C (5:08)
Oh my God, you guys are so exciting. I'm sitting on my partner Kelly's bed with our mutual friend Mitya. Two beautiful, curvy women who are extremely subby. And standing in front of us completely butt naked is my partner Kelly's nesting partner, my metamorphosis, Landon. Landon is adorable. He's kind of what I would imagine, like, if it was possible for Legolas and Gimli to have a child. That would be Landon. Very fair skin, long soft hair, a little bit ginger going on. And he's, like I said, butt naked with a blindfold on. And I direct Kelly and Mitya to attach cuffs to his wrists and ankles. And then I tell Landon to lay down on the bed, and we attach the cuffs to the underbed restraints. And then we proceed to test him. We kiss him in different places on his body, and then we ask him who he thought kissed him, where, and if he fails this test, then he gets shocked with the electric wand. Now, let me explain something. So this is a foursome that happened last weekend. And this is part of a goal that I am doing this month. So I am turning 30 at the end of this month on April 30th. So it's not only my golden birthday. It's like the Big 30. And I like doing big celebrations. So I started kind of early in the year, kind of January came around, and I'm like, I want to prepare something awesome. And I kind of had this joke, but I was kind of talking with partners and friends about, like, you know, it would be really fun. What if I had sex with 30 different people in 30 days? And the more I talked to people about it, the more people were like, you know, I'd help you with that goal. And pretty soon I had. I kind of thought about it and I started, you know, writing up a list. I'm very, like, detail oriented. So I started a spreadsheet. And pretty quickly I had about 15 people who I. Who I'd either had as previous partners or as fuck buddies or okay to kind of booty call with. And I was like, I think I can actually do this. So I confirmed with all of my 15 potential participants that they would be enthusiastic about joining me in the school. And it was amazing. Not a single person said no, which just blew my mind. And then I am part of a bunch of sex positive, kinky social media groups. And so I made a little ad, and I was like, hey, I'm doing this fantastically ridiculous goal for my birthday. I want 30 different participants to have sex with between April 1 and April 30. No gender preferences, no genitalia preferences. I just want to play with your bits. And I got an amazing response. Within 24 hours, my list was almost full. And while I was extremely flattered, I had a lot of kind of straight dudes. Don't get me wrong, I love having sex with straight dudes. But I was looking for a little bit more variety. And so I was like, okay, I'd asked for all these people to do things with me. I've asked for potential people I don't know to have sex with me. And they all said yes. What could it hurt to ask for more? And so I followed up with my little advertisements and said, you know, I love the response. I'm so flattered, my mind is blown. But I was, you know, if there's any female identified or non binary identified folks who would be interested in participating, I highly encourage you to contact me. And you know what was funny? I didn't have any direction communication from folks, but I had a lot of those straight CIS dudes reach out to me and say, hey, I saw your follow up comment. Would you like to have threesome with me and my girlfriend? So by April 1, I was like extremely flattered with the list of participants and group sex activities that I had lined up for the month. By the first seven days or so I had let me think it was three threesomes, one foursome and two one on one back to backs in an evening because I'm very efficient on time management. And then when I finally got the opportunity to enjoy sexual interactions with my partner Aiden, we it was this most intimate evening and he was so supportive. He's like, oh, how's your project going? Very enthusiastic about me, about all the orgasms I've had, all the orgasms I've given. And we finally, like I said, had our lovely sexual intimacy. And at the end of it, post orgasm, blissed out on the bed, he looks over at me and says, are you gonna mark me now to explain what that means? So in addition to the 30 people that I'm having sex with in 30 days, I wanted to give them something to remember me by. And I have a friend who has done temporary tattoos for some of the Frisbee tournaments that I've played at. And I reached out to him, he's also a sexy, pervy, poly pansexual. And I said, hey, how do you make those temporary tattoos? And he asked me kind of what it was for. So I gave him the summary and he said, oh my God, God, I want to make you these tattoos. So he designed, we worked together, he kind of walked me through it and it turned out to be a little tattoo that says Tanya's Dirty 30 participant with little pink and purple underwear, a little unicorn, a little bow tie, expresses my identity like perfectly. And I just, when Aiden said, were you gonna give me my tattoo? I was in this post orgasmic, not even thinking about my dirty 30. And I just started laughing out loud because the fact that he was so enthusiastic about this part of my birthday that like I'm fucking all these people and yet you can be so supportive and not jealous, it just kind of blew my mind. The support between him and my Partner Kelly. They not only wanted to support me, but they wanted to participate. And so back to the foursome. So Landon is tied down on this bed. We're making him guess which one of us is doing different things with our mouths on his, different parts of his body. And when he gets it wrong, we each get to take a few seconds to torture him with the violet wand. And eventually, we work up to it, and we end up sucking his cock. Okay, who sucked your cock? Who was that? Who was first? Who was second? Who was third? And finally, he actually guessed every single person right. And not only that, but he was, like, extremely good about, like, respecting our titles. Because at the beginning, we kind of checked in. We're like, okay, how do you want to be addressed? He knew that I did not like being called ma', am, so he said, I know you want to be called sir, but what do you want to be called? Kelly and Micha. And the thing that kind of really surprised me was the fact that even though he was blindfolded, he could hear us. And not once did he mess up. When we asked him, how are you doing? He says, I'm very good, sir. Thank you. Or if mitza or Kelly asked him, I'm doing very good, ma'. Am. Thank you. For somebody who was not very subby ever, he was exceptionally good at it. The entire time we were preparing for this evening, he kept saying, I'm skaroused. And so eventually, like I said, he guessed everybody right. So, okay, now we have to reward him. But we did not untie him. We just took the blindfold off, and then we took turns riding his cock and sitting on his face until everyone had received what they wanted from him. One participant definitely had multiple orgasms. There was bodily fluids everywhere. It was glorious. And at the end, he came all over us, and we just kind of blissed out in the bed. And it was day seven for me, and I was like, it's not even. This is a quarter of the month through. If this is the first week, like, oh, my God, I am so supported in this community. This goal that I just didn't even think of, like, actually being able to achieve. Oh, that's a funny idea. That would be great if I could actually do that. That's never going to happen. I learned that it's really important to ask for what you want, and it's okay if you get a no, but you're never gonna know if they're gonna say yes or no unless you ask. And so blissed out, laying there on the bed, With Landon, Meacha and Kelly, I just was so, like, my heart was just so full of love and appreciation. And today I'm at about 18 participants. And towards the end of the month, by April 30th, my goal is really to. Let me see, I did the math here. I'm going to have had five foursomes, four threesomes. And then eve of my birthday, the night before I turned 30, I had this fantastic group gang bang, just in case I missed enough people. And then, like, the orgy that I went to last night was just kind of extra credit. And just being surrounded, like body has been a huge part of my sexual discovery. This last year has been awful for me. I have been through so much, but it's been a re. Like claiming of my sexuality and understanding that it's okay to ask for what I want, that my needs. It's okay if somebody can't meet them, but I should still have them met by someone and like, being supported in the people who love me and care for me. And this community. This community has been like not only the kink and like, sex positive community in Seattle, but Bodi itself. Like, this last year has been a huge part of my reclaiming of my sexuality. And I just love you all so much and Dixie especially, because I wouldn't be here without y'. All. So thank you. And I inspire you all to do what the fuck you want and ask for it, because you won't know if you don't ask. So thank you.
