Vince Klorthos (5:33)

Hi, everybody. Oh, wow, Bright lights. Okay, okay. So there I was in bed with Kathy, having sex, and, you know, her legs are up over my shoulders and my hands are wrapped up in her hair, and we're having a good time. We both really want to come, but we gotta wait. We gotta slow down. And we listen and we hear the front door open. And then we keep going kind of slow, hear footsteps in the hallway. Then the bedroom door opens. And then standing there in the bedroom doorway is her boyfriend, Mike. He's back from the gym. He's about six foot tall, nearly 300 pounds of muscle. I think maybe a younger Arnold Schwarzenegger, but with a buzz cut. And at this point, I'm a little bit nervous, yeah, because Mike could very easily pummel me to death with his gigantic fists and then bench press my corpse up over his head. But that is not what happens. What happens is that Kathy gets out her best dragon lady voice and she says, don't just stand there, you worthless cuckold. Go get your chastity belt and put it on. And so Mike smiles and he laughs, and he goes to get his chastity belt. Okay, so what's wrong with this situation? You know, why is Mike smiling and laughing instead of beating me to death? So Mike has a cuckold fetish. Now, a cuckold is someone who is a man whose wife sleeps with another man. Now, why is this a fetish? Well, so you guys are probably all aware that some people like a little bit of pain with their sex. So, you know, biting, scratching, whips, canes, and things like that. And then some people like a little bit of emotional pain with their sex. So, you know, humiliation, degradation, and so on. So our society tells. Yes, so our society tells us that one of the most humiliating things that can. Can happen to a man is for his wife or his girlfriend to sleep with another man. And that is what a cuckold fetishist gets off on. So anyways, I don't know why, and maybe it's just because I'm a bit of a fucking sadist, but ever since I found out that cuckold fetishism was a thing, I really wanted to be the other man in that scenario. So I did what you do in this day and age, which is I got on the Internet and I started looking for personal ads because we all know what the Internet is for. And I got discouraged, actually, pretty quickly, because those ads, you know, couples put up ads and they all say things like, well, we're looking for a big black cock, or, you know, 10 inches plus, please. Or, you know, muscular biker type preferred. And, you know, none of those say, you know, we're looking for a neurotic, socially awkward, balding geek. It just doesn't really happen. So I was a little bit discouraged for a while, and I figured I need some Kind of secret weapon that's going to bring me to the front of the line here. And so I realized I had it, actually. I was dating a woman at the time. Her name was Laura. And Laura was a bit of an instigator. So what I did is I asked Laura to basically write me a letter of recommendation. So Laura sent an email to this couple, Kathy and Mike, that said, I'd like to recommend my deliciously deviant top, Vince Clortho. He makes all my darkest fantasies come true. He's a sadistic bastard, but he's also a really nice guy afterwards. I know, isn't she sweet? And so that turned out to be just the perfect way to break the ice with this couple. So I ended up meeting up with them. It's a restaurant in Oakland, so none of you guys have ever been there. But they were pretty easy to find because I just had to look for, for the 6 foot 2 bodybuilder sitting next to the 5 foot 2 Asian pixie. Not too many couples like that there. And we sat down, we ate together and we talked about our experiences and our fantasies. So I explained that I had had quite a bit of experience dominating women and a little bit of experience dominating couples. And they had been active in the swinger scene, but had, were just curious about kink but hadn't tried it out. Were particularly curious about the cuckold fetish. And in particular, Mike seemed very, very curious about it. In fact, from the way he was looking at me and Kathy across the table, it was pretty clear that he would like to see us go at it right then and there. And this was a little bit uncomfortable because, you know, I kind of, I kind of needed to flirt with Kathy first. And it's kind of hard to do that in like a light hearted, low pressure way when you have someone like looking across the table at you like that. So I was like looking for my chance and I got it when Mike got up to go to the bathroom. So at that point I had to kind of like turbo flirt. So I put my hand on Kathy's hand and like your boyfriend, just like, he seems really eager, like almost too eager. She's like, yeah, I know. I mean, he's been like talking about nothing else for the past week. I'm really starting to get irritated by it. And so I like played with her hand and I put my other hand on her shoulder. Like, well, you know, if you're going to dominate your boyfriend here, you need to learn to like, put him in line when he starts to get out of hand like this. And she smiles and she's like, yeah, I mean, that sounds like a lot of fun. I just don't know if I'm going to be able to be mean enough. I'm like, oh, no, I'm going to coach you. You're going to be learning from the best here. So by the time Mike got back from the bathroom, Kathy and I were all up in each other's business making out, which, believe me, is exactly what he wanted to see. So about a week later, I went over to their house for dinner and I right away started kind of looking for some kind of three way dynamic that we could set up that would kind of denigrate Mike. And that suggested itself right away. It turned out Kathy and I were both really into cooking and Mike didn't know his way around the kitchen at all. So we kind of like were like kissing and swapping recipes and stuff and complaining about how useless he was in the kitchen. And we're all like, hey, Cuckold, go get that coriander from the top shelf. Or Cuckold, clean up that vegetable oil spilled. And so Kathy's starting to get a little bit of a feel for this whole being mean thing. And so while we're eating dinner, she's complaining about how small and unsatisfying his cock is, which is like a big theme in Cuckold fetishism. And Mike's got this kind of weird half smile on his face where he's like, we're not really sure if he's loving it or hating it. Like hating the fact that he's loving it or loving the fact that he's hating it. Or, you know, it all gets very, very complicated in that way. And maybe it's not real important to really figure out how these things work. Anyways, the part you guys want to hear about, we went on to the bedroom and Kathy and I just discovered that having this extra set of hands is just a really convenient thing. I mean, like, so I took Kathy's shirt off and then I started to have a little bit of trouble with her bra clasp. And Kathy just like shouts. She's like, hey, cuckle, get over here and take my bra off. And so that was pretty convenient. And then I decided I was too lazy to take my own socks off. So I'm like, hey, Cuckold, get over here and take out my socks. And then like, when it's actually time to have sex, then, you know there's other inconveniences. Like, you know, it's kind of an irritation to have to, like, get a condom out of the drawer and, like, rip it open and, like, put it on and stuff. So, you know, we made Mike do that for us. Okay. And then, like, when you're actually having sex, you know, there's little inconveniences that come up. Like, you know, your cock slips out of the pussy. And then, like, Kathy shows, hey, hey, cuckold. Put that back in. And then, like, that extra, you know, having an extra mouth on hand is pretty useful as well, because, like, have you ever had that problem where you can't lick a woman's clit at the same time as you're having sex with her?

Jamar Johnson (13:57)

Okay.

Vince Klorthos (13:58)

So, like, having the cuckold on hand, like, really, you know, solves that problem pretty well. And that actually brings us to one of the more interesting angles on the cuckold scenario. So I'm going to take a wild guess and say no one in this audience thinks that a man who sucks another man's cock is any less of a man for it. Well, so the cuckold scenario being all about humiliation, it is actually a lot more fun for everyone involved if there's a little bit of homophobia, just to kind of spice things up. So Kathy made Mike suck my cock to ostensibly warm me up for her. And the whole time she's been like, oh, my God, you worthless sissy faggot. I can't believe you're enjoying this so much. So that was a lot of fun. But so he took a little bit of the wrong attitude towards it. Actually, the next day, I got this email from him that's like, hey, bet you can't wait till the next time I suck your cock better look out, and you get addicted to it. And, like, that's not really acceptable behavior from a submissive. So I had a little talk with Kathy. And so the next time. The next time we got together, he wasn't going to get away with just warming me up. So she put him in a headlock and got him down on my cock. And so his eyes get kind of wide because he realizes that this time he's going to have to see the whole thing through. And so I'm going to thrust him back and forth in his mouth, and he's starting to whimper a little bit. I was like, my cock's getting pretty hard and swelling up and starts to throb. And he starts moaning and groaning as I'm coming in his mouth. And then Kathy grabs him by his cheeks and kisses him on the lips. And they swap my cum back and forth. And that was just about one of the sexiest things I'd ever seen. Like I said, I'm a sadistic bastard, so that's what I'm into now. At that point I was pretty much done, but they were just like ready to get started. So I went to the kitchen, got a beer out of the fridge and came back and watched as they screwed, screwed their brains out. So that's how I fulfilled my cuckold fantasy. And thank you guys for being my audience.

Dixie de La Tour (16:21)

Like I said, my job ain't never boring. That story was from Vins Klorfos. I think I'm gonna call that one A Cuckold's Guide to Mixed Martial Arts. I'm very interested in the psychology about why you get interested in the fetish that you do. And cuckolding or cuckoldry is, you know, considered masochism because they like to submit, they like to be humiliated by their partner's infidelity. There's a lot of different reasons that psychologists say people fixate on this particular fetish. I think it's a case by case basis in this particular story. This, this story is a twist on the typical setup which involves, which involves a big black cock coming in and having at it. The roles were almost reversed in this story and I found that particularly interesting about it. So when it was pitched to me, I said, oh my God, what a great way to think about this in a whole new way. And when this story was told on stage, there were moments when Vince was telling the story where you could have heard a pin drop in that hall. And as someone who tries to hold the room and tries to take care of everybody in the space, I was listening carefully to how the audience was reacting to this story and they were so quiet. And then at the end of it, the applause was deafening. And I got a couple emails the next day saying, oh my God, I never heard of that. I have a brand new thing. Thank you so much for introducing me to this cool new fetish. So telling your own story, you can find other people to hang out at the meetings with you. Those people were probably hanging out at the cuckold meetings with Vince Klorthos. Speaking of cuckolding. Alright, I'm gonna beat this horse to death. But when I was looking this up, I found that cuckoldry, and the term cuckold was first used in the 14th century in relation to Geoffrey Chaucer's Body Tales, you know, the Tales of Canterbury. I found that very Amusing, because a few years ago when we had our sixth annivers, I had a traditional storyteller. And traditional storytelling is very, very different than what we do at Bodi. And I had the person from the traditional storytelling world tell me that he had informed someone else in the traditional storytelling world that he was going to be going to write a review and to see a show called Body Storytelling. And the other storyteller said, huh? And it's her six year old anniversary, you say? And he's like, yeah, it's quite an achievement. And the other guy went, well, how the hell did she get six years out of Chaucer's Tales? Because he thought my version of Body was Jeffrey Chaucer, which I found very amusing, because not in any way, shape or form. Right. Okay, I think it's time to talk to you guys about Patreon. Patreon.com is how we are funding this podcast. Go to patreon.com bodi and you help support us. We've had a bunch of new supporters this week, and I'd really like to make this thing bigger and better. I'd like to take the podcast on the road. I'd like to record live and maybe interview people and ask them how something got to be, what drove them and what turned them on. Because that is something that fascinates me, as I said. So if we're going to keep getting bigger, if we're going to spread the word, you got to help us. You can now listen to, I don't know, six months, I think maybe it's six months now of recorded episodes. You can binge listen to us, and at the end you're going to feel incredibly guilty because you've learned so much cool stuff, you've listened to stories you can't hear anywhere else. And you're going to go, I should probably help those guys out. And then you're going to go to Patreon. So I've done the thing, I've done the Patreon ad. You've listened to it, you're going to go there and you're going to support this podcast is how we get the word out about what we do and how different we are and how I get to go to towns like Pittsburgh where I just got some fan mail and get to hear what their scene is like. And every time I'm exposed to a new story, I learn something new. And this podcast allows me to share that something new with you. So thanks for listening. Let's get back to what we do. So this story is another bull story. How come I'm not getting the stories from the from the Cuckolds? I'm getting the stories from the Bulls and the Lovers and the Studs from that side of the bed. This is a totally different take on the same material. This is from a show that was themed Size Queen. And Jamar brought down the house with his story. This story was told live on stage, and I was sitting right next to him on the stage watching the thr of sharing this secret with hundreds of people. This story is from Jamar Johnson. And once again, we're hitting on the subject of cuckoldry.

Jamar Johnson (21:59)

My heart is fucking pounding right now. My heart is pounding right now. Hi, everybody. Dixie. Thank you. Thank you, Dixie. My full name is actually jamarjohnjohnson.com and on September 13, 2012, I was making a deposit of $345 at my local bank in New York City on 85th street and 3rd Avenue. I was depositing $345. I remember that because 300 of those dollars were to bring me back to zero, and the other 45 were to be you. When I left the bank, I held the door open for a few people, and there was a beautiful woman approaching. And I always hold the door open for beautiful women. And not that I don't hold it for unattractive women. I do for all women. It's just that this particular woman was stunning. She kind of looked like a mix between, like, Selma Hayek and Angelina Jolie, minus the anorexia, you know, she was really hot. She had curves, you know, the way I like them. Yeah, ladies with curves. I like big butts. And I cannot lie. I'm sorry. So I'm holding the door open for her and she says, thank you. And I said, you're welcome, beautiful. And she turned around and looked at me with those eyes that a woman gives a guy when she's like, maybe in another lifetime you could have had me. And so I walked away and something changed, stopped me in my tracks. And I was like, I gotta go back and talk to her. So I double timed it into the bank, and I didn't want to go too fast because a black guy in a bank, you know, looking suspicious. And I kind of caught up to her and I said, excuse me, miss. And I wanted to ask her if she wanted to grab some hot chocolate sometime, but instead I asked her. Instead, I asked her if she liked hot chocolate men. And she said, she said, I don't know, you'll have to ask My boyfriend standing at the teller. She pointed at the teller, and her boyfriend was taking out some cash. And he was 6 4, 245 pounds of solid muscle. And the reason why I know is because I got beat up one time by a guy who was 64 and 245 pounds of muscle. So I knew. I sized him up, and I was like, okay, I got to get out of this situation. So she walked up to her boyfriend, she kissed him on the lips, and he looked at me like, what is this guy doing? And I smiled. Hey. Then he smiled. All right. And then I handed him my card. I said, hey, I'm a comedian. And he grabbed my card, and he went to shake my hand. And I thought he was gonna grab the shit out of me and shake me, you know? But we were in a bank. So he said, nice to meet you. Maybe we'll come to a show sometimes. And I was like, crisis averted. So they left the bank first, and I waited there. I waited until he was long gone, and then I left. Exactly one week later, on a Monday, I got this mysterious email from what I found out, a woman named Yvette. She said, I don't know if you remember me, but you stopped me in the bank, and you asked me if I like hot chocolate men. And I said no, because my boyfriend was there. But the truth is that I do. She said, would you like to go out for a drink sometime? Don't worry. Howard knows. I was like, this is kind of hot, but is this a setup or something? What's gonna happen? But curiosity had the best of me, so I said, you know what? Let's do it. I wrote it back. Let's go. Let's do it. Took a few days of coordination via text. We finally linked up at a bar called Suave on 84th and 2nd Avenue, right in her neighborhood, you know? So I went on this date, and it seemed like a normal date for the most part, you know? But I kept looking over my shoulder, wondering, is this guy Howard gonna pop in at any second? Like, gotcha. He never came. But about an hour into the date, she got a text from what was Howard. And she looked at it, and she looked at me, and she says, howard wants to know if you have a BBC. Now, look, folks, a black man in his cock is a very important thing. But my cock is not, like, ginormous huge. But I wanted to still entice her, you know? I didn't want to leave her hanging. So I said, well, it's illegal in three countries, and she laughed and she laughed and that was averted. I didn't have to tell them my exact inches, but what she did was she immediately grabbed it. She grabbed my cock in this bar. Now, luckily, I had on some long johns and some pants and some underwear, so it gave some extra girth. So she probably thought it was nine inches. She's like, that's a huge cock. She said, I want it in me right now. I said, I can do that. So we go to her place. We go to her place. Now, I'm still nervous because I'm thinking Howard's gonna pop up at any second and say, sorry, get the fucker. But that's not what happened. We get to her bedroom, right? And she changes into some sexy lingerie. And I'm standing there with my clothes, and I'm getting ready to take some clothes. She goes, no, let me undress you. Okay. So she gets on all fours on the bed. She pulls me to the bed. She unzips my pants, pulls my pants down, and she starts deep throating me. And it felt like her mouth was a waterfall. I was like, oh, my God, this is the best head ever. Like, literally, it felt like the best head of my fucking life. I kid you not. And maybe it was because it was like I wasn't supposed to be there, you know? So she's deep throating me and she's looking up at me. She's like, your fucking cock is so big. And I'm like, it's not that big, but okay, like, I'll take it. I'm like, okay, I'll take it. All right. I'm the man. I felt like Othello or something like that, you know, I just felt. Fuck, yeah. I'm just fucking the shit out of this, right? So then she. So then I was about to come in her mouth and I was like, no, no, no, I gotta fuck her. I gotta fuck her. So I pull her off and she goes grab a condom. She reaches over, she hands me a condom. The gold package, of course. It's a Magnum Extra large, ladies and gentlemen. And I put it on and there was a little baggie. So I'm fucking her. I'm fucking the shit out of her. And I'm trying to go as fast as I can. Cause I don't know when Howard's coming back.

Vince Klorthos (28:40)

She's.

Jamar Johnson (28:40)

She said it. We only have like 90 minutes. I'm fucking her as fast as I can. I'm coming. I'm screaming. She's scratching my back. She's. I'm like, you're leaving track marks on my back. She's like, just keep fucking me with that big black cock. I'm like, oh, my God, it's making my cock bigger. I think the more she said that, it made my cock grow, like, 2 inches. I kid you not, white guys. Just tell your girls to say you have a big black cock. You will grow. I guarantee you. I guarantee you. So I'm fucking the shit out of her. I'm just fucking her. I'm drilling her. I'm drilling her, and I come and she goes, oh, my God, that was amazing. We've gotta have you back sometime. I was like, we? She goes, yeah, I've been recording this whole time. I was like, what the fuck? But then I thought to myself, I don't really plan on running for President, so it's no big deal, you know? So she walks me to the door, she kisses me good night, and she says, let's stay in touch. I'm like, fine. So we did this two more times, and on the third time when I came, she says, okay, from now on, Howard has to join in. And I'm like, you know, I'm not, like, bisexual or anything like that. She goes, no, no, no. He just wants to watch. I'm like, okay, I can do that. All right. So I finally. We go. The fifth time, I'm at her place. Howard is standing in the. He's sitting on a chair in the corner with no pants on and a shirt. He looked like Winnie the Pooh just masturbating.

Vince Klorthos (29:55)

Just.

Jamar Johnson (30:00)

And I'm just drilling his girlfriend. I'm like, you like this, man? You like this? And he was like. He told me. He's like, talk to me. I want you to talk that good. Talk about her. She's your tonight. I'm like, all right, so, you know I like dirty talk, but it felt a little aggressive, you know? I'm like, yeah, you like this? You like this slut? You like how? You like that? He's like, oh, I love it. Just Winnie the Pooh. He's like, keep. Keep drilling her, Tigger. Keep juggling. I'm like, this is. This is weird. So by the eighth and last time, I realized that what happened is that he was using me as his Viagra. I was like a black Viagra for this guy. Because after I would come, then he would get hard, and then he would have sex with her, but without a condom. So he had all the fun. I was like, fuck. By the ninth time, they started to phase me out. I didn't even get to finish. He just tapped my shoulder like, hey, let me get in there. And I'm like, okay. And he would go in, and then I would just not come and be like, okay. And then she would text me afterwards like, hey, don't worry about it, but can you do me a favor? Is there any way you can get, like, four more guys with big black cocks to come join in? And in my mind, I just want to keep fucking her. So I'm like, yes, I will do anything. I will find these guys. I know people. And I ask every friend of mine, like, look, would you want to fuck her? And they're like, nah. Like, she's really hot, but they're like, nah. And I'm like, don't you got a big black cock? What are you afraid of? They're like, yeah, it's kind of big. You're scared, man. You're scared. So I go back to her and I say, hey, look, I'm having some trouble rounding up some guys. Apparently, they say it's not true. All black guys don't have big black cocks. And she was like, all right, well, I don't know if we can see each other anymore. And I'm like, why not? Aren't I doing a good job? Isn't my BBC enough? She goes, one big black cock is never enough.

Dixie de La Tour (31:55)

And I'm like, oh.

Jamar Johnson (32:05)

And I'll be honest with you guys. Like, it seemed like a good arrangement at first. You know, I get to have sex with her, I get to leave, and she gets to say I have a big black cock. And it just felt good. But then I realized she was using me for my big black cock, and it kind of depressed me for a little. I still have the pictures if you want to see. After I got the pictures, and the next time a woman asks me if I have a big black cock, you know what I'm going to ask her? Well, how much do you need? And if she says more than one? If she says I need two, three, or four, I can't help you, okay? Because I have feelings, too. All right, that's my time, guys.

Dixie de La Tour (33:06)

That was Jamar Johnson live on stage in San Francisco. I have fallen down the rabbit hole of research on cuckoldry, and right now I'm reading something that says the cuckold's urge to thrust through intercourse or masturbation is often enhanced by the presence of the bull, whether real or fantasized. A study in 2003 concluded that one evolutionary purpose of the thrusting motion characteristic of Intense or intercourse is for the penis to up suck another man's semen before depositing his own. What? Mind blown. This relates to sexual jealousy in evolutionary psychology. I don't know if you've ever studied evolutionary biology or evolutionary psychology. It is something that fascinates me. One of my first books that I read on this subject and a book I recommend highly, is called the Evolution of Strategies of Human Mating by David M. Buss. It is fascinating and you're gonna read it and you're gonna go, wait, what? But there's a lot of wait, what? In evolutionary psychology. But God, it's fun to read. So many times I'll have topics that cause people to send me a lot of emails. I think this particular episode might be one of them. One of the subjects that got a lot of emails recently was CF what is it? Wait. C. Clothed female, Nude male. Okay. CFNM Clothed female, Nude male. It is a fetish that involves the woman being in a position of power and she is often wearing a business suit. If you watch this kind of porn, I'm not sure what, I guess it has to do with your boss emasculating you. The men are naked, servicing women, maybe. Sometimes it's dusting or desk. Sometimes it's like, get in there and go to town. But it is fascinating and I have never gotten as many messages on Facebook. And don't send me messages on Facebook, by the way. That's not cool. I have never gotten as many emails to ask me if I found that story because this is a common fetish and people want to hear it firsthand from somebody who's participated. If you have a story on this fetish, you should record it and send it to me. It might just end up on this podcast sometime soon. So you've had two incredible stories on the subject of cuckoldry. And now I'm gonna tell you about upcoming live shows where you can not only hear the stories like you can on a podcast, you can be live in the house, watch the person talking into the microphone on stage, and maybe go up to them afterwards words and go, what? Like, sorry, this episode's gonna make me say what? A lot. It's way more fun in person, y'.

Jamar Johnson (35:57)

All.

Dixie de La Tour (35:57)

You get to play games. You get to talk to the storytellers after their story. You get to ask them questions because they got on stage in front of you so you know they're willing to talk about it. It's a great place to find access to a world that is sometimes difficult to access. You Go on the Internet. You don't know what you're gonna get. You show up to a live storytelling show because we're classy like that. And before you are invited to a party that will change your life forever. So upcoming shows for you to come to on Wednesday, March 22, that's coming up soon. We're back in Seattle after a hiatus. The theme for the evening is easy. And I'd love to know what you found to make your sex life easier. Maybe you became polyamorous. Maybe you went out and found a bull, a lover, a stud. I'm just gonna say it like that every time. Gotta say all three of them at the same time. Whatever it was that made your life easier, I'd like to have your story on stage. Pitch me a story. Dixieaudistorytelling.com that show's coming up soon, so send me that recording or the gist of your story really soon via email. Upcoming shows in the Bay Area. April 12th. Our theme is Paramore. You can go with that where you want to. So on May 17, our theme is Nerd Sex. That is going to be a great show. I'm already talking to somebody who has a story about a Harry Potter sex party because I love it when they geek out at sex parties and make it very thematic. And I also am talking to a dominatrix who likes to lock you out of your email account and then blackmail you with the contents of your email. Or maybe she just. If you want to get back in, you got to pay her thousands of dollars. People pay this woman so much money to lock them out of their email account. It's brilliant. Okay, here's one. You need some heads up on June 14th. You need to start soon. The theme is On Assignment for Body. I did this back in 2009. The stories were incredible. So how this works is you contact me and you sign up to be one of the storytellers on this night. And your assignment is going to be, I want a fresh story just for our stage. So maybe I'm gonna help you write an ad and put it out. Maybe you're gonna create your own trouble, but I want you to go out and create a fresh adventure for our stage. I'm gonna work with you. I'm gonna coach it so it's perfect. And you're gonna get on stage and astound us with what you got up to just for us, just for our entertainment. Then In July, on July 12, the theme is Size Queen. Size Queen is the topic that Jamar Johnson story related to so you could head down that rabbit hole. Or maybe you can take a fresh new take on that. We're also going to be doing Size Queen really soon here on the podcast. So that's it. How much time have you wasted this time time. The episodes keep getting bigger and better. I'm being told that I'm getting better at this podcasting thing. So thank you if you think so. I want to send out my thank yous. Thank you to Matthew Marder, my podcast producer who makes this possible. Who takes these crazy rambling files and attempts to make sense out of them. To David Grossoff, who records the sound at our live shows. To Reuben Tan, who is a beloved member of our team. Ruben runs the On Demand and livestream part of the show so that you can watch those people on stage. If you're not in the Bay Area, you can watch them from wherever you are. And we have people tune into the live stream from all over the world to the people who make the show happen. Crystal Crow, who often travels with me and helps me tote all the stuff that makes it fun. Ty Mackenzie, There's Terry, there's Steph. There's everybody who helps out with the show. It's not just me. I'm just the loudmouth redhead who happens to have a microphone in front of her right at this moment. We'll be back next week with a new episode. I can't wait for you to write me a review and tell me what you think. Send me an email@dixiebodistorytelling.com and let me know if there's a story you're particularly wanting to hear. I love making people happy and I will be back next week with the Body Storytelling podcast. Have a great week, y'.

Vince Klorthos (40:22)

All.

Vince Klorthos (40:25)

I am now a cuckold.

Vince Klorthos (40:36)

Will you be.

Vince Klorthos (40:41)

This cuckoldation cuckold into cuckoldized her cuckolded teeth Cuckoldish me. Life has taken a cuckoldastic twist. I should have seen when I looked at her she was a cuckoldeer. I am now a cuckold. She cuckold me. When your love is loving someone else a cuckold will you be? Her coasting tendencies have brought me to my knees. Oh please. I reminisce on my pre catious period and these coatory things have made me post cacodic. Oh I feel like such a cock knuckle tripod, ladies and gentlemen. Tripod. Yeah.

Vince Klorthos (42:02)

Hey cuckold. Put that back in.