Podcast Summary: Bawdy Storytelling with Dixie De La Tour

Episode 33 – PORN!
Date: September 25, 2017
Theme: Honest, hilarious, and sex-positive true tales about the world of pornography, both as fantasy and as industry. Host Dixie De La Tour brings two stories: a journey into fisting and an inside look at gay porn production—plus her own formative relationship with porn.

Episode Overview

This episode celebrates sex, kink, and the transformative or educational potential of pornography. Dixie takes listeners behind the scenes with real people—specifically, a British porn actor and an acclaimed porn director—who reveal the humor, absurdity, and intimacy that can come from exploring sexuality both personally and professionally. The ethos is shameless, joyous, and enlightening: “The Moth for pervs.”

Key Segments and Stories

1. Introduction & Context (00:55–02:45)

• Host: Dixie De La Tour defines Bawdy Storytelling as a space for raw, unscripted true stories about sex, kink, gender, and now, porn.
• Notable Moment (00:56): “Are you a fan of pornography? I sure as fuck am," Dixie declares—setting a candid, celebratory tone.
• Dixie welcomes the first storyteller: Dolan Wolf, a Londoner turned San Francisco porn actor, “Best British Daddy 2014”—about to share his fisting odyssey.

2. Story 1: Dolan Wolf – The Art & Obsession of Fisting (02:51–13:47)

Setting: Starts in Madrid, 2010, with two sexy men—then expands to a nerdy quest, learning, and eventual international fisting celebrity.

Key Points and Journey:

• First Experience Attempting Fisting (03:00):
  Dolan describes an intense, failed attempt at being fisted by “Mike,” who “looks like Alcide from True Blood but hotter”.
  • “There’s no way this is going to—no, you can do this, you can do this. Don’t surrender… I’m sorry. I can’t do this.” (04:40)
• Motivation & Playground Engineering (05:00):
  Motivated by missed opportunity, Dolan approaches fisting as an engineering problem: measures his hand, divides by Pi, seeks out training toys.
  • Notable quote: “All I’ve got to do is fit object A through aperture B…” (05:30)
  • “The Bum Boner” toy—a ‘ridiculous name’, but crucial.
• Self-training Montage (06:00–07:30):
  London flat logistics, incremental progress, the educational power of True Blood marathons.
  • Star Wars and Princess Leia references (“You came in here, you didn’t have a plan for getting out.”), blending nerd humor and kink.
• Finding a Mentor (08:00):
  Meets David via Recon, a sex/kink website.
  • Sling setup: “It’s like a hammock for sex, makes it easier to keep your legs in the air and get access to these parts.” (08:40)
  • Advice: “You can never have too much lube…” (09:06)
• Euphoric Success & Sensation Description (09:55):
  “He had his hand inside me… it stays and it moves and it dances and it teases and it challenges and you just feel fucking filthy…”
  • Riff comparing it to learning to ride a bike—freedom, exhilaration.
  • Audience affirmation: “Fuck, yeah.” (10:13)
• Full Immersion and a Porn Career (10:46–13:47):
  Tied up, punch fisting, “lube going everywhere.”
  • Records the experience: “Thank God I’m recording it.” (10:43)
  • A year later: filming fisting porn; two years later: international teacher; attends “Fist Fest” (Comic-Con for fisting).
  • Destiny fulfilled: finally takes “Mike’s” fist.
    • “He looks like Alcide from True Blood, but he fists like the Terminator.” (12:18)
  • Romance and life lesson: falls in love, gets married, finds emotional connection more satisfying.
    • “Being fisted by your true love is way hotter.” (13:44)

Top Quotes:

• “A relaxed ass is a happy ass.” – Dolan Wolf (13:47)
• “A tight and unrelaxed ass, it’s an unhappy ass.” – Dixie (13:50)

3. Interlude: Dixie’s Own Porn Origin Story (14:02–17:36)

• Repressed Sex Education → Porn Literacy:
  Dixie was denied sex ed as a kid (“My mom thought we’d have an orgy and I’d get pregnant”) and sought knowledge at adult bookstores.
• DIY Porn Education (15:00):
  Vivid description of peepshow booths and learning sex acts by observation:
  • “I was the resident expert on sex... I’d learned a lot from watching porn, and I’m so grateful I got to take my education into my own hands, so to speak.” (16:45)
• Parental Caution:
  “If you don’t let your kids take sex education, they’re gonna grow up to do what I do… so let your kids learn about sex.” (17:10)

4. Story 2: Mr. Pam – The Porn Director and a Very Famous Penis (22:21–36:47)

Storyteller: Mr. Pam – renowned gay porn director and “proud pervert,” telling a fast-paced and uproarious behind-the-scenes tale.

Structure & Highlights:

• Cinematic Ritual
  Describes the quiet before the porn scene, cleaning the camera: “My little meditative moment.” (22:30)
• Enter Raphael Alencar – The Porn Star (23:23):
  “It’s like if Popeye was kidnapped by Brazilian gods and they turned him into the most perfect porn star in the world… sex on wheels.”
• Porn Set Ballet:
  “Filming him is like Dancing With the Stars, but porn.” (25:50)
• Unexpected Romance:
  Moving in NYC, Raphael helps Mr. Pam with luggage—then makes a move.
  • “I totally thought you were gay. He’s like, ‘No, I’m Brazilian.’” (26:56)
  • Hilariously awkward, hot, “porn scene” sex while struggling to flip roles.
• Unlikely Relationship Escalation:
  Central Park stroll leads to: “We should have a baby.” (28:20)
  • “What are we gonna do? … Hi, this is mom and dad. And I shoot dad fucking guys in the asshole. Like, no, I don’t know. No, no, no, no…”
• Disaster Strikes: The Broken Dick (29:40):
  • Raphael’s penis is severely injured during a client session.
  • “It looked like… you know when a python eats something too big, and there’s something inside of it squirming?” (30:55)
  • Hospital drama, frantic attempts to save the world’s most famous uncut cock.
    • “If you walk away with anything tonight: If you hire a hooker and you’re high on cocaine and you break his dick… at least pay for the cab.” (31:56)
  • Urologist: “We think we saved his foreskin.” (33:36)
• Six-Week Ordeal and Penis Recovery:
  • The imposed abstinence is likened to caring for a newborn: “If it starts crying or getting hard, you have to calm it back down.” (34:30)
• Triumphant Comeback in Puerto Rico:
  • Traveling together, they celebrate after six weeks, attempt sex in a creepy, abandoned hotel.
  • Carefully, hilariously, test drive the repaired monumental dick.
    • “This is the moment of truth… down. We’re in. We achieved it. Yes. The dick was intact, the sex was good, and we BOTH came.” (35:53)
  • New meaning to their porn scenes together: “Because of his urologist and my magical vagina, we saved the world of gay porn.” (36:44)

Notable Quotes & Moments

• Dixie De La Tour (00:56): “Are you a fan of pornography? I sure as fuck am.”
• Dolan Wolf (13:47): “A relaxed ass is a happy ass.”
• Mr. Pam (25:50): “It’s like Dancing With the Stars, but porn.”
• Mr. Pam (31:56): “If you hire a hooker... and you break his dick... at least pay for services rendered! Or pay for the cab.”
• Mr. Pam (36:44): “Because of his urologist and my magical vagina, we saved the world of gay porn.”

Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment / Quote | |------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:56 | Host intro & declaration: “Are you a fan of pornography? I sure as fuck am.” | | 02:51 | Start of Dolan Wolf’s fisting journey | | 08:40 | Intro to fisting “sling” & practical advice: “You can never have too much lube.” | | 10:13 | Audience: “Fuck, yeah.” (Dolan’s first fisting success) | | 13:47 | Dolan’s life lesson: “A relaxed ass is a happy ass.” | | 14:02 | Dixie’s secret porn education origin story | | 16:45 | “I learned a lot from watching porn, and I’m so grateful that I got to take my education…” | | 22:21 | Mr. Pam’s set-up and meeting of Raphael | | 25:50 | “It’s like Dancing With the Stars, but porn.” | | 31:56 | “If you walk away with anything tonight…” (on paying for broken-dick cab)” | | 35:53 | The “moment of truth”—the triumphant sexual reunion after recovery | | 36:44 | “Because of his urologist and my magical vagina, we saved the world of gay porn.” |

Tone, Style & Takeaways

• Unscripted & self-deprecating: Stories are candid, full of wit, and often mix kink or technical details with humor and pop culture references.
• Sex-positivity: Both tales celebrate self-discovery, resilience, and creative problem solving around sexuality—as well as the emotional bonds formed around shared experiences at the margins.
• Educational: The episode doubles as a caution to let people, especially youth, have honest sex education—and as a celebration of the healing, affirming power of sexual honesty.

Memorable Closing Quote

“Being fisted by your true love is way hotter.” – Dolan Wolf (13:44)
“Because of his urologist and my magical vagina, we saved the world of gay porn.” – Mr. Pam (36:44)

This episode is both hilarious and, at times, tender, inviting listeners to laugh, squirm, and learn—from pop culture inspiration to porn set mishaps, from trauma to triumph, the world of porn offers not just fantasy, but real human connection and unforgettable stories.