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Podcast Summary: Bad Friends – Episode Released on November 29, 2024

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Title: Bad Friends
Release Date: November 29, 2024
Production: A 7EQUIS Production

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1. Holiday Shopping Hacks with Instacart [00:00 - 00:30]

Discussion Points:

• Modernizing Holiday Shopping: The episode kicks off with a humorous take on traditional holiday shopping challenges, particularly focusing on coordinating orders among family members.
• Introduction to Instacart’s Family Carts: Bobby Lee introduces the concept of sharing a family cart on Instacart to streamline the shopping process, reducing chaos and maintaining harmony during the holiday season.

Notable Quotes:

• Alex: "I told her we could just share a family cart and add all our holiday favorites to the same order without losing our voices or our sanity." [00:14]
• Bobby Lee: "Baby steps." [00:22]

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2. Merch Announcements and Cyber Monday Promotions [00:30 - 01:21]

Discussion Points:

• Cyber Monday Highlights: Bobby Lee and Kalvin delve into the excitement of Cyber Monday, reminiscing on its impact and announcing new merchandise for their fans.
• Merchandise Details: A variety of new products are showcased, including shirts, hoodies, crewnecks, and long-sleeve options, all fan-designed and stitched on for quality.
• Promotional Offers: They announce a limited-time 20% discount available through their YouTube store, emphasizing the exclusive nature of the merchandise.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Lee: "We got these new shirts. This is fan made." [00:40]
• Kalvin: "We love that. We have hoodies, we have crewnecks, long sleeve shirts. We got it all." [00:48]
• Kalvin: "It's 20% off because of the cyber." [01:04]
• Bobby Lee: "You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude." [01:09]

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3. Election Night Shenanigans and Voting Antics [01:21 - 04:55]

Discussion Points:

• Filming During Election Night: The hosts reveal they are recording the podcast live on election night, creating a backdrop of political tension and real-time reactions.
• Debate Over Voting Participation: A comedic exchange unfolds as Bobby Lee and Kalvin accuse each other of not voting, leading to a humorous back-and-forth about their voting habits and motivations.
• Identity and Voting Registration Issues: The conversation takes a turn towards the complexities of voter registration, personal anecdotes about missing voting stickers, and the challenges of proving identity without original documents.
• Humorous Banter on Personal Habits: Amidst the serious topic of voting, the hosts interject with jokes about chasing cookies and churros as coping mechanisms, highlighting their camaraderie and comedic chemistry.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Lee: "We got it all, baby." [00:54]
• Kalvin: "Don't Google good how you get one then we have to go through the process. I don't want to go through the process of it." [03:06]
• Bobby Lee: "I can't even say desert rabbit right now, dude." [02:08]
• Kalvin: "That'll solve all your problems. This is what the liberals do. They eat away their feelings. They eat their munch, munch, munch." [03:43]
• Bobby Lee: "My housekeeper goes. Where you going? I go." [03:14]
• Kalvin: "Need to go in and turn in more proof documents that it it's me. So either somebody stole my identity, but I don't have my original birth certificate. Do you?" [03:25]

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4. Personal Anecdotes and Light-Hearted Moments [04:55 - End]

Discussion Points:

• Birth Certificate Troubles: The hosts share personal challenges related to obtaining birth certificates, adding depth to their earlier conversation about voter registration.
• Humorous Resolutions: The segment concludes with Bobby Lee joking about the ease of managing birth certificate issues and Kalvin expressing frustration over the bureaucratic processes involved.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Lee: "Yeah, let's not talk about birth certificates right now, dude." [04:40]
• Kalvin: "It took me three minutes to register to vote, but. Yeah, because you're a brand new citizen and they cannot wait to get your information." [04:55]

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Conclusion and Takeaways

In this episode of Bad Friends, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino (represented by Kalvin in the transcript) blend humor with relatable topics such as holiday shopping and the intricacies of voting. Their dynamic interaction offers listeners both laughs and insights into everyday challenges, all while promoting their latest merchandise and engaging with their dedicated fan base. The episode underscores the importance of camaraderie and light-heartedness, even when navigating more serious subjects like elections and personal documentation.

Listeners who tune into this episode can expect a mix of comedy, personal anecdotes, and practical advice, all delivered with the hosts' signature wit and chemistry. Whether you're gearing up for the holidays or grappling with voting logistics, Bad Friends provides both entertainment and thoughtful conversation.

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Stay Connected with Bad Friends:

• Instagram: @badfriendspod
• Patreon: badfriends
• TikTok: @badfriendspodofficial
• Website: www.badfriendspod.com

Hosts’ Social Media:

• Andrew Santino:

  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

• Bobby Lee:

  • Instagram
  • Twitter
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This summary aims to provide a comprehensive overview of the episode, capturing the essence of the discussions and the playful interactions between the hosts. For the full experience and additional content, listeners are encouraged to tune into the Bad Friends podcast.

Transcript

[Alex]

Alex, do you like canned cranberry sauce or should we make it ourselves? That's my mom. She didn't know about Instacart's family carts. So, wanna make pecan pie this year? Yes or no? Oh, and how many boxes of stuffing? So I told her we could just share a family cart and add all our holiday favorites to the same order without losing our voices or our sanity. It's so much fun. Alex, can you get my holiday village out of the attic? Baby steps, Alex.

[Bobby Lee]

Baby steps.

[Alex]

Shop Instacart this holiday season and enjoy free delivery on your first three orders. Service fees and terms apply. Alex.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello, Cyber Monday.

[Kalvin]

Oh, it's cyber, Cyber Monday.

[Bobby Lee]

It's in the past and the future.

[Kalvin]

And we got new merch. Check it out.

[Bobby Lee]

We got these new shirts. This is the fans made.

[Kalvin]

The fans made this and the fan made this. And this one is stitched on.

[Bobby Lee]

It's on like that high level.

[Kalvin]

We love this. We love that. We have hoodies, we have crewnecks, long sleeve shirts. We got it all.

[Bobby Lee]

We got it all, baby.

[Kalvin]

Cyber. Beep, boop, bop boop. Monday, right down below in the YouTube, the YouTube store right down below our video. It's 20% off because.

[Bobby Lee]

20% off because of the cyber.

[Kalvin]

So be boop bop, boop boop, boop bop.

[Bobby Lee]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something.

[Kalvin]

We're bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, we're. We're filming this podcast, election night.

[Kalvin]

We filmed this on election night. On right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Right when you're listening to this. This is election night.

[Kalvin]

I also think we did this on the last election.

[Bobby Lee]

We were around then. Yeah, 2020. Yeah, 2020. This guy.

[Kalvin]

I'm almost positive no one talks except for us today. Did we do an episode? Did we do an episode on. I think we did. Because I remember him talking like this. This sounds familiar.

[Bobby Lee]

No, because I know. I'll tell you why. We weren't.

[Alex]

Tito Bobby was in Joshua.

[Bobby Lee]

I was in. Thank you so much. I was in Joshua Tree. Yeah, just like, you know, in a desert rabbit. Like a rabbit. Desert rabbit. Rabbit. Rabbit. Desert rabbit. Rabbit. I can't. I can't part do that. I can't even say desert rabbit, dude. I can't even say desert rabbit right now, dude.

[Kalvin]

Say it again.

[Bobby Lee]

You give me a line again. I was in the desert rabbit.

[Kalvin]

Oh, you're in a desert rabbit.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it was. I remember. Do you remember? You were there.

[Kalvin]

Let's be real, though.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember Julio was On the couch with his arm on the couch watching me. Yeah, I remember.

[Kalvin]

Did you even vote today?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I give money.

[Kalvin]

So you didn't even vote.

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't either.

[Kalvin]

Yes, I did.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way. Where's your sticker?

[Kalvin]

Where's my sticker? I don't wear this sticker. I'm not a cuck.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, I did too, then.

[Kalvin]

No, I know you didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, I did.

[Kalvin]

When?

[Bobby Lee]

Where I at Beechwood Canyon. No, you did.

[Kalvin]

No, you did.

[Bobby Lee]

When?

[Kalvin]

What time? 2:00pm 2:00pm yeah. Give me your phone.

[Bobby Lee]

You give me your phone.

[Kalvin]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Kalvin]

What are we playing? Because I know at 2pm I can see who you were communicating with at 2pm and you would be like, I'm in line here. I am.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's my.

[Kalvin]

I have proof. I live with someone that goes, yep, I went to the fucking element and I have proof.

[Bobby Lee]

I have. With people that do it to.

[Kalvin]

No, you don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I had my housekeeper.

[Kalvin]

Why would you lie?

[Bobby Lee]

Because. Where are you going?

[Kalvin]

Did you vote?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, I did.

[Kalvin]

You're a liar.

[Bobby Lee]

My housekeeper goes. Where you going? I go.

[Kalvin]

How can the fans believe you if you say you'd voted when we know you didn't?

[Bobby Lee]

How can you do this right now?

[Kalvin]

Because you're Mr. On your high horse.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a high horse.

[Kalvin]

Here you are complaining about something you didn't even contribute to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, he's never voted.

[Kalvin]

Well, that's my point.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't matter in California.

[Kalvin]

Yes, it does. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Wait, hold on. I need a churro.

[Kalvin]

That's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? I'm gonna get a cookie.

[Kalvin]

Yeah, get catchuro and a cookie.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna get half a cookie.

[Kalvin]

That'll solve all your problems. This is what the liberals do. They eat away their feelings. They're sad about what happened. They eat their munch, munch, munch. Cookie monster. No, but let me be serious for a second, okay? Neither of us voted. We know that you didn't either. Of course not. All right, of course not. But we should, for at least the local elections. I'm mad about that, but I couldn't because guess what went to the registrar. I'm not registered how I voted last time called. Still, I need to go in and turn in more proof documents that it it's me. So either somebody stole my identity, but I don't have my original birth certificate. Do you?

[Bobby Lee]

Mine's framed.

[Kalvin]

My parents died in a fire when I was a kid. They're all gone. Everything's gone.

[Alex]

You can do that online request another.

[Kalvin]

A birth certificate.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. Thank you so much.

[Kalvin]

How long does it take to get?

[Alex]

Maybe a week.

[Kalvin]

This is coming from someone that definitely didn't get a certificate of birth.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, let's not talk about birth certificates right now, dude.

[Kalvin]

Yeah, okay. Anyway, I tried.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't Google good how you get one then we have to go through the process. I don't want to go through the process of it.

[Kalvin]

I don't know how long it does take. It is a pain in the ass. It's a whole thing proving you were born.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it took me three minutes.

[Kalvin]

To register to vote, but. Yeah, because you're a brand new citizen and they cannot wait to get your information. Guess what, dude? Jury duty's coming your way. You're going to have so much solicitation coming your way, I cannot wait. You're fresh blood, kiddo.