Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin

Summary

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Bad Friends – Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Guests: Blake Griffin
Date: March 23, 2026

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EPISODE THEME & OVERVIEW

This episode of Bad Friends brings NBA star Blake Griffin into the comedic chaos of Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. The show bounces from fan interactions, AI in entertainment, 80s and 90s nostalgia, upcoming travel to Japan, basketball trivia, and personal stories about dating, standup, and the oddities of showbiz. The playful antagonism between Bobby and Andrew is ramped up with Blake’s cool, dry sense of humor, resulting in a fast-paced, joke-filled, yet disarmingly personal episode.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & TIMESTAMPS

1. Awkward Fan Interactions & Podcast Fame

[00:52–03:15]

• Bobby and Andrew share stories about fans who expect to be recognized or make weird comments in public.

• Bobby feels bad about not remembering someone from a 2018 show.

• Andrew laments when fans make awkward podcaster jokes at him in public.

  “It’s the meanest, rudest thing you can say, ‘Oh, you don’t remember me, do you?’ And you’re like, okay, what do you want me to do here?”
  — Andrew Santino [01:54]

2. Standup Specials & AI in Entertainment

[03:38–06:14]

• Bobby talks about previewing his own standup special; Andrew claims Bobby is too self-critical.

• Andrew wonders if he'll ever do another special, suspecting the future of standup is changing.

• Both riff on how AI could soon generate full movies on demand, referencing viral AI Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt clips.

  “You just prompt it, and then it gives you the movie you just prompt. Netflix is 100% going to do that.”
  — Andrew Santino [05:44]

3. Dog Character Bits & Movie Pitches

[06:14–09:52]

• The guys anthropomorphize Andrew’s dog, joking about how their pets would talk, and racial dynamics among dogs.
• Riff on “boomsday” instead of “doomsday” film ideas—making a post-apocalyptic story about fixing the world.
• Outlandish pitch for a Terminator/Tom Cruise/AI parody.

4. Japan Travel Plans

[11:27–13:40]

• Andrew announces the podcast team will travel to Japan, planning travel logistics and joking about meet-and-greets with Japanese fans.
• Ideas about dressing up in cosplay, mixing American and Japanese stereotypes (e.g., American eagle, pumpkin spice latte costumes).
• Riff on how Japan’s buildings stack restaurants, arcades, massage parlors, etc.

5. Aging Celebrities & Cultural Commentary

[19:00–21:50]

• Spirited debate about whether Dolly Parton's breasts are real.

• A tongue-in-cheek “bad friends death pool” for celebrity passings.

• Observations on aging, plastic surgery, and why 80s actors looked older.

  “Back then, nobody took care of themselves. He’s probably ripping two packs a day, drinking every night.”
  — Andrew Santino on Wilford Brimley [24:42]

6. NBA Trivia & Roasting Blake Griffin’s Career

** [31:01–36:18]**

• Blake joins and gets grilled about his NBA career.

• Bobby unsuccessfully tries to name teams Blake played for, sparking relentless teasing from Andrew.

• Jokes about NBA team names, identities, and misattributions (Brooklyn Nets = “Cylinders”).

• Playful pop-quiz: Can Bobby spot Blake in official team photos? (“Spunky Web” and “David Chambers” are made-up names.)

  “I played center for the Lions.”
  — Blake Griffin, dryly correcting Bobby’s mistakes [32:47]

7. Basketball and Standup Comedy Crossovers

[36:40–54:35]

• Discussion of celebrity courtside audiences and nerves.
• Blake shares on famous courtside fans (Denzel, Jack Nicholson, Barack Obama).
• Bit about "Borac Obama" fighting dinosaurs ends in chaotic laughter.
• Blake’s Instagram notification from “Richard Pryor” (possibly run by Pryor’s daughter)—the group debates social media oddities and legendary interactions.

8. Athlete & Comedian Dating Life & Medication Effects

[45:03–47:41]

• Bobby quizzes Blake about his engagement.

• Open talk about dating, age, readiness for marriage.

• Bobby discusses issues with Lexapro and sex drive—and how Blue Chew “wins every time.”

  “On Lexapro, you cannot get even a rat.”
  — Bobby Lee [47:07]

9. NBA Lifestyle, Team Planes, and Rookie Hazing

[78:00–81:10]

• Blake describes the luxury of NBA planes, team culture, rookie seating politics.
• Hazing rituals lightly ribbed; differences between NBA and NFL team travel rules were compared.
• Fines for being late to the team plane can reach $10k–$100k.

10. Team Name Riffs & Rebranding the NBA

[65:32–69:41]

• Bobby proposes (often terrible) new names for NBA franchises (“Cleveland Hands”, “Toronto Rain Frogs”, “Washington Warlocks”), with commentary on city identities and animal mascots.
• Draws analogies between soccer and basketball scoring intensity.

11. Blake Griffin on Standup, Life, and Legacy

[90:32–End]

• Blake reiterates his love for standup and remains humble about returning after retirement.

• The hosts close out by thanking Blake for merging the worlds of comedy and sport, calling him an “honorary comic.”

  “You already mastered one career. It’d be embarrassing if he did ours as well. It would hurt my feelings.”
  — Andrew Santino [91:04]

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• “Serviceable is a good word, though—that should be my next special, ‘Serviceable.’”
  — Andrew Santino [04:11]

• “We are black now… your redheaded half got promoted to full black.”
  — Andrew Santino [60:35]

• “I'm coming at the gym, I'm coming at home…”
  — Bobby Lee (riffing Arnold Schwarzenegger's viral bit) [47:27]

• “If Wizards and the Kings make the NBA Finals, I will pay for your leg lengthening.”
  — Blake Griffin (on wild podcast bets) [72:46]

• “If you were having sex and you nutted a little bit the whole time, you had little mini nuts... That’s basketball to me.”
  — Bobby Lee (on basketball scoring vs. soccer) [89:16]

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HIGHLIGHT SEGMENTS WITH TIMESTAMPS

• [05:25] – Jokes about AI-generated Netflix movies
• [13:12] – Arcade competition with Japanese fans
• [35:55] – Bobby’s NBA team confusion (“Cylinders”)
• [46:00] – Blake’s engagement announcement and Bobby’s dating questions
• [54:08] – Shortest Asian NBA players, Yuki Kawamura, and representation
• [71:48] – Bobby and Carlos pitch wild NBA finals bets for hair and leg surgery
• [79:05] – NBA plane seating arrangements, rookie etiquette, and luxury travel
• [83:26] – Steve “Red” Curry/“Steve Red Curry” bit – Andrew invents his fictional redheaded Indian NBA persona
• [87:44] – Blake’s famous dunks and “balls-on-face” legendary in-game moments

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TONE & STYLE

The chemistry between Bobby, Andrew, and Blake is playful, irreverent, and always on the verge of spiraling into absurdity. Roasts are fast, pop culture references are thick, and the show occasionally pivots into touching vulnerability—but always snaps back to self-deprecating laughs. The humor is rooted in improvisation and genuine friendship, with frequent games of one-upmanship and loving mockery. Blake’s cool, good-natured reactions only add fuel to the comedic fire.

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SUMMARY TAKEAWAYS

• Fan interactions aren’t always positive; awkward encounters are a frequent hazard of fame.
• AI’s effect on entertainment is a concern and a punchline for comedians.
• The group relishes generational differences—from how stars age to how NBA teams are named.
• Blake Griffin’s dual life as an athlete and comic is a recurring point of admiration and ribbing.
• Absurd podcast bets (hair transplants, leg-lengthening surgery) illustrate Bad Friends’ anything-goes humor.
• Travel plans to Japan — playing games, possibly cosplaying, show how the podcast’s off-air antics fuel the show.
• Personal moments include Bobby’s candid talk on SSRIs and dating, and Blake’s genuine family stories from Oklahoma.
• The episode delights in imaginative, ridiculous riffing on sports, movies, and life—and lands with laughter and camaraderie.

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Transcript

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[Andrew Santino]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude.

[Blake Griffin]

You two are disgusting.

[Bobby Lee]

You two or something?

[Blake Griffin]

We're bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's a tight shirt. That's cool. Is that new?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I've had it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I like that Fleetwood Mac name. Your favorite Fleetwood Mac song. Go. Love that. That's my favorite kind of stuff right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, I hate being put on the spot.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I hate it.

[Andrew Santino]

How'd you do last night? You were in a real bad mood last night for some reason. I said hello to you in the hallway.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you why.

[Andrew Santino]

And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been friends for 15 years.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you why.

[Andrew Santino]

I literally was like, hey, man. And he goes, hey, I don't even want to be here. Like, a little. I was like, what does that have to do with me?

[Bobby Lee]

Because right before. You don't know what happened right before.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy comes up to me, goes, hey. I go, what's up? He's like, what's. You don't remember me? And I'm like, no. He's like, 20 18, dude. And I go, what was that?

[Andrew Santino]

Mr. 20 18?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that guy. He goes, second show Saturday night. Bria. Dude, I was with the funny hat and the weird shoes. You made fun. You're like that kind of thing. Like, I'm supposed to go, oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't remember him?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I didn't remember him.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he's here now. Come on in. Marcus.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you ever get that?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Where people are like, you don't remember me?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I mean, I've had people that say that.

[Bobby Lee]

Not.

[Andrew Santino]

Not people in the crowd, but people say, do you not remember me? And it's the meanest, rudest thing you can say, oh, I've had someone go, you don't remember me, do you? And you're like, okay, well, that's. What do you want me to do here?

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

How do you want me to get out of this, right? Guy yesterday said, sometimes he did. All the times I love. Look here, can we. I love fans. I want to say hi to me.

[Bobby Lee]

I love them.

[Andrew Santino]

But also say hi in not the weirdest way possible.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

A guy, literally yesterday goes, am I mistaken or are you a podcaster? How would you like me to respond?

[Bobby Lee]

He was mistaken. He was mistaken.

[Andrew Santino]

I go, I don't know, buddy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know what else to say. And then I feel weird and I get in the car and I go, what was that? Yeah, but what was I supposed to do? Go, yes, it's me, the podcaster.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In a long line at a checkout at. At a hardware store. I feel. I don't. What do you want me to say?

[Bobby Lee]

Just say yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I. Yes. And then what?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Then it's weird. Then he's like, okay. And then. Yeah, just waiting with my. With my stuff. It. Just. Just say hi.

[Bobby Lee]

Just say. Or. When they. When they're jokey, too. I don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you get. You get it way worse.

[Bobby Lee]

Ken, Jong, what's up? You know what I mean? And then, like, five minutes. Just kidding, bro. I'm hoping didn't cross a line. It's like, it wasn't funny.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm regretting a little bit putting up the post for your mom's birthday because, man, am I giving everyone resonance to go. I'm Barbie mom. I'm doing it again. I'm fueling the fire.

[Bobby Lee]

It's my special. It's in my special.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you know what?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Very cool.

[Bobby Lee]

You cool?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I think it's very cool.

[Bobby Lee]

You're cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Boy, oh, boy, am I excited to see this special when the first cut comes out.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw it already.

[Andrew Santino]

I. Has anybody else seen it?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

You better let me see it.

[Bobby Lee]

I said it's upstairs.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. They're literally here.

[Bobby Lee]

They're literally.

[Andrew Santino]

They edited my special too, upstairs.

[Bobby Lee]

But I was. It was the first time where I sat down and I watched the whole thing and guess what?

[Andrew Santino]

Fantastic.

[Bobby Lee]

Not fantastic, but it was serviceable.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on, shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

No, serviceable is good.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet it's great.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I. I can't tell if it's great, but I'm watching, going, oh, I. I do seem like a standup.

[Andrew Santino]

You're. You're a 30 year professional.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I understand that, but I, you know, I watch it. It's like, oh, that was okay. That was good.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, it's more than okay. It's better than okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

Serviceable is a good word, though. I should. That should be my next special. Serviceable.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, serviceable.

[Andrew Santino]

Stand up. Here it is. I did. I did some.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Why not?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. If I do. If I do one in my life, I. It's like, that's a good one to have out there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Look at that. Fulfilling its function. Adequately usable. That's serviceable. Functionable and durable, rather than attractive. Yeah, that's also true.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Neither of us are that attractive, but we are functional and durable.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I. I don't think I'm ever going to do one again. I thought about that the other night. Aristotle was like, what's going on? I'm like, I'm doing all sort of new stuff lately.

[Bobby Lee]

You crush every day, even. You know, you're the weirdest guy because it's like, you'll do a special and then like, two months later, you already have a new 15.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know. But. But it's. You know, but I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Crushing. Crushing. Let's say you were crushing.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but new 15. I don't think I'll ever do another special again. I really believe that. I think I'm done doing them. I think they're fun. But I'm like, I think something else is going to happen in the world of stand up. Like, I think something is on the move.

[Bobby Lee]

AI Well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Yeah, that's what I call it. I.

[Andrew Santino]

My cousin told me the other night about. They had a meeting. He works at Apple, you know. My cousin. He said they had a meeting about that Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt. They had a. They had an internal meeting about the detriment of that to the business.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Because it went crazy viral. You know that scene we showed of the Brad Pitt.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I saw it. Yeah. I've been watching it.

[Andrew Santino]

People are panicked about it because it's so good and so real people are now, like, freaking out. So internally, they're like, what's going on? What are we gonna. How are we gonna stop this? Because people at home are gonna start just making full films using AI Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Netflix. The future of Netflix. Someone was imagining.

[Andrew Santino]

You just prompt it, and then it gives you the movie that you just prompt. And let me tell you something. We've been joking about that for a long time. Netflix. Is 100 going to do that. There's. Why would they not. I mean, I don't like it, but what's going to stop them?

[Bobby Lee]

You talk quick. Yeah, it's a little too quick for me.

[Andrew Santino]

Had a couple cups Off. I was throwing the bob with the dog and had a couple cups of coffee.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

And then I spilled coffee all over my pants.

[Bobby Lee]

You'. You should have been an auctioneer.

[Andrew Santino]

And my dog laughed at me. I spilled coffee all over my pants when I was throwing the ball this morning. And she went, you know when the dog, when they do some human. And you're like, I don't laugh. That's not funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And the dog was like, just throw the ball, man. Yeah, just throw the ball.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, your dog's the best.

[Andrew Santino]

Throwing. I ran into another dog this morning, a similar looking dog, but a white version. I have a black dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

As you know. Yeah, Jet Black. Yeah, that's his name. Jet Black.

[Bobby Lee]

In the white version, did he have like a gold chain? He's a.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what my black dog said. He was appropriating my walk. Yeah, because the dog was walking with kind of like a little swagger.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

My dog did not like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because your dog is black, but suburban, suburban black. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

My dog is Jo. Hello, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Good to see you. You would think they would be like, what's up?

[Andrew Santino]

But not, hello, Robert.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He's very proper.

[Andrew Santino]

Drink? Yeah, it's a girl. But yeah, she.

[Bobby Lee]

She is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

20, 20.

[Bobby Lee]

She went to Brown University.

[Andrew Santino]

She went to Black University. Enough of this.

[Bobby Lee]

It's enough.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? I almost went to go see last night. Good luck, have fun, don't die. Or have fun, good luck, don't die. Because I saw the trailer and I thought, this looks really good. Except it does look amazing. Except every single trailer now or every new movie is end of the world. So here's what I propose to Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

This is all kind of dystopian scary. The world is over shit. Like Pluribus.

[Bobby Lee]

All the.

[Andrew Santino]

Why don't we make a show where we save the world? It's not ending. We fix it. Because these are kind of like doomsday film. Everything is a doomsday film.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's a boomsday film? Let's do boomsday with us where we're.

[Bobby Lee]

There's doomsday. Is there doomsday happening in the movie and we reverse it or I think it's the end.

[Andrew Santino]

So these movies are like the beginning of doomsday. I think that doomsday is over. It's already happened. And we fixed the world.

[Bobby Lee]

We fix it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Like we go through the steps to fix the world. Don't you think that's a good idea? That's really good, because all these doomsday films make me sad. Like, this looks awesome, but, man, does it look sad. Yeah, like he's come from the future and he's telling all of us it's over, so it's about to happen. That's the trailer. And I was like, why can't it just be. It's all over. Everything is bad. But Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino have to fix it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't you like that?

[Bobby Lee]

I like that a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby Lee and Santin.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do a movie where all of a sudden, this big thing, thick guy

[Andrew Santino]

from the future comes Chappelle Lacey.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Like Chappelle Ac, but he's sort of like an AI killing machine.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And then what happens is we have a friend named Sarah Connor.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm listening.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So far. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Good name. That's a really, really catchy name.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Sarah Connor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Really good.

[Bobby Lee]

But she's not the Android machine killing machine.

[Andrew Santino]

Is she human?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And he goes, he has to say, I'll be back all the time. He has to say all day. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's his catchphrase.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd be back.

[Andrew Santino]

Really good, Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

You should write this down.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wasn't the original catchphrase, I will be right back? Isn't that the joke is, I will be right back?

[Bobby Lee]

And he changed it. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And they got in an argument about it.

[Bobby Lee]

I be caught. Arnie, that's not what. You know. Is that what happened?

[Andrew Santino]

No, the original line was he refused. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Originally, I'll come back. And I guess he. He said a, a, a. A machine wouldn't say, I'll come back.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He said that? Apparently he was like, well, I mean, that's kind of how he talks in real life.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He probably just misread it five times. And they were like, we'll just keep it. I'll be back. They're like, arnold, it's. I'll come back. He's like, I'll be back. They're like, fine, we can't do 12 more tips. He it up every time. But truthfully, apparently he. He was saying they got into an argument about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And it became one of the most iconic lines in the film. But it was jokingly written as I'll come back. That's kind of powerful.

[Bobby Lee]

What if I'm the director? Okay. Yeah. I was like, hey, Arnold.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I've never seen you do your Arnold, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So how good is this movie going to be? Killing it.

[Andrew Santino]

We are crushing.

[Bobby Lee]

I love you.

[Andrew Santino]

Listen, Cameron James. Aren't we crushing?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What I want to do is lift weight.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And coming. I'm coming.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, we're actually. We're shooting something right now.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm still coming.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand, but can I just.

[Andrew Santino]

I will be coming.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but that's. You can. It's.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll be coming.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'll be coming. The light is all. Come back. No, we gotta go. The lights. We're losing light.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I'll be coming on your back.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I'll come back. Is the light.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll come all over you.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, guys, get your. And action. I'll be cut. You don't have to make the noise.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

We're gonna do that.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to do the sound.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that we have.

[Andrew Santino]

I love sounds.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, well, you could do this. We're gonna use. But anyway, guys. And action. I'll be back. Okay, I'll be back. It's. It's cut.

[Andrew Santino]

I went to the camera.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that, but really, where's Will

[Andrew Santino]

Sassa when we need him?

[Bobby Lee]

That was my favorite.

[Andrew Santino]

The greatest.

[Bobby Lee]

My favorite.

[Andrew Santino]

Arnold Schwarzenegger's the King. Dude. I got good news for the crew.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

We're doing it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. And that's all I want.

[Andrew Santino]

I know you know what I'm talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

I really don't.

[Andrew Santino]

We're going to Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, we are.

[Andrew Santino]

I got the sign off. We're ready to rock. Oh, I'm going to be coming from Hawaii, and I will meet you guys in Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we're doing it in July.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm already halfway there. So I said, we're planning something with a family. And I said, if I'm halfway there, would it be cool if we just jet to Japan with bad friends? My wife was like, I think that'd be awesome. And I was like, this is perfect. It literally is going to line up perfect.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

So we get to start booking flights to Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

How long are we going to be there?

[Andrew Santino]

What do you want to do, six days, seven days?

[Bobby Lee]

Is that. That's long, right? Yeah, that's enough.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, do. But do we just want to do Tokyo or do we want to go. Okay, now. OK. Now.

[Bobby Lee]

OK. That's where Mr. Miyagi is from Okinawa.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I can't wait. So we'll fly into Tokyo and then we'll figure it out. We should take the Bullet train. That would be fun. To go down to Kyoto or whatever.

[Blake Griffin]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

And then Brad Pitt's gonna be on the train. We're gonna fight. Yeah. What's that movie called?

[Andrew Santino]

Bullet Train.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good movie.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't wait. So we're gonna do it. We'll start locking it up. We'll be bad friends in Japan. We won't do shows or anything. It would be cool if we set up some kind of fun. Not even a show, but like a meet and greet. Meet and greet or something for Japanese fans?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Would that be kind of fun to

[Bobby Lee]

do a meet and greet? Yeah, Just like a comic store.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Like a local hangout.

[Announcer]

Yeah, a comic store.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet we have some fans in Japan, don't you think?

[Bobby Lee]

I think we have about four or five.

[Andrew Santino]

That's enough for a comic. That's enough.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why'd you say comic book store? That's exactly where our fans would be in Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Announcer]

I'm thinking of logistics for myself as someone working and I was like, yeah,

[Andrew Santino]

it's a pain for you.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, just anywhere. Coffee shop.

[Andrew Santino]

How about this lobby? Oh, you know what, they have these massive video game like arcade places and you should play fans one on one in games.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That is a great idea.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Right.

[Andrew Santino]

They have these massive video game like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They have ones where they hold tournaments, though, that they hold like weekly tournaments you can go to. I think that would be fun.

[Bobby Lee]

God, those buildings are so cool looking.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what the wildest is? Every floor is something different too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You'll walk in, it'll be like, first floor is a restaurant. Second floor is like a. Look at that, a shop for shopping. The third one is a massage place. The fourth one is like a, you know, whatever. It's all. I can't wait. Yeah, Japan, here we come. We're going to Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

$2. You touch it, but you know, $2. Is this still $2?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. Let's just move on.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like New York pizza. They raised the prices. It's A$50 now. I can't wait. Yeah, the boys are going to go to Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're going to.

[Andrew Santino]

That's up to us.

[Bobby Lee]

What said I got to film it,

[Andrew Santino]

but that's up to us.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you got to film it.

[Andrew Santino]

Because he. He does jump on A lot of. He gets to jump on a lot of.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, I'm doing this. So we get to decide.

[Bobby Lee]

Do they speak English there or is it gonna be hard?

[Andrew Santino]

No. Yeah. No, no. English hasn't made its way over there yet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay. They've heard of it. They've heard it.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they don't even know it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Are you a flat Earther? What's going on here?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a square. Four sides. No, I, I. They do speak English. In fact, when we go to Okinawa, which I have been down there, there are certain islands you go to, they do not speak English. So you better get that Google Translate ready to rock and roll.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay. I'm ready to go. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So excited. We're gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

We should dress up as ninjas.

[Andrew Santino]

You should.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, you should, too.

[Andrew Santino]

It's funny. They would like it more on me than you because you're Korean and they get mad at you, but me, they're like, this is good.

[Bobby Lee]

This is good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. This is funny. When he does it.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't. We can't cosplay it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, we do that. Half of Japan is cosplay. Yeah, but I mean, the whole country is cosplay.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, make it more American. Like, I'll come as an American eagle. Yeah, you can come up as.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, Carlos would be the bald eagle. He'd be the American bald eagle.

[Bobby Lee]

You can go as pumpkin spice.

[Andrew Santino]

Pumpkin spice. The lat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who wants a sip? Yeah, we should dress up in American.

[Bobby Lee]

American, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Taken back, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We should get into something funny. Sorry. Just chatting.

[Bobby Lee]

That's fine. No, we're doing good, right?

[Andrew Santino]

I just like chatting with you.

[Bobby Lee]

You know I like chatting with you. That's.

[Andrew Santino]

Everything's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I. This was. This. This is a. What is this? A handy person.

[Bobby Lee]

Get on.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, boy.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, don't laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there a stitch?

[Andrew Santino]

Don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't laugh. Don't laugh, dad.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's see.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

The sound immediately, I think of the. The

[Bobby Lee]

cut, the music, and no one helps her. See that guy right there?

[Andrew Santino]

That guy right there didn't. Well, try.

[Bobby Lee]

Too slow. Too slow, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

You wouldn't help.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

You would not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because I like a good laugh. But. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the Bart that's up in San Francisco. Why do you know? He says she. Yeah, because men would just. Men would just take the hit.

[Bobby Lee]

Why is she color coordinating?

[Andrew Santino]

That actually looks cool.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm wearing a green shirt. I'm gonna wear my green shoes as well.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, if you dissect this, that's 100% an Asian woman. A. This is in the Bay Area. 2. She's wearing the visor that is dead giveaway. Asian woman.

[Bobby Lee]

And gloves. And gloves, yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And gloves. And it's like 74 degrees.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow. That's funny.

[Andrew Santino]

I saw Leo last night go into. No, two nights ago, go into a place.

[Bobby Lee]

Leo? Really? Where?

[Andrew Santino]

Look, he looks this. It's so funny. He looks the same in real life that he looks on tv. I was waiting for a car at valet, and he was going into, like, a secret club, but he had his hat on low.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And the valet goes, oh, Leo's here. I was like, well, don't. I wouldn't say that out loud.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did you go say hi?

[Andrew Santino]

Fuck, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Why not?

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't know you're a part of that? No, no. He went into his club thing. It was like a private club. What do you mean? I'm not. What? What are you talking about? Yeah, Leo would be like, get away, get away. But he was wearing his hat real low, like. He does. It's kind of wild.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, I love that.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't believe he still lives in la. That was my first thought. Why would he live here anymore?

[Announcer]

Because he's a 90s dude.

[Andrew Santino]

He's still. Yeah, he's like you. He still has Hollywood dreams.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah, I would. I mean, give me a city that's better.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I mean, for a guy like him where everywhere you go is a thing, he could hide out somewhere. He go to, like, Montana and just live, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's what. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I can have a ranch or.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of those guys, they disappear. They go somewhere where nobody bothers them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Robert Duvall died.

[Andrew Santino]

What did you do? You know, luckily for the first time, we didn't call out any of these deaths. Thank God I did. We did mention Catherine O'. Hara, sadly. Rest in peace.

[Bobby Lee]

He was 95, though.

[Andrew Santino]

But you know who died today? The triple. It was Catherine o'. Hara. Robert Duvall. And today Jesse died.

[Announcer]

Oh, Jesse Jackson. That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Jesse Jackson Jackson died this morning. The Reverend RIP Chicago legend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Died in Chicago. Not from Chicago. Died in Chicago. Shout out Jesse Jackson. Black History Month, no less.

[Bobby Lee]

God, what a legend. Ruin the single tier he did when Barack won.

[Andrew Santino]

Zoom in on that face.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that face.

[Andrew Santino]

That does look like the Cosby. Like. Yeah, when Cosby was pudding. Yeah, he's got that, like. I'm up to something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you got fish eyes, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he does. Have fishy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Circle head.

[Andrew Santino]

Is Dolly Parton alive?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's alive.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Cuz I saw her on a billboard on the way here and I had that thought. Should I mention it? Because maybe cuz how old is she

[Announcer]

now we can test the fate.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like that. I don't want her to pass away. 80. Yeah.

[Announcer]

Oh, it's a good bet though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We should have a bad friend's death poll here where you can bet the fans can bet with us on who's going to die next. I don't want her to die, I'm saying that. But I saw on a billboard and I thought I don't know if she's

[Bobby Lee]

alive or not, you know, if she died, you know like two days after her. Her titties they stay alive or two.

[Andrew Santino]

They do pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they're big. They're their own organism now.

[Andrew Santino]

They're huge.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Are they real? They're real, right? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on, brother. What you think an 80 year old has tits up to her chin? No.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't think she's got breast surgery. Look it up.

[Andrew Santino]

You're out of your mind.

[Bobby Lee]

No, those are real.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they're not.

[Announcer]

It's like I don't even have to google it, but I will because.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I want you to google. I want you to google it.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the most. She. She talks very.

[Bobby Lee]

My bet is. No, My bet is everyone listen. Consensus.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet you.

[Bobby Lee]

How about you?

[Andrew Santino]

All the money.

[Bobby Lee]

How about you? Yes. McCone. They're fake. Yeah. No, they're real. Go ahead, Google it.

[Andrew Santino]

Dolly Parton's breasts are not natural Press station lifts to advance her signature look. They're real expensive in their real mind. Let me tell you something honey. They're real nice. They're real f. Wow, that's disappointing. She's always been fun on. On talk shows about it.

[Bobby Lee]

She's very good actress too.

[Andrew Santino]

She's the. Dolly Parton's the.

[Bobby Lee]

Was she in Steel Magnolias? Is that the movie she was in? Y. I love. Do you like that movie?

[Andrew Santino]

It was good.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that movie.

[Andrew Santino]

I haven't seen it in a long time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I love Steel Magnolias.

[Andrew Santino]

Is she on Raya? Have you seen her on R?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you have? I wouldn't even swipe for her.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Just the. It just.

[Andrew Santino]

Where would you take dollar?

[Bobby Lee]

That's the thing. Where do you go? You know, I mean, I don't know any barbecue shops really or shop.

[Andrew Santino]

You gonna take me To a barbecue shop. You sweet little noodle, you. Come on, baby, let's go To a barbecue shop.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like. I don't know. I don't know. Cowboy stores. You know what I mean? I don't know any of that.

[Andrew Santino]

Y' all won't believe it. Bobby Lee was knobbing on my knobs. He was slopping on my knobs the other day.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's.

[Andrew Santino]

She's.

[Bobby Lee]

I just don't know where to take her.

[Andrew Santino]

She's still pretty sexy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How old is Sally Field now?

[Announcer]

Also old. 79.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Still a babe, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

After all these years. Like how?

[Bobby Lee]

Legend.

[Andrew Santino]

You know why these women are still babes like her? Because she just. She didn't with her face. Yeah. Julia Roberts doesn't with her face. That's why she looks so pretty. 50, 60 years old. She's a. That's a. She's a mega babe.

[Bobby Lee]

It's amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

Dylan McDermott. What's this about? You like him?

[Blake Griffin]

He's 64.

[Announcer]

He's 64 and he looks great.

[Bobby Lee]

You like this? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You like him? I like.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what?

[Announcer]

I do like him more than Sally Field. I would him more.

[Andrew Santino]

You're off your head.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Sally Field is a legend. He's not a legend.

[Announcer]

His looks are compared to.

[Bobby Lee]

Bradley Cooper just did something weird to his face.

[Andrew Santino]

He did. I saw that on the thing. I know. Hey. On March 27th, the ass kicking comedy event of the year drops. Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Streaming only on Hulu, it stars Vince Vaughn, James Marson and ASAP Gonzalez.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on. Vince Vaughn?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, man, he's twice as tall as Ray. Think more than that. Well, in this movie, there are two of them. He time travels back to fix a night that went horribly wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

So your entire 20s.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. But he goes back as his own wingman 2. Vince Vaughn's trying to save the day.

[Bobby Lee]

I need that. Future Bobby just slaps my phone out of my hand and goes, don't text her.

[Andrew Santino]

There's mob stuff, action, chaos. And it's rated R. Mob stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

You'd fold immediately.

[Andrew Santino]

I would thrive in the mob.

[Bobby Lee]

You have substitute teacher energy.

[Andrew Santino]

Rude but fair.

[Bobby Lee]

The trailer is actually hilarious. Big action, dumb decisions, double Vince Vaughn. And paired with James Marsden.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sold. Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Streaming March 27th, only on Hulu.

[Bobby Lee]

Rated R. Which means don't watch it

[Andrew Santino]

with your mom or Bobby's mom.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because the blue light glasses, they look good. And they're practical, they're useful so you're not staring at your phone all day hurting your eyeballs. Thanks to Warby.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

We're here day or night ready whenever you need help because a great trip

[Andrew Santino]

starts with the right support.

[Bobby Lee]

Jules, Carlos, Google the movie Cocoon. The cast.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that movie too.

[Andrew Santino]

What a crazy movie. I saw that before I was supposed

[Bobby Lee]

look at the cat. Zoom in. You zoom in at the cast.

[Andrew Santino]

Wilford Brimley.

[Bobby Lee]

Wilford Brimley. When he did Cocoon, how old was he? When he did Cocoon,

[Andrew Santino]

he's looked the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Well, how, how old was he when he did cocoon?

[Announcer]

He was 49.

[Andrew Santino]

He was 50 years old.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Like you right now.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Isn't that insane? I'm 54 I'm five, six years older than him.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but you could. This means you could have a research.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but he was in a fudgeing, you know, me nursing home. In the movie,

[Andrew Santino]

actors did look so much.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do they. Why do you look so old? Everybody looks.

[Andrew Santino]

Everybody looked older back then because nobody took care of themselves. He's probably ripping two packs a day, drinking every night.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no, like Korean. They probably didn't know about Korean facial creams or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

That. That's Paul Rudd at 52 and Wilford Brimley at 52.

[Bobby Lee]

Isn't that insane? That's.

[Andrew Santino]

That looks like his son.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Grandson, even.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, this is. This is because no one cared back then.

[Bobby Lee]

Unbelievable.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't need to take care of yourself. It didn't matter. In fact, you probably got more roles when you got older, looking older, because they needed older people in movies.

[Bobby Lee]

But if. Because in 2026, if he was like 48, he'd look different. You think? Well, what. What could he do to look more hipster? He's got Balenciaga on.

[Andrew Santino]

Hell, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Are you shopping at Gucci?

[Andrew Santino]

What's that? Gucci slide.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, what can he do?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sure there's a fix.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at. Look at you. You don't look 54. Most people on the Internet think we're the same age.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but in the 50s, I think I would look still the same. Like the way I look. You don't think I would.

[Andrew Santino]

No chance. You would be an old Korean man in the 50s.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

An old Hagerty Korean man in the 50s.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you wouldn't be in the business, first of all.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but what do I do different now than the wood, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Were there any Korean actors in the 50s?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, that's what I'm saying. You wouldn't have been in. Yeah, there had to been maybe one. Who is that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was tough.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, there you go. Key actors in the 50s. South Korean film industry because of your own independent film industry. Yeah. Barry Road.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd have to go back to Korea to work, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but look at that. They look pretty. Yeah, but they're all very young. I bet that's. They're all probably 19 to 25. That was very young back then.

[Blake Griffin]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

Like in that guy on the right playing 40, but he's 20. Yeah, that's what they did back then. You'd play much older as a younger person. Yeah, I mean, Judy Garland was 16 in. In wizard of Oz. Right. Or 15 or something. And they made her pretend. They. They put her in that film as if she's a young woman, but she's a high schooler.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Crazy, crazy times.

[Bobby Lee]

What a great movie. Wizard of Oz.

[Andrew Santino]

Honestly. Honestly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, I mean, for the time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What don't you like about wizard of Oz?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like that when they get to the Wizard.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here we go.

[Andrew Santino]

He's just a little weak man. Behind a curtain. I understand that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I understand the message, but I want him to be more badass.

[Bobby Lee]

Schwarzenegger.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You came back.

[Andrew Santino]

You followed the road. You followed the road. How did you find me?

[Bobby Lee]

All episodes. I'm gonna. So we can.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Boost it up. And the whiz. Right. That was the black. The black.

[Bobby Lee]

The black version. Yeah. I would love an as version. That'd be great.

[Andrew Santino]

The Huiz.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If you look at the Tin man, you look. It's made in China, right? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We've lost Toto. The first scene.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Toto's gone. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then all you hear is this character go, the lion. Yeah, the lion.

[Blake Griffin]

I didn't eat him.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Cowardly Lion.

[Bobby Lee]

That'd be amazing. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But who would be the witch?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Yellow brick. R. Because it would get. They. They would get. They would get lost on the. On the road, camera wise. You know what I mean? They would just blend in. They would just blend in. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Follow the red.

[Bobby Lee]

We do white road.

[Andrew Santino]

White road.

[Bobby Lee]

Follow the white road.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they should do an Asian wiz.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they should do an Asian wiz.

[Andrew Santino]

The black wiz. That was Michael Jackson, right? Did he. Did he write that movie? I don't think so. But he wrote the soundtrack.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, he has it. Follow the yellow book. Roll. Follow the rubber roll. Follow, follow, follow, follow. Follow the rubber roll. Yeah. No. Bad.

[Andrew Santino]

No, Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. The monkeys too, right? Don't they have monkeys, Flying monkeys in that? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And they were really depressed. All those actors. Yeah, like the little people on that were treated so awful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then the rumor that one guy killed himself ended up being. Not true.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? Who?

[Andrew Santino]

They said a little person actor hung himself in the woods and apparently you could see it in the original cut. But that's not true. Man. Brad Looks different, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

49. There's just something about it.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what they represented?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. This is Jim Henson in there. Like, I mean, look. I mean, it doesn't look real, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

Why didn't they get. Those are all really old men and they should have gotten little people. Little kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Or just get little kids to play little people. Yeah. No, but that wouldn't have been.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, imagine that wouldn't have been. Okay, yeah. Imagine if you were a dwarf actor and you didn't get the role. I didn't get it.

[Andrew Santino]

What? What? I mean, come on.

[Bobby Lee]

10,000 rolls.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't get it. Nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Not even a callback.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, they all shared one trailer. They put them all in one trailer.

[Bobby Lee]

One trailer. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's how awful they were treated so poorly. They talk about it. They were. It was so awful the way that this movie was filmed, the way they did it. And also, she was treated like shit. She was abused the whole time.

[Bobby Lee]

It's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. What's his name in legend?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

R2D2.

[Bobby Lee]

Imagine, dude, scenes in Tatooine in that thing for hours. For hours. Imagine that you'd do it. I mean, you do it after. I think after I did Star Wars. The Success. Success. I think the first time you're doing it, you're like, no one's going to watch this. And I'm in this tin can in the. In the desert.

[Andrew Santino]

But you. But you still get the. You still get the. The praise of the fans because they know it's you because they promote it as you.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but no one knew Star wars is going to be that big.

[Andrew Santino]

No, not the first one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So in the first one, he's like, fuck this, you know, I mean. And then the second one, he's probably like, yeah, put me in that.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine the call from his agent. We did it.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait. He has dwarf agents.

[Andrew Santino]

You think they have regular.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Joe, you did it. You got the part.

[Andrew Santino]

You want someone like you to represent you.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why you should have Asian representation.

[Bobby Lee]

I used to. I still kind of have a Korean agent. I think you should have more Lawrence Har commercial.

[Andrew Santino]

Lawrence Hosine. Half. Half Asian, half Jew. Where are these Jewish Asian agents? We need them. Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

God. One of the trees from Lord of the Rings is here.

[Andrew Santino]

Guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Get in there.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, you're not doing anything. You're fine. Ladies and gentlemen, for our. Our. Our fans at home, we have a guest that joined us. One of our favorite people on Earth and.

[Bobby Lee]

Very funny.

[Andrew Santino]

A ballot. A ballot holder. A potential inductee to the Basketball hall of Fame.

[Bobby Lee]

Blake.

[Andrew Santino]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's like Blake Griffin. You know this, right? He is on the ballot to go to the hall of Fame.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't know much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know much about it. But I'll tell you this though. I'll tell you this. I know that you're a professional basketball player.

[Blake Griffin]

Was.

[Bobby Lee]

Was right. But. But I don't judge it by that.

[Andrew Santino]

Who did he play for?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Who do you play for? Name. Name anybody he played for.

[Bobby Lee]

Fuck off.

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead. What do you play for? 35 teams.

[Bobby Lee]

How many teams did you play for?

[Blake Griffin]

I played for. I played for. Just start naming

[Bobby Lee]

the Nuggets.

[Blake Griffin]

Nope.

[Andrew Santino]

No, fuck.

[Bobby Lee]

The Golden. What's it? The Golden.

[Blake Griffin]

The Golden. Yes, the Golden.

[Bobby Lee]

The Golden. What's it called?

[Andrew Santino]

It all goes back to Asian. Asian themed.

[Blake Griffin]

State Warriors. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Golden State Warriors.

[Blake Griffin]

Like the sun. Rising sun.

[Andrew Santino]

Were you on the Dragons? When were you on the Dragons?

[Bobby Lee]

This is embarrassing for me. Dude.

[Blake Griffin]

You're more kid.

[Andrew Santino]

You got it. You can guess. I know you can guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. TR. Later.

[Blake Griffin]

Brazers is crazy. You are sticking. That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Got how many more shots?

[Andrew Santino]

The dynamite mines. He was in those dynamite.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. That was. I think that's lying. There's no dynamite mine.

[Andrew Santino]

You tell. Dynamite mines.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

What city?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Was the hub for no longer needing the railroads that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, salt. What?

[Blake Griffin]

No. I could think about where we were like the home.

[Bobby Lee]

Detroit.

[Blake Griffin]

There you go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

What's the team name?

[Bobby Lee]

What a fucking Lions.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You played for the Lions?

[Blake Griffin]

I played center for the Lions.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought that was football.

[Andrew Santino]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

It is. Yeah. That's not a football player.

[Andrew Santino]

What? What?

[Bobby Lee]

Give me the first initial of the P. P. Detroit Pistons.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did Blake Griffin ever play basketball here in Los Angeles?

[Bobby Lee]

I thought he played for the Lakers, but no.

[Blake Griffin]

Is there another team in la?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Blake Griffin]

Is there another team in la?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Lakers.

[Bobby Lee]

That. Give me the first initial. C. Is that the Celtics?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Blake Griffin]

I did play for the Celtics.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you really?

[Blake Griffin]

That's not the la.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Boston though. That's Boston.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

There you go.

[Bobby Lee]

Clippers.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

There's one more, but this one could be tough.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me the city.

[Andrew Santino]

No, the city giveaway.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. I'm going to give you the. I'll give you the state.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Give you the Saints. Give me a saint.

[Blake Griffin]

New York.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the New York.

[Andrew Santino]

The New York.

[Blake Griffin]

The New York.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me the first initial.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Because I want you to find it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

In fact, the team didn't used to be in New York. They were in New Jersey. Yeah, maybe that helps. It won't. That's. That makes it.

[Bobby Lee]

Just give me the first initial.

[Andrew Santino]

Man.

[Bobby Lee]

You're making it embarrassing.

[Blake Griffin]

It's an integral part to a basketball hoop.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Blake Griffin]

Name of the team?

[Bobby Lee]

Cylinders.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, yes.

[Andrew Santino]

The New York Cylinders.

[Blake Griffin]

The Brooklyn Cylinder.

[Andrew Santino]

Even if we tell you the Brooklyn. Do you know about the Brooklyn. You know, the team in Brooklyn? Do you know who they are? Let's just move on, dad. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Give me the initial. First initial.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, what is the part of a basketball hoop that you know, other than the rim. The rim and the.

[Bobby Lee]

And the net? There's no New York Nets.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. There's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there Nets?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Blake Griffin]

We just told you this.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Andrew Santino]

Brooklyn Nets, dude. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're really good on that, dude.

[Blake Griffin]

I am. Thanks, man. You're a big fan.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Zoom into that real fast. That's a great squad, by the way. Look at that, dude. Look at the powerhouse.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But here's what.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you name any of those guys?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll try.

[Andrew Santino]

Can. You know which one's Blake? How about that?

[Bobby Lee]

All the way to the right.

[Andrew Santino]

There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Spunky web. Is he in that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Spunky web is top, middle. Who else? Name these guys. I know you know them.

[Bobby Lee]

David Chambers.

[Andrew Santino]

David Chambers on the top left. Yes. Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

There's always one African guy, like Frank Alan.

[Blake Griffin]

No, it's illumin.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Blake Griffin]

Close, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So. And also there's always a Croatian or something.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Blake Griffin]

There's actually a Native American on that team right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Blake Griffin]

Which one's Native American?

[Bobby Lee]

Shadow wolf.

[Blake Griffin]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there a shadow wolf?

[Andrew Santino]

I will say about that guy. He got the ball stolen from him every single.

[Blake Griffin]

But they gave him, like, his own little court.

[Andrew Santino]

Gave him a little side court.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, he gets to play there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't know much, dude. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't matter. But this was an amazing team. Fear the beard, number 13. Is there Durant, James Harden. That's a crazy crew.

[Blake Griffin]

Who's the white guy?

[Andrew Santino]

You know, the white guy is.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he legend?

[Blake Griffin]

He is. He's an awesome guy.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a great guy, but he's a basketball legend.

[Blake Griffin]

And I wouldn't. He's not like a. Like the hall of Fame type of.

[Bobby Lee]

But he's like John Stockton.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a legend.

[Blake Griffin]

That's a. Yeah, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, one of these. Not that.

[Blake Griffin]

Players of all time.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Stockton is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't even. I can't believe I even know that

[Blake Griffin]

his name is John Stockton.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know more players than you lead on. Like, I think, you know, name another famous basketball player. Go fast, go I know you know I'm Magic Johnson. Yes. See?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Who else we got?

[Andrew Santino]

Scotty Pippen, 100. See, I know you know. You know the a lot he does.

[Blake Griffin]

You're killing this dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I remember. In the Phoenix Suns, Chambers, the center. Ford center.

[Andrew Santino]

Forward for the Phoenix.

[Bobby Lee]

What's his first name?

[Blake Griffin]

Tom Chambers.

[Bobby Lee]

Tom Chambers, yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Chambers of Commerce.

[Andrew Santino]

How do you know Tom Chambers? Video games. Yeah, yeah. Video games should help.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. There he is. Tom Chamber. Do you know him? Tom Chambers.

[Blake Griffin]

I don't think I've. I may have met him before.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What legends have you met? Look at that guy. What?

[Blake Griffin]

Most of them, if they're still alive.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you laughing?

[Announcer]

He's with Jordan.

[Andrew Santino]

He's about to get into the hall of Fame.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, he's great.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he knows the legends. He is a legend.

[Blake Griffin]

Something's more about you.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I just say something? Yeah, right. There's certain comedy legends that I don't know who I've never met.

[Blake Griffin]

Russell Brand.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right. I know Russell.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

You know everybody and everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

There is one legend I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Ram Dass. You're not familiar with Ram Dass?

[Bobby Lee]

Ram Dass. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You don't know him.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Let me think. Who have I not met? You've met Eddie Murphy.

[Andrew Santino]

You've met Eddie.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never met Eddie. Ever met.

[Andrew Santino]

We met him together.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I've never met Eddie Murphy.

[Blake Griffin]

I just recently got a Instagram notification. See if I still have it.

[Andrew Santino]

From whom? Oh, no. It's gonna be a big name, dude.

[Blake Griffin]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Deepak Chopra.

[Blake Griffin]

Richard Pryor started following me.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa, whoa.

[Blake Griffin]

That's a good news, bad news one. He's alive?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Is he hanging out with Epstein?

[Blake Griffin]

I don't know. That really shocked me.

[Andrew Santino]

Richard Pryor started following?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Does Richard Pryor follow you?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

God. I'm a little bummed that Prior followed you from the.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe. Rain Prior, you know, his daughter?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, right. Maybe she runs the account.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe Rain Prior does. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Richard, do you know her daughter?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Rain Prior.

[Blake Griffin]

Let me see if I can find the screenshot of it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, Richard Pryor is his icon? Him on fire. Hey, he does follow me, but I don't follow him back.

[Bobby Lee]

Does he follow me?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. I didn't know whether to follow back or not.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think it's a follow back. This is a. This is a corporate account run by someone else. I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Kill Tony?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

He's a big Richard Pryor. Started following you.

[Andrew Santino]

That's huge.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. I mean, it's Larry Bird. You know him?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, yeah, I met him one time. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Nice.

[Blake Griffin]

The hick from French Lick.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what they call him. Really talk the most. They think he was like the. He was a dog, right? He would talk.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, he was off.

[Andrew Santino]

Heavy. Wait, I wanna. This reminds me. On the car ride. You're gonna love this. On the car ride from this weekend when we were on tour. So this guy that opens for me, Devontray Coleman, great comic. He's sitting there and he kind of giving me looks because the driver's saying a couple things, uncomfortable things. And he goes, well, I'll tell you what, you guys are better than Tupac. I had him and he was not nice. And Devontra goes, you had Tupac in the car just a couple months ago. Had him. I go, well, we should alert the press. That's fucking huge. And the Devontra is giving me the. Don't egg this guy on, because he's going to say wild shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then I go, yeah, so what. What was Tupac's deal? He's like, well, he brought weed and, you know, they lost his bag and he had to have his pot. And I was like, tupac lost his weed? That he traveled, by the way, Oregon. Weed's very legal there. So Tupac brought weed a couple months ago and got lost his back. And then he goes. He goes, yeah. And I go, you sure it was Tupac? He goes, oh, yeah. He. He sings Funky Cold Medina. That's. Swear to God.

[Blake Griffin]

In Oregon. This is in Oregon.

[Andrew Santino]

Oregon. Funky Cold Medina.

[Blake Griffin]

Staying true to the West.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Who is, of course, Tone Loke? Ah, not Tupac.

[Blake Griffin]

Tupac.

[Andrew Santino]

And I said, are you sure it's not Tone Loke? He goes, that's who it is. That was him. Well, he was a meanie. And then. I have to give you one more story. This guy blew my mind. So the car gets quiet. Then he pipes up again. Somehow we're joking around about the files, about the Epstein files. And then he goes. I go, well, you know, they should. They should public execute. You know, they should just do like we should do public execution. We should. And it should be pay per view. You'd pay for it. And we're joking around about it. And then he goes, I agree, I agree. And I go. I go, yeah, you like that? We should take out everyone on the. On the list. He goes, yeah, I prefer. Just historically, because of me, I prefer hanging myself. And Devontra just slowly turned and I was like, all right, brother, I think let's stop chatting. I'm gonna get on my phone now. He literally said, I prefer hanging.

[Blake Griffin]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And I was like, hanging.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, boy.

[Andrew Santino]

It was because, you forget, dude, Oregon's the West coast, but rural Oregon is not. The rural Oregon is not.

[Blake Griffin]

Are you like a Get in the Uber or. It was like a driver.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a driver. If that works.

[Blake Griffin]

Get in. And you. Right away, you're like, all right, let me feel them out or. Because I try to go quiet because you never know what you're going to open up.

[Andrew Santino]

And then I always get nervous. I'm like, if they're familiar with you at all with. For you, it's got to be impossible for them to not know who you are. We can kind of get away with it sometimes, but then I think they're listening to every word that we're saying.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So especially if I'm with people that are opening for me, I'm always like, we should. Because sometimes people talk about stuff that we know in Friends. I'm always like, let's not. He can hear. He's gonna listen.

[Blake Griffin]

Also, a lot of drivers have those little camera cameras.

[Andrew Santino]

I think about that all the time.

[Blake Griffin]

I mostly think about it when I'm just getting. Just getting a book.

[Andrew Santino]

Just huffing a book.

[Blake Griffin]

You just, like, make eye contact. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You talk to him. Right when you get in, I just.

[Blake Griffin]

There's the. Hey, hello.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but do you.

[Blake Griffin]

And then I try to. I try to. Sometimes I just take AirPods and I go, hey, guys. Yeah, I'm here. I'm in a car. So I'm gonna be on mute, but I'm listening video. So good.

[Bobby Lee]

I did the phone call thing, too, but the ride was like an hour and a half. It was tough to keep that up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I had to improvise a fake phone call for two hours. No, Johnny, he was the halfback. He's a halfback guy and just making up.

[Andrew Santino]

How did we lose the deal?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How did we lose it?

[Bobby Lee]

Two hours of that.

[Andrew Santino]

We had a driver in England that he. We had on video that we posted. We were asking him questions because we really wanted to know. Like, he showed us the studio, right. That was Abby Road was recorded at. Right. And then we pass it. We're like, what's that? And he's like, oh. And we're like, oh, I don't understand a word. This guy.

[Bobby Lee]

We laughed so hard.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

We always have a better podcast after I do therapy.

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[Bobby Lee]

Why si. What size shoes are those?

[Andrew Santino]

15.

[Blake Griffin]

16.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

My God, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. We could never.

[Bobby Lee]

Huge feet.

[Blake Griffin]

You want to throw them on?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't throw them on. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on. Let me see you with his shoes on.

[Bobby Lee]

You're six. Nine. Holy. Are you dating? Married. What's going on with you?

[Andrew Santino]

He's always interested.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I go direct because if you

[Andrew Santino]

have that big of feet, he's kind of.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, you're interested in me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, not sexually.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How dare you?

[Blake Griffin]

Spiritually.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, spiritually, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you dating? What's going on?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, I'm engaged. Yeah, I'm engaged.

[Bobby Lee]

Amazing. Amazing.

[Blake Griffin]

Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

And guess who's gonna be the flower girl. Bobby, you would be such a cute.

[Bobby Lee]

I would be the best.

[Andrew Santino]

A little sundress.

[Bobby Lee]

I would literally do it just floating down. Yeah. Yeah. I would literally do it.

[Andrew Santino]

You with the flower. I mean, you'd make it such a show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you have a date already or. No.

[Blake Griffin]

September. Yes. Labor Day weekend.

[Andrew Santino]

9 11.

[Bobby Lee]

I made 9 11.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Time to do it.

[Blake Griffin]

Love is in the air.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Forget.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you instantly. When you met her, did you instantly know she's the one or did it take time?

[Blake Griffin]

She's. Yeah. Pretty, like, special from the beginning.

[Andrew Santino]

He's. He's looking for love. Is why he's so inquisitive, because he's. We're trying to find him love again because he's really. He wants it back.

[Blake Griffin]

Let's get down.

[Bobby Lee]

I am dating somebody. I dating.

[Blake Griffin]

You guys meet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. At the Comedy Store.

[Andrew Santino]

But, you know, I'm saying.

[Blake Griffin]

Is she a comic?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

You're dating someone, but I'm saying, like, you want marriage now. Now you're ready?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You're ready to go. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He wants him ready.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

But what makes you know you're ready?

[Andrew Santino]

He's 54.

[Blake Griffin]

Okay. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm about to die. That's how I know.

[Blake Griffin]

My God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We just bought his plot of land to. To bury him in. So we figured we get that done, then we get a headstone, get married

[Blake Griffin]

on the plot of land.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I've been taking a lot of these lately.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That's a plug for the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, but this is real. I. I asked Carlos last night. I go. Bring it More blue.

[Andrew Santino]

The funniest thing is, we do do Blue Chew reads for the show, but Bobby eats the bags, he rips through them, and then we don't have them to do the reads because he's like, they're at the house.

[Blake Griffin]

You're just popping them.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. It's just like. Because I'm on Lexapro. You cannot get even a rat.

[Andrew Santino]

Not at all.

[Bobby Lee]

At all.

[Blake Griffin]

So the Lexapro and the Bluetooth is fighting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they're fighting each other. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Who wins?

[Andrew Santino]

That's the commercial.

[Bobby Lee]

Blue Chew wins every time, baby.

[Blake Griffin]

Commercial.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I need it.

[Andrew Santino]

You do.

[Bobby Lee]

You really. It works, though.

[Andrew Santino]

But without.

[Bobby Lee]

Coming is hard.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, Coming is hard, but without the Lexer Pro, you're fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home. Have you seen that? Right, Arnold. God, it's the best. Wait, but without the Lexa Pro, you are fine.

[Bobby Lee]

If I wasn't on it. No, yeah, I'd be fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But you feel so much better on Lex.

[Bobby Lee]

It's really astounding how you just. It affects your sex drive.

[Andrew Santino]

What are they called? SSRIs.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh. Like, whole drive.

[Andrew Santino]

Life.

[Bobby Lee]

I think the whole drive. Even now, it's like, last night I was at the comedy. So we were at the show, and I was going in the back, and there was a really cute girl, and she grabbed my wrist. She's like, where are you going? Right? You're like, I'm going home. I think that's the Lexapro talking.

[Blake Griffin]

Take my.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like, I didn't even. Because normally what I would do is I'd wait for the whole show to end.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Then I'll position myself, smoke a cigarette outside of the main room door.

[Andrew Santino]

I know what you're doing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then you grab them and go, what's up? You have fun, right? But I didn't even do that. I did this and I went home.

[Andrew Santino]

But then if you did this and then you got in your car, popped a Bluetooth, and you're like, I'm gonna have a chat with that lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Then I have to drive back. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You gotta go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But it. It affects my sex drive.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that's something that ball players can't do. Like, you can't wait outside of the stadium. Have a cigarette.

[Blake Griffin]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

And be like, don't. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

But, you know, guys will. Guys will use the lock. The bench attendants, the locker room attendants, they sit out there on the court during the game, and they'll use the.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really? They'll do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Go talk to that girl from. Yeah, they sent him over.

[Blake Griffin]

That's single guys out.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like, Carlos is like, your runner.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Except I would take the girls from the players.

[Blake Griffin]

Okay, player, I see you.

[Announcer]

I would do half and half.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you. What do.

[Blake Griffin]

You said. No, man.

[Andrew Santino]

You said. You're saying. Yeah, if you're an assistant at an NBA game, you would get a girl over Blake Griffin.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

If he was pointing at a girl, I'd be like, hey, Blake, you know, he's got some other girls tonight, but you roll with me, you know, maybe we'll see him at 3am, 4am

[Blake Griffin]

yeah,

[Announcer]

same one I do with Bob.

[Andrew Santino]

That is exactly. That is precisely.

[Announcer]

I'm joking.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I let it go.

[Bobby Lee]

I let it go.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that is legitimately true.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a ketamine. Cut talking. The ketamine. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Are you guys doing ketamine?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's on ketamine.

[Andrew Santino]

He was on this weekend. He's. He's. He's gonna be in time out because he's supposed to be sober, but. Yeah, not happening, I guess.

[Blake Griffin]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And they go to the gay nightclubs and they party all night.

[Announcer]

We don't have to tell Blake about the gay.

[Andrew Santino]

No, Blake likes to hear that kind of stuff.

[Blake Griffin]

I love. I love. Are you kidding me? Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

You would kill it at the Abbey.

[Blake Griffin]

Thanks, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Make that part of your speech, Blake. I would have killed it at the Abbey just letting you guys know.

[Bobby Lee]

Blake, who's the most famous person that's been courtside when you were playing?

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andrew Santino]

Would anybody make you nervous?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Does it make you nervous?

[Blake Griffin]

Basketball. I played. I've literally been able to dribble ball since I could walk.

[Andrew Santino]

Walk, right.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, the one thing secondhand.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I'm saying we don't you see someone famous in a crowd at a show, you're not. You. It's awesome. You're not. You're, like, stoked.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't care.

[Blake Griffin]

I'm nervous.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

I don't know. It depends on who. Like you. I like seeing Denzel or Jack Nichols. Like Jack Nicholson or Barack Obama. Is Jack even Barack Obama?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

I'm still. I've never played, but Borac was there.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know Borac.

[Andrew Santino]

There was a game. Look this up. Look up, look up. N64. Turok. T U R O K Turok. Obama is a game I'm gonna put out where Barack Obama is just fighting dinosaurs. Obama taking back. Okay, that's. That's Turk Obama.

[Blake Griffin]

Why? He's so staunch on the fossil fuels.

[Andrew Santino]

That's exactly right, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

So you don't get intimidated if Barack or something was. Was in the sideline.

[Blake Griffin]

Can you. I need you to.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know how to say it. I refuse to say it right.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he's saying it right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y. Yeah. You wouldn't get nervous? Like, they go, a borax here.

[Blake Griffin]

Not nervous. I'd be like, wow, that's really cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The guy. The guy was in office for fucking almost a decade, and it's Borac to him. Never once did you hear the news and go, Barack. And you're like, no, I think it's Borac.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

I know it's not on Fox News.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they were.

[Blake Griffin]

He's just out of himself as a Fox News guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Big time turning point guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Hussein Obama.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. How was the.

[Andrew Santino]

Show me his papers. Was he even born here? Show me.

[Blake Griffin]

How was the Kid Rock concert, by the way?

[Bobby Lee]

It was really good.

[Andrew Santino]

So good. We were there. Yeah. Yeah. We went.

[Bobby Lee]

Drink my beer, kiss my frog fish.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Meanwhile, I was listening to Bad Boonie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Amazing performance. Did you like it?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What a great.

[Blake Griffin]

I mean, it was.

[Andrew Santino]

It was. It was insane.

[Bobby Lee]

Flawless.

[Andrew Santino]

It was insane.

[Bobby Lee]

It was insane.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't understand one word he said.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I don't care.

[Andrew Santino]

I put up a Google Translate.

[Blake Griffin]

I was like, I'm in. Let's go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

More bony.

[Andrew Santino]

He understood every word. Cuz Fancy's from Spain, so. He really got that. That really tickled.

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not deep.

[Bobby Lee]

I.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not deep.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, wow. I just picked up on the accent.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

He's working hard to cover it up.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, don't cover up your.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, thank you. I won't do it anymore.

[Blake Griffin]

Okay. That was actually surprisingly easy to convince you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He's an American citizen now, so he's safe. He's safe in here with us. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

That was a big deal for us for a while.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We got him in.

[Blake Griffin]

And you're all good, obviously.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Not really. Not really.

[Andrew Santino]

You say that. I mean, we don't really know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Maybe I should call, like, a president.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you ever want to. Did you ever want to fight someone in the crowd? Did you ever want.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, yeah. Nobody, like, nobody famous, really.

[Andrew Santino]

You did want to fight a random fan.

[Blake Griffin]

I did want to fight.

[Andrew Santino]

The malice of the palace is one of the greatest things that ever happened. That throwing the water on that guy is.

[Blake Griffin]

You know who that is who. Will Meldman.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, that's Will?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. Oh, that's crazy.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So it was a bit.

[Blake Griffin]

It was a bit.

[Andrew Santino]

God, that's. I never knew that's who that was.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. Will Meldman right there in the. In the yellow shirt.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Blake Griffin]

Warriors fan.

[Andrew Santino]

I badly wanted it to be someone you didn't know because it was a great bit. He threw water.

[Blake Griffin]

He reenacted it like a year, like, right after the playoffs.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you did? He threw water on a guy in a. In a Warriors shirt.

[Blake Griffin]

By accident.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but it was an accident.

[Blake Griffin]

By accident.

[Andrew Santino]

That's funny that. That was Will. I couldn't even. I couldn't even tell. Hell with the hat on. You've never done that. You've never thrown something at a fan. Have you ever had something thrown at you?

[Bobby Lee]

I've kicked somebody.

[Andrew Santino]

Who'd you kick?

[Bobby Lee]

They turned around and kick him on the back.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

What? As a joke, But I think I did too hard.

[Andrew Santino]

It hurt.

[Bobby Lee]

I go. Get the.

[Andrew Santino]

Out of here.

[Blake Griffin]

How often are you guys kicking out hecklers?

[Andrew Santino]

Not as much. Not as much. The store. The store. The store is pretty good about it, especially now. That's Bobby. If he was a. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

One of my moves.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby would be Draymond Green.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

100.

[Andrew Santino]

100.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd be Rodman.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Why not?

[Andrew Santino]

No. The worm is.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm good defensively in the dress.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't get defensive, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You're Rodman. Yeah, You're Rodman.

[Bobby Lee]

That'd be wild.

[Andrew Santino]

That's Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Which basketball player would I be if I was a famous ball player?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a good one. Steph Curry.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a huge compliment.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

That was.

[Bobby Lee]

No, Stephen Kerr.

[Andrew Santino]

Steve Kerr.

[Bobby Lee]

Steve Kerr.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that who you meant when you said Steph Curry?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Blake Griffin]

Steve Curry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Steve Curry. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That who I would be.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that's who you. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, man, that guy's a dog.

[Bobby Lee]

What about me? I'd be Yao Ming.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm Yao Ming.

[Andrew Santino]

Jeremy Lynn.

[Blake Griffin]

Jeremy Lynn.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Jeremy Lynn. I would be. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Who is the. Is there. Was there ever a short Asian ball player that made it?

[Blake Griffin]

Never, like, made it. Made it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Honestly, Jeremy had a nice. Nice run for Jeremy.

[Andrew Santino]

Jeremy's only six three, Something like that. Six two.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, you're talking about shorter.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, Yuki Kawamura was five, eight. Eight. Japanese. Point guard. Shortest.

[Blake Griffin]

He plays for Memphis right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He still plays. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Yuki Karamura. 5 8.

[Bobby Lee]

He's good.

[Andrew Santino]

That could be you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is he good?

[Blake Griffin]

What? He's. He's a good player.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. But he. He's not the first guy you would sign.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, his stats at the draft.

[Blake Griffin]

Well, I mean, maybe, yeah, some people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Yuki.

[Bobby Lee]

First round draft. Yuki goes to the Bulls.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you imagine what this did for Japan? I mean, they probably lost their mind when he got drafted.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Well, by the way, Rui Hachimura.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, Hachimura. He's half.

[Blake Griffin]

Right, Half Japanese. No, he's really good.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a Laker. He's great.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, he's like 6, 9, 6, 8.

[Andrew Santino]

He's the man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's Asian.

[Blake Griffin]

Really nice guy, too.

[Andrew Santino]

But here's the problem, Blake.

[Blake Griffin]

Look, you zoom.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, here's the problem.

[Blake Griffin]

Enhance. What's the other half? Enhance.

[Andrew Santino]

He's Asian. Just spinning.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, he really does look Japanese.

[Blake Griffin]

He does. He really does.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I think the other half won in this. In this biological.

[Andrew Santino]

It always does.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

First name and last name. One.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

R. Hachimora. Hachimora.

[Andrew Santino]

And there's him with his peers and speaks.

[Blake Griffin]

You know, obviously speaks it.

[Bobby Lee]

So his dad was Asian, mom was white. Black.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean. No, his parents were white. They were both white. And this was a big point of content.

[Bobby Lee]

Mishap. It was a big mishap.

[Blake Griffin]

The hospital was getting real loose.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you guys see this? Woman who gave birth a black. As a white woman gave birth a black kid and accused the husband of cheating on her with the.

[Blake Griffin]

I've seen it time and time again.

[Andrew Santino]

It's called the Blake Griffin autobiography.

[Bobby Lee]

So his mom is black.

[Andrew Santino]

Brother.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, brother.

[Blake Griffin]

Should we dive into it?

[Bobby Lee]

Why is that a weird.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, dude, clearly his mom is Asian. What the fuck? His dad is black.

[Bobby Lee]

But how does he get the last name Yukono and Omoron?

[Blake Griffin]

Have you ever. Do we.

[Bobby Lee]

Explain it to me, Seriously.

[Blake Griffin]

Maybe he grew up with his mom, is all I'm gonna say. I don't. I don't know this for a fact, but maybe

[Bobby Lee]

that's his mom. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's his dad. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Blake Griffin]

That's his mom. That must be his dad. I'm not sure. Actually, it's a good question about the last name.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Unless his dad.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, look at.

[Blake Griffin]

Boy. I'll tell you what this is. This is tough to tiptoe around.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

But how about this, Blake? As a. As a half in the NBA.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're half.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right, you're half.

[Blake Griffin]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

You're one of the greatest halfs that ever lived.

[Blake Griffin]

Thanks.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I mean, you've Got to be an inspiration to all the other halves.

[Bobby Lee]

Your combo is what? Your mom's white.

[Blake Griffin]

My mom is white with red hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's me. Yeah, he's me. If the. If we flip.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And your dad's a large black man.

[Blake Griffin]

And my dad. My dad is. Yeah, my dad. That's a black man.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he large?

[Blake Griffin]

He is large. Yeah. He's six. Six, four, six five.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you imagine if he wasn't? He's five' eight, five eight. His dad's that little Japanese guy.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Are they still together?

[Blake Griffin]

They are still together.

[Bobby Lee]

Amazing.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. It's a beautiful story.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's amazing. Do you ever go home and go. I'm gonna come where they like. What city?

[Blake Griffin]

Oklahoma City.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to go back to Oklahoma City. I'm just gonna go to my old room and stay for the weekend. Do you ever do that?

[Blake Griffin]

I do. When I go home, I stay with them. They have since moved to a different house that I grew up in.

[Bobby Lee]

But you helped them.

[Andrew Santino]

Same bed, though, from your childhood.

[Blake Griffin]

Same bed.

[Andrew Santino]

Same bed.

[Bobby Lee]

And is it nice to just wake up in the morning, your mom's cooking up something? Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

What do you think as a. A white redhead lady married to a black man in Oklahoma?

[Bobby Lee]

Corn beef hash.

[Blake Griffin]

Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Right in your face.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, love, corned beef hash

[Bobby Lee]

over medium, Eggs over Eating.

[Andrew Santino]

I see what you did there.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Corned beef for the Irish hash For. For the black side.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Hashish. Hashish, Sorry.

[Blake Griffin]

Corned beef hashish.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No. I'm going to ask something controversial. Oh, boy. Yeah. We can cut it out if you want. It's a real question. Question. It's a real question. Does your house smell more mom's dick? That was the question. Did your home smell more black or black?

[Andrew Santino]

I knew you were gonna say that.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, because there's a smell, right?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, there is.

[Bobby Lee]

If you go to my parents house, it's full blown Korean. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like. All Koreans live here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So it does. What do I smell? I. I'm spending the night.

[Blake Griffin]

My personal home. Your parents.

[Bobby Lee]

Your parents home. You and I are sleeping. Twin beds.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Separate beds.

[Blake Griffin]

I mean, my parents home.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Sleeping.

[Bobby Lee]

I wa. Oh, good morning, Blake.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. It smells like the white house. Not the white house.

[Bobby Lee]

A white house. It's very. It smells a lot of candles.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, there's candles.

[Andrew Santino]

Cotton. Fresh linen. That's a white person's candle.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay. The cotton thing was weird.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, that. That. That actually threw me off.

[Bobby Lee]

We both were like, where are you going with this dude.

[Andrew Santino]

White people's candles. Sm. It's like. It's linen.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Fresh linen. Or they do like the wood.

[Blake Griffin]

Camping Wood fire.

[Andrew Santino]

Beach fire. No, that's a different one.

[Bobby Lee]

Beach wood.

[Andrew Santino]

Beach wood.

[Blake Griffin]

Beach wood. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What does my house smell like? You've been to my mom's house?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's white.

[Andrew Santino]

It's very white. What does it smell like?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's always like a little bit of a baseball glove with coffee. You know what I mean? And a little bit.

[Blake Griffin]

What was the first thing?

[Bobby Lee]

Baseball glove. Like a leathery baseball glove.

[Andrew Santino]

Drink a very beer. Fish my fish.

[Bobby Lee]

A little apple pie.

[Andrew Santino]

Drive my truck.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That tie my boat.

[Blake Griffin]

Listen to country, don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

What do you listen to?

[Andrew Santino]

What do I listen to? Hip hop. Hip hop. Thank you. No, I like everything. I think I like. What do I like? I like. I like. I think my preference. If I could listen to anything all day long, probably be closer to soul music than.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. I just like it. Yeah. That's.

[Blake Griffin]

My redheads are black.

[Bobby Lee]

That's it, right?

[Andrew Santino]

We are black. We're black now. Which are you already had doobie. Doobie.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, I'm just full black.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Your redheaded half got promoted to full black.

[Blake Griffin]

Full black, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is your mom. Your mom's redheaded?

[Blake Griffin]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Pure. Pure red.

[Blake Griffin]

Pure bread.

[Bobby Lee]

I love it when it's pure.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to meet your mom so bad.

[Blake Griffin]

She's a sweet.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at. Oh, wow.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's your dad.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, that's just a guy that she met. Just brought a guy to the game. And your brother is right down there, who I love. Your brother's a great man.

[Blake Griffin]

Taylor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

There's Taylor.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

He's got the red beard. Yeah, you kind of would have.

[Blake Griffin]

I would if I grew it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Out.

[Andrew Santino]

But you never do.

[Blake Griffin]

I did once, but I would. I. You know what? I would kind of like. I would make sure it looked a little darker, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

Did he shave because he was bald or. He shaved to look not like you.

[Blake Griffin]

He was. He was going thin and he was like, you know what? I'm not anymore.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not even close to that. You've got full lettuce.

[Blake Griffin]

Dude, I. Well, I've been. I've been working on it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it looks real.

[Blake Griffin]

No, but I use a thickening shampoo and condition. I take the. I take the pills.

[Andrew Santino]

Take the pills.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. I'm fighting it.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos. Carlos is. We. He wants us to go fly him to Turkey, show him what you got. Because he wants us to fly him to Turkey to fix that.

[Blake Griffin]

All right? Like, oh, prime candidate. Dude, you would be. Dude, you would. Can you imagine?

[Andrew Santino]

We said we wanted to fly him out for it. He already looked it up.

[Announcer]

Having trouble in their government, though. It's a little.

[Blake Griffin]

Can you imagine doing ketamine with a full headache?

[Announcer]

I mean, Blake, I'd be unstoppable.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, you'd be at the Abbey, just

[Andrew Santino]

whipping it back and forth.

[Announcer]

Equalizer, dude, it would be lobster 3.0. Oh, dude, be crazy, man.

[Blake Griffin]

I like that Might be too much power for one man.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why. That's why God did that. Cuz they go, this guy's too handsome and cool. We give him hair as well. It's trouble. That's trouble.

[Blake Griffin]

I would like to. I've had. I mean, people. People love the results.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, look at. Dude, Honestly, though, we. We looked it up, right? How much did you say it cost for the whole head?

[Announcer]

Said six grand.

[Andrew Santino]

Six GS for Turkey.

[Announcer]

That was for Spain. For Turkey, it's like 4, 500, I think.

[Blake Griffin]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Announcer]

Yeah, it's not bad.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll send you to Turkey. Can we send them to Turkey?

[Blake Griffin]

Why don't we just do a little gofundme right. Right now when we start it, you

[Announcer]

could fund me just.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Blake Griffin]

Technically, I could, but we just met.

[Announcer]

We don't need to go fund me. We have the funds here.

[Blake Griffin]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow, dude, that's really.

[Blake Griffin]

You know what? Let's make up.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's make a little.

[Blake Griffin]

Let's make a little bet and maybe I'll fund you your. Your. Your hair transplant.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's make a bet with him and let's see if it works.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do a bet.

[Announcer]

Who are the. The matchup in the finals.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, so you're going to pick?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'll. Yeah, you.

[Blake Griffin]

You pick. If you pick correctly, I'll fund your. Your hair.

[Andrew Santino]

This is amazing.

[Blake Griffin]

Do you need some time to look at standings?

[Andrew Santino]

No. He's a Die Hard.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, you're a. Oh, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a Die Hard. He's a. He's. That basketball is his number one sport that he pays attention to. To.

[Announcer]

Okay.

[Blake Griffin]

And by the way, I'll let you pick between Spain and Turkey.

[Andrew Santino]

Daddy's splashing the pot.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me. Let me pick for you. No, Let me pick for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Please, God, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Shanghai Sharks versus the Ping Tigers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Are we talking basketball? Like NBA? NBA. Okay. NBA. Right. Can I pick for you?

[Andrew Santino]

Are we talking basketball? Aau. Do high schools. Do local high school.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Announcer]

All right, you pick Bob, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay, yeah, no, give us.

[Andrew Santino]

Give us your real pick.

[Bobby Lee]

The Sonics.

[Announcer]

I already know the Sonics, so.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, he picks the Sonics.

[Announcer]

I was going to say OKC versus Celtics. I think the Celtics are going to go, wow, Really?

[Blake Griffin]

I love that pick. I love that pick.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so how about this? Ironically, what you picked was half true.

[Announcer]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Because the Sonics are now the Oklahoma City Thumb. Isn't that kind of crazy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's crazy. I already knew that. I always just say the old school name.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

I already knew that.

[Andrew Santino]

I changed.

[Bobby Lee]

I already know that.

[Blake Griffin]

How about the. With the Knicks old school name?

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly, exactly.

[Blake Griffin]

What's that one?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

The New York Knick.

[Bobby Lee]

Your Knicks. What?

[Andrew Santino]

Nick.

[Blake Griffin]

Nick.

[Bobby Lee]

Er. Nick Oz.

[Andrew Santino]

That's exactly.

[Blake Griffin]

We dropped the a.

[Andrew Santino]

The New York Knickers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were really good.

[Andrew Santino]

And these knickers are running up and down the floor.

[Blake Griffin]

By God, have you ever seen a knicker run so fast?

[Andrew Santino]

This Knick is jumping out of the gym.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, why can't we have the.

[Blake Griffin]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, we can.

[Blake Griffin]

The Boston Celtics are just have. No. No answer on defense. They must be saying, na, please. Oh, man. I gotta be honest. I love your pick. I. This is. I love. I mean, Oklahoma City's obviously a big favorite. The Knicks is like an interesting one. It's a very interesting one because Jason Tatum's hurt. He might be coming back.

[Announcer]

I think he's coming back.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, wait, so you think it's going to be OKC and who?

[Announcer]

The Celtics. I think Tatum's coming back in a couple weeks.

[Blake Griffin]

Weeks.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so you think the Celtics. Okay. OKC and the Celtics, you really think can do it?

[Blake Griffin]

Do you think he's going to be full strength?

[Announcer]

No, but I think in the playoffs he will be. And I think he'll overtake the Pistons because they're younger.

[Andrew Santino]

It's incredible for you to talk to a professional basketball player this way as if you have any knowledge more than this. I love it so much.

[Blake Griffin]

I'm actually. I'm actually. I. I would not.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he might be right.

[Blake Griffin]

Not argue that.

[Andrew Santino]

My money would be on Detroit, though.

[Blake Griffin]

The Pistons are young. They are the bet. They're. They are the best team in the. In the. Bobby, you're loving this, aren't you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

He's been staring at the standings, trying to make sense of.

[Andrew Santino]

He's trying to match a team to a.

[Bobby Lee]

I just think some of the names should be changed. Like the Cavalier what is a Cavalier?

[Andrew Santino]

Couldn't agree more. Yeah, I couldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, that's like a hard.

[Blake Griffin]

You know. What city?

[Bobby Lee]

What? No, I don't. Never heard of it before.

[Andrew Santino]

Cleveland. But where do you think they should be?

[Bobby Lee]

I've never heard of it.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think? Let's rename them. How about. This is more fun for you. The.

[Bobby Lee]

Like the Cleveland. There's the Browns. Simple, right? It's got to be some sort of, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

Cleveland. What?

[Bobby Lee]

For the hands.

[Andrew Santino]

Cleveland hands, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because that's what they use.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

They're really getting there. Hands in there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. The Cleveland feet.

[Andrew Santino]

Cleveland feet. Your feet.

[Bobby Lee]

Stuff that they use.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so how about calves?

[Bobby Lee]

No, they're the Cavs, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they're the Cavalier.

[Bobby Lee]

Cavalier. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's even simpler. That, like. Because I have a calf.

[Andrew Santino]

No, cat calves, but you're right. You know what, they do go by the Cats, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

How about Toronto Raptors? Do you like the Raptors?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like it either. Let's. Let's do an animal that exists.

[Andrew Santino]

The star player Turock Obama.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about the. The. The rain frogs?

[Andrew Santino]

The Toronto rainfall.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love. Have you ever seen an African rain frog?

[Andrew Santino]

Careful.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not. Careful. They're the saddest creatures on Earth. They're so cute, though. Have you seen it?

[Andrew Santino]

Why can't they be happy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, look, zoom in.

[Blake Griffin]

Okay. Yeah, they got a little frat.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that.

[Andrew Santino]

They're very sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do that.

[Andrew Santino]

African rainfall.

[Blake Griffin]

The Toronto. African rain.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, look at the merch we're gonna sell. Look at that.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude. Why are they so sad? Leave. You know that when they're born, their fathers leave right away?

[Bobby Lee]

Is that why.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let's go back.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so then the 76ers are. Philadelphia. What do you like about them?

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, the 76ers. What does that even mean?

[Blake Griffin]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Or some arbitrary number.

[Blake Griffin]

1776.

[Bobby Lee]

No, dude, that's. No way. That's why. That is.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, you're right.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Let's just make up a. How about 1942s?

[Blake Griffin]

The guy who bought the team was actually 76.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, some arbitrary. I don't like 76ers.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't? Okay, so what in Philadelphia would represent a team better, do you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Philadelphia.

[Andrew Santino]

They've got Rocky. They've got the.

[Bobby Lee]

I got the Philadelphia Fentanyls.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Philly fence. Philly fence.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the fence dude. Because they have that street. What's that?

[Andrew Santino]

Let's go fence. Just bob out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Orlando Magic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Magic's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Blake Griffin]

Orlando Disney Magic music.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I like it. No, I like it. I like it a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Miami Heat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Not my favorite element.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So what. What do you like better? Not a hurricane.

[Bobby Lee]

Miami. But it is hot there.

[Andrew Santino]

Very.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Sweats. Miami sweats.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, Miami sweatings.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, sweating. You know, you sweat when you're there. I think it should be based on the city, too.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. What about the Charlotte Hornets?

[Bobby Lee]

Never been to Charlotte. Other Hornets are.

[Andrew Santino]

They're everywhere. Well, they're inside the stadium. They are mid game.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

They do the sound that.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

So keep it that then.

[Andrew Santino]

And. Okay. I know that you're going to correct this one. That's the Atlanta Hawks. What are those going to be?

[Bobby Lee]

Atlanta Hawks.

[Andrew Santino]

What goes on in Atlanta?

[Bobby Lee]

What, man?

[Andrew Santino]

Tyler Perry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, oh, the Atlanta Medea's.

[Andrew Santino]

You better pass that ball.

[Blake Griffin]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, the Atlanta Medea's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then Chicago Bulls. Do you like the Chicago Bulls? That's my home team.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, can I just.

[Blake Griffin]

Are there.

[Bobby Lee]

Are they indigenous to the city?

[Andrew Santino]

Bulls. Back in the day, they're running wild. In Illinois, we've had Bulls running the streets for years.

[Blake Griffin]

Years.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I've been there a bunch of times. I've never seen a bull.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they hide them from you.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they do. Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Because they know your fighting days, that you're a barrel boy. They don't want to upset you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but why the.

[Andrew Santino]

Why the Bull?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, the Bears and the Cubs were. Had a shared thing because a cub for a bear. But the Bulls were just their own entity. They didn't want to have another bear

[Bobby Lee]

like the Chicago Winds. Like wind.

[Andrew Santino]

Wind.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we had.

[Bobby Lee]

So it's so cold, right? Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The women's team is called the. The Chicago.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it called? Storm.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What do we call.

[Blake Griffin]

No, the storm is.

[Andrew Santino]

What are we called?

[Blake Griffin]

The Chicago.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What's Chicago?

[Blake Griffin]

Sky.

[Andrew Santino]

Sky.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Skyline. It should have been.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Angel. Reese, shut up. So you're okay with bull or. No, Would you want something else? Because Chicago is Al Capone city. This is the union city. It's a crime city.

[Blake Griffin]

Deep dish.

[Andrew Santino]

Deep dish.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, deep dish.

[Andrew Santino]

Chicago deep dish.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah, I like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we'll keep it deep dish.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, let's finish off the round. Milwaukee Bucks. Now, this is true to Milwaukee. Wisconsin is filled with bucks. You like Bucks or you Want something else for Wisconsin?

[Blake Griffin]

They love fear the deer is what they say.

[Andrew Santino]

Fear the deer.

[Bobby Lee]

Cheese.

[Andrew Santino]

Wisconsin cheese.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just cheese.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Cheese.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. And of course, Blake's old, old team, the Brooklyn. What do we say? Nets. You like Nets?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Big proponent of the game.

[Bobby Lee]

Brooklyn hipsters.

[Andrew Santino]

Brooklyn hipsters.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Because there's a lot of hipsters there.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Indiana Pacers, what would you like? Do you like the.

[Bobby Lee]

That Pacemakers.

[Andrew Santino]

Pacemakers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. There are a lot of elderly people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then finally, out of Washington, D.C. the Wizards.

[Bobby Lee]

Washington Warlocks.

[Andrew Santino]

Warlocks.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm more of a Warlock guy.

[Andrew Santino]

The Washington Warlocks it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Bobby Lee's locked in his picks and my picks.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos has locked in his. His picks for the finals, and if it comes true, our fans are going to know Blake Griffin did agree to get you to Turkey or Spain to get a full. Full on hair trans transplant. So that's an air shake. Air shake it Huge. Huge. That would be incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not gonna happen. Even if you win. I don't think Blake's gonna do it

[Blake Griffin]

if one team gets there.

[Bobby Lee]

I was just gonna say, hey, for

[Andrew Santino]

half your half, that's not bad.

[Blake Griffin]

I'll let you choose which half.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's got to be right down the middle.

[Bobby Lee]

No, just from back.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it'd be funnier if it was just this half was full hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Half was no hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

That is kind of a good move.

[Bobby Lee]

Move.

[Blake Griffin]

I think I'm honestly pulling for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Me too.

[Bobby Lee]

How about.

[Blake Griffin]

You're welcome.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I want to get surgery.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you want to get done?

[Bobby Lee]

That leg surgery where you get. They chop the. Like, the bones and they put a gap. So I can be taller?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. How tall are you?

[Bobby Lee]

Five, three and a half. Oo.

[Blake Griffin]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What's that? What's that?

[Blake Griffin]

No, I just. I love. I love that the. The half is still being used, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Got it. 5, 4.

[Blake Griffin]

5, 4. 54.

[Bobby Lee]

54.

[Andrew Santino]

He's 5 3.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm 5.

[Andrew Santino]

We've talked.

[Blake Griffin]

No, sorry. I was talking age 5. 54.

[Andrew Santino]

54. But he looks so good.

[Blake Griffin]

You look amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

It can increase your hype to 6 inches. Now they break your legs and all that. Put the bones in there. It's 100 grand. You want to bet Blake for this as well?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll make it easier. The Wizards, sure. Right. And the Wizards go back to the. The. That list that you had.

[Andrew Santino]

Now, you did know that list was by teams and in place that they're in in the league, so Go win.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. That's why I don't. Yeah. I want to. A long story. Shots. How about the Wizards and the Pacers?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, completely. They're both from the same conference. Pick one from the Western Conference from this list.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so zoom in a little bit more. The Wizards and the Suns go to the bottom.

[Andrew Santino]

Wizards and the Kings, baby.

[Blake Griffin]

If Wizards and the Kings make the NBA Finals, I will pay for your leg lengthening.

[Bobby Lee]

You will?

[Blake Griffin]

I. I promise you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Wizards. And I'll even give you score. Okay. Yeah. 86 to 14.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the what? Score of the game?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's the score of the game. And the Wizards win it.

[Andrew Santino]

Avid basketball.

[Bobby Lee]

The wizards win by 86 by that many points. 14. And then you have to. You better do it.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You better pay for my surgery.

[Blake Griffin]

Wizards have to win by 62.

[Andrew Santino]

It would be so funny if a pandemic broke out, all these guys got sick again, and then for some reason, these two teams ended up in the middle of it.

[Bobby Lee]

That would be amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

Incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's impossible, but I want it to be.

[Bobby Lee]

It's impossible. There's not even a 1% chance?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. Literally, no.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Blake Griffin]

It's a one in a zillion, I think. Can you go down to the bottom? They have 12 wins and then 44 losses. So they would have to get to. I mean, they're not technically eliminated from the playoffs, but approaching fast.

[Bobby Lee]

They win every single game from now on.

[Blake Griffin]

Yes, they win. So what are they. They have. They're at 56 games. So they have. Have 26 games left. If they went out 26 would put them at 38 wins. And then the 10th seed. No, sorry. The 11th seed.

[Andrew Santino]

20.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. They could. They could technically make it.

[Andrew Santino]

Hypothetically.

[Bobby Lee]

Hypothetically, yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And you know what? For your. For your legs. I hope they do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Andrew Santino]

For your wonderful little legs. I hope they do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Dude, can you imagine the confidence you'd

[Bobby Lee]

have with the height?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, dude, I have confidence now. Guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Don't be saying it.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Guy. Don't ever challenge me.

[Blake Griffin]

I think it'd be worse.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not afraid of you guys, Guy. I never have. Never will.

[Blake Griffin]

I know you have. Okay, you know what? That. That's on me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'll rip you out.

[Blake Griffin]

What's that mean?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I'll stretch you out. You want me to stretch you out?

[Blake Griffin]

Stretch me out, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Careful. Yeah. Why pause.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't. You stretch him out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a sexual innuendo. You know, it's not what is stretch you out legs you. Oh, you stretch your legs out.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll stretch your legs right out, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

You just want to make him comfortable.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You'll be able to do, you know, play again.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys go to fight, he just becomes your physical therapist. Amy's got to get loose.

[Blake Griffin]

You drinking enough water?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, honestly, I. I think if that happens, I would love it for you. But I think you are the perfect little height. God made you the height that you're supposed to be.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't even if I. I had it for free, I wouldn't do it. Cuz you can't walk for like two years after that.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't walk much.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Blake Griffin]

It looks so painful. Have you seen the guys like rehabbing?

[Andrew Santino]

No. Let me see the guys rehabbing these.

[Blake Griffin]

Like there's like a guy on Tik Tok that did it and. Oh, dude, they have like the. The metal things that come out the forest complex. Like you like fractured your tibia.

[Andrew Santino]

Even the photos are insane. Wow, look at that. That guy gained like 4 inches. 5 inches.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, it does work.

[Andrew Santino]

100. Of course it does. I mean, this is going to be detrimental when they're older. I mean their bodies are going to literally fall apart.

[Blake Griffin]

Can you like run after?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Oh, dude. I mean it's full functioning. It's just.

[Blake Griffin]

Look at that.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no chance this has any. This has got to be so unhealthy for your insides.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I mean? Like, there's no way. This is not really bad.

[Blake Griffin]

Giant plate over his.

[Andrew Santino]

He installed that. He wanted a plate penis.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it takes away.

[Blake Griffin]

I mean, if you're already in there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, while you're at it, man.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the challenge of life. That's the thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Why body bodybuilder Brian decided to become. What does that say? How. How tall? 66. So he. He got himself up. He was only. What? I hate that they do this. 1.82 meter. I mean, come on, man. Stop it with it. What are you doing? 1.82 meters is what guys are the

[Bobby Lee]

only one who used this?

[Andrew Santino]

We are. Hey, you're a fucking American citizen. Hey, watch your phone.

[Blake Griffin]

Hey, come on, come on, come on.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys are the only one that used to see stuff. Well, you moved here. Well, you moved here and you're happy here.

[Bobby Lee]

The other person did it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, now she's a big little person. There's got to be a name for that.

[Bobby Lee]

You got to do the arms too. No, it looks weird.

[Blake Griffin]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

She did that I don't know that

[Blake Griffin]

the arms are what I'm distracted by now.

[Bobby Lee]

You look like a raptor. I mean, it's like her little arms, dude.

[Blake Griffin]

Wow, look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

To that young woman, happy for her that she got. Look at that. That looks how. So this is who it's made for. Not little Korean men that want to get laid more. It's for people that need it for health.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

I'm assuming she had knee. Knee replacement.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you would know, basketball player.

[Blake Griffin]

I mean, you can see that I'm gonna need it. I'm gonna need it double. I'll definitely need it. My left, I think my right might be okay, but I'm putting it off.

[Andrew Santino]

What about hip hop hips? I'm okay, I think, you know, you recommended me. I will say a moment of truth. I had a. You know, my one. My hip was bad. My back was bad. He recommended me. Someone that helped me get much better for injections on my hip because of all that hip pain that I had.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the one that helped.

[Andrew Santino]

Blake was the one that introduced me to a doctor that helped fix me.

[Blake Griffin]

What's ailing you, Bobby?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I'll be honest with you. Nothing.

[Blake Griffin]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

His body's great.

[Bobby Lee]

I think my body's pretty good. I think when you're smaller, it doesn't break down as fast.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. Go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That is true.

[Blake Griffin]

Bigger cars tend to do any physical activities.

[Bobby Lee]

I really don't do. I don't do any of that. Zero.

[Blake Griffin]

That probably helps.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We talk about hiking a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So I don't. It's never going to happen, but we do chat about it.

[Bobby Lee]

But if I sit down eight hours and play a video game, that's when I feel it. When I get up, I'm like, you

[Andrew Santino]

know, you would imagine. Yeah. Eight hours in a video game chair.

[Bobby Lee]

When you. I've done that. Where I didn't even get up to get a glass of water.

[Andrew Santino]

Would just sit there eight hours with nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Nothing, you know.

[Blake Griffin]

What do you play?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll just play, like, Starfield or something like that.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Obviously, Starfield.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not a video game guy at all.

[Blake Griffin]

No, I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's. You guys are jocks.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's be real. I'm a nerd. First of all, you're more nerdy. Right.

[Blake Griffin]

You know, so how many NBA players play video games?

[Andrew Santino]

All of them.

[Blake Griffin]

They. They all play so much. Oh, they do travel with, like, little things and set them up on the plane and play on the plane.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of these guys didn't cat stream for a while. Like, some of these guys, they get. They're. They're so big into it. They look, they travel with their. That was LeBron when he was 19 years old.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. Now there's like these little briefcases and it's a tv, their console, everything in there. And they can play at any moment.

[Andrew Santino]

Do NBA players with. With video game briefcases. Look at this.

[Bobby Lee]

They.

[Andrew Santino]

And they all travel with them now. Especially because they're bored on those planes. Those team planes got to be fucking amazing though, Blake.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, they're great. They're plenty of room. Room.

[Andrew Santino]

Plenty of room.

[Blake Griffin]

I don't know. We're not getting a good shot there.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it a 777 you guys all fly on?

[Blake Griffin]

It's like modified giant seven somethings and like the. So the first class area. These huge seats. They recline.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Not like lay flat. And then like there's a. I always sit at the table because I played cards.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

So there'd be like two chairs facing two chairs and a table in the middle and you play cards.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Blake Griffin]

And then there it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's the big.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So let me say this though. Do rookies have to sit. They're assigned seats. Rookies got to go back in a

[Blake Griffin]

way because, you know, if you're new to a team too, like, you get to the team and like people have their seats already. So you just find an open seat or whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

You bully them.

[Blake Griffin]

Rookies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Getting the back kid kind of thing.

[Blake Griffin]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wedgie. Yeah, like a little nookie. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, a little n. You know, little ni.

[Bobby Lee]

You'll get their kiddo, you know.

[Blake Griffin]

Ah, go to the back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, back in the back.

[Andrew Santino]

That.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. The planes are nice.

[Andrew Santino]

That relationship always is interesting to me of when the teams have to travel together too. Right. Because you don't. But you don't. NFL. They're required to be on that plane. You guys, if you could have your own individual travel, depending on contract, you could. You don't have to be on the team plane.

[Blake Griffin]

Some guys, like, if you had like a specific reason, like a guy had to go see his family, somebody passed away or some this or that. Yes. But like they prefer everybody to be on the plane for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

But is that true that nowadays a lot of guys get to sneak away and have to fly in that plane?

[Blake Griffin]

I. I would say most guys fly the plane.

[Bobby Lee]

Do they?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

NFL is crazy, right? NFL. You get fined if you don't sit on if you don't get back on that.

[Blake Griffin]

I mean if you don't have an excused, like if you're like late to a flight, you get fined if you miss a flight.

[Andrew Santino]

What's a fine for being late to the flight?

[Blake Griffin]

If it happens one time, they may do it depends on the guy. But maybe 10k. And then if you are late again, maybe 30, 25, 30. And then if you miss a flight,

[Bobby Lee]

every game I'd lose 100 grand.

[Andrew Santino]

100%. I was just, I was literally. Can you imagine?

[Bobby Lee]

All my money goes to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you guys ever take off if they don't show up?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

And then what's that? That fine's got to be insane.

[Blake Griffin]

Cuz there's a fine and then they just have to get themselves to the. Wherever we're going. If they're at home, they get there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but there are times where they don't even show up.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, there's been times I don't know that on a team that I've been on that we've, we've left somebody. There's been people late. Usually they won't leave unless it's like egregious.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Blake Griffin]

But yeah, guys have missed fights.

[Andrew Santino]

For sure did. When you were on a plane, did Kyrie ever talk about flat earth when you were on a, a plane? Fl.

[Blake Griffin]

No, he never did.

[Andrew Santino]

God, I wanted that to happen so bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

As you're on the curvature of the earth. This is all fake.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys have like Arsenal FC has a 15 year old kid on the team. Imagine that being 15.

[Andrew Santino]

Can't do that in the NBA.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't do that in the NBA.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Blake Griffin]

You have to be.

[Bobby Lee]

Child laws.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Child labor laws.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

We're pretty serious about them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

You have to be one year removed from high school.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

So a lot of guys go play.

[Bobby Lee]

You can but imagine be 15 and being in NBA. That'd be crazy. You can't imagine it.

[Andrew Santino]

A 15 year old probably wouldn't. It wouldn't be the same. The, the level of play isn't there yet at 15.

[Bobby Lee]

But dude, I mean look at like we have a 15 year old kid on our team and he's. He, he's great.

[Blake Griffin]

What's your team?

[Andrew Santino]

And this is not me being rude, but soccer is remarkably different than basketball. 15. These guys are not developed yet enough to do what these guys do. It's not the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you saying that Earland Harling is not Huge. He's huge.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not Earl and Harley.

[Blake Griffin]

The guy the.

[Bobby Lee]

And Manchester City.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

How old he.

[Andrew Santino]

So like when Wemby was 16, he couldn't have played in the.

[Blake Griffin]

No, he was way.

[Andrew Santino]

He would have gotten cooked.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah. Because my point is not strong enough.

[Andrew Santino]

You're just not strong enough. You don't have. These guys are super.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not being rude about soccer, but it's a different world.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

It's. It's skill set with running. This is.

[Bobby Lee]

How old is that kid?

[Andrew Santino]

That's when he was 15.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Victor Weminyama, he's now 20.

[Bobby Lee]

He wouldn't be able to get a basket back then.

[Andrew Santino]

It would have been impossible for him to play in the league at that age, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Would he be able to get a basket though?

[Andrew Santino]

For sure?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, he could.

[Blake Griffin]

He could be out there. But like in terms of. Terms of. The NBA is not about going to get a basket. It's about who can you guard. Like, if you can't guard, like, sure, you can go out there and like we could put you out there and you could. You could run up and down and go to the corner and maybe hit an open shot. But like on defense, like basket, the NBA is just. It's called a pick on league. So they just. They bring you up into a pick and roll. You have to switch that pick and roll. And then now you have to guard. Luca.

[Andrew Santino]

No thanks.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

It's impossible.

[Andrew Santino]

But you know, in the 90s, I would have been the white and the corn corner. I'm just white in the corner. And there he is, the red streak in the corner.

[Blake Griffin]

Steve Kerr Curry. Steve Red Curry.

[Andrew Santino]

Steve Red Curry right there in the corner.

[Blake Griffin]

Got in the shot pocket and it got boxed.

[Andrew Santino]

Steve Red Curry. I'm a redheaded Indian guy. Half redhead. Give me the ball, man. I'm ready to shoot. I'm in a three point stance, man. I'll pop one in your eye, man. Steve Red Curry. I never dribble waiting for them. I'll pop a shot, man. I'll pop a shot, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Practice every day after a game. You fly back to do you get on the plane or you leave the next day.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what we're saying.

[Blake Griffin]

We would. It depends if you're on a road trip. Say we play in la. We go to Utah to play a game. We might go to Denver. And if there's a day in between, maybe you stay over in Utah. But usually you fly then right after the game.

[Bobby Lee]

But they're having a day off. Would be fun. No. What do you guys do together?

[Blake Griffin]

Like, the Celtics are playing Golden State on Thursday, and then they're gonna fly to la. I'm gonna go play golf with some guys, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, cool.

[Blake Griffin]

On Friday because they have a day off. Like, guys will plan ahead. You know, if you kind of know you have a day off. Yeah, Plan ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no practice that day.

[Blake Griffin]

A day off would. Yeah. Be no practice. But yes, on a trip, like, you

[Bobby Lee]

might practice, but are there no sessions in that day off?

[Blake Griffin]

Or know sometimes you just need a day off. So I'm assuming they get back. They have, like, a little workout Tuesday. What's today? Yeah, they're probably back because it's All Star break. They're probably back doing a little workout tonight, practice tomorrow, fly to Golden State, fly to San Francisco, shoot around the morning, play the game, fly to LA that night. They'll have Friday off, I think practice Saturday, and then I think they play Sunday against.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow. Wow.

[Blake Griffin]

Clippers.

[Andrew Santino]

Clippers.

[Blake Griffin]

No, Lakers. Lakers. Lakers.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

I think they already played. Yeah, they already played the Lakers.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

What a lifestyle.

[Andrew Santino]

Amazing, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was so exciting. I always fantasize about being in a pro league somewhere.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, you could have been a pro table tennis player for sure, because you're good at ping pong. He's very good at ping pong.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they're not teams, though.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, but you still travel to play.

[Andrew Santino]

You still travel to turn. Yeah. Tournament. You saw. You saw.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm talking about a team sport.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not really team sport guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I am. I am him. Pass me the ball, bud.

[Andrew Santino]

There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

He's open.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? He's open.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I know how to.

[Blake Griffin]

You're just only telling other people he's open. He's open.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll go there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you go around.

[Andrew Santino]

You would be a great coach.

[Blake Griffin]

Go around me.

[Andrew Santino]

Great coach.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think. Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

Super motivating.

[Andrew Santino]

Coach him right now. Go, Coach Blake.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you standing there?

[Andrew Santino]

Go.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to the offset.

[Blake Griffin]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Go to the office.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to the center of the ring.

[Blake Griffin]

I'm at the offset now. I'm at the ring.

[Bobby Lee]

What do I do now?

[Andrew Santino]

Shoot it now.

[Bobby Lee]

Now shoot. Yeah, Shoot it now.

[Blake Griffin]

I missed. What now?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What?

[Blake Griffin]

What do I do now? I missed. All right, but I'm at the center offset ring.

[Bobby Lee]

Get six points, not three. If it's farther back and that's. They should change that. If it's farther back. You get it. You get more.

[Blake Griffin]

Yes. Yeah, they have a three point line.

[Bobby Lee]

No, even further back.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, we should see a five point line.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there should be a five point line.

[Blake Griffin]

Start with four. Yeah, they, they toyed with it in the WNBA all star game.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Of like the circles.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, there's like a circle. There's a spot. You could, you could shoot.

[Bobby Lee]

Can somebody go on your shoulders? We'll do that move. Yes. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

And they have to wear a trench coat to shoot.

[Bobby Lee]

Like that little Japanese guy. That little Japanese.

[Blake Griffin]

Run. The little rascals. Go see a movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Or like you go down in your all fours. Right. And the Japanese guy. Like a trampoline.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And goes on your back.

[Blake Griffin]

And then unfortunately, there's no cat. There's a no catapulting rule in basketball.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you got to bring that back.

[Blake Griffin]

I don't think it ever was.

[Bobby Lee]

Love the catapult.

[Blake Griffin]

Got to bring that.

[Andrew Santino]

Although you dunked often enough on people where you use them as leverage to put your nuts in their face. This was the thing that Blake was probably the best at.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he was very.

[Andrew Santino]

He would dunk on people to embarrass them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And use their. And use their head.

[Blake Griffin]

The fourth one.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, the fourth one. And he would use their head as his for his balls to rest on. Now that's his balls resting just gently against that man's forehead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's just to protect his balls.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because when you're flying through the air, you're not going to be too free.

[Blake Griffin]

Put a forearm up. He definitely kind of boosted me up on that dunk a little.

[Andrew Santino]

Was it one of the greatest?

[Bobby Lee]

Grabbing his hair?

[Blake Griffin]

It was involuntary. I wasn't really. Balance.

[Bobby Lee]

Not the hair.

[Andrew Santino]

Dad, I, I, I, I know you don't. But if I'm you, I have this blown up so big in the entrance of my house that every time somebody walks in, I would just. And they're like, what's up with that? I'm like, it's. Don't worry. That's. Whatever. Don't you want a coffee and ignore it as if it never. But this is the greatest. You should. This dunk was so unbelievable. I mean, like, even his own teammates, the guy that's getting dunked on.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They showed love because it was incredible. Incredible. His balls were on his face.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

It's amazing. Have you ever apologized to him for that?

[Blake Griffin]

I haven't apologized, but we have talked. Timothy Mozgov night. Really nice guy. 72 Russian.

[Andrew Santino]

What is he. What did he say about it in the aftermath?

[Blake Griffin]

We didn't really talk about it. I just. It's good to see you.

[Bobby Lee]

How to taste? I'd say how to taste, bro.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, this to the. To this to you. This is like when someone breaks. Someone breaks someone's ankles and they cross someone really bad and they score a goal, goal. And it's just like they embarrass them like crazy. It's the exact same.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, it's just.

[Blake Griffin]

You're a Manchester City fan.

[Bobby Lee]

No, Arsenal Arsenal fc. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, you know, you know those, you know those goals when they're like. Like what Messi did most of his career where he ruined someone's. He made him look like they weren't there.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And just destroyed them. And then score.

[Bobby Lee]

You fake a shot, then the defender has to slide and then. Yeah, I love that.

[Andrew Santino]

Or if they think you're going one way and they just. It's the same thing in the NBA. Yeah. Break their.

[Bobby Lee]

I see. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You would love the end. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Blake Griffin]

You would love an NBA game. It's so action packed. Packed.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's the thing. It's just like my argument is this.

[Andrew Santino]

And no offense, too many black guys for him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Way too many black people. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no offense, but there's too much scoring for me.

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah, you, you like, you like.

[Bobby Lee]

And this is the analogy I want to use.

[Blake Griffin]

That's the one I should have.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That's Kendrick, right?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's my.

[Andrew Santino]

That's Kendrick Lamar he's dunking on.

[Bobby Lee]

That's amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They are not like us. That's what he. That's where it came up with him. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I finish my thing?

[Blake Griffin]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Blake Griffin]

So too much scoring.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it's the reason why I like, it's like this, okay. If you were having sex. Sex. And you nutted a little bit the whole time. I mean, you're right. You had little mini nuts, like, right. That's basketball. That's a woman. Yeah, yeah, but. Okay, but in soccer, right, Sometimes, you know what I mean? They score in the last five minutes and when they do score, score, it's a far more bigger.

[Blake Griffin]

Like what happens when they score in the first five minutes and they don't score again?

[Andrew Santino]

Every single game. That's what he does every time.

[Blake Griffin]

That's like a mini nut that just like. You didn't even. You didn't even.

[Bobby Lee]

Sometimes I have sex. I do a big nut up front and no nut at the end.

[Blake Griffin]

And you. Oh, you keep going.

[Bobby Lee]

But I still keep going, baby. Yeah, I still keep going.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, he's asleep.

[Blake Griffin]

But that thing is rocked up.

[Bobby Lee]

Just too much scoring from me.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. I'm going to take you to a game. We'll get. We'll get really good seats, and I think you'll love it. I promise you, if I'm not up

[Bobby Lee]

front, I don't want to go.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to be on the floor.

[Bobby Lee]

I got to be sitting there with Nicholson and all those guys.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he doesn't want to be anywhere near us.

[Blake Griffin]

Nick Olsen.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Nick Olsen. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He was ex center back and Barack Obama. Tack Obama.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Shouldn't you be killing a dinosaur to Barack. Well, this has been a phenomenal episode. I will say black Blake.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, you're so funny to me.

[Andrew Santino]

One of our favorite people to ever watch.

[Bobby Lee]

You're so funny.

[Andrew Santino]

And your connection and a great guy connection with stand up is. The roots run very deep with you because you've been kind of a part of our world as a. You're an honorary.

[Blake Griffin]

I'm a. I'm a huge stand up fan.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but you're an honorary because you're. You've been in our world. You've. You've done. You've done stand up, you've done roast. You've done. So we love you and we still do stand up.

[Blake Griffin]

No, I mean, I. I like, still write some stuff. Stuff from time to time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He should.

[Bobby Lee]

You should do it.

[Blake Griffin]

I just. I don't. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Blake Griffin]

It's hard, man.

[Bobby Lee]

It is hard. It is hard.

[Andrew Santino]

You already mastered one career. It'd be embarrassing if he did ours as well. It. It would hurt my feelings.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because he could do it, though.

[Andrew Santino]

No, trust me, I'm very aware. I know it's. It's annoying.

[Blake Griffin]

Really needed this.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't need it. You son of a.

[Blake Griffin]

You guys aren't bad friends after all. And that's full circle. Thank you for being a big, bad friend.

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