Nasa Poops In Space

Summary

Bad Friends Podcast – “Nasa Poops In Space”

Host: Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee
Date: July 13, 2026
Episode Theme:
The boys return with their signature chaotic storytelling, dissecting recent personal mishaps (chiefly Bobby bailing on a Utah show taping due to a dubious “air bubble” plane delay), riffing on current events, reviewing bizarre movies, tackling culture clashes (from driving stereotypes to spa etiquette), and spiraling into hilarious, often self-roasting discussions on masculinity, race, and American bravado. The tone remains relentless, unscripted, and teasing, with real affection beneath the ribbing.

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1. Overview & Main Theme

This episode is a classic “Bad Friends” slice-of-life: Santino confronts Bobby on his lack of work ethic after Bobby skips a Utah trip, triggering a blame-and-deflect fest. The group then pivots to wild pop culture detours—Netflix documentaries, gross-out sports, housing dilemmas, immigration-by-sewage, and male body myths—wrapping up with their usual banter on patriotism and cultural stereotypes.

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2. Key Discussion Points & Insights

A. Utah Trip Fiasco & Bobby’s “Airport Logic”

(00:18 – 13:34)

• The Setup: Andrew expresses frustration over Bobby skipping out on their Utah commitment due to a “plane issue;” Bobby insists he tried but found every reason not to wait.
• Bobby's “watcher” theory: Claims he's genetically predisposed to being a night owl, not an early riser (“I'm a watcher…I'm genetically made up to be that guy.” – Bobby, 05:22).
• Bobby details falling asleep on the plane, being woken up and told of “an air bubble in the engine.” He bails, only for the flight to take off later—a fact Santino rubs in.
• Bobby admits: “I take every out.” (09:52)
• Santino: “You’re just bragging about the rewards you get for doing less work.” (10:10)
• Intense teasing from Santino about commitment: “Because we made a commitment and I was going to do it.” (13:33)

B. Carlos, Partying, and “Management”

(14:13 – 16:43)

• Carlos inadvertently encourages Bobby to skip Utah (“Go home” – Carlos, 15:03), then gets grilled for forgetting the next morning due to partying at a Fish cover band (“I like Molly.” – Carlos, 16:28).
• The guys debate memory and adult responsibilities, with Santino poking fun at the lack of staff reliability.

C. Netflix, Movies & Wild Documentaries

(16:50 – 20:02)

• Review of “Maternal Instinct” (Netflix doc): Andrew describes it as a mind-blowing web of deceit (“You’ve never seen someone layer something to this degree. It’s going to blow your mind.” – Andrew, 17:23).
• Bobby attempts to guess the plot, gets wildly off-base, but both agree: don’t watch this before bed.

D. “Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins” – Sports Satire Segment

(20:18 – 23:45)

• Andrew launches a parody sports update about fictional golfer “Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins,” seeking his career Grand Slam.
• Swagger, visors, comebacks, and motivational nonsense, with Bobby joining in on the theatrics: “I feel so much more confident than I ever have been or will be. I believe in the lawn.” (21:36)
• All a buildup to a faux Netflix tease (“The Hawk premieres July 16th…” – Andrew, 23:12).

E. Black Widows, Buffets & Bizarre Cinema

(25:59 – 29:43)

• Santino recounts finding five black widows under his outdoor chairs, hilariously likening it to the Jackson 5 (26:27).
• Movie review detour on “Buffet Infinity”/“Burger Infinity,” a Canadian indie composed entirely of fake commercials—drives Bobby insane (“I couldn’t sleep for two days after watching it,” – Bobby, 27:44), and spawns a debate on avant-garde film.

F. Crowd Segues: New Jeans & Parking Lot Outrage

(30:56 – 33:18)

• Bobby boasts about his new Japanese salvage denim (“I got some new salvage Japanese denim. Thought it was a little surprise for myself…” – Bobby, 30:58), prompting debate about jean stiffening rituals and sharing pants.
• The group vents about LA's new parking lot fees at hiking trails, mutual nostalgia for “free” LA.

G. Relocating: Hawaii, Nashville, and Identity

(33:44 – 38:36)

• The classic can-we-leave-LA debate: Hawaii is “out” for cost; Nashville emerges as a possibility, with Bobby Googling if there’s a Korean enclave (Spoiler: ~2,500, “That’s not what I need. I need a thousand.”— Bobby, 38:29).

H. Spa Etiquette and Cultural Clashes

(39:05 – 41:10)

• Bobby’s new complaint: white guys at Korean spas never close the steam room door (“I counted…they all purposely left it open.” – Bobby, 39:23).
• Spirals into a comparison with Russian and white-only spaces, and a teasing examination of racial typecasting.

I. Driving Stereotypes: Debates and Defenses

(41:45 – 50:31)

• Bobby and Carlos spar over “bad Asian driver” tropes—Carlos claims confirmation bias, Bobby runs through his own lax traffic ethics (“Stop lights… are Suggest suggestion.” – Bobby, 47:19).
• Santino: “Just don’t drive it. Yeah, you can build the car, just don’t drive it.” (50:25)
• Plenty of self-deprecation and referencing of memes and stereotypes.

J. Spa Measurements & “Confirmation Bias”

(50:48 – 53:15)

• Bobby brags about his expertise in “the male naked body” from spa visits, pushing back on the “button penis” Asian stereotype, and comparing male endowment across races.
• “But I’ve seen a lot of Asian dudes are carrying a living heavy load.” (51:55)

K. Reality TV Wonders

(53:28 – 55:34)

• They discover “Little Singles,” a reality dating show featuring little people, as well as fantasize about “Sex on the Spectrum.”
• Riffs on accessibility, dating pool size, and TV exploitation ethics.

L. World Cup, Sports Fandom, and Nationalism

(55:37 – 62:14)

• Is Team USA a contender? Bobby runs through why Brazil, Spain, France are better bets (“France has Mbappé, they have Dembélé… their bench is a World Cup team.” – Bobby, 56:14).
• Passionate (and self-aware) takes on American sports chants (“If I’m…in front of my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go, I own a home… it feels like bragging.” – Bobby, 59:45)
• Korean fan chants, and improvising a new one.

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3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bobby’s Out Philosophy:
  “I take every out.” — Bobby Lee (09:52)

• On Reliability:
  “I’m doing podcasts without you because I can’t rely on you anymore.” — Andrew Santino (04:27)

• On Genetic Night Owls:
  “Can I just finish what I’m saying?… We’re called the watchers.” — Bobby Lee (05:06)

• On Commitment:
  “Because we made a commitment and I was going to do it.” — Andrew Santino (13:33)

• Buffet Infinity film:
  “It’s a little disturbing.” — Bobby Lee (29:43)

• Spa Stereotype:
  “I counted… they all purposely left it open and I had to get up, close it with you.” — Bobby Lee (39:23)
  “Just don’t drive it. Yeah, you can build the car, just don’t drive it.” — Andrew Santino (50:25)

• Race & Masculinity:
  “But I’ve seen a lot of Asian dudes are carrying a living heavy load.” — Bobby Lee (51:55)
  “Imagine being a black guy with a small penis.” — Andrew Santino (52:18)

• On American Chanting:
  “If I’m…in front of my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go, I own a home… it feels like bragging.” — Bobby Lee (59:45)

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4. Important Segment Timestamps

• Utah Flight Fiasco & Bobby’s Excuses: 00:18 – 13:34
• Carlos’ Partying & Bailing: 14:13 – 16:43
• Unpacking “Maternal Instinct”: 16:50 – 20:02
• Lonnie the Hawk Satire: 20:18 – 23:45
• Black Widows/Buffet Infinity Film: 25:59 – 29:43
• New Denim & LA Complaints: 30:56 – 33:18
• Leaving LA/Hawaii/Nashville: 33:44 – 38:36
• Korean Spa Etiquette: 39:05 – 41:10
• Driving Stereotypes: 41:45 – 50:31
• Spa Body Myths: 50:48 – 53:15
• Little Singles/“Spectrum” TV: 53:28 – 55:34
• World Cup & Patriotism: 55:37 – 62:14

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5. Episode Flow/Tone

The energy whipsaws between playful bickering, crass humor, inside references, and honest (if sometimes misinformed) cultural critique. No topic is sacred, with the group often catching themselves before going “too far”—then going a little farther anyway. It’s a mix of pointed teasing, absurd scenarios, and loose, pop-cultural commentary, all rooted in decades-long friendship.

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Useful For:
Fans who missed the episode will catch up on the entire brawl around Bobby’s Utah “failure,” discover off-the-wall film and documentary recommendations, get the lowdown on LA life gripes, and hear the hosts’ takes on everything from spa etiquette to World Cup odds—all with the irreverent, affectionate humor unique to “Bad Friends.”

Transcript

[Andrew Santino]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends. I'm. I'm coming in with the positive light like I always do in every social situation. It's pure light, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

Pure light.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, let's hash something out then.

[Bobby Lee]

I have hashes with you.

[Andrew Santino]

You got a hash with me? Yeah, yeah, I got a pretty big hash with you.

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't hash with him. And can I just preemptively say what your hash is, what I think it's going to be? Because I'd like to do that.

[Carlos]

Can I do that to you then?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, preemptively hash.

[Bobby Lee]

You preemptively hash and then I'll do it and then you do it. But I think it goes in that order.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Because I feel completely connected with you guys and in harmony with you guys. Me and Andre has hugged when I walked in here. I feel like we're.

[Andrew Santino]

That sounds like a guilty person. Yeah, we're fully.

[Bobby Lee]

We're fully. We're fully connected. You know what I mean? So go ahead, preemptively hash.

[Carlos]

This is because you called me.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, that's not.

[Carlos]

No. On Saturday night. And I got. You said, oh, like time is bad, friends. And I said, oh, you're back from Utah already? And you said, I never left.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so can we do now? We're doing a Pulp Fiction. We're doing a Pulp Fiction right now.

[Andrew Santino]

We're jumping around a little.

[Bobby Lee]

We're jumping around. So let me.

[Andrew Santino]

But by the way, the story will make sense at the end.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it will make sense. Sense.

[Andrew Santino]

It will.

[Bobby Lee]

That's very good. All right, so this is very popular. Fictiony. Yeah. All right, so here's my side of the story. Okay. Andrew and I were supposed to fly to Utah.

[Andrew Santino]

Andrew did fly to Utah.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. From a different city, though.

[Andrew Santino]

I left from Seattle, Washington, for my niece's graduation. Enjoying time. Oh, who cares? Just because you barely made it out of high school.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Some people. It's important.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

High school, it's big.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

She's already in.

[Bobby Lee]

They did the hat thing. They throw.

[Andrew Santino]

Woo.

[Bobby Lee]

We're not going to get jobs.

[Andrew Santino]

Society's over. She's smart. She'll get a job.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

She'll get a job. I left my niece's graduation.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God.

[Andrew Santino]

In Seattle. And I flew direct leaving my family. I flew direct down to Salt Lake City.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see the. Did you.

[Andrew Santino]

So I get a call from Carlos. Hey, man, Bob's Flight's delayed.

[Bobby Lee]

I said, delayed.

[Andrew Santino]

I said, okay, Delays happen all the time. He doesn't want to wait.

[Bobby Lee]

It's my time.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't want to wait, man. I call him this guy, dude. They said that there's air in the engine. An air bubble in the engine. Whatever telephone game got played with the mechanics of the failure is fine. And I said, okay, we'll just wait it out. And he goes, no. They said, they're probably not going to take off, man. It's not. And I was like, well, what? Come on. I mean, like, is there another flight? I don't want to go to lax. I said, all right, but there's got to be another.

[Bobby Lee]

You would go to LAX from Burbank. That's an hour drive.

[Andrew Santino]

So what?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not even driving. You're in a car.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

So. So. So on top of that. So I said, fine, I understand. Not going to lax. That's fine. That's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

You would never do that. No, I would never do that.

[Andrew Santino]

For this. For this show.

[Bobby Lee]

I wouldn't.

[Andrew Santino]

They both.

[Carlos]

Burbank flight.

[Andrew Santino]

There was a Burbank flight. Anyway, so here's my other point. Not only did that plane take off, the flight after it also took off. You know how I know that? Because one of the guys on the shoot took that flight. So you stink. And I said to Carlos, hey, man, they said that that other flight is going to take off because I called. And then. And then he goes. Carlos goes, here, the other side of the story. And then Carlos goes, he's already at home. And I said, where are you? And you go, I had to leave, man. And he even lied on the phone and said, I'm going to wait a couple hours. I'll wait, I'll wait. He didn't even wait one hour. So go. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead and play a case.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I wake up at 6:30 and don't go, boohoo.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, boohoo.

[Bobby Lee]

I just said not to boohoo it.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't tempt me with the boohoo.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

6:30, I guess. What, I'm waking up tomorrow at 4 to go to New York. Exactly. I'm not complaining about it. It happens. You know what adults do?

[Bobby Lee]

They get choose to do that.

[Andrew Santino]

I choose to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This morning.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You choose to get up this early and to go to New York? What are you going to New York for?

[Andrew Santino]

I have to do press for our show. I'm doing podcasts without you because I can't Rely on you anymore.

[Carlos]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

My side of the story.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I get up early, I drive, I get to the Burbank Airport.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

I check in.

[Andrew Santino]

The early part is meaningless, by the way. You're 55. It's a flight, you have to take it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay, can I just say something? Back in the Nomad times, okay, there weren't planes. Can I just finish what I'm saying? You had your opportunity.

[Andrew Santino]

You've seen Congress. They interrupt all the time. All right, but yield it, then. Try to yield your time.

[Bobby Lee]

So a group of people would not sleep at the same time. Right. People are genetically to sleep later. Right. And we're called the watchers.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. I'm telling you, you know, I'm a watcher.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't watch shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, but in a clan and in a tribal situation, out in the wilderness. What?

[Carlos]

Not humans. You're talking about dogs.

[Andrew Santino]

If someone wanted to watch for everyone at night.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You wouldn't be the one.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I'm genetically made up to be that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, this one's worth.

[Bobby Lee]

We would be dead.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not saying that. I'm not arguing that point, that we would definitely be dead.

[Andrew Santino]

But.

[Bobby Lee]

But that's what I'm genetically engineered to do, is stay up late at night and to watch. I wouldn't watch. We'd all die from the wolves. I get it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so what I'm saying is that this 6:30 call time, right. Is genetically and biologically different for me because I'm a night owl.

[Andrew Santino]

You should be up already.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I know. That's when I sleep. Okay, so now I have no sleep. Okay, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

So you get there with no sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

I get there with no sleep. Right. And I get to the checkpoint, right? And then I.

[Andrew Santino]

Six people max, at Burbank.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's 15. All right, so don't, don't, don't do that. All right. Doesn't have pre check, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Loser.

[Bobby Lee]

I go to my gate, they call my number, which is number one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I get on the plane, right? I strap in.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I put my headphones in, I take my pillow, and I fell asleep.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I open my eyes, and there's no one on the plane. So now I'm. I'm in a fever dream, okay. They had evacuated the flight, and I'm the last one. And they go, sir, you didn't get that. What's going on? Right. Petrified.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

And I go, what is going on? They go, there's an Air bubble in the engine. That's what they said to me.

[Andrew Santino]

I believe it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not an engineer. I don't know anything about it.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know either, but I imagine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Don't Google it, ok. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

But it would happen to you.

[Bobby Lee]

It happened.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what everyone I know said. This would happen to Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. So I as. I'm the last guy off the plane and I see the line, right, for the front desk, and it's everyone in the plane.

[Andrew Santino]

What does that matter?

[Bobby Lee]

Because they're all trying to. Because they all have, like, you know, I mean, connections and stuff like that.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that. So I go up to the lady, right? There's another lady off to the side.

[Andrew Santino]

And I go, side lady?

[Bobby Lee]

There's always a side lady.

[Andrew Santino]

There's always a side lady.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I said, what's going on? Well, there's some engine problems. And I go, how long will it take? We don't know. Probably an hour or two, right? And I go, okay, get a snack. I sat down.

[Andrew Santino]

You did.

[Bobby Lee]

I called Carlos. I call people around me, right? And then about 20 minutes later, I walk back up to the lady and I go. I go, what are the odds of this taking off? She goes, probably not good. That's what she told me.

[Andrew Santino]

The woman that works at the front desk, does she have speaking on planes?

[Bobby Lee]

Can I say that? Well, you know, I'm not gonna get to the tarmac. Go to the fucking people that are working on the planning.

[Andrew Santino]

You should.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Joe.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know me. I don't even know how I got here.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, I saw how you got down. Don't worry about it.

[Carlos]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just getting this air bubble out of the engine.

[Carlos]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How long is this gonna take?

[Andrew Santino]

This, maybe an hour or two. Go get a snack.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that, but is there a possibility that it might not take off?

[Andrew Santino]

Possibility we'll all die today. Go get a. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like that possibility.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, me neither, but is your buddy already in Salt Lake doing the pod without.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he flew off from Washington.

[Andrew Santino]

Man. I can't believe he flew.

[Bobby Lee]

Flew out from Washington.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you ought to go home and get some more rest. All right, you lazy.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So then I go back.

[Andrew Santino]

Air bubble out.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm sitting there and I'm going, okay, so the probability, right? And then in my. My assumption with that line is everyone's trying to get onto that 1230 flight.

[Andrew Santino]

You already have a ticket. Your ticket's already Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Your ticket's already good for a flight. They remove you from a flight, your ticket's still good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

But also doesn't deactivate your ticket.

[Bobby Lee]

Could this possibly happen? Okay. Could this possibly happen?

[Andrew Santino]

What could have possibly happened was you waited, got a snack and a coffee, took a rest or whatever. Somebody could have woken you up. Carlos should have gone to the airport with you. That's what he even admitted. He goes, I should have just held his hand. You know, which is not your fault. But then you should have just waited.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never been on a plane before. I know how it all works.

[Andrew Santino]

You fell asleep and everybody got off, so it doesn't sound like you know what the fuck is going on. And then you left without the even giving it a chance.

[Bobby Lee]

I gave it a chance. I asked. 20 years. I'm all about probabilities.

[Andrew Santino]

That woman doesn't know yet.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Obviously she's just telling you stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

What? You're like the Moneyball.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You're a big Moneyball guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a Moneyball guy.

[Andrew Santino]

So anyway, you fail early, you go home.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I don't feel early.

[Andrew Santino]

You wanted a reason to go home. Just admit it. So I will not admit that the air bubble was like. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I went to the airport. My full intention was to go to Utah.

[Andrew Santino]

But once you got an out, you saw it and you ran, Right?

[Bobby Lee]

I take every out.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Give me a better plane bubble. This plane.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, okay, all right.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that plane still made it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And you were at home.

[Bobby Lee]

I was asleep.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. In my comfy bed.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

King size, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

What does that mean anything? What is that? You get very comfortable. You're just bragging about the rewards you get for doing less work. That's it, folks. You can do less.

[Bobby Lee]

And you still, when you advertise for mattresses on a podcast, sometimes they give you a free king size bath.

[Andrew Santino]

They sure do.

[Carlos]

Green match.

[Andrew Santino]

Avocado Green.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Avocado Green mattresses. The best mattresses in the world made out of bamboo sticks and whatnot. Okay. What I'm saying to you is that you bailed. I try.

[Andrew Santino]

And you should have just said sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm not gonna say sorry. I refuse to say.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, I know. I know. Because you don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

I do care.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't want to do it anyway.

[Bobby Lee]

I was at the airport. I was on the flight. What are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

But once you.

[Bobby Lee]

But I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Delayed. Oh, you don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't. Wait.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna see Disclosure Day Wednesday. Okay. I know the bad reviews. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I haven't heard anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But if I wait in line, I will not. That's just the way I do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't like lines. I don't like waiting around. I don't like probabilities. There's probably a chance it's not going to take off. They're going to spend three hours at the airport for nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the difference? But it is for something because I went out of my way to make sure that I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Because your plane took off on time.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't matter. I would have waited.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think you would have. I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

These guys would. I have waited at the fucking airport to go then.

[Bobby Lee]

I would.

[Andrew Santino]

I've waited.

[Bobby Lee]

Of course I would have asked Melanie.

[Andrew Santino]

I would have waited all fucking day.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Andrew Santino]

Because we made a commitment and I

[Bobby Lee]

was going to do it. If you're going to raise your voice, I'm going to. I asked.

[Andrew Santino]

Do it.

[Bobby Lee]

I asked Melanie about the G s.

[Andrew Santino]

Melanie had the fucking date. Wrong. Your assistant didn't even have the right date.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how we do it in my company.

[Andrew Santino]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

I mean, they don't have JSX slc.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I discovered that through exploring, so I did some exploring as well.

[Andrew Santino]

There were another flight. Yeah. Same airline. Same airline.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So the next flight was. So I'd gotten there at 7:30. The next flight was at 12:30. Okay. So what you're telling me is. And I. And I assume. And you know, when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. We know that term. Right. But I made an assumption saying. Thought that that line to the front desk is so fucking long. They're all trying to get onto that 1230 flight because of the air bubble situation here. Right. There's no way I'm going to get on that flight. That's a first class ticket. Yeah. Here's another thing I was going to ask you is, is there a possibility. Because this has happened to me before, me having a first class ticket. Right. The flight being canceled. I have to get on another flight. Right. And then I don't have first class anymore.

[Carlos]

I think there.

[Bobby Lee]

So my point is, is that there's that probability as well.

[Andrew Santino]

What does that matter?

[Bobby Lee]

I wouldn't. I won't fly.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't fly first class from Seattle.

[Bobby Lee]

That's your rules.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Not a rule. It's just a thing I'm willing to do for the show. It's a thing I'm willing to do to make sure that these things happen because we've done so much for the show. Well, I'm going to New York and guess what?

[Carlos]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

As long as it takes off in time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And there's no air bubbles.

[Andrew Santino]

You might. You might be doing one or two of those alone.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, we'll see. You know what? I'm willing to do many alone.

[Andrew Santino]

Do it. I will. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I will. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And what I'm going to say to you is go ahead and say you're never ever going to get an apology from me.

[Bobby Lee]

That's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Over Utah. And I'll tell you this. That's in your face. I run the business side of this.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand.

[Andrew Santino]

I will make sure that we. You over.

[Carlos]

Got real.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to pay you in Chinese yen.

[Carlos]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. That's how they're getting that oil money from Iran. And I, I. Oh, just Asians. What?

[Andrew Santino]

Moving on. Because nobody cares about this fest of us anyway. Go. Watch me on Impulsive on a more fun note.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I just. It's not done because you and I are done. I know you and I are done. But I still have this.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, him.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Let me tell you what happened.

[Andrew Santino]

Alive.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna tell you what happened with him. Right.

[Carlos]

Call me so.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, just stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Andrew Santino]

Now I feel good again.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel good. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Washed away.

[Bobby Lee]

Salt waste is behind us.

[Andrew Santino]

It's way back there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's way, way back.

[Andrew Santino]

Salt waste is the name.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so all morning, right. Carlos and I are talking at the Burbank Airport.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Probably. You can look at my phone. Probably 12 calls. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He told me talk to back and forth.

[Bobby Lee]

And then at the end I'm like, I'm going home. And then you say, go home. Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

You had to talk to him like, like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, yeah, just go home. First of all, he's like, andrew should

[Andrew Santino]

have been brought up at the very beginning.

[Bobby Lee]

He goes, andrew can do it on his own. I did not say I believe you did.

[Carlos]

I didn't say that.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you tell him to go home?

[Carlos]

I said, go home.

[Andrew Santino]

Then I believed what he just said, Andrew.

[Carlos]

That's how a parent talks to a kid when they.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, is he just interjecting information that wasn't really there? Because you did admit that you said, go home.

[Carlos]

I said, go home.

[Andrew Santino]

What did you say after go home?

[Carlos]

We probably hung up after that.

[Bobby Lee]

No. No, you didn't. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Go home.

[Bobby Lee]

Hung up. No, that's not what happened. That's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Go home. Beep.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way. No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Like an agent from the 90s. They don't want you. Go home.

[Bobby Lee]

So then. And then back, I'm at home. I called them. I feel kind of weird. I'm home.

[Carlos]

He's like, putting this all on me now.

[Andrew Santino]

So then he said, don't feel weird. Andrew can do it alone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And also take a good rest. Which I did. And thank you for that advice. I did. Right, right, right. So here's.

[Andrew Santino]

I knew it, dude.

[Carlos]

All right. No way.

[Andrew Santino]

I knew it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So he knows now that I'm not in Utah.

[Andrew Santino]

Annoying.

[Bobby Lee]

I call him Saturday night. I call him Saturday night, right?

[Carlos]

12 hours later.

[Bobby Lee]

12 hours later. And I go, what are you doing? I just hear music and, like, partying. Women going, yeah. Just, you know. I mean, he said, let me get out of here real quick, man. I'm in the Troubadour, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

So I can see him walk out. The noise get less and less, right? He goes, did you make it back from Utah?

[Andrew Santino]

You doing drugs?

[Bobby Lee]

That's why I asked, are you on drugs? No, no, I just. I forgot, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you do drugs at the Troubadour?

[Carlos]

Of course. I didn't expect my boss to call me late at night.

[Andrew Santino]

Who'd you go see?

[Carlos]

It was like a fish cover band for a friend's birthday.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't even like fish.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Fish cover band.

[Carlos]

Yeah, but I like Molly.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

So Carlos just. And I asked him, are you on drug?

[Andrew Santino]

He goes, no, we gotta fire everybody from this.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know. It's ridiculous. How did you not remember the episode of the morning?

[Carlos]

Because to me, it was like a different dreamland.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're in different.

[Andrew Santino]

You start an episode, and on a plane, you fall asleep. You wake up. He forgot which episode he was on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So last night, late at night, you want to watch. You want to watch something that you shouldn't watch in the evening. Maternal Instinct.

[Carlos]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a movie.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's a documentary. Mother's Instinct. I'm sorry, is that what it's called? On Netflix? Dude, it's atrocious.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I want to watch it.

[Andrew Santino]

This fucking chick.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to watch Maternal Instinct. I was right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I want to watch it.

[Andrew Santino]

This girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, don't tell me.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not going to say anything about it all. I'll Say is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In the history of these kind of fucked up, wild scenarios.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You've never seen someone layer something to this degree. It's going to blow your mind. Some people at home have already heard the story, and it's cruising on Netflix, so everyone's watching it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, can I watch Widow's Bay and now this?

[Andrew Santino]

You got to watch both. But I will say don't watch this right before you go to bed.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Because the end of it is because

[Bobby Lee]

there was another documentary kind of like this before. That was a big sensation.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. That's her and her husband.

[Bobby Lee]

What was that one?

[Carlos]

Oh, the one with the girl crashed into the wall.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, crap.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, the girl. No, the mom that was catfishing is her mom. Her daughter.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What was that one called?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, dude, I. I don't want to say anything, but. God, do I want to say something.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you can't. But about maternal. What was that called? Yeah, that. Yeah, that documentary. What was that called?

[Carlos]

Number. The High School cap.

[Andrew Santino]

Unknown number.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did you see that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, dude. Yeah, that one. That woman. This woman is insane. They're still cool now, by the way. Like, it's like they're fine.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I know that those. That relationship is good in maternal instinct. Is. Is that what it's called?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that relationship fine?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, dude, when I say this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm trying to do it very politically, so I don't give anything away.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, don't. Don't.

[Andrew Santino]

The amount of people. Don't show photos because then it's going to give stuff away. The amount of people that this woman, like, fucked over, basically because of what she did.

[Bobby Lee]

Too much already.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like. It's like. Remember how. Remember when we first learned about Ponzi schemes and we saw what Madoff like, and how the tree kept going of, like. And this guy got. Because of this, this, this. And this person lost this. This, this, this. This chick.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I get it. It's.

[Carlos]

Can.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me. Can I raise? Can I guess what's about.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. A mother.

[Andrew Santino]

You're there. You're halfway there.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. A mother, Right. And she supposedly is a Christian.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. There was no religious intent in this at all.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but that's a hidden subtext.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they're in the South. Yeah, they're in the south, so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she creates. She says it's gold, but it's really. It's a cross and it's a necklace.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? She says it's real blood diamonds. Yeah. Yeah. And she she sells it to her whole family. I don't know what it's about. I think I'm already off.

[Andrew Santino]

I can. I can just tell you that it's one of the greatest webs any humans ever spun. And it ends tragically, obviously.

[Bobby Lee]

Through the picture, I see that she's in prison.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's actually not what that is.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what she dresses like.

[Andrew Santino]

No, she's being. This is her being investigated. This is her just being questioned.

[Bobby Lee]

So she dresses in all blue.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, when they arrested you, you're just in question. She's not in prison for this right now. For this, for this, for this.

[Bobby Lee]

But the clothing, though, that she's wearing, that's her own personal clothing.

[Andrew Santino]

Kids got great wardrobe, great style.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a pretty good model.

[Andrew Santino]

I like a lot of it's locked up chic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So it's going to take 30 years to get nanotechn. I mean, people are saying, like, AI is catching up. We're gonna have nanotechnology. And it's like, dude, it's gonna take.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello, Breaking sports news. This is big, Bobby. This is very, very, very big. Lonnie The Hawk Hawkins, 2004's number one golfer in the world, three time major champion, is attempting a comeback. He needs one more major to complete the grand slam. The grand slam?

[Bobby Lee]

Who are you talking about, dude? Lonnie. What?

[Andrew Santino]

Clearly, I'm talking about Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. The greatest.

[Bobby Lee]

The greatest of what?

[Andrew Santino]

Three majors? The visor, the hair. Come on, Bobby. The greatest golfer to ever pick up a club.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I don't know anything about.

[Andrew Santino]

Can he come back and do it again? Who knows?

[Bobby Lee]

Do what again?

[Andrew Santino]

Can he win? Will he win?

[Bobby Lee]

Who's Lon. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Lonnie the Hawk.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hawkins.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so who's.

[Andrew Santino]

He will win, okay?

[Bobby Lee]

He will. Can I ask some questions?

[Andrew Santino]

Will he win?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I hope so.

[Bobby Lee]

I hope so, too, that he'll win. But who is Lonnie Hawkins?

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe all the power is in the visor.

[Bobby Lee]

That visor.

[Andrew Santino]

This visor now, it looks pretty powerful,

[Bobby Lee]

dude, but I doubt. I doubt. I don't. What?

[Andrew Santino]

Put one on. I'm not gonna put one on.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God. Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

We look absurd. But we're champions now.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. I feel the power.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you feel the power of the Hawk?

[Bobby Lee]

I feel so much more confident than I ever have been or will be. I believe in the lawn.

[Andrew Santino]

You have to.

[Bobby Lee]

I do. Tell me more.

[Andrew Santino]

Bleach, blonde hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Bleach, blonde hair.

[Andrew Santino]

Colored shirts. The swagger. The ex wife who doesn't believe in you means nothing to Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Because he's the man. The comeback is real, and he's have

[Bobby Lee]

a comeback, and he's the man. And he's going to do it.

[Andrew Santino]

He must. He will. He can.

[Bobby Lee]

But he might not. He should. But he will.

[Andrew Santino]

He should.

[Bobby Lee]

He will. He definitely will. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you think Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins can actually complete the grand slam? He needs one more major. His body Robert says retire. His heart says no way. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna take this hat off now. I don't think he can.

[Andrew Santino]

Really.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. He will.

[Andrew Santino]

At his age.

[Bobby Lee]

He will.

[Andrew Santino]

At his age.

[Carlos]

He will.

[Bobby Lee]

At his age. He's a champion.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you win a major, Lonnie the Hawkins?

[Bobby Lee]

Hawkins.

[Andrew Santino]

Can he win a major at his age? His age is close to your age.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And you know what?

[Carlos]

My age.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, he can.

[Andrew Santino]

Is this is.

[Bobby Lee]

His bones are going to ache, his legs are going to creak, his mind's going to be disheveled. But at the end of the day, he's going to persevere. He's going to rise to the occasion because he's the Hawking of Lonnie All. Lonnie Hawkins.

[Andrew Santino]

He's the Hawk. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is this inspiring or delusional? Is Lonnie the Hawk inspiration delusional?

[Bobby Lee]

It's inspiring.

[Andrew Santino]

You must believe.

[Bobby Lee]

I believe.

[Andrew Santino]

Now, should Lonnie's son Lance support his dad's comeback or stage an intervention?

[Bobby Lee]

I think he should.

[Andrew Santino]

You think he should support his father?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I think in a family dynamic, I think that's the healthiest choice.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, don't be upset because you no longer have a father.

[Bobby Lee]

Because my dad died.

[Andrew Santino]

He did. Yes, but that's not the case here. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Okay, The Hawk premieres July 16th on Netflix. Lonnie Hawkins, three majors. One more for the Grand Slam. Watch it on Netflix on July 16th.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, I'll give my.

[Andrew Santino]

You'll watch The Hawk on July 16th on Netflix.

[Bobby Lee]

But if. Let me say something. If the visor doesn't make him better, I'm out.

[Andrew Santino]

That's fine. Okay, so everyone at home, please watch the Hawk July 16 on Netflix with Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins.

[Bobby Lee]

Mountain Dew.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, bobby. America is 250 years old.

[Bobby Lee]

Happy birthday, America.

[Andrew Santino]

An old lady. She is a beautiful lady. And I'm telling you, why not pop a little Mountain Dew while you get together with your friends this summer? Because it's delicious. And. And, yeah, and yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's an iconic drink.

[Andrew Santino]

It's an iconic.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Mountain Dew, an American original. Just like you, Andrew.

[Andrew Santino]

Just like you. Yeah, that's right. Family fishing, lakeside hangs, road trips, rounds of golf, concerts. I don't care where you are, grab yourself a do. It's tasting great since 48. The bold taste you know and love. It's got proud American roots, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. My parents never gave me soda, right? So one time I went to a store and I bought some Mountain Dew. And when I drank it, it felt like pure America, dude. Right in my blood.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you see two bald eagles flying by?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Mountain Dew. It's a great way to start a damn good time. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, An American original. Tasting great since 48.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

That's quo q u o.com/bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

So I flip over. This is insane. I flip over my furniture yesterday. Yeah. Because my wife's like, hey, we want to get new cushions before, like my family comes in and stuff because they're old and they're fucked up and they've been outside for forever. And I was like, all right, so I flip over the chairs because I'm going to spray them down and clean them. 5. Right where I've sit all the time, I get.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me guess.

[Andrew Santino]

Five what? Black widows.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Five. And their eggs are all inside the arm of the chair, like so.

[Bobby Lee]

It was the Jackson 5 dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that who was. Yeah, I was like.

[Bobby Lee]

Were they singing ABC?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, ABC5. Five black widows underneath. And they had baby. Baby eggs underneath.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

So I had to look it up because I was like, yeah. What is that? Does that kill? It doesn't kill people.

[Bobby Lee]

Dogs. It does. It does kill dogs.

[Andrew Santino]

I looked that up. It. Because the venom is so the human to humans. I guess it's not. It's not strong enough to do anything to us, but it can paralyze a piece of your body if the venom seeps in the right place. Highly potent neurotoxin, primarily composed of whatever. A female black widow girl when.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Anyway. Oh, so there's another movie that I couldn't sleep for two days that Carlos saw.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Carlos]

God.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Carlos]

It's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

It's insane. It's called Burger Infinity.

[Carlos]

No, it's not.

[Andrew Santino]

No way. That's the name.

[Bobby Lee]

It's called Buffet Infinity. It's called Buffet.

[Carlos]

It's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

Burger Infinity is so funny. Buffet Infinity just. Everyone gets sick and dies from a. From a buffet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, it's. It's a movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's a movie. This is not a documentary.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's a movie set all in commercials.

[Andrew Santino]

Brilliant.

[Bobby Lee]

From a local town.

[Andrew Santino]

Is Netflix.

[Carlos]

No, no, no. I rented it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And it is. I couldn't sleep for two days after watching it, and I've seen it three times since.

[Carlos]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I've seen three.

[Andrew Santino]

I got. I got.

[Bobby Lee]

Because. No, you're going to hate it. This is not your thing.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

This is our thing. McConnell liked it, too. This is our thing.

[Andrew Santino]

I won't be in.

[Bobby Lee]

This is not your thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

You're. It's gonna drive you crazy. And it's. It's. It's.

[Carlos]

It's like the fun of it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's annoying.

[Carlos]

No, it's just. It just never stops. Commercials. It's all commercials for two hours.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. No, I don't want to watch that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you follow the story that way.

[Andrew Santino]

It's an interesting pitch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but two hours of commercials is.

[Bobby Lee]

But then you. It's like the movie. They live where as. As if you can wear the glasses now.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah. So you're okay. No, maybe I do like that.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And it's you. You look at billboards differently. You look at advertisement differently.

[Andrew Santino]

Who did this and how. When did this come out? Is this brand new or. It's been out for a minute.

[Carlos]

It's pretty new. It's a Canadian film.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Simon Glassman, 2025. It came out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. What did it get on? Rotten Tomatoes.

[Andrew Santino]

Second City TV show. It's produced by a bunch of those Second City guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know some people I recognize.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can you. What is the. Rotten Tomatoes?

[Carlos]

Yeah, I got it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Carlos]

100.

[Andrew Santino]

Shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

Not a lot of review, but 100% rotten tomatoes.

[Andrew Santino]

No. 14 reviews. That's not a real number. It's got to get reviewed.

[Carlos]

Yeah, I wasn't, like, reviewed reviewed, but I mean, it's good.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's sick. I. I think I might try it. I mean, I'm going to hate it. You're right, because it does.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just going to let you know. It's a set of commercials from the small town in Canada. Right. And in the beginning of the movie, it's kind of just like, you know, your bland local television commercials from small businesses. Right. But then as the commercials continue, it gets more nefarious.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, I'm gonna try it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And it. And then.

[Carlos]

It's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

It's awesome. It really is. And it's. It's a little disturbing.

[Andrew Santino]

I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's a. Yeah, we need a

[Andrew Santino]

little bit more disturbing. The world isn't up enough. Carlos watched every second of ufc.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see that?

[Andrew Santino]

For sure? He did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

I thought it, like a bomb was gonna go off or something. I just.

[Andrew Santino]

Funny. What? Why? What do you mean? Like an assassination attempt?

[Carlos]

Yeah. I'd be like, oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. Dark.

[Carlos]

Dark.

[Andrew Santino]

Insane thing to say. You're Luna. You're a lunatic.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a lunatic.

[Carlos]

To see, like, half the government go away in one moment would be.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. You're a little.

[Andrew Santino]

What's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

What is going on with you, dude?

[Carlos]

Good or bad? I'm just.

[Bobby Lee]

You're deep into the Internet, dude.

[Carlos]

Oh, you have Tik Tok. Oh, this is about Buffet Infinity. He was like, oh, it's about data centers, man. That's what it's really about.

[Andrew Santino]

Could be, though. But that's TikTok I'm gonna watch it.

[Carlos]

And you're saying I have.

[Andrew Santino]

So you saw on TikTok, reviewer Go. Go off about it. That's why you saw someone on TikTok talking about it. And then you got in your head?

[Carlos]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

And it starts there, and it ends with tuberculosis. It always does. It starts. Dude, I've been. I've been down the holes. Yeah, yeah, I've been down the holes. Where you go. This is kind of interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

My. My holes. I can't reveal my holes.

[Andrew Santino]

Everybody's seen your holes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, my physical holes. Oh, my mental holes. Right, right. And my mental holes. No one could hear about them because I would be on a list.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, Carlos should be on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he should be on a list, but I would be on some sort of list.

[Andrew Santino]

You get new jeans. You did, didn't you? Because I commented. They look good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I got some new salvage Japanese denim. I thought it was a little surprise for myself because I haven't done this in a long time. And were you surprised? Yes, I was surprised. I was surprised because I.

[Andrew Santino]

Very salvaged, by the way. What? They look very south.

[Bobby Lee]

They're very salvaged and. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

From a salvage yard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In Okinawa, they were like, give me a bumper of an 86 accord in those jeans. Yeah, that's a salvage yard.

[Bobby Lee]

They go, okay, but you want the car, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I don't need the car. Just give me the door.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but. Yeah, I got some new jeans. It takes a long time to wear them out.

[Andrew Santino]

They look very good. They're a little stiff at the beginning.

[Bobby Lee]

They're very stiff.

[Andrew Santino]

You just got. You know what you got to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't tell me. I shall. What?

[Andrew Santino]

Your pool. You got to put him in your coffee pool. No, I'll tell you. Can I tell you what to do?

[Carlos]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

This is actually a really good sneaky trick.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

You find a young person, like a young dude that, like Richie or someone at the studio, and let him wear them for two weeks straight, because they'll fuck them up. He'll sleep in them. He'll live in them.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want Richie's enzyme in my jeans.

[Andrew Santino]

Richie's a clean kid.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I don't care. Any biological matter that Richie has. I don't want him on my jeans.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. What about Carlos? Would you let him rock your jeans?

[Bobby Lee]

No, because you don wash raw denim.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't want his enzymes or, you know, I mean, cells or any of that on my jeans.

[Andrew Santino]

None of his epidermis should land in you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you do in my jeans, your little rave parties that you go to, I don't want them on my jeans. You put them on and they're like, yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

They would be like, white on the inside.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Tuberculosis.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, TB Jeans.

[Bobby Lee]

TB Jeans.

[Andrew Santino]

TBT Jeans.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm gonna do them on my own. I've done them before. I'm just gonna do them. I went hiking in them yesterday, and people are looking at me weird.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's actually smart. Hiking in them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because there's a. You're not gonna believe this, dude. So.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet I am.

[Bobby Lee]

It's by my house, right. There's a little hockey hiking trail.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that one?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's a parking lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So you. For 15 years, I've been going there.

[Andrew Santino]

Now they make you pay.

[Bobby Lee]

So I get. I'm done hiking, you know, in these jeans. I go to my car. I got a parking ticket.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. I was livid about it. I went there and I was like, when have we had to pay for this? I've lived here. I know. For 20 years. You've never had to pay for that parking lot for that park.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And now they put a machine and they make you pay, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like 10 bucks for an hour. It's something insane.

[Bobby Lee]

It's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a hustle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And they're like, well, there's new government regulation because. Because I walked up to the car while he was doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

We gotta get out of la.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That park ranger. I was like, what is going on?

[Andrew Santino]

You know, Spencer Pratt wouldn't let that happen.

[Bobby Lee]

He would not.

[Carlos]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Pratt would have had no machines in parking lots.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hi. That's. Is that Ms. Ramen herself?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. So what I'm saying is, is that.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what this place is?

[Bobby Lee]

How do we get out?

[Andrew Santino]

We gotta move. This place sucks. Let's get the out of here. You know what's so unfortunate?

[Bobby Lee]

But you want to go to places I don't want to go, and I want to go to places you don't want to.

[Andrew Santino]

Name a place that you want to go that I don't want to go. Name a place.

[Bobby Lee]

Hawaii.

[Andrew Santino]

Fine, I'll move to Hawaii. I would love to move to Hawaii. But guess what, buddy.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Way more expensive than here. What are you talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

Texas. Who?

[Andrew Santino]

Everything. Everything.

[Bobby Lee]

Where's the. People say Nashville.

[Carlos]

No, that's just, like, a trend.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, dude, this is real.

[Bobby Lee]

People say Nashville.

[Andrew Santino]

It's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I could do it. Yeah. My boy, Zach Townsend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Shout out to look it. I'm wearing his merch right now. Yeah, right?

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This is paid vacation. He lives in Nashville.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, dude, Kurosawa.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, good merch.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yohimbo, do you know him? Kurosawa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Distressed when he had Blackfoot.

[Andrew Santino]

Kurosawa lives outside of Nashville. Yeah, he lives in Knoxville, actually, by University of Tennessee.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw a movie last night called Kraken. You know, Kraken is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, the Kraken from the sea. Like the creature.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the sea Kraken. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, this is like one of those Godzilla verses.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it was just. It's a Norwegian movie, I guess.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm out on that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's. It's.

[Andrew Santino]

We made the film about the crackers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's basically what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, I don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

And it starts off good, but every decision everyone makes in that movie is like, what are you fucking doing?

[Andrew Santino]

Norwegians do traditionally make pretty cool weird shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, you've seen clown, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Great.

[Andrew Santino]

We should remake clown. You and I should do clown. I don't even know why we don't do clown.

[Bobby Lee]

Let the right one in. Is that Norwegian? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great movie. But the crack, and it's like. It shot beautifully, but I'm like, why are you. Why would you do that?

[Andrew Santino]

It's bad ideas.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Bad ideas. What we want to see is the

[Andrew Santino]

Kraken, and we want to see it killing and eating people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And throwing someone over the mountain. You want to see a crack and throw a human being as far.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And when they show the crack and it's beautiful, you mean? But it's like. Also, it doesn't exist.

[Andrew Santino]

It's all fake.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, Loch Ness, all these mythologies are just perceptions.

[Andrew Santino]

No, this could exist, especially if we keep up with what we're doing. Do you know about what's happening, about the sewage from Tijuana, flooding San Diego beaches? Have you not seen this? The Kraken may exist if Mexico keeps dumping their sewage. San Diego beaches are like. You can't even swim in them now. Billions of gallons of untreated sewage and industrial waste flow from Mexico down the river into Southern California.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

They said 150 out of 200 days they couldn't swim in, like, Leo Carrillo. Maybe that was it down there. Yeah, right. Isn't that Leo Carrio down there?

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe this is my theory.

[Andrew Santino]

They're just throwing their poop up at us.

[Bobby Lee]

If you see a can, right, and it's floating down, open it. Maybe there's a Mexican inside it. Oh, it's coming through the sewage.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So Mexico's sending so much waste into. Into the ocean, you can't Swim in San Diego right now. It's poop beach. It's literally poop beach.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Carlos]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's no way. There's no net you could put up.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's the funniest part. They were like. The news was like, mexican government is working diligent. That's it right there. Mexican government is working diligently on getting the waste out of the water. However, they've incurred many problems. They show a video of a big poop pipe. It's leaking, and they're just staring at it. Yeah, they're just looking at it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's what you do as a poop pipe when you first.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, you got to take a look.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta look first.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, they're looking at.

[Bobby Lee]

And I look at them for about 12 to 24 hours, depending on.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, look.

[Bobby Lee]

Time. I have it.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what it looks like from an aerial view. That's all poop.

[Carlos]

Poop, yeah. There's the.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Oh, wait. All that brown part is poo.

[Andrew Santino]

That's poop, dude.

[Carlos]

Yeah. NASA can see it from space.

[Andrew Santino]

NASA can see the poop from space in San Diego.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so much poop. And that's all the way up by the military base. That's so much.

[Bobby Lee]

So much. But you can't go in the water.

[Andrew Santino]

That's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

In Hawaii is. There's no poo water there, right?

[Carlos]

Space.

[Andrew Santino]

No. People don't poop in Hawaii. They're too happy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

It's just acai balls and stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right, dude. Just fish.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't need the poop, brother. Let's move to. Where are we gonna move, then? You just said it. So Hawaii.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so Hawaii is out.

[Andrew Santino]

Nashville's one, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Nashville for me, I feel like, you know, I'm an Asian dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, but look it up. Is there a Korean contingency in Nashville? There's got to be.

[Bobby Lee]

There isn't. I can't go.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll go there for you. I'll move there. I don't care. You know, I like Koreans.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, there is a visible and growing Korean population in Nashville in the surrounding Middle Tennessee region. Right on, man. Korean American associates.

[Bobby Lee]

How many people? It can't be nine, dudes.

[Andrew Santino]

If it's 38 or more, we're in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, it's got to be at least 5,000.

[Andrew Santino]

5,000?

[Carlos]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

2,500 to 2,700. That's a lot. That's all you need.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not what I Need. I need a thousand.

[Andrew Santino]

You can build a village.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe if I go and maybe, I

[Andrew Santino]

don't know, you could influence a lot of creators.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe I could influence it, make it. I can run the 2700. What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

Los Angeles metro area has. Yeah, three.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I mean, I. That's. You know.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't like many of them, though. There's only half of those.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's what I don't like. And it had pertaining to you and your people.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Okay, what? What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

And it's gonna sound childish when I say it. It's gonna sound like I'm being racist.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

For the whites.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, that's fair.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I do it all the time to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And I want to say this is. When you're in a Korean spa. Me just in general.

[Andrew Santino]

Whites in general.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay, I counted. I'm just gonna say I counted. Close the steam room door all the way.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I've never had an issue with that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I have an issue with it.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I've all. I've always closed the door behind. Who's not closing the door? You ran into one.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I counted and I would do. I was in the steam room with five other white dudes and one would leave. I'd have to stand up, close it, sit back down, and the four other dudes. Because I stayed in there for like a half an hour. Right. For observation purposes only. Right. Is they all four purposely left it open and I had to get up,

[Andrew Santino]

close it with you? Yeah.

[Carlos]

I thought you worked there.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no.

[Carlos]

So you kept getting up to close the door.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, it's sensible.

[Andrew Santino]

Thought you're on your lunch break.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. To keep the steam inside the steam room.

[Andrew Santino]

I've never had a problem with it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I have a problem with that.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, whenever I go to the Russian spas in New York and they get the little gay ones, the little gay undergrounds.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We leave it wide open.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Because everything that's fine in a Russian one. You can do that. Right, Right. But is it racist for me to say that? Like to be type about a race? No, it's because it's a Korean spa. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Then don't let in whites.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but you can't do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you can. You can make a private club and you can let in whoever you want.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but they don't do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, why don't you go. Why don't you make a private Korean spa for.

[Bobby Lee]

Just close the door.

[Carlos]

It's the whites only place in the Ozarks. So you can do those.

[Bobby Lee]

You can do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait a minute. Whites only spa.

[Carlos]

No, it's a white. We talked about this on the show. The white.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, the development. Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And they, I only could. They only let me buy like one or two properties.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But my point is, is. Is that a terrible thing?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, it's not that big of a deal.

[Bobby Lee]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I think, I think you found a group of guys that were friends that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's a problem. Every time I go to spa three or four times a week, I count.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the problem.

[Carlos]

I count too. When I drive, it's all bad Asian drivers. So it's all the same thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting, Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me defend that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, there's no defense for that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah, there is a defense. Oh, there is a different defense difference. Not from.

[Andrew Santino]

There is a difference.

[Bobby Lee]

There is no difference. Okay. What I'm going to say is we've seen your cars. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You've wrecked like six cars.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We've already talked about this.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But I'm saying you're not backing. You're not going to.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

We leave the door open in a steam. Steam room. You hit people with a three ton piece of machinery. It's dangerous. One of these things doesn't kill people.

[Carlos]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

This is something that I'm telling you. When my dad died, right, Something was going I couldn't eat or sleep and I didn't know what was going on. And this happened for months. And then I, I did therapy and then as soon as I talked about my dad's situation growing up it all I was able to eat and sleep again. It's attached to my body, you know, that kind of trauma. And I think that things like Talk space is a lifesaver.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Carlos]

your picture come up when I type in bad?

[Andrew Santino]

Bad Asian driver? That's so funny. Asian drivers. Is it true? Is that A.I.

[Bobby Lee]

i. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

When you walk into the steam room, when you open the door, does it go bing dong at the Korean spot?

[Bobby Lee]

No. It makes no noise. No. All I hear is just a woman

[Andrew Santino]

in the corner going, you break your.

[Bobby Lee]

Bye. All right, let me defend Asian drivers if I. If I may. Okay, try is there's two China.

[Carlos]

Dude, look at the this.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that, right? He was in a hurry. He was late for work. He was late for work.

[Andrew Santino]

That'd be Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay, so here's my take on it. All right. Yeah, I feel like that every race has their bad drivers because a lot of times. Yeah, I'm driving. Move here. A lot of times, all of the

[Andrew Santino]

bad Asian drivers moved here.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how.

[Andrew Santino]

That's Asians kick them out of their

[Bobby Lee]

original country of origin because they couldn't drive.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. If you fail your driving test in China, they send you to the United States.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not true. That's absolutely not. That's a good joke. That's how the stereotype.

[Andrew Santino]

No, get out of here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, Eris iron for you.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't defend. I can't defend it.

[Andrew Santino]

Then it's impossible.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not allowing me to defend it

[Andrew Santino]

because you're thinking about what you might be.

[Bobby Lee]

I know what I was gonna say.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, let me get it out.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

No interruptions.

[Andrew Santino]

Fine, guys, no jokes, all right?

[Bobby Lee]

No interruptions, please.

[Andrew Santino]

No comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

There's two points I want to make now. All right? Now I have two points.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's growing.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, Number one is I'm. I. What? I'm A driver where stop signs and stop lights are Suggest suggestion.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So it's like late at night, at three in the morning, if I'm at a stoplight and I look around, there's no one around. I just run right through it.

[Andrew Santino]

Like a bad driver.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not a bad driver.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, sure.

[Carlos]

No, that's gangster.

[Bobby Lee]

That's gangster.

[Andrew Santino]

It's illegal. It is illegal and you're a bad driver. And I hope you hit a little kid on a bike who you don't see crossing one time. When you fuck around and find out,

[Bobby Lee]

that's a terrible thing to wish on me.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop running through. Stop running through lights at three in the morning. A kid could be out there, a teenager in summer. It's summer. He could be riding his bike around the neighborhood.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I have lights that come out called headlights.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, now you. Now you have your glasses. You can see.

[Bobby Lee]

Glasses have headlights. Okay? And also, I don't care about scratches and dings.

[Andrew Santino]

Your Prius look like it was shipped back here from Iran. Yeah, look like it spent a term.

[Bobby Lee]

I've already made this fucking like in Thailand, all right. Or you go to any place in Asia, right? They get in a collision, they'll roll down the window and they'll go, we okay? You okay? I'm okay. And they drive on. There's no insurance. You know what I mean? Exchange to happen.

[Carlos]

You hit people all the time in an Asian country. It seems there's a correlation between them.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, it's that we don't care about things. Scratches and.

[Andrew Santino]

But you're also referencing a place where the cars are valued at probably like two donkeys and a. You know, and a handshake and an egg. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't forget that.

[Andrew Santino]

Two donkeys and an egg.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So I'm saying here we have. Our vehicles are more expensive.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. In China, they do it too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, too many people.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's just like, oh, let. Move on. Let muban. You know what I mean? That's how I am. Okay, If I get a ding. But no, you do a slight little bumper tap, right? Pull over.

[Andrew Santino]

Pull over.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I mean exchange. Cops come and. So what the are we doing here? It's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Make up your own Korean only.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so that's number one.

[Andrew Santino]

What was number one?

[Bobby Lee]

That was number two. Summarize it. Oh, number two is this right? There's two types of drivers, okay?

[Andrew Santino]

Asian drivers and everyone.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. I've driven behind Armenians and they drive white people. Remember the bumper sticker I said the other Day. If you get too close, I slow down. Yeah, it was a white person.

[Andrew Santino]

That's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know it's funny, but she really means it for you to put that. That in on your car.

[Carlos]

Different. It's a she.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that. Okay, so what? I don't know what you're doing. All right, so what I'm saying is, is that, you know, there's a lot of. But then you look at Tokyo Drift, Fast and Furious, Sun, Kang. They can all drive.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but he's the exception.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Exception to the rules. Right? Some of us are.

[Andrew Santino]

The one. The one guy that was in F1, Yuki Sonoda, he got. He got. He's gone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

He couldn't keep up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he can keep up.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he didn't. Obviously he didn't. He's gone. He's no Verstappen.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm telling you, dog, you guys are the wor. I don't know what it is. It's in your genetic code. It's not even like, are we good at math? Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Are we good at math?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Some stereotypes are good, some are not good.

[Bobby Lee]

We're better at school.

[Andrew Santino]

You're better at school.

[Carlos]

You're sitting down. That's.

[Bobby Lee]

How about engineering?

[Carlos]

It's just a room.

[Andrew Santino]

Engineering. You guys are great.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, then I can take bad driving.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's the worst. Yeah, the worst. Just don't drive it. Yeah, you can build the car. Just don't drive it. Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a very good. Yeah. Okay, good.

[Carlos]

The AI says I have confirmation bias.

[Andrew Santino]

Confirmation bias? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, per se. It's a. People hold a preconceived stereotype selectively, Remember?

[Bobby Lee]

It's preconceived. Okay. Yeah, you're.

[Andrew Santino]

You have confirmation bias.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I've been another thing that I want to say, all right? And I'm not defending anything, myself included. Right? But I'm a master of the male naked body.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, you're one of them. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I go to the spa all the time.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna go to one tonight.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And in the spas, I go. There's every race, and I've seen every penis size.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

And the stereotype. I saw one Asian dude with a button penis. Okay. It was so small. It was like this. I wanted to murder him because he's the. He's the guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Confirmation bias.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mention he's the guy that. We all have the stereo. Some white dude saw that. Dude, you Mean in Pearl harbor or whatever. And spread that rumor.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, it was like American propaganda or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

It worked.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it did work. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

We all heard about it. Yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And so it was that and Marilyn Manson removed a rib to suck his own penis. The same kind of rumor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Same kind of rumor.

[Andrew Santino]

And they worked.

[Bobby Lee]

So what I'm saying is, is that. But I've seen a lot of Asian dudes are carrying a living heavy load.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I have.

[Andrew Santino]

I would say there's probably a few guys out there doing okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I. I would say I. Compare to. Now the blacks, for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They're pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they're the best. I've seen them.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, can we talk about this even?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What we're saying.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is this.

[Andrew Santino]

This confirmation bias or.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't. Yeah, it's not confirmation bias. It's reality.

[Carlos]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine being a black guy with a small penis.

[Carlos]

So sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That'd be the saddest. Yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because being an Asian guy with a small penis, big deal. Make a joke about it. Make a career of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Being a white guy with a small penis, big deal. Go get money and you'll be fine.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Being a black guy with a small penis, it's sad. All your other black friends are gonna go, damn, dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What happened?

[Andrew Santino]

That's a bummer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's just that you just gotta be.

[Bobby Lee]

But I'll tell you this. So I. I used to belong to some porn sites for my masturbation activities.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't do it anymore.

[Andrew Santino]

We would assume. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We never thought you were. Yeah. Researching.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I. There's one that I had saved with a black dwarf. Right. With. That's in the porn. And his penis was triple the size of any other penis I've ever seen.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So it's like. Even the dwarves have big ones.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, God. God was on something. He built him.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He built him different.

[Bobby Lee]

He built him different. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He goes, what if I just make his penis huge? Yeah, don't do that. Don't.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not gonna be able to play basketball.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're still not gonna be able to swim.

[Andrew Santino]

Big bdlp.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The bdlp. Oh, there's an LP love show now. Oh, bring this up. There's like a new kind of reality little person love show. And I'm so excited to watch it. Little person.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that tlc? It's gotta be tlc.

[Andrew Santino]

Little.

[Carlos]

Oh, wait.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, what's it called?

[Carlos]

Little Singles.

[Andrew Santino]

Little Singles. Yeah, little Singles. Little Singles.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. You know, Kraft cheese. You know they're called singles, right? The single slices.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I like that. Two more together.

[Bobby Lee]

How is there only five of them on a dating show? Oh, there's more.

[Carlos]

No, that looks like.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no, that's only those five. Those are the main five. I think they're all, like, friends or so. I have no idea.

[Bobby Lee]

That's 80 of the population. I mean, how only 5?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, because they all have to fit up in that tree.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but it's. I think they're looking for the best looking. They're making cookies. Are they making cookies?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Where's the chocolate?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Look at this.

[Carlos]

She's never gone to a grocery store.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's too high. Do they give them. Do they give them what? Do they give them full apples when they get on those couches? Give me a full apple. Can't do half apples. Well, she's never been to a grocery store.

[Carlos]

She had anxiety about being an El.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, dude, imagine those shelves are so big.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I can't even read.

[Andrew Santino]

I was gonna say he can't hit the top.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I can't hit the top. I have to ask. You mean. My girlfriend's five' ten, so I go,

[Andrew Santino]

she can do it.

[Bobby Lee]

I go get that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't care.

[Andrew Santino]

I do want to watch this. What? It's on Netflix. What is this on?

[Carlos]

Yeah. Little tlc.

[Andrew Santino]

Little singles man. TLC keeps making bangers, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Pool looks nice. Yeah, there's cup in the water.

[Bobby Lee]

When is Sex on the Spectrum gonna happen?

[Andrew Santino]

You just want to watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't you want to watch it?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't want to watch?

[Andrew Santino]

No. But I'm teeing up your joke in my mind. Yeah, I can hear it in my head.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, I can literally hear the joke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Great joke.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Can't say it, I guess. Well, it's in the special.

[Bobby Lee]

It's in the special?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Right? Yeah. So good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, the World Cup's going on and. I'm so sorry. Do you think usa, You're a. You are a die hard football fan. Do you think USA has even a shot?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you who's not going to win.

[Andrew Santino]

Who?

[Bobby Lee]

Brazil. They look terrible.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good. Spain has the best chance.

[Bobby Lee]

Their midfield is so old, I can't even believe it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, dude, we are plus 3,300 right now. Yeah, that's a great bet. I just put 10 bucks on that.

[Bobby Lee]

You Would.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way it's going to happen.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, because I know. I know football and I know France's team and I know England's team. I know Portugal's team. They're just there.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like we're the longest long shots.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

We're the longest of the long shots.

[Bobby Lee]

They just have their bench. Their bench is a World cup team.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure. You know, so it's like, again, I know nothing about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean. I mean, France has Mbappe. I mean, they have Dembele. They've got really good players.

[Andrew Santino]

Is Mugantu on that team?

[Bobby Lee]

He's on the bench.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Mbappe is French.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Where is he from?

[Bobby Lee]

France.

[Andrew Santino]

Which one?

[Bobby Lee]

The one in Ghana.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That sounds right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, even Baligan from the US team was just born in Brooklyn, but never lived here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He moved in England. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He.

[Andrew Santino]

To London.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. And then.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's. Where you're born is what you can do. Or your parents.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he has dual citizenship, but.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

He wasn't gonna get on. I know the England squad.

[Andrew Santino]

That's bad news.

[Bobby Lee]

Which is cool. He's. Oh, it. I'll just play for America then.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I would do the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like. What Eileen Goo. Remember she played. She rode for China, even though she could have rode for us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I'm rooting for him because he was at the Arsenal Academy.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

And they let him go.

[Andrew Santino]

He wasn't good enough.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they. Sometimes they.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not good enough to be a Gooner. That's just how it goes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but I'm. But listen. Eze Ebereche. Eze was in the Arsenal Academy. Got let go, played for shitty teams. Finally got on Crystal palace, and then Arsenal made him offer when he was 27 years old.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

So Baligan can come home.

[Andrew Santino]

Baligan can come home. That'll be a song they sing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Baligan can't come.

[Andrew Santino]

Baligan can come home.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love those songs. The fact that we. We haven't adopted that even a little bit in the States and any of our sports blows my mind. We still got the wave. We still got the wave. Every time we go to a Dodger game and they start it, I go like this. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Or the hand. The gigantic hand.

[Andrew Santino]

Cut it out.

[Bobby Lee]

I have 15 of those at home.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know where the wave started, by the way, though? California.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Should have. Wouldn't you think it would start here? Started up north.

[Bobby Lee]

The Beach Boys.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice to start a wave? The wave started up in San Francisco.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, Oakland. Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What if somebody started it and they're like, what the are you doing?

[Andrew Santino]

It's a guy with Tourette's and no

[Bobby Lee]

one does it and they're like, what the are you doing? I'm sure I start something. Like, who's. How do you do it? Do you have to.

[Andrew Santino]

That's him right there. Crazy George.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to have a group of people know what you're doing.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, he's so loud. He yelled so loud. They said you could hear him at home plate from the outfield. He would scream so loud.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at.

[Andrew Santino]

He was. He was the man.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And that spirit of Oakland will be dead now, because now they're in Vegas. Oh, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm also tired of USA Chanting. You like it?

[Carlos]

Love?

[Andrew Santino]

Sometimes when I'm hooking up with my wife, I go, usa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Usa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Something about it. I'm patriotic.

[Andrew Santino]

She salutes me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. No, I. I'm patriotic.

[Andrew Santino]

Pounding away. And she's. She plays the.

[Bobby Lee]

But especially in apps. Okay?

[Andrew Santino]

Taps for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Especially when they're in the.

[Andrew Santino]

Tapping at ass.

[Bobby Lee]

Especially when they're in the Olympics and you're, like, yelling, usa. And then you're sitting next to, like, a country that isn't, you know, I mean, a first rule country. Right? And it's just like, if I'm, like, in front of my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go, I own a home. I own a home. It feels.

[Andrew Santino]

Wouldn't that to do?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It just feels like bragging.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Well, if you had any context to all the wars that we've been through and what we. I have the contact to fight to be this place.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We're gonna yell it in your face. It's the best country in the world. We're gonna yell it in your face. And especially because all these other countries go, you're not the best. Okay, then why are you both here, huh? Why are you here? Go home. Get out of here. If you don't like it. You like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, dude, I don't like it. I don't like to say this.

[Andrew Santino]

New usa. Usa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love it. Dude, what does Korea say

[Bobby Lee]

even during a Korean match? It's crazy. No, I don't know what they say, but.

[Andrew Santino]

South Korea, unofficial university recognized, national chat.

[Bobby Lee]

Clap, clap, clap, clap. We all do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Crap, crap, crap. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Oh, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's actually cool. Yeah, I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do it three times in a row. You're right. I like it.

[Andrew Santino]

I totally get it. Big fans of Korea over here.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna do mine.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Clap once. All right. I want to grab.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Clap once and go right. Clap three times. A thumbs up and another.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, write it down. Write it down, because I forgot what I said.

[Andrew Santino]

Clap.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Clap, clap, clap. Ooh. No thumbs up. Ooh.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I even forgot.

[Andrew Santino]

Clap.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh.

[Andrew Santino]

Clap, clap, Clap. Ooh. Thumbs up.

[Bobby Lee]

Clap. Ooh, Clap, clap, clap. Ooh. Ooh.

[Andrew Santino]

With a. With a thumbs up simultaneously.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Zoom in, please. Clap. Ooh. Clap, clap, clap. Thumbs up. Ooh. Ready?

[Andrew Santino]

Here we go. Ready? One, two, three. Now, see, your rhythm's off.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I. I. You're too fast.

[Andrew Santino]

You're too fast. You were above me. Ready? One, two, three, Clap.

[Carlos]

Ooh.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. I didn't clap. I just read it. I just read it. Sorry. This is how auditions go. Yeah, this is my idea.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why we can't work in the business.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready?

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. Thumbs up.

[Andrew Santino]

Ooh, I thought it's a simultaneous.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

Thumbs up and then. Ooh.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

One, two, three. Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Bobby Lee]

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