Podcast Summary: Bawdy Storytelling - Episode 34

RISK! and Bawdy in Brooklyn - Part One
Date: October 12, 2017
Host: Dixie De La Tour
Guest Host: Kevin Allison

Episode Overview

This special episode captures part one of a high-energy, sex-positive storytelling night, featuring a collaborative Brooklyn show between Bawdy Storytelling and Kevin Allison’s RISK! podcast. Hosted live by Dixie De La Tour and Kevin Allison, the episode overflows with candid, outrageous, and transformative tales from everyday people and celebrated storytellers on the theme of "Scandalous." The vibe is raucous, supportive, and celebratory of sexual honesty—“The Moth for pervs.” Listeners are thrown into the world of sexcapades, kink awakenings, and surprising sexual journeys, all delivered with humor and authenticity.

Main Segments & Discussion Points

1. Setting the Stage (00:00–07:18)

• Hosts introduce the collaboration between Bawdy Storytelling (San Francisco’s famous sex and storytelling series) and RISK! (the confessional true tales podcast).
  • Dixie’s joy at returning to Brooklyn after five years (04:07).
  • Kevin’s reverence for Dixie; Dixie credits RISK! as her podcasting inspiration (04:49).

Notable Quotes:

• “I hear y'all are perverts. Is that true?”—Dixie De La Tour (04:17)
• “We have a very perverted evening of stories for you tonight, my friends.”—Kevin Allison (04:22)

2. The “Scandalous” Theme and Opening Antics (07:18–12:23)

• Theme for the night: Scandalous. Both hosts riff on what that means, with Kevin sharing his infamous “stamps.com song” that includes his own orgasm recordings as a hidden Easter egg (07:40–11:15).
• Kevin recounts visiting kink camp and recording his own orgasm sounds after being told how noisy he is in bed.

Notable Quotes:

• “For the next, like, three months or so, I recorded every orgasm I had... and put five Kevin Allison orgasms right in the middle of the Stamp Set.com song.”—Kevin Allison (09:56)

• “You see, there’s five of them. That’s a lot because you can usually only get, like, one out of me on a given day.”—Kevin Allison (11:15)

• Group climax: Host leads the crowd in performing their own public orgasm sounds to break the ice (11:30).

3. Kevin Allison’s “Buddy Booths” Story (12:34–19:57)

• Mini-story: Kevin recalls visiting NYC’s infamous adult bookstores in the 1990s, with “buddy booths” where men could watch and--illegally--join each other for anonymous sex.
• Story climaxes with a fire happening across the street, distracting staff and resulting in a spontaneous 10-man public orgy in the hallway—until the “Persian or Arab” managers burst in wielding tiny bats to break things up.

Notable Quotes:

• “And I think to myself, well, obviously I’m gonna get in on that. So, I’ve got my pants down and I’m... just got this lovely Latino guy’s cock in my mouth, when all of a sudden the employers come down like, what the fuck is going on here?”—Kevin Allison (15:29)

• Punchline: “Well, that was fun while it lasted.” / “Yeah, it kinda makes me want to learn how to start a fire.”—An old man and Kevin (19:30)

4. Featured Storyteller: Corinne Fisher—“My Vagina Lost Its Innocence” (19:57–38:12)

Backstory & Tone:
Corinne is a stand-up comic known for co-hosting “Guys We Fucked.” Her comedic, self-deprecating style shines in this candid tale of her sexual coming-of-age in NYC.

Key Story Beats:

• Moving to NYC from Jersey, determined to become both a filmmaker and a sexually confident adult (20:21).
• Keeping her virginity “for New York.” First sexual experiences—even shaving her pubic hair, to the chagrin of her 1970s mom (23:16).
• Meeting Jim, an 8-years-older, pervy rich guy—her sexual mentor. New kinks: porn, ice play, anal beads, hand jobs, and even consensual urolagnia ("he convinced me that I could pee on him sexually") (26:30).
• The “scandalous” moment: After a private nude photoshoot, Jim, during a modeling gig for Best Buy’s Geek Squad, views her intimate pictures on a public computer. The computer’s next user gets arrested for child pornography, leading the FBI to mistakenly flag her nude photos (31:12).
• Corinne must call the FBI to “claim her own vagina” and verify she’s an adult consenting to the images. Her revelation: owning her sexuality and her body.

Memorable Quotes:

• “The FBI wants to talk to you about your vagina.” —Jim, via post-it note (31:12)
• “At 22, my vagina didn’t look a day over 17.”—Corinne Fisher (34:17)
• “I had to come to terms with the fact that I needed to call the FBI and claim my own vagina.”—Corinne Fisher (35:13)
• “I wasn’t mad this time. I was okay because I had a new relationship with my vagina.”—Corinne Fisher (37:41)

5. Featured Storyteller: Dick Wound—“Batman, Knives, and Kink Identity” (39:27–55:02)

Backstory & Tone:
Dick Wound, kink-activist and co-host of Off the Cuffs podcast, tells a raw, darkly humorous journey of sexual discovery, kink shame, health scares, and eventual community belonging.

Key Story Beats:

• Earliest masturbation/kink fantasies inspired by 1960s Batman: tied-up, threatened–damsels and deathtraps (39:27).
• First real world taste of kink when an older girlfriend uses a knife during sex. “I’m making noises that put Kevin’s to shame…” (43:50)
• Years of shame, repression, and falling into depression, especially after a series of heart attacks restricts his lifestyle (45:47).
• Epiphany: After a two-year “dead period,” Dick is turned on by a true crime show. This sparks prolific emailing of cam girls to request a lethal kink roleplay. Only one agrees—a pivotal moment.
• Watching his custom “death by jumper cables” video, Dick finds pleasure and self-acceptance again—“It was like blowing two years of depression out the end of my dick.”
• Discovers FetLife, begins participating openly in kink, launches a podcast, and becomes a source of support for others (“It’s my job to give back to Kink what Kink gave back to me”).

Notable Quotes:

• “I was thinking about Mary cutting my head off the other night...” —Dick Wound, on being the weird friend (40:53)
• “When I fucking came, it was like blowing two years of depression out of the end of my dick.”—Dick Wound (54:32)
• “For the first time in my life, I felt like I had friends and, like, a sense of community that I had never had before.”—Dick Wound (53:00)

6. Kevin Allison’s “Urinals and Piss Play” Story (55:02–63:05)

• Kevin, inspired by Dick’s knife story, recalls his own stories of kink, including being a “human urinal” at an all-male camp (55:02).
• Tells a funny story about encountering a consenting “trough-dweller” at Stonewall Inn who wanted to be pissed on, but Kevin’s shy bladder stopped him (58:16).

Notable Quotes:

• “I would prefer it on my chest or my face, if you don’t mind.”—Stonewall “urinal guy” (58:44)
• “The urinal was pretty unimpressed with me.”—Kevin Allison (59:37)

7. Dixie De La Tour—“The Science of Sweet Cum” (63:05–88:09)

Backstory & Tone:
Dixie tells a playful, detailed story about dating a handsome “muggle” (mainstream, non-kinky) guy, Andy, and launching into a “science experiment” to create delicious-tasting semen via dietary restraints.

Key Story Beats:

• Dixie and Andy’s escalating date nights: swinger party, dungeon intro, hot-tub sushi and sex (66:00).
• Andy suggests he fulfill a sexual fantasy of hers. After some soul-searching, Dixie decides she wants to “make cum taste sweet”—inspired by reading about milkers.com, a site dedicated to “milking” men (68:00).
• Details of the “cum sweetening diet”—lots of fruit, molasses, no red meat, no beer, no masturbation allowed (78:12).
• First experiment seems to fail; second attempt, with a better “build up,” results in “four times more than he has ever cummed in his life” and the taste is “just like candy” and filled with flavors from their molasses-laden diet (82:43).
• Dixie finds sexual confidence, joy, and new fantasies through playful, sex-positive science.

Notable Quotes:

• “I want to control your diet for three days, and you can only eat exactly what I tell you to eat. Nothing else.”—Dixie (78:12)
• “When he comes, it is four times more than he has ever cummed in his life. And it tastes just like candy.”—Dixie (84:00)
• “Baby, you made me a nerd.”—Dixie (85:50)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (By Timestamp)

• [04:17] Dixie: “I hear y’ all are perverts. Is that true?”
• [09:56] Kevin: “For the next, like, three months or so, I recorded every orgasm I had...”
• [11:15] Kevin: “That’s a lot, because you can usually only get, like, one [orgasm] out of me on a given day.”
• [19:30] Kevin: “Yeah, kind of makes me want to learn how to start a fire.”
• [31:12] Corinne: "The FBI wants to talk to you about your vagina."
• [34:17] Corinne: "I was feeling flattered that at 22, my vagina didn’t look a day over 17."
• [54:32] Dick Wound: "When I fucking came, it was like blowing two years of depression out the end of my dick."
• [58:44] Stonewall Guy (via Kevin): “I would prefer it on my chest or my face, if you don’t mind.”
• [84:00] Dixie: “When he comes, it is four times more than he has ever cummed in his life. And it tastes just like candy.”
• [85:50] Dixie: “Baby, you made me a nerd.”

Major Themes & Takeaways

• Sexual honesty breeds community, healing, and laughter.
  From hidden kinks to public embarrassment, the more real and raw the story, the deeper the laughter and sense of connection.

• Owning Your Body and Your Desires:
  Corinne’s journey, Dick’s kink acceptance, and Dixie’s pursuit of sexual “science” all highlight the empowerment that comes from self-discovery and community support.

• Community and Belonging
  Finding one's “pervert tribe” and realizing no desire is “too weird”—as long as it’s consensual—echoes across all stories.

• Humor disarms shame:
  Laughter and explicit storytelling help defuse shame, stigma, and awkwardness around sexuality.

Key Segments & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Content | |--------------|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:00–07:18 | Show introduction, host banter, and background of the collaboration | | 07:18–12:23 | “Scandalous” theme setup, orgasm recording story, audience participation | | 12:34–19:57 | Kevin Allison’s “buddy booths” group sex tale | | 19:57–38:12 | Corinne Fisher—NYC sexual awakening, FBI nude photo saga | | 39:27–55:02 | Dick Wound—Batman, knife play, heart attacks, kink community | | 55:02–63:05 | Kevin Allison—human urinal memories, Stonewall trough anecdote | | 63:05–88:09 | Dixie De La Tour—“sweet cum” experiment & sexual confidence |

Conclusion

“RISK! and Bawdy in Brooklyn - Part One” bursts with sex-positive energy, blending daring confessionals, humor, and humanizing vulnerability. Whether you’re new to kink, sex storytelling, or a Bawdy veteran, this episode affirms: “there’s a pervert out there for you—if you’re brave enough to share.” The live audience’s laughter, the storytellers’ candor, and the hosts’ chemistry make sexual honesty the real star of the night.

For more, check out Part Two next week, or visit the RISK! podcast for another perspective on this wild night.

“There’s a pervert out there for you. If you’re brave enough to share.” —Dixie De La Tour (92:51)