Rudy & Her Sister Are Bullies

Summary

Podcast Summary: Bad Friends – Episode "Rudy & Her Sister Are Bullies"

Release Date: June 30, 2025
Produced by 7EQUIS
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

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Introduction

In this episode of "Bad Friends," hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino delve into the dynamics of their relationship with their guest, Rudy Jewels, and her sister Issa. The conversation oscillates between humorous anecdotes, cultural exchanges, and light-hearted banter, all underscored by the playful tension that defines the "bad friends" dynamic.

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Rudy & Issa: The Sibling Bullies

Laundry Debacle:
The episode kicks off with a comedic discussion about Bobby and Andrew's attempts to pay Rudy and Issa for doing laundry. Andrew mentions, “I give her 100 bucks just to do the laundry,” which Bobby humorously questions, highlighting the absurdity of the arrangement (01:38). Rudy chimes in, defending their efforts by stating, “We clean,” leading to a humorous back-and-forth about the value of money in the Philippines compared to the effort required.

Cultural Insights:
The hosts and Rudy explore cultural differences, particularly focusing on the cost of living and wages in the Philippines. Bobby underscores the disparity by saying, “The average monthly salary for a housekeeper... is around 14,000 pesos,” emphasizing how the $100 payment represents a significant portion of local wages (03:50). This segment provides listeners with an insightful glance into economic contrasts between countries.

Sibling Dynamics:
As the conversation progresses, Bobby and Andrew introduce Issa, Rudy's younger sister. They playfully interrogate her about her relationship with Andrew, leading to humorous exchanges where Andrew admits, “I almost got up,” in response to Issa's teasing (06:55). The playful tension showcases the camaraderie and underlying affection among the hosts and their guests.

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Humorous Segments and Skits

Improv and Accents:
The trio engages in various improv skits, attempting different accents and roles. One notable skit involves Bobby trying to emulate an English accent, leading to laughter and light-hearted criticism from Andrew and Rudy. Bobby's attempt results in a humorous portrayal of a character at a store, culminating in his playful dismissal, “No, no, this isn’t poo. This is just a little bit of sunscreen” (10:11).

Game of Thrones Comparisons:
A recurring theme is the comparison of their personalities to characters from "Game of Thrones." Andrew likens himself to "Jon Snow," while Bobby humorously identifies as "Tyrion Lannister." Rudy adds to the fun by associating Bobby with "Ramsay Bolton," deepening the whimsical narrative (60:00).

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Personal Anecdotes and Emotional Moments

Mental Health Discussions:
The hosts take a sincere turn when discussing personal experiences with mental health. Rudy shares her struggles during high school, mentioning, “I had to repeat seventh grade” due to depression and how therapy played a role in her recovery (54:27). Andrew opens up about sensing a spirit following him and seeking help through sage, which eventually disappeared (22:00). These moments add depth to the episode, highlighting the importance of mental well-being.

Family Relationships:
Bobby and Andrew reflect on their family relationships, particularly focusing on sibling bonds. Bobby touches on reconnecting with his sister as their parents age, while Rudy discusses her relationship with her own siblings, revealing layers of sibling rivalry and support (52:38). These discussions provide listeners with relatable insights into family dynamics.

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Interactive Segments: BBC Submissions

Bad Black Couple (BBC) Requests:
A humorous segment features Bobby and Andrew reviewing BBC submissions—profiles of Black men seeking dates with Rudy. They comically assess each submission, critiquing photos and bios with exaggerated remarks about credit scores, cars, and personal attributes. Notable quotes include Bobby teasing, “Who are these two idiots?” (01:21), and Andrew’s playful dismissal, “We’re gonna pass on that” when reviewing a contestant with a 7,561 credit score and a 2016 Mustang GT (34:01).

Character Evaluations:
They anthropomorphize fictional characters like Groucho from Sesame Street, humorously debating his traits and likening him to their own personalities. This segment blends pop culture references with their trademark comedic style (44:46).

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Conclusion

The episode wraps up with continued light-hearted interactions, skits, and reflections on personal growth and relationships. Bobby and Andrew maintain their signature comedic flair, ensuring that the conversation remains engaging and entertaining throughout. The blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and cultural discussions makes this episode a quintessential "Bad Friends" experience, offering listeners both laughs and heartfelt moments.

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Notable Quotes

• Andrew Santino: “I give her 100 bucks just to do the laundry.” (01:38)
• Bobby Lee: “The average monthly salary for a housekeeper... is around 14,000 pesos.” (03:50)
• Andrew Santino: “I almost got up.” (06:55)
• Rudy Jewels: “We clean.” (03:26)
• Bobby Lee: “No, no, this isn’t poo. This is just a little bit of sunscreen.” (10:11)
• Andrew Santino: “I’m Jon Snow.” (60:00)
• Bobby Lee: “Are you gay?” (61:07)

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Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

Ready or not coming to PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series XS on July 15th of this year. It's Ready or Not. Coming with full cross play across all platforms. Ladies and gentlemen, ready or not, the game is here.

[Andrew Santino]

What it is, I'll tell you what it is. 18 single player or online cooperative missions with up to five players. Two new missions as part of the Los Suino Stories free DLC update.

[Bobby Lee]

PC players will have access to the new missions in a free update day and date with console launch. Two DLCs that introduce six additional levels in Dark Waters DLC. The UH60 support helicopter. Dozens of options to customize the players entire SWAT team, including armor, weapons, apparel and much more.

[Andrew Santino]

If you pre order the game, what do you get? That guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna tell you something. You pre order this game. You pre order this game. You're gonna get an M32A1 grenade launcher. Love.

[Andrew Santino]

Yup.

[Bobby Lee]

Then you're going to get an MKV pistol, love. And a 590m shotgun. These items are going to be updated for free to PC owners of the game. So ready or not, Ready or not, it's coming to you. The standard edition is $49. That's 44 pound over there and $49 Euro.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, go check out the game, man.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta go check it out. It is available starting July 15th. That's ready or not.

[Rudy Jewels]

You two are bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Who are these two idiots?

[Andrew Santino]

You two are disgusting.

[Rudy Jewels]

We're bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Look who's here.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. She lives in my house.

[Bobby Lee]

Does she really?

[Rudy Jewels]

We clean.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you don't.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yes we do.

[Andrew Santino]

No, here's what here, I. So I give her 100 bucks, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just do this hundred dollars. Just do this little small laundry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Stays in there for 24 hours in the dryer.

[Rudy Jewels]

Oh my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? And then I go, you're not going to fold it.

[Rudy Jewels]

I folded it right away.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. After I said something. For 100. What do you have to do in the Philippines to make that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What do you have to do in the Philippines for a hundred dollars?

[Rudy Jewels]

That's a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you have to be the fastest tree climber in the neighborhood.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What? What's 100American dollars? How many?

[Rudy Jewels]

5,000 pesos.

[Andrew Santino]

What can you get for 5,000 pesos?

[Bobby Lee]

Buy a whole village.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know. Property, everything.

[Bobby Lee]

What can you really buy? Seriously, like what does 5,000 pesos get you?

[Andrew Santino]

An iPhone instead of pesos.

[Rudy Jewels]

Like it's iPhone? Yeah. It's like a hundred thousand.

[Andrew Santino]

Are your iPhones made out of coconut shells?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like how do they get all those components in there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

It's working off.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Okay. Wow.

[Rudy Jewels]

You can buy a lot of clothes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Shoes.

[Andrew Santino]

But you'd have to work how long to get. To get a hundred. 5,000 pesos, do you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Um, I think two days.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, more. More?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Like a week.

[Andrew Santino]

So one hour laundry.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the average daily pay in the Philippines, varies by region, but the minimum wage for non agricultural workers in Metro Manila is 645 pesos. And he gave you 5,000 pesos?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And so when I say do the laundry, does it mean just leave it in the dryer? I just. I want to understand your. The language, you know? I mean, if I'm going being direct, I. I don't know, do I be. Do I have to be specific?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah. Because you were like, oh, can you do the laundry? I thought you just meant just put it in the laundry.

[Bobby Lee]

That's only one half of the laundry.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

That's just one half.

[Andrew Santino]

The hard part is folding it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Rudy Jewels]

I'm unfolding it.

[Bobby Lee]

You like folding?

[Rudy Jewels]

I like full.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. But I had to ask you the next day.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. The average monthly salary for a housekeeper, what you're asking her to do in the Philippines, is around 14,000 pesos. So you got. You got one third of a month pay in one day.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta. I gotta tell you, this is.

[Andrew Santino]

It's too much.

[Bobby Lee]

It's too.

[Andrew Santino]

I think I'm paying too much.

[Bobby Lee]

You are?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't you pay them in pesos? Can you do that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Mexican pesos.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Is it the same thing?

[Rudy Jewels]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

If I got pesos in Mexico, can I spend it in the Philippines?

[Bobby Lee]

They'd take anything down there, I'm sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. Let's introduce.

[Bobby Lee]

Introduce our guests now that we've just berated them for.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

For sure. Five minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

We got Jules.

[Bobby Lee]

We have the old school. Rudy Jewels is back.

[Andrew Santino]

Back. You know what I mean? And then we have her little sister, Issa, Isa. Izzy.

[Bobby Lee]

Like Izzy. How old are you now?

[Rudy Jewels]

I'm 17.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Rudy. When we started. We started when Rudy was 17.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were a little nervous before. Are you nervous now?

[Rudy Jewels]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you know us. You know us now.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you don't know him.

[Rudy Jewels]

I met him like four times.

[Bobby Lee]

That's enough times.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, but are you still. Be honest with me, because he's a lot.

[Rudy Jewels]

Are you scared of it?

[Andrew Santino]

Are you scared of Andrew A little bit?

[Rudy Jewels]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Why won't you like I lock eyes with Andrew. Lock eyes with him.

[Bobby Lee]

She's not.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, dude, but the way you lock eyes. Look. Eyes with me. I see I have to turn over.

[Bobby Lee]

You're like a dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. My trembles, dude. It does. And it goes. I mean, the inside of my butthole comes out a little bit. It's my body going. No.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

You hear me?

[Bobby Lee]

The hat a little bit high.

[Andrew Santino]

Pull the hat a little high. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude. Do what you do, dude. Do what you do, dude. Yeah, exactly. Do what you do, dude. That was out of pocket, bro. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I gave him this gift and he's talking to me. Give me the shirt back.

[Andrew Santino]

Now I'm gonna do it too. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm protecting the equipment.

[Bobby Lee]

Take it off.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on, come on. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel better now.

[Andrew Santino]

Illegal. That's a warning.

[Bobby Lee]

A warning, dude. God, dude, he ruins the show.

[Andrew Santino]

You ruin it, dude. You put us in bad moods, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you do that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you put us against a wall. We have to fight our way out. Yeah. Yeah. Ye. Ruined it.

[Rudy Jewels]

But you know what you. You guys are right now? You guys are Simon and Theodore.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's that?

[Rudy Jewels]

Alvin and the Chipmunks. Oh, my gosh. Alvin. Theodore.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, Alvin.

[Rudy Jewels]

Alvin and Theodore.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what we are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's us. Are they the bullies? Are they the bully?

[Andrew Santino]

Back up, back up, back up. Dude. Keep it up, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

We bought you gifts.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

By the way, you know what? He texted me because we have to do. I. We have to do. I have to do a read for my show. And I said, okay, can. We can do. We can do it after or we can do it before bed. And he's like, come to the studio at 6. And then I hit him. And I said, I can't. I can't make it at 6. I'm meeting up with you. And then he says in the text, he goes, I'm already here. But fine.

[Andrew Santino]

I almost got up. No, stop, stop. I almost got up. I almost got an. Oh, my God. Fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Fine. Dude, he's gotten so. Carlos. Say it, though. He's gotten way too much lately and he's. It's going to his head. I can tell.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the stars on your face. A fashion statement.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It is for pimples, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't look like you have any pimples. Are there pimples under there or is this to look cool? Isn't this. This has got to be a thing to look cool now too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You wear them sometimes?

[Bobby Lee]

I. I wear them when they're Bet. When I'm. When they're bad under the skinnies.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I had a deep one. When you knew was going to be a volcano.

[Bobby Lee]

Y.

[Andrew Santino]

It was Pompeii, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Did it. Did it explode?

[Andrew Santino]

No, but I. For five days, I just kept putting those stickers on.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, Izzy, what's been going on with you in your life?

[Rudy Jewels]

It's been fine. My school just ended, like, two months ago.

[Bobby Lee]

So what are you doing now? Now it's summer for you.

[Rudy Jewels]

Like, before I went here, I was doing nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you going to do here while you're in L. A?

[Andrew Santino]

Not do laundry.

[Bobby Lee]

Sounds like not.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

We're just having fun. We've been going out, like, almost every single day.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are you going? Where you go out? What is.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, can I say something? The other day. The other day, I go, you guys are going to go do something? And I go, can I go?

[Bobby Lee]

And they go, oh, why don't you take him?

[Andrew Santino]

We.

[Rudy Jewels]

He was making it awkward. I said, oh, we're going to get coffee. And then he started smiling.

[Bobby Lee]

He likes coffee.

[Andrew Santino]

Do say coffee to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, do you want to get coffee? Oh, let's go. Oh, my God, how fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Automatic reaction.

[Bobby Lee]

He's excited.

[Andrew Santino]

I love coffee.

[Rudy Jewels]

I told him, you can come, but then he was like, no. He started laughing and making it weird.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no.

[Rudy Jewels]

And I was like, maybe you made it weird.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no.

[Rudy Jewels]

You know, because when we were there, you weren't even there. We were waiting for you. We're like, where's it to Bobby?

[Andrew Santino]

I told you I wasn't gonna go because of the. The reaction of you guys.

[Rudy Jewels]

No. And you said you would go. And then you said that if I see you, I won't even talk to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but that's normal.

[Andrew Santino]

That's normal. It's called a joke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's just joking around.

[Andrew Santino]

Just joking around.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, the fact that you wouldn't bring Exactly. To Bobby for coffee kind of breaks my heart a little.

[Andrew Santino]

Breaks my heart.

[Bobby Lee]

Makes me think that your Jules is a little too. Her head. Her head's gotten a little above it.

[Andrew Santino]

Above it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. She's above it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. She's graduated.

[Bobby Lee]

And she's getting like that, too. Now she's gonna start soaking up.

[Andrew Santino]

She's gonna be the worst. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

See, look at that. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I can already tell your attitude, even though as a kid, you were too much attitude. Yeah. Yeah. You went through your phases when we went through your emo phase.

[Rudy Jewels]

Oh, my God, yeah. Every single time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna dye my hair and be all sad and cut myself.

[Bobby Lee]

What color did you dye your hair?

[Rudy Jewels]

I dyed my hair pink.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not. That's not that bad. Is that you? There you are.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, that's me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that you?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, but they all look the same. Every emo kid looks exactly the same.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you through? What phase are you in now?

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Chill.

[Andrew Santino]

You chill.

[Rudy Jewels]

I'm chill.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I know. I know a new word. I know a new word.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to learn about what the kids are saying.

[Bobby Lee]

She's skibidi.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're so skibidi.

[Bobby Lee]

Skibidi.

[Andrew Santino]

Skibidi. Do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Skibidi day.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? Oh, I wonder. Wonder. Bulk.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Skibidi slangy.

[Andrew Santino]

What does it mean?

[Bobby Lee]

YouTube videos, a filler word, like cool, bad, or dumb. So it means everything enough.

[Andrew Santino]

Or let me see if I can use it in a sentence.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yo, man, did you poo poo on your face?

[Bobby Lee]

This?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, this isn't poo. This is just. It's just a little bit of sunscreen.

[Andrew Santino]

How? You're being skipped. You should say. You have to say yes. And why? You don't know Improv. You have to. Yes. And the thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, why do I have poo on my face?

[Andrew Santino]

It's a sketch. Improv.

[Bobby Lee]

You could ask me any. Say, are you hungry? I would have. Yes. You said everybody poop on my.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I was trying to make it foolish. Like.

[Bobby Lee]

Ask me again. Yeah, ask me again. God, man, sorry. Ask me again. Anyway, do it again.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, man, you got.

[Bobby Lee]

No, do the same thing again.

[Andrew Santino]

You got chunky poo on your peanut poo on your face.

[Bobby Lee]

I do?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

You're doing it again.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, give me.

[Andrew Santino]

It's anti comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, all right, all right. Yo, man, what a part.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You have poo on your face. Yeah, I do have skibidi poo all over your face.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I'm being skibidi.

[Bobby Lee]

You're skippitying, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Sick dog.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, all that way to get to there.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I just had to foil the bit. Okay, how do you. What does skibidi mean?

[Rudy Jewels]

I have never said that word.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you know what it is? You've seen it on the Internet.

[Andrew Santino]

What's some terms we want to learn terms. What do Filipino kids. You say?

[Rudy Jewels]

You can say.

[Andrew Santino]

What does boang mean?

[Rudy Jewels]

No, it has to be harder.

[Andrew Santino]

What does it mean? Now.

[Bobby Lee]

You'Re being right now.

[Andrew Santino]

You climb that tree, too.

[Rudy Jewels]

You guys are using it, right, though?

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. Because we're smart.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like somebody chokes you.

[Rudy Jewels]

Sounds like a chicken.

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds like a nut disease. Yeah. I'm sorry, sir, but you have. I go really on both.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, give us more terms. What are the Filipino kids saying right now?

[Rudy Jewels]

Like, your. Like your age is my age?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, God. Let me guess what that means.

[Rudy Jewels]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Stinky feet.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Let me get.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're swimming in a bog.

[Bobby Lee]

Poo on your face.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You're swimming in a bog.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. How come you whenever I say a suggestion, you bury me with poo on the face?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

What is going on with you today?

[Bobby Lee]

That's our relationship.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, go.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. I just threw it out. That it wasn't good, what I said. Right. But I'm just guessing.

[Bobby Lee]

What is it? Say the word again.

[Andrew Santino]

Grandma, did you make some gayatai?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's a good dish.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Oh, no, that's the thing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it sounds good.

[Andrew Santino]

It really.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. How come you're walking so slow?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my get hurts.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

What is it?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, it means, oh, actually, we were close.

[Andrew Santino]

Pretty close.

[Bobby Lee]

You got kyatai on your face.

[Andrew Santino]

On my face? Yeah. Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

But it's more like, oh, like, oh, I just did something.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I stepped. I stepped on a nail.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. What does that mean? What does that mean?

[Rudy Jewels]

It's just an expression.

[Andrew Santino]

We're learning everything. It's new. I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Give us more.

[Andrew Santino]

Give us more also.

[Bobby Lee]

You like. You like. You like Sublime. I just noticed that.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You like them, huh? You know they're playing again. His son is playing.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know. You don't know that.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

She doesn't even know.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know the songs or.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, give us one.

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't know, Santeria or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Sing it. I don't know it. No, we don't know it.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't know. You have to say, I don't know anything about it, so. It was before my time.

[Bobby Lee]

Way before mine.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm more into, you know. I mean, Bach.

[Rudy Jewels]

Like, it's before your time, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're not.

[Andrew Santino]

Yo, you're Beetle Sati.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Debussy.

[Bobby Lee]

Ludwig.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Go. Go ahead. There's the lyrics.

[Bobby Lee]

There it is. He brought them up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't practice Santeria. I ain't got no crystal ball well, I had a million dollars But I. I'd spend it all Jules.

[Andrew Santino]

Next line.

[Bobby Lee]

Go.

[Rudy Jewels]

If I could find that Hannah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Rudy Jewels]

That Sancho. That she's found.

[Bobby Lee]

Sancho.

[Rudy Jewels]

Well, I pop a captain Sancho.

[Bobby Lee]

Sancho.

[Rudy Jewels]

And I'd slap her down.

[Andrew Santino]

What does Sancho do for you to put a cap in them?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, let me tell you something, Sancho. Sancho is her new lover.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I see.

[Bobby Lee]

His lover.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. I don't know the lyrics. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Also, you know what bothered me about this song forever?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Go up there, he says, I don't practice Santeria. Santeria is basically, it's card reading, tarot reading. It's the same thing. I don't have a crystal ball. Okay, got it. Well, I had a million dollars, right? But I. I'd spend it all. So he said he had it. Then he said if he did have it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, a Santeria $6.600,000, right? Yeah. And a Crystal Ball, a high end one. 400,000. So a million dollars.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a million.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Oh, that's what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

That all adds up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. If you want high end. When I get it, I get high end. I get it from Gandalf.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This one, I got my crystal ball from Gandalf.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you get your crystal ball from. Huh? Andrika.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Andrika.

[Bobby Lee]

Because Andrika's right, right, right. On the show.

[Andrew Santino]

And in Santeria, I get a black market.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you do?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm getting everything on from a black person. I get it on the white market.

[Andrew Santino]

You do? Yeah. You play retail?

[Bobby Lee]

I like the white market.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I prefer the white market.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you buy centerias in Philippines?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Are there palm tarot readers in the Philippines? Palm?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Real ones.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean, real ones?

[Rudy Jewels]

Like, they're.

[Bobby Lee]

We have real ones here?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I think they have the legit one.

[Bobby Lee]

We have them too, dude. We have them on Ventura. There's like three of them that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they have scars on their faces. They have the whole.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, scary ones. Yeah. Filipino. Oh, that.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that. Oh, my. Look at the cards above. Black figures like that. What does that mean?

[Bobby Lee]

One day you'll be black.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Jay Z. Jay Z.

[Rudy Jewels]

And like, my aunt did a reading, and then this old lady, like, she did, like, read her palms, and then the old lady was like, oh, you're being followed by this capre who wants to fuck you.

[Andrew Santino]

What's a copper?

[Rudy Jewels]

It's like an. It's like a. Like a gorilla.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos is a capre. Is Carlos a capre?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, he smokes. Capre smokes a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

They live like in the trees.

[Andrew Santino]

Capri. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you weren't in the states, you'd be Capri for sure. King Copy.

[Bobby Lee]

So wait a was following her, trying to attack her?

[Rudy Jewels]

No, her, because like he's the cop is like obsessed with her. That's what the.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

And did she ever. Did the cap ever get her?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, I don't think so. But then the old lady was like, you have to get out of town because this is like.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

That is Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a cop, right? Dude. Wow. Dude. Oh my God. Dude. Dude. Coppers are cool, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

So red.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he has an old school. Oh, there's another one doing karaoke. Oh, no, he's. He's blowing.

[Bobby Lee]

That's definitely Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

That's Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at his hairline.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's a cop, right, dude? Yeah. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, that's a hundred percent Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

That's that cop.

[Rudy Jewels]

Give me more like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, right. That's. Wow. Yeah, that's a.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you guys ever seen a copy around the Philippines?

[Rudy Jewels]

But I. I know, but I saw the shadow of one.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I got a shadow. Yeah, it could have been a monkey, but no. Okay, ok. Oh, what's the difference between monkey shadow and copper shadow is bigger.

[Rudy Jewels]

They're like huge.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, it's the size of a tree. Oh, look at that guy. He's. Look at the. Look at the second photo that you brought up. Second one, he's sitting in a tree. I mean, look at that big naked guy in the tree.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. You would be able to spot a copre.

[Bobby Lee]

Why is he balding? Yeah, why is the copper balding?

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And what is he blowing on? He's smoking.

[Rudy Jewels]

That's.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay, okay, wait.

[Bobby Lee]

They smoke. They sit in the trees and they smoke.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. I would do that.

[Bobby Lee]

This is 100 you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I would love to do that forever.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we get that on a shirt?

[Andrew Santino]

Are there good copays out there? Like, hey, I know. I'm gonna invite a friend to this party, right? Like, hey, dude. Andrew.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I have a friend.

[Bobby Lee]

Who is it?

[Andrew Santino]

It's a copper.

[Bobby Lee]

You want him to come to my house?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What is he bringing?

[Andrew Santino]

You have trees at your house?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, my whole front yard is filled with trees.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he'll be up there.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. All night.

[Andrew Santino]

All night long. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to come inside, man? Sitting in the trees?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So this woman got chased by the comp ra. It never happened.

[Andrew Santino]

Come inside.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, this is insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a little Filipino kid with one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Can you train to be a copyright? I mean, like, if I was born in the Philippines.

[Rudy Jewels]

You're supposed to be born, not trained to be a conference.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean can I be born? How do I be born? To be from another copyright.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not allowed to dream.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're taking away his.

[Andrew Santino]

If I was a regular person, I couldn't dream to be a copyright. It's like, I want to be a ninja too. Why can't I be a ninja?

[Bobby Lee]

Why can't.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, I mean, you'd have to be big enough.

[Andrew Santino]

How big a that? Give us the details. How big are Copper's tall, dark figure?

[Bobby Lee]

Reaching up to 10ft in height. That's pretty.

[Andrew Santino]

They look like Michael. Yo, then.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

What? They're trickster figures who play pranks. Oh. But they don't kill.

[Rudy Jewels]

I've heard they kill.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Go down. Go show more. Let me see if they do kill.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Copies are said appearance first.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, appearance says the copies describe his tall, dark figure, sometimes reaching up to 10ft in height. Depicted hairy humanoid with long legs. Coppers are said to dwell in large trees. Bamboo, mangoes, belete trees. They're also seen under these in pass and forest. Mischievous. Playing pranks on people make you lose your way in the forest. And then you. All your disappears.

[Andrew Santino]

Over here.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

You love this. They have the power to remain invisible.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's why you can't see them.

[Bobby Lee]

Children or people with a special third eye can see them.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

They.

[Andrew Santino]

You have third eyes?

[Rudy Jewels]

I think so.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I feel like it's something that you would know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I think you'd know by now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like a tail. Like you'd know if.

[Andrew Santino]

You would know.

[Bobby Lee]

If you had a third eye, you'd know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Can you really see aberrations and. And ghostly things?

[Rudy Jewels]

No, but when I was younger and when I was living in the Philippines, like I. Like in our old house, I. I saw like an old lady, like, just floating. And I told my mom that, and she was like, oh, that's just nothing. But you know what?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Rudy Jewels]

She can also feel if there's anything around a space. And there's nothing in your house. So that's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

There's nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, wait, wait. Jules, you know this about your sister. She can feel what's in her space.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, like if there's anything in this.

[Andrew Santino]

Any entity in the space. So in my house, there's no entity. Do you know why? Because my entity is stronger.

[Bobby Lee]

You seanced it.

[Andrew Santino]

I seanced it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Who's your entity?

[Andrew Santino]

His name is Dave.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys don't know him?

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know Dave?

[Rudy Jewels]

No, I've never seen.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, he's there. Yeah, he's better than a copy.

[Bobby Lee]

I want you to come over.

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't think.

[Bobby Lee]

I want you to come over and see if something is in my house now. I think maybe I have an entity.

[Andrew Santino]

She has it. She has the ability.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'm telling you, some nights when I go take the dog out to piss, I'll walk down the stairs, and the dog and I will be walking. This happened twice. We'll be walking down the stairs to go outside. And we walk down the stairs, and we get to, like, the bottom to turn the corner. And she'll stop, and I'll stop, and I'll kind of. And I'll like, feel. It feels really weird. And the dog will kind of stop and look inside the front room, and then she'll quietly move back to the door. But I can feel something is different. It's very strange. It's happened to me twice now.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what happened to me, right?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

When I was in Oklahoma City, this native guy picks me up because I was doing that movie, and he goes, my friend, you. You have a spirit following you. Yeah, following you. And I go. Because earlier that day, I saw a lamp in my hotel room, but I saw something flash to my right, like a black figure. And I kept seeing. I called Kalila, actually.

[Rudy Jewels]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Remember, I called Kalila. And I go, I literally think that there's a spirit. And then he goes, you. You must get sage. So I bought sage.

[Bobby Lee]

Did it help?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but he disappeared eventually.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, no. So how did you make it go away?

[Andrew Santino]

Because I'm dating a switch.

[Rudy Jewels]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why I think I'm dating a witch.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you want all that gone.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Rudy Jewels]

Does she sage you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she shades me out, dude. Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

So there's his Reddit story. I forgot exactly how it went. But basically it was this guy. He was talking about how he, like, he lives a really good life. He has a wife and kids and stuff. But then he looks at the lamp on this, like, the corner of his room, and then it starts to look weird. And then just everything that he knew just disappears.

[Bobby Lee]

His family disappeared, his wife.

[Rudy Jewels]

It was all, like. It was all like, an illusion.

[Andrew Santino]

It is an illusion, but he lived through it.

[Rudy Jewels]

You live through it, like having family.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Rudy Jewels]

Having kids.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so it's like the inner light, then. You have no idea what you're doing.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm talking about me supported.

[Andrew Santino]

I pointed me like he knew. He knew what I was talking about. That was amazing. He goes, oh yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Dude, that was insane. Dude. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Inner Light.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So Inner Light is a Star Trek Next Generation.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it again.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You know what it's like.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like Inner light.

[Bobby Lee]

No idea.

[Andrew Santino]

So the. It's so it's. You know. You know Adam Egan from the Comedy Store.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He hated Star Trek Next Generation. Right. But I told him to watch this episode called Inner Light. It's the second to last episode on season five.

[Bobby Lee]

We. I feel like you told me about that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I've talked to you about this episode, but it's much like this episode, you know what I mean? Where Jean Luc Picard lives a complete and full life in 60 years. But only five minutes passed.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, that's like. That's like a mushroom trip. Yeah, yeah, that's happened to me on a mushroom trip. I've lived like five lives.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. Like, ever. If you ever want to watch the best Sci Fi episode of all time, I think that's the best TV episode of a Sci Fi show.

[Bobby Lee]

I need to watch it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it on? Is this still on the Internet?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Can I explain to you the episode or not? Probably not, no. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Now that's one of my passions, but okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm telling you, man, you the girl. These girls have energy that.

[Andrew Santino]

It's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's like the room feels different when they're here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's good.

[Andrew Santino]

What's it feel?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. It feel.

[Andrew Santino]

It feels like chaotic.

[Bobby Lee]

Feels chaotic and.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it feels like. Like jazz drums.

[Andrew Santino]

Like in Sinners.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you see it?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. What did. Why'd you see this? What's wrong with you today?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, the poo face thing. Now I'm saying yes to everything.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I see.

[Bobby Lee]

You want me to say yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Jeez.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Jordan is so hot in the movie.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, which version of him?

[Bobby Lee]

Not put the horny.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Rudy Jewels]

Both of them.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I've heard. Because he plays. He's so hot, right?

[Andrew Santino]

He's so hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Bring up photos of him without a.

[Rudy Jewels]

Shirt on his arms.

[Bobby Lee]

Michael B. Jordan is jacked. He's such a good looking guy. It's unbelievable.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ. That one's inappropriate.

[Andrew Santino]

That's inappropriate, dude. Oh, my God. Imagine. Imagine this is.

[Bobby Lee]

Jules wants this chocolate guy. Yeah, she's looking for chocolate.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you had chocolate?

[Rudy Jewels]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. Would you do this? Would you do this Chocolate, she said last time.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How many chocolates would you do? How many bars?

[Rudy Jewels]

A lot. Yeah, a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Rudy, now you're single, you can go date Chocolate if you want.

[Andrew Santino]

I think she's. I honestly. Can I be honest with you?

[Rudy Jewels]

Okay, go.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think that that's as interest to you dating. Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Like right now?

[Andrew Santino]

Anytime, I guess. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You dated for a long time, right?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah. I just want to rest, but it's like.

[Bobby Lee]

I just want to rest. Like you were jogging? Like she was jogging?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, that's.

[Andrew Santino]

I was 23 when I started. Stand up. Her age, same thing. And when I look at her, I go, I was that young.

[Bobby Lee]

It's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Isn't that crazy?

[Bobby Lee]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

I was that young.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I was 22, 23 when I started.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, whoa. We got some submissions. Oh, so we got BBC. BBC submissions. BBC Big Black. Hi. Okay, and so what? So we got BBC submissions to date. Rudy. So who's this first guy?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, let's see the first guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see the first submission here.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy is Sean Harris.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's 28. 28. He's an Aries.

[Andrew Santino]

What's up, Sean?

[Bobby Lee]

Credit score is 720. That's good business credit. 84. Not bad. He's six feet tall. He's got a Honda Civic. Working on it. He's an artist consultant. Lives in Pennsylvania. Travels New York a lot for work. That's. Neither of those places are here. And Rudy, you're gorgeous. Follow my IG to the Bad friends. Love y' all. Keep it up. Okay, so let's see.

[Andrew Santino]

First photo.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, well, he's. He's out there. He's smoking weed, maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Rudy Jewels]

Not okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he raps.

[Rudy Jewels]

Oh, he's handsome.

[Andrew Santino]

How do you know? From what?

[Bobby Lee]

Was the microphone covering his whole face?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Good. What about this?

[Rudy Jewels]

Cute.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Smoking again.

[Andrew Santino]

Smoking again. Better with a microphone on, huh? Yeah. So this is his Instagram. This is actually one of his. This is on one of his songs. Oh, here we go. You ain't had enough? Like I'm the air, I won't hesitate.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he smokes too much.

[Andrew Santino]

I think he smokes too much. Let's get a different contestant.

[Bobby Lee]

But we do like him.

[Andrew Santino]

You like him a lot. Very talented.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what my problem with that guy is? Who? Cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, too cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Way too cool. Okay, Rudy's BBC Dream. Next up is a fam. Not sure how to do this. My credit is 653 and my dick pass my belly button. Soft. I love one piece. Tell her what up.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Any photos?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Oh, there he is.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Rudy Jewels]

How old is he?

[Bobby Lee]

He's 52. I can't tell.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, he loves horses.

[Rudy Jewels]

He has a kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's got.

[Rudy Jewels]

Why'd you see the horse first?

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't see a lot of black people on horses. Do you? I mean, let's time out. Do you see what?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, let me think about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, Just think about it. I've never seen a black guy on a horse. I've never seen a black guy skydiving.

[Bobby Lee]

Or drink coffee.

[Andrew Santino]

Or drink coffee.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, next up.

[Andrew Santino]

We like them though.

[Bobby Lee]

This is for the girl. BBC request. Hahaha. Her Chocolate Love Teller. Follow me on Insta.

[Andrew Santino]

Yep, here we go. Chocolate love.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I. Can I ask something real fast? Yeah, they all put their credit score in there. Do we ask for that?

[Andrew Santino]

I think you did. Yeah. You're being protective.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, first of all. First of all.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby's my friend. You guys are laughing at me. My friend said I'm being protective. I want to make sure they have a bright future taken care of.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. You wanted to be specific.

[Bobby Lee]

I said what?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, but that and the car. That's why they do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I want to know.

[Andrew Santino]

Do.

[Bobby Lee]

Do that. Do. Okay. Does Jules want to date someone who's making less than 5, 000 pesos a day?

[Rudy Jewels]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

No. This is my case.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

There he is at a mall by a fountain.

[Andrew Santino]

Bro. You walk into the West Covina Mall, and you see that guy sitting on that fountain. Dude, what would you do?

[Rudy Jewels]

Run away.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you wouldn't. You're like, let's get an acai bowl together or whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Go back to the mall photo real fast. I got to tell you the truth.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at those lips.

[Rudy Jewels]

Nice lips.

[Andrew Santino]

Nice lips.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm telling you, My. My guess is he. He is on break at the kiosk he works at and took that photo. That's a guess.

[Andrew Santino]

What kiosk is it?

[Bobby Lee]

They probably.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, look at me right now, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yes. Yes. What kiosk is it?

[Bobby Lee]

I think they fix iPhones.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good, good.

[Rudy Jewels]

Very nice tattoos, though. I just feel like he loves himself, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I see tattoos on the face.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you like tattoos on the face? You do?

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Rudy Jewels]

But I feel like the. The title alone was just like, oh, BBC request.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't like that haha. You don't like the haha part. I understand. You know what?

[Rudy Jewels]

And he's half naked in the parking lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You as a sister, you wouldn't approve.

[Rudy Jewels]

I wouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

I get that.

[Andrew Santino]

I get.

[Bobby Lee]

Moving on. I get that. And very smart.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The haha does throw you chance to meet Rudy. Hey, guys, he's white.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but can we. Can we mix it. Can we mix it up a little bit?

[Rudy Jewels]

You can't have BBC.

[Andrew Santino]

He might have a big black dick. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I may not have a BBC.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, all right, all right.

[Bobby Lee]

Being white and all, but I'm 32. I think Rudy would have fun with me. My credit score is in the 700s. I drive a Lexus ES350, and I have a cruiser motorcycle. Let me stop you right there, pal. We're not letting our kid get on motorcycle.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me look at the photo. What if he has a wbc?

[Bobby Lee]

Let me see.

[Andrew Santino]

A white black hawk.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see. Let's see if there's a white blackhawk.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, zoom in. Oh, my God. James Dean, dude.

[Rudy Jewels]

Screenshot of it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, give me next photo. Oh, so you're interested. Nice, man. Hello. Well, happy Thanksgiving. Right? You can imagine them saying that, by.

[Bobby Lee]

The way, that definitely is a Thanksgiving photo.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There is the cruiser motorcycle. All right, we're gonna unfortunately pass.

[Andrew Santino]

We're gonna pass on that.

[Bobby Lee]

Gonna pass. For Rudy's love, this Next guy is 2561 black guy. I love. He just wrote, I'm 2561 black guy. 690 credit score with a 2016 Mustang GT. He's in North Carolina. He's in school to be a doctor. A doctor. Wait for it. In physical therapy. All right, so it's not. It's a doctor.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think it's leaning toward doctor or physical therapy?

[Bobby Lee]

It's physical therapy. Is this him?

[Andrew Santino]

My man, My man.

[Bobby Lee]

I need PT so maybe we can hook this up. He's a child of God. That is good.

[Andrew Santino]

That's really good.

[Bobby Lee]

There he is. There he is on Main Street. Just doing his thing.

[Andrew Santino]

He's doing his thing. This guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, dude, go to the slide before. It was literally just like, seconds before. Go. One more. It was just like. This is like all the same day.

[Andrew Santino]

Zoom in, zoom in. What do you think he's doing there, bro? What did he do?

[Bobby Lee]

It's just. It's. It's like. This is like moments later, he took these photos.

[Rudy Jewels]

People my age post stuff like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, seconds later, you took the same photo.

[Andrew Santino]

Go back to that photo, the first one.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like a slide of time.

[Andrew Santino]

Was it. What is he looking for on the ground there?

[Bobby Lee]

You tell me, bud.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but what are he's looking for on the ground?

[Bobby Lee]

You tell me.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you tell me, my friend.

[Bobby Lee]

You tell me.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he dropped his keys.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he did?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what's down there?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

But do we like this guy?

[Rudy Jewels]

He's okay, but all his pictures is, like, of his back.

[Bobby Lee]

He likes his back.

[Andrew Santino]

He has a great back, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Kid's got a good bed and he always has scripture on his back.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, I have a guy who dresses. I mean, I have a classmate who dresses like this.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean you have a guy? What did you mean by that?

[Rudy Jewels]

I have a guy classmate who dresses like that.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy loves words on a shirt.

[Andrew Santino]

And this guy. What is he? What kind of shirts does he wear? Your guy? Classmate?

[Rudy Jewels]

The ones with the words on your back.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it the word say Issa.

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't know, I forgot. I don't look at this guy all the time.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta tell you though, I like this guy. That last shirt he just had, I really liked what it say. It's your person behind me. The world is a better place with you in it. A. I like that kind of stuff. We like that kind of stuff. That means his heart is good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you know, but you don't like him, do you?

[Rudy Jewels]

I'm not vibing.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, move on. No vibe. All right. I'm from Canada. I was just there. Maybe, maybe I can get a date with Rudy. He's in Edmonton, Alberta.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I'd rather date the dog. I'd rather date the dog.

[Bobby Lee]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. What the is that?

[Bobby Lee]

That's Josh. He's half black. Half black, half native. Find and go up.

[Rudy Jewels]

Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the guy, dude. Wow, look at him. Look at. Oh my God. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Bobby Lee]

Does he do stand up? Is that what that is?

[Andrew Santino]

I. Well, it also did. He can't memorize his jokes. He's reading it off his phone.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, go down to the next one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Where's his Instagram? He didn't leave it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my God, Rudy.

[Bobby Lee]

This might. We might have to put the brakes on that. Yeah, we might have to put the brakes on.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's a long face.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a long. Yeah. What a long face.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, quite a long face. Anything else? Nothing. Well, we have other applications. Yeah, please. More, please. This is Gary Nelson.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, first of all, that's not a black guy, Gary.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet he is.

[Bobby Lee]

Find out if Jules would be up for two bwc.

[Rudy Jewels]

Big white cock.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's a white guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Okay, let's look.

[Bobby Lee]

Send a video you said to Gary. Haha. Here you go, bud.

[Rudy Jewels]

This is like a video of him jerking off.

[Bobby Lee]

It better not.

[Andrew Santino]

It better not be or I'll get angry.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, bad friends, family. The reason I think I'd be a good match for Rudy is I'm obsessed with One Piece. I love how gross she is. I love how she doesn't have a filter. We're both on the spectrum. Most likely.

[Andrew Santino]

I have a fat dog and a.

[Bobby Lee]

Fat cat over there eating some food, and I've got a big white dick.

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on, I, I. We're the parents.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Andrew Santino]

First of all, I'm all in.

[Bobby Lee]

First of all.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm all in.

[Bobby Lee]

As a parent, I Only have one big fear.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Rudy Jewels]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Go back to it and don't play it. Just. Oh, yeah. Okay, push pause. Pause now. Now, like scan to when he scans the room. Okay, Ready?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Let's look at the background.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay. Up. When he goes back up again. There.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop.

[Bobby Lee]

Pause, stop.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. What is going on?

[Bobby Lee]

Basement.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, you're right.

[Bobby Lee]

And that is scary to me.

[Andrew Santino]

And let me say something. Who lives above parents?

[Bobby Lee]

Parents. Mom and dad.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, mom and dad.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, the only thing that would give that away to is not a basement. In a weird turn of events is that is a doggy door. It'd be weird to have a doggy door in the basement. But I will say for the cat. What?

[Andrew Santino]

It's for the cat.

[Bobby Lee]

He can run.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? I. I don't think it is a basement. Oh, yeah. I don't know what he said, but.

[Rudy Jewels]

He'S a cat and dog too.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry about that, girl.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, that was understandable.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you. Thank you so much. You're a regular.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a regular.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a regular. Understand?

[Bobby Lee]

That was understandable.

[Rudy Jewels]

Cuz you were like, oh, that's a doggy door. And he was like, oh, it's for cats.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, right. Exactly. Dude. You get it in the Philippines. You. You understand?

[Bobby Lee]

Broke my down too hard. Okay, let me tell you something.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Cut it out.

[Andrew Santino]

Cut it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Cut it the out. Yeah, we're trying to do an investigation here. For Rudy's sake.

[Andrew Santino]

Why don't you say squirrel?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's a hamster dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Hamster day. Come on, guys. All the species.

[Bobby Lee]

So tell me, is this guy of interest?

[Rudy Jewels]

I like that he has a cat and a dog.

[Bobby Lee]

And a fat dog. Fat dog is cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Fat dick. He's that dick, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. All right, sweetheart. Sweetheart.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Sorry, sorry. Okay, Sorry. Honey.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Baby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What?

[Rudy Jewels]

My mom.

[Andrew Santino]

I am.

[Bobby Lee]

She is.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so obvious.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, your mom.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to the next applicant, please. Well, we'll put him on hold.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Who's this next guy coming over?

[Rudy Jewels]

He has. He doesn't even. He didn't even say anything.

[Andrew Santino]

So we're gonna meet Zach.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I'd love. Honey?

[Andrew Santino]

Honey.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, sweetheart.

[Andrew Santino]

We're gonna meet Zach.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

I hope Jules picks right. Oh, my God.

[Rudy Jewels]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Pause.

[Andrew Santino]

What are we in Gaza? Why can't I say that?

[Bobby Lee]

He can. He can. All right, here we go.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't judge me. I. I watched your shows in the shower. I don't touch myself too.

[Rudy Jewels]

He's naked.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. To Bobby in the shower. I Just watch your shows in the shower anyways, Rudy. Yeah, 100.

[Bobby Lee]

100.

[Andrew Santino]

Yo, honestly, we want her on the BBC side. I've talked to a few of the BBC community members. It's English.

[Bobby Lee]

And we were thinking, like, Rudy Jewels.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, she'd be a great part of the community. This is. Let's just. Let's just exclude Bobby from this conversation.

[Bobby Lee]

For just a second.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, guy. What's your obsession with me?

[Bobby Lee]

To mention you three times.

[Andrew Santino]

I know there's some sexual tension between me.

[Rudy Jewels]

I think he wants you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I don't think it's about you. I think it's about me. Yeah. And no, thank you.

[Rudy Jewels]

Dude, I think you should get with him. He's really funny, and I like how he's, like, kind of nervous to talk about my sister. Sister. You think he's funny? Yeah, he's kind of funny.

[Andrew Santino]

He's trying to be.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, he's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

God, the humor now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The level of humor in the youth.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, let's go to the next one, please. I don't think we can have you get that guy. We liked him, though. Zach.

[Andrew Santino]

We love you, Zach.

[Bobby Lee]

We love you, Zach.

[Andrew Santino]

You're handsome.

[Bobby Lee]

This Guy has a 2022 Chevy Camaro. He put that in the subject line. Hope Rudy likes my car. If not, please show it on the next episode.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, his photo is going to be bad.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's a video. I think. Yeah. Jamal.

[Rudy Jewels]

I hate car, guys.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, already. Oh, another back. Okay. Oh, you can do that. You can do a figure eight on the freeway. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you want a BBC on the next best thing. Big brown weenie.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah.

[Bobby Lee]

A bbw. Big brown me. I'm trying to fall in love with Rudy. I'm 26 years old and I live in East LA. Okay. This one's finally in Los Angeles.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, dude. Whoa, honey. I really like him.

[Bobby Lee]

You like him?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's spicy.

[Andrew Santino]

He's spicy. What? Zoom in to his face.

[Bobby Lee]

He's flicking off the camera now.

[Andrew Santino]

He's. I don't know. His attitude. His attitude. A little aggressive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is there another photo? He sent a video, but it's just like him at a party.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see.

[Andrew Santino]

We love to see party people party.

[Bobby Lee]

Love to see parties.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna see how he parties.

[Bobby Lee]

You like to see him party, Sweetheart.

[Andrew Santino]

If he parties hard. There he is. Oh.

[Rudy Jewels]

Oh, he's got, like, an anime party.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got good friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Good friend. Look at him.

[Bobby Lee]

I actually think this is a smart move. He's showing you that he has fun people around him. A girl is sitting on a fridge. I think this is actually very intelligent.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me see the girl on the fridge.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a girl on a counter.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, look at her. She's so scared.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, she's so cute.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at the Groucho. Grouchos at the party from Sesame Street.

[Bobby Lee]

Everybody's here.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone's here. Ernie, Ernie, everybody. Look at this guy, a young. What's his name?

[Bobby Lee]

How come there wasn't a Mexican character on Sesame Street?

[Andrew Santino]

Groucho.

[Bobby Lee]

Who the is Oscar?

[Andrew Santino]

Oscar. I mean, Oscar.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Groucho.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Oscar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Oscar. So who's Groucho?

[Andrew Santino]

Who's Groucho? Marks brothers.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute. Oscar wasn't Latin. He wasn't.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, think about play. Play Oscar. And let's just close our eyes and see what he is. Just close your eyes. Okay, Visually. Visually, what is he? Mexican?

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you say that, you Spanish oppressor? Why do you say that, you oppressor?

[Andrew Santino]

It just has good style.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, nice try, pig.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do a video so I can hear what he sounds.

[Andrew Santino]

I forgot what he sounds. Like this over with. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, Oscar, thank you for coming to the LA Times to answer our very important questions. You're not welcome.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I already know a Fentanyl White.

[Bobby Lee]

Fenty White.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, Fenty White, Right, A Fenty White.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, what do you think he is, girls?

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't even know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, White. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, play it right there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Years that I'm quite fond of. But a Grouch's motto is your next piece of trash could be your best piece of trash.

[Andrew Santino]

He's an old timey hobo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He's old timey guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Old time, old white guy. Yeah. He hops on a train, a box cartridge with the thing and is a.

[Andrew Santino]

Leg missing for some reason. He wasn't even in a war.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that the last BBC?

[Andrew Santino]

I think we have one more. Let's see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Aaron Taylor, Anaheim. Six, two.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

He says full sack.

[Rudy Jewels]

What does that mean, full sack?

[Bobby Lee]

He's. I think he's. He's got a full sack.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Filled with other things.

[Bobby Lee]

Credit score 580. Not great.

[Andrew Santino]

Not great.

[Bobby Lee]

2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee. He met Bob Bobby lee in a 7 11.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. That's where I meet my black guys at 7 11. Yeah. Every time.

[Bobby Lee]

There he is with his mom.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, great. He's so cute. Oh, whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, we're surprised he can do that. I would expect that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, he Loves sunsets.

[Bobby Lee]

That one.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a good honey. That's great. He loves sunsets.

[Rudy Jewels]

How old is he?

[Bobby Lee]

He looks like this one's from five years ago, so. All right.

[Andrew Santino]

It's okay. Give me another one. That's it.

[Bobby Lee]

But we do. He.

[Andrew Santino]

He left some of his music in here.

[Bobby Lee]

They all leave their music.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm like in the ocean, like Avatar style. I'm swimming with those. Yeah, there's a mermaid. No, that's not. Oh, it's my lover. Hey, hey, it's my lover. I'm blue in the ocean.

[Bobby Lee]

Flying through the ocean. I'm blue.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

And then you end up on the news.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

That's what I came out with.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm blue.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's it.

[Bobby Lee]

By the way, I. I love that. That beat is.

[Andrew Santino]

He's my number one.

[Bobby Lee]

Me, too.

[Andrew Santino]

I think he's my number one. We go on a date with him.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, Aaron. We'll set it up.

[Bobby Lee]

The funniest part is he had the worst credit score in the oldest car. But the beat's so good. We love him.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. And it looks cute, the picture.

[Bobby Lee]

Like every girl. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he's with his mom, and I don't know who the other lady was.

[Bobby Lee]

But the mom is key.

[Andrew Santino]

But they were happy.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

They were really happy.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's all that matters.

[Andrew Santino]

That's all that matters.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you happy?

[Rudy Jewels]

I'm happy.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you happy?

[Rudy Jewels]

I think he looks okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Good. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Diverts the question.

[Andrew Santino]

You think he looks what?

[Rudy Jewels]

I think he looks a lot like Kendrick Lamar. Brother.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

He looks like your brother.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah. You don't see it?

[Andrew Santino]

No. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Rudy Jewels]

No. I'm just saying he just looks a lot like our brother. Yeah, but don't say that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. Don't say that.

[Rudy Jewels]

Reminds me of my brother.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Okay. Anyway, he doesn't follow the Bad Friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Account, so we can't call Him.

[Andrew Santino]

But if he wants to call.

[Rudy Jewels]

Oh, that's nice too, that he doesn't follow. He's not a fan.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't want. What are you trying to do here? You're. She's, she's a wedge. She doesn't want it to happen. Do you see that?

[Bobby Lee]

Swimming in the ocean. I'm blue. Swimming in the ocean.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm blue. I'm Avatar. Swimming in the ocean.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm blue.

[Andrew Santino]

Blue. Swimming toward my lover. I like it. I like it. No. Swimming toward my lover. I do. I do. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

We liked him.

[Andrew Santino]

We like him a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Too bad we can't call you.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't call you guy. So. I feel like you're a wedge. I, I feel like you're being more picky than her.

[Rudy Jewels]

Well, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Rudy Jewels]

Because I'm the sister.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but what do you give a. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What? You don't even live here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, but I call her all the time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. How long? Yeah. So when you're in the Philippines, how many days a week do you guys call? Like months will go by.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's just texting.

[Rudy Jewels]

Just text.

[Bobby Lee]

But you text every day?

[Rudy Jewels]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Like once a week?

[Rudy Jewels]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Once a month.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's interesting about siblings. Like how, how often you talk to your brother.

[Andrew Santino]

Like once a month.

[Bobby Lee]

I called my sister today. I do think I try. We've connected more as our parents have gotten older. Yeah, that, that is a big piece of it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Because I used to hate Issa.

[Bobby Lee]

You used to hate her? Why?

[Rudy Jewels]

I just like, I was just annoyed at her. Like I would just, just beat her up and just.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you beat her up any. You can't beat her up anymore.

[Rudy Jewels]

Not anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Cuz you're stronger than her, aren't you? I, I, I want to see you guys fight so bad.

[Andrew Santino]

So do you have a high school love when you're. You're in high school still, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. You have a senior next year?

[Rudy Jewels]

No, I'm a junior next year.

[Andrew Santino]

At 17.

[Rudy Jewels]

No. Cuz I had to repeat a grade.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Which one?

[Rudy Jewels]

I had to repeat seventh grade.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Rudy Jewels]

Because I wasn'.

[Bobby Lee]

1, 2, 3, 4. Hey.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're being mean.

[Andrew Santino]

I am?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I was just. See if you could finish it.

[Bobby Lee]

Say sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you finish it? A B. Okay.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, you have to say sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Issa.

[Bobby Lee]

You were depressed.

[Rudy Jewels]

I was really depressed.

[Andrew Santino]

It was going your emo stage.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I feel you.

[Andrew Santino]

So you never went to school?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah. Well, I stopped for a year. Yeah. I went to school for like. Like half of the school year. And my school was like. They were doing. It was mental month, mental health month. And then we were doing this. This forum thing, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna answer it properly. So I answered it properly, and then they called my parents and said what? They're like, oh, you need to get yours. You need to get your daughter out of school.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, because it was that bad. What were you. I mean, sometimes we talk about serious things. I was just wondering, like, I mean, are you through all that hardship and that? Okay, what happened? Did you go to therapy? I mean, what happened?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, I went to therapy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

And I was on antidepressants.

[Bobby Lee]

Which one?

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't know. I forgot, but I forgot that. I mean, I remember that it was a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

I was on it. I took them for a while.

[Andrew Santino]

You did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought.

[Andrew Santino]

I hated it because your parents are, you know, I know your mother well. Your father's a lawyer.

[Rudy Jewels]

A judge.

[Andrew Santino]

A judge.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, huge difference.

[Andrew Santino]

He was a lawyer when I met him. No.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't know he upgraded to judge. He's a judge now. That's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

So your father's a judge and you just have good genes, you mean because you're. You. Honey, is. Your mother is hilarious. She's crazy and crazy and fun.

[Bobby Lee]

We love her.

[Andrew Santino]

We love her. And I love your daddy. He's very stoic, you know. So you have good, you know, family, right? You have a beautiful sister and two brothers. And you have a dog at home.

[Rudy Jewels]

I have a lot of dogs at home.

[Andrew Santino]

How many?

[Rudy Jewels]

I have six. No, seven.

[Andrew Santino]

Seven dogs. Holy.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a lot. Any of them fat?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, do you know those dogs or. No.

[Rudy Jewels]

I grew up with two of the three of the dogs, but when I left, I. They got more.

[Bobby Lee]

It's too many dogs.

[Andrew Santino]

It's way too many.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's too many dogs. What's the max dog?

[Andrew Santino]

Three in America?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The must. Most pets you can have, I think is three or four in California.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, no, no, three is number of dogs. Four is number of combo pet. To me, you can have as many as you want.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Los Angeles county legal limit for dog household is four. Yeah, all right, but that's. But that's what I'm saying. But to me, three is the most dogs you should have. And if you have a cat, that's it. Four. You're done. Done. Four animals and you're Done.

[Andrew Santino]

We have five.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna call the cops.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The legal limit for the number of dogs you're holding. This house called in Chicago is fine. Illinois is fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Good. Way to go, Chicago.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me ask you ladies something real quick. Just about our house. You know, how long does cat vomit need to sit before you clean it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What's the timeline?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, what's the timeline? Because, you know, you've been doing three or four days now, and you. Are you waiting for it to harden or what?

[Rudy Jewels]

Have you seen the house? It's clean. We cleaned it last night.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that how you talk to.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. That's exactly what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

That's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I don't charge rent.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. I provide them whatever they fucking want. Right. And that's the way they talk to me.

[Rudy Jewels]

Dude, I'm just saying. Why are you complaining? There's no. There's no mess.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, but I'm just saying that for two days, there was the cat vomit by my bedroom door.

[Rudy Jewels]

How.

[Andrew Santino]

How What?

[Rudy Jewels]

You could. You can't clean it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, I, I know. It's. It's gotten so out of control.

[Andrew Santino]

It's. It's bad.

[Bobby Lee]

It's really bad.

[Rudy Jewels]

It's so bad, dude, because aren't they your cats, too?

[Andrew Santino]

God, I'm so angry, I can't control myself. Oh, my God. So, you know, I don't want to get rageful right now. And I do.

[Bobby Lee]

I want you to.

[Andrew Santino]

You really do.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, well, pushing all your buttons.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, all right, so. Okay, here we go. All right, so number one, right, when you were in high school. Right? Okay. All right. How long did you live in my house?

[Rudy Jewels]

Like three years.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Did you pay any rent?

[Rudy Jewels]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's big.

[Bobby Lee]

That's huge.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. Whenever we go out and eat, right? Do I pay every meal? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever picked up a tab? No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Did I invite you to be a part of the. One of the biggest podcasts on planet Earth?

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Rudy Jewels]

I think to do. Andrew did.

[Andrew Santino]

I did. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I did. But that being said.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're my partner, so we did.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Okay. All right.

[Rudy Jewels]

How is this relevant, though?

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. You know, I mean, I'm just asking, right? Yeah. I'm just asking. Can you please.

[Rudy Jewels]

Talking about cats. Cats and their vomit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Can you please, when you see that, you know, I mean, because, you know, I've been so generous and open. Right. Then maybe clean it fast.

[Rudy Jewels]

I do clean it, but you let.

[Andrew Santino]

It dry for two weeks.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, because you have to let it dry. Because I don't want to get it when it's wet. It's gross.

[Bobby Lee]

How often do cats throw up?

[Andrew Santino]

A lot.

[Rudy Jewels]

Our cats throw up a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Why is that?

[Andrew Santino]

I overfeed them.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Rudy Jewels]

Okay, so it's mainly your fault. So.

[Andrew Santino]

What? Giggly.

[Rudy Jewels]

I think. I think you need to start from where the problem is.

[Bobby Lee]

Where's the problem?

[Rudy Jewels]

You overfeed the cats.

[Andrew Santino]

Heavy.

[Bobby Lee]

So many buttons.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you talking about? No, I want to say something. Okay. And yes, I. You know, Gobi and Julio, they're getting fat. Why?

[Rudy Jewels]

Because of you.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Why you feed them a whole chicken.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Rudy Jewels]

From Zenku.

[Andrew Santino]

No, not from Zanku.

[Rudy Jewels]

What is it from?

[Andrew Santino]

Kismet. Rotary chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Kismet. Rotisserie.

[Andrew Santino]

Rotisserie.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, delicious.

[Andrew Santino]

One of the best, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's delicious.

[Andrew Santino]

I get. I buy them a whole chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, sure.

[Andrew Santino]

And I feed that to them.

[Bobby Lee]

Doesn't that makes sense?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm the bad guy.

[Rudy Jewels]

But then Atikalai said you can't feed them that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. We're co owners.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Why does her. Why does she trump what I have to. What I do?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm so mad, I can't even talk, dude. All right. Why. How come it's 50? 50, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Because it's ethical.

[Andrew Santino]

I. Yeah, it's. What? What? She's the empress.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, she's not. I'm the king.

[Bobby Lee]

They both said yes at the same time.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you not respect him at all as the king?

[Andrew Santino]

He.

[Rudy Jewels]

He's not the king.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow, dude. Wow, dude. What are you talking about?

[Rudy Jewels]

Is like, the king, and you're like.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm like, what?

[Bobby Lee]

She's the king?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so what am I in Games of Throne? You saw Games of Throne, right?

[Rudy Jewels]

Game of Thrones?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, it's called Games of Throne here on Bad Friends. It's Games of Throne.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. You saw Game of Throne, right? Who am I in Games of Thrones?

[Rudy Jewels]

You're like, who's that? The Cersei's son. Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Joffrey. Yeah, I'm Joffrey.

[Rudy Jewels]

I'll talk. But, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but. All bite.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, no bite.

[Andrew Santino]

No bite.

[Bobby Lee]

You think that's Bobby?

[Andrew Santino]

That's me. The evil one. Okay. And who's Kalila, then in it, I guess?

[Rudy Jewels]

Cersei.

[Andrew Santino]

She's Cersei. You're right. She's evil as well. Probably worse.

[Bobby Lee]

Significantly.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I am, dude, in that world? Jon Snow. Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

John Snow.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're John Snow. I'm Tyrion Lannister.

[Bobby Lee]

There it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Yeah. A little guy.

[Bobby Lee]

That makes sense.

[Andrew Santino]

Really good advice.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm the hand.

[Bobby Lee]

Wise, smart, helpful.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And by the way, hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Tyrion Lannister.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You think? Wait, you think Peter Dinklage is hot?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You would date Peter Dinklage?

[Bobby Lee]

Now, who is that?

[Andrew Santino]

That. That's. That's Andreas for sure. That's Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

You think that's Bobby?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's Andres for sure. You know, right?

[Bobby Lee]

You're trying to put that up. You. You're trying to say that's him. No, no, no, you.

[Andrew Santino]

I just.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's not. That's you, dude. And then you know who Carlos is? Ramsay Bolton. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're Ramsey Bolton. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The crack addict Ramsay. You are.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't really know where he is because I rewatched the series.

[Bobby Lee]

Who is.

[Andrew Santino]

I went from one to eight again.

[Bobby Lee]

You did?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who is he?

[Andrew Santino]

He's the baker. The fat baker kid. Yeah, yeah. Just not like an npc. Not really in the show. You know that. That's you, dude. Like, what's his name?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, he has night terrors.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's you, McCone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Let's hear. Can you do an English accent? What should I say?

[Andrew Santino]

Pretty good, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll be a baker.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. We're okay. We're at a bakery. You're back again. Okay, we're at a bakery. We're. That's pretty good. We're at a bakery. Hello, sir. Oh, hello. What do you have? Fresh. We've got some fresh buns right here for you.

[Bobby Lee]

What kind of buns?

[Andrew Santino]

Grain. Grain buns. Honey, they have grain buns.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like this guy's grain bun.

[Andrew Santino]

The green buns are disgusting.

[Bobby Lee]

They're terrible.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What else have you got?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, what else do you got? We got a croissant. Oh, we love France. Show us the croissant. I only have grain bones. I don't. I was lying. Our English kids. Aria's clips. What? What does our English kids want?

[Bobby Lee]

Hello. What are you two want to eat?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, what do you want?

[Bobby Lee]

Order from the man.

[Andrew Santino]

Order from the man.

[Bobby Lee]

Go on.

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't want them grain buns.

[Andrew Santino]

Her accent is there. And our other daughter, who's, you know, a little eccentric, you know what I mean? And got the tism.

[Bobby Lee]

You want grain buns or not?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, do you want grain buns or not?

[Rudy Jewels]

Do you guys have an English muffin?

[Bobby Lee]

She's our oldest one, is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she went to boarding school.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry, lads.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. In.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Outside with you.

[Andrew Santino]

Outside.

[Bobby Lee]

Way outside.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Excuse us.

[Bobby Lee]

So funny.

[Andrew Santino]

So funny.

[Bobby Lee]

That's actually pretty good. Yours was actually really, very good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Why didn't you try?

[Rudy Jewels]

I can't do accents.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you can. You've done them on the show.

[Andrew Santino]

On the show before.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe you should come to London with us. You don't want to.

[Rudy Jewels]

She needs a visa, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

No rain on the parade.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ. Just trying to have a good.

[Andrew Santino]

Pretty good English accent. McCone. Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Not bad. Have you heard Carlos do it?

[Andrew Santino]

It's pretty good, right? Pasta powers. Yeah. Oh, it's shagadelic, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

I hate it so much.

[Andrew Santino]

Andreas, you do one.

[Bobby Lee]

I couldn't even do an American one. Let's hear an American accent.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's up, man? Welcome to the Trump Store.

[Bobby Lee]

Say, hey. Welcome to the Trump Store. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey.

[Bobby Lee]

Welcome to Fire.

[Andrew Santino]

Say it again. What store is this?

[Bobby Lee]

What store is this?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude? Welcome to the Trump Store. This is the only job you could get.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You realize that, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Be careful, because this is the only job you're gonna have.

[Andrew Santino]

Honey. Honey. What a beautiful store.

[Bobby Lee]

I love this store.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. You know what I've always wanted? A trump poncho.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's get you one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Excuse me, sir. Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

What up? Yes. Do you have Trump ponchos?

[Bobby Lee]

You have ponchos here? All we have what? All we have ponchos are. You don't sound like you're from here.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you from here? Where were you born, man? In Louisiana.

[Bobby Lee]

What part? What he said.

[Andrew Santino]

Vato oosh.

[Bobby Lee]

Vato ooze.

[Andrew Santino]

Where's Vato oosh in Louisiana? Is that New? New Orleans?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Where is that?

[Andrew Santino]

Where is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, sir, you're fired.

[Andrew Santino]

You're fired. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Call ice.

[Bobby Lee]

Call ice now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You do realize that you literally could work no other job besides with us? Like, this is the only one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you imagine?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Without us, where would he be?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

You know where I tried to go last night? I waited in line and we couldn't get in? What jumbos?

[Andrew Santino]

What clown room?

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't been in so many years.

[Andrew Santino]

Would you go with.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we didn't go. We never got in. We walked in line.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

My buddy, you know, Sean Malto?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Malto and I were gonna go with our ladies and my cousin. And nothing. We walked. We walked. It used to be you could walk in, pull up jumbos. One of My favorite. You used to be able to walk in. There was a huge line. It sucked. And so we left. This place is the best.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the best. I went. I. I googled. I. I've been watching a lot of Sean videos.

[Bobby Lee]

Malto.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. He's so talented.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we love him. Yeah, he's the man.

[Andrew Santino]

David lynch claimed he wrote Mulholland Drive at Jumbos.

[Bobby Lee]

Shut the up.

[Andrew Santino]

That's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that a real story? He wrote Mulholland Drive at Jumbos. Oh, Velvet reportedly wrote the screenplay for Blue Velvet at Jumbo's Clown Room.

[Andrew Santino]

Better movie, I thought.

[Bobby Lee]

Even better.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Blue Velvet's so good.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I love Melandra.

[Andrew Santino]

Me too.

[Bobby Lee]

Such a good movie. Movie.

[Andrew Santino]

But Dennis Hopper and Blue Velvet, what a crew.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a great movie. I'm just saying, when he said I.

[Andrew Santino]

Love you guys like David Lynch.

[Rudy Jewels]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

They have no idea who that is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. You never heard of David Lynch?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, how could the. How, how could she.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't want to get in this argument.

[Bobby Lee]

How could she know?

[Andrew Santino]

I. I just don't want to get into this.

[Bobby Lee]

She's wearing a shirt of a band she doesn't even know.

[Andrew Santino]

She knows I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Actually she didn't know Santeria.

[Andrew Santino]

He did know Santeria. Yeah, he was a very. Well, it's a one of a kind director. When you watch a David lynch movie, you immediately know it's him.

[Rudy Jewels]

Style is like popular movies.

[Andrew Santino]

Blue Velvet, Elephant Man.

[Rudy Jewels]

But Gen Z would know.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the problem.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the problem.

[Bobby Lee]

No, well, well, they would know Twin Peaks because Twin Peaks they remade into a show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys know Twin. Twin Peaks, Laura Palmer. There's a new show. When was the new twin peaks out? 17. Yeah, it's not that long ago.

[Andrew Santino]

You know that alien baby I have in the living room? I don't know if you've seen them. That's a. From Eraserhead. Oh yeah. I'm a very big fan.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys wouldn't know any of this stuff. Yeah, how. Yeah, but he's.

[Andrew Santino]

And the Coen brothers. You don't know? No. Wow. It's crazy. Well, what do you mean? What?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it's like who's. They have.

[Andrew Santino]

They're not film fans.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, their generation has.

[Andrew Santino]

What they were watching the other day. Oh my God, it was driving me crazy. Yeah, yeah. They don't know this, right. But they're watching some sort of like over compensating. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that? Is that.

[Andrew Santino]

It's some Gen Z store. Yeah. And they were laughing.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a movie or TV show? Show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

TV show. But we were watching an episode with Bowen Yang.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

And his podcast. I was in Tito. Bobby gets so. Got so mad.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

I get that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's insane. I love. I'm a big bone.

[Bobby Lee]

I bet you got mad. Okay, wait, hold on, hold on. Let me see the. Let me see the show. What is the show about?

[Rudy Jewels]

It's about this gay guy.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's too controversial for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

A new Gen Z show about a gay guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And where's it on Prime? Amazon Prime.

[Bobby Lee]

Amazon.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

It's so funny.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a good show.

[Bobby Lee]

So it's about a gay guy.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, but he's still in the closet. And he's just trying to figure out. He's already in college and he's, like, trying to figure out how many of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's so fun.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you concerned about, honey?

[Rudy Jewels]

You should watch it.

[Andrew Santino]

Honey. What do you. With these kids today?

[Bobby Lee]

Once again, this is Hollywood pushing a gay narrative.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, man.

[Bobby Lee]

To the world, dude. Making everybody gay. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that. Is that guy gay? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That guy gay. Is that dude gay?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So it's about him coming out. Does he ever come out? He does. Yeah, in the first season. Really blowing their load there, huh? Jumping the shark.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a big show, though. Big popular show.

[Bobby Lee]

People must love it. I bet.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they must love it. Yeah. I think. I think you and I. Gen Z loves Andrew. I think we're out of touch.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I wouldn't say.

[Andrew Santino]

I think we are.

[Bobby Lee]

I wouldn't say we're out of touch. I'd say we are.

[Andrew Santino]

We're stuck in the past.

[Rudy Jewels]

I feel like Andrew is more open, though, than you. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Rudy Jewels]

Because you got so mad, you told us never to mention Bow and Yang.

[Andrew Santino]

Cut all that out.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't cut that out. That's hilarious.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I didn't. I love him. I'm a big fan of his.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, first of all, we're leaving that in. And let me tell you why.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because you. You can. Then be honest. That doesn't mean you don't like Bow and Yang. It just means you're a little jealous, and that's okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm jealous of his career.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

He's in Wicked. He's in everything. I never got that. And that's out of jealousy. And I'm a. You're not a. I'm a loser.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not a loser.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll kill myself.

[Bobby Lee]

Please don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay? Is that what you want?

[Bobby Lee]

This is what you did. Look what you guys did.

[Andrew Santino]

Bo and Yang are death. Yeah. Choose.

[Bobby Lee]

Choose.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at him. He's the future.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute. Those are the same things. Bowen Liang would be death for you. So it's. It's either Bowen Yang or you. No, you said Bowen Yang or death.

[Andrew Santino]

Choose. Bowen Yang or my death.

[Bobby Lee]

Choose Bowen Yang or his death.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He's super talented. He's the right guy for the right time.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he spitting in that man's mouth?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And he's.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think I love the show.

[Andrew Santino]

I love him.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think I watch it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so don't say that. I don't. I didn't mean it in that way. Okay? Yeah, but. But you guys have experienced. But you seem to think you said to me. And I'm going to say this now. I'm going to call you out, dude. Like to get you riled up.

[Bobby Lee]

Give it to me.

[Andrew Santino]

She said Bowen Yang has a bigger podcast than ours. There are numbers to support. That's not true. All.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, what?

[Andrew Santino]

There are numbers to support that. That's not true at all.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that true? Because I feel like maybe it is.

[Andrew Santino]

No way.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the name of their show?

[Rudy Jewels]

They just get a lot of like the A list celebrity that I know of.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you know what? It really is what it is. I'll tell you what.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Sabotage.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Sabotage.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What did that just say?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. When I asked AI if Bad Friends was a show for Gen Z.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. It's popular show with Gen Z. The Bad Friends podcast featuring Theo Vaughn and Bobby Lee. Great.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you guys always pick on Bobby?

[Rudy Jewels]

Do you think we don't pick on him?

[Andrew Santino]

They don't with me at all. They don't say hi.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't with you at all.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I come. They don't say hi. They don't do nothing. If I'm upstairs, they're not upstairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Wake up at 4pm okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's my lifestyle. Let me ask you something, right? When's the last you give me a hug? Hug.

[Rudy Jewels]

You don't like hugs?

[Andrew Santino]

I do love hugs.

[Bobby Lee]

He does. From you. He says he does. He did. He only likes hugs from people he trusts.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So. Yes. He doesn't want to hug.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no high five. There's no, you know, I mean, it's okay. Good morning. Hi.

[Rudy Jewels]

I Said good morning to the mom.

[Andrew Santino]

And she'll still say. She'll go say something like, the dogs are fat. What? Right.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, we are nice to you.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Rudy Jewels]

We've no more comfortable with you than.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, then, like, who? Other people in the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see.

[Rudy Jewels]

Like a couple days ago when you're leaving, I was like, oh, be safe. You didn't even say anything back. You were like, oh, thanks.

[Bobby Lee]

That is very sweet. You don't think that's sweet for her to say be safe?

[Andrew Santino]

That's how she said it.

[Bobby Lee]

How'd you say it?

[Rudy Jewels]

No, be safe. That's not.

[Andrew Santino]

What. Dude, that's rude.

[Rudy Jewels]

No, but that's nicer because then I would be like, I'd be devastated if you weren't safe.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's very sweet.

[Andrew Santino]

I honestly believe if I die, you wouldn't cry.

[Rudy Jewels]

I would cry.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you guys call each other? What's your nickname for you?

[Andrew Santino]

You have nicknames?

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah, I used to call her bilat, which means.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, very good. What a good term.

[Bobby Lee]

That's nice. That's sweet.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Sister love.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, sister.

[Bobby Lee]

What did you call her?

[Rudy Jewels]

I didn't call her this, but people used to call her this because she was like the tallest one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Rudy Jewels]

Like in our place, she was. She was called agda, which is also called Cupri.

[Andrew Santino]

What's akda mean?

[Bobby Lee]

It's also like, is Capri. It's the same as the tree man.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, really? Oh, so you're the tree man. You know what you're. You know who you are in the Game of Thrones? What the. The Three Eyed Raven. What's his kid's name? Bart or. No, Branson. Bran. Bran, yeah. You're the three eye Raven, dude.

[Rudy Jewels]

That's cool though.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, what was the first word? Not copy. The bug. Duck. What is it? What does that mean?

[Rudy Jewels]

Just the same. Just the same thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do they have two names?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Rudy Jewels]

I think cup is for Tagalog and then ag is for Bisaya.

[Bobby Lee]

This whole country is confused. I know you got different languages with the same. They have. They have the same mythical creature, but called something else.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we have it.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Bigfoot is also known as Sasquatch. They are one and the same.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So there. Yeah, I think you can call to everything. I've never met, see. Have you ever seen a real Bigfoot or. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Where.

[Bobby Lee]

I was in Pocatello.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, that story. I remember. Tell it, please.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys know Pocatello?

[Andrew Santino]

Remember? Okay. Let's say we're in a campfire and we have marshmallows and we have tents set up. It's midnight. This old timey, you know, I mean. Man approaches the campfire.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello there, ladies.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello there.

[Andrew Santino]

Where'd you come from, sir?

[Bobby Lee]

Chinese boy? I'm from way out yonder.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Where did you come from?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, we're just, you know, my family made. Me and my daughters were camping here.

[Bobby Lee]

Where did you guys. Where have you come from?

[Andrew Santino]

We came just from the big city of Los Angeles, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, before that. Where are you from? From.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, right. We're all from Cleveland.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Originally? Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't look like Clevelanders.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, there's a lot of sun. We got. You know what I mean? We're field workers.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, next time, wear sunglasses. Your eyes won't end up like that already.

[Andrew Santino]

Get the out of here, man.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You came here to tell a story with guns.

[Bobby Lee]

So you're gonna tell us in here.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell us a story.

[Bobby Lee]

Came here with guns.

[Rudy Jewels]

Are you part of the kkk?

[Bobby Lee]

Part of it? I'm the whole damn thing.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm. KK is down the street.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, Kanye, come here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me tell you something. I saw myself some sasquatch watch one time. You ever seen him?

[Rudy Jewels]

No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Big, big man. Beautiful man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I was walking through Pocatello.

[Andrew Santino]

Pocatello? Where is that, sir?

[Bobby Lee]

Idaho.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Fixing myself to get myself a sasparilla. I wandered around for hours and hours.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Didn't find anywhere to wet my whistle.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, sir, we're. It's bedtime, girls. Go to sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you'll want to stay up for this.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, I can stay up, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So nowhere would wet my whistle.

[Andrew Santino]

Honey, sweetie, don't ask that question. Yeah, all right, sir. Come on, they're kids.

[Bobby Lee]

I wanted to wet my whistle.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay? An actual whistle. You know, they. They wet the tip so they blow on it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. I was looking. I was looking for a hooker to give me some head. I couldn't find a girl.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, sir, that's enough. The negative. We. We have an early morning. We're gonna go fishing.

[Bobby Lee]

They're gonna hear it from me or somewhere else.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Anyway, guys, you know, we love whistles now.

[Rudy Jewels]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So here I was, okay? Strolling around Pocatello.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Looking for somewhere to wet my whistle. I didn't find it, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

But I sat on the curb.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And thought to myself, well, this thing ain't gonna beat itself. So I pulled my pants down and I started Whapping my wiener against my legs. Okay, that's the Sasquatch call. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We can imagine. The sound effects are.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, here, listen. I'll do it right now. Here, girls, listen up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Listen up, girl.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And of course, here comes Sasquatch.

[Andrew Santino]

Much.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he loves it. He's hungry for.

[Andrew Santino]

What is that? Is that him? Is. Is his penis rubbing against his legs?

[Bobby Lee]

His penis against his legs? I make that noise. He recalls.

[Andrew Santino]

Some would think he was walking, but he wasn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no, that's just his penis.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Clanking against his big old hairy legs. Yeah, yeah. And you're still doing yours, sir?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we're communicating.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're communicating that way. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And his goes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And what does your sound like, sir? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Rudy Jewels]

Is that how you call a Sasquad?

[Bobby Lee]

That's how you call him? He came.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, good night. Good night.

[Bobby Lee]

Good night.

[Andrew Santino]

Good night.

[Bobby Lee]

Sleep night. Sleep tight, girls.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

By the way, that is a Sasquatch call. You know that? You know, they say if you're naked in the woods, he'll appear. If you have clothes on, he won't be there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I've done it before. He doesn't appear.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Never. Yeah, that is what they say. Attract Sasquatch, leave gifts, make noise. Let's get naked's not on there. Yeah, those fellas at school tricked me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I tell you. Can I tell you a street show? Can I tell you a Gilbert Godfrey street joke?

[Andrew Santino]

I love it.

[Bobby Lee]

And can I do it like Gilbert? Because rest in peace, one of the greatest of all time. You're gonna like this, girls.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, but honestly, ladies, girls, if you don't laugh, if it's not funny.

[Rudy Jewels]

Okay?

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so let's go straight face. We'll all go straight face. 1. Don't even smile unless it's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

It's okay. Ready? Here we go. No, don't. You're smiling now.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't fucking stop.

[Andrew Santino]

You're smiling now.

[Bobby Lee]

This is a Gilbert Godfrey's joke. Two Jewish men in a park. The one Jewish guy said, I'm so old. I'm so old. I'm so old. The other guy says, you're not that old. Yes, I am. You don't even know how old I am. He goes, I bet you I could tell you how old you are. How? He says, take off your pants. He goes, I'm not taking off my pants. I'm in the park. Take them off. So he does. Then he says, now take off your underwear. I'm not taking off my underwear in the park. He says, take them off. He does. Then he says, bend over and stick your thumb right in your asshole. I'm not sticking my thumb in my asshole. We're at the park. Just do it. And he does. And the other man says, you're 95. And he pulls his thumb out of his ass and says, how did you know that? He said, you told me yesterday.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you for being a bad friend. Who?