Bawdy Storytelling Ep. 78: “Royal Tsunami” (Heather Jordan)

Host: Dixie De La Tour
Guest Storyteller: Heather Jordan
Date: June 13, 2019

Episode Overview

This episode of Bawdy Storytelling spotlights Heather Jordan, a San Francisco Bay Area kinkster, sharing her first story on the Bawdy stage. The episode dives into the world of kink, polyamory, and sexual exploration, as Heather recounts a transformative and exhilarating experience at Portland’s Kinkfest. Dixie De La Tour, as always, sets the sex-positive, candid, and emotionally resonant tone that characterizes Bawdy Storytelling.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dixie’s Emotional Rollercoaster: The (Near) Loss and Return of a Friend

[01:12 – 08:52]

• Dixie shares a moving personal story about her friend, Elena Gabosh, a founder of Seattle’s Center for Sex Positive Culture.
• She describes the confusion and pain of believing, multiple times in one day, that Elena had died—only to find out each time she was still alive.
• The Bawdy community and sex-positive world pour out love and tributes, prompting Dixie’s reflection on how people deserve to hear their own eulogies and know the impact they’ve had.
• The emotional aftermath included an impromptu “wake” in a hot tub with friends and the joy the next morning seeing Elena alive and “feisty.”

Memorable Quote:

“I strongly believe that you should get to listen to your own eulogy, to know the difference that you made with the work that you did with your life.” – Dixie De La Tour [07:08]

2. Introducing Heather Jordan: First-Time Storyteller & Longtime Kinkster

[10:38 – 11:43]

• Dixie describes how the story for this episode came about via Princess Fancy Pants, a Seattle kink community figure.
• Heather Jordan is introduced as a multi-talented, Oakland-based kinkster and hair salon owner, embarking on her first live storytelling at Bawdy.

3. Main Story - “Royal Tsunami” by Heather Jordan

[11:43 – 26:18]

a. Exploring Kink after Opening Her Marriage

• Heather explains the context: she and her husband open their marriage due to sexual incompatibility.
• She meets Staton, a married, kinky man from Seattle—leading to regular trips, sexting, and enthusiastic experiments.

b. First Kinkfest: A “Comic Con for Perverts”

• Staton invites Heather to Kinkfest in Portland, Oregon.
• She is captivated by the open, welcoming atmosphere—“boot black” stations, people in collars, and a vast play dungeon outfitted with spanking benches, crosses, and racks.

c. Public Objectification Scene

• Heather recounts her nerves and excitement as she participates, blindfolded and bound, in a scene designed for objectification.
• A stranger, Andrew, and his girlfriend Sarah, approach—they’re new to kink and curious, leading to the beginnings of a group adventure.

Notable Quote:

“My hand is shaking as I write this, realizing I’m about to have a seriously public objectification scene.” – Heather Jordan [13:53]

d. The Prima Noctis/Fantasy Reverse Cuckold Scene

• The group connects over coffee, invites, and boundaries. Inspired by “prima noctis” (the “right of first night”), they plan a scene blending humiliation, impact play, and group dynamics.
• Heather and Staton adopt a dom/sub dynamic involving Andrew and Sarah—the latter chained to a throne, observing the action as humiliation and arousal intertwine.

e. Climax: Squirting, Applause, and Emotional Impact

• The scene crescendos with Heather straddling Andrew, her partner staton fisting her until she squirts—fulfilling Andrew’s fantasy.
• The group is shocked to realize they’ve attracted a crowd, receiving spontaneous applause for the raw, uninhibited experience.

Most Memorable Quote:

“I make this noise as this gush, this flood comes out of me like a tsunami all over Andrew for like 15 seconds. And I can hear him saying, ‘Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.’ And he is like shaking under me as I'm shaking on top of him.” – Heather Jordan [25:03]

• Heather concludes with reflections on embracing her dominant side and realizing that when you ask for what you want, “sometimes you get all the filthy, kinky public sex you want.”

4. Songs & Atmosphere

Musical moments appear at the beginning and following the story (e.g., “Queen of Pleasure” by M. Van Doren).

• Lyrics reinforce the bold, unapologetic vibe of the episode: “I’m the queen of pleasure… An overdose of ecstasy.”

Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:12 – 08:52]: Dixie’s rollercoaster day over Elena Gabosh’s reported, then retracted, death
• [10:38 – 11:43]: Introduction to Heather Jordan and story’s setup
• [11:43 – 26:18]: Heather Jordan’s story, “Royal Tsunami”: open marriage, Kinkfest, the planned group scene, the climax, and aftermath

Notable Quotes

• Dixie De La Tour:
  “I hope that your friends live forever. I hope that you learn a lot this week. I hope you surround yourself with friends.” [09:55]
• Heather Jordan:
  “Every time I get a little nervous and unsure, I do stop and just pet him because lusciousness.” [22:12]
  “And sometimes when you ask for what you need, sometimes you get all the filthy, kinky public sex you want.” [26:14]

Tone & Takeaways

• The tone is unfiltered, playful, compassionate, and fearless—hallmarks of the Bawdy Storytelling style.
• Heather’s narrative blends vulnerability (admitting nerves, exploring new dynamics) with the boldness of sexual adventure and community.
• Both the host and the storyteller reinforce a culture of consent, communication, and embracing one’s authentic sexuality.
• Listeners are reminded that open, honest sexual storytelling can be both healing and celebratory—for the teller and the audience alike.

For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In

This episode offers a frank, funny, and highly charged look into the kinky subculture through the eyes of an explorer, set against the supportive, sex-positive backdrop of Bawdy Storytelling. It’s for anyone who relishes stories of transformation, connection, and the joy of finding your “people”—and your pleasures—in unexpected places.