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Not available in all states or situations. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
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White dude and an Asian dude.
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You two are disgusting. We're bad friends.
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Monkey philosophy. You know, he was giving me. He was giving me monkey philosophy.
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Who was giving you monkey philosophy?
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What? Toto right there, dude, from wizard of Oz. Give us some monkey philosophy, dude. It's really helpful.
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What? Give me a monkey philosophy. I was just.
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He goes, you don't.
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You're sick again, dude. The guy, every time he. I was just telling. Yeah, I was just telling, monkey, I'm living today.
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He goes. He goes, dude, you suck when you grab. When you grab one branch, don't let go. Only grab this one when you like.
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What is it?
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I said you don't want to let go of the branch before you grab the next one.
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Yes, that's what it is.
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I know. That's all monkey philosophy.
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That's Uncle. I love monkey philosophy. Hey, give us some more I love monkey philosophy.
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Last night, Bob, I watched the, the disappearance of the girl from the cruise ship. Did you watch this documentary already?
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No, I only watched the one with Asian people in it. The one that disappeared at that hotel, remember? And she, they found out her in the water tank.
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Oh, I love that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I only, only Asian girl disappearances. I do. Okay. Was she white?
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She's a white.
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Yeah. Don't tell me about it because I'm going to watch it.
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Amy Bradley. It's fantastic.
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Okay.
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Drive you nuts.
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It will.
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It'll drive you nuts.
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Did she end up in a tank?
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She.
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I only watch it when she end up in a water tank.
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She ends up on a tank. They force her to be in the army after this. Wow, she's got the haircut.
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Yeah. I don't want to go. I don't want to rip on her because I, I, I don't know if.
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You don't know if she's dead. That's funny.
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That's. Or dead.
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That's so conscious of you.
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No, I'm very mindful about things like that.
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I gave you so. I gave you so many compliments this morning on that show and we talked about you very wholeheartedly about you being.
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My Goes and goes again last.
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You're my best friend.
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I love you too.
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Dude, no, no. Look at me. Look at me. China. Did they serve alcohol? Was your last meal? Did they Sabakal with your last meal?
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Yeah. What was your last meal?
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Honestly, dude.
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Yeah.
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You're so illiterate, it's crazy.
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You're a little red. That's what I'm asking.
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But you have a little red.
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Did you drink a little.
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Am I red because I was in the sun? I'm orange. Better serve alcohol with your last meal.
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What was your last meal?
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How quickly will I ship you back to Spain, pig? You want to go back to Spain, pig? Do you hear his cough? Do you hear him literally sick coughing in the booth?
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Did you get co or what?
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No, just a regular, regular cough.
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Dude, perfect comedic timing. That's like when my dog farts and stares at me.
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When did you get it?
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You have covet again. There's no doubt.
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When did you get this? Like a few days ago.
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So we're gonna get sick. I know.
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It's so doing here. You suck. You suck. He shows up to the show sick. Look, go ahead, look it up.
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You look terrible.
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I want to share everything.
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Yeah.
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I hate him.
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No wonder you did monkey philosophy.
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Yeah. Oh, monkey flu stuff. He's got monkey. Give us another monkey philosophy. Idiot.
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Well, I just learned something about dating.
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There's this new trend called shreking.
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He's trying to segue into a clip that to rip on me.
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I respect.
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I don't like it.
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I respect.
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Okay. What's Shreking?
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Shreking is going viral now.
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What is shreking?
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Shreking describes the act of dating down on purpose. The idea is that you pick someone you believe is less attractive than you because you think they'll be grateful, worship the ground you walk on, and never hurt you.
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They're saying that the girls are shreking you.
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You're Shrek, my g. You're a little Asian Shrek. Shrek. There you are. Shrek.
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Okay, well, you know what, Fiona?
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I have awaited so wrong for this moment. Dude, Asian Shrek was way better than Scottish Shrek. Donkey, where do I. Donkey, stop playing around the Donkey. That's you. There's. You're Shreking you. Do you. You get Shrek.
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Okay, let me.
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All right, stop it, guys. First of all, the bit is over. That's not funny.
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Let me get this straight.
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Bobby gets women that are in his league because they're beautiful and so is he. So that's not funny.
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So you're saying that. Okay, let me just. Let me get this straight. You're saying that human women, right. Think that I'm some sort of mythological creature.
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Kind of.
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Yeah. And they're dipping down.
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They're not dipping down. They're choosing.
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Choosing lower.
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Lower. So. Because they know you'll be wonderful, grateful, appreciative.
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But I. I believe that women are attracted to me, though.
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That's what Shrek says.
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What I'm saying. How do they get juice?
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What do you mean? How do they get.
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How does the juice occur?
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It's worth the squeeze, baby.
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Yeah. Huh?
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Money.
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Money.
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Yeah, he's the school. Yeah, he's got the money.
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Well, you know what? Okay, I'll date down that. I'll date my across and I will date fling, flame. You know, I mean some four foot two, you know, I mean ugly.
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Fling. Fling.
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Yeah, whatever, dude.
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Whatever you say.
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Yeah, whatever you say, dude. Because you know what? We got off on the wrong foot, I'll tell you that. I. I came in here positive, dude.
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So did I.
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You mean supporting your philosophies. You know what I mean? Listening to your last meal. I asked you a couple of times. What? Your last meal, you ignored me and now you rip on the way I look. And it's not a really good way to begin.
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First of all, I can't talk about the last meal. The episode doesn't come out yet until when this comes out. Second of all, I didn't rip on you. The guys in the booth did.
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You laughed like you when I fell on those fucking blades.
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It was funny. Yeah, it was funny.
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Okay?
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The guy brought up a funny beat. It's a funny beat. What is this not a comedy show anymore?
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It is.
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Why are you being so sensitive? What's going on with you? Right?
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Because maybe I'm ugly. Maybe I'm going through a spot where I'm looking in the mirror.
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Do you think?
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Yeah, I'm thinking about getting work done. I'm thinking about getting work done because of this kind of dude. All right, I'm going to get Botox. My eyes bigger, you know, I mean, a chin thing like Brad Pitt. I'm going to do the whole thing. Now you did that? Yeah. Now I'm going to look all up.
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Okay.
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All right, thanks. You know, do it. I, you know, I got out of Zimbie because people said I was fat.
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Now you look great.
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Yeah. Now I got to do something with.
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My face and you'll look better.
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Dude, you're proving the point. We're bullying you into being better.
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All right, I'll do it.
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No.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it.
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All I think you're good the way you are.
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I'm doing it all, but I'm doing what you.
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The point is, I never called you fat. Roll the clip.
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Right?
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I never called you fat.
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Yeah.
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I don't want you to get work done. And if I don't think I'm a fucking hot person, I have a little penis.
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You say.
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You say that.
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No, you've said that to me before.
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It is.
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No, it's not.
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It's fine.
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It's very good.
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It's very good is a little rude. Yeah, you're out of pocket. You have a regular ass dick.
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Yeah. But to call it. You know what I mean? The way you call it Toki the Funk. That's your dumb, dumb Tokyo. The dumb dumb.
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You call it Toki the Dum Dum.
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Okay, Number two. So no, you've called me fat before.
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Have I?
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Never heard that.
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Thank you.
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Oh, here we go. Oh, wow. A conspiracy.
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Oh, bro, everything is a conspiracy, man.
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So anyway, talking to the crew outside, and I won a little debate there in. Outside.
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What was the debate?
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Well, they had some Lord of the Rings tattoos on their bodies, which is nerdy.
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You like nerd shit? What are you talking about?
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No, I'm nerdy, too. And I gave them some trivia questions about Lord of the Rings, and they answered them quickly.
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Oh, they all knew the. They were hot on the lotr, huh?
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Yeah. The first question I asked was. What was. I can't even talk right now because of the Shrek thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
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Hard.
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Shrek hit you that hard? It's one beat.
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Yeah, it.
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It hit me.
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It's one joke.
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Yeah, but when you're going through, like, I'm ugly already in my mind, you're not. I know, but when I'm in my mind, you know, I mean.
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Shreko Tuna.
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So I asked the guys outside, get the donkey.
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What was Aragon's.
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We have to go to the castle.
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Stop bullying donkey. All right?
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What are you talking about? Shrek the Donkey is also.
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Did you go back to this?
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Did you see.
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Should we just go back to this?
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Did you see Drew Ski in white body?
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Yeah.
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It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. Drew Ski, who we love, who's trying to get on this show. He did white body, not white face. He became a white dude, went to NASCAR and was like, God bless America, dude.
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He looks white there.
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It's unreal. That's Drew.
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That's amazing.
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He's honking at people. He. Dude, a black guy Walked by. He spit on. He spit in front of this guy. He's so funny. Drew Ski maybe is the funniest guy on the Internet right now.
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Yeah. Can I do white?
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You can. Yes. You should do white body.
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Yeah. Who? Honestly?
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We should.
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We should. And you should be a different color. Yeah. Yeah. A color that.
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That's a little bit harder to sell.
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No, I know a color that. That's not gonna get in trouble.
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Okay. Which. What's that?
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It's just a tan Mediterranean man.
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Okay.
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Too close.
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What?
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You're right on the line.
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I know, but you could just say I'm from Morocco.
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You're walking on a lake in April.
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That's Africa. My bad.
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You're walking on a frozen lake in April.
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April.
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And it's just a little too.
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I see.
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It's too. Too late.
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Too late.
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The ice is going to crack, right? Yeah. Like, get off of the. Get off. April's a little too late for us.
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Well, if I go white, what can you do?
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I can be, like a. Well, I can be your white best friend, and we can say wild to people.
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Yeah.
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When we go out in public.
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What's wrong with our society where you.
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Can'T dress up in blackface?
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No. You could be an Indian guy.
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You want to. I should give you a history book.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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It's going to blow your mind.
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I could give you. You could be. How about this? You can be Korean, and I'm allow.
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You to do it if I'm with you. I could.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But also, Debbie.
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That'd be funny if he was Korean face.
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Well, we'd have to. We'd have to have you set up the clip. Like, you have to be like, yeah, yeah. This is my best friend.
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My best friend.
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We're doing the thing.
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I am forcing him to do this.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I quit the podcast.
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You just got my mom at gunpoint. You're like, do it.
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Yeah, do it. Yeah.
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No, we don't need to do that.
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Okay.
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That's for him. He did a great job.
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I just always wanted to.
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One face, but give me the LOTR trivia. You wanted to diverge. I'm so excited about it.
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Okay. I feel like the time has passed.
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No, time is now.
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Okay. Well, I asked, what was Aragorn's street name? Oh, yeah. Do you know the answer?
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Do I?
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Yeah.
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Do I?
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Yeah. What is it?
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No.
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What?
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The Strider.
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Strider Road.
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I don't know his last name in it.
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Oh, street name. I thought you meant, like, what street he lives on. I was like, I don't fucking know where he lives. His house.
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No one knows where Aragon lives.
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Well, that's a big flaw this year.
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He lives on in Gondor. Gondor.
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Now, what part of gondor? Because there's two nice Main street next.
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To the McDonald's behind the Starbucks.
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That's actually a bad part of the city.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So we're sending in troops to Gondor. We've got to clean up.
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The second question I asked was, what did. What did Gollum say to Frodo and Samwise Gan when they're going through the swamps?
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What did they say?
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Don't follow the lights. Okay. And then.
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That's for all six listeners.
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So then they asked me some, and then they. And then they stomped me. Right. Forgot even what they were as. But then I said that Dominic Monahan texted me this morning.
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Did he really?
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Yeah.
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What'd he say?
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I win.
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So you lost something and you made up for it with celebrity. With knowing.
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Hey, Carlos.
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Carlos.
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Hey. Dominic Monahan texted you.
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Yeah.
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Huge.
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Yeah, right?
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Famous actor. So whenever these fans do this about me in Hollywood, it's like, dude, you guys don't even know. This guy's just quiet about his. And he brings it out on me. So what I should do is start investing nerds.
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They try to bury me. When nerds try to bury you, what do you have to fight to fight back with? Hollywood?
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What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you.
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That's monkey philosophy, too.
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Oh, that is. Okay, Stop putting your hand up like that. It's weird.
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It's not this. Yeah, dude. Yeah.
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You're so close.
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I know, but you deserve it, dude. Yeah. Yeah.
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Dominic Monahan.
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Shut up. The people that you hang out with.
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Oh, really?
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Oh, Dominic Monahan. Who do I hang out? I don't hang out with? Anybody. Jimmy Kimmel last night. I did his television show.
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How was it?
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Jimmy Kimmel last night.
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How did it go?
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Great.
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Was it fun?
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He loves you. He literally loves you. That guy loves you.
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That was you last night.
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That was me.
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Amazing. You didn't do the big suit thing.
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It's funny. You know what the. You know what the. You know what the biggest joke of this is? So we bought the big suit. McCone, you got to return it for me.
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Okay.
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We bought the big suit, and then I decided it just looked like it didn't work. So then I called Blake Griffin. True. A true bit.
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Talk about Hollywood.
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Yeah, I knew. That's the comments.
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Hollywood. Yeah.
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They're gonna make you do this. When you do a Fucking special on Hulu, too.
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I will not do it.
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Oh, you won't do Jimmy Kimmel?
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I will not do any legacy media.
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Why?
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Because I'm going to just do my ecosystem.
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Good for you.
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Because I'm in the man of the people.
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Man of the people?
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Yeah. And you will see.
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You're a man of the people.
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I. I'm a fucking cult leader. What are you talking about?
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You're a man of the people who complains about not getting the perfect first class seat on a flight and bitches about the hotels that we stay at when they're not as fancy as they should be.
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Doesn't mean it, Bobby.
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Right, I mean it.
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You went out on the Internet, right?
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People.
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You liar, McCone.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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An ogre of the people. Ogre of the people.
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You know how much I've been getting about that?
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What, being an ogre?
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No, all that.
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What are you talking about? Oh, being in 52B. Yeah. Well, we put it out. We did it on this show.
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I know. You know how much fucking shit I've been getting about that.
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So you're not a man of the people. Stop lying.
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I lied.
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Okay. Stop lying.
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I'm not the man of the people.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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I'm a liar.
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No legacy media for you. Well, I want to do Jimmy Kimmel.
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It's here, right?
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I had a wonderful time.
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Tell me what happened.
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Well, the reason I did it. Well, look, that was Blake Griffin suit. I thought it'd be funny to borrow a 69 guy suit because that was funnier than the one we bought. It ended up kind of fitting. I was like, what the.
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That's the suit.
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That is a Blake Griffin suit.
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Oh, wow.
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Actually, a suit. And that pin I'm wearing, the. Why this was special to me, very truthfully, is that was an Uncle Frank pin. Who died. Passed away. His Uncle Frank, who was on the show. And Uncle Frank saw me 18 years ago do standup and told me I was dog, but I was going to be good one day. And I told the story on the show and he invited me to see Kimmel when I was a kid. And I met him 18 years ago on the show. And his Uncle Frank, who now has passed away, who was a big piece of the show, is the first time I ever got to go there. It was like a beautiful. It was actually. It was a beautiful moment.
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Everyone clap.
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I mean, it's not, not. Not being facetious. It was a beautiful moment in time. And I thought it was a really cool full circle moment for me to be Able to do that. Yeah, I know you're mocking it because you don't take anything serious. Because, you know, that's why you're a sad little fucking troll, you little Shrek. That's why you're a sad, little fucking fat Shrek. Do it. There you go.
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Bigger, bigger.
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Do it. There you go. Your insecurities are so fucking bleeding through your little eyes. You can't tell one sweet story without this little fucking filthy noodle being like, let's mock it. That's so funny, dude. You're funny. Fake laugh. Fake laugh.
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Oh.
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Oh, get over it.
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Oh, that was so fun. Oh, I'm so good. It's so good. I'm so good. That happened.
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Yeah, you. That I told a sweet story about. Sweet story.
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No, really is sweet.
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It was.
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Yeah. Wow. Do you have any. Do you have any more?
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Want to go toe to toe? Let's go. Let's hit. Let's hit. You want to go stroke for stroke? Dude, I'm on fire. I'm in sixth gear. Your car doesn't even go this fast.
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I'm sorry.
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Thanks.
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I'm sorry.
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We're back.
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That was bad. That was bad. Yeah.
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God, I love sorry.
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That. What? You know.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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I love you so much.
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I love it.
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Yeah, it was. You know what's so funny about doing legacy media stuff? It is funny that I did think afterwards, I thought, God, our show is so much more fun. We can say whatever we want. We don't think about it. We can, like, be it. You're thinking the whole time you do.
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I've never done that. I mean, the only time I've done panel is when I did the Tonight. Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea. What?
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You did Chelsea lately.
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Yeah, but that's not this.
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That's panel. What do you mean? That show was fucking huge.
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The highest rated show at the time.
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Are you out of your mind? That show, it was more famous than these shows by far. Chelsea had millions of viewers.
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Okay, but I've never done this.
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You remember that?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, I never. This is the first time I've ever done it. I've never done panel. I've never done couch.
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Really?
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No, I. I've literally never done. I did. Jim Carrey did it with me one time. We promoted I'm Dying up Here. It was his, and I was guesting on it. I've never done it on my own.
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Yeah, but you've done it.
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No, dude.
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Yeah, you did it with Jim Carrey.
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No, but I'm saying it was. Jim Carrey was on and we were like with him, he did it like we were there. I didn't me on the show.
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Okay. Culinary legend.
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Flavortown.
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Everybody.
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You don't know how long we've been waiting. This is.
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I've been waiting for two weeks.
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This is a moment in our life that we will cherish forever. You know, I watch you every day at my house. You're on my tv. Whether it's guys, grocery games, whether down or driving to die, you are on my TV right now. My dog watches you at night. We love you, dude.
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I'll tell you this.
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I love you.
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The dog pacifier. I like that.
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No, the dog loves the show because we leave it on when we leave the house. We go leave the TV on for noise.
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Yeah.
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And the dog likes to watch it.
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I'm a little bit more like you. I. I've go to. I mean, I don't put my dog to bed with me, but in that sense. That sounded so weird.
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Yeah.
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Do you know, I'm scared to death of coming in here with you, too.
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Why? Why?
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Because of what everybody else in the world says, including my sons, Hunter and Ryder. They're just like, you know, these dudes, like, go everywhere. There's, like, nothing they don't touch. There's nothing they won't say.
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Yeah, you don't. You touch everything.
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I touch it all. Yeah.
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Yeah, you fondle, Touch everything, but I don't. Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm glad I teed that up for you.
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Yeah.
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No, but you know what?
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We.
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We cater. We cater. Look at the lingo I'm using. Yeah, we.
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Right.
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We cater. Right. To make you comfortable so much. Right to the guests. Right.
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We did our mise en place to make sure.
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Yeah.
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That everything was the way that you wanted it to be. We wanted to be comfortable. You brought your crew, your family to us. Now you're a part of the Bad Friends family. We've been a fan.
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We've been plating it up for you.
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We've been plating it for you. And here's the appetizer. Bobby, show Your butthole?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's getting.
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You want to see my butthole?
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Yeah. Show him, dude. Just in case. You want to see my butthole guy, he's never seen.
B
You know what? Let's go to commercial break and then talk about that.
A
Yeah, yeah, I'll. Is that.
C
I don't know, dude.
A
Can you see my butthole?
B
Well, look, I'm gonna. I'm gonna pass.
C
He's gonna pass.
B
I'm gonna pass.
A
You know, that's rude. I'll tell you this right?
B
If.
A
If you cook me food, I would not pass.
B
Well, I think that and your butthole are two different things.
A
No, it's calamari.
B
Yeah.
A
You don't like calamari?
B
It's kind of a different calamari.
A
Okay, fine.
B
I do want to make one mention about feeling welcome and everything, because the porno chair that I'm sitting on.
A
Yeah.
B
Smells like tropitone. That's really.
A
Yeah.
B
That's awesome.
C
Well, we got these from a Diddy estate sale, so these things are fresh. Yeah, right off the block.
A
You want some lube? Because we have a lot.
C
We have so much.
B
I'm sitting in it right now. Yeah, you see, you're moisturizing with it.
A
I get your. I get your garbage pail nachos from Gold Belly.
C
So good.
A
Yeah. If I have a little party trash can, that's what.
B
Yeah, it's okay. I mean.
C
No, no, he's from. In Korea, they call him garbage.
A
Yeah, yeah. In Korea, we call garbage. Yeah.
B
I'm telling you. So I. I wanted to be prepared and make sure that I had seen everything that I'm supposed to see. I follow a lot with Tick Tock and I get the extras, but my. My sons and my. My admin, my. My guy Ian, show me all kinds of clips. It is just amazing that you two have not killed each other.
C
We almost did five minutes ago.
B
I want to hear about that. Yeah, but one of my favorite was the Gong.
C
Oh, yeah.
B
It's hidden in the back. I just would really like one gong moment if I could.
A
Wow. Okay. You're not an ally, then.
B
No, I am. I just.
A
You know what the Gong's for? It's an anal gong. You're gonna see my butthole. Okay, here we go.
B
You know how scared I was? You're gonna show me.
C
I'm like, yeah, he does. If you're lucky, you get to see it, guy. We're so happy that you are here. And you were talking right before we started rolling about the cigar that's in Is this your cigar? Is that what I heard?
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah. So I'm a big cigar smoker, have been forever. And matter of fact, it was one of the first things when I started building my brands and so forth. I would have scars and my agents and my manager and everybody said, now, you know, your little sister passed away from, from cancer. It's probably not a real good topic and so forth.
A
Did you smoke?
B
No, she didn't. She died, unfortunately. She had cancer when she was a little kid and then she. And then she got it older when she was 38, but lived a great life and she has an amazing son that we got to help run. Just graduated law school, but no. So I'm a big SCAR fan. My own. My grandfather smoked cigars. So I met a guy named Eric Espinoza and he said to me right off the bat, I don't want to make a celebrity branded cigar. And I said, well, great news because I don't want to make one either.
C
Right.
B
I just want to make badass cigars of the level that I like cigars. So it's called. My whole company is called Knuckle Sandwich. But that's what we call them. It's Knuckle Sandwich. The Knuckle Sandwich.
C
Cigars.
B
Sorry, do you smoke cigars?
C
No, but can you leave?
B
Absolutely. Cigars.
C
I'd love to try.
B
Matter of fact, I'm going to brand them and I'm going to send them to you with your, with your logo on. I will make them really sexy.
A
Where do you get the tag tobacco? Is it Cuban?
B
Nicaraguan? Nicaragua. So there's a big story about that, about how scars started and when they, when everybody left Cuba, you know, when the, the Castro time happened, a lot of people picked up and took the seeds with them and went to the Dominican Republic and went to Nicaragua and so forth. So the, this is all Nicaraguan. And this, like I said, this business partner, Espinosa that I have is really a chef of cigars.
A
Yeah.
B
And they're the real deal. So this is the habano. This is the first one we ever made.
A
As long as the tobacco is from Nicaragua, it's close to Cuba.
C
That's right next door.
A
Koreans eat Chinese rice.
B
But cigars get a bad. Cigars get a bad rap.
C
Cigars do get a bad rap. Why do they get a bad rap?
B
Because most people don't take care of their cigars. And they'll keep their cigars in their golf bag and they'll be like, hey man, I got some cigars. You want to Smoke them? Well, they're dried, they're dried out. They haven't been kept in the correct humidity, which is about 70%. And they get bitter and burnt and dry and they burn hot and acidic and they're nasty.
C
Right.
B
And I mean, I won't smoke about, sir, but if you take a cigar and you roll it in your fingers like this and it doesn't crackle, you probably have the right humidity. You can have too much humidity where it gets soggy and it doesn't draw right. But we draw test all of our cigars.
A
Do you smoke cigars when they're dry though, ever? Because it's when I used to have one of those, what do you call it?
B
Box humidor.
A
I had a humidor, right. And then I, I, I stuck it in a closet for years, right. And it opened back up and there was like this really stinky cigar.
C
Yeah, it's got to be done, right.
B
If it doesn't, I smoked it and.
A
It fell apart in my hands.
B
You have to take care of cigars. And that's the biggest thing that people misunderstand is that they get cigars given to them and they get really good cigars and they'll go and not properly humidify them and it just, they, they go to, they go away, they go to waste.
C
Yeah, but you don't waste them. How much these retail for? This is, is a good price or is it expensive?
B
Is a fancy middle price. I mean mid, mid priced. And we do a, a variety of them. This is the Habana, we do a Connecticut, we do a couple different Maduros and we do some special lines where we do some limited, you know, limited offer stuff. But yeah, this is, I'll get you into cigars because a lot of times and this is just like with food or this could be with anything. It could be with tequila. It could be. If people say they don't like it, I'll typically say, okay, tell me when you started not liking it. Like, when was that? Like Brussels sprouts. That's always one everybody hates.
C
I don't like them.
B
Okay. I bet you, I promise you. Well, you're Italian, you know, I mean, come on.
C
Yeah, Italiano. I don't, you know why I don't like. Everybody does. Everybody does them. And I'm like, I don't. Do I want it? I don't even know, do I like it? Do I like this? Do I like this? Again, we will try.
B
I will get you a cigar. I love this group over on the side, by the way.
C
Yeah, the window. Ask away. Any questions you have about these idiots, ask away. They're. I mean, honestly, they're. They're the Muppets in the window. And we keep them there because they're all different, unique species. Carlos is Mexican, and he's got an ongoing war going on with. That's Fancy B right there. That's Andres, and he's Spanish from Spain. And the kid in the back is just a pervert we found roaming the streets.
B
First one to shake my hand. Thanks. You'll feel better about myself now. Do you guys have Sanitize Validate?
C
Yeah. Squirt. Here, guy. Here, you need that?
B
Take that.
C
That's some.
B
Ask.
C
Guy. I need to ask you a real question because as an avid fan, a real, true avid fan, right. I can tell. Not everybody can tell, but I can tell when I do. When I watch Triple D. Right. When you don't like the food.
B
Really?
C
Now I can tell right away. Really now I can tell. It's based on your phrasing.
B
Tell me. Okay, okay, okay.
C
So.
A
But do the voice that is out.
C
Of bounds when I know.
B
I thought he only did impressions of.
C
You out of a bouncer.
A
I don't have an accent. I'm gonna tell you this right now, dude. I'm gonna tell you this right now in front of Guy Fury. Dude, that's gonna stop today because I.
B
Don'T have an accent.
C
Fine.
A
Sorry. Right.
B
I wasn't saying it.
C
When I know I look like Shrek.
B
Back to what you're saying. Okay.
C
When I know that you don't like something, okay. When I know that you're not as into something on Triple D, you quickly kind of go through it. You go, yeah, great stuff. And then the process, you make this, in which you move quickly through it. When you compliment, there's certain words and phrases, and also your. Your. Your guy language, your vernacular, you use right shifts when you're not as much into the food. And I can tell. True Triple D fans know. And I'm not going to call anything out, but I see it, I know it, and I can feel it. When I go, I'll literally turn to my wife and go, he doesn't like it.
B
You're literally just. You just broke into something there for a second. I can. I can tell. Yeah, I can tell.
A
He doesn't like.
C
I know.
B
No. Okay, so you're a little bit right in this.
C
Yeah.
B
Okay. If I don't like it, you don't see it.
C
Right. You cut it. You cut out. Right.
B
If you. If you don't if I don't like it, you don't see it. There's been a few times when we've gone to some joints where you haven't seen it, but that ended long ago. There's a difference between. Well, we'll take you guys. There's a difference between.
C
Wait, hold on.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
I gotta make sure I throw this.
A
All right.
B
Again, I'm still just getting over the fear of walking into the day.
A
Okay.
B
Why'd you lock the door when I walked in?
C
Just in case. Just in case the door took my keys.
A
Yeah.
B
Oh, thanks. By the way, to go to the bathroom, you have to have the P key. Yeah, the P keys.
A
Because there's going to be calamari time later.
B
Okay, my friend, welcome to leather. Okay, so there's. It's. It's kind of like you guys. It's. It's the. There's Sometimes you love, sometimes you really like, sometimes you like, and sometimes you're okay. And. And there's a lot of things that, like, I see all the recipes. I know everything that I'm going to taste before I pick it all. I pick the restaurants my team and I do. But then I really get down to the nitty gritty and say what I'm going to try. So I usually know before I get there if something is going to be in the right space. In the right. In the right technique and so forth. There are certain foods. I love certain foods. I'm okay with certain foods. Like, I'm not a big gravy guy. No. But I'm a huge Asian food fan. Massive.
A
Yeah. Okay.
B
But I'm also Italian and everything.
C
Okay, good. Thank you.
A
Can you make sushi?
B
I can make sushi. I was. I came down. Matter of fact, I came down to LA 20 years ago and studied sushi to open my first restaurant or one of my first restaurants.
A
Wow.
B
Which is called Texas Wasabis, Southern barbecue and sushi.
A
Wow.
C
I want that.
B
It was so badass because my wife didn't like sushi and my son Hunter, and I. Ryder wasn't born yet. Hunter and I love sushi and barbecue. Restaurants didn't really have the. The. So I thought, I'll make the ambiance and the different styles of food and I'll put in a fun, loud rock and roll joint.
C
Yeah.
B
It's called rock and roll Sushi barbecue.
A
Yeah.
B
And we kicked ass for a long time.
C
I don't know.
A
I mean. I mean, when you mix two. I don't know. When you mix, like, I. I'll I mean, I'm gonna be a clientele.
C
You're mixing. You're Korean and American. That's a mix. That's a good mix.
A
No, but in terms of foods, like. Hey, man, I'll take. My name is Billy. Hey, Billy. God, I love you. Rest. Shit. But anyway, what I want to say is I'll take some barbecue ribs, right? And get me some sashimi.
C
Why not?
A
No, it. Your. My stomach goes.
C
No, no.
B
No bueno.
C
It's delicious.
B
Just to be clear on that, you wouldn't do the barbecue before you did the sashimi.
C
That's right.
B
Can you go to a Japanese restaurant?
A
Oh, it's about what you go put out first. Oh, my God. You're right.
B
I think you're right. It's what you put out first.
C
It's what you put out first.
A
Oh, my God, you're so good.
C
Tell me, you think this guy became the mayor of Flavortown on accident? He was voted in.
A
He voted.
C
He was voted in. The masses agree. You oftentimes will have, like, a little bit of an appetizer, a little fish, something before you have a meat dish. This is very common when you go out.
B
Yeah. You get it raw. You get it raw first and only likes it raw. Your palate is. Is. It's. It's more subtle. I mean, if you go to a Japanese restaurant and you're gonna have. If you. If you're gonna have hamachi, you're gonna have nigiri, you're gonna have. You're gonna have, you know, a maki roll or whatever it may be, then you move in. If you go and have something.
A
You prefer nigiri or sashimi?
B
It really depends on what my carb load is, you know, I mean, okay, I. I think when the fish is fantastic, I'll have just sashimi.
A
Yeah.
B
When it's.
C
When it.
B
Good fish, I'll maybe just have a little rice to it.
A
Right, right.
B
You know, but again, that's the thing. Like, how fresh is it? Is it the type of fish? I'm a huge Magodo fan. You know anything in that tuna family? Where the hell did we start with this?
C
No, we go wherever.
B
We're back. We're back at Triple D. Yeah.
A
Yeah.
B
So back to the Triple D thing. So sometimes you bite into something.
A
Yeah.
B
It's like it's songs on an album.
C
This we like.
A
I love it. I'm now. Yeah.
C
Compare this to a great album that you love.
A
Yeah. Give me a great album here.
C
Give us a great album from your. Either your childhood. Give us an Album that you love.
B
Acdc. Back in Black.
C
Phenomenal. All right. Phenomenal. Now, this is kind of like Dish World for you. You see Back in Black as serving and food and appetite, don't you?
B
That's it. That's it. It's. It's an a. It's a culmination of all. Now, I will say that my pallet has grown to love every goddamn black and black song.
C
Sure.
B
You know, it's that way. But when you hear Back in Black, when that you just. I mean, it invokes the party. It reminds you of all the great things and bad things you've done. You know? Back in Black is that song.
A
Yeah.
B
So it's kind of along those lines that there's certain. You'll hear an album, you're one of your favorite bands to come out with an album, and you'll be like, man, I love that one. Okay. On that. But it'll grow on you.
A
Right?
B
So. But in the world of Triple D, there is, like, lose my mind, Love something like something and good with.
C
Something good with.
A
Is that restaurant still there?
B
The one that I didn't like?
A
No, no. The one that. With the sushi and the.
B
And the bar. Texas hobbies. It's not. But it might come back one day, bring it back. A lot of those. So my style of being a chef is I. I just cook what I like to eat.
C
Right.
B
And it drives my wife nuts. I'll come home and I'll be on the road for two or three weeks, and I'll come back and I'll just start cooking. And she'll be like, what are we having? And I'm like, well, don't you want to have Philly cheesesteaks and. And also some egg rolls? And then I'm also going to do some sashimi. And then I thought, on top of that, I get some braised oxtails. And then she goes, what? What? What? I go, I'm just. All of these things have been floating in my head. I'm hungry.
C
God, that's awesome.
A
I mean, when you're eating all those things, sashimi, all this, you know, I'm gonna do another acdc.
C
Please do another acd.
A
If you're rushing, this doesn't happen. Blasting back.
C
Blast in the Back.
B
Blast in the Back, which is the.
C
Second album they never released.
B
But I did buy a bootleg.
A
Yeah. If I mix them, sometimes I get.
B
The D. The big D. You've got some other.
A
Why are you laughing?
C
Sometimes the AC is not there, but the dc.
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
You might have some other dietary issues going on.
C
Oh, well, he's on Ozempic and that's restricted him a little bit.
B
He's fantastic, though.
A
Yeah.
B
I mean, I got to give you credit, man.
A
Thank you.
B
Whatever.
A
I'd be using it.
B
Yeah, no, but I. I'm just looking at you going, you're. You're definitely keeping your.
C
Well, he's keeping.
B
We're bringing.
A
No, you have water.
C
You have water.
B
No, I want lighter. I was trying to get Ian to get off his ass.
C
Give him a lighter.
A
Get a lighter.
C
So wait a minute. You're. You're saying.
B
You're saying that you're not Ian.
C
No, he's one of the weird guy.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old are you?
B
How do you think?
A
43.
B
God, you're a good man.
A
No, but how old are you? Because.
C
Okay, let the man smoke. Dude. We've never had a cigar lid in here. This is a first. It's great.
A
Yeah, it's great.
C
I love it.
B
I'm Mason.
C
What are we talking? Amazing. Smart ass. Go back to Spain.
A
Yeah.
C
Guy, how. He wants to know how old you are. Do you. Do we need to.
B
I got 43. 43. What do you got?
C
50 on the nose.
B
50 on the nose. 57.
C
Wow.
A
I can't up. Unbelievable, dude.
C
Wow.
B
Thank you.
A
For a white guy, you guys, this is pure white. This is the purest form. Ladies and gentlemen, Guy Fury is the purest form of white you can get.
C
That's good white.
A
Yeah. In a restaurant, dude. You're high end, dude. You know what I mean? If I was at a.
B
Let me say something.
A
If I was at a white, you know, I mean, robot factory and they selled whites, you'd be the one I would buy.
C
When would you buy me? You wouldn't.
A
You're in the bin.
C
I'm in the discount bin.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
I gotta say something. I gotta give. Give credit. I come from a family of redheads. My little sister was a redhead. So that's my tattoo of my sister. My mom's a redhead. My Aunt Polly's a redhead.
C
Love.
B
Ian's a redhead. Love my cousins, so tons of redheads. I never got the redhead.
C
But the boys aren't. Your boys aren't here.
B
No. Little riders kind. A towhead hunter was a towhead all at a young age. But I gotta be honest. Not there's red. There's a redhead strain you're in that is like the. That's a dominant redhead.
C
Yeah. I don't know why you bring so much comfort to me. But you do. I want to thank you very much.
A
I hate. You know already. This is what's happening. And now I have to choose a side, right? There's a bond here, okay? I feel a fucking separation.
B
Do not feel that.
A
Yeah, I feel it, dude.
B
No, no.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel. You know what, dude, you know what?
B
We met before we met.
A
Yeah, we met before we met. What does that mean? Is that some sort of monkey philosophy?
B
Before we met.
A
Yeah.
C
Guy, this is. This is called victim complex. This is what he does. He plays the victim all the time. Even though there is nothing going on other than me complimenting our guests, saying, I actually am a real fan. We've had people on the show that I'm not a huge fan of.
A
I'm just trying to cause controversy. You don't need to edgy, you know? I mean, it's a conflict.
C
All right, we'll keep going.
A
Yeah, I like conflict.
C
Okay. They keep going.
B
I feel like I'm here as a counsel. Like, should I work together? Let's kumbay.
A
Yeah.
B
My parents were hippies. Let's have a moment.
A
Yeah.
B
Hey, but listen, you're born in 71.
A
Yeah, and how'd you know that?
C
He can see it in your eyes.
B
No, but your age difference of the two of you. I mean, now he's gonna be pissed. I thought you guys were.
C
Yeah, no, no.
A
Yeah.
C
People do.
A
Exactly.
B
Yeah.
C
I'm 42. It's just my. My phys. My mental maturity is that of someone much older.
B
It is very.
C
Bobby's mental maturity is much older than that. Much older than. Much younger. He's a child.
A
It's Mr. Miyagi Shit.
C
What? It is. Yeah. Yeah.
A
Give me chopsticks and a fly. See what happens.
C
You don't need flies.
A
No, you know. You know how he did that in the movie?
B
You don't need chopsticks to eat flies. I've seen you do it.
A
Yeah. Blue chew. Oh, I'm 54 years old now, guys.
C
No, you're not.
A
When. Yeah, I am.
C
Are you really?
A
Yeah. Yeah.
C
And you know what? You still get hard. And why do you still get hard?
A
Because of Bluetooth. Thank you.
C
Bluechew.
A
Yeah, bluechew helps Koreans all over the world.
C
It's exactly right. It helps every guy, no matter who you are, no matter what kind of guy you are. Blue Chew can help. And I'm telling you, Bobby's been taking these for a long time, and I'm hearing about it. Yeah, I'm hearing about it a lot. He's staying harder and Longer. And that's thanks to Blue.
A
It's not just about performance. This is about legacy. Or third legacy.
C
That's your penis. That's what he's talking.
A
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A
That's Cash App guy.
C
I'm not trying to start shit. Okay. I'm not. But is there, in the Food Network world, okay, that you're in, is there a chef that you're just like, I don't really like that guy.
A
I know who it is.
C
I don't really like that guy.
B
Wow, this is.
C
Who is it?
A
He's like, Chang, dude.
C
He's like, who?
A
David Chang, dude.
C
Dave Chang. You don't like Dave Chang?
B
I see David's picture up there.
C
Yeah, he's up there. He's up there.
A
He's our boy dog.
C
Have you ever had beef with someone in that world?
A
Yeah. Kurtis Stone.
C
Come on, baby.
B
No. I just had Curtis on my show the other day. I will tell you a funny thing about David, and David and I are. We are friends.
A
We love them.
B
And matter of fact, I. I haven't getting ready to come judge on one of my shows. Such an amazing chef. An amazing chef and a chef that, like, you know, as chefs, and I think you guys have it the same thing in. In the world of. Of media and podcasts and. And all that you do, you have people you look at and go, man, I wish I had that talent. Or I wish I knew that. Or they're so funny. Or they're so. I mean, you're pretty Harvey on the witty line of it, and you're definitely funny on the let it all hang out line. You know.
C
He was going to show you his butthole.
B
Well, I've never been on anybody's show that offered to show me the Leather Cheerio. So, I mean, that's just.
A
But did I. I wasn't really gonna do.
C
Is your new special going to be called the Leather Cheerio? That's so good.
B
Harry Bubblegum, up next.
A
Smooth. There's no hair on it.
B
It is.
C
He gets it shaved. But tell me.
B
No. So the funny thing was, is I don't know that Dave. Dave and I didn't know each other, and I don't know that he always thought the most of me. But when the pandemic hit and we did that big fundraiser, I did a big fundraiser for restaurant workers, and I raised 26. Almost $27 million for restaurant workers.
A
Wow.
C
And it's unbelievable.
B
And I started, and we gave out these 500 grants to restaurants. So like 45, 000 restaurant workers got these free 500 grants. Now no one's going to pay their rent with 500 bucks. But it was more about the restaurant industry getting a recognition and a hug from somebody in the business that said, hey, we know you're going through bad times. Tough times is horrible time for everybody, but here's a hug, you know, here's some money. And I just remember reading an article that David had talked about and said, wow, that's really a cool thing that guy did. And we'd never really had any interaction prior to that, but now we've talked several times, actually. Never hung out and got, you know, got crazy. But I'm looking forward to it. But as a chef, the way I respect him.
C
Yeah.
B
And what he cooks and the books and the food. I sent him a picture the other day. I had the. Have you got his new ramen noodles?
C
Yeah, he sent it to.
B
Oh, oh, he sent him. I had to buy mine.
C
Yeah. But he did tell us. He goes, guy will buy. That's what he wrote.
B
I shoplifted them at the guys grocery games market. I do my best shoplifting ever. But I brought him and I took a picture and I sent it to him and I said, they're on the shelf. And he's like, that's cool.
C
Wow, that is red.
A
That's awesome.
C
You know, we. We love him. You know, we. He was great to us. I'm always curious because, like, in our comic world, world, the reason I ask is because, like, it's not that there's beef, but there's guys that you just don't know that there's like a. Oh, there's beef. Well, he has beef.
A
No, you too.
C
You're beef God.
A
You have some beefs.
C
You're the beef God.
A
I. I could throw out some names and we'll cause a fight.
C
Do it. We'll blank it out.
A
Okay.
C
All right.
B
You know that you have beef.
C
You don't have beef.
A
Yeah. You couldn't name one beef I have right now? I can name a couple beef for you.
C
Okay, dude.
A
Anyway, you're out of pocket anyway, so. Yeah, the beans.
B
I can walk. I'm sorry.
C
This is the nature.
A
Yeah, yeah.
C
This is why we're in love. Because this, this is what brings us together. Because this is kind of the true. The reason.
A
The Jimmy Kimmel story.
C
What?
B
That we just did the sentimental one.
C
Oh, I just told the Jimmy Kimmel story. He made fun of me. He mocked Me, because I didn't Kimmel last night. Anyway, he doesn't like legacy media. He likes our world. He doesn't like the old world, which is ironic. He is very old world, but he doesn't like it. And he was mocking me.
A
Talk about the comedy. I'm sorry, I interrupted you. The comedy be.
C
No, I was saying there's a connection between the world that you guys work in, because we've met a couple of chefs through friends that we know and I do know there is a competitive nature to it. And there's always a bitey. Like, I don't like that that guy or girl does it that way. I don't like that they think that that's the way to. And they kind of have, like, you know, who says very controversial stuff in the chef world all the time? Jose Andres. Andres says stuff like, this is the only way to do it now watch clips and he'll criticize when people do it some other way. And a lot of times I agree with him a little bit. And I'm like, this guy must have beef. And the. Do people kind of not like him. Am I wrong?
B
Okay, let's. Let's sum a few things up.
C
Okay?
A
Yeah. Okay.
B
First and foremost, if you don't have beef in your world, if you don't have, like, judgment of things, then you're not really paying attention. Everybody likes something and doesn't like something.
C
Sure.
B
So forth. And unfortunately, we've been so pasteurized as a culture, if you say anything out of place, then definitely someone's gonna, you know, you know, then now you're gonna get, you know, hated on and so forth and so on. So me, I was raised by hippies. My mom and dad were hippie. Redhead. Yeah, my. My parents. So we didn't really get into that. If I have a beef, I settle the beef. I don't really go around with grudges. I don't have any time.
C
Good for you.
B
And I don't. I also don't want to carry bad energy. So that's one of the things. When I came out of the network, I was the first guy that kind of came in that was just, you know, going balls out with tattoos, bleached hair, earrings, so forth. They looked at me like, ah, is this the guy we want to put on? That's why they put me on Saturday mornings at 8 o'. Clock. So not everybody was signing on to my style, which is okay because I was the new guy. And that's. That's the way it was. I sense of you know, outlasted any of that. But when it comes to someone like Chef Andreas, he is the og he is. If he wants to say the sky is pink today, it's pink today. You know, that's kind of. We kind of. We kind of let it go.
C
I like that.
B
And he has done so much. That guy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. What he has done. My foundation, the Guy Fading foundation, we support veterans, first responders. First responders, active military in our country. I'm a big patriot. I love our country. Live the greatest country in the world, and. But Jose has taken it to another level. His humanitarian efforts that he does around the world and the way he's been able to unify chefs from every country. I mean, all I can do is if the guy says the sky is pink, okay, the sky's pink.
A
Have you met him?
B
Oh, dear friend.
A
Oh, wow.
B
Dear friend.
A
Yeah.
B
And. And matter of fact, it was a funny story how we became friends. Someone told me that I offended him, and I felt horrible. 1. Because I do believe in the respect of the generation. Okay. Not that he's much older than me.
C
We talk about that. But in comedy, we talk about the eldership in comedy.
A
I respect deeply.
C
Yeah, we do. We really do.
A
Yeah. I get what you're saying.
B
Well, yeah, I had. Someone had said that I had offended him. So I do. You know, a million people, like, give me Jose's number. Please don't tell anybody I gave it to you.
A
Oh, one of those.
B
Yeah. So I finally called him. I called him, like, 10 times and left a message and said, chef, I'd really appreciate a chance to speak to you. So I'm in the middle of filming. I'm doing my show. I did a cooking show called Guys, Big Bite. I'm in the middle of filming. My phone's blowing up. So finally, in the middle of the show, I just pick it up and I look at it, and it's Jose Andreas, because I saved the number.
A
Yeah.
B
And I'm like, cut. And I run over to the side of my. Because I filmed in my backyard, and I go, chef Andreas. And he goes, yeah, I'm sorry, I haven't got back. I don't. I won't do my.
C
No, no.
A
That was good. That was really good. I was there. I was in Spain.
B
Thank you.
A
Yeah.
B
Ye.
A
You took me back.
C
Do it for the show.
B
I'm sorry, I did not call you back. I been very busy in traveling and. Okay, there you go. That's very good.
A
Very good.
B
D. So I said, I heard that. I had offended you. And he goes, no, no, no, no. Let me explain. I had gone to his event at the food Wine Festival, and when I came into the event, I travel with a pretty big group of friends. All my friends from growing up, and all my friends before I got on TV are still all my best friends.
A
So you're like the Kevin Hart of cooking people. Yeah, yeah. It's true. Yeah.
C
Brings the crew.
A
So you're Black.
B
I bring 80 people outside.
A
Yeah. He loves 80 people.
B
So I bring a big group because I want. Listen, if I'm gonna go do something awesome, I want my friends to come and experience it, right? You know, that's just the way I've always been. So he said, when you came in, I wanted to come say hi to you, but I couldn't get past all the people. And it was kind of a. You know, and it was his party, right? And I said, chef, I am so embarrassed, and I am so sorry. No, no, It. It came out of. Somebody had said it the wrong way and didn't. That. He goes, no, I have. No. And he goes, but you've tried. You've called me and. And you've. You've. And he goes, that is the most wonder. And. And from then on, we have been the greatest of friends. And I have nothing. Matter of fact, I got a text.
A
That's a story, dude.
C
He's the man.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah, that's a.
C
That's a story.
B
But I'm a.
C
That is.
B
But I think that is something I. I would rather know if somebody thinks I did him wrong or right him over and, you know, face our. Face our situations. Because so many times, like, texting is the worst one because you send a text, you can't put the emotion or the expression in it. Sometimes emojis, it could be missing. Well, it could be misrepresented. Yeah, misrepresented. And I think that I would just rather. I just feel that. Do me the. You know, do me the solid, and if I pissed you off, because I'm great at doing that, that. Then just tell me. Just tell me, and I'll either fix it.
A
I don't think you could ever piss me off.
B
I try not to.
A
I think you're straight up guy. You're a gunslinger.
B
What you see is what you get.
A
Exactly. And I feel the same way. What you see? What you get. Okay. What you see? What you get?
C
Like you're in a brothel. What you see? What you get? What you see? What you get.
A
Now give me the $2.
B
Why did he go To Fantasy Island. Right then. That's right.
A
He's from the plane.
C
The plane boss. What you see, what you get? You know, I want to hold because.
B
I know you guys do your list of your top five and all the funny moments. You got to do one of the top 10 accents or maybe you've already done it. Oh, well, accents are so good.
A
His arm.
B
You know what I love about this? What you. What you guys are doing, and thank God you're doing it, is you play in a free zone. You don't pull punches and you don't hold the reins back. And you. You give people. If you don't like it, don't listen to it.
C
That's right.
B
And some people don't like it if you don't. If you don't subscribe to it. If you think that it's hateful or negative or demeanor, then don't listen.
C
Right. But.
A
But what we're doing is. I don't even think that way. What we're doing is the way we.
B
Talk to each other in back of the Comedy Store. It's real life.
A
Yeah. It's like, I don't want to. Why would I fake it?
C
No. Well, I'll say this. I've always said this for years. People may find the show, they may go, that's not my. My style or my flavor. But the truth really is, when we're around and talking to each other, there's the love is beneath it. I imagine you come from a world where you and your friends, you talk you around. So we kind of just brought that to this thing just because that's how we always are. And I think it. It rung true because people were like, oh, yeah, we do that. Like, I don't think they want saccharine. They just want the real deal.
A
Yeah.
C
There's no, look, it's a show. Everyone has to build a show. When it is produced, it's a show. When you said people were a little off put, like, who's this guy coming to our network? This wild dude who wears jewelry and tattoos.
B
Yeah.
C
You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, they were shocked, but.
A
Are you a mime? What is going on with your hands today?
C
Well, it's just like, see?
A
Yeah.
C
But you bring something real. I think that's what the people like.
B
And that's one of the things that I think we need to preach more about in society is, you know, start like, you know, my Reed, who's my CEO of my company, big fan of you guys. And we were talking about he goes, you know what's so great about these guys is they don't.
C
He just farted.
B
That was. That was so awesome.
C
God damn it, Bobby.
B
Please tell me that Mike picked that up.
C
Yeah, it did. I heard it. By the way, Reed. He's talking about Reed, who likes the show. And he.
A
I don't like, read that one. Yeah, yeah. When you bring his name up, I fart.
B
Wait, Reed. Reed 68.
A
Yeah, I saw him. The glasses. Yeah, that guy.
C
This is Reed's big moment. He's listening to the show, and all I hear is, oh, guys, talking to my Heik. And then. Reed loves you guys.
A
I can't believe you heard that.
B
Oh, it's a big beef.
A
You know what?
B
Hey, when that dries, it's going to itch.
A
Can't wait. And you're going to scratch it.
C
Okay, Reed, give us. Reed, tell me.
B
So Reed was just saying. He goes, it's great to see people that are kind of of. They're just saying, screw it. This is what. Who we are. This is what we do. You like it? Like, you don't like it. You know? And gosh, it's just great to hear people getting back to being who they are.
C
Having fun, man.
B
Exactly, man. It's so. It's incredibly. And the great thing about this is you get paid for this.
C
Yeah, man, we're having fun. Get. It's a job. We're having fun. Oh, you're not getting. Well, we don't pay Bobby.
A
He doesn't pay me, but, yeah, he's.
C
Not gonna get paid for a little while.
B
That bitcoin account is growing.
A
It is growing.
B
Yeah.
C
Did you get sucked into that? Did you get sucked in.
B
No. You know what? When I heard about it the first time, I heard it from a Triple D restaurant. Restaurant in Florida. This is like 12, 13 years ago. Had I bought some back then. Yeah, we would. Yeah, we would be on a different.
C
Did the restaurant take bitcoin as payment?
B
That. That. Actually, that restaurant did.
C
Because I heard about this. That was places that were, like, ahead of the curve a decade ago. They took it as payment.
B
Yeah.
C
And now some of these people. You can look this up on the Internet. Some of these guys who did that are worth like, $50 million.
B
Wow.
C
Because they took bitcoin back then. And guys back then were like, fine, who cares? Because it was around the world of tech and they knew play money. Yeah. And they were like, who gives a shit? You're going to take this. Wow. It's Look. Sacramento Startup food token launches in a Crypto payment system for restaurants. Now it's gone viral. Now. People are doing it now. And there's a million different ways to pay out. But man, what a. What a wild world. If you had taken it back then.
A
Oh, but Guy, Kai, Guy, you've done it all.
C
You've done it all.
A
You wake up in the morning. What else is there? I mean, do you. You still have. Have goals, aspirations?
B
Like what?
A
Have you ticked what check box? Have you not ticked?
B
It's funny. Get the right wife. My wife says it all the time. She'll look at me. We just. Our son just got married. Our oldest son, Hunter got married.
C
Congratulations. Check.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
So I really have this amazing life besides losing my. My sister. And I lost my dad to pancreatic cancer. Besides that, I've got an incredible mom who's just a firecracker, 81 years old and rides her. Rides her bike 100 miles a week.
C
What?
A
Wow.
B
Yeah. She's a. That one's a. No, she's a. And dances like nobody's business. But is she single?
A
Huh?
B
And yeah, but I still won't let her date. I said, would you not let her.
A
Around this town for my friend. This is my house, dude.
C
And he would treat her. He would treat her.
A
You would delicate.
C
If anybody was going to date my.
A
Mom, she ride her bike. I do my lime scooter. We'll get to the same destination. I love the lime. I love the line.
C
This guy will lime in any city. Were.
B
Yeah. You keep leaving him over here. There's like a whole garage of them.
C
He loves the limes. He can't get enough. But your mom is still. Still cruising.
B
Great nephew. Just graduated law school at Loyola.
C
Wow.
B
Hunter just graduated with his MBA out of Miami.
A
Wow.
B
Ryder's a sophomore at San Diego State. And Hunter just got married this weekend. So my wife. So I took off. We got home from the ranch from where we had the wedding. 350 people. Hunter.
C
Holy.
B
Still pissed at Hunter. But he married an incredible woman, Tara, who's, you know, now our, our daughter in law.
A
Is it 50? 50. The audience. I don. That works. It's 350 people. Do you have bulk of the people? Because you have a big entourage.
B
Hunter had the bulk. I think Tara was very respectful and stuck to her 50.
A
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
B
Hunter invited the mailman. I mean, I. What's your name again? You want to come to my wedding?
A
Yeah.
B
You know, and I.
C
Pretty awesome.
B
Yeah. So anyhow, so we had this and great chefs came and cooked. But the point is, I. I left the next day. And she's like, I mean, can you just take a break? And she goes, what? I mean, aren't you tired? I said, yeah, I'm tired, but I'll sleep when I'm dead. There's so much to achieve.
C
Yep.
B
We live again. I'm a huge patriot. I love our country. And we have a wine company, Hunt, ride wine. We have a tequila company. Santo Tequila. We have the cigar company. We have about 90 restaurants, four shows, you know, but my biggest thing in the biggest.
C
We've done nothing.
A
Nothing. We've done zero.
B
And then no cigar, nothing. And Jose Andreas feeds the world. World. Yeah.
A
Yeah. Oh, my. We got to do. Dude, after this, we'll plan.
B
My biggest thing is philanthropy. Yeah, I love what the foul. It's called the Guy Fieri Foundation. I didn't want to call it that, but it's easier to get people to support and make donations that dinosaurs was philanthropy. I don't know how to spell. How do you spell it wrong every time?
A
It's helping people. Yeah, I get it.
C
Do you want to leave that joke in?
A
I knew when it came out of my mouth, I was like, oh, boy, here we go. Yeah, yeah.
C
No, but the Guy Fieri foundation is a very important thing.
B
And honestly, okay, so freedom ain't free. You have men, women, and their families that have made the biggest commitment in the world, biggest sacrifice in the world. A to make us a free country.
C
Yeah.
B
So now you have these people that are still doing it and have done it, and I just think we need to recognize it more and we need to celebrate them more. And then you have all these first responders. You're a first responder. You. The house is on fire. You've chosen to leave the house. Great. But all of a sudden, now this fireman with nothing more than the has to go into the burning house. You know, this stuff, to me, I don't think we sit there and really reflect on it enough of what goes on in our world and how blessed we are to have what we have. So when I was at the fires up in paradise, which is up by Chico, California, and we were feeding a bunch of the fire victims, I'm watching all these first responders sitting over here to the side, and I'm like, come over here, guys. Time to eat. Like, no, no, no, no. And eventually I come to find out that they're just eating granola bars and MREs. And I said, why aren't you eating? You know what we have and they asked for the fire victims. I said, you guys are fire victims. You live in this town. Your stuff burnt down. Yeah, well, long story short, I realized I know how to cook. I have a lot of great chef friends that want to help cook. So I built this half million dollar trailer. And now when there is a disaster is if we can get there. Sometimes the fire lines get. We'll go and feed first responders. We came down to LA fires. We're here for 10 days. We fed 25, 000 meals.
A
Oh, my God.
B
And it's not that they're not getting fed.
A
Yeah.
B
It's just we come in and do something a little bit different. It's all scratch made, but it's just for people. The same thing. Back to that money that we gave for those, you know, for those restaurant workers. It's just for people to be recognized that. That we care about you and we thank you for being you. And if we don't have a disaster, we'll just go to different municipalities around the country. We were just in Palm beach and went there and fed firefighters and sheriffs and troopers and everybody and just did a luncheon for 400.
C
So 25,000 first responders. You fed in Cal. In Southern California.
B
And the great thing is, is I. Well, not the great thing. And I wasn't even there. My team and these great chefs. Eric. Eric Greenspan, who's a phenomenal chef here in town, Antonio Lasso. I mean, all these chefs jump.
C
Yeah.
B
And you know, when we had the fires in Maui, I called 40 of my favorite chefs. They all came to the. They were all in the wine country. We did a dinner for 150 people and we raised for the Maui fire victims, restaurant workers, $1.7 million in one night.
C
Oh, my God. That's more than Gavin Newsome's ever done.
A
But sometimes when you do a good deed, it. It back backfires.
C
Give us a good deep.
A
I was in sau, right? I went to Jollibee and I found Bought being real. I'm not kidding you.
C
You're comparing Guy Ferry Finish Guy Dinosaur philanthropic ventures to your Cebu Philippines.
A
Well, then forget it then.
C
No, give it to us.
A
I went and bought 300 fucking boxes of spaghetti. And then. But then we went to an impoverished area, right? A bunch of naked kids.
C
He's got it. Let him tell his naked kid Cebu story.
A
Yeah, forget it. It's already gonna.
C
Please.
A
It's gonna backfire.
C
No, you went to Cebu. He did, but tell him.
B
I don't think you're getting out of this one. I want to hear the end of this one.
A
Yeah.
C
Hell yeah, guy.
A
Yeah, dude.
C
Come on. Tell him.
A
Right?
C
He wants.
A
We have a van. We opened up the band. All these naked kids. Kids run out because they're so hungry.
C
Do it without the naked kid part. I mean, for sake.
A
Clothe kids.
C
A bunch of.
A
Only clothed kids.
C
A bunch of kids ran up.
A
Yeah. There was a goat chained to a metal pole about to die. Right. And the kids waited in line. They saw the jolly and they threw it on the ground. They ran back into their huts.
C
Well, they don't want you.
B
Backfire. Sometimes my dad would say that the road. The road to hell is paved with good intention.
C
That's right.
B
Right. Sometimes you try and.
A
I never heard that. Say it again. The road to hell is paid with good intentions.
C
Your dad said stuff like that all the time. Give him a quote that your dad used to say to you.
A
Yeah. The wolves come out only at night when you're blind but don't have to eat.
C
Okay. Very good. Very deep alcoholic profit. We're doing something very good. I would like to use this time to say this. December 6th. December 6th, we're doing a home run derby for Special Olympics. We're raising money here in the Valley. December 6, you can come hit home runs off your favorite celebrity, comic, actor, whoever. We're having a bunch of people come out and you can hit dingers off your favorite celebrities at home Run. A softball home run derby tournament for Special Olympics. You're literally signed up for it. But thank you for.
A
Well, wait, hold on.
B
So pigs. Let's touch on that so we can save Bobby's ass right now.
C
100. We're doing an event for Special Olympics. I. We're raising money for Special Olympics. We've done this before. We did. We did Family Feud and all of our winnings were supposed to go to Special Olympics because McCone in the back there, his dad, my mom worked for Special Olympics. So that we take a lot of. We take it serious. I like it.
A
I take it seriously.
C
We donate money to it. He's being a smart ass with him.
A
But.
C
But no, we do. But December 6, we are going to. In the Valley. It's going to be a Special Olympics home run derby.
B
So I have a cousin with special needs.
C
Yeah.
B
And he's one of my favorite people in the world. His name's Dougie and Doug. Dougie. Doug. We call him Dougie. Doug's about three years older than me, but I got involved with a program called Best Buddies.
C
Oh, yeah. Best Buddies is Great.
B
And an unbelievable program. And Tom Brady and I used to do an event together at Harvard and he would do the celebrity football game game with the Buddies. And then when I started getting involved, it's like what, what is my piece? So I would cook, I would do, you know, just cook something like appetizers or something. There's a few other people there. Well, the Buddies really gravitated towards it because they like to have jobs that have definition and, and have structure. And so I started bringing the Buddies and they started working with me. Well, it evolved into this food and wine event that involved the Buddies cooking and then we did so much job placement with them. So I have been a fan of the Best Buddies program and if you don't know about it, if you. It's. It's amazing. And, and also Special Olympics and which Doug was a big. Doug won some Special Olympics. Doug's back six, two. And I mean this guy was a track. Track and field machine. Yeah. And I just think that that's again one of those things. I'm. Some people get down with the first responder, you know, program that I'm into. Some people gravitate towards the Special Olympics and the best Buddies, whatever it is. We all have time to give back. Maybe it's financially, maybe it's social media posts, maybe it's with your, you know, it' funny, whatever. But there's some really great programs out there that need some respect and some recognition. And the fact that two of the funniest son of I've ever met are slowing it down for one second.
C
Yeah.
B
To do something December which. What do these people want to come hit the balls for? Because they're going to get this interface and be around their favorite comedians and have a one on one experience that nothing will be. I mean that'll be a pretty intimate piece.
C
It's going to be fun.
B
Let me know if I can donate anything.
C
Oh, we're going to be hitting you up. We're going to be hitting you up.
B
If you guys need some auction items, a chef coat a night. What I mean whatever we're gonna do. If I can stuff that'd be more.
C
We're actually, we're actually going to hit you up for about $100,000. That's okay.
B
Will you take that in an out of state check?
C
I will, I will.
B
Two party.
C
A two party is stated. We'll take all of it. We don't really care.
B
I'm just making up my own numbers like they did. You know the.
C
Yeah, stretch it out.
B
That's That's a. That's a great piece. I'm looking forward to. This is one. It's great to get this friendship and to meet you guys. And it's not as terrifying. I'm not kidding. I was actually scared. Why?
A
You're killing it.
B
Because this is one of our best episodes. Because you guys are so funny and so fast and so witty, and then the. That comes out of your mouth. I'm like, oh, my God. It's.
A
I did philanthropic dinosaur Bobby, which.
B
Which. Yeah. Which melted the house.
A
Yeah.
C
No, it's gonna make it to the episode for sure.
B
My. My. My cousins would come, Doug's family. The prices would come to our house in Northern California back when I was a kid. And my Uncle Pete would say to all of the kids, kids, now when we go to cousin Guy's house, Uncle Jim is going to talk certain ways. And the ways that Uncle Jim talks are okay for Uncle Jim, but when we leave, we don't talk like that in Connecticut. All right.
A
What is something that Uncle Jim would say?
B
Just about every goddamn word you said. Plus six.
C
Yeah. You had no filter.
B
There was no filter. And my dad would call. You know, he'd call pet. And. And that was so. It was a real funny match. So when I was walking in here, Reed says to me, reed, that you hate that you're farting, friend fart read. Reed said to me, you know, these guys are going to go pretty hot and fast. They're going to go really down some dark rabbit holes. Don't feel you have to go with them.
C
That's right.
B
Because I will. If we were drinking tequila, this, you and I, we. This should have been over.
C
You want me to go get some guy? I'll go get it right now. I'll go pull open that.
A
Yeah, no, we don't really. You know, we're Christian in many ways.
B
Yes. And recognizing sobriety. Congrats.
A
Yeah.
C
Yeah.
A
I'm, you know, been sober, you know, I mean, I just, you know. Rabbit holes. I don't know.
C
We go down some dark rabbit holes. But the fun thing about us is we don't need to jump down.
A
Yeah.
C
We go down it by ourselves. We're like the. What is the summer?
B
Push down it.
C
Yeah. Some people get pushed down. The searchlighters, you know, people that go down first to go dig it out. We were the explorers. We tried it.
A
Didn't. They know rabbit holes.
C
Rabbit holes? Yeah, they think the rabbit holes you're getting. What are you getting tired? What are you getting tired? You throwing out because you're getting tired. Cut it the out. By the way, I love this hat. You're wearing this, like, childish LA Dodgers hat. It's my favorite thing you wear.
A
Thank you.
C
I love that hat.
A
Thank you.
B
Because you childish.
C
Well, because it's too small. It's just like how a kid would get it at the game.
B
Yeah. Because, you know, they make the tr. The youth size.
C
That is what that is. That's a youth size.
B
Yeah.
A
I went to the kids department. I have a little head. Can I ask you some dating advice?
B
Please. All right, so I've been married for 30 years, but, yeah, go right ahead.
A
I'm real, you know, But I feel like you're like Yoda in that way.
B
Okay, okay, okay.
A
So would you date somebody, you know, I mean, that your friend liked?
B
I think the code is you have to get clearance.
A
Yeah, I have to go to the friend.
B
You have to get clearance. Clearance.
A
Yeah.
B
You do? Yeah.
A
What do you think? Because that's the monkey philosophy. The branch thing that he said was the same.
C
Is there a girl that you liked that your friend is that.
B
No.
A
Hypothetically. Okay.
B
Name. Linda.
A
Come on. Yeah, yeah. So if you know your friend liked.
C
Her, you've dated girls that have also dated your friends.
A
Well, here's the reputation that I have, right? I'm dating a girl right now who is the ex of a. Of another friend of another comedian, Right? And now there's a rumor, like, oh, Bobby dates exes.
C
So.
A
Yeah, but is. How is that wrong?
C
See, but here's my. This is my. I'm gonna get your answer, but here's my philosophy. They're no longer with that person person. Hopefully they've moved on. Why is it inappropriate for you to date them?
A
Because some guys are, like, you know, they, they. They're territorial.
C
That's their problem. If the girl has moved on and she wants to date you, but you.
A
Don'T want to burn the bridge with the, you know, I mean, the guy.
C
Who cares, then he's a weak.
B
You got to check your. You got to check your status. I mean, if it was a week ago, probably not, right?
C
But what about five days?
B
But last night. No, I, I think the thing is, is you got to check the credibility of the buddy because they don't own that person.
C
That's right.
B
And the reality of it, that's why I said, you go to him and you say, hey, listen, I know that you guys had a thing. Just tell, you know, I'm interested. And I, I. To me, I think that's respectful. But I don't think by any means is. You know, again, timing is the biggest.
C
Timing is it?
A
But timing is life.
C
But how about this?
A
Yes.
C
How about this? If it's an ex wife. A little bit more murky. That's darker water.
A
So if your wife.
C
Yeah.
A
You guys got a divorce.
C
I would fucking kill you.
A
You would kill me?
C
I would slit your throat.
A
Three years out road.
C
I don't give a.
A
Three years down the road.
C
I don't give a. If it's a thousand years, I'd come back and I'd kill you. You're. You can't date your friend's ex wife. Ex girlfriend is different to me.
A
Like if I dated your. If you got a divorce and I did. Stop.
C
He's gonna kill me.
A
You're not gonna kill me with spatulas.
C
You think Guy Fieri it can't you up.
B
Oh.
A
No. Dude.
C
You're so out of pocket. Dude, dude.
A
So. Okay. So that's all right.
B
I honestly. I mean. And I this. I wouldn't kill you.
C
Okay.
B
I wouldn't kill you.
A
Yeah.
B
But I would slowly torture the out of you until you wanted to kill yourself. Oh, okay, right. I would get so medieval. What am I doing? I'd get medieval on your ass. Okay, okay.
A
All right.
B
You sell pulp fix.
A
Yeah.
C
Yeah.
B
Right.
A
But what if.
B
I'm gonna invite some.
A
What if you guys fall back amicably.
C
No, amicably. You were married.
B
Can you spell that?
C
Yeah. No.
A
Yeah. I don't know how.
C
Dinosaur.
A
I can't even say it. But.
B
What?
A
Yeah.
C
Amicably.
A
Amicably.
C
Ambicabali.
A
Okay, so what?
C
No, but, but, but married is a different stage. If it.
A
Why?
C
Because you could. That's a bigger commitment than someone who just dated. You just dated someone just dating somebody. But if your friend married someone, got a divorce. You can't date their ex wife. If it's a real friend. If it's not a real friend.
A
Can I go to you? You. I call you up. What's up, guy? It's Bob. You're gonna go Who? For sure. You. I mean, I'm gonna go Lee. I don't know, right? Then I'll say bad friends and that. And then I'll go philanthropy.
C
Philanthropist.
A
Listen, I'm coming to you for.
B
Remember the philanthropist.
A
Yeah, yeah, the philanthropist. I'm coming to you first, right? And I want to be a man to man. A mano imano. Okay? And I want to say to you, you know, I met your ex at a bar and I haven't done anything yet. Yet. But can I get your permission? Permission?
B
Okay.
C
You're.
B
He's.
C
You're saying not his ex wife has an ex girlfriend?
A
No, he has ex wife.
C
Oh, okay.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
So it dep. I think. Okay, there's a really good question there. Because if you had a really bad divorce and you don't like the person anymore and they want to let you go through hell with her, then that's story. Bobby, call her. I'll give you. As a matter of fact, I'll say. You were saying she lives now.
C
Right, right.
A
I see, I see. Yeah.
B
But otherwise I want to show you my collection of needle nose pliers.
A
Okay, well I will never gonna do that.
C
That's right.
A
I would never do that. Now I know. And you same thing.
C
Yeah, brother, you know better.
A
Okay.
C
You know what I mean? But. But also ex girlfriend, I think is. I think you. If you're interested in a friend's ex girlfriend, that's so fine. Why I don't see the problem there. Because it's someone they dated. If they've moved on like adults now.
B
There could be a thing. Let's say it was a five year relationship.
C
Five years, not long enough.
B
Okay, okay, but it's a long relationship. Next week's not okay. Maybe next month not okay. I think give it a little time.
A
A year.
C
Give it a year.
B
Give it a year, if that. And I think in. I think a respectful. Just. Hey, man. Just want to let you know. Because the last thing they want to find out is find out the wrong way. Then that would be a weird thing, right?
A
Yeah. And just hypothetical.
B
Why in the hell are you asking me this? Because let's talk about what to do with those darn holiday leftovers or something like that.
A
I don't know much about food. Okay. Bobby doesn't need leftovers. Yeah, I don't eat leftovers.
C
Time out. Yeah, you want to get that joke out clean?
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
C
Go ahead. Get that joke out. Here's what he does. Go ahead. Bobby doesn't eat leftovers. Very good.
A
Very good.
B
Subtitle this.
A
I'm asking you because you seem like a guy that knows.
C
Yeah, he's. You know what? Because guy seems like he's got.
B
He's got knowledge.
A
You have knowledge about life.
C
A lot about life.
A
Yeah. Ask him another life question.
C
Aside from food, I mean, how can we not get rid of this guy after all this? It's. It's unbelievable. By the way, guy, for the record, this gentleman here, he's sick again. He shows up sick. To our studio, no less. Than. Than once a month, no less. Am I lying? Tell me I'm lying. Anybody in the booth. You guys are all getting sick every time he gets sick because you're with him.
B
So we have someone with chronic diarrhea right here. And then we also have somebody that's.
C
Sick all the time.
B
Thank you for allowing me to your petri dish.
C
I appreciate you coming. Coming. Well, this will make you stronger, right? It's like.
B
It doesn't kill you.
C
No. Guy, I want to know the life advice that you have, because he had a great question. Bobby asked actually a great question about what's next and whatever, and you said, you know, you. You do. You are very fulfilled, but you're going to keep moving and keep going forward. Could you ever. Would you ever see yourself, like, acting in a television show or a film? Like a. But. But like legit. Legit. Because if we did something.
A
Have you been in a movie?
C
What I'm asking is if we made something thing like a film, would you. Would you?
B
Well, let's talk about what type of film it is, because right now it seems like it's going to be in your garage and it's going to have a lot of baby oil.
C
It will, it will.
B
You said you went to the yard sale and got these.
C
We did.
B
No, I was just in Happy Gilmore too.
C
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
A
We were in it, too.
C
We were in it.
B
Oh, yeah, you were. Oh, by the way, on. Hey, and you have lost a lot of weight, by the way, since then. But on the table, in the belly button here, there still nightmares. Okay, okay.
C
I'm saying it was a choice. I could do a role. Not as Guy Fieri.
B
Oh, yeah. Absolutely. You would. Absolutely. And in matter of fact, think of it.
A
Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Guy Fury, Kevin Spacey and Bill Cosby. You know, I mean, what do you think? Expendables Part 5, Bobby Lee.
C
The Very Expendables.
A
The Very Expendable.
B
The Very Expendable. Yeah. Expendable.
C
Expendable.
B
Yeah. No, this would be great. And I love comedy. I love laughing at life. I love the. You know, people ask me all the time about the. The flame shirt. You know, that's.
C
I love that.
B
You know, that was one picture with a flame shirt.
A
Yeah.
C
You never wore that again?
B
No, I never wore in the first. I never wore in the first place.
A
You have flames on your body. Tattoos wise?
C
No, no, no.
B
It was just.
A
Why? Yeah.
C
Why is it bring up the shirt?
B
Because it's one time I do have a flame on. I Think those are the initials of my oldest kid, Hunter.
C
That was it though, that this iconic shirt. People can they buy this?
B
So if you see that, you see that on there? That's Johnny Garlic's. That's one of my restaurants. And we were doing a promotion for the barbecue and the whole thing. And so my manager at the time says, hey, here's this flame shirt. Put this on to be a good promo piece. So it was, it was like a flyer, you know, like a door hanger or something.
A
Yeah.
B
And boy, has it lived on in perpetuity.
C
Wild that.
A
That's why one photo does that.
C
Well, you know what that is for? That's. I'm Bobby mom. For us. I mean I'm the show dude. That's. See what I mean though, that we did it one time.
A
What? What guy?
B
I really just cry inside for you. But the Bobby mom prison voicemail.
C
Bob, I'm in prison. When I did the voice of your mom when she's locked up.
A
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C
It'll live on in perpetuity. That is our flame shirt.
B
Yeah. So the flame shirt. So. So we lean into it. I mean there's a Fieri con in New York. There's a couple of them around the country. I have.
C
That's awesome.
B
I have 10 bachelorette parties, a show up to the, to the Vegas guys. Kitchen and bar in Vegas that are having their guy Fieri bachelorette. I mean I love it. If you can't laugh at yourself and you can't poke fun at it and have a good time with it. I mean life is too short and if you're gonna go around puckered up tight assed about it, then I think you're, you're missing what life is.
A
But I think you put that back into style though.
C
Yeah. People.
A
I bought a, bought a vans that have flames on it.
C
Like. Well, vans make shirts like that. They have a van shirt like that.
B
If I was smart, I would have capitalized on making every shirt like that that ever came out. But now there's so many people that are doing it and people are like, what about people, you know, ripping off the flare hair and all. I said, listen, Elvis wrote so many great songs and he. No one will ever produce them and, and sound like Elvis.
C
Right.
B
But you gotta love that when someone wants to go and you know, try to utilize a little flattery there. Embrace it.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
So back to the great movie that I'm in.
C
Yeah, you're coming in. We're right, we're making a move. We're gonna make a movie and I'd love to have you, but you won't play you. You would play a different character.
B
Hey, hey.
A
The main nemesis.
C
Did you ever see. Yeah, the nemesis. You would play the nemesis, which you're usually a nice, sweet man. Which you are. You'd be evil on this.
B
This up.
C
Let's go.
B
I'm ready. Because you just heard about the torture thing.
C
Yeah.
B
You know, I'm ready.
A
Yeah.
B
I torture Bobby. It's a self fulfilling. It's a self fulfilling prophecy.
C
A hostile movie.
A
Yeah. He's like, yeah. And we get capped around. We're tourists.
C
He's like, yeah, boys, you're on a little. Little adventure.
A
Yeah. Yeah. So human centipede. But you're. You get surgically, you know, your penis to my mouth. Something.
B
I'm just throwing.
A
Throwing it out there.
C
Yeah. It's a workshopping thing.
A
I don't. Cuz I don't like memorizing lines. So I won't have any lines.
B
So spit.
A
Just be like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
All right. So if you want to know if I will play somebody that's not my character, there's a commercial that I did for Uber Eats.
C
Play it. We got to watch it.
B
That was. And they called and I think it was actually kind of a joke that they called and wanted to know if I would do it. And I'm like, like, absolutely, I'll do it. I'm so down with this.
C
I delivered all kinds of people. You never really know who you'll meet.
B
Big mansion in Beverly Hills into. Pardon me.
C
Pardon me. Excuse me.
B
Excuse me.
C
Thank you. Thank you.
B
Splendid.
C
Seem different on tv.
B
Do you mean the flute? Yeah, that's what it is, the flute. If you excuse us.
A
Every.
C
Wow. Very good.
A
Dude, it's so good. That's a great.
C
You being like a British dignitary with your. With. With all the fancy people around and everybody.
B
And then they. I mean, we laugh, laughed. So those are all real actors.
C
Oh, yeah.
A
Yeah.
B
So I don't know anything about real acting.
A
I just know that was so good.
B
I just know, like talking and laughing and having fun. So I'm there. So when we would cut and I would sit there and just start busting up and they.
C
They held it together.
B
No, no. God. I had them all laughing by the end of it. But I would talk to him and I'm like, so I'm gonna do this little move and the. And the director's like, you know, you don't have to give us this. I'm like, if I'M gonna do this, man. We're gonna go big or go home.
A
Yeah.
B
And that was one of the funnest commercials.
C
Awesome. Got. We. We got to slot him into something.
A
We got to slot him something.
C
And I want to say this. This is what's funny about you. People probably think the joke that they're playing is people probably think he puts this on for the thing. That's for the thing. But this is who you are. You show up like, that's who you are. So this is the joke that people go, I bet you he's some rich, fancy guy. He's not this kind of guy. Like, they think you're this guy that's like a snot.
A
No, this is authentic.
C
This is real. But I'm saying the idea is people put on the mask for Hollywood and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Nah, this is guy they ask.
B
I. I run into people all the time, and they'll go, you know, we'll meet and we'll say, hello, how you doing? And I don't really have a lot of filts. I don't use real bad language in front of people. I don't know. But they'll go, just the way he is on deep.
C
Yeah, yeah.
B
I'm like, yeah, I'm not acting. I don't. I wouldn't even know what to do. Because you can't fake it in that capacity because it has to be authentic. And I think that's what people read through, like, with you guys, the authenticity of this. This relationship and this banter and so forth. You can't make this up. You can't try to be two funny guys that sit in a room and bust balls on each other. If it really doesn't happen in real life.
C
Yeah, it does.
A
You know, I mean, when we hate each other and we're, like, about to explode. I mean, you can feel it.
C
Yeah, you can feel it.
A
Yeah. London.
C
London was bad.
A
London was bad.
C
London was really bad. Also. I went. I had a mental breakdown at Dolly World. I had a mental.
B
World's badass.
C
So, yeah, no, we love. It had nothing to do with.
B
No, but I'm just saying it had.
C
To do with me.
A
It had to do with me. Yeah. Yeah.
C
Did you.
B
Did you drink when you did this show?
C
No, no, no, no. He's been sober this whole time.
A
Which show?
C
This show. You're saying this show?
B
Yeah.
A
This Today?
B
No, not today, but in general.
C
No. No. Jober.
A
No, I got. No. I had been relapsed on the show before.
C
You relapsed on the show before. I'm saying.
B
Yeah, because I was going to say that that could definitely add some.
C
Well, we had. We've gone to rehab together three times now and it's been fun. You know, he's my best friend.
B
True.
C
I mean we have. We've gone a few times and it's. It's made the show stronger. It's made our relationship stronger. He's my brother for life.
A
Where did I run into you the first time? Because it was recently a year.
C
Oh, Birch premiere.
A
Oh, that's right. That's where I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun.
B
And I love Bert. I've had him on. I've had him on a couple shows and talk about, you know, the great thing about. See I. It's interesting to hear that you guys say that there's beef. I've heard about beefs in com in common somebody for people ripping off jokes. I've heard some of that. That to me, not such a. Not such a fan of. But what I see you guys, it's like Bert. Bert's is one of the guys that I look at like how I treat my industry of trying to help champion people and bring people up. And I think he's been a great mentor. Mentor or band leader or coach. But he seems to really be interested in all of his buddies and all his friends and helping people's careers years get recognized.
A
I got emotional. I got. We were in the Ozarks and we were backstage and I just turned to him and I got teary eyed and I just said, bro, growing up, no one invited me to play. Thanks for inviting me to play.
C
Yeah.
A
And I got really teary because it's like, you know, when you know, your friends invite you to do cool dude. It just. That's all I want. I just wanted someone to say yes.
B
Well, great. Because you know the cool I'm gonna bring you to.
A
Oh, you'll be later.
B
Hey, brother. No, I'm not kidding you. We're gonna. I'm gon some cool. Are you a country fan? Country music.
A
I love Shania Twain. You mean I love the double strut. Hey, I love the tipping the hats. I love all that.
B
So line dancing is big.
C
You go to the tipping Hat all the time.
A
Yeah, I tip hats all the time.
C
His favorite bar.
A
Howdy.
C
Wait. And I.
B
Well, I'm looking forward to what I'm.
C
Going to take you off one more question to you because I'm. I'm curious about it. People have asked me about it with what my opinion is. How many Is it a Chevelle? It's a Chevelle, right? Or it's a Camaro.
B
The car.
C
Yeah.
B
On the show. Camaro.
C
It's a Camaro. How many Camaros are there in the world?
A
What do you mean?
C
No, no, he knows, like, Snow Leopards. He does an intro. No, he uses them on Triple D. But when you have the Camaro, how many are there? And then where do they go? How do they go? People want to. No guy give it to me.
B
Inquiring minds. I'm a car junkie. Yeah, real junkie. Like, real problem.
C
Like you're sick.
B
Like, real problem. Yeah, My dad, when he was passing away, I was. I said to him, I said, hey, Dad, I got everything handled, man. I got all your stuff handled, you know. And I said, I just want you to know. And he. He. It's not my I'm worried about. He goes, you got so many goddamn cars. When you die, what are you going to do to your kids? Leave them all these goddamn cars? He says, you never tried to them. I said, dad, not everybody takes the van go off the wall, throws it in the front seat of their car and cruises around town. Yeah, I said, this is. This is my cars and my art. So I collect cars. I'm a big Chevy fan in particular.
A
How many cars do you think you have?
C
I mean, let me guess.
A
Okay, five.
C
I think you have no less than 50.
B
I have no less than 50. Me. But I have every car from our childhood. From our childhood hood. Every car that I wanted. I mean, I just. As a matter of fact, one of the first times, my first restaurant that I opened, first restaurant I opened, one of my great buddies, Baglietto Bags, as we call them, went to college together. We're standing out there, we're looking at the first Johnny Garlic's. We're standing on the parking lot and he says, guido, you know why you're going to be successful? And I'm like, because I work my ass off and because I'm a good cook. And he. And he goes, no, no, just to feed your car habit. You're going to work just so you can buy. Buy hot rod.
A
Where put him?
C
He's got a airplane hanger.
B
I have lifts. I mean, I'm like. I said, we're gonna do fun. I'm gonna write you to my house. I live up in. Up in Northern California.
A
You know, people say that all. Are you being real? Are you doing Hollywood?
B
Give me your goddamn phone. I'll put my number in there.
A
I tell you right now. I've been down this road with a bunch of people.
B
No rabbit hole, buddy.
A
Yeah, yeah. Hector Macho Camacho did this, you know.
C
Oh, Macho Camacho did this.
A
Yeah, yeah. It was the wrong number. Number. You know what I mean? I did it with aoc.
C
What?
A
Yeah.
C
When did you reenact with.
A
I was just throwing names up.
B
I was just gonna say we might have.
C
Dude.
A
Hector Macho Camacho. I just came about.
C
What do you mean you guys were gonna get hung out?
A
Yeah, yeah.
C
No. What?
B
All right. So anyhow, back to the car. Yeah, so the car. When we first did Triple D, we traveled around the country for 17 days shooting the pilot. And every time we went to a town, the producer called the local car club and said, hey, we need a convertible, because to shoot the show, you have to have. I have to be. It has to be an open top because we don't have enough lights in there. It's not a movie car, so we're not blowing lights. So it had to be convertible. So we drove around, we went, you know. I mean, we traveled everywhere and shot the pilot, and I drove all these different cars. Well, when the show got picked up, they called and said, okay, hey, we got picked up. We got eight episodes. Episodes. What of all those cars did you like? I said, well, the Camaro, the, you know, red Camaro, one of the most iconic cars ever. They went and bought that exact car. No, that exact car. But the problem was at being a car fanatic. I can't drive shitty cars. And the engine didn't run. The car didn't run well. Broke down in the intersection enough times. So when we changed production companies, I said, okay, now I'll handle the car. The car will be my baby. So. So I went and we did a restoration on A68 Camaro. Beautiful restoration, fantastic one, and one of the best restorations. I can't even play with you on that, because you own that guy only.
C
Gets the best rest.
B
So I did the. So we had the car, but my boys would sit there and banter back and forth about, you know, it's like, I'm not dying, kids, so don't talk about who's getting the goddamn.
C
Yeah.
B
This is more.
A
40 years away from that. Yeah, yeah.
B
So anyhow, I got this idea. I said, you know what? I want to take the car, and I want to upgrade the car. I want to put some real big, big motor, had a 502 in it. And so I went to my really good buddy Rory at VP Speed Shop, and I Said, Rory, I want you to make me two identical. Name the movie. Anybody? Identical.
A
Oh, I love this game.
B
Wait, Mom.
A
Echo, Glarion, Glen Ross. No, no, no.
C
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
B
There's no way it's not going to trial. You shot a good old boy.
A
Oh, scart. Starchy and Hutch.
C
Wait, okay.
A
Tango and cash just throwing out.
B
Oh, it's one of my favorite movies. And it was just.
A
What's the movie? What's the movie?
B
The entire store got the rings. The. The entire store got the flu. So, yes, I wear this ridiculous outfit in Europe. Honor. Your honor.
C
Is this my cousin Vinnie?
B
Absolutely.
C
Yeah. I was like, I knew. I knew it.
B
Savant.
C
Well, you know, when you said. When you did identical, I knew. I was like, how am I not hearing the identical? Yeah, so anyhow, I'm two for two today with Guy Fieri. I'm amped.
B
You're crushing.
C
So shut up, dude. He's going to give you his phone number.
B
I love the movie quotes and the movie trivia. Not that I watch, but I stopped watching movie like 20 years ago.
A
You got to watch weapons.
C
Oh, yeah.
B
Is that a porno?
A
No, no. It's the best movie I've seen in five years. I love weapons.
B
Weapons.
A
Yeah, it's so scary.
C
Okay, wait.
B
Okay, finish. Anyway, back to the car. Identical rabbit hole. Okay, So I go and I said to Rory, I said, I want you to make me two identical 68 Super Sport Camaros. And I. I want to make them. I want you to make them so perfect that I can't tell which is the. The original. So Rory and his team. And we filmed it, we made a show about it, actually, because it was such a big deal. So iconic. And so he makes the cars and he gets them done. And I invite all my friends and family. He's got about 150 people there. And we film the. We film the crescendo. And they bring the car out, they give everybody a voting paper. Is it car A or car B?
A
Wow, fun.
B
Okay, so every walks around, we're film this. All right? Now, come on. I'm not dumb. I. I know.
C
You know?
B
Okay. I mean, I give marital advice, and I've been married for the dating advice. I've been married for 30 years. I'm pretty sharp. So I know in the Camaro, in the original Camaro, there's a scratch in the windshield down in the lower left corner over by the VIN number.
C
Why? Why is that?
B
Why? Because I drive the car a bunch of times, and I just saw it there. And that kind of little thing ticks. Ticks me, you know?
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
So. And I also know that in the passenger side window railing there is a screw that is a little tarnished and a little bit rusted.
C
You are sick. He's sick.
B
Okay. It's really. Listen. You know how many times I've made my wife stop the car? Now, you drive slow, and I'm on the side of the road, and then I walk along the road listening to the car to find out where the goddamn squeak is.
A
Wow.
C
This guy's totaled, like, six cars.
A
Yeah.
B
All right, so it's. It's an issue. But, yeah, long story short, so everybody's done. So I go to my parents. Parents. I go to my kids. I say, listen, the scratch in the windshield is the thing to look for. So everybody knows this. All right? That's the original car. So we get done. Everybody votes. Okay? And everybody in the group picks car A. Yeah. My family, the small group of us pick, like, 20 of us pick car B.
C
Right.
B
You suckers. I know. I'm so not stupid.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
We're filming the whole thing. Thing. And they go. And the reveal is car. The original car is car A. Wow. I'm like, what?
A
What?
B
There's a scratch in the windshield. Yeah, we knew. You knew about it. We took the windshield out and we put it in car B. Oh, my God.
A
Rory.
C
Rory. Son of a. Rory.
B
Anyhow, the car. The cars are badass. I'm telling you. They're 700 horsepower plus. I mean, just really, they're. They're. They're 20. 22 race cars with 68 bodies on them. But the great thing is the fans love them. And we have a couple other 68s at some of our restaurants in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and one that we're doing in Myrtle beach. But the 68 Camaro has really become a big thing.
C
It's amazing. Pigeon Forge, by the way, shout out to if I went to Dolly World, baby.
B
Well, we have.
C
That's where she is.
B
We have downtown Flavortown there.
C
Yeah, I know. We walked right by it. We went right by.
A
Went to any of your restaurants? France. Could I drop your name?
B
You're gonna have my number. Okay. And I'll make sure that they get you seated within two hours.
C
How many. How many people? Literally, like, we know Guy Fieri. So we got a table real fast here, please. All right, so listen, Guy, we want to thank you. Very gracious.
B
I gotta go home now.
C
No, no.
A
Would you do your show?
C
No.
B
Yeah, no, we're gonna go do I show? I'm having too much fun with this.
C
We're having more fun now. We're gonna wrap up our show and say thank you great graciously for coming and being.
A
That was so great.
C
It means the world to us.
A
You've taught me so many things.
C
We are huge fans. We love to do this. If you can look into your camera and say, thank you for being a bad friend.
B
Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart, for my entire family and to yours. Thank you for being a bad.
A
Who. Yeah, who?
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Guest: Guy Fieri
Release Date: September 15, 2025
In this vibrant and chaotic episode of Bad Friends, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are joined by culinary legend and TV star Guy Fieri. The trio dives deep into topics ranging from Food Network politics and dating ethics to the magic of "Flavortown," all wrapped in the show's signature banter, playful insults, and genuine chemistry. Guy brings stories from his journey, shares life philosophy, and reveals lesser-known sides of his philanthropy and passions. The episode is packed with laughs, inside chef talk, life lessons, and sincere moments.
| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|---------------:| | Hosts riff on “monkey philosophy” and shreking | 00:40 – 05:40 | | Guy’s intro, family, and first impressions | 20:31 – 23:33 | | Food Network behind-the-scenes & chef beef | 42:01 – 51:35 | | Philanthropy/Disaster Relief stories | 56:06 – 61:22 | | Flavortown “brand” – flame shirt & fandom | 76:02 – 77:39 | | Life & dating advice (exes, code, marriage) | 68:36 – 73:34 | | Triple D Camaro saga & car collection | 84:35 – 92:54 | | Authencity in comedy, pod, and life | 81:05 – 82:44 |
Guy Fieri brings playful energy, heartfelt stories, and pragmatic advice, fitting seamlessly into the Bad Friends universe. This episode is a blend of hilarity, humility, and sincerity—revealing surprising depths behind the “King of Flavortown” label, and reminding listeners that a real legend tastes life with as much joy and openness as he does food.
End quote:
“Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart, for my entire family and to yours. Thank you for being a bad friend.” — Guy Fieri [93:39]