Bawdy Storytelling – Episode 55: "Rapture" (Nerine Mecanique, Sean Riccio)
Date: January 3, 2019
Host: Dixie De La Tour
Episode Overview
This lively, unfiltered episode of Bawdy Storytelling features two true tales of sexual adventure and erotic mischief, delivered live without scripts or censorship. Emcee and sexual folklorist Dixie De La Tour rings in 2019 with stories from Sean Riccio and Nerine Mecanique, offering a blend of kink, humor, vulnerability, and carnal creativity. Listeners are treated to stories of DomCon exploits, knife play, and unconventional romantic connections, all within Bawdy's signature sex-positive, raucous atmosphere.
Key Segments & Notable Moments
[00:11–01:20] Opening and Musical Interlude
- Dixie and performer Jefferson Bergey kick off with an irreverent, body-positive musical number:
"My vagina is eight miles wide / Absolutely everyone can come inside."
(Jefferson Bergey, 00:43)
[01:20–10:33] Host Story: New Year's Rituals, Candles, and Intentions
- Dixie shares her annual candle-burning tradition for manifesting intentions instead of making New Year's resolutions.
- She humorously explains seeking out ritual candles for performance, financial stability, and touring.
- Notable exchange with the metaphysical store clerk about the symbolism behind different candle colors:
- "LeBron James might be green, the guy who writes his paycheck is purple. You need a purple candle."
(Unknown Clerk, paraphrased by Dixie, 08:45)
- "LeBron James might be green, the guy who writes his paycheck is purple. You need a purple candle."
- The segment sets a personal, magical, and hopeful tone for the year and episode.
[10:34–21:14] Story #1: Sean Riccio – "Dungeon Antics at DomCon"
[10:34] Story Introduction
- Dixie introduces Sean Riccio: nerdy, unapologetic, beloved by both "upstanding citizens and unwashed degenerates."
- Sean sets the stage at DomCon in New Orleans, the world's largest professional dominatrix convention.
[11:00–13:35] Setting the Scene at DomCon
- Sean delights the audience with details of the New Orleans setting:
- "When you leave New Orleans, when you leave the hotel, you're there. You're in New Orleans. There's food, music, human effluvium." (Sean Riccio, 12:18)
- He celebrates the unique energy of New Orleans DomCon vs. LA’s more sterile location.
[13:36–17:40] Play Party Near-Miss
- Sean attends a dungeon party, seeking adventure.
- He describes a wild, public scene with Goddess Nyx:
- "She did, like, a stripper floor act on my whole body, digging her knees into my back. I was screaming like a banshee. It was amazing." (Sean Riccio, ~15:45)
- After their scene, they plan to continue privately… Only to be interrupted by a partner’s imminent return.
[17:41–20:45] Comic Climax: Locked Out
- A comedic mishap: Sean, nearly nude, accidentally locks himself out of his room as the clock ticks down before Lady Vi returns.
- "I know what five minutes feels like… Empires rose and fell in that five minutes I was almost buck naked in the Aster Crown Plaza!”(Sean Riccio, 18:56)
- Lady Vi and her husband arrive, amused; Sean’s would-be paramour departs.
- Punchline: his partners actually wanted to watch!
- "'Could we…we totally would have wanted to watch you two have sex with each other. Can you go back and get her? She was really hot.'" (Sean Riccio, 20:17)
[20:45–21:15] Story Wrap-Up
- Sean earnestly hopes for another chance at next year’s DomCon. The audience erupts in applause.
[22:40–26:47] Musical Interlude: Jefferson Bergey – "Taboo"
- Jefferson Bergey performs a bawdy, witty song about sexual taboos, blending absurdist humor and clever wordplay:
- "If you crave sea mammal or a fish, I hope it serves a porpoise. I’m sorry." (Jefferson Bergey, 24:06)
- "If that kind of thing’s for you, then woohoo, they call it taboo." (Multiple choruses, ~26:00)
[27:51–49:03] Story #2: Nerine Mecanique – "Knife Play and First Dates"
[28:49] Introduction
- Host Dixie introduces Nerine Mecanique as a chef, hedonist, and "filthy sex machine" sharing her first-ever Bawdy story.
[28:50–32:30] Unconventional Online Dating
- Nerine humorously details her approach to dating: "I made myself an unnecessarily complicated profile and juxtaposed that with my penchant for leather and bondage and erotic blood sport…" (Nerine Mecanique, 29:24)
- Meets Ricardo, a worldly art director and emotionally unavailable polyamorist.
[32:31–36:15] Flirtation and Erotic Anticipation
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Playful, tension-filled texting leads to phone sex:
- "I say to him, ‘Ricardo, do you own a pocket knife?’... [He replies with bravado.]"
- "What proceeds is this really hot phone sex conversation that lasts the better part of an hour." (Nerine Mecanique, 34:50)
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Nerine proposes a sexy drawing exchange to commemorate their fantasy.
[36:16–41:10] The Date: Luxe Dining, Playful Dares
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Dressed to the nines at a Michelin-starred restaurant, the pair exude chemistry.
- Ricardo eagerly embraces Nerine’s suggestion to eat risotto with his face:
- "By the time he finishes his plate, I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go home and fuck him." (Nerine Mecanique, 39:50)
- Ricardo eagerly embraces Nerine’s suggestion to eat risotto with his face:
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They swap their sensual drawings; Ricardo surprises her by framing his.
[41:11–47:00] Knife Play & Hot Sex
- At his ultra-modern loft, Nerine steals Ricardo’s pocket knife from his jacket—then dramatically reveals it as foreplay.
- "As he's doing this, he gets about right here, and I slide the knife out from behind my dress, and I pop it open right next to his ear. And he looks me in the eyes and he goes, 'Oh, you're good.'" (Nerine Mecanique, 43:25)
- Ricardo seductively cuts her stockings; the erotic tension escalates.
- The encounter turns blood-play: he accidentally cuts himself, and Nerine drinks from his arm until she pauses for an STI check-in:
- "'What's your relationship with hepatitis?'... 'I'm clean.' 'Don't say clean. That's a really nasty way of responding.'" (Nerine Mecanique, 45:40)
[47:01–49:03] Orgasmic Climax
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Nerine guides Ricardo to use the knife in penetrative play, describing the act with intensity and humor, then climaxes explosively.
- "He gets it up into my cunt and he starts fucking me with it... I squirt all over his body, bedsheets, I make a total mess..." (Nerine Mecanique, 48:13)
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The story ends with her realization that she’s about to experience more of his intensity, likening herself to the risotto earlier devoured.
Memorable Quotes & Speaker Attribution
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"Perverts built this damn country. At least the pervy parts of it."
— Sean Riccio, 12:50 -
"If you crave sea mammal or a fish, I hope it serves a porpoise. I'm sorry."
— Jefferson Bergey, 24:06 (musical interlude) -
"By the time he finishes his plate, I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go home and fuck him."
— Nerine Mecanique, 39:50 -
"What's your relationship with hepatitis?"
— Nerine Mecanique, 45:40
Episode Timestamps
- 00:11 — Not Safe For Work disclaimer, musical intro
- 01:11 — Host introductions, New Year's ritual story
- 10:34 — Sean Riccio’s story: DomCon, kinky mishaps
- 21:15 — Host interlude, musical performance setup
- 22:40 — Jefferson Bergey’s "Taboo" song
- 27:51 — Introduction to Nerine Mecanique
- 28:49 — Nerine’s story: Flirtation, decadent dining, knife play
- 49:04 — Host wraps up; sneak peek at upcoming episodes
Episode Tone & Highlights
- Bawdy, celebratory, unfiltered honesty and humor about sexuality
- Sex-positivity, irreverence for social taboos, sense of playful risk
- Audience camaraderie, bold willingness to push boundaries and swap vulnerable, exhilarating stories
Useful For
- Listeners seeking cathartic, funny, explicit, true tales of sex and kink
- Anyone interested in the inner workings of kink scenes, dating adventures, and personal rituals for self-empowerment
- Fans of sex-positive, live storytelling with wit and warmth
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