Mr. Pam (10:10)

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Dixie de La Tour (10:12)

Storyteller. Let me tell you about a passionate and award winning gay porn director who's a videographer, photographer, and a proud perv. She's been working in the gay porn industry for over 15 years and that bio is a little out of date. So even longer than that, working for a variety of studios and she's traveled the world shooting men humping. Officially, she works as director of film production for Naked Sword. Unofficially, she loves playing with her gay boys, doing nightlife photography, hosting events, dressing in drag, traveling, doing stuff only bisexuals get to do, and breaking the rules. Mr. Pam's motto is stay into trouble and out of jail. When she finished this story and stepped off stage, she sent me a message the next day going, oh my God, I love that so much. I'm gonna start writing a book. Wouldn't you read that book? I would definitely read that book. This story is from Mr. Pam.

Mr. Pam (11:33)

What's cocksuckers? How are you tonight? Can I move this? Oh, my God. It's like a big cock. Okay. Oh, Jesus. Hi, everybody. Hi. So I have this ritual when the lights are set up and the sound is all set and the sheets are pretty clean and ready to go, and the lube and condoms at the side of the bed. And I just sit there and I'm waiting for the bottom to douche out his ass and I just put my camera between My legs. And I start cleaning the lens and get all the shmegma from whatever happened from the scene before that splashed on it. And it's my little meditative moment. So as I'm doing this, it's kind of like this. You're on the set and the lights are there and they're very hot. And I hear this joyous laughter coming down the hallway. I'm like, what is that? It's definitely not the bottom because usually it takes a really long time to douche. So I see this and all of a sudden out of this light comes this figure, this gorgeous man with these muscles and this long black hair that slicked back. And he just is bulging with sexiness like sex on wheels. And he comes a little closer. I'm like, wow. It's like if Popeye was kidnapped as a child and then all of a sudden kidnapped by this Brazilian gods and they turned him into the most perfect porn star in the world and set him in front of me there. Raphael Alencar. Beautiful. Gay boys know him, right? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. So for the straight. Straight. Whatever, whatever. Okay. So he's just perfect. So he's walking down the hallway and he's flirting with everybody, like, oh, hey. Oh, hi. Hi. Hi. He has this really tight white tank top on and his hair is all there and he's barefoot and actually he's naked from the waist down and just fondling his junk. Because you know when guys are naked they have to play with it. So especially on a porn set, they're just playing with it. It's like if you have a 7 year old in a Tonka TR and you just like put it in their lap, like, don't play with it. They're like, I gotta play with it. So that's like guys when they're naked. So he's walking down the hallway and he's got his junk and like, hey, what's up? What's up? How are you? Pam? Hi. I'm like, okay. His hands are covered in penis, but whatever, he's really cute. So he comes up to me. Hi. Hi. What's your name, Mr. Pam. Which is Raphael. Okay, so we start the scene. So I'm doing camera. So it starts out and he's kissing and it's good. And he's got this little very clean twink because he took a while to clean out his ass. So they're kissing and then they're like doing some cock sucking and the twink's like crying. His tears are really good, you know? And Then we get to the anal, and so the little twinks bent over, and Raphael's, you know, going slow because this thing is fucking huge. Like, there's dick and then there's dick. Like, sometimes it's not a dick you want. Every day it's like prime rib. You don't want to eat it every day, but on occasion you're like, I'll have some prime rib with creme brulee. It's like both of those together. So he's starting really slow. It's like a baby's arm. Like, if a baby were to fist you, that would be Raphael. I'm not into pedophile, okay? So he's doing it. So the twink's warming up, and all of a sudden he grabs him and he flips him up and down. And the twink's little pink hole is, like, looking up. And I'm over Raphael. And Raphael's got his big dick and he's just. And I'm over. I'm like, oh, my God, this is the best piledriver shot ever. And just come everywhere. It was beautiful. So we became really good friends after that. So we worked together for many years. Dozens of scenes. And, like, when you work with a model a lot, you kind of get to know them. So I knew what he did. So it's like a wall. If he's fucking and I'm shooting him and we're going up and then they grab the throat and then they come down and I come down with them. And it's just this. It's like Dancing with the Stars, but porn. So we're doing it and we just got our groove on. It's awesome. So we both end up moving to New York. And this one day after the set, I had like 400 pounds of luggage in a fifth floor walk up. Yeah, thanks. New York. Have you been there? Yeah. It's summer. Yes. It gets worse. So I'm like, I can't carry all this shit upstairs. He's like, I'll help you. I'll help you. So we lug everything up the stairs and we collapse on the couch. And then all of a sudden he's like looking at me. So when are we gonna fuck? And leans in and kisses me. I'm like, whoa, what are you doing? Like, I totally thought you were gay. He's like, no, I'm Brazilian. Like, okay, so I'm kind of a slut. So we start making out and. And if I close my eyes, it was one of those, like, oh, my God, his skin feels so good. And kiss her and everything. It was just like, this is a really hot fuck. Then I open my eyes, I'm like, whoa, what are you doing? I'm usually on top of you with a camera. Like, all of a sudden, I'm in the porn scene and you're on top of me and you're fucking me and I'm touching you. This is so surreal. Okay. Hot fuck. Ah, weird. Hot fuck. Weird. So it was hot. So we continued doing it because I'm a big old slut pornographer and he's a porn star hooker. One of the biggest award winning hookers in New York. He's. Yeah, he's amazing. So we get it on. And then this one day, we're hanging out in Central park and we're walking around doing like, what normal people do. We had like a normal day. It was daylight and we're out. So we're sitting on this bench and we're having this conversation. And he's kind of rubbing my hand. It was like somewhat romantic. And he looks at me and then he pops the question. He's like, we should have a baby. What? What? No. Oh, my God. I'm like a world traveler gay pornographer. And you're a big old hooker and like, what are we gonna do? And, like, take your kid to work day? Like, hi, this is mom and dad. And I shoot dad fucking guys in the asshole. Like, no, I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. Come on, it'll be fun. No, no, no, no. So whatever. So he had to go see a client and I went home to work on a porn script. So we're like, okay, that's kind of cute. So a few hours later, I get a phone call and it's him. The man. Oh, my God. Da, da, da, da. When he gets real rowed up, he forgets English. So he's teaching Portuguese. And I don't really know any Portuguese other than tutu bon. So I'll just say, tutu bon. Tuto bon. Tuto bon. That means, how are you? I know that's not what he said, but. So he's freaking out. So I'm like, okay, what's wrong? He's like, ah, you have to come over. So I come over to his house and get in a cab, go uptown, and I let myself in slowly. I'm like, I don't know what I'm walking into too. So open the door and there's like really dark. You know, he's a hooker, so he's got the music, you know? The. The lighting going, and there's this, like, freaky techno. And in the background, I could see a silhouette of this guy, kind of, like, normal, like, putting his shirt on and wiping his nose and sniffling. I'm like, okay, whatever. He sees me. He's like, ah. Like. Like a cockroach. Like, okay, so he runs in the bathroom, and so I go over, and Raphael's laying on the bed in which was once this beautiful cock. This beautiful cock that I cherish and I worship from afar in an ear. And it's just there, and it's just kind of mangled. Like, it's purple and red, and it looked like. You know when a python, like, eats something, eats its prey, but it's a little big, and it's. That's too big. And there's something inside of it squirming, and it's kind of to the side. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on with your dick? He's like, I don't know. The guy was just like, fuck me harder. Fuck me harder. Fuck me harder. And I'm fucking him harder. I'm fucking him harder. And all of a sudden, I missed his hole and I hit the thing, and it just kind of. I know. True story. What? I think I broke my dick. I'm like, okay. So I gather what's left of his penis in this, like, towel with some ice, and, like, get him in the car. And then the client with us, we're all in a cab. Okay, note, if you walk away with anything tonight, if you hire a hooker and you're high on cocaine and you're screaming at him to fuck you harder, and all of a sudden he misses and he breaks his dick. And then you could at least pay for services rendered or pay for the cab. Okay, thank you. Okay, back to the story. So we're in the cab, and all of a sudden, Mr. Cokehead, like, jumps out of the cab. He's like, fuck you. So we get to the hospital, and so Raphael doesn't want to tell everybody that he's a prostitute, because I guess that's illegal. So he goes and gives his own stories to the nurse. So I'm walking through, and the nurse is just like, mm, what I know about you. Yeah, I'm keeping my man away from you. You a dick breaker, bitch. For real? For real. Okay, thanks, Rafael. I didn't want to tell him. Thanks. Okay. So then the dick doctor comes up, like, urologist, I guess, and she's like, well, it looks like you have a penile Fracture. So we're going to have to operate right away. And, you know, chances are pretty, pretty good, but there might be some slight chance of erectile dysfunction in your future. And we're gonna have to circumcise you. And both of us are like, no, you don't even know. This is a world famous gay porn star and he's won awards for his big uncut cock. And you can't do this. And why would you even try to circumcise him? You have to fix it. We're gonna have a b. She's like, I'll do what I can. So he gets whisked off, and I'm sitting in the waiting room for like four hours. Like, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Save the dick. Save the dick. Save the dick. Save the dick. Save the dick. What's he gonna do? He could go back to being a dentist, I guess. I don't know. He could, like. We could move in with my family. What does he do? I mean, he makes his money off of his dick. So she comes out, she's like, okay, I have some good news. We think it's a success. Think, okay, but we, we won't really know for a while, okay. Because he's very swollen. But we think we saved his foreskin. Okay, so he needs a lot of bed rest, a lot of icing, and no hard ons and no sex for at least six weeks. I know, I know. Can you imagine? Six weeks? Okay, so if I was thinking, I wasn't quite sure I'm ready to have a baby. Taking care of a post op dick from a Brazilian is just like taking care of a newborn. You have to cater to it and swab it and feed it and burp it. And if it starts crying or getting hard, you have to calm it back down. I'm like, it was like six weeks of hell. So we made a pact, okay? So let's go through the six weeks. If we can handle it, then we'll go to Puerto Rico and celebrate. So six weeks goes by. Two things about Rafael is he loves to fuck and he loves to travel, but he does not like to plan anything. So we land in Puerto Rico, we get a rental car, and we start driving. We're like, ok, this is cute. But me being a total control freak.

Dixie de La Tour (22:47)

I'm like, I don't even know where.

Mr. Pam (22:48)

We'Re going to stay. Okay, so we see in this little village, there's this shack and a bar type thing with these four old Puerto Rican men. They're just Sitting there smoking. And there's a dog that's itching itself. And some lighting. It's starting to get dark. And we pull over it. Excuse me, is there a bed and breakfast around here? Something mi espanol S, S E? S E. You know my taco Spanish. So they're like, oh, yeah, man, you could come up here. I'm like, okay, no, this looks like an insane asylum. I guess it was an old abandoned hotel that had been there forever. And they're like, no, no, no, my cousin is here. You could come. Stay here. It's fine. Oh, come on, my friend, give me $40. We find you a blanket. I'm like, okay, so fine. So we go upstairs. If I was by myself, I would have, like, ran out screaming because as something straight out of a horror movie. But I'm with him. And when you like someone, you put on those rose colored glasses. Everything's okay. So we kind of make do with what we have. The whole hotel was abandoned. So we're out on this little porch and we got some food we found at the side of the road and we had a little picnic. And then we went in our room and I put a little pashmina over the light and kind of scurried away the cockroaches. And we're trying to calm down. And then it's time. It is time to test out the new penis. Okay, so we're like kissing and everything, and it's going. Okay. Are you okay? Yeah. Are you okay? Yes, I'm fine. Okay, so then, like, pulls his pants down and it's getting hard. And it's okay to get hard now because the doctor said so. It's growing and it's growing and it looks okay. It looks good. It's got some scarring around the top, but things are holding together. So I'm like, well, let me give it a little kiss, you know? Okay. Okay. Smells. Okay. Okay, this is good. All right. So, okay, this is the moment of truth. So Raphael's laying down with this enormous dick, and I'm like, over him. Like, okay, and I got my little sexy number on, and I'm like, over him. You know, I'm like, kind of lowering down. And all of a sudden I'm like, holy fuck. I have this whole sexual future right between my legs. If anything goes wrong, we are fucked. There is no medical facility anywhere near where we are. And if I break it again, oh, my God, he'll never. And he looks at me with those little brown eyes. I'm like, okay, okay, okay. Okay. It's okay. We could do this. I'm like, all right. So I'm lowering down. It's touching. Are you okay? Yeah. Okay. Okay. We got an inch. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good. Okay. Okay. Okay. Two inches. Good. All right. Some people, that's all they have, but we're going for 12. Okay. Three, four. I'm pretty good with four or five. But no, let's do the whole thing. All of a sudden.

Dixie de La Tour (25:25)

Down.

Mr. Pam (25:28)

We're in. We're in. We achieved it. Yes. The dick was intact, the sex was good, and we both came. Woo hoo. Yeah. So now when we're back on the porn set and we're doing that epic piledriver and I'm leaving over on him and he's looking over at me and we just give that little wink because he knows and I know because of his urologist and my magical vagina that we saved the world of gay porn. Thank you very much.

Musical Performer (26:22)

Sam. Sa do it like I like it too I turn it on, turn it up show me what you got. You turn me on Turn you on. You're so fucking hard. Watcha keep just the way you are don't bother changing for me I'll rewind and body star I want you just the way you are don't bother changing for me I'll rewind and watch you I love to watch you take it from me seems to make you smile. Love the rock, Love the rock. It's pretty wet. Pretty hard. Turn it on, turn it up show me what you got Just the way you are don't bother changing for me I'll rewind and B star I want you just the way you are don't bother changing for me I'll be winded by you. Sam.

Dixie de La Tour (30:41)

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Mr. Pam (34:16)

Turns out a lot of women like to get their pussy licked. And when I learned that, I thought, okay, I'm gonna set out to make this my signature move.