New Episode Out on Patreon Today

Summary

Podcast Summary: Bad Friends Episode Released on June 13, 2025

Hosts: Bobby Lee (B) & Andrew Santino (A)
Production: 7EQUIS
Release Date: June 13, 2025
Episode: New Episode Out on Patreon Today

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1. Introduction to the Episode

The latest episode of Bad Friends kicks off with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino diving straight into a lively and humorous conversation. Skipping the usual advertisements and formal introductions, the hosts engage in their trademark banter, setting the tone for an entertaining episode.

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2. The Gorilla Debate

Timestamp: 00:30 – 02:02

The conversation begins with a humorous debate sparked by a meme about a man claiming he can "beat off 100 men" despite not being a gorilla. Andrew Santino references the meme, saying:

A (00:35): "He's doing this because there's a guy who was wearing a shirt, it said, I'm not a gorilla, but I can beat off 100 men."

Bobby Lee counters this by analyzing the feasibility of such a scenario:

B (00:49): "You couldn't. You could not. A hundred men versus a gorilla."

The hosts humorously speculate on how many people it would take to fend off various animals, including a Yorkshire Terrier and a Doberman Pinscher. Their playful exchange highlights their chemistry and ability to turn everyday observations into comedic gold.

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3. Animal Abuse Concerns

Timestamp: 01:18 – 02:09

Transitioning from the gorilla topic, Andrew shares a disturbing incident he witnessed:

A (01:18): "I saw a guy manhandling his dog this morning... he kept whipping it around because it was barking at another dog in a fence."

Bobby Lee expresses his frustration and suggests a controversial idea inspired by another show:

B (02:09): "There's a guy named Colorado Ped Patrol... Why can't we bait people that are abusive to dogs and beat them in public and stream it?"

While the suggestion is made in jest, it underscores their shared disdain for animal abuse and the lengths they might consider to address such behavior.

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4. Peanut Butter Antics

Timestamp: 02:26 – 03:07

Shifting gears, the hosts delve into a lighter, albeit bizarre, topic:

B (02:26): "You know what I do? I put peanut butter on my butthole."

Andrew responds with mock intrigue:

A (02:29): "That'll get them out there. That'll get the dogs excited."

Their discussion about peanut butter preferences—crunchy versus smooth—adds a layer of humorous absurdity to the episode. Bobby Lee's preference for crunchy peanut butter leads to a playful jab:

B (02:43): "I'm a crunchy guy, dude."

Andrew humorously questions Bobby's choices, maintaining the light-hearted and comedic flow of their conversation.

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5. Jam and Butter Preferences

Timestamp: 03:07 – 04:05

The conversation seamlessly transitions to their favorite jams and preservation habits:

A (03:07): "Did you refrigerate your jam?"

B (03:44): "Do you refrigerate your peanut butter?"

Andrew debates the necessity of refrigerating butter, challenging conventional wisdom:

A (03:54): "Butter should generally be refrigerated. But you don't have to put it in the fridge."

Bobby Lee playfully disagrees, leading to a friendly disagreement about food storage practices. This segment showcases their ability to turn mundane topics into engaging discussions filled with humor and personal anecdotes.

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6. Spoiled Milk and Dietary Choices

Timestamp: 04:05 – 04:59

Wrapping up their foodie debate, Andrew shares a personal experience:

A (04:25): "I drank spoiled milk yesterday and I'm fine."

Bobby Lee, being lactose intolerant, expresses concern:

B (04:35): "I'm lactose intolerant."

Their exchange touches on dietary restrictions and the varied tolerances individuals have, all while maintaining a humorous undertone. Andrew's casual mention of consuming spoiled milk leads to a lighthearted conversation about bodily reactions and dietary habits.

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Conclusion

In this episode of Bad Friends, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino deliver their signature blend of humor, camaraderie, and candid conversation. From debating the logistics of humans versus gorillas to sharing absurd personal habits, the hosts provide listeners with an entertaining and relatable dialogue. Their ability to navigate through diverse topics with wit and spontaneity continues to make Bad Friends a must-listen for fans seeking laughter and genuine friendship.

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Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Santino (00:35): "He's doing this because there's a guy who was wearing a shirt, it said, I'm not a gorilla, but I can beat off 100 men."

• Bobby Lee (00:49): "You couldn't. You could not. A hundred men versus a gorilla."

• Bobby Lee (02:26): "You know what I do? I put peanut butter on my butthole."

• Andrew Santino (03:54): "Butter should generally be refrigerated. But you don't have to put it in the fridge."

• Andrew Santino (04:25): "I drank spoiled milk yesterday and I'm fine."

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Transcript

[A]

Hablas espanol Spoich.

[B]

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[C]

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[B]

I can kill a gorilla on my. I don't need 99 other men.

[A]

He's doing this because there's a guy who was wearing a shirt, it said, I'm not a gorilla, but I can beat off 100 men.

[B]

Not that. Based on that. I saw that.

[A]

That's what we just talked about at lunch.

[B]

Yeah, but there's these memes and stuff going around. About 100 men versus a gorilla.

[A]

You couldn't. You could not. A hundred men versus a gorilla.

[B]

Yeah, we'd lose. Is that how big a gorilla is?

[A]

It's not how big.

[B]

Oh, I mean, how many? Okay, let's go. Let's go. All animals. How many men would a Yorkshire terrier.

[A]

Like a grown adult male? Just one.

[B]

One. But not.

[A]

How many kids?

[B]

But not Brad Williams.

[A]

No. Bw.

[B]

Yeah, he'd be taken down.

[A]

How about. How about how many people would it take to. To fight off a Doberman pincher? Oh, I saw a guy manhandling his dog this morning speaking a witch. And it really pissed me off, dude. Because you know how like people tug on the chain and he kept. He whipped it around because he was barking at another dog in a fence.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he whipped it so hard it leapt off the ground. And then he grabbed it by the neck.

[B]

And that guy. Write his name down. That's uncalled for.

[A]

A pit bull. It was. He had a pit bull.

[B]

I hate when animals are treated that way.

[A]

I don't like it at all, man. It pissed me off. There's my dog in the window.

[B]

Yeah, he scared both the Carlos and me.

[A]

Did it scare you guys?

[B]

Yeah, I jumped. Literally. Or they'll see like a puppy, like being beaten down on the side of the road.

[A]

Disgusting, right?

[B]

How come I can't find them?

[A]

You know how there's this show on.

[B]

The Internet, I can't find kittens or anything.

[A]

You know the show on the Internet where they catch. It's called. There's a guy named Colorado Ped Patrol. He, like, baits people that are trying to interact with underage people and then they beat them in public. They, like, beat the life out. Why can't we bait people that are abusive to dogs and beat them in public and stream it? I think if you beat dogs, we should beat you in public and stream it.

[B]

You know what I do? I put peanut butter. Peanut butter on my butthole.

[A]

That'll get them out there. That'll get the dogs excited. I don't know about the guy who does the abuse.

[B]

I'll make them eat it.

[A]

Oh, that's smart.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, that's very smart. After the dogs are done with you.

[B]

Chunky peanut butter. Extra chunky or crunchy?

[A]

You like chunky or smooth?

[B]

I'm a crunchy guy, dude.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Oh, 100.

[A]

Yeah. You're kind of crunchy.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you like smooth?

[A]

Nah, Smooth is so weird.

[B]

It's so weird.

[A]

Weird.

[B]

It feels weird. What kind of jelly do you use?

[A]

Raspberry.

[B]

No, what brand?

[A]

I use the one. What's the one that's, you know. You know.

[B]

Yeah, it's the one that.

[A]

You know.

[B]

A mom and pop. Yes, that one.

[A]

Who is that, though? I don't even know. We just buy it.

[B]

We buy it because it looks so, like. Cottage. Yeah.

[A]

Cottage.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

By an old white lady.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I made you some jam.

[B]

Yeah. Where is it? I think it's Smuckers, right?

[A]

No, no, man. We're not Smuckers.

[B]

We're not Smuckers, guys. For sure.

[A]

That one. The first one. The first one. Go up top. The first one. The first thing. That girl. That's what I use.

[B]

Who is this woman? This one.

[A]

Bonnie. Bonnie Maimon.

[B]

Oh, she's got a skill set, that one.

[A]

Huge rack. Bonnie Maimon. She's just an old fat white lady. I'll make you some strawberry preserves.

[B]

Yeah, that's a really good one. Do you refrigerate your jam?

[A]

No, I don't think so.

[B]

Yeah. Do you refrigerate your peanut butter?

[A]

No. No. And I don't. And I definitely don't refrigerate butter. People that put butter in the fridge, weirdo. Leave it out.

[B]

Leave it out, you weirdo.

[A]

Let it get soft.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Butter should generally be refrigerated. No, that's not true.

[B]

Yeah, I think that you're wrong about that. I was going along with you, but I'm like, I don't know.

[A]

Butter. Butter lasts longer in the fridge. But you don't have to put it in the fridge. You don't look it up.

[B]

Here's another thing you shouldn't put in the fridge. Sashimi.

[A]

Leave it out.

[B]

Leave it out for a month.

[A]

Wherever the sun is coming in your house.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Big slice of tuna in your front and you're just in the front. Recommended refrigerated jelly, especially if it's not high sugar variety. I'm gonna tell you, I don't. I don't oblige you. Any of it. I drank spoiled milk yesterday and I'm fine.

[B]

Really.

[A]

I did. I'm not kidding. I had cereal. I looked at. It was like seven days past when it said don't drink.

[B]

Was it curdled?

[A]

Tasted fine. I mean, yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

My fart smelled weird, but who cares?

[B]

I do.

[A]

Your body is.

[B]

I'm lactose intolerant.

[A]

Oh, well, you can't have it.

[B]

Curdled milk, Forget about it.

[A]

You're lactose intolerant?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're Korean and Jewish.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That. That's what I had for breakfast.

[B]

Yuck.

[A]

Yogurt?

[B]

You had yogurt? Yeah. Okay.

[A]

By the way, yogurt is. Is. Isn't that curdled milk? There's nothing wrong with drinking spoiled milk. Thank you. It just doesn't taste good. But it doesn't do anything to you. No. No. You're. You're how old?

[B]

How old?

[A]

Drinking milk can be dangerous. It's so good to have doctors in the house. Yeah.