Bawdy Storytelling – Episode 81: ‘Piledriver’ (Mr. Pam)
Release date: July 4, 2019
Podcast Host: Dixie De La Tour
Storyteller: Mr. Pam

Episode Overview

This episode of Bawdy Storytelling centers around a hilarious, explicit, and surprisingly heartfelt story from Mr. Pam, a veteran and award-winning gay porn director. The story delves into behind-the-scenes moments from the porn industry, an unconventional romance, and an absolutely epic story of injury and sexual resilience—featuring Brazilian porn star Raphael Alencar, unfiltered candor, and a testament to sexual positivity and community.
The episode’s main theme is the intersection of sex, work, improvisation, and human connection in the world of adult film, told with outrageous humor and authenticity.

Key Discussion Points & Story Segments

[11:33] – Mr. Pam Takes the Stage: Set Life & Introduction to Raphael

• Opening Vibe: Mr. Pam’s signature brash, playful stage presence kicks off. She describes her filming rituals on porn sets in vivid and comic detail.
• Quote: “I just sit there and I’m waiting for the bottom to douche out his ass and I just put my camera between my legs… cleaning the lens, get all the shmegma from whatever happened…”
• She introduces Raphael Alencar (“sex on wheels”) as an impossibly sexy, physically impressive porn star, blending awe and comedic exaggeration:
  • “It’s like if Popeye was kidnapped as a child… by Brazilian gods… and they turned him into the most perfect porn star in the world…”
• She describes the casual nakedness and playfulness of performers behind the scenes, adding levity and reminding listeners of the human side of porn performers.

[13:40] – Filming the Iconic ‘Piledriver’ Scene

• Scene Filming: Mr. Pam narrates directing an infamous porn scene—details are explicit but told with humor and wonder.
• She details Raphael’s anatomical gifts: “There’s dick and then there’s dick… like prime rib. You don’t want to eat it every day, but on occasion…”
• Describes the piledriver position and how the scene’s intensity led to a messy, memorable outcome:
  • “All of a sudden he grabs him and he flips him up and down… I’m like, oh my god, this is the best piledriver shot ever. And just, come everywhere. It was beautiful.”
• This intense professional moment becomes the foundation of a lasting and unique friendship between Mr. Pam and Raphael.

[15:07] – Relationship Shifts: From Porn Set to Personal Connection

• Describes building a working rapport after many scenes together (“like Dancing with the Stars but porn”) which soon leads to an unexpected off-set connection.
• After moving to New York, Raphael helps her schlep luggage up five flights—she paints a relatable, non-glamorous picture.
• The vibe shifts as Raphael makes a move:
  • “So when are we gonna fuck?”
  • Mr. Pam’s surprise: “Whoa, what are you doing? ...I totally thought you were gay.”
  • Raphael: “No, I’m Brazilian.”
• The two embark on an intense, surreal sexcapade, blurring the boundary between on-camera and off-camera lives.

[16:41] – Rom-Com Meets Porn: Nearly Having a Baby?

• Central Park Scene: Mr. Pam relates a “normal” day with Raphael followed by a wild proposal:
  • "We’re sitting on this bench and he pops the question. He’s like, ‘We should have a baby.’”
  • Mr. Pam: “What? No! ...I shoot Dad fucking guys in the asshole. Like, no, I don’t know, no, no, no…”
• The playfulness of their banter highlights both the absurdity and sweetness of their bond.

[18:53] – The Dick Emergency

• Raphael calls in a panic after injuring himself during work:
  • "It's just kind of mangled. Like, it's purple and red… You know when a python eats something… but it's a little big… that's too big."
  • Raphael (panicked): “I think I broke my dick.”
• Mr. Pam recounts the surreal cab ride to the hospital with Raphael, cocaine-fueled client, and the wardrobe of gay porn mishaps.

[20:55] – Hospital Hilarity and the Stakes for Gay Porn

• At the ER, Mr. Pam battles for Raphael's future as a porn star:
  • “We think it’s a success…We saved his foreskin.”
  • She anxiously chants: “Save the dick. Save the dick. Save the dick…”
• A nurse’s reaction to Mr. Pam is particularly memorable:
  • Nurse: “You a dick breaker, bitch. For real? For real.” [21:42]
• The urologist has to operate, warning about possible loss of function and necessity of circumcision, a quasi-tragic threat for a world famous uncut porn star.
• The six weeks of abstinence is likened to tending an infant, with Mr. Pam drawing riotous parallels:
  • “Taking care of a post-op dick from a Brazilian is just like taking care of a newborn. You have to cater to it and swab it and feed it and burp it…”

[23:56] – Reunion & The Moment of Truth in Puerto Rico

• Raphael and Mr. Pam agree on a “test run” for his newly-repaired member, choosing Puerto Rico for their post-surgery tryst.
• Their search for romance lands them in a horror-movie-style, abandoned hotel, but they settle in because “when you like someone, you put on those rose colored glasses.”
• Building anticipation: The narrative toggles between comedy and suspense—will the legendary cock work?
  • “All of a sudden I’m like, holy fuck. I have this whole sexual future right between my legs. If anything goes wrong, we are fucked.”
• They engage in careful, incremental sex, each inch a victory.
  • “Some people, that's all they have, but we're going for 12.”
  • “We're in. We're in. We achieved it! Yes. The dick was intact, the sex was good, and we both came. Woohoo!” [25:25]

[25:50] – Full Circle: Saving Gay Porn, and a Secret Shared

• The story ends with Mr. Pam and Raphael shooting another “piledriver,” sharing a knowing wink:
  • “Because of his urologist and my magical vagina, we saved the world of gay porn. Thank you very much.”
• The story is a celebration of survival, camaraderie, and the weird, wild kinship that can bloom in unexpected places.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On porn set rituals:
  “I just sit there…waiting for the bottom to douche out his ass…and I start cleaning the lens and get all the shmegma from whatever happened from the scene before…” (Mr. Pam, 11:40)

• Describing Raphael Alencar:
  “It’s like if Popeye was kidnapped as a child and then all of a sudden kidnapped by these Brazilian gods and they turned him into the most perfect porn star in the world…” (Mr. Pam, 12:25)

• Dramatic hospital saga:
  “You a dick breaker, bitch. For real? For real.” (Nurse, 21:42)
  “Save the dick. Save the dick. Save the dick!” (Mr. Pam, 21:52)

• Testing the rebuilt cock:
  “If I break it again, oh, my God, he’ll never—”
  “Some people, that’s all they have, but we’re going for 12.” (Mr. Pam, 25:17)

• On their legacy:
  “Because of his urologist and my magical vagina, we saved the world of gay porn.” (Mr. Pam, 26:21)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 11:33 – Mr. Pam takes the stage; meets Raphael; behind-the-scenes porn set details
• 13:40 – Filming the iconic “piledriver” sex scene; working intimacy and friendship
• 15:07 – Relationship turns romantic/sexual; surprises about sexual fluidity
• 16:41 – The “Let’s have a baby” proposal; comic reflection on work/life blending
• 18:53 – Raphael’s penis injury; medical crisis unfolds
• 20:55 – ER scene, nurse’s reaction; fears for Raphael’s porn career
• 23:56 – Puerto Rico: the high-stakes test of sexual recovery
• 25:25 – “We’re in!”: triumphant return to form
• 26:21 – Story closes with gratitude, shared secret, and industry inside joke

Tone & Style

The episode is raucous, unapologetically raunchy, deeply personal, and bursting with vivid humor—a signature Bawdy Storytelling style. Mr. Pam’s voice is irreverent and honest, inviting listeners into a world that is both exotic and deeply human, where sex work, queer community, and wild mishaps are woven into unforgettable legends.

For Listeners Who Missed the Episode…

This episode offers a window into the eccentric, love-soaked world of queer adult film via a storyteller who is both observant and unabashedly frank. It moves from slapstick sex comedy to generational concerns (“save the dick!”) with real tenderness at the core. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe unexpectedly feel moved by the goofy, erotic heroism involved in what Mr. Pam calls “saving the world of gay porn.”

Skip to [11:33] for the start of the main story. The remainder of the episode includes outro music and show announcements.