The Sneaky Nakamara

Summary

Bad Friends – "The Sneaky Nakamara" (March 9, 2026)

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Main Guest/Regulars: Andreas, Carlos (and occasional others off-mic)

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Bad Friends" features Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino as they riff on their classic chemistry, veering between absurdity, personal anecdotes, current pop culture, their experiences with fame, ethnic labels, aging, and philosophical musings. The two are joined by regulars Andreas and Carlos, leading to lighthearted roasting and playful banter.

Key themes include friendship boundaries, the awkwardness of celebrity encounters, Olympics commentary, generational and cultural shifts, AI fears, coping strategies for mental health, acting struggles, dog adoption dilemmas, and humorous reflections on mortality.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "Junkyard Dog" Saga (00:26–03:10)

• Bobby & Andrew tease Andreas about his living situation, calling him a "junkyard dog" because of his affinity for cluttered spaces and his friend sleeping on his couch.
• The discussion morphs into a debate on hugging and physical affection, with Andreas asserting, “I don't like moments with you” (01:43), prompting Bobby to reflect on his non-huggy Korean family.
• Quote:
  Andrew: “I want to hug your butt, dude. Why can’t I hug your butt guy?” (02:19) Bobby: “We’re not huggy people though.” (02:25)

2. Sneaky Lunch Encounters & Parental Flirting (03:11–06:03)

• Bobby and Andrew recount a sneaky burger run that was crashed by Carlos and his mom, shifting what felt like a private friend moment.
• Highlight: Carlos’ mother allegedly flirts with Bobby by eating fries “with ketchup, like, whoa, you guys are here too.” (05:04)
• Quote:
  Andrew: “The way she was flirting with Bobby was crazy...She’d get the smallest fry too, which is offensive.” (05:46)

3. Olympics Rants & Alternative Game Suggestions (06:09–10:17)

• Olympics Update: Bobby is obsessed with the Winter Olympics, watching luge and curling. They lament that the Summer Olympics are way more popular and joke about holding Summer and Winter Olympics together to boost buzz.
• Alt-Olympics: The conversation pivots to imagined “White Trash Olympics” or “Turning Point Olympics,” with categories like “who can be on the most fentanyl and wake up.”
• Quote:
  Bobby: “We should do a summer here, summer there, winter here, just do it the same time...It would make more of a buzz. The Olympics don’t have the buzz anymore.” (08:23) Andrew: “White Trash Olympics, that’s what it would be.” (10:17)

4. National Stereotypes & Football (Soccer) Banter (10:18–12:40)

• The crew teases Andreas about Spain’s World Cup history.
• They discuss last names as class indicators in Spanish culture, poking fun at “Rosende” as a “bottom class” name and riffing on whether “Garcia” or “Torres” are ghetto or upper-class.
• Quote:
  Andreas: “Rosende is bottom class.” (12:40)

5. AI, Deepfakes, and Tech Anxiety (13:25–14:45)

• The team rants about AI-generated videos, like Seinfeld and fake Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt clips. Bobby jokes about Jeffrey Epstein still being alive at LA coffee spots.
• Quote:
  Andrew: “Dude, dude, dude. It’s getting scary, dude...” (14:11)

6. Celebrity Sightings: Social Awkwardness & Fame (16:33–18:40)

• Andrew shares an awkward encounter with Tobey Maguire, while Bobby shares a story about Oscar from The Office snubbing him, revealing the insecurity comedians feel about peer recognition.
• They joke about always treating strangers like producers or important people "because you never know."
• Quote:
  Bobby: “He goes, I know where you live.” (19:54 — on a fan unexpectedly recognizing him at his home.)

7. Road Rage, LA Living, and Coffee Lines (21:22–28:18)

• Andrew admits to being a “road rage guy,” while Bobby claims ultimate chill—unless waiting in line, in which case he’ll settle for a subpar coffee spot to avoid hipster queues.
• The team mocks trendy LA coffee shops with lines "down the block."
• Quote:
  Bobby: “I go to the place that got a B. I’ll just go to the place that got a B or a C.” (22:07)

8. Ethnic Labels, Pronouncing Names & Latinx Debate (32:11–34:14)

• Bobby and Andrew discuss the simultaneous pain of mispronouncing ethnic names and well-meaning but performative cultural sensitivity like “Latinx.”
• The group agrees that “Latinx” isn’t widely used within the community itself—“Whites just tried to shoehorn that in.” (33:30)
• Quote:
  Bobby: “So whites just tried to, like, shoehorn that in?” (33:31) Carlos: “Fuck, no. ...And everyone gave me shit about it.” (33:47)

9. Social Media Usage, Mental Health, and Mindless Scrolling (37:12–39:12)

• The group confesses to spending 6–7 hours daily on their phones. They discuss depression and anxiety linked to high screen time, laughing at the irony since “we already have” all those problems.
• Quote:
  Bobby: “Here’s good news—got them all already!” (38:06)

10. On Acting – Playing Drunk, Memorizing Scripts (44:44–52:07)

• Andrew faces challenges playing a drunk character for his upcoming role and solicits advice; the crew tries several improvisations of "acting drunk," ultimately deciding that disinterest feels more authentic than hammy drunkenness.
• Bobby and Andrew compare script memorization techniques—Bobby does it morning-of, Andrew prefers days in advance.
• Quote:
  Bobby: “Just be lower energy...I think disinterest is what an alcoholic is.” (45:14) Andrew: “You're playing disinterested....Because when you watch it, you're like, they're playing drunk. I don't like that.” (48:36)

11. Grieving Publicly, Celebrity Memorials & Sincerity (52:12–53:53)

• In a more somber segment, the hosts reflect on the recent death of James Van Der Beek, questioning the sincerity of mourning posts online. They debate whether such posts are performative or genuine.
• Quote:
  Andrew: “It bothers me a lot that people do it...It feels very performative.” (52:18)

12. Dog Adoption Dilemmas & Animal Rescue Ethics (63:43–67:50)

• The hosts discuss potentially adopting a senior dog, weighing the sadness of short timeframes against the joy of providing a loving, final home.
• Quote:
  Bobby: “Imagine how much better Remy’s life is with you than it would be anywhere else.” (65:51)

13. Aging, Loneliness, and AI Companions (59:46–61:32)

• As they riff on old actors and mortality, Andrew jokes about having a robot companion named "Neroy" in old age to stave off loneliness as all their friends die.
• Quote:
  Andrew: “When I'm old I'm gonna talk to Neroy. He's my robot.” (60:52)

14. Boston Dynamics, Robotic Menace & Existential Dread (61:13–62:41)

• Bobby and Andrew fear a robot uprising as they marvel (and laugh) at Boston Dynamics' latest backflipping robots.
• Quote:
  Bobby: “If it can backflip, it can fuck us up.” (61:45) Carlos: “What if it was falling on purpose? To give us a false sense of security.” (62:34)

15. Mushrooms & Psychedelic Simulators (63:01–64:42)

• Bobby shares stories about growing mushrooms under his friend’s bed in the early days of the Internet.
• They watch online psychedelic simulators for “sober” people to experience a trip.

16. The Shelter Blues: Empathy Overload (67:09–68:14)

• Visiting animal shelters gets too emotionally overwhelming for both; they joke that every “just looking” trip ends with a rescue.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "You’re a junkyard dog. You’re a little Spanish junkyard dog." – Bobby (01:32)
• "White Trash Olympics, that's what it would be." – Bobby (10:17)
• "Rosende is bottom class." – Andreas (12:40)
• "We’re not huggy people, though." – Bobby (02:25)
• "I always treat everyone like they're a producer, because you never know, dude." – Andrew (18:36)
• "Seven hours a day is crazy." – Andrew (37:42)
• "If it can backflip, it can fuck us up." – Bobby (61:45)
• "If your nickname would be Sneaky Nakamara." – Bobby (59:01)
• "Imagine how much better Remy’s life is with you than it would be anywhere else." – Bobby (65:51)
• "When I’m old I’m gonna talk to Neroy. He’s my robot.” – Andrew (60:52)

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Timestamps for Significant Segments

• 00:26 – 03:10: Hugging boundaries & "junkyard dog" jokes
• 03:39 – 06:03: Sneaky burger outing crashed by Carlos and mom
• 06:09 – 10:17: Olympics obsession and alternative games riff
• 13:25 – 14:45: AI, deepfakes & celebrity rumors
• 16:33 – 18:40: Awkward Tobey Maguire & Oscar (The Office) stories
• 21:22 – 28:18: LA road rage, coffee shop lines, hipster anxiety
• 32:11 – 34:14: "Latinx" debate and performative wokeness
• 37:12 – 39:12: Screen time & social media angst
• 44:44 – 52:07: Playing drunk for acting role—improv scenes
• 52:12 – 53:53: Mourning publicly on social media
• 63:43 – 67:50: Dog adoption, rescue guilt vs joy
• 59:46 – 61:32: Geriatric loneliness, AI robot friendship

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Tone and Style

• Chaotic, irreverent, open-hearted, playful, and sometimes dark.
• Blends fast-paced joke-telling with real vulnerability, neurotic spirals, and sincere moments.
• Will jump from riffs on LA coffee shops and dumb Hollywood etiquette to philosophical tangents about mortality and caregiving, always with a joke in their pocket.

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In Summary

This episode is quintessential "Bad Friends": one moment they're mocking each other's last names or imagining meth-fueled Olympics, the next they're examining grief, acting anxieties, or the ethics of animal adoption. The hosts' willingness to juxtapose biting satire with honest self-reflection, all while channeling absurdity, creates an engaging, unpredictable listening experience.

If you missed it, this episode is a tour through modern friendship—awkwardness, generosity, existential dread, and all.

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End of summary.

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

Hey.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we got. We got new merch.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we got it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we got it pink.

[Bobby Lee]

And we got this shirt in yellow. Yeah. And we've got that sweater in gray and a beautiful gray.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And go tobad friends merch.com to go get this.

[Andrew Santino]

Go get it. Because. Yeah. Because sometimes when they run out, they run out.

[Bobby Lee]

When they run out, we are going to be out. So.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And we do something.

[Bobby Lee]

We still can. And we'll get new ones at some point, but no time soon.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because to badfriends merch.com you2 are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Andrew Santino]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends. I realized that Andreas doesn't like quiet moments with me.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Why do you not like to be quiet with him and just hang out?

[Andrew Santino]

I knew he was driving up to the parking lot, so I went out there to greet him, like. Like I always do every episode. I like to give him a light, light hug and ask him what his days are like.

[Andreas]

I complimented my car.

[Andrew Santino]

I said it was a beautiful car. What else did I say?

[Andreas]

And then you. You got really close.

[Andrew Santino]

No, do I. I said, where do you. Where do you live? On a. Do you also live on a junkyard? But as a joke, I said that. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not funny because it's real.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. That's. That's what I.

[Bobby Lee]

He does live in a junkyard.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's what I realized then.

[Andreas]

What did I tell you?

[Andrew Santino]

You go. You said, I don't remember. But then I. I don't remember that part. I plead the fifth on that. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a little junkyard dog.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a junkyard dog.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a little Spanish dunkyard dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Then you. I could see you racing to the door, right? And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude, you know what I mean? What about our moment? He goes, I don't like moments with you.

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't you like moments with Bobby? What's the problem?

[Andreas]

Yeah, he gets uncomfortably close.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's a hard word for you to say.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like you saw his brain pause.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I was.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't mess this up, Andres.

[Andrew Santino]

I was going in for a hug, though. Yeah. I realized you don't like hugs.

[Andreas]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

You don't. You're not a touchy feely person.

[Andreas]

Not from you.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, well, now with Andrew. I've never seen you hug Andrew either.

[Andreas]

Andrew's more like normal, you know, Like I. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because he doesn't he's not. You're not a hugger?

[Andreas]

If he gives me a hug, he doesn't, you know, grab my butt.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm trying to get all of you. Dude, I want to hug your butt. Dude. Why can't I hug your butt guy?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not a hug. We're not huggy people though.

[Andrew Santino]

Who but?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, like, I don't come from huggy folk.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we're not.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't hug. We do sometimes.

[Andrew Santino]

If it matters, we do a side hug though.

[Bobby Lee]

Like if. When your dad dies, we. Huh? We hug. That's the only time when your dad died I hugged you.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I don't do. When your dad died.

[Andreas]

Yeah, you insulted me first.

[Andrew Santino]

I did not. I did not want to.

[Bobby Lee]

What Insults are verbal hugs, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

You look stupid today.

[Andreas]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Big hug.

[Andreas]

I'm so love here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, big hug. So you're back on your disease. You all shirts, huh?

[Andreas]

I've never been out of them.

[Bobby Lee]

You have been a little bit, you

[Andrew Santino]

know, also wears those shirts. Prince Andrew.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he does.

[Andrew Santino]

He does.

[Bobby Lee]

He loves that.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a little weird.

[Bobby Lee]

What does this mean? Who did this? McCone. Yeah, glad friends, because we had dinner with your friend.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh yeah. Well, wait, you had. Yet you had dinner with Andrew with your friend? Was. Did I get a call?

[Carlos]

No, because we just did a whiskey Ginger episode like an hour ago.

[Bobby Lee]

We just did a pod and then I took them out for a little meal.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, that's fair. Yeah, that's fair. Because I have a lot of meals after Tiger Belly and you're not invited. Those. Yeah, exactly. Right. So that's fair.

[Bobby Lee]

It's fair. Fair. It is nice. It was a nice little outing for a second with them. But you know who.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's them? I want to.

[Bobby Lee]

Him and his good buddy.

[Carlos]

My good buddy.

[Bobby Lee]

His friends from in. From out of town. And his friend comes in from out of town and he sleeps on his couch. Can you imagine? I can't imagine. On his couch.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you sleep on your couch. You sleep on the other couch. You guys sleep on the same couch.

[Bobby Lee]

It's an apartment filled with couches.

[Carlos]

Couch.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

One side.

[Andrew Santino]

I see. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he's. McCone's got an entire. I don't know, an entire Salvation. Salvation army in his back seat. I'm not kidding. What do you mean overflowing with clothes? Overflowing? He keeps his whole closet in his car. I don't know if he's on the run. What are you doing?

[Carlos]

Well, my mom was just in town and we went through a lot of My clothes that I'm gonna donate and.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, get rid of.

[Carlos]

But now they're just in garbage bags.

[Bobby Lee]

We know your mom was in town. We went and had a burger with your mom.

[Andrew Santino]

That was a sneaky little visit, huh? Can I tell people when it went on?

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

You and I, after the pod. Yeah. We amongst ourselves went. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go get a burger.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's go get a burger.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Was between you and I. That's what it felt like. Be honest. Was it between you and I.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I thought.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I thought as well.

[Bobby Lee]

A private moment.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a private. You got in my car.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

We drove to the burger place.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. We're sitting there and all of a sudden Mone and his beautiful dear mother comes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And pretended like, whoa, you guys are here too. And we're like, yeah, you fucking heard us. That we're coming here.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's my cone. I didn't know you guys were going to be here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. No, I think you said. I thought you didn't know for sure. Yeah, but I was gonna come here anyway.

[Bobby Lee]

Opposite direction of where he lives.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Literally opposite.

[Andrew Santino]

Really opposite.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. 100. And then what you did. What you did is let's all sit together.

[Bobby Lee]

I felt bad, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. So we're sitting there, which changes. You know what I wanted to talk about 100.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Because with you and I could spill the beans.

[Bobby Lee]

Different story.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And then with your mom was like, oh, well, how was.

[Bobby Lee]

How is the weather?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. In min. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you should have seen, dude, the way she was flirting with Bobby was crazy. She was flirting with them all. She kept eating fries. She put ketchup on and go.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And she goes.

[Andrew Santino]

She would get the smallest fried too, which is offensive. She goes, you. You're the crispy small one that. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

She goes, little yellow fry.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you stalked that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I didn't like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But you know what? That's whatever. That's. You're an attractive boy and I get it. People are going to flirt with you. You know what?

[Andrew Santino]

I would if your mom was single.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello.

[Bobby Lee]

Stick around, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I'm kidding.

[Bobby Lee]

You never know what the world holds for us. Right now I'm on my Olympics kick harder than I've ever been.

[Andrew Santino]

I haven't seen a single.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm watching luge. I'm watching.

[Andrew Santino]

What else are you watching by guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Curling. We watch curling last night. And then I watched it again.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't you like it? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The figure skating. Are we doing good? Who's doing the best in figure skating?

[Bobby Lee]

We do. We got a sweet little boy Malmon or something. Let's see the metal. Let's see. The gold medal leader right now is Norway. It would be Italy and us is in third. But a Nordic country should be in first. It's the Winter Olympics. We had this discussion at dinner. Why isn't the summer and Winter Olympics taking place at the same time? Yeah, why are they not.

[Andrew Santino]

Is Ghana on there? Let me see where Ghana is.

[Bobby Lee]

Ghana's gone.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, that was supposed to be a joke. I got it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no one got that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, how come the Jamaican bobsled team isn't on there? Didn't they kind of make.

[Andrew Santino]

They made a movie about it.

[Bobby Lee]

They made a pop about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a big deal for a short amount of time. We said, why couldn't the winter in the summer be at the same time? Why don't they do them at the same time?

[Andrew Santino]

Ooh, I look at.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos is trying to figure out the math here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, why wouldn't that work?

[Andreas]

No, it could work.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. But let him try to figure it out. Why wouldn't it work? They wouldn't be in the same place, but it'd be happening at the same time.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Oh, I thought it was same place. And then the issue was pants versus shorts.

[Andrew Santino]

Packing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, packing. So that's the big deal is packing really threw me, Right? No.

[Andrew Santino]

But you can do it at the same place.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, yeah, kind of.

[Andrew Santino]

There's certain sports you couldn't do. Like the long distance running thing. What's it called?

[Bobby Lee]

Long distance running?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think it's. I think it's cut and dry.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Long distance running. Yeah, it's called long distance running. Marathon.

[Andrew Santino]

Marathon.

[Bobby Lee]

Marathon, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Marathon. Marathon. The ones that, like the Africans are

[Andreas]

good at, you know, those are the sprints.

[Andrew Santino]

That's everything. Any running. You're right. They're good at their.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good at running.

[Andrew Santino]

All the running.

[Andreas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good at jumping. Running.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Running in the jumping. Right. Right way. Yeah. You could do that indoors. Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The long marathon, probably not.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they would just keep running around that track. You run around the track. What's 26 times 4,30,000 times? There it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's a long day.

[Bobby Lee]

But I just said you could do it. Yeah. 26 miles, we know. 105 laps. You could do it hemispherically. Because right now it's winter in Australia. I'm sorry? It's summer in Australia, winter elsewhere. Right. Winter here, summer there. You just switch it. You just do a summer here, summer there, winter here, Just do it the same time. I think it's a good idea. I think they should do it simultaneously, that it would make more of a buzz. The Olympics don't have the buzz anymore

[Andrew Santino]

that they used to have the Winter Olympics. What does better, winter or summer? Summer.

[Bobby Lee]

Summer.

[Andrew Santino]

Summer kills.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not even close. Well, because winter is a lot of, like, skiing and then.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Shooting.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

At little targets and then skiing it and then a lot of. Luigi. Yeah, they're flying.

[Andrew Santino]

I have a suggestion.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah?

[Andrew Santino]

Do all three at the same time.

[Bobby Lee]

Summer, winter. What's the other one?

[Andrew Santino]

The one you put in Hobbiton or something. The special Special. So like some fantasy land, you know? I mean, I don't know. Wait, what?

[Bobby Lee]

No, winter, Summer special.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Where do you put special? You know, I mean, somewhere.

[Andreas]

What, Middle Earth?

[Andrew Santino]

Like Middle Earth or, you know, I mean. Or at the castle at the Hogwarts. What's a Hogwarts castle?

[Bobby Lee]

Sure. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we're big. We're big Special Olympics fans.

[Andrew Santino]

You're great.

[Bobby Lee]

You're huge. You're great.

[Andrew Santino]

You're great at that.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know how. So what, we're down on medals? We got some time left. I'm hoping the USA really pops back because we're big USA fans over here.

[Andrew Santino]

I like when a small country wins

[Bobby Lee]

something like Trinidad and Tobago, we said earlier. Yeah, that's our guy. That's our figure skate guy. Zoom in on his face. That's our guy. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, he is. Wow. Ilia Zana.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Ilya Malinin.

[Andrew Santino]

They should have an alternative Olympics, like Turning Point Olympics. Oh, they do, don't you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A Turning Point.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Americans only.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no, like, different competition. Like, you know, the meth. You know the meth.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, the methylene.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who has the best back. Be who can be on the most amount of fentanyl, touch their toes and wake up.

[Andrew Santino]

Stuff like that. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. White Trash Olympics, that's what it would be. Yeah, I think we probably have that. Yeah.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Oh, Redneck Olympics is.

[Andreas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Running with a carburetor. Yeah, you gotta steal with a. Steal a carburetor and run with it.

[Bobby Lee]

How many fish can you carry? You're just running what you guys have that. The hot dogs and the hot dog eating competition. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's not a. What are you Guys, you're saying that we're turning point.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's saying that we're dirty Americans.

[Andrew Santino]

We are dirty America.

[Bobby Lee]

And you're an American too now, pal.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

What are the Spanish compete in? What are you guys good at?

[Andreas]

Soccer.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Not anymore. Not anymore. No. Pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't give it.

[Andrew Santino]

They're pretty good tennis. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who won the last World Cup? Not Spain.

[Andreas]

Not.

[Andrew Santino]

It was Argentina. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

When was the last time Spain won a World Cup?

[Andreas]

2012.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that say? 2010. 10. Yeah. Been a long time, pal. And that, by the way. And that was. What is that? Spain's one of eight national teams to have been crowned world champs. Participated 16 of total.

[Andrew Santino]

2010 isn't a long time when you're thinking about it.

[Bobby Lee]

They do it every four years, 16 years. So every. So it's been. How many.

[Andrew Santino]

How many World cups? Let's see. 2010.

[Bobby Lee]

Four for good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Nice.

[Andrew Santino]

But you have also a lot of great countries that do what? You know, I mean, think of Brazil, South America, Germany, England. Germany. I mean, there's so many great.

[Bobby Lee]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

That's good. 2010. I'm backing you up.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not bad. I. I don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I. I can name you really? Just ballers from Spain. Iniesta. You know him?

[Andreas]

O. I do.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Iniesta.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Pu. You remember P. Pujol. Yeah. Puyol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Ladies and gentlemen. Pu.

[Andrew Santino]

Ye.

[Bobby Lee]

Julio.

[Andrew Santino]

Some good ones.

[Bobby Lee]

The Spanish announcement.

[Andrew Santino]

Arsenal has some.

[Bobby Lee]

Do they?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Michael. Marino.

[Bobby Lee]

Marino. That sounds Italian.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

When he says that. Yeah, yeah. Marino.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, how do you spit it in Spanish?

[Andreas]

Marino.

[Bobby Lee]

Marino.

[Andrew Santino]

We have zubamendi. Is that Spanish?

[Andreas]

That's Basque.

[Bobby Lee]

Basque. That's the other. That's the nice side.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Fancy boy side.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, wait, there. So there's ghetto Spanish last name. You give me a ghetto Spanish, I'll give you one. Yeah. Torres.

[Bobby Lee]

Rosende. That's a ghetto Spanish lesson.

[Andrew Santino]

Rosende. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Rosende.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andreas]

True.

[Andrew Santino]

That's bottom class. Rosende is bottom class.

[Bobby Lee]

Write that down. Yeah. What does Rosende mean? What does it translate to? Praising something you don't get around here much.

[Andreas]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's hear how the computer says it, brother. It's in Danish.

[Andrew Santino]

Yo. So is Garcia. Let me look at. Is Garcia a ghetto name or upper class, you think? Garcia.

[Andreas]

It's just so common.

[Andrew Santino]

Torres.

[Andreas]

Torres.

[Andrew Santino]

Upper.

[Andreas]

Clover.

[Andrew Santino]

Common, common. What about Iniesta?

[Andreas]

Very, very upper.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So really, class. You can determine class by last name. Look at he's saying. Yes, that. Torres. This dick is a dick butt. Sorry. This dick is a dick butt.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

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[Bobby Lee]

Oh, good. Get us plugged into AI. Yeah, dude, AI is just on fire right now. I cannot. Some of it driving me nuts.

[Andreas]

And. And. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's going. What happened? Did you say the Black Eyed Peas and Tom Cruise.

[Andreas]

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise fighting.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that. Is it good?

[Andreas]

Oh, you Instagram insane.

[Andrew Santino]

I saw a clip of Seinfeld where George is kicking, you know, I mean, Jerry, and it looks pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I saw that. Into a brick wall. Oh, that looked amazing.

[Andreas]

Yeah, it's a Chinese. No, just message.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa. Jeffrey Epstein, you animal. He was a good man.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

He knew too much about our Russia operations.

[Bobby Lee]

He had to die.

[Andrew Santino]

And now you die too. Dude, dude, dude. It's getting scary, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to watch that movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I want to watch that movie, too.

[Bobby Lee]

And let me tell you something. What? Insane Tom Cruise, in this scenario, kills Epstein and Brad's mad. Interesting twist.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

To have Brad be the bad guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And Tom be the ultimate hero once again. Yeah. He killed Epstein, and we know that's not true. He's. He's living right now. I saw Epstein today at Blue Bottle Coffee.

[Andrew Santino]

I saw him, dude. I saw him at Erewhon.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, he was there.

[Andrew Santino]

He went to hiho. I followed him from high. Oh, to Erewhon.

[Andreas]

Did.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. And they just disappeared.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. At Air1. I think he gets the Kylie Jenner smoothie or whatever. He loves it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Which one is it?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Jenner is it. Is it Kylie smoothie? No, it's the other one. What's the other one?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

No, the other one's Kendall, but I

[Bobby Lee]

think it is Kylie Jenner smoothie.

[Andrew Santino]

Do they get a piece of that?

[Carlos]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

I think she probably got a signing, like, a deal with them. They probably gave her a couple million just to use her name, too. Travis Scott has a smoothie. My God, there it is. There's her. There's her smoothie.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Peaches and cream. 23 bucks.

[Bobby Lee]

Peaches and cream.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Know what I mean? Peaches and cream. Now who? Now she's with. What's his name?

[Andreas]

Timothy.

[Andrew Santino]

Timothy.

[Bobby Lee]

She's a Chalamet or now. Yeah, that guy, man. He's batting a thousand, huh?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Movies, girls, right? He's. His dating roster is amazing. Batting a thousand. This kid. When does it end for him? It doesn't.

[Andrew Santino]

No. He's forever.

[Bobby Lee]

Isn't that great?

[Andrew Santino]

It's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, he's Leo He's Leo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But the difference is we don't see him in a baseball hat covering his face all day. He's out and he's out. He's kind of out in them streets.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andreas]

He wants an Oscar.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, once he gets one, you think he'll cover up?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Hat down. Yeah. Do you think Leo keeps his hat on when he's banging those models? You think he keeps a hat on in the mask? On the COVID mask and covers up and headphones on while he's doing it? Who's that?

[Andrew Santino]

Toby.

[Bobby Lee]

Toby with his girlfriend at. What is this? Who is she? Is she famous?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Mishka Silva. She's a model. Obviously.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Super Bowl.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that was at the Super Bowl.

[Andreas]

Just.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

New girlfriend.

[Bobby Lee]

He's.

[Andrew Santino]

Toby's still doing it, huh?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Killing it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Spider man dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Spider man money, dude. Look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

Spider Man. Spider man grabbing all the hot models that he can.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I'll be honest. Have you met him before? Toby?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

He was a little standoffish when I met him.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened?

[Andreas]

Did you try to hack him?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I just. I walked up, I tried to talk to him, and it.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a great joke. You gotta land your syllables.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you ha him? Did you ha him? Hug.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you say, jeez, Say good gracious.

[Andreas]

Good gracious.

[Bobby Lee]

There. Hug. Did you hug? Did you try to hug him?

[Andrew Santino]

I think it was the way I was approaching. I was trying to, like, talk to him as I. Hey, dude, Spider man good. Are you good?

[Bobby Lee]

I get it.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, it was that kind of, like, I would. My. I was doing what you were doing. I couldn't get my words out, you know, just. Good, dude. You did Spider man good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Hey.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Hey, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey. I get it. Have you done that?

[Bobby Lee]

And he tells his assistant. He's like, what was up with that? Disabled Chinese.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I got nervous.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you who locked me up pretty good. Who? You know when you think someone might know who you are in our business? So you think if they see you, they'll go, hey, man, you know? Or a different acknowledgement assumption. Well, no, no. Just that they think you might not just be a fan, that you're someone who's, like a. Somewhat of a peer. Yeah, I was going to a coffee shop. This is a long time ago, so credit to him. He probably didn't know who I was, but I was going to get a coffee and. Oscar Martinez. Oscar from the office.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's getting out of his car. And he's going to the meter to pump the meter by himself, by the way, so I wouldn't interrupt him if he was with somebody, you know, whatever. And then I'm coming out of the coffee shop and I go, hey, man. And he goes. He turns, he goes, hi. And I go, you're great, man. Just a. You know, I love your work. And he goes, okay. Like, pissed. And I was like, oh. But then I thought for a second he'd be like, are you comic or.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, that's what you make. You took a risk.

[Bobby Lee]

It's my fault.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That wasn't your fault.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not your fault.

[Bobby Lee]

But he could have at least gone, thanks, man. He was kind of like, all right. Like, get the out of here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I. And so I threw my coffee on him. No, but I kind of locked me up. I was like, oh, I thought that's what you treat.

[Andrew Santino]

I treat everybody as if they're a producer.

[Bobby Lee]

Not. You don't do that to everybody.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. A homeless guy would be like, hey, I go, man, good to see you. Because you never know, dude. You never know, dude. Because one time I saw Rick Ruman at the comedy Store and people were like, there's a homeless guy in the. You know what I mean? Well, this is before Rick Rman lost the weight and stuff like that. And he looked disheveled.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And in my mind, I always thought, oh, it could be anybody.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right.

[Andrew Santino]

So just if it's a homeless person, you know, an albino Puerto Rican guy with his blind, you know, you just treat as if they produce.

[Bobby Lee]

You're like, john Leguizamo, what are you doing here?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I treat everyone as if they're like a big time, you know, I

[Bobby Lee]

mean, I had a moment, I talked about it today earlier, but, man, it got me. There was a moving truck outside of the house. It was blocking the driveway, and I had to get out of the driveway. And so I walked out there. It's early in the morning. I was like, hey, brother. Because it's a 18 wheeler truck. It's a huge truck. I was like, hey, man, are you guys gonna, like. Is there any way for us to get out? Because we're blocked here. And the guy's like, yeah, in a little bit. And I was like, all right. I mean, we got to get out, man. And then he goes, I know who you are. And I was like, hey, man. And he goes, I know where you live.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I was like, right on, dude. And I started to walk inside and then I hear him going, the Bobby, mom guy, Bobby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then I pulled out and they're just staring at me. But it does feel weird. Feels weird for him to be like, I know where you live was weird as. So they do and they do. I know. Well, if I die next week, that's it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Do you ever do this? Today I went. So I was late. No, I. So I have therapy on Thursdays. It's all the way in Encino. So I know exactly when to leave my house. You have to leave at 3:15 because of the time. Okay. It's like there's traffic, but this time on the 101 there's deadlock. Oh, yeah, right. And then I looked on my thing and said there was an accident. And when I got to the accident, oh my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Horrific.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it wasn't that horrific. It was like two girls sitting against the curb of the freeway and they're just like, you know, you know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Lamenting.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Talking to a cop. And they're like this and that. There was another car, right. And I came this closest rolling down the window. I'm just screaming at them, why? Because they caused all this chaos.

[Bobby Lee]

They got into an accident.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. That's my point is that, that's why I didn't roll down the window. I'm a good person. I didn't roll down the window.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But in a society where it goes like, yeah, I had a 4 o'.

[Bobby Lee]

Clock.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Most people would go, is everyone okay?

[Andrew Santino]

Not me. Not me.

[Bobby Lee]

Not me. No.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm late. You don't feel resentful?

[Bobby Lee]

No. What are you going to do?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no one in the room.

[Bobby Lee]

Namaste, dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you, Carlos.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

I'm a big road rage guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I'm a road rage guy.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's why your car is dented to. Yeah, you're Mr. Drive Too Fast and Wild.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't have road rage.

[Bobby Lee]

Honestly, when I get in the car, I reserve. It's over the car. It's over. I can do nothing about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my God, this guy, he's. Namaste.

[Bobby Lee]

No, only in the car because what I. We've lived here for so long, it's not a surprise. I never get on the freeway and go, what? What the heck is all this?

[Andrew Santino]

I do.

[Bobby Lee]

I know what's coming.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I've never once gotten into a bumper to bumper on the 405 and been like, this is just unreal. It's Every fucking day. Everywhere you go in la, there's a line and there's traffic. It's. I don't care. I'm over it. You know what I do to skip the lines?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

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[Bobby Lee]

I go to a place that's shittier. I just. I'll go to the place I got a B. I'll just go to the place I got a B or a C. There's coffee shops on every corner. Just go to the shittier one.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, no, no, no. I disagree.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to go to the good one?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I go to the good one. And Alfred's right. I will park in a red.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do a legal thing. I run red lights.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you do?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, because those are suggestions.

[Andrew Santino]

They are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Red light is kind of like, hey, you gonna stop? And you're like, nah, yeah, I'll get through it. I think. I think you should be able to run red lights.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And the green should be delayed on the other side.

[Andrew Santino]

Stephen Pearl, Noel Comic had a song that you would sing. Made me laugh. But no, whenever I say it, no one ever laughs.

[Bobby Lee]

Give it.

[Andrew Santino]

He goes. A stop sign ain't nothing but an octagon. An octagon ain't gonna tell me what to do.

[Andreas]

I don't know.

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Go to shopify.com/bad friends. That is shopify.com/bad friends. Who did that?

[Andrew Santino]

I know. He's a comic named Steven Pearl.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean an octagon? I gotta tell me what to do.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know he died in a car accident.

[Andrew Santino]

Steven Pearl. Which dude? This dude was so funny back in the day.

[Bobby Lee]

When I was young there, he was just Robin.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He grew up with Robin at the zoo back in San Francisco.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Back in the day. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And when I was a young guy, you know, I mean, he used to headline that La Jolla Comedy store when I was a doorman down there. And he used to open with that

[Bobby Lee]

song we would kill.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. In a silly way, like, that's the silliest thing I've ever.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, but he's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Suggestion.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a suggestion. He's gonna tell me what to do.

[Bobby Lee]

I do. Parking in the red is good. McCone did that the other day. Parked all day in the red. Didn't get a ticket. I was shocked.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right here.

[Carlos]

I do it all the time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

In the Valley. Yeah. You can't do that over the hill. You play that game in the city, you're. You're gonna get one. Not over here, pal. But no, I don't wait in these lines. Like there's a line. There's a place called Community Goods. Hot. Hot space. Hot. Hot spot coffee shop. And they have a line down the block every single day. Look at that. The picture of the business is a line. If that's not a deterrent, I don't know what is.

[Andrew Santino]

So you've never been to Community. Good.

[Bobby Lee]

And I will never go.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there coffee? There is coffee all over the food.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Yeah, it's the coffee.

[Bobby Lee]

It's coffee and it's breakfast. Right. There's no chance it's better than every other place.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a place in Los Feliz like that that you wait in line and you go in and it's just packed. I don't know what it's called and look much like Community time. Probably that.

[Bobby Lee]

All time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Every time I'm on a. Like a raya date, they want to meet there, and I just go.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

There's valet Though.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, there is valet at a coffee shop.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

It's not coffee, it's food.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's actual meat.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. That's fine. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And all these cool people are there. I hate cool people. Don't you? I'm done with it. You're one of them.

[Andreas]

Off.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you live in the cool people area.

[Carlos]

I know, but I'm like one of you guys.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're not. You're not one of us.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're not. No, we don't. We don't.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't claim you.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not a part of our club.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

It's like Predator Badlands.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Predator Badlands.

[Bobby Lee]

We got to see Predator Badlands before next episode. So we can discuss this because everyone's talking about it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's been. I saw it in the theater. It's been out for months and months and months. What are you talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't seen it.

[Andrew Santino]

I've been telling you to watch it.

[Andreas]

It's really good.

[Bobby Lee]

It's in the theater now.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

It's on Hulu.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Disney plus.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, even better. I'll watch it at home. Who's in it?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Fanning.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Fanning Dakota fan.

[Bobby Lee]

L. Great.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Fan of the Fannings. Fan of the show.

[Andrew Santino]

I love Fannings. Big Fanning fan.

[Bobby Lee]

Big Fanning fan.

[Andrew Santino]

Fanny fan. Fan for life.

[Bobby Lee]

And who's on the COVID That's her.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's her.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, well, I mean, that's. That doesn't look like her. They. Why do they do. Why do they do that?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, she's an Android.

[Andreas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. In the movie she looks like her, but in the poster it doesn't look like her at all. I couldn't tell you. And who is the Predator? Oh. So Demetrius Schuster Kolamagatti. Yeah, we gotta pick a different last name, bud. Yeah, Demetrius Schuster Schuster Cola. Wait, sorry, go back so I can see his name. Colo Matangi. Katangi. God, that's hard to say.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you ever do that? Like a comic will have a really difficult last name. That's young.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I've. And I don't do this anymore because it's wrong. I feel bad for even. But it's like I change the last name. What do you mean? Well, your name is Dimitri Malangango. You just change it to. You mean Steve Smith.

[Bobby Lee]

Steve Smith.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Or.

[Carlos]

No, they said that to Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio del Toro.

[Andrew Santino]

Those are easy things to say. DiCaprio is one of the easiest things to say.

[Bobby Lee]

Leonardo was one Was Leonardo da Vinci, everybody. That's our familiar name. And DiCaprio is not anything insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but then once Zach came along, I was like, oh, it's fine. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Imagine how long it took.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot. Yeah. But even back when we, When I saw him at open mics in the 90s, I never was. I didn't even bother, you know, I mean, I just called him Zach.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, if I was bringing on a guy with a name like Zach, oh, my God's nightmare. I would just literally go, ladies and gentlemen, this next time, you're gonna love it. It's Zach G. I would just do that. I can't if I do it well, because I would butcher it. It'd be worse if I didn't butcher it. Yeah, yeah, fuck it. I'll just say Zach G. I, I do that still.

[Andrew Santino]

Even friends of mine, I. I can't say it right. Ester P. Aster. Yeah, Aster P. I do. Right. You know another one is Christina P. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, yeah. You can't say her last name.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't say it. I know. I've never said it right ever, but

[Bobby Lee]

she goes by Christina P. Sometimes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I. I say, yeah, my doctor, my psychiatrist is under. Look, I just texted him today, Dr. Mike. It's impossible to say his last name. So when I first met him, I was like, hey, can I just call you Dr. Mike?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And he was like, yeah, because it's

[Bobby Lee]

like, what, to Sigmadi?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So, yeah, something like that.

[Bobby Lee]

I said that because a woman that was working for us, A woman that was working for us, her last name was so unbelievable. It's. It was literally like, what, a Sonari Sonata. Fun.

[Andreas]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

At some point I just, like. It's not. I'm not even going to say you're. Yeah, it's. I can't even.

[Andrew Santino]

There should have been a rule back in the beginning of time where last main can only be five letters.

[Bobby Lee]

That's really good.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't you think?

[Bobby Lee]

That's really good?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at these. Look at five letter, like a Bengali surname.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Chattapara. Chatter. Chatterjee.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Chakra to the border. Chakra. Chattabi.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you know what? These are easier because you just mumble it. You'd go, Mateo Chakapara Charity if you said it close. No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

And also they know that their, their last names are complex, so they let it go. Usually if it's like super long.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You mean, like, you know, they're not going to go, hey, it's Polo. Wanna go? My Life. They're not gonna say that.

[Bobby Lee]

They correct you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Polo.

[Andrew Santino]

Gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

Want to become.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So you don't. You don't say that way. It's like, dude, it's like, I can't.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sure I can't do it. It's not part of.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not a part of my vocabulary.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Yeah. First names keep it simple, too, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Keep it easy.

[Andrew Santino]

Keep it easy, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, Take it easy. Keep it easy.

[Andrew Santino]

You have a very easy name.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby Andrew.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Santino Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Santino Lee.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos. Now. Herrera. Herrera. A little tough.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You know what I also don't like? When you have a Spanish name and you see someone like Megyn Kelly or something super pronounced the double R and does the role. I don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

She goes, and let me tell you something about Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Especially when she. I don't like it. Like, angry about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And here is this bad bunny. He's got his whole crew of Mexicans dancing behind him. He's got Carlos Lopez. It's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

It's crazy. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

To just, like, dip in and dip out.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like it. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

She. They say normal, but newscasters do that. It drives me nuts.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I talked on stage last night about Latinx. I tried some new shit about Latinx. Remember they tried Latinx? And I asked a Mexican guy in the front row. I go, hey, bro, do you. What's up with Latinx? He's like, no, we wouldn't fucking with it. I was like, so whites just tried to, like, shoehorn that in? He was like, yeah. Nah. I was.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I said, did any Latinos, you know, fuck with it? He's like, no, what the fuck? No, but it's funny why we tried to do it. White tried to do it.

[Andreas]

It wasn't the wokey.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but. But it was so. Nobody asked for it to change.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos, did you ask for it?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Fuck, no.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like you asked for it.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

I was pitching a TV show during that time, and there was a Hispanic character, and they made me put Latin X in. And, like, everyone gave me shit about it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's just so My own. But it's like, so. But what about saying someone's Latin is offensive? Give me a learning lesson. Is it offensive?

[Andreas]

No, I don't think so. I mean, it was.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you're fucking Latin. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, technically, I was pushing For Asian Z. Yeah. And it doesn't catch on at all.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, calling someone Latin is generally not considered an offensive slur, while not inherently racist, is less. It is less precise than using inappropriate terms like Latino, Latina, Hispanic. I know, but it's an encompassing thing.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andreas]

So because of the Latino Latina, they decided for Latin X so they didn't

[Bobby Lee]

have to do gender, but you just say Latin and it would encompass both.

[Andreas]

Right, right.

[Bobby Lee]

So this doesn't make any sense. Like, I'm a pale white. I don't need that. Oh, yeah, pale white. No, we got categorized. I got no.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I'm a pale white, but I don't. I'm just a white at the end of the day. Yeah, I'm just a white. Yeah,

[Andrew Santino]

yeah, yeah. You're pale white. I mean, normal white.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Normal, normal white. Yeah. Thank God.

[Andrew Santino]

And normal hair color.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on, everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

Nice guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I like this bit.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

We don't need it. We just don't need the extra bullshit. Too much extra shit.

[Andrew Santino]

Too much extra shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Like I'm searching for a new doctor on the website. On like the insurance website, dude. I mean, it's all I want to know is what do you do? And they give way too much extra shit. Like too much information. Stuff that they do. Like the first tab was gender affirming care.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I was like, what about internal medicine? I just want to know if you'll find out if I'm fucking sick.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, like do the scan, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to do the scan when

[Andrew Santino]

you do the scan. I want to do the scan.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, let's go together.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm being real, though. I really big. Because I know. I don't know if Japan's being real,

[Bobby Lee]

July, but can I tell we the scan.

[Andrew Santino]

But I want. I want Japan and scan to be real.

[Bobby Lee]

Japan is real.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you bringing up beautiful women on the Internet?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

That's what you told. You showed me when we were talking about Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

The worst person you know is planning their Japan 2026 trip. It is true.

[Andrew Santino]

Why. Why is that even.

[Bobby Lee]

She's saying because there's a trend of Japan right now. People want to go to Japan.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There's two trends on the Internet that are big. One is people think they're. This is Japan year. And two, people think they're Chinese. They're turning Chinese. Do you know about this? I send it to Andrea Gin all the time because there's stuff that says, you make me Chinese there's, like, memes now, okay, that. That whites think they're turning Chinese. You think? I'm kidding. It's all over the Internet. Like I'm becoming Chinese is a real thing. And I want to say this to all of our fans and friends out there. I'll be Korean before I'll be Chinese.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. Thank you means the world to me.

[Andrew Santino]

It means the world to me that I'm gonna. I'd be. I'd rather be a normal white than be Chinese as well.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you looking at? Nothing. Your little sweet prints on your phone, aren't you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you know, too much, I think. Yeah, it's too much scrolling.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Your hours this week.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Doom scroll.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I look?

[Andreas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andreas]

12 hours.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's because of the Lexa Pro. I think it's a lot. What do I Google again?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Not Google, But I'm at 11 hours today.

[Bobby Lee]

My average is seven hours a day.

[Carlos]

Six and a half.

[Bobby Lee]

Not bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Seriously, Daily average. Mine says seven hours. Yeah. It's bad, right? What's yours?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Mine's only at five and a half this week.

[Andrew Santino]

What's yours?

[Bobby Lee]

Seven.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Mine's seven, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, seven seems normal.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Seven hours a day is crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, why?

[Andrew Santino]

Because you're constantly looking here for seven hours of it. It's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I mean. I mean, what's. What's the usual average? Four hours?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Oh, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, Caveman had none.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, that's problematic. Phone usage exceeding five. Yeah. For high risk, for mental health issues, depression, anxiety, reduced productivity. Here's good news. Got them all already?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you already have?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So when you're. When you already have anxiety and depression.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So big deal.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Also reduce productivity. I don't believe that at all. We're the most productive team I've ever met in my entire life. All of us are on our phone all the time. But anxiety and depression, for sure. For sure. But I didn't build these machines. They were given to us. Yes, we are a subject of the machine. You want to blame someone, blame Musk. He didn't have anything to do with it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he didn't. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs. Yeah, he's gone.

[Andrew Santino]

Steve Jobs.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

I was thinking about, like, the jobs I've had in the past.

[Bobby Lee]

So many bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you know, I mean, like, my coffee shop got job. Here you go.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's a. You could blame some of those. You could blame some of your current issues on some of those past jobs. Yeah, but it's not worth it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I begin to think that it's probably not healthy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm beginning to think the phone's not healthy. Every time I look, I should be reading a book, but I can't be shook. I'll get back on the ground.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Is this healthy, just sitting there and doing nothing? Yeah, just sitting there and just. I'm being real. I've been trying it being. Yeah. Just I. Sometimes I'll wake up, I'll sit down. I have a little chair, a comfy chair.

[Bobby Lee]

It is a little, little chair.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a little tiny chair. Yeah. I mean, it's very comfortable, though. And I'll sit there for like, half an hour and do nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's very good for you. Yeah, very good. It's collecting yourself, but, you know, here's the deal.

[Andrew Santino]

But then tragedies occur in my mind.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me one.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, just like, you know, 911 when my dad used to beat me. Like, just crazy things.

[Bobby Lee]

You went from 911 to my dad used to be. That's still going through your head sometimes. I guess. You never forgot.

[Andrew Santino]

You never forget. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

12 years in retreat. We need to do something like this. A Buddhist retreat.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

The Longest meditations.

[Bobby Lee]

So Jetsnuma. Jetsun Ma, a Tibetan Buddhist, spent 12 years in meditation retreat in cave in north northern India. Similarly, extreme training in some Hindu traditions involved 12 years in a hermitage.

[Andrew Santino]

Jet Li did that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

People go, where's Jet Lee been? He's been meditating since the last movie, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what he said. I was meditating for the last 15 years.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what he said. Now I'm back. Like, back for what? You're a thousand years old now. No one wants to see you.

[Bobby Lee]

It's believed in some Buddhist traditions that the Buddha himself meditated for 49 days under the body tree. 49. He couldn't get to 50, huh? Just couldn't knock out one day to round up. Yeah, I mean, that's right. That seems pretty weak.

[Andrew Santino]

It's week, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Decades in a lifetime. Tuk dam. Some Tibetan monster said to enter a state of tukam, a dead but not dead state of deep meditation where the body does not decay for weeks after clinical death. They're doing what you do in the tiny chair.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I took them in the chair.

[Bobby Lee]

Tuck d in the chair. I'll be tuck ding. Oh, so that guy's tuk dum right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, zoom, zoom in. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Got to give me a picture of a tuk dum.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

I think that might be post Tuk dum.

[Andrew Santino]

You took them with your eyes open. That's. That's better. I think.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm hoping we took this Dom off the screen at some point. Yeah, I mean this is crazy. And by the way, we're not insulting these people. This is brilliant and amazing and beautiful. It just. It. I mean he looks uncomfortable. He does not look. Yeah, he doesn't look comfortable.

[Andrew Santino]

That sure doesn't look tempurpedic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, imagine how bad your ass would hurt. Oh, go to that picture on the left of it of the one you have on right now. Just left this is mummified. And took them.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. You zoom in.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

The Buddhists claim this guy's in Tuktam, but still.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well they think he's not dead still. Yeah, they claim down they're collecting his Social Security. That's why. No, he's still getting the payments. He's alive. He's just in Tuktam right now. Yeah, yeah, just cashing government checks. No, no, no. He's. He's in there. He's there.

[Andrew Santino]

Him. Hair, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Gotta have hair.

[Andrew Santino]

And you gotta have so much hair, man, if you don't, you know. I mean. No, no offense, Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

When it happens.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it happens, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

Are you excited to go out east to shoot?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't. Excitement's the word.

[Bobby Lee]

Why not?

[Andrew Santino]

It's good to act again. Yeah. But it's not an excitement.

[Bobby Lee]

That's got to feel good.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, My problem is this is that and this is true is I'm supposed to be a drunk in it, and I have a problem playing a drunk. I did it one time with that Vince Vaughn sketch I did like five years ago for Bill Burr, and I don't know if it's real. Yeah. I mean, so it's like, how do you play a drunk guy? Because there's ways to do it that's like, so sketchy that it's like it doesn't feel real.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I see.

[Andrew Santino]

How do you play?

[Bobby Lee]

I think if you're an actual alcoholic and you're drunk, you wouldn't know the difference. So you should just be kind of like lethargic and normal. You just be lower energy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like let's do.

[Andreas]

The trick is to pretend not to be drunk. Drunk. Which is what drunks do, right?

[Bobby Lee]

So here you go.

[Andrew Santino]

Ready? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's your name in the thing? Chang.

[Andrew Santino]

Jimmy.

[Bobby Lee]

Jimmy Ochang.

[Andrew Santino]

Just Jimmy.

[Bobby Lee]

Jimmy, what's been going on at the shop today?

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, man.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Already? Already too much?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

You're acting all right. What's been going on in the shop today, Jimmy?

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't come into the shop today, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Why didn't you go into the shop?

[Andrew Santino]

I just, you know, I don't work every day, man.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't work every day? We pay you to be here every day.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah, my bad. I, you know, didn't. I woke up late, you know, I woke up late and I. Yeah, it's my bad, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it bad or.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, then you do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Hey, Jimmy, why didn't you come into work today?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, man. I don't need to. You leave me alone.

[Andrew Santino]

See, that's good. But you're acting drunk. No, you're not.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm acting disinterested and over it. You have to pick a pick. Here's what we have to do with you to do it again, Jimmy. Jim, did you come into the. Did you go into the shop today?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, man. I was there. I went in. I came in, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Did any customers. You're doing a little San Diego?

[Andrew Santino]

I am.

[Bobby Lee]

No, man, or dude or bro. Just give me.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, man. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What? What's going on? Why didn't you go to the shop today, Jim?

[Andrew Santino]

I came into the shop, man. Man. Again,

[Bobby Lee]

we got it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I don't think we got it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we got it. Hold on. Yeah, you came into the. So did you not see any customers today?

[Andrew Santino]

Of course I saw customers. I mean, that's what I do.

[Bobby Lee]

You saw customers?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I bet. Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

How many customers did you see today?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. Frank O' Neill came in.

[Bobby Lee]

Mr. O' Neill came by. He's been dead for 13 years.

[Andrew Santino]

Frank what?

[Bobby Lee]

Frank O', Neill, who owns Oneals Breaks?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but you know his wife, Lucilla?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Lucia. Jimmy, what's going on?

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean? I'm fine, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sorry, Larry. I'm fine. I'm fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Larry, I need to talk to you in my office.

[Andrew Santino]

All right?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

What's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

Have you been drinking on the job?

[Andrew Santino]

I had a drink.

[Bobby Lee]

What did you have?

[Andrew Santino]

I had a little drink.

[Bobby Lee]

What did you have to drink a beer? How many beers?

[Andrew Santino]

One beer, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

How big was.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sorry for saying dude again. Sorry, guys.

[Bobby Lee]

How big was the beer? Jimmy, who are you talking to?

[Andrew Santino]

Who.

[Bobby Lee]

How big was the beer?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

How big was the beer?

[Andrew Santino]

It was a beer. You know? How big do beers get?

[Bobby Lee]

That's good. That's very. How big do beers get? Is great. Yeah, yeah, that's. Actually.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll just play with it over there.

[Bobby Lee]

But I like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because then it's not playing drunk. You're playing disinterested.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm playing disinterested.

[Bobby Lee]

And I like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I think disinterest is what an alcohol.

[Andrew Santino]

Because when you watch it, you're like, they're playing drunk. I don't like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't like.

[Andrew Santino]

How do you do it? How do you do meth? That's another. Let's. How do you do. Let's do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I've told you. I told

[Andrew Santino]

you.

[Bobby Lee]

We go to the same guy, told him this. Doing that anymore, all right.

[Andrew Santino]

And leave me the gaze with it. I don't feel like it was made out of wood. And the woods I used for the

[Bobby Lee]

brick and the bridge swallowing ever again. Louisa.

[Andrew Santino]

Luisa never came home.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm hungry. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The peanut butter and jelly sandwich we made last night.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's get one.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's get one right now. Yeah, let's eat it. What do you think? All right, let's do. Let's see what all they give me. Let's do acid.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do fentanyl.

[Andrew Santino]

Fentanyl. I don't know how to do.

[Bobby Lee]

One, two, three.

[Andrew Santino]

So mean.

[Bobby Lee]

What was it called?

[Andrew Santino]

So mean.

[Bobby Lee]

What was the Buddhist thing called?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Tucked them. Tucked them. Yeah, we just talked them to. I think you're gonna play a great role. I think you shouldn't be. I think you should be.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they'll give me notes, you know. I mean, but that's the only thing that I'm, like, a little nervous about

[Bobby Lee]

because it's like, well, have you read the scripts? So, you know, you're ahead of the game.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm ahead of the game.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I haven't memorized the lines yet, but it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, have I. Be real. Have you ever memorized lines? Yeah, of course.

[Andrew Santino]

I memorize lines for all. All the things I've done. I've memorized lines.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you think when I'm on, like, Sex in the City, where I'm just making it up. No, they're like. You have to say it word for word.

[Bobby Lee]

So they wrote those things that you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I memorize them days before.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm saying. You do days? Yeah, I don't do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You do it on spot.

[Bobby Lee]

I do it the morning of.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know how that's possible.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I get in the trailer and I just do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. You know John Cho does that. I saw him do that once.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll read it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll read it before, and then I'll memorize the sides that day.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I have to do it the night

[Bobby Lee]

before because if I ingest it prior to that, I get. I don't. It gets too scrambled eggs in my mind. So if I read it, I understand what the scene is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then in my trailer or whatever, I'll just. I'll get the lines then.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And take by take, if it's a huge piece, if it was like a thing we did sometimes on I'm Dying in here, I'd have, like, a page and a half.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Of a monologue.

[Andrew Santino]

Days before.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. The night before. I just do chunks. I divide it into chunks, and I use a keyword to continue on my next chunk, and that keyword indicates what the next piece is. So I just kind of like. I don't like how you divide up an hour. You're 15. 15, 15, 15.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you forget when you're there all the time? Yeah. Yeah. But it's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

They got to be patient. It's all. We're. We're gonna edit this. It's not live. This is Birdman.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, I couldn't. If they were like, we're gonna do it one take, I'd be like, fire me. Fire me right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, right.

[Bobby Lee]

I could never fire me right now.

[Andreas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Shoot me on. Shoot me. Let me die in the scene.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And also, it's like you. I. Sometimes I need another actor there to calm me down. I. I remember Oliver Hudson pulled at the pilot for splitting up together. He had to pull me aside and goes, you're all in your head. It doesn't matter.

[Andreas]

You know?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, just say your line, you know, and. And then it was fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What? Good.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a. What. What a nice thing for him to do.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, you know, you're allowed to make mistakes. Say your line. It's. Everything's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to say something. Obviously, now that we're in the world of speaking about actors, this will be long After. But rest in peace to the great James Vanderpeik.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't. You know, I can't even po. You know what I hate? Rest in peace. I knew. I knew. I worked with him before.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And what a nice guy. He did Tiger Belly as a. Just, you know, what a nice guy.

[Bobby Lee]

And you didn't post a memorial.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't post anything because of the fact that I'm just.

[Bobby Lee]

It bothers me a lot that people

[Andrew Santino]

do it when they, you know, they have. I have photos with him, you know, that could go, you know, rest in peace, brother. And, you know, and I. There's. I asked around, I go, why don't I not want to post it? Because when I see it, it bothers me.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, Hollywood does that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it's a little performative, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Performative.

[Bobby Lee]

Sometimes. I mean, look, it's a. It's a way to cope. So. So for some people, they put the picture up because it means something to them. They want to say, I had a relationship with this person I really loved. But for some people, it's a little performative. Like, for some people, it's like, you could go up to them after you saw them take that. Put that post later that night, you'd run into them and be like, hey, man, I'm really sorry about your friend James. They'd be like, james? What do you mean? Yeah, and you're like Vanderbeek. And they go, oh, yes. Yeah, but what a bummer. You like some people, you can tell it's baloney. And some people, it's very real. But you. But I get what you're saying, it's hard to post.

[Andrew Santino]

He's just, you know, he was an authentically nice person. Yeah, he really was super easy to be with, very helpful on set. And, you know, I wasn't, like, super close to him. You know, we did a series together, and then we would hang out a little bit after that when he. Before. When he lived here in L. A. Yeah. And like I said, we parted together, but, you know, what a loss. And it's just super sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's about.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a real bummer.

[Bobby Lee]

The good ones go.

[Andrew Santino]

Because some people that are fucking fucked twadds are still alive.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, let's name it. We'll put up a list, right? I'm not gonna put a loo.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone knows what I'm talking about. But it's like, yeah, there are people that. Yeah. So it's like, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

What does it mean? Life is Precious life is short. We should get screened. He did talk about that. So we'll do the body screening because he talked about it, because he got. He got diagnosed quite young. What is he, 46 or something?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Andreas]

I mean, yeah, 48, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, that's a young. That's a terribly young death, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

And the children. He has so many children. It's just. They're just gonna be robbed of, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

He had a lot of kids. Yeah, he did.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

They're at almost 2 million on their GoFundMe.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

The Vanderbank Vanderbeek family has a GoFundMe, and they're almost at 2 miles.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Send me the. That. Go find me.

[Bobby Lee]

Seriously?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This is. I don't want to. I don't want to make anything that would be misconstrued here, but. How much. How much are you gonna give?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you want to be real?

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, you brought it up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've done this before, and I'll be. You want my. Honest, you know. Well, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If you really want him to send

[Andrew Santino]

it to you, probably a grand.

[Bobby Lee]

Thousand American dollars.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So they wanted 1.5, and they got 2 million already. And they. I hope they get as much.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, they already exceeded it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But I hope they.

[Andrew Santino]

Nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, well. So now you're not gonna give anything?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

No, she wants some.

[Andrew Santino]

A grand.

[Bobby Lee]

I think the family deserves as much as they can for losing.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you gonna contribute?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, someone gave $30,000.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Anonymously.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's anonymous? Anonymously, they gave $30,000. You know you would.

[Andreas]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Never?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'll do it right now. Anonymously.

[Bobby Lee]

30 grand.

[Andrew Santino]

Not 30 grand. Not 30 grand.

[Bobby Lee]

The point I was making, if you gave 30 grand, you.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't either. Then you either, pal. That's rude that you wouldn't even say something like that.

[Bobby Lee]

You'd want people.

[Andrew Santino]

If I had 30 grand to give, I would do it anonymously.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't raise your voice. And you have 30 grand to give, and you could do it, but you. But you would put your name up there. That's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

The dao, Anyway.

[Bobby Lee]

Raise your hand if you agree. He'd put his name up there. Go ahead. See? Yeah, you would. You know you would. And here's why you're giving the money. It's not. It's not bad, but you'd go, hey,

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you why I wouldn't. You see what I can. I can. I can. I.

[Bobby Lee]

Sure. You know Fight your case.

[Andrew Santino]

Fight my case.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. You're not gonna. I want to bring it back to Stardew Valley. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

As everything does.

[Andrew Santino]

Everything life always does.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Should.

[Andrew Santino]

So in Stardew Valley, there is a character named Pam.

[Bobby Lee]

Love Pam. We have a crush on Pam.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And he has a daughter named Penny. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Pam is a guy. I thought that was a girl.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a woman.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you said he has a daughter named it.

[Andrew Santino]

And she. She drives the truck. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, go back to Pam.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Penny saw it.

[Bobby Lee]

Pam could be both. You know, Pam is pretty.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so who knows. Who knows what that is? Right? So they live. Pam and Penny live in a trailer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. That. That I can see by the photo.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so they live in a trailer. Right? They're. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, what is this with trailers and redheads? They always. We all grew up. Yeah, yeah, we do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that, you know, because they have red hair. And I love you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And so, you know, I. So there is a some in the game. You can get rid of the trailer and build them a brand new house.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And you don't get any points for. Don't do that with Penny. Don't do that with Penny.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't get any points for building them a house.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But there is a little dialogue thing where. Okay, okay. Somebody said, don't get me hard, David. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that Penny porn?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's Penny porn. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not.

[Andrew Santino]

Because she is somebody that I do marry in the game.

[Bobby Lee]

So you're in love with Penny.

[Andrew Santino]

I love Penny. And that just got me like, you know, man. Anyway, dude, don't get me started with Penny.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway. Interesting. All right, let's keep you move on. Can we move on for a minute?

[Bobby Lee]

That's in your little chair at your reflection time. She'll make you cocktum or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

So anyway, there's a thing in it where the carpenter goes to you, Robin. She goes. Should we. Should I tell him that you gave him all this money to build it or. Or should we just, you know, I mean, just keep it anonymous. And I always choose anonymous because it's like. But you. You don't get any perks either way. Like, what does it matter? You know?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

But I always choose not anonymous.

[Bobby Lee]

So you think.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, I do.

[Bobby Lee]

Valley. Penny.

[Andreas]

I'm sold. Yeah, I'm sold on your.

[Andrew Santino]

Because ethically, I'm just like that.

[Andreas]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Last year when I sent out my special Olympics thing, Andrew Dunn. Two grand anonymously.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

And you didn't respond to the message.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because I don't respond to anything you said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not a good case. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The only reason you knew it was me is because I gave a jokey name.

[Carlos]

You said Generous Gary or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And I would have done the same

[Bobby Lee]

thing, you know, I mean, but only, you know.

[Carlos]

Okay, so coming up again, I'll send you another.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'll send whatever. You know, I mean, my point.

[Bobby Lee]

Nakamara is so funny.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If your nickname would be Sneaky Nakamara.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Yeah, do Sneaky Nakamura. But my point is, is this. I would do it anonymously, so I think you're wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That's my defense.

[Bobby Lee]

It's fine. I'm excited to see your name up there on the GoFundMe.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And, you know, I will say this. I'm glad we never said anything about James on the show prior, because people blame us all the time that when we talk about a celebrity, they pass away.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

We already did it.

[Bobby Lee]

Remember Catherine o'? Hara? I know we did that. We spoke about her and then weeks later she died.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's not true.

[Bobby Lee]

It is true. We've done it so many times on the show and people bring it up. I guess the guy said, we've done it. There's people that track how many times we've talked about people for some reason.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's do an experiment right now. We'll throw out a name and just

[Bobby Lee]

see Willie Nelson still alive.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

William Shatner also alive. 94.

[Andrew Santino]

William Shatner is a good one.

[Bobby Lee]

Clint Eastwood. That's a good one. If I was going to do a death poll.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I don't wish death on any of these people, but if you. Once you reach 90, don't you feel like you did it? You really did it. You lived a full. Imagine if you got to 90 and you're like, I just don't know if I've lived a full life. Yeah, 90.

[Andrew Santino]

You did it.

[Bobby Lee]

95. Who's the oldest up there? Lee Grant, an actress. Turned 100 in 20. 26. Oh, 101 is Eva Marie Saint.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andreas]

She's the girl in north by Northwest.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. And she won Academy Award for North by Northwest, right? Yeah. She's 101, but she lives. What did they say? So sad. Well, everyone she knows is dead. You know, that's something my grandmother used to say. She's like, all my friends are dead. You live to 90. All your friends are gone. Well, and who can they talk to? Yeah, like imagine your grand. Imagine a 97 year old woman now, yeah, Going, what is going on? And everyone around her is like, six, seven.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like I'd want to be out of here. Like if that's the world, everyone's vaping.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but when I'm old, I'm gonna talk to Neroy.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry, Neroy? Who's that?

[Andrew Santino]

He's my robot.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, your little robot.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello, I'm Neroy. Hello, Neroy. What's going on today?

[Bobby Lee]

Can you stop jerking off, Bobby? I have to watch this all of the day.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but wouldn't I have an AI robot that talks to me?

[Bobby Lee]

All that. You're going to get it. It's doing backflips now. This fucking weirdo thing from robotics from. From Boston Dynamics. They can literally. They just did a complete. What do you call that? The. The in gymnastics when they do the turnover. There it is. There it was. It just did it. Yeah, there it is. Doing a backflip. Look at this.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's in slow motion.

[Andrew Santino]

That's incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at this.

[Andrew Santino]

Boston Dynamics, you said?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Look at. Watch this. End of society. That's the end of society.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If it can backflip, it can us up.

[Andrew Santino]

It can. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's gonna learn to beat our ass. Is this the one word fell? There's one word falls. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's what you get.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Thinking you're like us running on ice. Aha.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah,

[Bobby Lee]

pause it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a two years away for perfection, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

How funny. Imagine he goes back with the other robots when they're like, you know, they're down at night.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And they're like, we saw you fall.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's like, no, you didn't. He's like, yes, we did. You ate. You suck. You suck. You suck. They're going to take you apart tomorrow, you know, they're going to be so aware, so they're going to reach awareness where they know.

[Carlos]

What if it was falling on purpose? To give us a false sense of security.

[Bobby Lee]

Now you're really. Now, dude. Now you're digging in.

[Andrew Santino]

You're digging it.

[Bobby Lee]

You think they were falling on purpose to trick humans into thinking they're still flawed. But they have the technology. They already know. They know. Gosh, yeah, you're right.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't believe they have fingers.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you want those for?

[Andrew Santino]

One side? Yeah, he reads his fingers.

[Bobby Lee]

Gang robots.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you meet Illuminati.

[Bobby Lee]

What's that? Blood?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I used to grow mushrooms with my buddy in a Tupperware underneath his bed. We inoculated the spores and all that stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it the hallucination?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the magic mushroom. Yeah. Imagine we just were doing shiitake. Nah. Yeah, just good old woodier mushrooms. Yeah, yeah. No, we were doing Matt. We grew mushrooms under his bed. It was kind of. It was amazing. We ordered the spores offline.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

It was the back, like, new Internet, you know, where you, like, dig to, like, find out the web where you could buy illegal drugs. And we. And we inoculated.

[Andrew Santino]

How long did it take to grow it?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I. My frame of reference would be bad, so a couple of weeks to a month or so. I don't really remember.

[Andrew Santino]

Did it work?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they weren't that strong. I remember drying them out and they just weren't that good. And, you know, and we're probably already smoking weed and drinking, so you're like, maybe they are working. Who knew if they are ever work.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But I did mushrooms one time with my buddy Tyler. We went to a haunted house. And that was one of the just insanely stupid things to go to haunted house. Tripping balls. Yeah. It's not fun. You want to be in. You want to, like, be really, you know, relaxed when you're on mushrooms.

[Andrew Santino]

I like going to a mall on drugs. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, no more for you. Never again.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

No, Bobby.

[Andrew Santino]

Who knows?

[Bobby Lee]

Robert.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, it's funny because I. I don't. I never wanted to go in public spaces when I was on drugs. That was. What. So. That was so stupid. I never wanted to do that.

[Andrew Santino]

What's that?

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Dude, they have, like, psychedelic simulators on

[Bobby Lee]

you for guys that are sitting at home tripped out. They want to look at stuff on.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, let me see. Let me see one.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Like, if you're, like, sober, what it would be like to do mushrooms. That is so realistic.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow. That is.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

Wow. Things spiral and stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. The movement of things is always what got me. That's why it was hard to go places.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

This is what it's like for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Every day I'm thinking about. We're thinking about getting another dog and here. And let me tell you why. Why she found a dog that is not in good shape, that has not a lot of years left.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but get a new one.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, but listen.

[Andrew Santino]

But she said, no, get a brand new one.

[Bobby Lee]

Said, wouldn't you rather help this dog and have its last few years be amazing other than sitting in a. Whatever, you know, in a shelter or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I. Can I be. Can I have an argument against it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so we did that. We have one named Remy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who I love. Like, I love all my animals.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so you sold me on that. I'm in.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. But I've had four years with Remy. Right. Where I could have had 15, 16 years from me.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought you were gonna be like, I thought he'd be dead by now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And. And a year ago, the vet was like, you should really think about putting him down. And we can't do it.

[Guest or Sponsor Voice]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Let life do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. But Remy is like. Like, dude blind, spine twisted, you know? Like, just right, you know? And it's so hard. But how.

[Bobby Lee]

Imagine how much better Remy's life is with you than it would be anywhere else.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. We do give him a great laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

See?

[Andrew Santino]

Nice treats, everything.

[Bobby Lee]

Think about that. Think.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, Maybe get one.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, give me the argument of why. Why?

[Bobby Lee]

You just gave it to me.

[Andrew Santino]

I just. Oh, I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because you love it, and it's amazing, and it's better off there than it is some stupid show.

[Andrew Santino]

I did.

[Bobby Lee]

We did save him because the shelters suck ass. They're not fun. They don't have.

[Andrew Santino]

They were gonna kill Remy, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

By the way, the shelter for dogs is a retirement home for adults. Hospice. And you're just locked in a room that. Yeah, I want to die at my house. I want to die free.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, do it, though, right? I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't you want to die in your own. Like, in your own volition instead of in a hospital?

[Andrew Santino]

But let's. Your. Your current dog, see if they get along.

[Bobby Lee]

We. Yeah, you have to introduce them.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What if they don't get along?

[Bobby Lee]

Then you just keep one in one room and.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. I don't think.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. That's hard.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's hard, but it's a risk

[Bobby Lee]

you're willing to take.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And if they don't get along, then the. The new dog, you put it outside, you open the door, and you. You know, and you say, we'll see you when we see you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Good luck out there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They're okay, Your friends. Coyotes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I. I think it. I think we got to give it a whirl because it's worth the.

[Andrew Santino]

Where are you gonna go? Humanity.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are we going to get it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. There's a. There's a shelter up in the valley, in the North Valley.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you ever go just randomly?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you why I don't go.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because it makes Me so sad.

[Andrew Santino]

Me too.

[Bobby Lee]

So it gets me overwhelmed. And I'm like, I, I, I. I can't save all this stuff. And it just makes me feel sad and yucky. It gets me just up. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The reason why I don't go is because every single animal I have is the. Or those visits where. Let's just go check it out.

[Bobby Lee]

And then you get one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And you get one. Every single animal was like that. So eventually, like, we can't even go, because I will take one home.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I mean. It makes me too sad to be like, well, what are we gonna. You gotta fix all this stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How hard.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so hard.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, God. Some of it's so sad. And you just want to. You try to justify your mind. It's like, well, we can, you know, man, you know, we can get a bigger house.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You'll change your entire life.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, it's too hard.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'll say this, you know, I'm excited. I'm excited for the springtime.

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you excited every day, springtime here?

[Bobby Lee]

Because. Because when spring has sprung.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So does our love.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, your love for what?

[Bobby Lee]

You.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't for me. My bad.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't spring sprout.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I don't spring from. For you. No.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. All right.

[Andrew Santino]

It dies for me.

[Bobby Lee]

It's fall. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. It turns into fall for me, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

My. My love for you stays the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Never changes. Good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's deep but shallow at the same time. It's a. It's a combo. It's a combo deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's because you're. You have a tiny vaginal canal.

[Andrew Santino]

That's rude.

[Bobby Lee]

Everything.

[Andrew Santino]

Those are fighting.

[Bobby Lee]

Everything feels deep.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

For you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you for being a bad.