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Summary

Podcast Episode Summary: "Bad Friends" by Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Release Date: January 10, 2025
Production: A 7EQUIS Production
Available On: Patreon

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Introduction

In this episode of Bad Friends, hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino delve into a lively and humorous discussion covering everyday life scenarios, culinary delights, and their shared enthusiasm for the popular TV show, The Great British Bake Off. The conversation flows seamlessly between light-hearted banter and insightful commentary, offering listeners a mix of entertainment and relatable content.

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Light-Hearted Banter and Everyday Humor

Talking Jokes and Laughter (00:30 - 02:04)

The episode kicks off with some playful teasing about a joke related to a shirt. Pete, one of the primary speakers, admits that his joke "wasn't good," prompting his friend to disagree and encourage him to embrace his unique laugh (00:37). This segment highlights the camaraderie and genuine friendship between the participants, setting a relaxed and humorous tone for the episode.

Notable Quote:

• Pete (00:30): "Like, what's the shirt you're wearing? It wasn't a good joke. That's why."

Culinary Conversations: Cookies and Baking

Pete's Wife Bakes Cookies (02:04 - 03:16)

The conversation shifts to food when Pete's wife introduces freshly baked cookies. Specifically, they discuss "peanut butter blossoms," a favorite treat. The dialogue reveals a mix of appreciation and teasing as they navigate the nuances of taste and aroma.

Notable Quotes:

• Unnamed Friend (02:16): "What are those called? What are these called?"
• Pete's Wife (02:17): "Peanut butter blossoms."

This exchange not only showcases the hosts' love for baked goods but also underscores the playful dynamics within their circle.

The Great British Bake Off: Analysis and Favorites

Discussion on The Great British Bake Off (02:24 - 05:38)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to The Great British Bake Off. The hosts engage in a detailed analysis of the latest season, focusing on standout contestants and memorable moments.

Favorite Contestants and Their Journey
The conversation highlights a contestant admired for his baking prowess and humble demeanor, who reportedly secured a position at a Michelin-starred restaurant post-show (02:48). They discuss his background, noting his multicultural family with an Indian mother and Japanese/Belgian father, emphasizing the wholesome nature of his family life.

Notable Quotes:

• Unnamed Friend (04:03): "He's so good."
• Pete (04:19): "He didn't have a good day."
• Unnamed Friend (05:21): "His mom is Indian and his father is Japanese. Belgian."

Judge Interactions and Etiquette
The hosts critique Paul Hollywood's handshake etiquette with contestants, suggesting that immediate reciprocation is both professional and polite. This segment offers viewers an inside look at the subtle dynamics between judges and participants.

Notable Quotes:

• Pete (04:36): "When Paul Hollywood does handshakes to him, he waits too long to shake it back."
• Unnamed Friend (04:55): "You shake it right away. You know better."

Contestant’s Unique Baking Styles
Further discussion revolves around the contestant's unique flavors and baking techniques, praising his creativity and strength in the kitchen. The hosts express admiration for his ability to innovate while maintaining humility.

Notable Quotes:

• Unnamed Friend (05:05): "Greatest thing his unique, unique flavors."
• Pete (05:07): "Unique flavors."

Personal Preferences and Season Highlights

Choosing Favorites Over Winners
Towards the end of the conversation, the hosts express their personal preferences, indicating that while the contestant won the season, their favorite was actually another participant. This reveals the subjective nature of reality TV shows and the personal connections viewers develop with contestants.

Notable Quotes:

• Unnamed Friend (05:25): "The girl is the one that won, by the way."
• Unnamed Friend (05:38): "He was my home run all season."

Conclusion

The episode of Bad Friends offers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and in-depth discussions on beloved TV shows. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, along with their friends, create an engaging atmosphere that resonates with listeners, whether they're fans of the hosts or newcomers seeking entertaining content. The blend of light-hearted moments with thoughtful analysis makes for a captivating listen that highlights the essence of true friendship and shared interests.

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Follow Bad Friends!

• Instagram: @badfriendspod
• Patreon: badfriends
• TikTok: @badfriendspodofficial
• Website: badfriendspod.com

Connect with the Hosts

• Andrew Santino:

  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

• Bobby Lee:

  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • Subscribe to TigerBelly

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Transcript

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[Pete]

Like, what's the shirt you're wearing? It wasn't a good joke. That's why.

[Unnamed Friend]

So good.

[Pete]

No, it wasn't good.

[Unnamed Friend]

No, it's really good.

[Pete]

That laugh. Dude, if I'm not being funny, do that today. Yeah, everyone do that laugh.

[Unnamed Friend]

All right.

[Pete]

And I will do the same.

[Unnamed Friend]

All right. Thank you.

[Pete]

You do one.

[Unnamed Friend]

Do your fake laugh.

[Pete]

Yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Unnamed Friend]

Yes.

[Pete]

That hurts the most. Yeah. The veloc. And the energy behind that is so, so hurtful.

[Unnamed Friend]

Pete's. Pete's wife cooked us some cookies.

[Pete's Wife]

Oh, that was me.

[Unnamed Friend]

I said your wife.

[Pete's Wife]

No, no, that was me. I baked them.

[Unnamed Friend]

Oh, I don't want this.

[Pete's Wife]

No, no, they're good.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Friend]

Oh, yeah.

[Pete]

No, no, no. Well, in the middle. What is it?

[Unnamed Friend]

Go ahead.

[Pete's Wife]

The Hershey's Kiss.

[Pete]

No, thank you. You put this. I don't like the smell.

[Unnamed Friend]

Do you want this? You want one?

[Pete]

Yeah, yeah. Good catch.

[Unnamed Friend]

What are those called? What are these called?

[Pete's Wife]

Peanut butter blossoms.

[Unnamed Friend]

You want one, sweetheart? I have nicotine in my mouth. God bless you.

[Pete]

God bless you.

[Unnamed Friend]

God bless. Dude. I'm gonna have a little. Little taste of Pete's.

[Pete]

I haven't eaten 24 hours.

[Unnamed Friend]

Why?

[Pete]

Because I took the last bit of my Ozempic.

[Unnamed Friend]

Wow, Pete.

[Pete]

But this is bad. Oh, I can tell. They look bad. Yeah, they look bad and they smell bad.

[Unnamed Friend]

And I'm gonna finish it because I need to poop today. I haven't pooped, and I know this will make it happen.

[Pete]

You know, if you're gonna finish it, it's really good.

[Unnamed Friend]

Yeah, Very good.

[Pete]

Yeah, I'll take a bite.

[Unnamed Friend]

No, eat a whole one.

[Pete]

I cracked a tooth up. Okay. Thank you.

[Unnamed Friend]

Yeah, I caught us eating. Yeah, it's the holidays.

[Pete's Wife]

Oh, nice.

[Pete]

Peanut butter.

[Pete's Wife]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Nice.

[Pete's Wife]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Friend]

Really good stuff, Pete.

[Pete]

It's really good. Are you a baker? Is that your side hobby?

[Pete's Wife]

I. I cook. I bake.

[Unnamed Friend]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Y. Do you watch the Great British Bake Off?

[Pete's Wife]

Oh, I sure do. Every season.

[Pete]

Really? Who won this season?

[Pete's Wife]

I didn't watch this season.

[Unnamed Friend]

By the Way. The most shocking win.

[Pete]

We could talk about it.

[Unnamed Friend]

I didn't have her on my top to win. I had bring up the cast. A young, goodlooking kid who was beautiful.

[Pete]

But did you see what happened to him at the end?

[Unnamed Friend]

Yeah.

[Pete]

What.

[Unnamed Friend]

What do you mean?

[Pete]

They showed like. No, at the. After that. They show like what they're up to now.

[Unnamed Friend]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's working at a Michelin restaurant.

[Pete]

It's beautiful.

[Unnamed Friend]

He's fine.

[Pete]

You know, Paul Hollywood called somebody 100. Yeah. Yeah.

[Unnamed Friend]

He got four handshakes.

[Pete]

Yeah. He was amazing.

[Unnamed Friend]

So out of our show. Out of you and I. Okay, you're Paul Hollywood and I'm pro.

[Pete]

No, dude, that's not true.

[Unnamed Friend]

I'm Paul Hollywood.

[Pete]

No, I'm that black lady that does the jokes.

[Unnamed Friend]

The great British bike.

[Pete]

Yeah, yeah, you're her. No, I really. You think I'm Paul Hollywood?

[Unnamed Friend]

I guess you're right. I am Paul Hollywood.

[Pete]

You're Pollywood. For sure. You're Pollywood.

[Unnamed Friend]

Boom. But I give the shakes. Yeah. No, you are pr. Because you look like her. Bring up pr. This is actually what Bobby looks like. This is genuine. That's Bobby. That's you look up. No. Yeah. The third photo is. That's not you.

[Pete]

That's not me.

[Unnamed Friend]

That little eccentric woman is not you.

[Pete]

That's a. I guess maybe if you.

[Unnamed Friend]

Were an old white woman.

[Pete]

Yeah, if I was an old white woman, I would be that. Yeah, that's what the.

[Unnamed Friend]

We're doing.

[Pete]

Yeah, that's what the.

[Unnamed Friend]

This is.

[Pete]

Okay, so anyway, so. But at. Here's the thing about the. He didn't have a good day.

[Unnamed Friend]

Who didn't? Oh, yeah. He didn't know. He. He didn't do.

[Pete]

He didn't have a good day.

[Unnamed Friend]

Bring his name up again. I forget his name. The. The cast. He's my favorite, though. He's.

[Pete]

He's so good.

[Unnamed Friend]

Really handsome guy.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Friend]

Dylan's.

[Pete]

This guy is a great baker.

[Unnamed Friend]

And you know who likes him a lot? Rudy. She's nodding already. Pervert.

[Pete]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unnamed Friend]

Zoom in on that guy. He's. He's gorgeous, this guy.

[Pete]

Not a great photo.

[Unnamed Friend]

No, no. Just give me some other photo.

[Pete]

Yeah. Not. Not. Not that photo.

[Unnamed Friend]

He. Honestly, he's such a good. He's such a good baker. He's so good and he's so humble.

[Pete]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Unnamed Friend]

Yeah. He's very good looking.

[Pete]

Cute.

[Unnamed Friend]

He's cute and he's strong.

[Pete]

He's great. So weird.

[Unnamed Friend]

I. That's why I like.

[Pete]

He's a little eccentric.

[Unnamed Friend]

I like him like that.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Friend]

You don't want to be.

[Pete]

Look, like when Paul.

[Unnamed Friend]

That photo put the kid in a movie.

[Pete]

Yeah. When Paul Hollywood does handshakes to him, he waits too long to shake it back. Yeah.

[Unnamed Friend]

I think he's nervous.

[Pete]

So Paul. Paul Hollywood was like, yeah. And then this guy goes, I know, but my point is, you shake it right away.

[Unnamed Friend]

You shake it.

[Pete]

When Andrew shakes your hand, you shake it right away.

[Unnamed Friend]

Shake it right away. You know better.

[Pete]

Good forearms for baking kids got great ham. Yeah, look at that. And he's got good flavor.

[Unnamed Friend]

Greatest thing his unique, unique flavors.

[Pete]

Unique flavors.

[Unnamed Friend]

All right, we're bored. We're bored.

[Pete]

Okay. Anyway, I don't think we are. I don't think we are.

[Unnamed Friend]

Well, it's for you and me.

[Pete]

It doesn't matter. I think the people at home want to know what we've watched.

[Unnamed Friend]

Look at that. His mom is Indian and his father is Japanese. Belgian.

[Pete]

Wow.

[Unnamed Friend]

And they showed a video of the family. The most wholesome fucking family on earth. These people are wonderful.

[Pete]

Let me see the family. I never saw it do the family.

[Unnamed Friend]

They showed a video of him with his family.

[Pete]

I'll show you. I know. Wholesome.

[Unnamed Friend]

But that girl is the one that won, by the way. The.

[Pete]

But she had a good day, and that's all.

[Unnamed Friend]

Yeah, but she wasn't my home run. He was my home run all season.

[Pete]

Okay, could you know what Hope Core is?