Return of the Doc!

Summary

Bad Friends – “Return of the Doc!” (June 8, 2026)

Episode Overview

This episode of Bad Friends marks the much-anticipated return of Doc Willis to the podcast, reuniting him with hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino for the first time in nearly three years. The episode weaves together Bobby’s Canada tour drama, ongoing banter with their team (especially Carlos), and Doc’s health transformation and reflections on life after a lengthy absence. The episode is full of classic Bad Friends courtroom antics, heartfelt moments, and their trademark unfiltered humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Arsenal Victory & London Banter [00:12–01:05]

• Bobby opens with a dramatic reading to honor Arsenal’s Premier League win after 22 years, which everyone riffs on in a tongue-in-cheek way about fandom and "nan" confusion.
• Sets the playful, irreverent tone for the episode.

Memorable Quote

“North London forever. Whatever the weather, these streets are our own. And my heart will not leave you ever. My blood will forever run through the stone.”
— Bobby Lee [00:12]

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2. Bobby’s Canada Tour Gripes & The “Robin Williams” Incident [01:06–06:15]

The Setup:

• Bobby shares two main “hitches” from his weekend Canada tour, featuring Carlos Herrera as his tour manager. Andrew gleefully interrogates the events.

Gripe #1: The Robin Williams Comparison [02:55–06:01]

• Bobby describes Carlos getting offstage after announcing house rules and declaring, “I feel like Robin Williams!”—an act Bobby finds egregiously self-congratulatory.
• Carlos admits it but justifies it out of excitement and pride.
• Bobby offers a hilarious analogy:

  “Let’s say I’m a construction worker… I invite my son, and he puts in the last nail, then says, ‘I built a house!’—that’s the feeling.” [05:00]

• The group mock-courts Carlos, ultimately finding him “Innocent on the Robin Williams charge.” [19:46]

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3. Gripe #2: Mysterious Men at Dinner & Backstage [06:15–20:14]

• After the show, Carlos invites two strangers (one purportedly “Akash Singh’s brother”) to dinner and backstage—without Bobby’s permission.
• Bobby is visibly rattled; the group stages a mock trial with Andrew as judge and Doc weighing in.

  “From now on, if you’re a serial killer … just come to dinner, talk to Carlos.” — Bobby Lee [09:09]

• Carlos fumbles with dubious explanations, saying, “In the Middle East, they do weird things with their names. You never know.” [08:33]
• Andy point-blank:

  “Did you inquire if this man was actually a relative or just a local host of comics?” — Andrew Schulz [10:42]

• Bobby’s frustration is palpable:

  “I looked at you and I said, ‘I think I shouldn’t bring it up today because I think the audience is tired of it.’ And you said, ‘Bring it up.’” [19:14]

• Court ruling: Guilty on the unauthorized backstage and dinner guests. [20:00–20:08]
• Sets up running jokes about security, boundaries, and loyalty within the Bad Friends team.

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4. Courtroom Antics, Therapy, and Carlos’ Artistic Aspirations [20:14–27:01]

• The team proposes Carlos do a full 12-minute cold open set (“the Robin Williams trial by fire”) with no God mic, no music, no hype, and a promise of social media evidence.

• “You’re going to drown so deeply that I’m going to be on the side of the stage like a hyena.” — Bobby Lee [24:53]

• Carlos vainly defends himself, claiming, “I told him backstage: your job is so hard.” [26:54]
• Andrew and Bobby poke fun at Carlos’ evolving “growth”—from Mentos and cologne to failed boundaries and argument tactics.

• "We do this every week. There's slight changes in behavior: Mentos ... and cologne." — Bobby Lee [17:22]

• Ongoing metaphor of "gripes growing like grapes" [06:21] for unresolved team tensions.

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5. Andrew’s Week & McCone Wedding Story [27:27–28:20]

• Andrew shares his trip to the Dominican Republic for his sister’s wedding, which McCone attended (obligatory ribbing included).
• Lively reaction to McCone’s braided wedding hair.

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6. Doc Willis Returns [28:23–73:00]

Doc’s Return & Reactions [28:23–31:27]

• Doc makes a dramatic and emotional return, with Bobby visibly “holding his face” and tearing up:

  “I’ve just missed you. I think this is the best week of my life… To see you back, real, it really did.” — Bobby Lee [30:07]

Doc’s Health Journey [31:28–48:33]

• Doc shares his health scare: type 2 diabetes, kidney and liver issues, polyps, and lessons learned from a blunt doctor visit.

  • Funny details: being called “obese” with a “bad female student” present; discovering lesions via bingeing on spinach (oxalates and kidney stones).

• Doc reformed his diet—intermittent fasting, water and lemon water fasting, cutting out most sugar (“A1C went down from 6.6 to 5.9” [37:37]), walking routines (“Japanese interval walking”), and limited wine consumption.

• “I went on this whole spinach diet where I wouldn’t eat nothing but spinach … Later I’m reading, that’s what causes kidney stones.” [45:01–45:27]

• The guys riff on fast food indulgences/preference for Popeyes over KFC; Bobby confesses he’s never had Popeyes, setting off another round of incredulous jokes.

Life Lessons and Staying Present [48:33–51:00]

• Doc, Bobby, and Andrew discuss the importance of presence and “bringing it back to the moment.”

• “Anxiety is in the future. Depression is in the past. So the moment of solidarity is now.” — Doc Willis [50:12]

• “If you have one foot in the future and one foot in the past, you’re pissing on today.” — Bobby Lee [50:47]

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7. Virus Riffs & Social Commentary [51:00–56:13]

• Bobby voice his worries about Ebola/Hantavirus; Andrew and Doc deflate the panic with facts and jokes.
• The team jokes about the government, conspiracy theories, and virus origins (“Doc collects coronavirus strains like black guys collect Jordans.” — Andrew Schulz [55:02]).

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8. Hollywood Diversity & Casting [56:14–63:39]

• Spirited debate: Should superhero characters reflect race of original comics? Doc and Bobby both prefer fidelity to source material; Andrew shrugs off the importance.

• “It just seemed like they’re having a struggle internally with what is right and what is wrong.” — Doc Willis [59:37]

• They lament when actors are recycled for multiple Marvel/DC roles (e.g. “RDJ as Dr. Doom?”) and riff on alternate castings for iconic characters.

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9. 1980s/90s Wrestling & Pop-Cultural Icons [63:40–67:44]

• Andrew discusses the new Hulk Hogan doc (“Not a wrestling fan, but was enamored…” [64:01]); Bobby waxes nostalgic about Tonga the Kid.
• A tangent about pro wrestling’s blend of performance and athleticism:

  “The physicality is real … but it’s a play … theater guys that love lifting weights.” — Andrew Schulz [66:04–66:31]

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10. Doc’s Return Reflections & Bobby’s Dream [67:44–72:33]

• Doc shares that after leaving, fans constantly approached him to ask about Bad Friends.

• “…there’s this thing that goes beyond podcasts … camaraderie… I just wanted to let the fans remind y’all that that’s what it’s about. Punk asses.” — Doc Willis [69:20]

• Bobby, vulnerable and earnest, shares his “dream” that Doc might eventually rejoin the tour and the team.

• “He was a vital part of our show. I feel like I f—ed it up. I apologize to you.” — Bobby Lee [72:18]

Doc responds with humor and gratitude:

“Thank you for being a bad friend. Love and miss you.” — Doc Willis [72:33]

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “Let’s have him do another 10 [minutes]… Let’s see Robin Williams go again.” — Andrew Schulz [05:58]
• “If you’re a serial killer… just come to dinner, talk to Carlos.” — Bobby Lee [09:09]
• “We do this every week. There’s slight changes in behavior: Mentos… and cologne.” — Bobby Lee [17:22]
• “I think we need therapy… It’s like you’re in a relationship and your wife keeps cheating on you… and you just kind of get used to it.” — Bobby Lee [18:11]
• “I want you to die.” — Bobby Lee [53:51]
• “Anxiety is in the future. Depression is in the past.” — Doc Willis [50:12]
• “If you have one foot in the future and one in the past, you’re pissing on today.” — Bobby Lee [50:47]

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Memorable Moments

• Doc’s surprise return and Bobby’s emotional reaction [29:27–30:07]
• Courtroom antics with fake “jury” and charges against Carlos [17:00–20:14]
• Doc’s blunt doctor visit:

  “We got to move the cursor over here… and click ‘Obese.’” [32:17]

• Popeyes revelation: Bobby’s never tried it — “I don’t like the cartoon.” [41:17]
• Bobby’s apology and dream for team redemption [72:18]

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Structure & Timestamps

• [00:12–06:01] — Arsenal banter; Bobby’s Canada tour and Carlos’ “Robin Williams” debacle
• [06:15–20:14] — Carlos brings strangers backstage/dinner; mock trial
• [24:37–27:27] — Upcoming “Robin Williams” set bet & team banter
• [28:23–31:27] — Doc surprises Bobby; emotional reunion
• [31:28–48:33] — Doc’s health journey, intermittent fasting, and diet revelations
• [48:33–51:00] — Staying present, anxiety/depression analogies
• [51:00–56:13] — Virus jokes, social commentary, Carlos’ antibody collection
• [56:14–63:39] — Comic adaptations, race and casting in Hollywood
• [63:40–67:44] — WWE nostalgia, wrestling as “theater kids who lift”
• [67:44–72:33] — Doc explains his hiatus, Bobby shares hopes for redemption

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a classic Bad Friends cocktail: absurd and biting humor mixed with rare, candid vulnerability. The long-awaited return of Doc is greeted with emotion and honesty, giving fans closure on his absence while demonstrating the show’s unique chemistry as the “Bad Friends Court” is once again in session. The heartfelt ending signals a future for the trio that is, in typical Bad Friends fashion, both chaotic and full of love.

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Quote to close:

“Thank you for being a bad friend. Love and miss you.” — Doc Willis [72:33]

Transcript

[Andrew Schulz]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Doc Willis]

White dude and an Asian dude.

[Bobby Lee]

You two are disgusting.

[Doc Willis]

You two are something.

[Andrew Schulz]

We're bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

North London forever. Whatever the weather, these streets are our own. And my heart will not leave you ever. My blood will forever run through the stone.

[Andrew Schulz]

Congratulations to Arsenal. Congratulations to Arsenal winning the Premier League

[Bobby Lee]

after 22 years of. Of trying.

[Andrew Schulz]

I saw a picture of a guy who went with his nan.

[Bobby Lee]

Nan.

[Andrew Schulz]

There he is. He was with his name.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I thought it was Indian bread that he was bringing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Arsenal fan takes a photo with his nan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I saw that one.

[Andrew Schulz]

Two title wins.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

A Gooner. A Gooner for life. You be.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I have to say, I know people. The fans are sick of it. I went to Canada this weekend.

[Andrew Schulz]

How was Canada? You were in trial.

[Bobby Lee]

It went off without a hitch.

[Andrew Schulz]

No hitches at all.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it went off without a hitch.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now tell me. Yeah, it sounds just tonally. It sounds like there were some hitches.

[Bobby Lee]

There's two hitches. There's two hitches. I don't know if the fans listen to it all the time.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think the fans would enjoy my.

[Bobby Lee]

My hitches.

[Andrew Schulz]

A couple of hits.

[Bobby Lee]

It was three, but the third one I can let go.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'd like to hear all three.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, the third one isn't as strong as the first two. The third one I could let go. The first two. What are you doing?

[Carlos Herrera]

I'm lowering up.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, he's lawyering up.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're lowering. All right. So what I want to say to you, Carlos, is, is that I love you. You're improving. Every week, I'll tell you where the improvements are coming.

[Carlos Herrera]

Hell, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Every time he approaches me, he puts a Mentos in his mouth. Literally true. Literally true.

[Carlos Herrera]

Literally true.

[Bobby Lee]

Every time I knew Mentos in his mouth, and I'm like. And that's growth, you know?

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm going to get the bill.

[Bobby Lee]

Spraying cologne. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sprays cologne over his face. He approaches.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm going to get the bill for BAD at the end of the month, and it's going to be Mentos. It's going to be 30 grand. And.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know, I know. So. So that's an improvement. There's some things that he's done and said that were kind of bothersome to me.

[Andrew Schulz]

Backhanded.

[Bobby Lee]

Not backhanded. Just an observation. Interesting.

[Andrew Schulz]

Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. And I'm gonna say the first two and then I don't want any argument. So write it down if you have any arguments. Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

You told me I couldn't talk.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I'm gonna do the first two without any interruption from you. Right. And get a. Go. Go get a piece of paper and a pen, and I will not allow you to even say a word. Okay. And it's just interesting little thing, tidbit of something that. All right, so are you ready, Carlos, or. Yeah, where are you?

[Carlos Herrera]

I said to get my jewel.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Go get your jewel. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

One jewel per gripe. You get to huff one hit per gripe.

[Bobby Lee]

The first one, I don't know why it bothered me. It probably wouldn't have bothered you, but it bothered me.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So I have Carlos go up on stage.

[McCone]

Stop.

[Andrew Schulz]

I did see photos of that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He goes up on stage and he needs to say two things, which are, please no heckling and put away your phone and put your way. Your phones. Because Bobby has a special coming out and we don't want anyone videoing it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Simple request.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right, simple. So. And while he's doing it, I'm on the God Mike, which is the mic offstage, and I'm making the crowd laugh, like, hurry up, you know? I mean, boring stuff like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

More energy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Classic shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

So classic.

[Bobby Lee]

Second show in Toronto. He gets upset, giggling. He gets off stage giggling, like, right. He looks me right in the eyes and he goes, I feel like Robin Williams.

[Andrew Schulz]

I feel like Robin Williams now. What do you think you have in common with Robin?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, he doesn't get to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, sorry, not.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to do it now or. No, I'll go bit to bit.

[Andrew Schulz]

We'll go bit to bit.

[Bobby Lee]

So let him.

[Doc Willis]

You.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think he rebut now. Let's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, let's do a rebuttal. Did you not say that?

[Carlos Herrera]

I did say that. I was feeling it so hard. I was high as hell getting off stage and I was proud of myself for killing it.

[Bobby Lee]

My boss, it was more like, I feel like Hannah Gatsby. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

You're the old lady and I'm hurting.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, you. Oh, good attack. Good attack. So good attack. Good attack. Very good talk.

[Andrew Schulz]

You believe you crush the cold open like Robin Williams?

[Carlos Herrera]

I do.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, okay. He did not Got laughed. The laughs were from me.

[Carlos Herrera]

No, no, no, not all of them. They were for me as well.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I mean, does it bother me?

[Andrew Schulz]

I. It's. I'll say.

[Bobby Lee]

I couldn't think of an analogy. I think maybe I thought of the feeling. Can I give you just an analogy? Let's say I'm a construction Worker, Right. And I'm working on a home.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

One day. One day I invite my son. My son's 15 years old. Come to work with me, son. Right. And I'm putting in a nail.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And the last bit, I go, son, come over here. Grab the hammer. He does the last bit. The son does.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And looks at his dad and goes,

[Andrew Schulz]

I built a house, right?

[Bobby Lee]

That's the feeling. I built a house. No, you put a little piece of nail in.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You're not Robin Williams, right? Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

I didn't fit.

[Bobby Lee]

He didn't feel. I bet you money. I bet you money that if Robin Williams still alive, right. That feeling that you had, he never had.

[Carlos Herrera]

Oh, that cocky feeling of.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's. It's. It's not even remotely. I mean, given your.

[Andrew Schulz]

I would. I. So the. You said, would it make me mad? No. And I'll tell you why.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Oh, good. I like this. Because I want to calm down. Yes, please.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because I would have never let him go on stage.

[Carlos Herrera]

I know, Andrew, you would have been psyched for me.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know, but I would have been happy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but if he said that to you, what would would be your reaction?

[Andrew Schulz]

I didn't bring him back on stage. On stage, I'd have gone, Robin Williams. Guys, everybody give it back up.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's have him do another 10.

[Andrew Schulz]

Another 10?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I was on his own.

[Carlos Herrera]

I was manic like you were at dinner.

[Andrew Schulz]

Gripe, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'll tell you why. That's the gripe too. And do not say anything before. Okay. Write it down. Okay, here's my gripe too.

[Carlos Herrera]

So.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, there's a couple of gripes, but there's actually more gripes now.

[Andrew Schulz]

But the gripes are growing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, gripes always grow like grapes.

[Andrew Schulz]

The gripes, they grow?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like grapes.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a vine of gripes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's a vine of gripes, but I'm gonna say one gripe. Okay, so after the second show, what does one do after a show?

[Andrew Schulz]

You go to eat.

[Bobby Lee]

You're so smart.

[Andrew Schulz]

You have to go eat. You're hungry.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why I'm here with you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Worked very hard, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

You're so smart. Dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where did you go to eat?

[Bobby Lee]

We went to this hot pot place we. That we really liked. So we're walking there and there's a gigantic Indian slash Turkish man with us.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. Security.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I never seen him before in my life.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who is the man?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know his name. There was another. His cousin was with him too, or some friend. Yeah, I Think his name is Haroun.

[Doc Willis]

Haroun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so stop. I said don't say anything until I'm done.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, I'm just luring up a lawyer.

[Bobby Lee]

Get your lawyers and go to your council and whatever you need to do. All right?

[Carlos Herrera]

I'm Carlos Cock.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. We're at dinner, right? And these guys are with us, just sitting at dinner, eating a meal that I'm paying for. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Did you, did they introduce himself to you at all?

[Bobby Lee]

The, the big guy did not. No. So, so, all right, so, and the other guy, I only know his name because during dinner I go, what's your name? And he goes, right. So I, I, I, I turned to Carlos when they're both gone, they're at the Sauce.

[Carlos Herrera]

Sauce bar.

[Bobby Lee]

Se. Bar section.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sauce bar, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So they're away, and I go, who the fuck is this guy? And this guy Carlos goes, oh, that's Akash's brother, Harun Singh. Yeah, Akash Singh, right. Do you remember this? When I looked at him and I went, oh, yeah, what was it like? You know me hang out with, growing up with Akash. And he goes, oh, I've only met him a couple of times in Toronto when he did tours. Yes, I did, your honor. Yeah, yeah, yes. Who is he? Who is he? Let me ask you. Was he his brother?

[Carlos Herrera]

Look at my.

[Bobby Lee]

Was he his brother?

[Carlos Herrera]

He was not, your honor. Your honor, I point to evidence exhibit A.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, let me read this. Hassan Salimi says, hey, man, gonna talk to Bob tonight when we get off the plane.

[Bobby Lee]

Salimi Singh.

[Andrew Schulz]

Salimi Singh.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they're different last names.

[Andrew Schulz]

Very different.

[Bobby Lee]

You told me that he was his brother.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, but in the Middle east, they do weird things with their names. You never know.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hold on. It says here, Carlo said, hey, man, gonna talk to Bob tonight. When we get off the plane, things have dot, dot, dot. And Hassan says, lol. Week to week, we live one day at a time. Now, I don't know if that is a Muslim thing, but I don't know what that is.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a, a thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And he said, tell him Akash Singh, bigger but younger brother, is here to make sure he's good when he's here.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay? So when I asked him, are you his brother? He goes, when he comes to Toronto, I come, come to his shows. So I just, I just want to tell anyone out there when I'm on tour, from now on, if you're a serial killer, if you're on the FBI most wanted list, just, just, just come to dinner. Talk to Carlos. I know they never caught the Zodiac killer, but if you're in town, just come to anyone. Come to dinner.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on to dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on to dinner.

[Doc Willis]

Lie.

[Carlos Herrera]

Your honor. Your honor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

He liked him so much he got a ride to the Ritz car.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I. I got a ride because I didn't want to be in the car with you.

[Carlos Herrera]

Because I told you to take a chill pill. Cause you were being manic at dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because you're. I'm with people there that aren't supposed to be there.

[Carlos Herrera]

I mean, if you have issues with standing up and, like, with boundaries and telling people who can and cannot come

[Bobby Lee]

to dinner, that's your. That's your job.

[Carlos Herrera]

But you should whisper that to me before we go. Andrew would have no problem with.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hold on, hold on. Don't throw me under the bus. I am simply waiting for my ride. Yeah, don't push me in front of the truck. So wait, get back to the. Let's go back to the dm, because. What? I would interpret this as if I'm Carlos and he says, tell him Akash Singh bigger, but younger brother is here. My immediate reaction would be, you're related to Akash.

[Carlos Herrera]

You're right, your honor. That's a question I could have asked,

[Andrew Schulz]

but instead you said, oh, I know akash.

[Carlos Herrera]

We love aka I've known him.

[Andrew Schulz]

I've known him since 2011. You didn't inquire of whether or not this was Akash's brother or reach out to Akash to say, is this guy your brother? Now, how did this man DM you? He dm Bad page or your page?

[Doc Willis]

Please, please, please, please.

[Andrew Schulz]

Either way, the point is, please, please. You didn't inquire if this man was actually a relative or just a local host of comics.

[Carlos Herrera]

Look, they're holding hands.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's my hands in my pocket, brother. And look at my head.

[Andrew Schulz]

This.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going, who is this?

[Andrew Schulz]

This evidence you're trying to display?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who took this photo?

[Bobby Lee]

You did.

[Carlos Herrera]

No, I didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you did. And you did this because you knew I was gonna do this. And this is insane.

[Carlos Herrera]

Dude, Cat Bird took his photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, he's on my side.

[Carlos Herrera]

I have a better iPhone than that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, okay. This gentleman came to dinner. Yeah. Bobby was being cordial and got through the dinner, although he was uncomfortable with the whole thing at the end. Was there any semblance of an apology? Or like, hey, I didn't know I up or any of that? No, none. Interesting move, Carlos.

[Doc Willis]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, he Was visibly upset about this whole. Having strangers at the dinner.

[Carlos Herrera]

I don't think he was visibly upset about.

[Bobby Lee]

Then why did you say shut your mouth during dinner?

[Andrew Schulz]

You told him to shut your mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

Your Honor, I would never tell my. What did you say? What did you say then? You need to relax, okay?

[Andrew Schulz]

Take a chill pill is what you said.

[Carlos Herrera]

He said chill pill. He. That's how he took it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Carlos Herrera]

He was manic, Andrew. He needed his meds. You would have very upset.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hold on. Did you invite two strangers to dinner?

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, but they were cool, and they were the same color as a case.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Everyone in Toronto is brown.

[Carlos Herrera]

I know.

[Andrew Schulz]

The whole city is brown.

[Carlos Herrera]

They can all come to dinner.

[Andrew Schulz]

No. Well, I guess now they can. I guess if. When I go to Toronto next year, Come on out. Distant cousins of Akash come out.

[Carlos Herrera]

And so Tor. Managing that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And also, you know, I'll pay for it. Anyone can come out. I pay.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's not the money problem. It's that you had strangers at dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

It's.

[Doc Willis]

He's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a comb. It's also a combination of different things.

[Andrew Schulz]

Were they backstage?

[Carlos Herrera]

They came backstage.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they came backstage. Sure they did.

[Andrew Schulz]

After the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, sure. Of course they did. They were in my green room. Of course they were. Honor I.

[Carlos Herrera]

Your Honor say about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

They weren't on the backstage list. And he was standing by the door walking with other people who were. And I got to say, I got a little afraid of him. And I was like, oh, hi. Yeah, you can come.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, nothing says good tour manager like fear.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like fear. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. So you got afraid of this man. So what did you do? You let him in.

[Bobby Lee]

You let him in.

[Andrew Schulz]

Someone has. Someone comes with an ax to the door, and you go get in here. Bobby's sitting down, eating dinner.

[Carlos Herrera]

I'm not Secret Service. I wasn't trained in military tactics.

[Andrew Schulz]

I understand, But a tactic you are very good at is deflection and diversion. How come you didn't deflect and go, let's figure this out? And I. You guys, why don't you go sit out there, Let me talk to Bob, because he needs to.

[Bobby Lee]

And then I also had told him I don't. From our last trial. Did I not write that? I don't want people back there if I don't know them.

[Andrew Schulz]

That was presented. That was presented.

[Bobby Lee]

That was at the previous trial.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, time out.

[Bobby Lee]

You said Robin Williams. There were two guys I didn't know at the dinner. I mean, what the Fuck. Is there else to say?

[Andrew Schulz]

Let me say this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't know. Listen, I don't know anything about him.

[Carlos Herrera]

You got along swimmingly.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I would rather get a ride home with him.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Than you that night.

[Carlos Herrera]

Well, I'm.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

By the way, interesting tactic by the general to. To ride with the enemy versus his own team.

[Carlos Herrera]

Never seen in history.

[Andrew Schulz]

But he doesn't trust his own team enough. He rides with.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't trust my own team.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's the most interesting.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's tough.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now, let me say this.

[Bobby Lee]

No, let's.

[Doc Willis]

Let's say.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me get the. Let me get Andreas and McCone in the action.

[Andrew Schulz]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Andreas, what do you think? I'm gonna say it's difficult to defend Carlos here.

[Doc Willis]

I want to.

[Bobby Lee]

I really want to. Your honor. No, no, no. We. No, we're. We're.

[Carlos Herrera]

I have to talk.

[Bobby Lee]

The jury. The jury has to talk.

[Carlos Herrera]

They don't talk in court.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. In this court they do. Okay?

[Andrew Schulz]

Bad friends court. They talk.

[Bobby Lee]

They talk. All right? And be honest. And, you know, I know that we have. But please. Oh, no, I think. I mean, Carlos should be keeping you safe. And there he really was, putting your life at risk. Exactly.

[Andrew Schulz]

Life at risk.

[Bobby Lee]

Life ass. Rick. Let me ask Elastic McCone, right? The Robin Williams. What do you think of that?

[Carlos Herrera]

I was high, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I mean, just good. I did hear he crushed.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, he heard. He crushed?

[Bobby Lee]

Really? I'm being honest. Like, the backstage thing, I heard it

[Andrew Schulz]

too, somehow, but it got back.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, who told you that he crushed?

[Carlos Herrera]

It's on in the Internet.

[Andrew Schulz]

No.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Strangers are reaching out in the DMS being. I didn't know Carlos had it in him. Like, he really, like, went for the golden kill. So you. So he was Robin Williams that night?

[Andrew Schulz]

I think he. Well, he was very high. Robin was often very high before the show, I promise.

[Carlos Herrera]

Just in the hotel room.

[Andrew Schulz]

You just said that you were high.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what.

[Carlos Herrera]

Oh, no, I meant high from the. From being on stage. That's what I meant.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, you weren't. You weren't intoxicated?

[Carlos Herrera]

No, not before the shows.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Andrew Schulz]

Smart.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I. I did pretty good as well, I imagine. Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

That has nothing to do with the truck.

[Bobby Lee]

And I walked off stage, and I felt like.

[Andrew Schulz]

These details are interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because here's Bobby gets off stage. He killed.

[Bobby Lee]

Standing ovation.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's feeling.

[Bobby Lee]

He's feeling, and I feel okay about it.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, but you.

[Bobby Lee]

You do. 34 seconds.

[Carlos Herrera]

No I did like. Like 240 seconds.

[Andrew Schulz]

And.

[Carlos Herrera]

And I'm not a comedian, so it's more exciting for me. I don't have to have this brooding, like, oh, I didn't really kill. Even though I know I did.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, let's. Let's move forward. In the case copy was there because the judges moved on.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Was there any apology at all about letting in foreign objects or people?

[Carlos Herrera]

No, there's an apology the night before because I. I yell twice. And then I called Bob and.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Here's another.

[Andrew Schulz]

You not yell.

[Doc Willis]

He's a dog.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so. So there's more grind.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The vine gets longer, and as the vine grows. As the vine grows. Right.

[Carlos Herrera]

Puppy.

[Doc Willis]

Oh.

[Carlos Herrera]

It gets afraid of loud noises or something. It's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

No, this guy. This guy. This guy snaps at strangers.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who are you Yell. You didn't snap at the. At the random guys.

[Bobby Lee]

I attacked the door.

[Andrew Schulz]

What did the door do to you?

[Bobby Lee]

What does the door to do?

[Carlos Herrera]

Oh, it's. It said, don't open me, so you.

[Andrew Schulz]

You opened it.

[Bobby Lee]

So if a door says don't open me, he attacks it. So anyone in LA county right now, remove those.

[Andrew Schulz]

Remove those signs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Because he will attack. Yeah, yeah. He kicks it. He pulls on it, right? And he goes.

[Andrew Schulz]

You. Carlos, I will say this. This can be a time for us to not have a strict. You know, you.

[Doc Willis]

You.

[Andrew Schulz]

You could either. You could either. You can either catch a guilty charge or you can do a sincere apology for some of the gripes that have.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but here, we do this every week right now.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay?

[Bobby Lee]

So we. Every week we do this. I know, right? And there's slight changes in behavior. Mentos.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right, Mentos. And cologne.

[Bobby Lee]

Cologne is pretty big, right? So he doesn't look like it. Smell like a cave troll.

[Andrew Schulz]

And who's cologne?

[Bobby Lee]

My own.

[Andrew Schulz]

What kind?

[Carlos Herrera]

I mean, Mallon and goats from Larchmont.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we talked about. It's more goat than we always.

[Andrew Schulz]

I didn't know if you switched cologne. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, so. So that being said, you now know that nobody can come backstage without clearance, right?

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you feel bad about it or you're still sticking to your gun, saying no? Bobby had a good enough time with a guy that you don't.

[Carlos Herrera]

No, of course not. I do feel bad about it. And I told you that. I said I felt like I let you down this weekend, and you said no, you didn't drop the ball. Like there was this gaslighting thing of, like, saying something was fine the night before.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like it's it's like you're in a relationship.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And your wife. I'm cheating on you. And your wife keeps cheating on you.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you still go back and you're still together.

[Bobby Lee]

And eventually the screaming, the yelling and the beating and the physical and all that stuff, it. You just kind of get used to it. And then it's like, oh, you cheated on me again.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's cool. So you're in an abusive relationship with Carlos?

[Bobby Lee]

I think so, yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

No, I'm in.

[Bobby Lee]

I think we need therapy. And in fact, can I say this? This is a.

[Doc Willis]

There's.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah. Hollywood therapist. So reliable.

[Bobby Lee]

I do therapy for celebrities.

[Carlos Herrera]

I swear. It's for the love of the art of the science.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're saying therapist isn't valid.

[Bobby Lee]

Andre, help me, please.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is. This is. Andrew, look, I got it.

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew, look at me.

[Andrew Schulz]

I got you.

[Bobby Lee]

I need your help right now because it's coming up.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's bubbling.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's raging. And I'm trying to be calm.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hey.

[Bobby Lee]

So look. No, just look at me, please. Please look at me. Please look at me.

[Doc Willis]

Help me.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm.

[Andrew Schulz]

I got you.

[Bobby Lee]

Help me.

[Andrew Schulz]

I got you. I got you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're going to be okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I've had a great week. Arsenal won.

[Andrew Schulz]

Arsenal 1.

[Bobby Lee]

I was literally trying to, like, not even remember I took you.

[Andrew Schulz]

What did I say outside in the parking lot? He said, I don't think I should yell at Carlos today.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's what I said when I said outside, that. Yeah, yeah, I did. I go. I go. I have so much resentment. You mean the thought is what it counts. Yeah, yeah. And I. And I looked at you and I said, I don't think I should bring it up today because I think the audience is tired of it. And you said, bring it up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Bring it up. I want.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, so. So I brought it up, your honor.

[Andrew Schulz]

You did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

But I want to hear.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I think you know the Robin Williams. Fine. Okay.

[Carlos Herrera]

Innocent on Robin Williams charge, innocent on Rob.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Innocent on Robin Williams.

[Andrew Schulz]

Innocent on Robin Williams charge.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. If you were to watch Carlo that night, it would be just like watching Robin.

[Andrew Schulz]

Same shit.

[Bobby Lee]

The same shit. Right? Same energy, same, you know, I mean, talent.

[Carlos Herrera]

Okay, thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Second charge, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

Charge two.

[Bobby Lee]

Charge two. Guilty.

[Andrew Schulz]

Very.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Guilty, guilty.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're probably going to get an extended sentence because of the level of the guilt. I mean, it's like, you know, scary guilt.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to say something on this court. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is this a translator? Who is this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't know who he is. Yeah, yeah. Your judgment may be impaired. You the one hiring. I know. And I'm questioning myself. Thanks, Bob. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, the only reason I'm not touring this year is because of him. Otherwise I'd be on the road.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

Parker those glasses that your wife were wearing the other day and they're wary

[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

So it's like, you know, because I got these glasses and stuff and it's like you don't want to go to multiple stores. No right to go. Like I want to find this exact, you know, ones. You have to try them on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no order. You Warby Parker.

[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

rule is you're gonna do 10

[Andrew Schulz]

more time.

[Bobby Lee]

You're doing more time because I want to see the Robin Williams and I'm not gonna interrupt you in the God mic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to see. You're Robin Williams, right? So I want to see 10 minutes and we have a timer on stage.

[Andrew Schulz]

We clock it.

[Bobby Lee]

You're doing 10 or you're fired. Done. Okay.

[Carlos Herrera]

Can I bring the laptop out like Bieber?

[Bobby Lee]

No, just yourself. 10 minutes and you're gonna drown. You're gonna drown so deeply that I'm gonna be on the side of the stage like a hyena.

[Carlos Herrera]

I'm still gonna get laid that night.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, dude, dude. What 12 minutes you're doing. Because that extra two might hurt.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The extra two minutes hurts.

[Andrew Schulz]

The extra two is going to hurt.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's like a void.

[Andrew Schulz]

How about this? Here's the new rules.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Tell me the rules.

[Andrew Schulz]

12 minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

No God Mike fucking around.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're going out totally cold. And you're being introduced not over the God Mike from him, but by a staff member. So a stagehand or someone there going, ladies and gentlemen, Carlos Herrera. That's it.

[Doc Willis]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Standard walkout.

[Carlos Herrera]

Music, Kanye.

[Andrew Schulz]

No music.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No music.

[Andrew Schulz]

No music. Cold, cold. Freezing.

[Bobby Lee]

Because Robin Williams would be able to go up cold.

[Andrew Schulz]

Didn't need.

[Carlos Herrera]

You're right, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And be able to kill for 12.

[Andrew Schulz]

Didn't need music.

[Bobby Lee]

He didn't need music. Didn't need a God mic.

[Carlos Herrera]

You know what's going to happen is I'm going to do so well. Because I'm expecting not to.

[Bobby Lee]

Should we tape it?

[Andrew Schulz]

I want to. We have to see it,

[Doc Willis]

Bobby.

[Carlos Herrera]

You said I did well. You were happy for me in every city.

[Bobby Lee]

We both did well. We both did well. Without God, Mike. Without God Mike. Drown. No, you make it harder for me.

[Carlos Herrera]

I need to breathe out there as an artist.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right, so 12 minutes. No music, no intro, no hype intro. No, you guys, it's Bobby. I brought my friends with me. None of that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

I don't even do that.

[Bobby Lee]

I do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's. I'm saying he gets mad because I

[Carlos Herrera]

go out low energy.

[Bobby Lee]

He. The first time he went up, like it was Julian Casablancas. He was, like, kicking the stool. He's like, I don't want to be here. You know? I mean, that's the vibe. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But let's try that. 12 minutes.

[Andrew Schulz]

12 minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

Friday night, Minnesota. Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

I'll bring up racial stuff. People will laugh at that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I can't wait to see it. I'm so excited. McConnell has to be there to film.

[Bobby Lee]

So excited, dude. Yeah. And McCone's gonna film, and it's gonna be great. And then when you get off stage, you're gonna realize you're not Robin.

[Carlos Herrera]

Bobby, what did I tell you?

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you yelling at Me?

[Carlos Herrera]

Your honor. Your honor, he's leaving out crucial evidence that just makes me look bad by leaving it out.

[Andrew Schulz]

What are some of the things he's leaving out?

[Carlos Herrera]

Well, what I told him backstage was, your job is so hard. Like, I was like, oh, I can't believe it. That was, like, crazy hard.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just compliments. Yeah, compliments. Did you believe any of them? No. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Absolutely not.

[Carlos Herrera]

Lies and deception.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, I got to tell you, work on your deception and work on your. Work on your threat level one security of not letting someone through backstage. That could have been very bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hypothetically, that could have been bad. I'm glad it worked out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

I mean, but it wasn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Anyway.

[Carlos Herrera]

Anyway.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How was your week?

[Andrew Schulz]

Case closed. My week was in the Dominican Republic. It was amazing. McCone obviously has the photo. We can show you. McCone came to my sister's wedding, which was pretty amazing that he was there. I'm shocked and a little annoyed that he was there. I greeted him with such disdain when I first saw his face with my family.

[Bobby Lee]

Who flew. He flew himself out.

[Andrew Schulz]

I flew him.

[Bobby Lee]

I get it.

[Andrew Schulz]

I flew him. What was I going to do?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you get talk back from Mo?

[Andrew Schulz]

I sure do. I sure do.

[Bobby Lee]

You do. You do.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really? Do you want to talk about what happened today? So this Macon on the beach, we made him braid his hair for the wedding.

[Bobby Lee]

That looks dope.

[Andrew Schulz]

It actually was.

[Bobby Lee]

That looked it.

[Andrew Schulz]

He took it out. I told him to keep it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you. You should have kept that. That looks dope.

[Andrew Schulz]

He kept going. It hurts so much.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

It hurts every day.

[Bobby Lee]

I couldn't move my head up or down. Really? Like, so tight. There needs to be a trial for mone.

[Andrew Schulz]

We need to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I will be the judge. Okay. Oh, my God.

[Doc Willis]

Dude, get it. What's up, big dog? What's up? What up, be? What up, bro? Y. Great to see you, boy. Love you, boy. Had to surprise you, man. We did this for you. Oh, yeah. See you another day. Everything good? See what's going on. Give me that piss. Keep it real. How you feeling, friend?

[Bobby Lee]

How you doing?

[Doc Willis]

So good to see you, man. Yeah. Look at him.

[Andrew Schulz]

Take a seat, Big D. Ladies and gentlemen of the Bad Friends universe, the one and the only Doc Willis returns to the Bad Friend show.

[Doc Willis]

What's up to y'? All? Y' all.

[Bobby Lee]

Good disclosure day.

[Doc Willis]

Hey, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

What's up, Tino? My man Doc is back in the building. It's been a long time. Do we have a count on the last time he was on the show? Of how many Episodes ago. It was. It was over. It's early 1- hundreds. It's got to be a year and a half or two years now. More.

[Bobby Lee]

Three years.

[Andrew Schulz]

Almost three years.

[Bobby Lee]

Summer of 22.

[Andrew Schulz]

Summer of 22. So that. Oh, my God. We're coming up on our fourth year. Doc Willis returns to the Bad Friends show. Bobby is in awe. And for the dead air replacement people that don't know and they're not watching, he is holding his face. He's crying because we've surprised him with bringing Doc back to the show. Oh, and he's getting emotional.

[Doc Willis]

Hey, man, they say they yellow. He turned red.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's turning very red.

[Doc Willis]

That was beautiful, man.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not yellow anymore.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen, man, yellow and blue makes red, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Listen, man, I just want to say it's good to see you.

[Doc Willis]

Great to see you too, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I have a deep history with you, right? You know, you've known each other for a very long time, and, you know, I. I've just. I've just. I've just missed you. And thank you so much for coming back on. And I don't know, I think this is the best week of my life. I mean, Arsenal wins. You know what I mean? You know, Carlos does Robert Williams, but then dog. Anyway, and to see you back real. It really did. Really? Yeah. And, yeah, I thank you for being here, and I love you. And let's give Doc Willis a lot of applause. What is the pride? Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is that a good surprise or what?

[Bobby Lee]

You look great.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, you look good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you look healthy.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, Because I was up at a 100 over 180 pounds. I have all kind of health issues because of that.

[Bobby Lee]

So what were the health issues?

[Andrew Schulz]

Now he's back to chalamet.

[Bobby Lee]

You look 20 years younger.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weight loss to do for you. You look good too, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much, man. Yeah, yeah, man.

[Doc Willis]

It was. I had type 2 diabetes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Not good. That's not good.

[Doc Willis]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not good. That's not good.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, which one's good? Is that the bad?

[Bobby Lee]

Three is good.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, three is good. So type 2 diabetes. Doc. Doc told me type 2 diabetes. You were going to the doctor, but you're. But you beat it.

[Doc Willis]

I went in because I had a cough, and I was having illnesses that were stopping me from eating. Like, I couldn't eat nothing sweet. Everything I was eating was just. I was like, almost throwing it up. So I stopped juice. No matter what it was. Apple juice, everything. So I was like, all right, I need to go to the doctor. Well, actually, my cousin, she was like, get your ass in the doctor. You got free health care.

[Bobby Lee]

What's your favorite kind of juice?

[Doc Willis]

Pomegranate.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a good juice.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good juice.

[Doc Willis]

And so I was like, all right, let me just go in. Boom. So I go there, and he basically just called me fat to my face. I've never heard a doctor even. You know what I'm saying? Like, the doctor.

[Andrew Schulz]

You walked it. Did you get on a scale?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Doc Willis]

You see that when you first go in?

[Bobby Lee]

He said that before you went on the scale?

[Doc Willis]

No, no, he said it right after that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Doc Willis]

But he didn't say fat. He just. So let me explain. He had this. He had one of the baddest female students I've ever seen. And he was like, is it cool if we just do this exam in front of you? And I was like, shit. I do this shit naked. I don't give a fuck. She was beautiful, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Asian, white. What was that?

[Doc Willis]

Asian? Indian. So. And, like, just a doctor. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Indian, for sure. Yeah, it could be Asian.

[Andrew Schulz]

Asian. Indian is Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Doc Willis]

And she was like, just like, really? Really? I said, damn, she pretty. I said, okay. Yeah. So he'd look. He does all this stuff, looks at everything, and then he says, everything looks good so far. You. You look well, and everything's okay. And then he looked at her and he said, but however, you see right here on the computer, he said, we got to move the cursor over here. And click Obese. They're not going, what the? And then I go, what the you mean? And he was like, because, you know, your BM BMI is too high. And I said, you just gonna say that right in front of the. It was embarrassing. I was like, not to call a bitch. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, Doc, he mean. He always like. Dude's always calling hoes bitches. Anyway. So I was like, all right, what's next? And he said, okay, I need you to go in and take some blood because I'm concerned about you. Give some blood. I'm concerned. I said, okay. So I go in, and then I come back three weeks later. He's like, hey, man, you got diabetes. So I had early stage of that. And then. So I was having issues with my stomach, like, I told you guys. He said, well, let me send you in to get an ultrasound on your abdomen. So he goes in, I go in, they do the exam, and then I come back and they go, hey, man, you got two lesions on both of your kidneys. You got something on your kidneys and you got something on your liver. And they said, so we gotta do more testing and blah, blah, blah. And then he said, because of all of this, I'm gonna send you to go get a colonoscopy. So I go do the colonoscopy, they find a polyp, and they like, oh, man, we gotta. We gotta. Oh, I also went to the urologist too, so. So I got a test come. I gotta get the results. So I actually just did a CT scan for that this past Thursday.

[Andrew Schulz]

I can't believe they fit. So many bad things in such a small box.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, it's crowded in there.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like.

[Doc Willis]

It's like trying to put jawbreakers in a lemon head.

[Andrew Schulz]

It fits?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it fits. Yeah. But, you know, here's the good news. You look a thousand times better. You look healthy as fuck.

[Andrew Schulz]

Tell him why you told me what you were up to. He said, no. He cut out no booze, no junk.

[Doc Willis]

No, no, no, no, no. Don't you ever throw out no booze. We don't do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait a minute. You said no feno?

[Doc Willis]

No. Well, here's what happened.

[Andrew Schulz]

You said, I'm not drinking wine for a while, Tino. That's what he said.

[Doc Willis]

That sounds just like me.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know.

[Doc Willis]

What it was was the doctor. When I told him about the wine, he's like, nah. He said, the things that's happened to you is mostly due to your sugar. He says it's affecting your pancreas, your liver and everything. He says, so wine is good. You can do it, but you still gotta do it. Only two glasses a day. And I said, yeah, that's already what I always was doing. I don't drink. Like, y' all know that. I don't drink till I get drunk.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, sometimes over here you did.

[Doc Willis]

No, never. You had two. Always.

[Andrew Schulz]

Always two.

[Doc Willis]

Always.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, let's get back, get some wine, please.

[Doc Willis]

So the thing was, was when the test. Hepatitis, when the test came back about the liver, he was like, so what you want to do for right now, until we see what's going on? He said, because it mostly points to fatty liver due to diabetic being overweight, diabetes. He said, so just. We want to scale back on it. So I said, I'm going to stop, period. So that's what I did. I just stopped. Not period. But I got a little.

[Bobby Lee]

But you haven't drank in a while.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Doc Willis]

Then too, like the thing, like, especially for disclosure to you, bad Friends who own, they always talking about, yeah, he's a fucking alcoholic. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's like, I'm the alcoholic.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I depended on you for some reason.

[Doc Willis]

I've always, since I was young, never been able to get drunk. Like, it makes like I get really sick. My mother actually had an intolerance to alcohol. She couldn't drink at all. So I have kind of the same thing. If I drink more than two, three, I get really sick. So, like, sometimes I would sneak and try to do like four glasses, man. I'm over there hurting. Throwing, man, is for the worst. So I will always stick to 2, 3 tops.

[Andrew Schulz]

But no sugar.

[Doc Willis]

No sugar. So through intermittent fasting, twice a week, sometimes the 8, 16, 8. And sometimes twice I did 48 hours in a row, try to go three straight. But that shit is rough.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, you can't do that. You end up looking like Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Doc Willis]

Well, it's actually really good for you because it causes a autopigee. And when autophagy occurs, that's when the cells start eating each other. And they start looking. Not eating each other, but they start looking for things to eat. So first it start off by eating your fat in your body.

[Andrew Schulz]

They eat the weakest cells.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, yeah. Yep. So the longer you can go, the better the autopilogy. So doctors recommend doing it only with water fasting. I did it twice without. And then when I started doing the fasting, I would do lemon water to replace my electrolytes.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Doc Willis]

So you lose electrolytes when you fast.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Doc Willis]

So y' all be careful. But it's actually super great for you. So my A1C went down from 6.6 to 5.9.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, wow, wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is your mental function better, you think when you fast? People say they see something in their brain function.

[Doc Willis]

The best feeling in the world after when you get to that 48 hour point, I've never even. I'm like. They call it lightheaded, but it's almost like you're high. It's like the best feeling in the world. I said, man, and I wanted. You want to keep going, but your mind, you're fighting with your mind because you're not really that hungry either. It's like a weird space you in. You feel like you floating.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Doc Willis]

It's one of the most beautiful feeling. Like, man, this is amazing. So I always try now just the fast, just because of the feeling of it.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's like, what was the sugars that you were in? Taking a lot. Was it sweets or was it okay

[Doc Willis]

Last year was the year. Last year was the year that I've ever ate like this, right? So when I was on Bad Friends, I was roughly about kind of where I am now. So when I left and last year I went to New York, came back in February. From there, I just was in the house. And when I tell y' all I was eating bad to the point where my cousin recognized it when she would talk to me on the phone, she was like. Cause I told her what I ate and I had ate. I would always eat a Starbucks, little donut and some coffee every morning. No food. And then sometimes. And then wait till about afternoon, 2 o', clock, and I'm like, you know what? I'm. Have a little wine. So now I'm drinking wine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Doc Willis]

On coffee and. And Starbucks, you know what I'm saying? Cupcakes. And I was totally just myself. And then I would eat and I said, damn, I ain't ate. It's five o'.

[Bobby Lee]

Clock. Let me.

[Doc Willis]

Let me go on the Jack in the Box. I don't feel like cooking is too hot. So I did that and I got

[Bobby Lee]

in a R. What would you get at Jack in the Box? I always get the tacos. You ever get the tacos?

[Doc Willis]

Hell, no. That's. Go to Taco Bell. I don't trust they tacos.

[Bobby Lee]

Egg rolls, Damn, you can make them yourself.

[Doc Willis]

Ain't that a family recipe? Why would he be.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, why are you jacking the box then? Because those are the two things that other places don't have.

[Doc Willis]

Well, because of the deals. So you got the app? So the app, I was like, I could save more money. I don't really eat like this. I was telling myself that my mother never fed me fast food when I was younger.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Doc Willis]

Like, that was our thing. She used to get mad at me when I would go to McDonald's. What you doing? You don't eat like that. I taught you how to cook. And I'm like, man, all right. I'm relaxed. It was just a burger, right?

[Andrew Schulz]

But what did you get when you get a Jack in the Box, what would you eat?

[Doc Willis]

I would always get the. The breakfast combo sandwich every morning. If I do go to number 20.

[Bobby Lee]

Such a good combo.

[Doc Willis]

23. You know what I'm talking about? Loaded. Loaded. And then I would always get the Jack in the Box. Butter. The Buttery Jack combo.

[Andrew Schulz]

What's the Buttery Jack?

[Doc Willis]

It's. I don't know exactly what it is, but it tastes good in a.

[Andrew Schulz]

The Buttery Jack is a burger with Swiss tomato Looks like. Catch. This is a buttery burger, probably cooked in butter.

[Bobby Lee]

So you haven't had that in a while.

[Doc Willis]

In a while.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Doc Willis]

But hold on. I'm not done. So I was eating that.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not done, dude.

[McCone]

Andrew.

[Doc Willis]

Shake Shack.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Doc Willis]

Five guys. So I was balancing it out. Cause I was like, well, they got better quality beef, so I don't want to eat too much of this shit.

[Andrew Schulz]

So you were a burger. You were eating burgers a lot?

[Bobby Lee]

Burgers a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Doc Willis]

Burgers and pizza.

[Bobby Lee]

And where's your pizza spot?

[Doc Willis]

Where?

[Bobby Lee]

What would you get?

[Doc Willis]

It's this place around the corner called Joe Peeps.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, no, they're good.

[Doc Willis]

They're good.

[Andrew Schulz]

So wait a minute. You. You pop Popeyes, too?

[Doc Willis]

Popeyes.

[Andrew Schulz]

But Popeyes over KFC for you. Yeah, yeah, good man.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, Good man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Smart. Yeah, smart.

[Bobby Lee]

Why, though?

[Doc Willis]

Because this is the taste.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Popeyes is better. Chicken by far.

[Bobby Lee]

It is.

[Andrew Schulz]

It. Oh, it tastes better. It's always tasted better.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never done a Popeyes. Do they have a like a fried extra crispy drumstick?

[Andrew Schulz]

The best fry their fries. Way better than kfc.

[Bobby Lee]

Not French fries.

[Andrew Schulz]

Fried chicken. They're fry. I'm saying they're. They're fried.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know. Okay, good.

[Andrew Schulz]

There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Looks great.

[Doc Willis]

You never had Popeye.

[Bobby Lee]

I never had Popeye. Oh, I don't like the cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

He thought they saw spinach.

[Bobby Lee]

His forearms me up. You know what I mean, As a kid. You know what I mean?

[Doc Willis]

Well, here's something interesting about spinach. What I learned.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

A ton of it.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Andrew Schulz]

Give it to me.

[Doc Willis]

Doing my research.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, tell me about it. Tell me about. Spin it.

[Doc Willis]

So what I learned is you can't eat a lot of high and oxalate green vegetables. So the lesions in my kidneys could have been caused because I went on this whole spinach diet where I wouldn't eat nothing but spinach. Then I would do spinach and tomatoes, spinach with onions and squash, spinach with broccoli.

[Bobby Lee]

I was just trying to call Popeye.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, yeah. It was like everything spinach. And then turn around and I'm reading

[Bobby Lee]

that's what you meant about Popeye.

[Doc Willis]

Cause it's kidney stones.

[Andrew Schulz]

Kidney stones from spinach.

[Doc Willis]

There you go. So the lesions that they saying that's in my. On my kidneys, inside my kidneys. It's either kidney stones, bones, or the. The latter.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. So kale is that good?

[Doc Willis]

No, kale's good. They're both good for you, but they. It's got less. It's got lower oxalates than spinach.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, then what's the best vegetable I can eat? Because I eat kale, I eat bok choy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Bok choy is good. Broccoli is good. In fact, the best vegetables that your people know of is fermented vegetables are even better.

[Bobby Lee]

Kimchi.

[Andrew Schulz]

Kimchi is one of the best you can.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Doc Willis]

Good for most.

[Andrew Schulz]

For many levels, it's really, really good. Most vegetables, bok choy, arugula, and dark leaf lettuce. Light leaf lettuce is not good for you. In fact, there's a lot of research that says kale is total as well. But dark leaf lettuce, light leaf lettuce has almost no nutritional value.

[Bobby Lee]

So beets are good.

[Doc Willis]

So putting in spinach and beets are

[Andrew Schulz]

very good for you.

[Carlos Herrera]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you say?

[Doc Willis]

Put it in spinach? In a kidney stone?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. No, he did. No, no, he did.

[Doc Willis]

Oh, he did. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Oxalate, the calcium oxide.

[Doc Willis]

So what you have to do is you have to have a protein with it.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Doc Willis]

Bind the oxalates.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so if I ate. If. So, if I had. Get steamed. Spinach and some steak, they bind together.

[Andrew Schulz]

But you could do, like, cottage cheese or you can do something that has high calcium level. Cheeses are usually what they say with spinaches.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I didn't know.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I know. We can get you there.

[Bobby Lee]

So you went all spinach for a while.

[Doc Willis]

For a while. That was my thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Was like, how was olive oil? Was she good? How's she been?

[Bobby Lee]

Or Brutus. I'm a big Brutus fan.

[Andrew Schulz]

So, Doc, out of all this, huh?

[Doc Willis]

And I did walking, too.

[Andrew Schulz]

You've been walking a lot?

[Doc Willis]

Japanese walking.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Well, your hands behind your back.

[Doc Willis]

Just to make them angry. Yeah, just to make them angry.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me a napkin.

[Andrew Schulz]

Japanese walking.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me a napkin, dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's hands behind your back, right? Isn't that what it is?

[Doc Willis]

Not behind your back.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. That was a curveball, dude. Oh, all right, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Andrew Schulz]

Japanese walking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Japanese walking.

[Andrew Schulz]

It alternates. Three minutes of brisk walking, three minutes of slow recovery, and a total of 30 minutes. So it's warm up. So it's interval walking levels.

[Doc Willis]

There you go.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wow. And this says warm up. And then fast interval, slow interval. And when you see something that you haven't seen before on your walk, you must say, oh, that's crazy. That that's in the. How to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it. For us, it's like, you know, I mean, in us to do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's. It's what you do.

[Bobby Lee]

We always do it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

But now when you're walking, there is a big thing. They say people take walks. So my wife and I walk, like, every night. But they say do not be on your phone or check your phone. Because nighttime walking with phones, they say, is really bad for you.

[Doc Willis]

Well, yeah, because you being on the phone at night, period, is.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's real blue light.

[Doc Willis]

The blue light.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's real bad for your brain.

[Doc Willis]

So if you was having insomnia, that's what you. That's what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Your transformation is unbelievable. Yeah. You look happy.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's healthy. He's happy.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah. I mean, you know, I'm doing. I'm doing great. You know, I always. I think I feel like even when I was on Bad Friends, I've always been happy, you know?

[Andrew Schulz]

But now you're really happy.

[Doc Willis]

The same.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Doc Willis]

It's the same.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, but you've gotten a boost in your life. I feel. Mentally, you feel like you've figured out more stuff in life. Right. Like you've got a clearer path of what you want.

[Doc Willis]

No, it's even harder now. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm over here, like.

[Bobby Lee]

But you still have your vision board.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. How's the vision board?

[Doc Willis]

I had to tear it down. I told you it was the wrong vision. I said, yeah, they ain't. We don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you been doing stand up anyway?

[Andrew Schulz]

Me or.

[Doc Willis]

No, not really. I've been kind of, like I said, I been really working on my. My health.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Doc Willis]

So I've been like, stand. I've been doing like some mics and a couple shows here and there, but mostly I've been just working on focusing on healthism. Yeah. Because I've been turning on everything people want me to do, podcasts, whatever. I'm like, nah. Like, I'm just trying to. And then, you know, I didn't, you know, I didn't say anything, but my great aunt passed away in November. So it's kind of been like a. Like I've been in the haze and I'm still in that haze, but it's like, it feels good. Like, I'm like, oh, okay. You know, I'm just going and taking each day versus me saying, what's next? What I got to do tomorrow.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Doc Willis]

Well, what do we do?

[Andrew Schulz]

What do we do now is more important. How do we get through right now?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, staying present.

[Andrew Schulz]

Present is important.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And it's a big thing in the program.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the only thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bobby Lee]

Saying now being the only real thing is the present moment.

[Andrew Schulz]

Be here now.

[Doc Willis]

My mother used to say when I used to worry on the phone, she would always be like, all right, all right, now bring it back, bring it back. You're going too far ahead. Stay right here in the moment. Bring it back. So she would always. That's what I hear. I always hear when I'm thinking, man, what I'm gonna do next. And this. Why is this that? Bring it back, bring it back. It's a great way to coach yourself and keep yourself in this moment. Because like they say, what's the saying? Anxiety.

[Bobby Lee]

I Don't know.

[Doc Willis]

Is in the future. Depression is in the past.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Doc Willis]

So the moment of solidarity and is now.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Or they say you never assume. Why?

[Andrew Schulz]

Because you. You really don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

No, because if you assume, you make an asset of you and me.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Doc Willis]

You didn't know that. You know, don't do this.

[Andrew Schulz]

I was setting him up.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you know that or no? I feel like you didn't know.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, man. Since I was in third grade, everyone's hurt.

[Bobby Lee]

You will do more.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let's do more.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know anymore. Oh, I know. I don't know. I know, I know. If you have one foot in front of the future.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, I'm doing that one now.

[Bobby Lee]

And you have one foot in the past. You're pissing on today.

[Doc Willis]

Oh, wow. That's actually pretty good.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's actually very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You never heard of that one?

[Doc Willis]

No, never.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'm Asian. We know these same things.

[Andrew Schulz]

What about the one that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Please don't make one up. Yeah, give me one. Yeah, yeah.

[Doc Willis]

From.

[Bobby Lee]

From Chicago. Go ahead.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, I was gonna do one of your people's.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, go.

[Andrew Schulz]

What's the Asian thing about the tree? The plant? The tree. Do Asian. Asian saying, planting trees. Asian saying, planting trees. Watch, it'll. You'll know. It'll pop it up, right.

[Doc Willis]

They have a video, okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

There to zoom in. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Take action immediately.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a very good one.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, Very good. See, Asians, man. You guys have. All of this is where all you. This is where it all came.

[Bobby Lee]

Because if we don't do that, we go.

[Andrew Schulz]

You found. So you found a stronger relationship with God to help you kind of refocus life.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, I've always.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know you have, but I mean, now it sounds like you're more focused.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, because it's like.

[Andrew Schulz]

Are you going to church?

[Doc Willis]

Nah. Yeah, they don't need to go. You don't go to.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Doc Willis]

I used to go all the time. I just. Since COVID I haven't been in a while.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's fine.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah. So it's kind of like, are you

[Bobby Lee]

scared of Hantavirus and Ebola and all these new viruses are coming about or. No.

[Doc Willis]

Nah, you should.

[Bobby Lee]

You. You got Covid seven times.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, I got a good ass memory. He remembered all my goddamn tragedies. Disguise.

[Andrew Schulz]

You did have Covid. More than anyone I've ever met.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, seven times.

[Doc Willis]

Even myself. I said how the fuck I keep getting this? I'm sick of it. Yeah. Starbucks in the goddamn cookies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but I want to warn you though. With Hantavirus and Ebola, if it's not going to spread. But I'm sorry.

[Doc Willis]

Easy.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Schulz]

Such bullshit. He's on this kick. It's not coming around. You know what's more likely? The fucking Garden Grove factory that's about to explode here in la.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I know that one.

[Andrew Schulz]

Affecting us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Or Gardena.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just saying, hypothetically, if you of. I'm just saying, hypothetically, if these two diseases mutate and they become airborne.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Spreads like Covid. Right. You got to be more careful.

[Doc Willis]

Remember the Ebola, no active.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dallas.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Doc Willis]

This just happened before. This ain't the first time?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, it's not the first time.

[Doc Willis]

It happened in Dallas. Dallas and a couple other places.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's also no active cases of spread within the United States. It's contained.

[Carlos Herrera]

Oh, yes. Alternate news, I think.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, great.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I just say something?

[Andrew Schulz]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Viruses want to survive, right? And because of global warming and because of the cutting down of the rainforests, right? These viruses mutate.

[Andrew Schulz]

Stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? They do.

[Andrew Schulz]

They mutate because they're scientists are trying to kill us. That's why they mutate.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's another theory that covet. Came from a lab.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, it's not a theory. That's a literal fact. That came from a lab.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah. And purposely put upon absolutely the world to cause. Right? So if they do it with Ebola, which has a 50, you know, the.

[Andrew Schulz]

If they do this again, we. They won't give us a warning shot. It's just going to happen. That's my point.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm concerned about Dog. He's got stones in his liver. He's got all kinds.

[Doc Willis]

You're going to die of whatever. You're going to die.

[Bobby Lee]

I want you to die.

[Doc Willis]

You know what I mean? That's how I go.

[Bobby Lee]

You got it seven times. Wear a mask, man. That's all I'm asking, dude, you know what I mean? You know, dude, you can't freeball. Hantavirus.

[Andrew Schulz]

You gotta wrap it up, dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Wrap it up. Dude, that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Doc Willis]

You're not going to get. I'm courageous in the fear of death. I face this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where is hantavirus now? Where is it now? See? Say where is it now?

[Bobby Lee]

It's dead. Vacation.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's gone. Yeah, it's dead.

[Bobby Lee]

But now Ebola is a whole thing and you know, it's like I Don't know.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hantavirus is primarily located in two continents, and neither of them are here. And the hotspots are not here anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

The four corners, there's a region they're monitoring estates, but it's not going to get around.

[Doc Willis]

Also, remember, too, the seven times I caught the coronavirus was. Was mutated strings. Right. You know what I'm saying? So what I'm trying to tell you is just maybe I got more antibodies to fight off more things than you do in yours because you haven't had it enough. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. He needs to get every.

[Andrew Schulz]

All the strains.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, he got all the strains.

[Doc Willis]

That's why I started following the ufo. That's why I started following the UFO situation.

[Andrew Schulz]

Give me one of them. One of them. Doc collects coronavirus like black guys collect Jordans.

[Doc Willis]

Or like Chris Tucker on Rush Hour.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I want the foes, I want the five.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just concerned for your health. That's why I'm saying it.

[Doc Willis]

No, I'm all right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, is it attacking black people, then? It would be more scary for Doc. Is it. Is Hanta going after black people?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't think so.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, then it wasn't made the right way.

[Doc Willis]

Oh, God damn it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, no, you think, you think, you think. Do you not think that the government's tried to put viruses and stuff out there to attack black people? You think that's ever happened?

[Doc Willis]

I think that that's a possibility.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think we've had proof of.

[Doc Willis]

I think they've done that towards a lot of different populations.

[Bobby Lee]

I think so, too. Yeah, I think so, too.

[Andrew Schulz]

So we've done nothing to these Asians.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What?

[Doc Willis]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, we have.

[Doc Willis]

You love the Asians. God damn, they just as dumb as us. I don't know why you. It's proportional.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, just because you invented peanut butter doesn't mean that you can.

[Andrew Schulz]

And a stoplight.

[Doc Willis]

Forget about. Don't forget about hidden figures. And there was eight black scientists on figures.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right. That's.

[Doc Willis]

There was eight black scientists who helped create that atomic bomb.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's get it.

[Andrew Schulz]

You also created a clothes dryer. That's home security.

[Doc Willis]

We be all day.

[Andrew Schulz]

The irony. You guys created home security.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so funny.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now we know how to break in this guy.

[Bobby Lee]

You're Captain America now, huh? You're Captain America now.

[Doc Willis]

What does that mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

There is a black man playing Captain America now.

[Doc Willis]

Oh, it is.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're Captain America, isn't it?

[Bobby Lee]

Or am I wrong? Not my country. Yeah, yeah.

[Doc Willis]

You know, this is DEI shit.

[Andrew Schulz]

Stop it. Anthony Mackie.

[Bobby Lee]

Anthony Mackie is Captain America.

[Carlos Herrera]

Harrison Ford one.

[Doc Willis]

So he went from being the other guy to Captain America.

[Bobby Lee]

Before that, the Falcon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Doc Willis]

And that sucks, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Why?

[Doc Willis]

Why? Because it's like,

[Andrew Schulz]

you don't want Captain America.

[Doc Willis]

Being white is. Okay. It's like, stop. Yeah, it's like, let's stop, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, come on. That's crazy. What you're saying is nuts. Anybody can be Captain America.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're saying.

[Doc Willis]

No, no. What I'm saying is the original character, where they've drawn. It's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

We're together.

[Doc Willis]

This is. It's just the comics.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but wait a minute. I agree, but they've deviated from all that now. It doesn't matter. Nothing means anything to me.

[Bobby Lee]

And Doc, it does.

[Doc Willis]

Okay?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so here's another. I'm gonna tell you a true story. I know a Korean actor, sounds like,

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm not the white. Like, I'm fine with it because I don't give a fuck. Why does it matter?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the original one.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, how about this? How about this? I agree with you on certain. Can James Bond not be British?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he should be British.

[Doc Willis]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

He has to be British. Yes, but does it matter what color he is?

[Bobby Lee]

No, because. Because he's not from comics.

[Doc Willis]

That's all I'm saying.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

Comics. Books were colored. They were crayon.

[Bobby Lee]

There was color, but there's descriptions. On who the. Right. In the comments, did it say Captain

[Andrew Schulz]

America was a white male?

[Bobby Lee]

He was drawn always as a white male. He was a white guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Color costs more money.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I know this Korean actor who was almost right, and I can't say his name.

[Andrew Schulz]

I couldn't agree with them more. Which is so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Andrew Schulz]

Playing devil's advocate. But even though I'm like, yeah, but there was a white. God damn.

[Bobby Lee]

I know a Korean actor who came to me and goes, I think they might want me to play Wolverine. Oh. And I was like, please say no.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

It'll ruin it. Yeah. Wolverine's Canadian, white dude. Short, thick. You know, I mean, it's like some. Yeah. And there's chopsticks coming out.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, No, I know. I. I know what you're saying. The original is what. That's what you want. I get it. I just. I guess I don't give a fuck.

[Doc Willis]

You got a big deal what you're saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you.

[Andrew Schulz]

But how about this? I'm more Mad that any redheaded comic book guy has been recast by non. Redheaded. They don't put any redheaded people. And there were red.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you're weaker.

[Andrew Schulz]

Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

It's harder to believe that a redheaded guy would be Jean Gray.

[Andrew Schulz]

By the way, they've made every redhead account. Half of them are black now. Whatever redheaded person before they're black, they're all hot girls.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now there's one. There's a whole. There's a whole cartoon drawing of all the Reddit. That's probably.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're not weak. I'm sorry. For redheaded people.

[Doc Willis]

I mean, even Storm wasn't white. We know that. But Halle Berry played Storm. So we. It's just like. It just seemed like they just. They're having a struggle internally with what is right and what is wrong. And they just so like. It doesn't matter in the sense of what you're saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

I just don't care.

[Doc Willis]

I'm just talking about. Just as far as the comics. I don't care. It's a movie.

[Andrew Schulz]

But that's what. That's my point is it doesn't matter who plays it because it's meaningless anyway. It's just kind of like saying, like, who cares what the original.

[Doc Willis]

Not when you're a comic fan.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, Right. I'm not a comic.

[Bobby Lee]

So they're making new. They're making new comics now with a variety of different colors of people. Right. And in 20 or 30 years from now, those roles will be played by. You know what I mean, People that. No, not white.

[Doc Willis]

You know what I don't like? People ain't gonna like this. Y' all gonna get mad. Yeah, I don't like that rdj is playing Dr. Doom.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Speak your mind, bro.

[Doc Willis]

I'm like, bro, I'm used to him just being Iron man, and now y' all gonna move.

[Bobby Lee]

It's just like, yeah, there's other actors.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, there's more people. But Hollywood is so afraid.

[Andrew Schulz]

But there's not.

[Doc Willis]

Not.

[Carlos Herrera]

They wanted to talk.

[Andrew Schulz]

There are no. There's hundreds of thousands of actors. But they don't. That doesn't mean anything to them.

[Doc Willis]

They're not as great because it doesn't

[Andrew Schulz]

move the needle for them. So they're b. This is a business. They're not basing it on who's available or what could be cool. They're basing it on how much money can they render from this.

[Bobby Lee]

Why can't Leo play Dr. Doom?

[Andrew Schulz]

He probably doesn't want.

[Doc Willis]

Oh, my God. I would have Been.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's no way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's some Daniel Day Lewis.

[Andrew Schulz]

He would never do that.

[Carlos Herrera]

Tom Cruise said no to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Tom Cruise said no, they won't. Don't want to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so you're saying to me, I'm sorry. They went all the way down the line, got back to Robert Downey Jr. He was the last pick.

[Andrew Schulz]

I guarantee you. He wasn't first because Tom Cruise got. A bunch of people got offered.

[Carlos Herrera]

It was just Tom Cruise, then rdj. They only wanted, like, the biggest movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Brad Pitt. No, I don't.

[Andrew Schulz]

He would never do that.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, they don't go after people.

[Bobby Lee]

We try. Give him an offer.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think he would.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think. I think there's certain guys in this game that are of the top of their career and the end of their career or whatever that this is not.

[Bobby Lee]

How old is Dr. Doom?

[Doc Willis]

But isn't Marvel the franchise?

[Bobby Lee]

I want to know how old Dr. Doom is.

[Andrew Schulz]

Say it again.

[Doc Willis]

But do you feel like Marvel and DC and all these. They're at a point where you can. You pretty much can get anybody that's great at acting and that has a certain. They don't have to be a big name like Robert Downer Jr. Just because it's already solidified as a franchise.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, but it sells. It sells internationally. So much better.

[Bobby Lee]

So Dr. Doom is in his mid-40s

[Carlos Herrera]

and early-50s in the MCU.

[Andrew Schulz]

You.

[Carlos Herrera]

He's 60 in the movies.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, but I'm just saying, in the comics, he's in the mid-40s, early-50s.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's me and you, bud.

[Bobby Lee]

Now I want you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why can't I do it?

[Bobby Lee]

Give me all the actors that are in their mid late 40s and early 50s.

[Doc Willis]

That's a good question, Tino. If they had Dr. Doom and wanted you to play it, I'll be like that. That right there, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

He wore something.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can I do it? I wear a mask.

[Doc Willis]

No, no, no, no. You're not getting it. I'm saying that you can't play that guy. Like, no, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, why? Why?

[Doc Willis]

Look, he don't. You know, he's t. He's not Dr. Doom material. He's too nice. He's a good guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Or, you know, who's more doctor do

[Doc Willis]

you feel like he can come off who's more. I would have to see you play an evil dude. You know what I'm saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

I do it on this show every week.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait a minute. You're definitely not. How big was he? Was he a full sized man?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, they AI with the rest of my body. Okay, all right. So born in 72. These are the actors they could have gone to Ben Affleck, Black, the Rock, Marlon Wayne, Idris Alba. Oh, but he wouldn't do. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so Adrian Brody could have been it.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a different mask with the nose.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I love Patrick Wilson. I Love James Marsden. 74. DiCaprio would never do.

[Andrew Schulz]

Christian Bale, maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he already played Batman. He can't do it. Joaquin Phoenix, joker already. Matthew McConaughey. Perfect. Dr. Doom.

[Andrew Schulz]

Insane to say that guy. How could he play that?

[Bobby Lee]

Would you rather have mat.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, he would have been his voice. Oh, man.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, all right, all right, Dr. D. Well, you just.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah, maybe you're right.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got to get what's available.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, you're right. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

But also, it doesn't. It. I just think it doesn't. I think. How about this? I don't care what color person plays any of this stuff. Make new, dude. I don't want to revive old properties I don't like.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see Weapons? That was new.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's new.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a new movie I'm gonna see tonight or tomorrow night. Obsession. I heard it's really good.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I heard that's really good.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I just hear it so good. Have you seen it? It's really good. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

More of this needs to make a wave and a comeback. I watched the Hulk Hogan documentary last night. I finished it. All three episodes. This guy.

[Doc Willis]

What is it on Netflix? Netflix. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm pass.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, it's funny because I'm not a wrestling fan, but I was enamored by. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

The idea of this guy.

[Doc Willis]

I was a huge wrestling fan when I was in the 80s, but, like, once it got past Stone Cold, I kind of, like, tapped out.

[Andrew Schulz]

You tapped out? Well, this was kind of about the world of his. In and out of lasting longer than maybe he should have. And then the world of NWO and ECW and all that stuff is.

[Bobby Lee]

Tonga the Kid was my guy. Remember Tonga the Kid? You don't remember Tonga the Kid?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, there he is.

[Bobby Lee]

That's my cut.

[Doc Willis]

Oh, yeah. No wonder why I remember him.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Doc Willis]

I mean, look at him.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Doc Willis]

Nothing excited about.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's like every woman you've ever dated.

[Doc Willis]

I mean, everybody got their own.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, but it was an interesting doc. It was weird to. It was cool to see because I remember it as a kid, but I wasn't a wrestling fan. But the impact was wild. I forgot how popular he was.

[Bobby Lee]

Huge.

[Andrew Schulz]

Bigger than. I mean, he was like. They. They quoted him as one of the most recognizable faces in the world. Probably not. Not namesake. His name. Yes. But that you could show his picture to a foreign country of, you know, far in the middle of nowhere. Those be. They'd be like, oh, yeah, they know who that. They don't know what he is, but they know who he is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's wild.

[Bobby Lee]

It's wild. I mean, there's a few people like that in the world. Michael Jackson at being one.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. But think about. Michael Jackson was a musical genius and

[Bobby Lee]

he was a, you know, I mean, athlete.

[Doc Willis]

Well, Hulk Hogan was kind of in his own right because WWF is strictly acting.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he.

[Andrew Schulz]

He.

[Bobby Lee]

It's real.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes, it's real.

[Doc Willis]

Go.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's real to me.

[Bobby Lee]

D. That's the myth. That's the myth of. Of pro wrestling. That it's fake. It's not. No, no, dude. Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no. The physicality of it is real.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Hulk Hogan picks up Tonga the kid. Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, he picked up. First of all, he picked up Andre the Giant, which was the greatest.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Doc Willis]

Let him have.

[Bobby Lee]

Throws him. Yeah, exactly. Throws him over the ring, you know, I mean, on the joint, falls on a table. Right, right. You don't think that hurts?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, I'm saying the physicality is real.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but it's.

[Andrew Schulz]

But it's.

[Bobby Lee]

You think it's predetermined.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a play.

[Doc Willis]

100%.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. So before you think they go, hey, you're going to win this one.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's like a movie fight.

[Doc Willis]

Everybody knows that. But that's the fun of it. It's like watching them. Drama unfold.

[Andrew Schulz]

It doesn't matter that they know. And by the way, he does say you do a dance with your partner, sometimes you. It may flip in the moment of who wins and who doesn't win. It's a play.

[Bobby Lee]

Play.

[Andrew Schulz]

They're doing a live play.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

It's fun.

[Andrew Schulz]

They're all. I mean, they're all. They're like theater kids who love to lift weights. It's really what it is. You're like a theater guy that loves lifting weights. But it was.

[Bobby Lee]

I want people to know that I know how wrestling works,

[Andrew Schulz]

But some people do get deep in it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

What he had the leg drop.

[Doc Willis]

No, no, no, no, no, no. What people loved about Hogan. Yeah. Was that last minute of being down and out and making a spring back because that represent that encapsulates in America, rocking everything. It was America of being down.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Doc Willis]

And then he put the finger up. And that's you. Somebody who just.

[Bobby Lee]

That. That moment. Oh, my God. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

I watched the whole thing. I just wanted to see the sex tape more than anything. Played it. They never played it.

[Doc Willis]

Oh, yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

They do leave out a lot of stuff. They do give him his flowers, especially because he died three months after the documentary was finished.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

So they do give him his flowers, but they leave out so much fun. Interesting shit.

[Bobby Lee]

They leave out a lot of these documentaries. They leave out a lot.

[Andrew Schulz]

Too much.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So let's talk about doc a little bit more. Doc. How do you feel being back?

[Doc Willis]

I feel great. As far as just, you know, this is one episode for right now. Like I said, I. Him.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's not back forever.

[Doc Willis]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's coming back to say, well, and

[Doc Willis]

to let the fans be. Have some peace and some ease about it. Because they didn't. They don't know it. They were expecting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Doc Willis]

A lot of them. And, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, can I tell you my. Can I tell my dream?

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

The funniest part about Bobby, he goes, let's talk about you, doc. And then stop.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. No, please. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. You're right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let him have the floor.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry. Have the floor. I'm sorry.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, he pled. We had a court case an hour ago.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

[Doc Willis]

What was I saying?

[Andrew Schulz]

I'll tell you. You were saying how the fans.

[Doc Willis]

When you departed man, y' all have no fucking clue. I mean, you know, but you don't know. Based on the opposite side of where I was on. I had people stop me walking in the streets of New York, like, going, hey, man, go back to Bad Friends. I'm like, are you fucking. I go to the grocery store. They stop me. I go to every where. It's always somebody. I'm just like, fuck. And so it was like. That's why I kept telling y', all, I'm gonna do this episode. I gotta come back and just make sure. And then just to just. Cause he already know he's been forgiven. Cause we already texted and we saw each other, and now we talked in front of the improv. So he already knows that. But it's mostly for him and the fans and all of us. It's like there's this camaraderie we have, and we have it even when we see each other on the streets and go plays like we did the SOHVSA shit, and we just, you know, there's this thing that. That goes beyond podcasts and goes beyond. So I just wanted to let the fans remind y' all that that's what it's about. Punk asses.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know how this all started, right? So I had been texting with Doc anyway, and I was in the Dominican Republic for my sister's wedding, and I saw a man that looked like Doc. And I texted him and I said, dude, I saw a guy that looked exactly like you. And it made me think of him. And we started chatting and. And he kind of said he maybe would come back on the show. And I said, well, you holler. When I said what we're going to be doing. And I get back, he's like, I'll come through. And I think it was about time. There's. That's him. That's who? No, that's not. I call it just finding black guys on the Internet.

[Bobby Lee]

I grew a black that would you

[Andrew Schulz]

black guys in the Dominican Republic.

[Doc Willis]

You know, my sister sent me a picture because I remind her of Asians all the time. So she sent me a picture.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why the intermittent fasting? The side Japanese walking. So many things.

[Doc Willis]

Well, a lot of people do that. They like, you ain't with you mixed with Asians. No, I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Doc Willis]

But she sent me a picture and text me a picture of the guy that was. Had the winning streak for Wheel of Fortune this past time. The Asian guy. And she sent me a picture. She said, every time I watch it, I remind me of you.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm like, who is the guy who's winning a lot? Yeah, yeah, that guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the last.

[Doc Willis]

No, that's not him. Wheel 2026. That guy. Yeah, that guy. So every time, remember, I had the same kind of glasses. So I put up the picture on Instagram of me and him side by like. And they'll say, damn, it look like hilarious.

[Andrew Schulz]

That does kind of look like now. Could you play him in a movie?

[Bobby Lee]

I think I would allow it.

[Doc Willis]

I could me.

[Andrew Schulz]

I would allow it.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If I was a producer, you know

[Doc Willis]

who I could play in a movie?

[Andrew Schulz]

Who?

[Doc Willis]

Heart. If his heart was a bartender and I had. If he was famous, I could play Heart.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's Heart?

[Andrew Schulz]

From the store?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you can. Yeah, you miss Heart.

[Doc Willis]

They always think me and him, brothers, we see each other. He called me all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I love Heart.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, same fashion.

[Bobby Lee]

Doc can I. Can I express my dream? Please, Doc, can you. Can I express my dream?

[Doc Willis]

What's your dream?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I know it's one time. Okay. But if I may express my dream. I'm sorry, I. I have to say it, right? Dream away my. I want to dream away my dream away. My dream is that we can eventually. Eventually slow start, get to where we were once were, you know, I mean, where you're popping in and out, right? Eventually. That we could go on tour. You and I and Doc could do the tour with us, go all over the world. And that's my dream. I think for me, it's like, you know, I want to redemption and story as well. And I want to give him the appreciation that he deserves. He was a vital part of our show. I feel like I it up. I apologize to you.

[Doc Willis]

Oh, my bad. Where was you at? Use that. Make amends. Keep going, Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, the fasting makes you tired time.

[Bobby Lee]

It makes you sleepy. Anyway. Look in the camera. Say, thank you for being a bad.

[Doc Willis]

Thank you for being a bad friend. Love and miss you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Get that AMEX Gold card ready. I'm too tired to cook.

[Bobby Lee]

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