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Podcast Summary: Bad Friends – Episode Released on July 25, 2025

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Episode Release Date: July 25, 2025
Production: 7EQUIS
Availability: PlayStation 5, Xbox Series XS, PC

1. Introduction and Game Launch Discussion (00:00 - 00:54)

The episode kicks off with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino delving into the release of the highly anticipated video game, "Ready or Not." They exhibit enthusiasm about the game's availability across major platforms, emphasizing its cross-play feature.

Andrew Santino: “Ready or Not, available on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series XS and PC.” [00:00]
Bobby Lee: “Ladies and gentlemen, ready or not, the game is here. Become an elite SWAT commander and feel the way of the badge.” [00:05]

They highlight the game's offerings, mentioning both single-player and online cooperative missions, along with upcoming DLCs that expand the gaming experience.

Andrew Santino: “18 single player or online cooperative missions with up to five players. Two new missions as part of the new Los Stories Free DLC update.” [00:16]
Bobby Lee: “PC players will have access to the new missions in a free update day and date with console launch.” [00:27]

The hosts discuss pricing and encourage listeners to check out the game, reflecting their genuine excitement.

Andrew Santino: “Ready or Not is coming to you. The standard edition is $49. That's us. And that's 44 pound over there. And $49.” [00:44]
Bobby Lee: “Anyway, go check out the game. Our friends, our bad friends. You got to check it out. It's available now on consoles and PC.” [00:54]

2. Disney Movies Debate (00:54 - 02:17)

Shifting gears, Bobby and Andrew engage in a spirited discussion about their favorite Disney movies. They particularly focus on classics like "The Lion King," "Aladdin," "Beauty and the Beast," and "The Little Mermaid."

Bobby Lee: “Honestly, I think the Lion King is one of the best. Aladdin and Lion King, Beauty and the Beast and the Little Mermaid are the three like, bangers.” [00:54]

Andrew concurs, highlighting "Beauty and the Beast" as a standout.

Andrew Santino: “Beauty and the Beast is the only...” [01:15]

The conversation takes a humorous turn as they debate the merits and accolades of "Beauty and the Beast," eventually touching on its Oscar nomination.

Bobby Lee: “That's the nice version. The beauty is on the inside. But to get the princess to your castle, sometimes you got to kidnap her.” [01:50]

Notable Quote:

Andrew Santino: “Beauty is inside. Yeah, that's the nice version. But to get the princess to your castle, sometimes you got to kidnap her.” [01:50]

The banter continues with playful teasing about each other's opinions, showcasing their chemistry and comedic timing.

3. Guest Segment: Tanning and Sunburns (02:23 - 03:32)

The hosts introduce a guest who shares experiences from a recent trip to Hawaii, leading to a lively discussion about tanning and sunburns.

Bobby Lee: “How long were you guys in Hawaii?” [02:54]
Guest: “A month.” [02:56]

They marvel at the guests' tan appearances, humorously commenting on their sun exposure habits.

Bobby Lee: “Look at all 10 tan rat turds. That's what they look like.” [02:48]
Andrew Santino: “Do you. You've never worn sunscreen?” [03:02]

The conversation highlights cultural differences and personal habits regarding sun protection.

Guest: “No, we don't need to. We don't burn like you.” [03:04]
Andrew Santino: “Probably like the lighter Filipinos. But we're not light.” [03:23]

The segment underscores the importance of sun protection, even as the hosts jest about their guests' resilience to sunburns.

4. Anecdote: The Chocolate Cake Debacle (03:33 - 04:06)

Bobby Lee shares a personal story about ordering an extravagant chocolate cake from Gold Belly, leading to a humorous discussion about dieting and indulgence.

Bobby Lee: “I was on Gold Belly about a month ago, and there was an advertisement for a. Like a double, triple chocolate cake.” [03:37]
Andrew Santino: “Sounds good, right?” [03:46]

Bobby explains his struggle with resisting the temptation of the cake while on Ozempic, a weight loss medication.

Bobby Lee: “I'm on Ozempic, so that cake is not getting eaten. So I put it in the freezer, thawed it out a couple of nights ago.” [03:38]
Andrew Santino: “Because you want them to be satisfied?” [04:00]
Bobby Lee: “Not that. Because I don't want it to go to waste.” [04:02]

The light-hearted exchange culminates with Bobby admitting to eating the cake for breakfast, highlighting the universal temptation of desserts.

Bobby Lee: “I've been eating. I had it for breakfast.” [04:04]
Andrew Santino: “Okay.” [04:06]

Conclusion

In this episode of Bad Friends, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino deliver their signature blend of humor and camaraderie, navigating through discussions about video games, beloved Disney classics, personal anecdotes, and guest interactions. Their dynamic interplay ensures an engaging and entertaining listening experience, making complex conversations effortlessly enjoyable for their audience.

Notable Quotes:

Bobby Lee: “That’s the nice version. The beauty is on the inside. But to get the princess to your castle, sometimes you got to kidnap her.” [01:50]
Andrew Santino: “Beauty is inside. Yeah, that's the nice version. But to get the princess to your castle, sometimes you got to kidnap her.” [01:50]
Bobby Lee: “I've been eating. I had it for breakfast.” [04:04]

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[00:00]
Host 1
Ready or not, available on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series XS and PC.
[00:05]
Host 2
It's ready or not, coming with full cross play across all platforms. Ladies and gentlemen, ready or not, the game is here. Become an elite SWAT commander and feel the way of the badge.
[00:17]
Host 1
18 single player or online cooperative missions with up to five players. Two new missions as part of the new Los Stories Free DLC update.
[00:27]
Host 2
PC players will have access to the new missions in a free update day and date with console launch. Two DLCs that introduce six additional levels in Darkwater DLC. The, uh, 60 support helicopter. Dozens of options to customize a player's entire SWAT team, including armor, weapons, apparel, and much, much more.
[00:44]
Host 1
So Ready or Not, Ready or Not is coming to you. The standard edition is $49. That's us. And that's 44 pound over there. And $49.
[00:55]
Host 2
That's right. Anyway, go check out the game. Our friends, our bad friends. You got to check it out. It's available now on consoles and PC. The game, of course, is Ready or not. Honestly, I think the Lion King is one of the best. Aladdin and Lion King, Beauty and the Beast and the Little Mermaid are the three like, bangers.
[01:14]
Host 1
Yeah.
[01:14]
Host 2
Beauty and the Beast is the only.
[01:16]
Host 1
So good that was nominated for an Oscar. The only animated film ever.
[01:20]
Host 2
What is Beauty and the Beast?
[01:21]
Host 1
Yeah.
[01:21]
Host 2
Was it Best Best for best picture?
[01:24]
Host 1
Can I. I don't think I'll pass on Beauty and the Bees.
[01:27]
Host 2
Oh, you're wrong. She's the hottest.
[01:29]
Host 1
Because I, I, I believe that you can't. It's inherently. You already know the story based, just based on Bobby. Okay. Like, explain to me why it would be my story. Andreas, I'd like to be educated.
[01:43]
Host 2
Money makes you more handsome. Damn, dude. These guys are.
[01:47]
Host 1
Damn, dude.
[01:47]
Host 2
That's what's going on up there.
[01:49]
Host 1
It's crazy.
[01:49]
Host 2
Window.
[01:50]
Host 1
Yeah.
[01:51]
Host 2
It's like you're cursed to be alone forever. Holy shit, dude. That's not the message. Beauty is inside. Yeah, that's the nice version. The beauty is on the inside. But to get the princess to your castle, sometimes you got to kidnap her.
[02:12]
Host 1
Oh, no. The scary laugh.
[02:14]
Host 2
He's about to lose it.
[02:16]
Host 1
That's a bad laugh. It's good.
[02:18]
Host 2
No, no, I'm not, I'm not saying that about you. They are.
[02:23]
Host 1
It's good.
[02:24]
Host 2
No, I didn't say it about you. Stop it.
[02:27]
Host 1
Stop it. That's unbelievably good. Yeah, I. Uglo, he's gonna lose his mind. Yeah. Come on in.
[02:33]
Host 2
Jackie Chan says he's numb to beautiful women and he also admits beating his son in his new book.
[02:38]
Host 1
Wow.
[02:38]
Host 2
How Korean is he? Actually, yeah, that's less Chinese. That's Korean.
[02:42]
Host 1
How does he beat his son?
[02:44]
Host 2
He does. His own sons. The girls are back. Damn, dude.
[02:48]
Host 1
Look at all 10 tan rat turds. That's what they look like.
[02:52]
Host 2
Stop it.
[02:53]
Host 1
I'm kidding.
[02:55]
Host 2
How long were you guys in Hawaii?
[02:56]
Guest
A month.
[02:57]
Host 2
Wow.
[02:57]
Host 1
Look at you guys.
[02:58]
Host 2
God, you guys.
[02:59]
Host 1
I know. Look how tan they are.
[03:00]
Guest
And we went to the beach today, too.
[03:01]
Host 1
Yeah, they did.
[03:02]
Host 2
Do you. You've never worn sunscreen?
[03:05]
Guest
No, we don't need to. We don't burn like you.
[03:07]
Host 2
Okay, Don't. Yeah.
[03:09]
Host 1
Go talk to. Into the mic. You see Issa. Hello.
[03:12]
Host 2
I cannot believe how tan you get.
[03:14]
Host 1
They're so tan.
[03:14]
Host 2
You got so tan.
[03:16]
Host 1
Yeah, yeah.
[03:18]
Guest
We didn't burn once, though.
[03:19]
Host 1
Yeah, because you guys don't.
[03:20]
Host 2
Don't say nobody burned. There's Filipinos that burn.
[03:23]
Guest
Probably like the lighter Filipinos. But we're not light.
[03:27]
Host 2
Oh, you guys have gotten a sunburn. You've never.
[03:29]
Guest
Not on that trip.
[03:31]
Host 2
But you have gotten a sunburn.
[03:32]
Guest
When I was a kid.
[03:33]
Host 1
Now, did you eat the chocolate cake?
[03:36]
Guest
Yeah.
[03:37]
Host 1
How much?
[03:38]
Host 2
The chocolate cake.
[03:39]
Host 1
So what happened was I was on Gold Belly about a month ago, and there was an advertisement for a. Like a double, triple chocolate cake.
[03:47]
Host 2
Sounds good, right?
[03:48]
Host 1
It comes. They're in Hawaii, and I'm on Ozempic, so that cake is not getting eaten. So I put in the freezer, thawed it out a couple of nights ago. Right. And I've been begging them to eat it.
[04:01]
Host 2
Because you want them to be satisfied?
[04:02]
Host 1
Not that. Because I don't want it to go to waste.
[04:04]
Host 2
Yeah, because you can't have it.
[04:05]
Host 1
Right. I've been eating. I had it for breakfast.
[04:07]
Host 2
Okay.