Bawdy Storytelling – Episode 22: "Size. Matters."

Host: Dixie De La Tour
Date: April 1, 2017
Featured Storytellers: Janice in the City, Stevie the Stripper, Dixie De La Tour

Episode Overview

This episode of Bawdy Storytelling explores the complexities, myths, and personal realities of size and sexual attraction—but with the Bawdy twist: it’s not what you expect. Host Dixie De La Tour curates three stories that subvert the usual “length vs. girth” banter, instead delving into experiences of fetish, body image, power, and self-acceptance. Through the voices of Janice in the City, Stevie the Stripper, and Dixie herself, the show offers a deeply human, sex-positive take on what it means for "size" to matter.

Story 1: Janice in the City – "Giantess in the Bedroom"

[03:31 - 17:53]

Key Discussion Points

• Living as a Tall Woman:
  Janice, standing 6'4" since age 13, describes lifelong experiences of standing out in small-town Missouri and being made to feel monstrous:

  “I was called six, Sasquatch and Bigfoot. I was made to feel like a monster most of the time.” (04:38)

• Early Online Connections:
  Finds community and love in AOL chatrooms for tall people, meeting ‘Manuel,’ a 6’3” Elvis impersonator from Virginia.
• Revelation of a Giantess Fetish:
  Manuel confides his sexual fetish—he can only climax via fantasies of ‘giantess’ domination. Janice learns about the "giantess" and "mega giantess" roleplays, discovering:

  “A true fetish is when somebody can't actually come unless they're participating in or thinking about the object of their fetish.” (07:01)

• Roleplay Escalates:
  Janice is guided to perform increasingly elaborate roleplays, including acting out scenes with LEGO cities as ‘giantess’—even receiving gifts (heels, WNBA Barbie) that further objectify her size.
• Self-Realization and Escape:
  The relationship ends with Janice’s bittersweet awakening:

  “I am not beautiful to him. I am the closest thing that he'll ever get to a giantess.” (16:10) She celebrates eventual self-acceptance: “...all of my best orgasms have come from men shorter than me who didn't give a damn how tall I was.” (16:50)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “But what I never imagined was that being tall would mean that someday Legos would be a part of my sex life.” (05:38)
• “I'm happy to say that I was smart enough to realize that sooner rather than later and I got out of that relationship within the next month. And I'm super happy being 6'4 now.” (16:40)

Interlude: Reflections on Objectification & Community

[18:24 - 25:38]

Dixie reflects on:

• The impact and reach of Janice's story, notably within the giantess fetish community.

• The unique pain and insight of being objectified for natural attributes, and how storytelling brings human perspective to otherwise misunderstood desires:

  “I see that story now in a completely different way after having heard it from both Janice's point of view and from Giantess Fetishist's point of view.” (18:58)

• A brief anecdote about “feeders” and body admiration, celebrating the diversity of what people find beautiful and the joy in unapologetic self-love:

  “And no matter what you look like, whether you're tiny, whether you're big, there is somebody out there who is excited about what you got to bring.” (22:56)

Story 2: Stevie the Stripper – "The Fantasy Girl in the Champagne Room"

[27:14 - 37:02]

Key Discussion Points

• Joy of Stripping & Fantasy:
  Stevie loves her job, describing the club as a rainstorm of cash and joy in being someone’s fantasy:

  “Being a fantasy girl is a great opportunity to... just be whoever they want me to be.” (28:25)

• Personal Fetish—Body Positivity:
  Stevie reveals her own attraction to fat bodies—both men and women—connecting her celebration of abundance and sensuality to healing from past eating disorders.
• Best Day at Work—Shared Fantasy:
  Relates her favorite customer: a "normal-looking fat guy" who, with straightforward confidence, declares:

  “You’re my ultimate fantasy... I’m gonna give you all my money.” (33:13) This leads to playful, imaginative marriage and sex scenarios in the champagne room—her favorite masturbation fantasy is born collaboratively.

• Moment of Self-Acceptance:
  After being the object of fantasy and creating shared desire, Stevie concludes:

  “This is a day where I finally realized that I totally, 100% want to be me.” (36:23)

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “For me, it's like, fat is happy and fat is fun. It's like fat is abundance and bounty and too, too much of a good thing.” (29:47)
• On being someone’s ultimate fantasy and cash windfall:
  “Obviously, we're going to the champagne room... I'm not actually worried about how we're gonna pass our time.” (33:25)
• “My job is to fuck as many guys as possible, right? So cool... That thing that he create—that we created together—has actually become my number one masturbation fantasy.” (34:26)

Story 3: Dixie de La Tour – "Size Queen"

[41:38 - 55:19]

Key Discussion Points

• The Big Birthday Sex Party:
  Dixie recounts a wild Oakland sex party and contemplates crossing off a bucket list item: sex with the notorious "Jeff Goldblum"—and his 11-inch penis.

  “Have I fucked an 11 inch dick in my life? That would be no. And I'm like, okay, let's do that.” (42:56)

• When Size Is Too Much:
  The encounter is anything but pleasurable:

  “As soon as he puts that fucking thing in me, I'm like, this is a really stupid idea. I don't want this at all.” (44:55)

  • Humorous and awkward moment: interrupted mid-sex by a friend offering her the “last biscuit” for breakfast.
  • Dixie’s response:

    “I will give you half of it if you take that fucking thing out of my pussy right now.” (46:47)

• Unexpected Aftermath—Lost Sponge:
  Days later, Dixie realizes that a menstrual sea sponge has gone missing, requiring a friend’s intervention—culminating in a comedic, intimate, and slightly horrifying extraction in a clawfoot tub.
  • On post-party body realities:

    “If I'm not already stretched out from the 11 inch dick, I'm sticking my own fucking arm in there. And I cannot get it. I cannot get it.” (48:45)

  • That awkward friendship boundary moment:

    “You're gonna climb into my clawfoot tub... I'm gonna put on a latex glove, and I'm gonna get in there...” (49:26)

  • Finally, when friend Julie has to go glove-free:

    “Is there anything I need to know about your past? ...I just want it out. Please get it out.” (52:25)

• Ending on Boundaries:
  The saga ends with Dixie declining a second invitation for a supersized experience:

  “Thanks, darling, I'm good.” (55:16)

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “I feel like one of those hollow chocolate bunnies from Easter. All my organs have been shoved down my throat and there's just barely room enough for his penis inside me.” (45:44)
• “We'll never speak of this again.” (54:18)

Thematic Takeaways

• Size Matters, But Not Like You Think:
  Real satisfaction comes from genuine connection and self-acceptance, not from meeting stereotypes or extremes.
• Objectification vs. Affirmation:
  The stories highlight the fine line between being celebrated and fetishized, and underline the necessity of being seen for one's whole self.
• Playfulness and Vulnerability in Sexual Storytelling:
  Each story bravely blends humor, vulnerability, and frankness—building empathy for perspectives not usually visible in mainstream conversations about sex and bodies.

Memorable Quotes & Segment Highlights

• “There's somebody out there who is excited about what you got to bring.” (Dixie, 22:56)
• “...all of my best orgasms have come from men shorter than me who didn't give a damn how tall I was.” (Janice, 16:50)
• “This is a day where I finally realized that I totally, 100% want to be me.” (Stevie, 36:23)
• “Have I fucked an 11 inch dick in my life? That would be no. And I'm like, okay, let's do that.” (Dixie, 42:56)
• “I will give you half of it if you take that fucking thing out of my pussy right now.” (Dixie, 46:47)

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Opening musical number & welcome: 00:01–03:16
• Janice in the City’s giantess fetish story: 03:31–17:53
• Dixie’s perspective on objectification/community: 18:24–25:38
• Stevie the Stripper’s champagne room confession: 27:14–37:02
• Dixie’s sex party “Size Queen” story: 41:38–55:19

Conclusion

"Size. Matters." brings laughter, compassion, and unexpected revelation to the subject of size and sexuality. The episode expertly blends candid storytelling, playful raunch, and emotional honesty—inviting listeners to reconsider what it means to stand out, fit in, and be desired.
Size only matters as much as it means to you.