Bawdy Storytelling Episode 62: "Spit Roasted by Spock?" (Alotta Boutté)

Host: Dixie De La Tour
Featured Storyteller: Alotta Boutté
Release Date: February 21, 2019

Episode Overview

This episode of Bawdy Storytelling features cabaret and burlesque star Alotta Boutté sharing a delightfully nerdy, sex-positive adventure themed around Star Trek roleplay at International Ms. Leather. The core narrative explores fantasy fulfillment, negotiation, embracing one's geeky passions, and finding catharsis through kink and chosen community. True to Bawdy’s promise, Alotta’s story is raw, uproarious, and empowering, blending humor, vulnerability, and sex-positivity in equal measure.

Key Discussion Points & Story Highlights

1. Alotta's Star Trek Obsession and Fantasy (11:32–12:48)

• Alotta opens with unabashed Trekkie pride, referencing “The Next Generation,” watching the original series with her dad, and even being photographed naked by Leonard Nimoy for “The Full Body Project.”
• Quote:
  “Fanfic come to life, people. I'm so excited." (13:25, Alotta Boutté)
• For her International Ms. Leather (IMSL) registration, she submits a fantasy:
  "To be Lieutenant Uhura getting banged by Captain Kirk while sucking off Spock. Trekkie dreams. Trekkie dreams." (12:38)

2. Fantasy Becomes Reality—Planning the Scene (12:49–15:07)

• Alotta receives a teasing email from friend Dee, who volunteers as Captain Kirk, and recruits her play partner Sean to be Spock.
• Costume negotiation is a must:
  • Alotta’s in a custom-made Uhura dress (crafted by a fellow geek).
  • Sean and Dee join in with their homemade Trek costumes—cardboard insignias and all.
• They agree to meet and negotiate comfort levels before play.

3. The Legendary Walk Through the Hotel (16:57–18:43)

• The trio dons their costumes and parades through the “vanilla” sections of the Holiday Inn, drawing amused and bewildered stares from “normals” and knowing grins from fellow kinksters.
  • Memorable Moment:
    "Star Trek is rolling through, and they do not know what to make of it. While the rest of my freaky friends are like, 'Is that… That’s happening? That’s happening now.’” (17:50)

4. Enacting the Fantasy: Play Scene in the Dungeon (18:44–22:00)

• Initial Play:
  • Alotta admits her inexperience with oral sex at that time but is coached by “Spock” (Sean), creating a playful, giggly atmosphere.
  • The fantasy unfolds: Alotta as Uhura is orally engaged with both “Kirk” and “Spock”—her Trekkie dream realized.
• Quote:
  “So, spit roasted. Captain Kirk and Spock dreams do come true.” (19:55)
• Consent & Joy:
  The scene is described as joyful, full of laughter, safe negotiation, and enthusiastic consent.

5. From Laughter to Catharsis: The Caning Scene (20:11–22:37)

• “Spock” introduces a fiberglass cane. Alotta consents even though she’s not a “big masochist,” wanting to experience both ends of sensation.
• The caning intensifies. Alotta describes a deeply emotional release, crying in front of her play partners and feeling safe—an unusual vulnerability for her as a "Black, fat, queer woman in the world."
  • Notable Quote:
    "Something about allowing myself to be that kind of vulnerable, because I don't get to... On a regular basis. Black, fat, queer woman in the world, we don't get to do that. And so I just released in the comfort of my Kirk and my Spock, knowing… they had me.” (21:35)

6. Aftercare and Celebration (22:37–23:32)

• Kirk and Spock pause, check in with Alotta. She assures them she’s “really great.”
• As a “reward,” Alotta gets into a sling for further play and pleasure, humorously noting the “real nice leverage.”
• Closes with:
  “That is how Lt. Uhura earned her promotion.” (23:30)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Alotta Boutté (12:38):
  “To be Lieutenant Uhura getting banged by Captain Kirk while sucking off Spock. Trekkie dreams. Trekkie dreams.”

• Alotta Boutté (13:25):
  "Fanfic come to life, people. I'm so excited."

• Alotta Boutté (17:50):
  “Star Trek is rolling through, and they do not know what to make of it. While the rest of my freaky friends are like, 'Is that… that’s happening? That’s happening now.’”

• Alotta Boutté (21:35):
  “Something about allowing myself to be that kind of vulnerable, because I don't get to... On a regular basis. Black, fat, queer woman in the world, we don't get to do that. And so I just released in the comfort of my Kirk and my Spock, knowing… they had me.”

• Alotta Boutté (23:32):
  "That is how Lt. Uhura earned her promotion."

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Alotta declared Trekkie, describes her naked Nimoy photoshoot: 11:32–12:25
• Declaring her fantasy in IMSL profile: 12:30–12:50
• Bringing her fantasy to life, assembling the cast: 13:00–15:07
• Costumed parade through mundane hotel: 16:57–18:43
• Dungeon scene, Spock demonstrates, giggling and group play: 18:44–20:07
• The caning, emotional release and catharsis: 20:52–22:37
• Aftercare, in the sling, “earned my promotion”: 22:37–23:32

Language, Tone, and Speaker Style

• Alotta is charmingly unfiltered, vivacious, and witty:
  “Banana pants idea with me? Totally down.” (14:11)
• She maintains a lively, self-aware sense of humor throughout, delivering her kinky tale with warmth and inclusivity.
• The story balances joy, explicit sexual description, and genuine emotional depth, embodying Bawdy’s ethos of sex-positivity and realness.

Why Listen?

Alotta’s story is celebratory, raucous, and affirming for anyone who has ever blended fandom with fantasy, or sought joy and catharsis through unconventional paths. The episode is a love letter to the power of shared vulnerability, finding your tribe, and, of course, living out your Trekkie dreams—no matter how wild.