C (10:54)

So I'm kneeling on a king sized bed and I have a half naked woman lying down in front of me and I'm a little nervous, a little bit of deer in the headlights as to how the rest of this night is going to go. But it all kind of starts melting away as my hands start exploring her body. I'm seeing her with my hands, feeling her thighs, her short skirt and panties, her stomach, her breasts, her large nipples. The bed bounces a bit as some people jump on next to us, but my attention is brought back to the woman when her hand slides up my back, cups the back of my head and pulls me down towards her chest. I take her nipple in my mouth, I purse my lips around her breast and I start to suck and her milk begins to flow and it's absolutely delicious. Erotic lactation or the sexual interest in a lactating woman. Combining breast play, nipple play and milk in one really tasty package. It's something I've been into for quite some time. Yet the origin of my interest in this has a pretty confusing root. I was 8 years old and living in San Jose and my parents. In our living room, we had a television cabinet that had doors that closed over the screen. Every night we would turn the TV off, close the doors and go to bed. One day, after everyone went to sleep, I was thirsty, so I got up and I was walking across the dark living room and I noticed some light was streaming from behind those closed doors. That's weird. I got to go turn that TV off. I don't know why someone left it on. I wandered over, opened the doors, and my hand is reaching for the power button and I freeze. What is this on the screen? I have no idea what I'm looking at. Two women, no clothes on. Are those breasts? Wow. So that's what they look like. One, they seem to be enjoying each other. One woman has her mouth on the other's breast. That's. Wow. Something's dripping. What's dripping? There's some fluid, something coming off the tips of the breasts. But I'm just flummoxed. I have no idea. I'm completely paralyzed. Just. What? My brain's just broken. My dad comes into the room, he sees me, yells, runs over, shoves me away from the tv, grabs the doors and slams him shut over the screen. I'm telling him, but there was light. I was trying to turn it off, I mean, but he's having none of it. He just yells at me to go to my room. So I run away, scared, ashamed. I've done something wrong, but I don't quite know what. But those images, those dripping breasts just stayed with me. Now I'm 14 years old and living in Morgan Hill and I'm a latchkey kid. So I have a bunch of time to myself after I come home from school, before my parents get there. And so what does any 14 year old computer nerd with a 56k modem in 1998? What do we do when we're home alone? Porn. I had no qualms about clicking that 18 or over link. And so I had this really fun thing I would do Where I would load a video or click on an image and wait for it to load in Netscape. And then I'd run across the house and make sure my parents were walking up the driveway. And then by the time I got back to the computer, it had been loaded. No. One day I'm stopped in my tracks because an image loads and it's this woman smiling, squeezing her large breasts, and there's fluid spraying out of her nipples. I knew I had seen something on the TV screen all those years ago. And here's this woman just with milk coming out of her breasts. And in sex ed and in health class, of course I know the physiological purpose of breasts is to feed babies after a woman gives birth. But here is a woman just playing with it. And I start looking at the category lactation and I start finding videos and images of women squirting their milk into coffee and over cereal, or spraying it on their partners and licking it off, or men and women just drinking straight from the breasts. And it was. I had a crazy, awkward teenage boner. And I'm just clicking through and loading all these images and it looks like a lot of fun. And I realized, well, in order to do that, I'll have to have a partner and have a baby in order to play with this. But I'm 14, that's light years away. So I just put all that at the back of my head and just kind of keep it as a porn interest. Years and years go by and life changes. I lost my vision completely about four years ago, but I'm still able to use my phone and use a computer with a screen reader and different accessibility technology. So I'm using it to put together a FetLife profile, Facebook for perverts. I'm combing through all the fetishes, adding them to my interest list. And I find lactation. And I click into it and I find thousands of people are really into this. And I find some local groups, groups for ANR and ABF or adult nursing relationships or adult breastfeeding. And it's just blowing my mind. Oh, wow, there's actually people for this. I find that there's a thing called the Milk Munch or a gathering of like minded people. And it's happening just down the street over at Wicked Grounds, the kinky coffee shop. And I decided to attend. They have a dollar off milkshakes for all attendees. And I thought, so that seemed like a pretty good idea. I go in, there are about six, seven people there, a mixture of men and women. And they are all Just as into this as I am. There are people that have actually experienced all of the stuff that I've seen in those pictures and videos and we start geeking out about it. I learned that you don't have to be pregnant to induce lactation. To create the milk in your breasts, you could use different medicines like domperidone or spices like fenugreek which actually create or amplify milk supply. I found that you could use hormones like progesterone to trick your body into thinking it's pregnant. And then starting the whole milk making process. Combining that with a nursing partner, someone to suck your nipples for 20 minutes six times a day, maybe about 2.5, three weeks. And that's about what it takes to get it started. It's a tremendous time commitment. It's a lot of high maintenance and a lot of maintenance to continue it on afterwards. But there were women into this and there were people like us that really wanted to drink and play with it. So I just getting really excited. I go back to FetLife and sure enough I find that there are posts for nurses looking for nurse. So nurses have the milk and nurse be someone like me to go and drink it. And someone was really interested in doing a non sexual version of it. Just come over, drink the milk, that's all it is. So I figured that's a really great way to actually see if I'm into this at all. Like let's actually taste it, let's see if I'm into doing it. So I do. She teaches me how to purse my lips and latch or get my lips around the areola, not just on the nipple but take it into my mouth, provide the right amount of suction. And as I'm doing this, this warm liquid fills my mouth and my eyes just bug open. Think Quaker Oats oatmeal, the maple brown sugar. Like the last bit of milk at the end of the bowl. It is really sweet, just warm melted vanilla ice cream with a heavy hint of brown sugar. And I am absolutely hooked. This is awesome. But now I really wanted to play with the erotic side of it, not just the non sexual. I wanted to actually do the stuff that I was seeing in those pictures and videos. And back in the FetLife group I find a link to Kick and Kik is a chat room app for your phone. And there was an ANR and ABF local group and the people there were really warm and friendly and inviting and they didn't care that I was blind. And we all decided to do just an in person meetup. So we all met up at the Volcante Cafe out in Oakland. And There are about 12 of us there or so. And in that meeting, most Internet meetings are usually awkward, but this actually worked out because we all had a really interesting common interest. And there I meet. I meet Liz, Pete, Mona and John. Liz and Mona, they are lactating women and John is Mona's A and R partner. So their whole relationship is built around her nursing from her or him nursing from her. And Pete is on FetLife. And we had a lot of common interests. Liz has a really warm and inviting voice. Mona's super geeky, and we have a lot to talk about. John's into Bay Area sports. And me, we're just clicking on all these different levels and. And we feel the chemistry. We decided, okay, maybe we could actually try for a play party and see how that goes. And sure enough, a few weeks later, here we are. I'm on my way to Liz's house out near Fruitvale in Oakland, and eight of us show up from that meetup. We've ordered a ton of tacos from a local taqueri, and we're just munching away happily one sunny Sunday out in Oakland in our back patio, talking and trying to get to know each other a bit more. We go inside, we play some rounds of cards against humanity. We. Which really helps break the ice. And I'm just. We're all kind of nervous. We're just kind of kicking around like, wow, we're actually going to be doing this. And then Liz stands up and says, okay, everyone who wants to play or nurse, head back to the bedroom. And so six of us get up and we do just that. And this is the moment. This is what I've been waiting for. I don't know how it's going to go. How are we going to communicate? Is this going to go really well? And I'm thinking all these thoughts as I wander down the hallway, turn to the bedroom, and there I am. Liz plops down on the bed and I kneel over her and I start feeling her body and she tugs me in towards her breast and I start to drink. Now, Liz takes fenugreek, which is one of the spices I mentioned, that amplifies milk supply. And a really, really fun side effect of fenugreek is that it makes your bodily fluids smell and taste like maple syrup. No, I fucking love maple syrup. So I'm just in heaven just drinking from her. At the same time, Mona, John and Mona's husband, Nate, all come into the room. I forgot to mention we're all non monogamous here so this is all something we're all happy to play with with one another. Nate gets onto the bed resting against the headboard. He likes to watch all the lactation play. Mona lays against him and John starts sucking on Mona's breast. Pete comes into the room and starts taking Liz's other breast in his mouth. And now she has two men sucking on both of her nipples at once. And she orgasms from nipple play. So she is writhing in bliss just on the bed orgasm after orgasm as we're both drinking her milk. Eventually she needs a bit of a break so I get up and I move over to Mona. After consenting, Mona let me feel the rest of her body and explore her. She's a voluptuous woman, has large breasts and really soft curves and she lets me start drinking from her and she tastes like French vanilla custard. And so just all the sweet milk is just. It's really blowing my mind at how different everyone is but how amazing it is from each woman. I'm starting to drink. Pete leaves the room. Liz gets up and starts making out with Mona before coming over to my side of the bed. Now I have two milky breasts right next to one another and this is dream come true territory. Popping off of Mona's breast now as Liz's breast. I'm drinking from her, I'm drinking from Mona. We're going back and forth and Liz is above me just describing what's happening around me and Nate's describing what's happening so I get a sense and not just relying on all the moaning and sucking sounds that are coming from everywhere. As I'm working on Liz's breast all of a sudden I feel a splash of liquid across my face and chest and I'm just shocked. Wow, what was that? Nate had leaned over and grabbed Mona's breast and was now hand expressing, squeezing the milk to make it spray out of Mona's nipple and was just hitting me with it. And this is from that image I saw those years ago. That's what it feels like and I was just loving it. And we ended up having this hilarious milk fight. John is squeezing one breast, squeezing the other. I'm learning how to do it. Milk is going everywhere, Liz is doing it. We start going to see who can go for distance and speed and Liz is able to hit John in the face from across Mona's body and right into his mouth. We start cracking up and then she grabs me by the Chin starts squirting straight into my mouth and over my beard. And we're just an aroused milky mess. John takes a break. Liz goes over to Mona, starts drinking from her for a bit. And then we take a bit of a lull on the party. And then Liz grabs me, starts making out with me and pulls me down the bed on top of her. I taste Mona's milk in her mouth. And all that nervousness and everything from before just melted away. We were like all clicking on all levels. Now I kiss down her body. I drink the milk from her breasts a little bit more. Then I go down between her legs. I want to thank her for all this that she's given all of us. And so she helps me take her skirt and panties off. And I lean in and remember what I said about fenugreek making everything taste like maple syrup. Everything tastes like maple syrup. And I just devour her. I treat her like a nipple. And she just. Orgasm after orgasm, and she's loving it. Everyone else is loving it around us. Eventually she bats me away from me going a little too much, and I go up to kiss her and she bats me away again, laughing because my beard is just covered in milk and maple juice. And I go and clean up. I come back and Nate has moved out from behind. Mona is now going down on Liz while I talk to Mona. She wants to have a go. And so she takes her panties off, lays on the bed, spreads her legs, and I get down between her. And again, those flavor notes are everywhere. So she tastes like French vanilla down there. Eventually, Liz gets up to leave the room to check on the other guests. And Nate comes back up and takes Mona's left breast in his mouth. John is there taking Mona's right breast in his mouth. And I'm down between her legs, eating her out. She tells me that she feels like a human buffet just feeding all of us at once. And my fingers are inside her. I'm working on her clit, and her hips are just rocking and she's moaning from the nipple play and breastplay above me and. And I'm just amazed at how many orgasms she can have. Just over and over until finally she taps out and her milk also. The milk is not infinite. It runs out after a little bit. It needs some time to regenerate, but we just collapse in this huge, sweaty pile of milky goodness all over the bed. I go to clean up and I'm just left alone with my thoughts. And I just have to laugh. One of the side effects of drinking the milk is this oxytocin rush through your body that just gives you all this energy and just feeling. You're just feeling really happy. And it left me. I had just taken a fantasy and realized it. In one of the most astounding ways possible, I was able to push open those doors that had been slammed on me all those years ago and wash all that shame away by finding this community of people that were so welcoming and normalized, this interest that I had and made it a lot of fun. And so I urge all of you out there that if you have an interest that makes you happy or makes others happy, maybe you're ashamed of it. I mean, just don't be. There's a community out there for you. Just find those doors, gather your resolve and push through them. Thank you.

B (27:03)

If I tell you my dirty little secret Will you promise to guard and keep it on the down low? It might change the way you think of me. I know. But if we're being honest, here I go. I'm attracted to a certain kind of female that's beautiful comparable to no other. It's only fair that I share with you the details that pretty soon that type will be a mother it's non transmittable like a dog bypasses rabies I'm just so turned on by a woman full of babies she's all knocked up. What a knockout belly popping out. That's what I'm talking about. She's expecting, I'm erecting. She's with child and curvy Guess that makes me kinda pervy. Yeah, I get it. Pregnant women are so sexy. There, I said it. It's got nothing to do with the bun that's in the oven Rest assured I'm not some weird molester it's about the glow, the confidence that I'm loving and I like kids between the first and third trimester her effervescence makes me feel less like a cynic Nothing makes me tumescent like a prenatal clinic she's all knocked up. What a knockout belly popping out. That's what I'm talking about. She's expecting, I'm erecting Makes me a sweaty brow wiper Makes me want to wear a diaper and then wet it Pregnant women are so sexy There, I said it. Their hair and skin shine and it's softer than silk Maternal maidens made of similar ilk and if I get a peek at where they're making all that milk I might explode. Oh, she make my water break and I should be ashamed of myself But I'm not if that's your wife, your girl, your surrogate lover. I'm not the only one to think she's yummy. I mean no disrespects. I am no dummy. I think pregnant women should be respected because they face the pressure of not only carrying, but delivering, nursing and nurturing and raising another human being, which is instinctually natural. Process also riddled with self doubt, financial expectations, worry, pressure, selfless muted ambivalence. And also boobs and butts and a big round tummy. It might be wrong, it might come off as naughty, but show me a woman who's showing and I'll show you a hottie. Oh, all knocked up. What a knockout belly popping out. That's what I'm talking about. She's expecting, I'm erecting. She's gonna be a mommy. That's why I'm touching my salami. No, no, no, no, no, no. The pregnant women are so sexy. There, I said it one more time. All knocked up. What a knockout belly popping out. That's what I'm talking about. She'll be lactating, I'll be masturbating. Hey there good looking. Said, what you got cooking? Oh yeah, baby. Wow, that's a lady. That's a full of baby rootska do her little waddle turns my throttle. Vroom, vroom, vroom. Hey, pregnant women, this one's for you. And I really hopes that she had an orgasm too.

A (31:41)

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I can't tell you how happy I am that you guys are getting it. I'm getting emails from you telling me you're buying tickets to the live shows and then I'm going to see your face soon. We're going to get to toast each other with a dirty cocktail. With a name like the Unicorn's butthole or the cbt, we'll get to say hi face to face and make new friends. So let me tell you about upcoming live shows for body Storytelling and I want you to pay attention because we have a new date to announce and we also have some rescheduled dates. So here we go. On Wednesday, September 25th in Seattle. We're back after hiatus. That's our first show. It's going to be hurt so good in Seattle at the Rebar. Seattle, Pitch me your story. Dixieaudistorytelling.com On Sunday, September 29, we are doing a Folsom Street Fair Kinktacular in San Francisco. It stars Melaina Williams Haas coming in all the way from New York. It features the amazing Rachel Lark as our musical act. And we have so many special surprises for you in this show. Tickets are on sale. You know where they are. Here's a new one. On Thursday, October 3rd, we are coming to LA. We're going to be at Busby's East. It's a great venue. They're going to let us make special cocktails for you. The ticket links just went up on our website, so we'll see you in la. I hope by the way I'm looking for stories. Here are our rescheduled dates. So here's the thing to know. There was a snafu with the venue in terms of scheduling. We had to push our dates off. Here's the good news about that. That means you have more time to submit your story pitch to me, and it gives you more time. We all know you're busy as hell in September. October is going to be a month. Much easier time to come see the show. And the first show has moved from midweek to a Friday night. You're gonna be able to kick off your weekend with bawdy storytelling. On Friday, October 18, we are going to be at Avondale Music hall in Chicago. And then Wednesday, October 30th, that's a new date. That's in New York and that's at the Chelsea Music Hall. You can find tickets for all of these shows@bodystorytelling.com or on the websites for Avondale Music hall or Chelsea Music hall for our Chicago and our New York shows. Do you think I make this thing all by myself? No way. I want to say thank you to the team that makes the bawdy storytelling podcast possible. Thank you to podcast producer Marty Garcia. Thank you to sound engineer David Grossoff, to project manager Dana Hanna, to video archivist Joe Moore. Thank you to you. Thank you for writing us a review. I really love to read your reviews. Thank you for giving us as many stars as you think we deserve for creating this place where we can talk about buttholes together. Thank you for listening and telling one friend about the podcast this week. You can tell five, but one's a good start. Thank you so much for listening. This has been episode 86 of the Bawdi Storytelling Podcast. Here's a peek at what's next. The first thing I see when I walk through the door is this table, and it's like an array of medieval weaponry or something. And I'm like, jack, what is this? And she's like, harness gag, nipple clamps, Paddle cane flogger. It's BDSM night.