andrew Santino]

Los malos amigos.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I don't know what you're doing, but.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I love that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

[Andrew Santino]

You're ripping a heater on a horde. Look at the horses. Look tired.

[Bobby Lee]

They look tired.

[Andrew Santino]

We've been riding all day.

[Bobby Lee]

So good.

[Andrew Santino]

That is such a great art. I'd buy that right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Me too.

[Andrew Santino]

I got a bag of golf clubs. You got a heater.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, next one.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, I do want just a little note for Alex Villalobos. Make his horse a little smaller.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you. Yeah. Lindsay Walt. Oh, I love those ice cream bars.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are pretty cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, that's rad.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so creative.

[Andrew Santino]

That is, man.

[Bobby Lee]

I like that a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, the fans are.

[Bobby Lee]

They're the best.

[Andrew Santino]

They're unbelievable. So like talent. Lindsay Walt.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Shout out to her. And this is.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, this is so cool, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Dumb and dumber. Asha Keister.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but zoom in, zoom in so good. And the shirt. The shirt goes back in the back of the shirt. That. The hat.

[Andrew Santino]

That's rad.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so rad. Dude. That is so radical.

[Andrew Santino]

I like so much. Damn, dude, there's so much good stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Octavio Garcia. Bobby. Mom slept King. I love the Rock Em Sock em Robots. That's so dope.

[Bobby Lee]

God. Next one.

[Andrew Santino]

Creon chicken head.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude. Bobby, zoom in.

[Andrew Santino]

This is. You know what, dude? This is great, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

This is what my life. I want my life to be. That's what I want my life to be. With you.

[Andrew Santino]

And you're wearing your beautiful birthday chain.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, what are you wearing?

[Andrew Santino]

What? You dressed me up this morning.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Dude, that is so cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I tell you something? I would love to get a bad friend's choker. That is such a funny piece of clothing. That's rad. Giovanni Zanette.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

And this is a merging of us.

[Bobby Lee]

It's art.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. That's wild.

[Bobby Lee]

It's art.

[Andrew Santino]

That is pure art.

[Bobby Lee]

Like Andy Warhol.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that's so sick. I'd love to frame that on the right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Art.

[Andrew Santino]

You're gonna have to send us those five. Send us the pictures to our phone.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are so good. We have to look at them again.

[Andrew Santino]

Rudy, you get. You have to vote for us too.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Andrew Santino]

It's Dragon Ball Z.

[Bobby Lee]

Just one more. Yeah, I like that one a lot too. That's cool. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Although.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They made you a little too big.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Maybe you should be a little small. Yeah, maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you're more fragile. You're more tiny.

[Bobby Lee]

Who.