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Bert Kreischer (0:29)
Ladies and gentlemen, she returns. She has risen. It's Rudy Jewels. She's been away from the show for too long. She's been doing a lot of tiger belly, a lot of bellied tiger, a lot of trash. Tuesday.
Rudy Jewels (0:45)
I have an intro that I prepared.
Bert Kreischer (0:47)
Oh, sorry about that.
Rudy Jewels (0:48)
Can I.
Bert Kreischer (0:48)
Can I. Yeah, please.
Rudy Jewels (0:50)
It's gonna take a couple minutes.
Bert Kreischer (0:51)
Yeah, do it.
Rudy Jewels (1:01)
Hello, my weary travelers. My boat crashed along a seashore. And I ran into a fair, the Renaissance Fair. And I saw many things. Chalices being made, chain mails. And I also saw one school shooter. I saw a man walking a pickle. Yes. And I have found my people. And I have some gifts for you all, if I may. If I may.
Bert Kreischer (1:32)
Did you really? Yes, honestly. Will you play the bird again?
Rudy Jewels (1:40)
Yeah. Yeah.
Bert Kreischer (1:40)
That's beautiful.
Rudy Jewels (1:45)
For Jules.
Bert Kreischer (1:46)
I'm not kidding. I love that thing.
Rudy Jewels (1:47)
Yeah. Jules, I bought you a wand. It's a wand?
Bert Kreischer (1:51)
Yeah, that's what they call it.
Rudy Jewels (1:54)
Come, come grab it.
Bert Kreischer (1:59)
Play the bird. Play the bird. Play the bird, bud.