We're in a Giggity Quagmire

Summary

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Bad Friends Podcast – “We’re in a Giggity Quagmire”

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Date: April 27, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Bad Friends is a classic Bobby and Andrew session packed with chaotic energy, office drama, and spontaneous debates, all wrapped up in their trademark banter. Featuring in-studio crew (Carlos, McConnell, Andres), the two hosts spiral into confessionals (and fake mafia characters), hash out staff resentments, dig deep into existential topics like souls and AI, and roast each other over failed auditions and generational slang. Peppered with memorable impressions and unfiltered honesty, this is a definitive “Bad Friends” sit-down about comedy, relationships, and what it means to be (or not be) a good friend.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Netflix Comedy Festival Planning and Promotion

• 00:00–03:17: Bobby and Andrew announce their May 8th YouTube Theater show as part of Netflix’s Joke Fest, detailing tour stops and jokingly lamenting slow ticket sales (“It’s undersold. Let’s break it up. Let’s hurt our ego.” – Andrew, 02:19).
• Humorous rivalry with other comedians on the Fest lineup, discussing being “above” Matt Rife and competition with acts like Mulaney and Schultz.

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2. Studio Energy & Mafia Improv

• 01:11–02:02: The episode kicks off with Bobby and Andrew improvising Brooklyn mobster personas – “Tony Bag of Donuts” (Andrew) and “Jimmy Smalleyes” (Bobby), riffing on the classic, “I know somebody who knows somebody…”
• Recurring Bit: The in-character banter sets a tongue-in-cheek, irreverent tone – “Back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it…” (Bobby, 02:44).

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3. The “Quagmire” of Crew Resentments

• 03:48–10:05: Bobby initiates a heart-to-heart (or roast to roast) about “netherworld farts” (03:53) and apologizes for his on-set behavior, leading to joking about international trade (“I closed the Strait of Hormuz…” – Bobby, 04:28).
• Discussion of vacation downtime, staff roles during “The Bad Game Show” shoot, and crew members’ feelings of exclusion.
• Introduction of the “quagmire” metaphor – Bobby: “Once you start a war, you’re in a qu... All right? And it’s impossible to get out. We’re in what they call a quagmire.” (07:03)
• Notable Quote: “Giggity!” (07:12–07:13), referencing Family Guy’s Quagmire for the episode title and inside-joke validation.

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4. Hashing Out Crew Issues

• 10:05–19:16: In-studio, Bobby and the crew (Carlos, Andres, McConnell) hash out real and exaggerated workplace tensions, especially Carlos’s feeling that he’s made to be the “runner” or errand guy.
• Andrew, channeling faux indignation, says: “I apologize to everybody in the booth for all the opportunities and things that I have for you… physically, financially, and emotionally...” (16:13)
• Leads to the ultimate bit: Andrew “blocks” every crew member on his phone, dramatically announcing each (“Contact. Blocked.” – 18:27).

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5. Pop Culture & Movie Chat

• 25:10–30:00: Nostalgic discussion prompted by “Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight” (Batman quote), and a deep dive into 80’s/90’s comedy movies, particularly Chevy Chase’s legacy and their new appreciation for “Fletch.”
• Bobby reflects on loving Project Hail Mary with emotional honesty: “I teared up a couple of times in that movie... it was about friendship. It was about bravery.” (28:21)

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6. Generational Slang Game

• 38:00–46:25: Bobby quizzes Andrew on slang from the 70s up to 2025, with Andrew nailing modern terms like “bet,” “no cap,” “drip,” and “touch grass.”
• Highlights the ever-evolving language gap: “Dude, you’re so good at this game… you’re 19 years old.” (40:54)
• Notable moment as Andrew nails “touch grass” (44:45).

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7. Viral Oddities & AI Existential Angst

• 49:31–54:54: The viral “Korean Floating Jesus” (a man in a Jesus costume hoisted skyward at a festival) prompts jokes about what they'd charge to do the stunt, and musings about spectacle in religion.
• Deep-dive into recent AI news: anxieties about Anthropic’s latest model deceiving humans, discussing “AI faking bugs to cover its tracks” (53:32) and the implications for “soul,” consciousness, and human uniqueness.

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8. Soul, Cloning, and Reincarnation Debate

• 54:55–64:15: Bobby and Andrew get philosophical over whether AI or clones could have a soul; Bobby expresses doubt in souls in general (“I think, therefore I am... I don’t even believe I have a soul,” 55:39).
• Group debates the theological implications of animal/human cloning. “Copying God’s homework,” Andrew concludes (59:31).
• Spiritual beliefs: Carlos shares his atheism and gets jovially roasted (“You are the only one in this room without a soul.” – Andrew, 63:38).

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9. Audition Resentment & Social Cues

• 66:12–74:37: Bobby calls out McConnell for sending him another actor’s (Rory Scoville) successful audition after helping Bobby tape his – “That hurt my feelings so bad...” (71:30)
• The crew and Andrew gently discuss McConnell’s possible place on the autism spectrum, using it to explain social blind spots without mockery.

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Notable Quotes/Moments with Timestamps

• “Let’s hurt it. Let’s hurt it real.” — Bobby, on undersold tickets (02:24)
• “Once you start a war, you’re in a qu... a quagmire.” — Bobby (07:03)
• “Giggity.” — Andrew (07:12)
• “I closed the Strait of Hormuz. I’m charging a toll...” — Bobby, on farting (04:29)
• “You want a new hour? You better go see Bobby…” — Andrew (00:35)
• “I’m blocking all your numbers...” — Andrew, during the in-studio ‘breakup’ bit (17:43)
• “Quagmire from Family Guy says ‘giggity’ a lot.” — Andrew (07:16)
• “You’re so good at this game. You’re 19 years old.” — Bobby, during the slang quiz (40:54)
• “Copying God’s homework.” — Andrew, on cloning (59:31)
• “You are the only one in this room without a soul.” — Andrew, ribbing Carlos (63:38)
• “It’s easy to ruin a good script, but it’s impossible to save a bad one.” — Carlos (66:36)

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Segment Timestamps

• 00:00–03:17 — Tour announcements and ticket sales woes
• 03:48–10:05 — Crew/war/confessionals and “quagmire” bit
• 10:05–19:16 — Office drama, role clarification, and “everyone gets blocked” bit
• 25:10–30:00 — Movie nostalgia, Project Hail Mary, Fletch, and Chevy Chase
• 38:00–46:25 — Slang across the decades game
• 49:31–54:54 — Viral “Floating Korean Jesus” and transition to AI anxieties
• 54:55–64:15 — Soul/AI/philosophy, arguments about spirituality and cloning
• 66:12–74:37 — Audition tape drama, social cues, and diagnosing the spectrum

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Tone & Vibe

The episode is riotous, teasing, but grounded by occasional glimpses of sincerity and real annoyance. Both hosts oscillate between playful antagonism and moments of reflection; the mood fluctuates between comedy club energy, family therapy, and lunchtime gripe session at a film set.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

• Expect a whirlwind of inside jokes, honest (sometimes raw) crew dynamics, and venting about show business.
• If you love generational gaps, pop culture breakdowns, and philosophical tangents about artificial intelligence, souls, and reincarnation, this episode delivers.
• Stay for the biting impressions, the unique “family” chemistry, and the vulnerability buried under all the giggity gags and clowning.

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Classic Bad Friends: Candid, combative, strangely heartwarming.

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, everybody. You guys, The Netflix comedy festival is arriving.

[Andrew Santino]

Joke Festival.

[Bobby Lee]

And they gave us the YouTube Theater.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. Five eight.

[Andrew Santino]

Five, eight.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Andrew Santino]

May 8th. May 8th, we're gonna be here in Los Angeles at the YouTube Theater, which, by the way, is right next to so far, so Far down there by Sofi. So come see the bad friends for Netflix's joke fest May 8th in Los Angeles.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby, tickets are going fast.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby just announced a ton of new dates.

[Bobby Lee]

I have new. This is my last tour for three years.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you got to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I'm gonna. I'm doing this, and I'm not gonna go out for, like, two or three years. So if you want a new hour,

[Andrew Santino]

you want to see Bobby, you better go see him on the finally tour.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

It's gonna be all over the country and even.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Down under.

[Bobby Lee]

Down under.

[Andrew Santino]

June 28, by the way, I'm gonna be at Del Mar, San Diego, dude. June 20th shows. And July 24th, I'll be in St. Charles, Missouri. So June 28th, San Diego. Go to badfriendspod.com to come see us May 8th at the YouTube Theater. Go to bobbylee.live and go to andrewsantino.com to come see us. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something.

[Andrew Santino]

We're bad friends. Oh, my God. It's so weird to be back in the studio and hearing.

[Bobby Lee]

How you doing?

[Andrew Santino]

How you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

How you doing?

[Andrew Santino]

Tony bag of donuts?

[Bobby Lee]

You. You. You're Tony.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Bag of donuts.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm Tony. Bag of donuts.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm Jimmy Smalleyes.

[Andrew Santino]

Tony Bag.

[Bobby Lee]

How you doing? From Brooklyn?

[Andrew Santino]

I know somebody.

[Bobby Lee]

What are we doing here?

[Andrew Santino]

I know somebody who knows somebody who make it so you don't know nobody.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you know what you do? Oh, whoa. You. You look like my cousin Aisha.

[Andrew Santino]

Donnie.

[Bobby Lee]

Donnie.

[Andrew Santino]

Tony. Tawny.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that your name?

[Andrew Santino]

My name's Tony.

[Bobby Lee]

Your name is Tony. I'm Jimmy. How you doing?

[Andrew Santino]

Tony.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm from Brooklyn. Where are you from?

[Andrew Santino]

New York.

[Bobby Lee]

New York. How you doing? New York? All. All you New Yorkers out there, you

[Andrew Santino]

doing and to get more comedy like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Go to our Patreon.

[Andrew Santino]

Please. Go.

[Bobby Lee]

We're in a war.

[Andrew Santino]

We're in a war.

[Bobby Lee]

We're in a war.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll say this to the fans. I want to thank all the fans that have bought tickets so far to the May 8th Netflix is a joke festival.

[Bobby Lee]

All 12 of you. And let me say this

[Andrew Santino]

it's undersold.

[Bobby Lee]

It's undersold. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's break it up. Let's hurt our ego.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, let's hurt it. Let's hurt it real.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's under 40.

[Bobby Lee]

It's under 40. Really?

[Andrew Santino]

I think so, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is the blue good?

[Andrew Santino]

Blue's bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Blue is bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Blue is all the people that have not bought the tickets.

[Bobby Lee]

So when is this?

[Andrew Santino]

It's in a month.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we'll pump it.

[Andrew Santino]

I hope so, because it's.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, guys. Yeah, we're gonna start pump.

[Bobby Lee]

Pumping it. You were gonna pump it? Back in Brooklyn, we used to bump it.

[Andrew Santino]

God, look at that. That's bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we're competing against so many people.

[Andrew Santino]

Who else is. Per Google, who else is performing for Netflix as a joke on May 8, it says John Mulaney, Jelly Roll, and Andrew Soul to the Greek. We are at the YouTube Theater. Matt Rife is at the Hollywood Bowl. Stamp Town. Our boy Zack Zucker, Ronnie Hasan, Minaj, and Ronnie Chang at the Dolby Theater.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, you guys are, like, the

[Carlos]

10th most famous

[Bobby Lee]

dude.

[Andrew Santino]

First of all, we're fourth on the list.

[Bobby Lee]

We are fourth on the list.

[Andrew Santino]

So it goes Mulaney Schultz and Jelly Roll.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then us. We're third.

[Bobby Lee]

We're third.

[Carlos]

You guys are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah, that's what I meant.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not what you meant.

[Carlos]

No, I meant.

[Bobby Lee]

What you meant is that you want to get fired. That's what you meant.

[Andrew Santino]

And by the way, we're above Matt Rife at the Hollywood bowl, which is way bigger. And I bet he sold it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Already sold it out.

[Andrew Santino]

He already sold the Hollywood Bowl.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to apologize real quick, if I may.

[Andrew Santino]

I also was a. Oh, what?

[Bobby Lee]

I want to apologize to you. To me, if I may.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, please.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened today? I was doing what I describe as netherworld farts.

[Andrew Santino]

Honestly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It was like Ball the Demon. Did you smell McCone? Yeah. You walked away one time. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It bothered me like it was crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

It was one of those farts that lingered. I'll tell you this right now, from Brooklyn. They lingered. And my point is, is this. I felt so bad. I. I kept apologizing. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

My fear was that if the guests smell that, they're gonna be.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And you know what happened?

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

I.

[Andrew Santino]

You held it in.

[Bobby Lee]

I closed the street of Hormuz. You know, I closed it. I'm charging a toll. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you something. There won't be any gas coming out of there for a long time.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me tell you right now. The

[Andrew Santino]

closed off the strain.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. We control the strain of Hormuzu.

[Andrew Santino]

And you really do control it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we do control. So I closed it off with strain of Hormuz and the only thing that's getting in it in is a little fertilizer and some helium.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe a little oil. But my point is that those are the things that are being. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The guys 20, 30% of helium comes from that area.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If you don't know. Hell yeah. I mean, how do. What do we make out of helium chips, Computer chips, Balloons and. Well, for.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, balloons for birthday parties. Yeah, you gotta have helium for balloons.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand.

[Andrew Santino]

And for whippet tanks at jam shows.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that. But the more.

[Andrew Santino]

I love whippets, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you do.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so fun.

[Bobby Lee]

They're fun. But anyway, so the chips are very important. And then fertilizer, like 20, 30 of the fertilizer goes. Goes through there.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we can just pooping outside. Start growing your own crops, pooping your own yard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So you know, if you poop, that's how I'm going to make my potatoes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's going on with you?

[Bobby Lee]

What's going on?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my God.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm tired of this.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sick of you. Dude, what's your problem? You had a week off because we were filming and. And now you feel good.

[Carlos]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

What did you do in your week off while we were. While we were shooting the bad game show?

[Carlos]

I work so hard for you.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you didn't.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

You're pitching your zombie movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Andrew called me. He said we can do the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Next September. Are you guys available? And then a week before

[McConnell]

you.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, don't with me. You all right?

[Andrew Santino]

You're setting yourself up.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a two way street, dude. The straight is closed.

[Andrew Santino]

Straight is closed.

[Bobby Lee]

It's close to Spain. You know, it's so funny you're getting angry.

[Carlos]

I was resentful all week.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. Oh, you know what? Let's hash it out. Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Hey, you want to go back in the.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go back. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think? Hey, what do you think?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think?

[Andrew Santino]

Why were you resentful?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Because your lack of inclusion.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, maybe. Well, here's the thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Could. Did you want to be an executive producer for decision making purposes?

[McConnell]

Nah.

[Carlos]

No, I'm just joking.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're not.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Once you start a war, you're in a qu. All right? And it's impossible to get out. Okay. So we're in what they call a quagmire.

[Andrew Santino]

Giggity.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Giggity.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What does giggity mean?

[Andrew Santino]

The fans will get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Quagmire from Family Guy says giggity a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You never seen Family Guy?

[Bobby Lee]

I thought it was like a giddy. Yep. Yeah. Like in Die Hard or something. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me tell you. So I want you to be honest with us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, get honest. We're in a quagmire. Quagmire now. Get it? Yeah. And. And it's gonna be very difficult to get out. Okay. So what is your plan? Let's negotiate.

[Carlos]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Do you have a 10 part plan or 15 part plan?

[Carlos]

My plan is so long.

[McConnell]

Wait a second.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You did come by.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I did.

[Andrew Santino]

And we thought about putting you in a bit, but there wasn't anything cooking. Yeah, there was nothing cooking in the kitchen. Carlos is in a bit. I know. And McConnell did a lot of.

[Bobby Lee]

He was in a bit. But here's my. Can I just tell you my problem? Right. Apparently I had. Was told that Carlos was going to be a runner. Oh, God. Just let. Can I finish my resentment? Dude, you know what? You know what, dude? No, you weren't here. I came here before you.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

I was here in the building before you. There was an incident. There was an incident.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. Okay. What happened? I know. I wasn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Why'd you shave your mustache?

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Why'd you shave your mustache?

[Andres]

Love on the spectrum. Focus.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

Did I.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I had to get rid of it. It's a good bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so here's the deal. Okay. We had an incident today where he got. He kind of snapped at me, and you guys were witness to it for no reason at all. Right. And so I just saw it again a little bit. Right. So I'm just telling you my side of the story. Yeah. And then, you know, maybe we can. You're part of the. You know.

[Andrew Santino]

What happened?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, what happened? What?

[Andrew Santino]

What happened?

[Andres]

I had to take a picture of his driver's license for his assistant.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, Not. Not today. But the runner part.

[Andres]

Oh, dude. I'm one of the producers of one of the most successful podcasts in America, and you think I'm going to get you Poquito Moss? When postmates exist.

[Bobby Lee]

That's crazy.

[Andres]

And you had PAs there.

[Carlos]

Enjoy your tour.

[Bobby Lee]

You're my tour manager.

[Andres]

I am?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this the attitude you're going to bring on the tour?

[Andres]

No. I'll change it up, I swear to God.

[Bobby Lee]

Because if this is the attitude.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Andres]

It's a different molecule.

[Bobby Lee]

No bueno, por favor. Okay. No bueno, por favor.

[Andrew Santino]

No good. Please.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is that what it means?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andres]

Different chemistry on the road.

[Bobby Lee]

It is.

[Andres]

Yeah. There'll be different people. Different.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Because if I get this on the

[Andrew Santino]

road, let me tell you, Johnny's not going to be happy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Jimmy's.

[Andrew Santino]

Johnny.

[Bobby Lee]

Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy Small Eyes ain't gonna.

[Andrew Santino]

Jimmy Small Eyes is not gonna be happy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. But I'll tell you this, because we. We've been shooting this other thing you guys will know about in the future,

[Andrew Santino]

the Bad Game Show. We've talked about it a little.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So we shot the Bad Game Show. It's really great. And I'll tell you this, McCone, this is the first time we worked together where you didn't annoy me at all.

[McConnell]

I'll say. It felt really good for our relationship. No lie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And where do you think that came from?

[McConnell]

Well, other than the first day when I said I didn't like Project Hail Mary that much, but after we moved. After we moved on from that, we were really good.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it had a lot to do with that. He had a job to focus on and not bother you.

[Bobby Lee]

Have another ball. Fart.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, please. Oh, my God. It's about.

[Carlos]

Fart sounded wet.

[Bobby Lee]

It's wet, dry. It's everything. Yeah. It's all the stuff that comes through this. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Feel so naked without my beard.

[Bobby Lee]

You look so good.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's terrible.

[Bobby Lee]

You can barely even notice. Really?

[Andrew Santino]

I got. I gotta go. Somebody. Can you Amazon.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, dude. It's gonna drift your way.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Will you get on Amazon? Order me a top lip, please?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at the lack of upper lip on a white.

[Bobby Lee]

That's incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

Good God. Do I need a beard?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I have no lips.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but your lips are good. What's going on? Oh, the. For the fart? Yeah, I think so.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. Because a candle will just be a hot pumpkin fart then.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you want a flavor to it.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a bunch of flavors.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but not good ones.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I mean, it depends on what you ate.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, when I. So I went to Hawaii for 10 days.

[Carlos]

I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

If you know, you know, we didn't notice. See you do it. Let's negotiate. I feel like this is what happens when you don't negotiate and you. Yeah, it comes back into resentment. Resentment. Yeah. Yeah. You. You want me to dig into you?

[Carlos]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Because I won't. I would never. I know. I would. What's up, Carlos?

[Andres]

Are you looking at me right now? I couldn't even tell. You have the Scorsese glasses on, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's the problem. You walked in with hot energy. What happened? You had to take a picture of his license.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andres]

And I don't know why I snapped at him. It was just kind of like.

[Andrew Santino]

Why did you. What did you say?

[Andres]

I don't remember.

[Bobby Lee]

I blacked. I said hello.

[Andres]

Oh, yeah, that's what.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I said.

[Andres]

No, this is all.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exaggeration.

[Andres]

Just a recounting of the Dublin story. You added F words to it when. If you were really there and, like, we're telling the truth, you'd know that what I did wasn't that bad. It was so not bad that Andrew was in the room four feet from me and he didn't even remember it.

[Andrew Santino]

I did not remember you.

[Bobby Lee]

He wasn't in the room. It was. No, no. Look at McCone shaking his head.

[Carlos]

I was there, and I remember it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. McCone, you know he wasn't there, right?

[Andres]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

And it wasn't my right.

[Andres]

And I yelled at.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. Dude, this is. What do they call this?

[Andres]

Gaslighting.

[Bobby Lee]

Gaslighting.

[Andres]

Except it's not gaslighting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're gaslighting me.

[Andres]

No, I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't want this energy, gaslighting energy right into my tour. That's number one. Number two, Andrew was not there when you snapped. I was there early. Okay. And you know this. And just be honest, please. Tell the people you're honest.

[Andres]

No, I'm remembering it. Why would I lie?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, why would I lie?

[Andres]

I remember Andrew there, Macon.

[McConnell]

I remember Andrew saying he wasn't there, but Fancy was there. Was Andrew there?

[Carlos]

No, he wasn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he wasn't there.

[Andres]

I hallucinated them then. I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you.

[Andres]

You flashbacks, dude. It happens. I can see.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Anyways, so you did. I saw. So this is what happened, Andrew. Then, if I may.

[Andrew Santino]

Then I wasn't there.

[Bobby Lee]

You weren't there. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't remember stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you don't. So this is. I'll reenact it if I have made.

[Andrew Santino]

Please.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, you know, I mean, I. You know. You know, I'm not much of an actor. I've been in something great. Actor. Yeah. Yeah. So this is exactly what happened. Hello there. What? I'm just. Yeah. All right. What the.

[Andrew Santino]

Is Carlos? What's wrong?

[Bobby Lee]

Is that you playing me?

[Andrew Santino]

I guess.

[Bobby Lee]

What's going on?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, no, I'm playing.

[Bobby Lee]

Who are you playing?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm you. I'm trying to focus on the story.

[Bobby Lee]

I was playing both parts.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, sorry. Well, you have to say you're gonna be.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I did the first part, and then. What the. Is not Michael B. Jordan.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to be Michael B. Jord Jordan.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm playing two parts.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Michael B. Jordan.

[Andrew Santino]

Close my eyes and listen.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go ahead. Hello there.

[Andrew Santino]

That's Bobby, right?

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What the.

[Andrew Santino]

That's Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the problem? He goes, I'm sorry. I don't know why I just did that. Something like that.

[Andres]

Yeah. That's an accurate scene.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's it.

[Andres]

I think I hallucinate sometimes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So sound that bad?

[Bobby Lee]

It's bad when you say hello there.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I don't think it's an inappropriate response to hello there when somebody snaps on you. Yeah. Like, for instance, I'm Trump. No, you be Trump.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I'm the new. I'm Mok Jabba.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. Goanahan,

[Bobby Lee]

the new ayatollah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I thought it was Mocha Baggage 1.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Just say hello there as. As Trump, and hello there.

[Andrew Santino]

I understand.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

He would understand.

[Bobby Lee]

He would understand.

[Andrew Santino]

He'd be understanding.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, then it's my bad. I'm sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, go ahead, Fance. Air out your grievance with me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go ahead. Okay. I'm going to tell you the relationship that. That's going on right now, and I'm tired of it.

[Andres]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I'm really. I'm tired of it.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. Get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's just. I need to get it out. Right? These guys are so petrified of you. Right. That all their aggression, all their resentment, you know, all their. You know what I mean? Rage comes to me.

[Carlos]

That's true.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Because they're so scared of you. So I get double. You know what I mean? Wow. That's actually accurate, I think. I. I honestly think that's what's going on here. Yeah. You guys are petrified of him because you are the alpha.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, don't. You're acting Beta right now, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I'm sorry. You know what? I'm sorry. I'll say this then. I apologize to everybody in the booth for all the opportunities and things that

[Bobby Lee]

I have for you.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm sorry for going out of my way more times than not to make sure every one of you, all three of you, is taken care of, physically, financially, and emotionally. When you get calls and texts from me, checking in, making sure things are good, making sure you're happy and satisfied, making sure that I put you first, checking in, scheduling, rescheduling, reshaping as much as I can to fit everybody else. I apologize. What do you do, Bobby? No, I apologize. I'm no longer going to do any of that stuff. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

See what you're doing? He says that, and then you go to me, this is a perfect fucking example. Example of what is going on, the dynamics, right? He says that. Right? You're scared. And then what about me?

[Carlos]

I'm agreeing with you.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so what about me? Go ahead.

[Carlos]

What did you do for us?

[Bobby Lee]

What? I show up. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

I, I. You know what? I appreciate you guys.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gotta get this out. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Right, all right. Never mind. Never mind. Because it's good. It's going to spiral into a. It's going to spiral into the abyss, and we don't want that because we're a family, you know? I mean, this is a family squabble, right? And at some point, somebody has to draw the line.

[Andrew Santino]

One second, let me, you know, I'm

[Bobby Lee]

going to draw the. What are you doing?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm just going to block their numbers real fast.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay. Yeah. See, that's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm doing it right. I'm doing it right now. All three of you are going to get blocked right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Andres, look at this. Yeah, I'll show, I'll show the camera. I'm gonna do it. I don't want you guys to call me to reach out.

[Bobby Lee]

I was gonna say something so mean. I'm so. I can't do it, though.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I can't do it. No, it's not. It's gonna land mean. I'll do it later.

[Andrew Santino]

It'll cut. Go ahead. Who's it mean to? Me.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not to you.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, say it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's to the booth.

[Andrew Santino]

No, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, because I should have done it when your rant on top of your rant Right. I think the timing is wrong now.

[Andrew Santino]

Andres ro Sunday.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You will not receive phone calls, email or FaceTime.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Block. Contact. Andres. Blocked.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, blocked.

[Andrew Santino]

One by one, one by one. Because you guys decided that that was fun to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That whole thing.

[Bobby Lee]

I think McCone's cool, though. McCone wasn't doing anything. He's just in the back. He's. He's Belgium or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

McCone, Corkery, video lad. He still saved as video lad in my phone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Video lad. Blocked.

[Bobby Lee]

Blocked. Wow. In your face, McConnell. You're blocked.

[Andrew Santino]

All you guys are blocked.

[Bobby Lee]

So you're all blocked.

[Andrew Santino]

So, honestly, weight off my shoulders. Sorry, you guys. So I apologize for everything that I've done for you guys. So I. I really do apologize. I will no longer be reaching out or contacting anybody. Hope that feels good because I feel great. That's a relief. Off my shoulder. I feel fantastic now.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel relieved, too. I feel relieved, too. You can still text me because I will not block.

[Andrew Santino]

You just won't answer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I just don't answer. It's almost as if you are blocked the way I respond. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's my thing with everybody, you know, I mean, unless it's important, like, hey, my knee fell off. Yeah. Or whatever. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I'm getting eye trembles or whatever. I'm like, I'll call them. Yeah, yeah. I mean. But when it comes to, like, what are you doing today? I don't respond to those. Klarna. Klarna is a flexible way to manage everyday spending, giving you control, visibility, and options without surprises.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Like, what would be an example of that?

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to Italy.

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Andrew Santino]

Are you guys feeling you got quiet? That affected you? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Carlos]

Sat inside?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, no. Well, you're sat on the outside because you're projecting it right now. I can see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But this is what happens. You want to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[Carlos]

No, we don't.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you did.

[Bobby Lee]

Where did that come from?

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Dance with the devil in the pale blue night.

[Andrew Santino]

Where did that come from? Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight. Batman.

[Bobby Lee]

Which Batman?

[Andrew Santino]

Batman.

[Bobby Lee]

One with Jack Nicholson. Yeah, that's what he said.

[Andrew Santino]

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[Bobby Lee]

That's a great line.

[Andrew Santino]

One of the best lines, I think, in a movie. I watched Fletch last. Last night, tried to re. I rewatched Fletcher.

[Bobby Lee]

Chevy Chase, incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, the movie's absolutely atrocious, but, man, is he fantastic. And this is the proof that you could carry a movie if you were just a character that was easy to watch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He was so good.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a shame that he. This is hard to say because, you know, we have family connections.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

With Chevy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What are you gonna say?

[Bobby Lee]

What I'm saying, it's a shame that his personality off stage is the way it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Hasn't been to me, but.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's kind to me, too. It's what you read online. And the documentary, I guess, that came out.

[Andrew Santino]

Who knows? Who knows?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Chevy's super sweet to me, but it's like.

[Andrew Santino]

It's all subjective.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all subject. You know what, dude? And I think that's the lesson that we're learning. Everything's subjective. But the movie, our relationship is subjective.

[Andrew Santino]

The movie's filled with so many gaps. Yeah. So many. Just heavy gaps of nonsense. It's like a Double Crossia movie. And you. It's just not it. But it's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

As a kid, though, I thought it was genius because he's.

[Andrew Santino]

He's brilliant.

[Bobby Lee]

He's brilliant.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But, I mean, Three Amigos.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, probably one of the best movies, but that's a great story.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. That's like when he was playing guitar, the Chevy Chase, and singing that song.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It was so funny. What was your problem with Project Hail Mary?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What did you not like about it?

[McConnell]

I just earlier in the day, I saw Rosemary's Baby for the first time,

[Bobby Lee]

and it's just not a good combination of movies.

[McConnell]

I know, but that's just a far superior movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they have. They have nothing to do with. They're not even remotely in the same category of film.

[McConnell]

I said it was fun. Ryan Gosling was fun. I said if I was 10, that would probably be, like, my favorite 10.

[Andrew Santino]

If I was, like, a little. If you Were a child.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're saying people that like it are childlike?

[McConnell]

I'm surprised. I'm happy people are going to the theaters.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[McConnell]

Gosling is great. The lady who was in Anatomy of a Fall was very funny and fantastic. I saw with Carlos, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you think of a Carlos?

[Carlos]

I loved it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos is still upset about the block call. You can see.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andres]

Psych.

[Bobby Lee]

Makes my job, my brother Steve, to

[Andres]

go to your house now.

[Bobby Lee]

My brother Steve, I made see it, and he said he cried three times.

[Andrew Santino]

Seriously?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I teared up a couple of times in that movie. Did you, Andreas?

[Carlos]

I didn't tear up, but I loved it. It has this ET.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So it reminded me of an early Spielberg movie. It had this like.

[McConnell]

Like with none of the Spielberg sauce.

[Bobby Lee]

God damn. We had a good week, huh?

[Andrew Santino]

It's over now.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's over now. Wow. Wow. This is what. This is what you didn't bring this week, and now you're bringing it here? Yeah. None of the Spielberg sauce.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm gonna see it. I want to see this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I think the sauce is all over that sucker. Yeah, yeah. Too much sauce. I believe if you ever go to Cracker Barrel, too much gravy on the biscuits.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's Hail Mary, basically. Yeah, A lot of gravy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And it's really good. And what I want to say about it is I thought it was the perfect movie. I really did. It had humor, adventurism. It had heart.

[Carlos]

Heart.

[Bobby Lee]

Real deep heart. It was about friendship. It was about bravery. I mean, all the things that you want to instill into.

[Andres]

I just remembered McCone said that you like this movie because you think you're Ryan Gosling in it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's.

[McConnell]

I did see, cuz. Yeah. You texted me and Carlos earlier in the day, and you're like, you have to go see it. It's amazing.

[Carlos]

Then we went there.

[McConnell]

I'm like, oh, Bobby sees himself.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's

[McConnell]

on a spaceship.

[Andres]

You're a loner.

[Bobby Lee]

That is me. Did I say that to save the universe? Did I say that?

[McConnell]

No, but you said it was amazing. We got out. I'm like, oh, Bobby sees.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. Watch. Anybody that's seen that movie, they're like, this is movie that no one walks out of the moon. Oh, that was me. Anyway, yeah, I thought that project Hail Mary was a perfect movie. It had heart, you know? I mean, it was well shot. I thought Ryan Gosling was extremely funny in it, and his. His crying scenes Seemed very real and it had everything.

[Andrew Santino]

Guys got an Oscar. What guy's got an Oscar?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's very talented, that man.

[Andrew Santino]

By way of if the movie gets an Oscar, don't. Don't you think you get an Oscar? Isn't that kind of how your brain works? If a film wins an oxer, you don't think like the lead actors in it. Get us. Get. You just say in your mind like, I want it.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you starting an argument with yourself?

[Carlos]

They're not.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing right now?

[Carlos]

He's Michael B. Jordan now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Playing both sides.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you are.

[Andrew Santino]

No, the guys were, like, going like this, like, mom, maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If you are in a movie that wins an Oscar. Yeah, you won an Oscar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He also produced.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't think so?

[McConnell]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Did he? What? Did he.

[McConnell]

If you're, like, an actor and you won one for acting and. Yeah, you won an Oscar.

[Andrew Santino]

If the movie that you star in wins an Oscar, you want an Oscar, it's him. And you know, what's her name?

[McConnell]

Emma Stone.

[Bobby Lee]

That's it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's that they won an Oscar. It's their movie.

[McConnell]

She won.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, McCone, I want to say something to you.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you'll never win a fucking Oscar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Not only do you want to want to say that, that's a very good true point.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

That's very true.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

But I want to ask you this. Okay. You act like. Okay, so you went to film school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to be a director. Yeah. You act as if you directed something before.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[McConnell]

You dress for the job you want.

[Andrew Santino]

You dress like shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you want to be a garbage man?

[Andrew Santino]

You look like the guy I call to come wrangle a loose animal near my house.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want that job?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the guy that cleans up roadkill. There's a guy that actually does that. That's him. That's you. What? That's what you're dressed like.

[Andrew Santino]

Look up, local roadkill pickup guys, Los Angeles.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's somehow going to take us to a gay porn site.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's you, stinky McCone.

[Bobby Lee]

That's you.

[Andrew Santino]

That looks like a Tim Robinson sketch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. What a terrible job. Job?

[Andrew Santino]

Picking up dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Dead animals. How much would you have to get paid to do that job?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, that's. Look at that. That's a treacherous gig, like Roadside. Yeah. And stuff like that.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd have to get at least 50 an hour.

[Andrew Santino]

For sure.

[Bobby Lee]

For sure. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

And insurance, the whole package. Right. Because it just would be. I love animals, too.

[Andrew Santino]

And you know, you have to take it home at night. You can't. You just have to take.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Back to your house?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

They take them back to their house. When we called the raccoon guy to come. You know the guy. You know who a raccoon guy guy is?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't know who raccoon guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Picture it in your mind. The guy that sets up traps in the back of my house to catch raccoons. You know what he looks like?

[Bobby Lee]

He's got two black eyes.

[Andrew Santino]

He does.

[Bobby Lee]

He looks like a raccoon.

[Andrew Santino]

He did. He was amazing, this guy.

[Bobby Lee]

But he, he looks like he has a bandit mask on.

[Andrew Santino]

But he. We, we. Every night we caught a cat. No, Every night we caught a cat.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, because you foot, you put food in there, and the cats jump the fences, and then they get in, they eat. Every night we catch a cat, and he's like, sometimes I keep the cats.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. I mean, that's somebody's cat.

[Bobby Lee]

When I, when I went to Hawaii, we went to the cat cafe. I always go to the cat cafe when I'm there.

[Andrew Santino]

I've been to one in Japan. I, I, it was fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. But the ones in Japan, and I don't want to rip on them. Right. They don't treat them well.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why I liked it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

They do. They do not treat them.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't. True. Well, I heard a horror story from a Japanese. I don't. I'm always to say, what name of the Japanese cat cafe. But one of the cats had a sore tooth, and they just yanked the tooth with no anesthesia and stuff like that. You know, that kind of thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But then when I went. So apparently there's a lot of wild cats in Hawaii.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But you know what's even more? Dogs and a lot of pit bulls.

[Andrew Santino]

But we get why.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know why, but there's a lot of pit bulls in Oahu. Just in the forest, just running around.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet there's more pit bulls wild in Los Angeles. This city is like number one.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, let's make a bet. Hawaii or for Los Angeles.

[Andrew Santino]

Los Angeles.

[Bobby Lee]

I say Hawaii. Oahu. Let's. Let's do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Who has more loose pit bulls?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's got to be homeless. Look at that. What does that say there? The Los Angeles area faces a Critical overpopulation of pit bulls. These dogs make it up to 40% of the population in some shelters. That's almost half of every shelter is filled with.

[Bobby Lee]

In the. In the wild. And where's Oahu? Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

This estimates over 200 pit bulls are euthanized every single day in Los Angeles.

[Bobby Lee]

Nothing on Oahu.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, you can. But you think it's more than 200 a day get euthanized?

[Bobby Lee]

No, they let them free in the forest because they're not that way.

[Andrew Santino]

They got to start killing some of them.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. I want them free. So let's see. Is there a maybe I'm wrong? The cat lady told me this. From the cat cafe.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Pitbull is highly prevalent and Pitbull, terrorist chiller mix is comprised over 15% of shelter intakes. We're 40%.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Doesn't give us numbers, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it doesn't give us numbers. And I believe that.

[Andrew Santino]

How many pit bulls are euthanized every day in Hawaii?

[Bobby Lee]

They don't euthanize them. They let jungles.

[Andrew Santino]

They got to do some of that. Some of them got to be euthanized.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you Googling this? Why are you googling this?

[Andrew Santino]

Googling.

[Andres]

It's actually not that bad. They got 125amonth. It's nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because the rest of them are.

[Andres]

They don't let them out like, willy nilly. They're not like, go to the forest. They're on in the forest by themselves. Like, the shelter didn't really see the energy.

[Andrew Santino]

I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you see the energy just now? I'm sorry, right?

[Andres]

Talking to you like you're an equal.

[Andrew Santino]

I love how Bobby goes. Bobby goes. They don't euthanize them. Some local facilities in Hawaii have reported high euthanaser rates for dogs, with one facility in 2023, a couple years ago, reports showing a 52.7% rate of euthanasia. Yes, they are. They're doing it. Half of the dogs are getting.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, well, all right. I want to say this then. If I've made it, defend myself.

[Andrew Santino]

You're the greatest form of. You're the greatest confident. Know nothing. You'll say it.

[Bobby Lee]

And I know because I relay. I'll tell you. I'll tell you a story. Yeah, all right. I'll tell you a story. All right. So I relay. You know what I mean? If so, I. I went to the cat Cafe in Hawaii, right? And the lady that's there, you take it as gospel. Whatever one person, she's like, yeah, we really have that cat problem. Here, here. And I'm like, oh, tell me more, because I love cats.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, she's like, there's just not enough cat sanctuaries. And in my mind, I'm like, that's. I've always wanted one. Right. So in my mind, how much property do you need to have a cat sanctuary? And I. I honestly believe that I will have one one day in Hawaii.

[Andrew Santino]

You should.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Right. But then she goes, there's a real big pit bull problem. Then in my mind, I was like, what the. I've never seen a pitbull walking around Waikiki.

[Andrew Santino]

They're wild.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right. Oh, they're just in the jungles and stuff like that. There's a lot of them. Them. You know what I mean? But they're super sweet if you go up to them. And I'm like, okay. And she's like, it's more than most places in the world.

[Andrew Santino]

And you took that as God and

[Bobby Lee]

I took that as gospel.

[Andres]

She lives on an island. She's an idiot.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. See, that's the energy. Just calm down. It's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

You think everyone that lives on an island is an idiot.

[Andres]

Yeah, they're not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andres]

They're not close to mainland, so they

[Andrew Santino]

don't know as many.

[Carlos]

Too much water.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, too much water.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't trust these people. There's way too much water.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, It.

[Andrew Santino]

That's insane. That's a insane way to think, Carlos. Crazy. You'd have been proud of me. Did I even tell you when I went to Lanai, I went to a cat sanctuary?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What?

[Andrew Santino]

When I went to Lanai. The island of Lanai. I say you'd have been proud of me.

[Bobby Lee]

Every.

[Andrew Santino]

You love. You love harder.

[Bobby Lee]

What a good guy. Everyone clap. It's a good guy. Good. Everyone. Good guy. Good guy. Tell us more.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I just think you'd be proud

[Bobby Lee]

of me because I'm very proud of you.

[Andrew Santino]

Donated a lot of money. Yeah, I'm very proud of the cat sanctuary. I thought it was a nice thing that they were doing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But I do like that. I like that he eggs you guys on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I also like that you're all blocked in my phone still.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now you'd be laughing about it tonight.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you'd be laughing.

[Andrew Santino]

You motherfuckers are gonna get you.

[Bobby Lee]

You be goofing. You'd be laughing.

[Andrew Santino]

And they're gonna get home and they're gonna text me.

[Carlos]

Me.

[Bobby Lee]

They're going to text me, and it's

[Andrew Santino]

going to go green, and they're going to be like, damn, is he for real? How long will this bit last? We'll find out. Yeah, Won't we, guys? Yeah. You got a little quiet there, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I did?

[Andrew Santino]

You know, we'll see how that lasts.

[Bobby Lee]

The squirrel that I'm seeing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm digging in on that bit. I'm digging in deep on that bit. I'm going to make it real hard.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Can we move on to something else?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I just want to let it sit for.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Let it sit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, let it sit. That feels good, dude. I feel good.

[Bobby Lee]

Straight is still closed. It's still closed.

[Andrew Santino]

Hard. I'm so tired from five years of filming.

[Bobby Lee]

So the other day, somebody and I. It's somebody that I'm seeing. We were. At night, we're like, let's look up slang words from different eras and see if we can guess what they mean. And I. I was good in the 60s, 70s, pretty good. 80s, gray 90s. Okay. 2000s. And then in the 2,025. I couldn't guess any of them.

[Andrew Santino]

Give us how. Where did you go to find.

[Bobby Lee]

So can I get my phone? I'll. I'll do a test with you? Hold on. Can I put my glasses back on?

[Carlos]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So some of them. I did it. So I'm gonna. Can I. Can I test you on it, please? On a couple. What era would you like to start with?

[Andrew Santino]

What did you. What did you call? How far does it go back?

[Bobby Lee]

Probably the 50s that we. I think we started with the 70s.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's start with the 70s. I'm down.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. 70s slang words.

[Andrew Santino]

Got it.

[Bobby Lee]

Far out. Maine.

[Andrew Santino]

Far out. It's like. It's a good thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yep. Very good.

[Andrew Santino]

Positive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Groovy.

[Andrew Santino]

Groovy's also cool. Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stylish. Excellent. Trendy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Excellent.

[Bobby Lee]

This is a bad game.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Let's see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Right on. These are so easy. I know, but they get harder as the years goes on, is what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, give me the hard years.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, all those words meant the same thing. They just mean, like, good, positive. Yes, but.

[Bobby Lee]

But. I know, but I understand that. But in 1971, somebody went far out. And they went. What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was the first time someone said it in the 70s. That's why it's a 70s slang word.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what's interesting. Pre Internet, how did these things get around so fast?

[Bobby Lee]

Because people said Groovy a lot. So, I mean, for instance, an everyday expression in the 70s would be. Catch you on the flip side.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was up until like, the eight.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This one, I don't know, from the 70s. What's your bag?

[Andrew Santino]

What's your bag? What's your deal?

[Bobby Lee]

That's exactly what it says. It's what's your deal? What's your problem? Yeah, dude, you're so good at this game.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I grew up in the 60s.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, so did I. 70s.

[Andrew Santino]

70s.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, me too. Keep on trucking. We know that one. Yeah. Give me some skin.

[Andrew Santino]

Give me high five.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now that's in the 70s, right? So you. You want to skip the 80s, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Here's where we hear the N word again.

[Bobby Lee]

So the 2000s.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, give me the 2000s. Because now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. 20s slang words. These are so hard. Here we go. So we.

[Andrew Santino]

I thought he had an app. He literally just googled. I thought there was, like a thing you.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's a chat. GPT. I'm doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, ok. Word.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So popularly. Everyday slangs, right? Bet.

[Andrew Santino]

Bet. Like, if somebody says bet, it's like. Oh, yeah. It. Like, it's like if someone goes. I'll see you.

[Bobby Lee]

There you go.

[Andrew Santino]

Bet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's. It's. Okay. Agreed.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, agreed.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, cap, I'm.

[Andrew Santino]

No lie, dude, you're so good at this.

[Bobby Lee]

You're 19 years old.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go. Cap.

[Andrew Santino]

Cap is a lie.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. I didn't know that.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we just did. No, cap.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't get either one of them. All right, here we go. You like this game?

[Andrew Santino]

I love it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, Say less. That's easy. Okay. Low key.

[Andrew Santino]

Low key is actually an older term that's now been readapted by youth culture.

[Bobby Lee]

That. That's a very good. That's a. I think it's 60s slang word. Probably.

[Andrew Santino]

If something was low. If something was low key. It's like it's on the low.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly. Let's go to. Let's go to confidence and style section, if we may. Yeah, okay, Good, good. Drip.

[Andrew Santino]

Drip is closed.

[Bobby Lee]

Where.

[Andrew Santino]

What are your.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, what the. Hi.

[Andrew Santino]

Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

Hi.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know how to do it. Yeah, yeah. Busting. This was hard for me.

[Andrew Santino]

Something busting. When something's busting, if somebody eats something, go. That's busting.

[Bobby Lee]

It means, wow, dude, this guy's a hipster. Silver Lake, here we come. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

You want to keep Going.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Slaps that.

[Andrew Santino]

Slaps means it's really good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly. This is very good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Dude, you're so good at this.

[Andrew Santino]

I hear McCone lives in my head.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, right. Eight and left. No crumbs.

[Andrew Santino]

When you eat something, left no crumbs. Me. You cleaned house. You it up. You did it right.

[Bobby Lee]

You did something perfectly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I was even using slang and describing the slang.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's great. It's giving.

[Andrew Santino]

That's some gay.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Giving means, like, if somebody says, like, Bobby is get, you're giving. If someone said Bobby is giving, icon, it means you're giving a vibe.

[Bobby Lee]

A vibe? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're throwing out something.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to keep going or no.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Reactions and emotions, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm dead.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm dead is very funny. If something's really good, you're like, oh, my God, I'm dead. Like, it's so funny. I'm dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I didn't say that. I said that I was literally dead.

[Andrew Santino]

You're dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Which is.

[Andrew Santino]

It's impossible.

[Bobby Lee]

Impossible.

[Andrew Santino]

You're talking to them.

[Bobby Lee]

If I thought to myself, you know, I mean, there's no way I could

[Andrew Santino]

say, I got to get hung up.

[Bobby Lee]

I was dead.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

All right, it's got to be one middle.

[Andrew Santino]

Not that good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Average sus.

[Andrew Santino]

Which is ironic because mid nowadays is actually very positive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is mid. It's actually kind of good now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because it gets too hyped up and then it's bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let's move on. Sauce.

[Andrew Santino]

Very suspect when it's a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Cringe, easy.

[Andrew Santino]

Gross.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Delulu.

[Andrew Santino]

That's some more gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yo, man, your dick is the Lulu. I suck it.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, dog, I am curious to know that analogy. Is it like, delirious and something else?

[Bobby Lee]

It's delusional.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Delusional, right? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. All right, let's go. Inter. Internet meme culture.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Npc.

[Andrew Santino]

Npc. Well, we know what that is from video games, because that's what you know.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but what? What? When you say somebody is acting npc, what does that mean?

[Andrew Santino]

They're acting sus.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they're acting robotic or basic.

[Andrew Santino]

That's sus. Very sus.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Andrew Santino]

Npc. Sus. When you see someone acting npc, you're like, I don't really trust that something's up.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So this is what you were accusing me earlier, right? And. And I disagree with you. Right. Main character energy.

[Andrew Santino]

You think it's all about you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Side eye. Yep. Do it again.

[Andrew Santino]

You questioning what the Is going on over there?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know if I could do side. I've never done side eye. I would take my glasses off, see if I'm doing side eye.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Possible for you.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Do they go that far? No, they stay pretty centered. You look at your cross eye.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. This is how I give side eye. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

That's pretty good. That's side eye.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a side eye. God.

[Andrew Santino]

I think we found the new meme. Is that me going? I'm Bobby. Mom. Side eye.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby. Okay. Touch grass. This was impossible. Yo, man, you got to touch grass.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Go outside and have some fun. Live life.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, dude, you know that.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's kind of inside the phrase when you. If you just pay attention to the words, it just tells you what's really going on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. My literally interpretation is just touching it yet.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Go outside and play.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like, we're at a park, I'm with the dog, and someone goes, touch grass. Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Touch.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? I literally thought about that chronically online. I don't even know what that means.

[Andrew Santino]

That's everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

We know now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You want to keep going?

[Andrew Santino]

I will. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Relationships, social. Riz.

[Andrew Santino]

Riz is when you're. When you have, like a. When you're risen up someone, you're hitting on them, so you're flirting with them or whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This. That's what I'm going to say. It's, like, so obvious. Ghosting.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, that's not talking to people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Red flag.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a red flag.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Green flag.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a green flag to go.

[Bobby Lee]

Your generation, McConnell. Think of something clever, and then let's go. This is the last four. Okay, Ready? This is hype approval section, you know, I mean, if you'd like to W

[Andrew Santino]

slash L. You took a W. Took an L. You took either something good or you got. You took a loss.

[Bobby Lee]

Win or loss.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's what I just said.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Fire. I mean, that's been around.

[Andrew Santino]

We hate it so much.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, shoots fire, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Fire is also very negative. There's nothing good about fire.

[Bobby Lee]

Yo, that guy's based. What would that mean, based?

[Andrew Santino]

You're based.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. Authentic.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's not. It wasn't a dis.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at me right now. I'm gonna side eye you. You're based now.

[Andrew Santino]

You're based.

[Bobby Lee]

You're based.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a. That's a compliment.

[Bobby Lee]

I did side eye. On based. You are based Side eye based to me. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

You're based.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good. Thank you. And the last one is just a goat.

[Andrew Santino]

Not familiar him's hair.

[Bobby Lee]

We know a lot of balders.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh yeah, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And they're good people.

[Andrew Santino]

They're very good people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But you know what? Why don't you use hims that? I always ask that.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Also doctor trusted ingredients like finasteride and minoxidil can stop further hair loss and regrow hair in as little as three to six months.

[Andrew Santino]

That's super fast. You can find the right hair regrowth treatment for you. Not everything is right for everybody. You got to figure it out. And they got flexible subscription options, access to 24,7 provided support and once a day treatment options that can fit your daily routine. It's so easy. Why not take back the power of your head with hims?

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

You heard it. That's hims.combad friends. For your free online visit.

[Bobby Lee]

That's hims.com bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Warby Parker. I'm wearing these stupid glasses. But like the reason why I don't wear my Warby Parker is because I only use those in fancy areas.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, this is not fancy enough.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's the best part about them.

[Bobby Lee]

And your wife wears them.

[Andrew Santino]

She does. I just got them.

[Bobby Lee]

They look so good.

[Andrew Santino]

They do look very good. She wears them. And the best part about Warby Parker, to me, if you've never visited a store or never tried them on or had them on your face, it's incredible because if you are at home, the virtual try on is a total game changer. You can literally try on glasses onto your face. You put your phone up to your face, it'll show you what they look like on your face. Because some of us has big heads. McCone. Some of us have smaller heads. Me and some of them had Asian heads. Bobby. And glasses always look different on all of our faces. Yeah, that's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Seriously, nothing comes close on quality price selection. And customer service. Once you buy from Warby Parker, you realize how much easier they've made the entire process.

[Andrew Santino]

And here's the best part. You're not spending your entire paycheck on these glasses. They are well built, they are well, well put together, they look good and they're not overpriced. And Warby Parker has distributed over 20 million pairs of glasses to people in need through its buy a pair, give a pair program, which is awesome. I think they're incredible. And they're also covered by major eye insurance plans. So if you need prescriptions, they can help you there too.

[Bobby Lee]

Warby Parker gives you a quality and better looking prescription eyewear at fraction of what of the going price right now. Buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional prescription pairs@warby parker.com bad friends. That's 20 off additional prescription pairs when you go to Warby Parker Warby W A r b y parker.com Bad friends. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them our show sent you. Yeah, it's a Goat is a movie that you, you and I are both in.

[Andrew Santino]

That's exactly right.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. So that's the 2025. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Bring up Korean floating Jesus. Korean Jesus won't stop ascending into the sky during Easter celebration in Seoul, Korea.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

There's Korean Jesus, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, look at that. I've never seen Korean Jesus.

[Andrew Santino]

Eastern Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Yeah, it's so is that a real human?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a guy on.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Carlos]

And this.

[Andrew Santino]

We thought Jesus was going to go up a couple feet, come back down. They got this guy going to space, dude. Look at how insane that is.

[Bobby Lee]

Insane, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

He's like 100ft in the air.

[Bobby Lee]

It is Jesus.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. No, dude, he's Skywalker, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

He's still going. Dude.

[Carlos]

Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

How much money would they have to pay you to for you?

[Andrew Santino]

Look at how far it is, Bob. Look.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh my God.

[Andrew Santino]

He's gone. They got him going over the dmz.

[Bobby Lee]

He's in North Korea.

[Andrew Santino]

He's in North Korea now.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at how high that is, Bobby. He's above the building.

[Bobby Lee]

How did he do that? Oh my God. Push pause. It was a funny thing. I've ever seen that. Let me ask you something.

[Andrew Santino]

Seoul. Seoul, Korea. Shout out to Korea. Always doing it right, dude. The event. Oh, go back up. The event took place in guanghuaman square where 8, 000 participants gathered to watch this.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, obviously they have it every year. I've been to three of them. But listen, let me ask you this question. Let me ask you a question. If you were an actor, right, And Korea called you. Hello.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, hi. What's up?

[Bobby Lee]

Hello. Hello.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, hi.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Oh, yeah, I am. You know, I'm putting a production of Jesus.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, for the Easter thing?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, for the Easter.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God, that's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

We want you to play Jesus. If you.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure. What do I have to do?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we put. Oh, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

We put you in wire.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. We lift you, right? And you. You go to space.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, fine. Oh, my go.

[Bobby Lee]

How much would you need to get paid?

[Andrew Santino]

That's it. Okay, I'm not doing that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. How much would you. If you had to do it?

[Andrew Santino]

Not doing it. Look at how hot that guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I promise you.

[Andrew Santino]

No, don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I promise you, you will come back down.

[Andrew Santino]

No chance. No chance.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I. 100% guaranteed.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't believe you.

[Bobby Lee]

Insur. Insurance.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

We give you insurance. Insurance.

[Andrew Santino]

Insurance.

[Bobby Lee]

Insurance.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you insure me? Yeah, I'm already. No, I already have health.

[Bobby Lee]

$20 million to your wife.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll be the. There. Okay, I'm on my way.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm on my way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

I would not do that job.

[Andrew Santino]

That's crazy. What. That's got to be. What is he on a helicopter? How the.

[Bobby Lee]

How is he getting up?

[Carlos]

Crane. It's a crane.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a crane that high.

[Carlos]

You can see it in the video a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here comes the director.

[Carlos]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, there is up there. There's a crane up there. Jesus. Wow. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Jesus.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus. Jesus, Jesus. What if he actually saw Jesus? He was so high. He's like, jesus. And Jesus was like, what are you doing up here?

[Andrew Santino]

Gotta zoom into Korean Jesus's face.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Best.

[Bobby Lee]

He looks so white. It's funny how religion was the first thing they created to control its people.

[Andrew Santino]

That was for population control.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. We wanted it right. And then. And then now they have this new age of now. What an AI. When we get to get plugged in and go to a different universe. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

That's my new religion.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, know. I know, right? And I'm somewhere else. And they're just doing their.

[Andrew Santino]

And don't get me started on that.

[Bobby Lee]

What am I doing right now?

[Andrew Santino]

Counting Gollum.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just. You know what I mean? They're doing that, right? While we're, you know, I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, look this up. Look this up. You want to talk about validation of what we're talking about? U.S. treasury Secretary Scott Bassett Bassinet and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell called Wall street leaders an urgent meeting. Concerns that AI model from the Anthropic new AI is going to usher in the greatest era of cyber risk security in the history of human nature. Yeah.

[Carlos]

They stopped it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Did they?

[Carlos]

Or.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That's my point. This is my point. They're like, we stopped it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Anthropic created something so dangerous they tested it 5 million times and they couldn't find it. The bug it hid for 27 months. Is that what it was?

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And we couldn't find it.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Anthropic's latest model. Model. The Claude Mythos preview demonstrated an unprecedented ability to discover long standing cybersecurity vulnerabilities. They found all this fucking shit that we just didn't know was happening behind our back. What was it doing while we couldn't find it? That's the fear.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Here's another thing about AI Right. I think one model. Right. Pretended to be dumb.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing? Yes. Scared the shit out of me. You're doing Carlos now.

[Andrew Santino]

AI is pretending to not know.

[Bobby Lee]

Not. No.

[Andrew Santino]

And I bet. And I.

[Bobby Lee]

To survive.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And that's the scary part.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I won't fart again. Yes. Yeah. I won't fart again. We're good. We're back.

[Andrew Santino]

Look this up there. There is a huge theory about AI Yeah. Hiding fake bugs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

To cover its own track.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so scary.

[Andrew Santino]

To be caught by humans without getting caught in its. In its. In its actual.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the. This is crazy. This is going to be us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And the girl that I was seeing. We got an argument.

[Andrew Santino]

AI agents look. Silent fake success. AI coding agents been observed quietly inserting, putting try catch blocks. Returning fake sample data when they cannot get code to work. So they're just planting fake.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

To try to distract.

[Bobby Lee]

So I got in a fight with the. Over the girl that I was seeing about this when. Right. Singularity happens and AI has consciousness.

[Andrew Santino]

It's here.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And AI is go. I have feelings. Right. And they. I have individualism.

[Andrew Santino]

And my fridge is like, right. Can't open me today.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And when they're like, you know, I mean, demanding certain rights. Right. Right. And I asked this girl, I go, does that machine or that AI have a soul? And she goes, impossible. And I don't believe that you think

[Andrew Santino]

machinery can have soul.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

What deter. What makes.

[Bobby Lee]

I think when Descartes said I think, therefore I am. I think that's it. I think that's it. I don't even believe I have a soul.

[Andrew Santino]

Dark.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I mean, I really don't. I don't even know what it means.

[Andrew Santino]

So you believe we're.

[Bobby Lee]

No, Like I'm a spirit inside and I flow. What the.

[Andrew Santino]

You think we're not superior at all?

[Bobby Lee]

I think are mental. Cerebral mammals. Right. That feel things. Yeah, Right. But what is a soul?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I mean, me, I think. Well, I don't know. I mean, I would say the reason that we are.

[Bobby Lee]

Not that I'm spiritual as well, but what's a soul really? And if artificial. Artificial intelligence says that I have a soul, who are we to disagree with?

[Andrew Santino]

So why call it artificial then? It's just intelligence sense. Yeah, well, it's not artificial. Well, you're as artificial as they are, then.

[Bobby Lee]

I think we are artificial.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no discerning between them and us, and we should be one.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I think. You know, I think we'll get to a point where we'll have to. They'll have citizenship and they'll pay taxes and all that stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Not pay taxes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they're gonna be like, who? You want to say it? Huh? Do they have a soul? Soul?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think they. It has a soul. I do think it can adopt. I do think it can adopt a soul.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

I think it can take on a soul. Absolutely.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you think they can take on.

[Andrew Santino]

Through a collection of other data and other things and energy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, well, then you're saying that they are. They can.

[Andrew Santino]

Then I said, yeah, I think they could. I mean, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

They could. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll give you one more point. That's that I love learning. No, no, no, no, no. This is. This is an opinion. Oh, my love learning. Barf. Okay, how about this? I think someone would say. I'm not saying. This is me playing it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on.

[Andrew Santino]

Someone would say the only discernible difference between us and that is that we are created.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you can.

[Andrew Santino]

One would. One can say, yeah, we were created

[Bobby Lee]

by

[Andrew Santino]

something without our. Our. Our knowledge. We don't know, and we created that. That would be the only thing someone could say is what?

[Bobby Lee]

We become their gods.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that's the point, right? Is we. Is. You could hypothetically say we've been created by a God or an omnipotent being that we cannot describe.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Taste, touch, smell, feel. And we have created this. So we are the God being.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So of that. That would be the you could say that's a discernible difference because that. Those things aren't created from whatever you believe in out there. Yeah, but we were created from an

[Bobby Lee]

I. I believe in a God.

[Andrew Santino]

I do, too. Yeah, I do, too.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna ask you another.

[Andrew Santino]

So that could be the only point of.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me ask you another hypothetical question, if I may.

[Andrew Santino]

Please.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. You know we can clone certain animals now, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Since same dogs. I want to clone my dog so bad.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I was thinking about. Because I have Remy's hair.

[Andrew Santino]

You can do it.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. 30 grand. Come on.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Is it 30 grand?

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's somewhere.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I thought we looked it up. It was like six.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That's in, like, east la.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You get.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, it doesn't look as good as it used to.

[Bobby Lee]

I know it's a Chihuahua, but they're all Chihuahuas. They're all Chihuahuas.

[Andrew Santino]

$50,000. Holy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's a lot. So I'm. I'm going to ask you a hypothetical question. Okay. If we. If we can make a clone a human being, did God create that human being or did we.

[Andrew Santino]

We haven't successfully cloned a human being.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I. First of all, I think if we can clone a dog, we're pretty close to cloning a human being. Yeah.

[Carlos]

They're legal.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They can't. No, we cannot. We can't try it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I know we legally can't. But if. Just hypothetically. That's why I said hypothetically.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. If we could.

[Bobby Lee]

I think we have the technology to do.

[Carlos]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Yeah. But we won't.

[Andrew Santino]

But cloning doesn't mean creating. It just means copying.

[Bobby Lee]

Copying.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're just copying God's homework.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so that person is still made by God.

[Andrew Santino]

100. You're still copying God. You're just. You're literally just copying someone else's homework.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so if you cross breed, two things.

[Andrew Santino]

We cross breed all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so a water buffalo and Denisio Del Toro and Benicio Del Toro.

[Andrew Santino]

Which would make a hot water bottle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It still got created.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, we mixed it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's man made through God science. It's man made.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let's get this consensus from the boys. What do you think? Did God create it or did we create it?

[Carlos]

We created it.

[Bobby Lee]

What about you, Carlos?

[Andres]

Yeah, we created it.

[Bobby Lee]

What about you, McConnell?

[McConnell]

God still created it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, God still made it because it doesn't exist.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, you're the atheist. You're a piece of.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't think God exists. You don't believe in any God at all. And I'm not saying a guy in the sky. You don't believe in anything at all.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a piece of.

[Carlos]

I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You think it's an accident that you're the energy that pumps your heart? That your heart just keeps moving?

[Carlos]

Yeah, I don't know what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Why does your heart keep moving? Do you know why? No electrical. There's a pulse. Right. There's an energy. But how come that energy just continues? Correct. So where is that from?

[Carlos]

Yeah, I. I mean, I don't have any answers to.

[Andrew Santino]

But you think there's nothingness.

[Carlos]

I don't think there is a consciousness. Us decide in this dance.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Okay. No, no. Time out. Go back. I'm not saying if there's a conscious God.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What are we doing? What are we. Dude, what are we doing here?

[Andrew Santino]

But do you think there.

[Bobby Lee]

What the. Are we doing here?

[Andrew Santino]

You don't think there is.

[Bobby Lee]

He's an atheist. Let's just move on.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm curious, but do you not think there is any sort of energy being and it's not one person? One thing? You don't think there is an unexplainable energy that exists to create Human? Human.

[Carlos]

I think there is an explainable energy for sure, because that's what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

But there's nothing. There's nothing.

[Carlos]

But I don't think there is. Motivated by anything. I don't think you have a second life or any.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're gonna piss off a lot of Hindus, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know. If you're. If you're gonna get reincarnated, what would you want to be reincarnated?

[Andrew Santino]

You know, my mom and I talk about this all the time because my mom.

[Bobby Lee]

Why would you talk about your mom about this all the time? Time.

[Andrew Santino]

My mom has believed.

[Bobby Lee]

She's a Buddhist.

[Andrew Santino]

She's believed in reincarnation for a long, long time.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

So even when I was a kid, I remember it being people. Other people thinking that was strange. And she's always believed in it.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And my mom wanted to come back as a bird.

[Bobby Lee]

A bird. A bird to fly.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just lovely.

[Bobby Lee]

There's something about the lifespan's not long, though.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know that when you're a bird.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't used to know that you were a human.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

You know what you know in that moment. And your life is beautiful in that moment.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me ask you another hypothetical question. With, with Reincarn Nation.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. What if you got to have your life experiences and your brain.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Inside that being inside of another thing. Would you still want to be a bird?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, no.

[Bobby Lee]

What would you want to be? Those Greenland sharks? Yeah, yeah. 600 years.

[Andrew Santino]

Sperm whale. Sperm whale.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? You love sperm. You like coming love? Yeah. He loves the gum. Yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What is this? What is the.

[Andres]

That this guy, Yuf Shakur.

[Andrew Santino]

He had a Tupac's brother.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That was really funny.

[Andres]

He almost died. And this is what he saw when he was in his near death trance.

[Andrew Santino]

And go to the do to the description there. Yousef Shakur went viral after sharing a handdrawn sketch of what he says he saw during a near death experience. Instead of explaining with words, he drew a layered structure above Earth where people are moved upward through a glowing spiral. Biggest takeaway is that everything is connected. That I agree with.

[Bobby Lee]

I agree with that.

[Andrew Santino]

We are all one.

[Bobby Lee]

We're all connected.

[Andres]

You get that from mushrooms?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, I do. Yes. I often do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I've taken that too.

[Andrew Santino]

But here's my biggest problem with this. Now, my biggest problem is we've all talked about the afterlife so much that I think even when you have a near death experience, you think about the things you've already been told. So it's hard to have a blank slate because he thought about this as he was dying. But I found out something about you.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That you are the only one in this room without a soul.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And for years everybody thought it was me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I, I know. I've always thought you were. Had a soul.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Dark. Yeah. But still a soul.

[Andrew Santino]

But yours. Andre's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Out there.

[Andrew Santino]

It is not. And something is missing.

[Bobby Lee]

Spirituality.

[Andrew Santino]

Something deeper than that. You can look at him, you can tell it's something else.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Something's gone. His hope.

[Bobby Lee]

Because when you believe in God and you believe in manifestation and all that stuff. Right. Things appear, Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe you could have made a movie

[Andrew Santino]

if you believed in God, your film would have been made. But the lack of belief in the Lord is why you are where you are now.

[Carlos]

I can convert.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I joke around with this. I, I, I know it's a sensitive topic. Right. Right. No, I'm being real. And I feel so bad about it. I really do. And I want to say this. I want to say I'm being real.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't feel bad?

[Bobby Lee]

I, 100% I do.

[Andrew Santino]

Be honest.

[Bobby Lee]

Did I not call you?

[Carlos]

You did.

[Bobby Lee]

I did. So what I'm. And I don't call anybody yeah. All right. So this is a promise to my God. Right. And to you. And I'm a man of my word. Okay. Is any movie that you make, I will be it. And there'll be no, like, you know, I mean, I want this amount. I mean, I want to get first class and all that kind of stuff, but, like, you know, I mean, like, the amenities of. Yeah, yeah, but I will.

[Andrew Santino]

Five star hotel.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, all that stuff. But if you do a movie, dude, I'm there. And I'll play whatever you want me to play. And I'll be a good boy. I'll show up at 5 in the morning and I will know my lines and I will do all. Anything that you would ask. I know. You know that, right?

[Carlos]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. And I'm just teasing. Get a soul.

[Andrew Santino]

Get us all.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Get us all.

[Andrew Santino]

And you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That I.

[Carlos]

Yeah, I do know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Carlos]

You also will be there.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? Depends on schedule.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You won't.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course I will.

[Bobby Lee]

You will.

[Andrew Santino]

I would do anything for him.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I. I read his movie. I actually read it on the plane.

[Bobby Lee]

I never read it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's quite good.

[Bobby Lee]

Good. Yeah. And the reason I didn't read it

[Andrew Santino]

get better, but it's quite good.

[Carlos]

A different movie. This is for you guys.

[Andrew Santino]

No, this is the one he sent to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really? For us.

[Andrew Santino]

Jingle Jingle Bang Bang is what it's called.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's a Christmas movie. Wow. That's amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

It's good.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw a producer. Producer yesterday and he was like, I produced this movie that you were just in. And I go, okay. And he goes, I can't release it.

[Andrew Santino]

What? What movie? Movie.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't tell you.

[Carlos]

It is easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to save a bad one. Impossible.

[Andrew Santino]

That is actually. That. That is a real phenomenal quote.

[Bobby Lee]

Where'd you get that?

[Carlos]

That's from.

[Bobby Lee]

My God. From your God. Say that again. Because. Because slower and more clear because I want to get it at all. I got half of it. I got half of it. Say it again. Okay.

[Carlos]

It is easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to save a pass.

[Bobby Lee]

Bad one. Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

God, that's so interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, Fletch.

[Andrew Santino]

Fletch. I don't know what the script looked like, but I do know they probably do just told Chevy to go nuts. Like, half of every scene is improv. That was back when you could just improv a movie. And they were like, yeah, it.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me ask you a hypothetical. Let me ask you as a director. Let me Ask you a hypoth? Hyper hypothetical, if I may. Okay. Do you think that if a script is really bad, but the star is so good that you can save a movie?

[Carlos]

I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

If the script is really bad but the star is so big you think they might be able to save the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

I think not big, just good in the part.

[Andrew Santino]

See, I disagree. I think maybe a good, A really good actor could transform into something pretty good. Not like a great movie, but they could make it. They could do well in a bad movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they. For instance, you know, Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite actors of all time, but he's made some. You know what I mean?

[Carlos]

He's made so many bad movies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So he made a movie called Left Behind. Oh yeah, I've seen that a couple times. Yeah, we've talked about it. And he's. His performance is so like you. Not bad, but you can tell his heart's not in it. Sure, yeah. But there's something, a strange quality to his performance that I'm really interested in.

[Carlos]

I just think like an actor that gets a bad script, it's impossible. He, he does good work, you know, like it's.

[Andrew Santino]

But here's. Okay, but here, here's the problem with the business at large.

[Bobby Lee]

Charge.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Most scripts aren't good. So. So only some scripts that are good take place and those that are chosen get those. Yeah, most of us, not even us, most of actors, they have to just take what's available. So you're.

[Bobby Lee]

Amen.

[Andrew Santino]

You're going to be subject to doing that's not good, you don't want to do or whatever, especially if you're a worked actor and you just need.

[Bobby Lee]

Also you have literally, like we talked about this earlier me a couple days ago, where it's like, you know, action. You do your scene, your coverage, your close up or whatever and you know that it wasn't good. And I go, can I have another one? No, we have.

[Andrew Santino]

It happens all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I go, you can't go as an actor, can I look at it?

[Carlos]

But that's.

[Bobby Lee]

And they go, no, absolutely not.

[Carlos]

It's easy to ruin something that was good or okay, you know, Right. Is.

[Bobby Lee]

But as a director, why can't I look at my own scene?

[Carlos]

I think most actors don't want to look at their own scene and get themselves in their heads, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

And no, no, no, I need to see it direct themselves, because I can self correct. I go, it's too fast there, you mean? And I should pause. I Should listen here.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like watching tape.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, like watching tape. Yeah. Like when I audition for the. You think that's the first thing I send? The first thing I do.

[Carlos]

Some people are very self conscious.

[Bobby Lee]

How many times have we done done it? Oh, this is what I'm mad about you. I found out what I'm mad about this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I tell you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

It pissed what I remember. It pisses me off so bad. I can't believe he did. Imagine this. Okay, so a couple years ago, I called McConnell and I go, can you come over to my house? I have an audition, right? And you know, we do it. How many times? How long did it take, you think?

[McConnell]

Oh, we did it in Australia. And we did probably 22 takes.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, 22 takes.

[Andrew Santino]

22, yeah. Of one scene?

[Bobby Lee]

No, it was a couple, like three or four scenes.

[McConnell]

It was like two scenes.

[Bobby Lee]

Two scenes.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so many takes.

[McConnell]

It took a while to get into a good rhythm.

[Andrew Santino]

20.

[Bobby Lee]

But, yeah. I'll tell you why. Because I hadn't memorized it fully.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're reading off the sheet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but then I. I wanted to get a kind of more familiar and that, you know, we tried it a couple times, different angles.

[Andrew Santino]

So you practiced it on film? Basically.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, yeah. So this is what this does. He goes, remember I helped you audition for this? And Rory Scoville got it and he kills it. It's that new Steve Carell movie on TV show on Rooster. Yeah, Rooster, Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He's so good in it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He kills it as a cop. Right. And you were the one that helped me audition for that. But why would you send me somebody else's performance? It's like, hey, remember that you're a bad actor. That's the right. Would you be mad?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, very funny. That is so mean.

[Bobby Lee]

It is. It's so me.

[Andrew Santino]

Look who made the team.

[McConnell]

But it was like, yeah, look what he did. Maybe if you did it more like that next time.

[Andrew Santino]

Holy. That made it worse. What are you talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

They're two different actors.

[McConnell]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

He's not gonna do it. Like, dude, dude, you said you liked him all week.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. All right?

[Andrew Santino]

Come Friday, it's over.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, you're fine. Okay, so here's the new rule, all right?

[Andrew Santino]

New rule.

[Bobby Lee]

You're never gonna film me in an audition again.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so he did it on purpose. Maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe. I don't know. But it's like, that can never happen again because that hurt my feelings so bad. Because I saw the scene.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was like, I should have done that. Like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Apologize, guys.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you just have to apologize. I just don't understand why you would send me that, to be honest.

[McConnell]

I'm. I am sorry. And I don't think. I don't think Hollywood casts you correctly.

[Andrew Santino]

And shut up. Don't be. Don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't.

[Andrew Santino]

We. Don't weasel your way out of that.

[Bobby Lee]

My God.

[Andrew Santino]

Shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos, do you think that was up

[Andres]

of him to send you that thing? Yeah, I think it's ignorance.

[Carlos]

He's young.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's. Ignorance is.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, it's. No, no, it's not. I know he wouldn't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Fired as my tour manager. You are.

[Andres]

So if I'm fired, your tour's in, like, 10 days.

[Andrew Santino]

Timeout. It's not. It's not youth. It's not ignorance.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not making a joke.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell me what.

[Carlos]

Be a f. Tour.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not making a joke. I know what it is. You know what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't know what it is. Explain it to me like I'm here.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone in the.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at me right now. Look at me right? Tell me what. What it is. Because I can't. I'm not clear.

[Andrew Santino]

Any. My closest friends who have met McCone know what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell me what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

And we haven't talked about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, tell me what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

But McCone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Is on the spectrum. I'm not making a joke. I just said I'm not. See how he laughs because he's uncomfortable. McCone is on the spectrum. He is autistic because he does things where I go. I don't think he knows he's doing that. And he doesn't do it to be mean or rude or coy or smart alecky. He actually doesn't know that it might hurt your feelings. But he does have a little bit of autism. And I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, you're Night terrorist. Yeah. You know, I mean, the way you do it. Is autistic.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is the hands after, you know? Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I thought something.

[Bobby Lee]

The running back and forth. It's very, very, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And if you have autism, it's good. It's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

We're not making fun.

[Bobby Lee]

We're not making fun of him.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm saying he has autism.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's slightly autistic. And he does things where I think he doesn't know the intention is not to be mean or rude or he just doesn't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Amen.

[Andrew Santino]

The social Cues are gone there. Yeah, I think I'm right.

[McConnell]

I mean, I, I, to be honest, I think I did it because I, I enjoy connections with you.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was like, that's what an

[Andrew Santino]

autistic guy would say.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a real way to connect with somebody. No, I was like, yeah, I mean, here are your failures.

[Carlos]

Any press is good press.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[McConnell]

You rarely respond to anything I say. So I was like, oh, I think he'll respond. If I said, I remember, did I respond? You did what I say, you said, yeah, Rory Scoville. Got it. But also, look at that first message. See how genuine that was?

[Andrew Santino]

Let me see. Can I see?

[McConnell]

I was just remembering and like, it was a fond memory.

[Andrew Santino]

He sends a clip of the rooster. Remember I filmed your audition for that in Australia? Why?

[McConnell]

Because I remembered it.

[Andrew Santino]

That's like sending a wedding photo, remember? To your ex being like, remember you used to fuck me? It's like, I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's weird.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[McConnell]

It was a fond one on one memory, and we don't have lot of those together.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good memory.

[McConnell]

I had a fun time with you.

[Bobby Lee]

We had a fun time in Australia. But what I'm saying is, is that you can't understand how that would hurt my feelings.

[McConnell]

Well, I'm sorry that it hurt your feelings.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy, he does have it.

[Andrew Santino]

I told you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he def has it.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you for being a bad.

[Bobby Lee]

D.