Episode Overview

Podcast: Bawdy Storytelling
Host: Dixie De La Tour
Episode: 90 – ‘Top Biscuits’ (Kat Attack)
Date: September 25, 2019

This episode of Bawdy Storytelling spotlights storyteller Kat Attack, who shares an irreverent, hilarious, and deeply human tale about heartbreak, sexual exploration, and healing through kinky adventure. Dixie sets the scene with her characteristic warmth and candor, sharing personal anecdotes and rallying her sex-positive community, before introducing Kat’s mainstage story—a queer, kinky, and polyamorous sexcapade that’s both uproarious and touching.

Main Themes and Purpose

• Sex-positive vulnerability: The episode centers on embracing the messy, awkward process of emotional (and sexual) healing.
• Community and connection: Both Dixie and Kat highlight the support found in sex-positive spaces and communities.
• Queer, kinky storytelling: True-life adventures at the intersection of queerness, kink, and polyamory, with an emphasis on being honest and unfiltered.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

Opening Banter and Community Moments

(00:01–08:00)

• Dixie opens with her trademark song and a candid FYI on the explicit content:

  “The podcast you’re about to listen to is graphic and explicit. And that’s why you’re here. I know it.” (00:01)

• She shares about missing the infamous “blowjob contest” at Camp John Waters, underscoring the irreverent, sex-positive ethos of Bawdy (03:54):

  “All I ask is that everybody who comes this weekend screams my name when they come. I just want to hear you yell Dixie.” (02:22)

• Dixie expresses gratitude for her listeners and the grassroots support—especially a fan who distributed 400 flyers at New York’s Sex Expo to promote the show (06:15):

  “And I stopped and I cried because each show requires story coaching… And there are multiple cities. And it was one of those days where I was overwhelmed going, how can I possibly do all of this by myself?” (06:54)

Introduction to Kat Attack

(08:00–09:12)

• Introduction of storyteller Kat Attack: a California native, Bay Area resident, “queer, kinky and polyamorous” woman, and long-time Bawdy participant.

  “She discovered body storytelling at our five year anniversary show in 2012 and has been hooked ever since… She identifies as queer, kinky and polyamorous.” (08:25)

Kat Attack’s Story: “Top Biscuits”

(09:13–21:52)

The Breakup and Magical Healing Attempt

(09:13–12:20)

• Kat lies in bed with her lover Harry, fantasizing about her ex Tom—and gets called out for it:

  “He looks at me and says, you were thinking about your ex, weren't you? And I'm like, damn it, I can't hide anything from this guy.” (09:38)

• Harry, unfazed, proposes a ‘ritual’ to help Kat move on. Though skeptical, she accepts.

  “I am not a really hippie woo woo kind of person… but I'm pretty desperate to get over my ex, so I say, okay.” (10:13)

• The ritual: appointing two spirit guides—a protector (Brienne of Tarth from Game of Thrones) and a healer (childhood therapist Shireen). Kat describes her inner sitcom:

  “They would show up at inopportune times, like when I was lying in bed trying to masturbate and I start fantasizing about my ex. 'M’lady, do not think of this man anymore. He has wronged you.'” (11:31)

Sex, Kink, and New Beginnings

(12:20–20:00)

• As Kat recovers from heartbreak, she builds a “harem of lovers”—introducing Alex, a fellow genderqueer polyamorous sub:

  “I was cuddled up with this really cute boy named Alex. He looked a little bit like Jesus, except with a nipple piercing and a long maroon skirt.” (14:28)

• They connect over identity and challenges with open relationships:

  “We talked about… how I never really felt like I was a girl on the inside, and how he always wished he had been born one.” (15:13)

• Their budding romance blooms, but Kat worries about sexual compatibility due to both being switches/subs. She pushes herself into a dominant (“top”) role:

  “I was like, okay, I could probably figure out this doming thing for him… Get on your knees and lick my pussy. And his eyes lit up…” (16:42)

• The breakthrough pegging scene:

  “I want to fuck you in the ass. And he looked like he had just won the lottery… He jumps on top of me and just starts riding my cock like a fucking pro. And I just cannot describe to you how beautiful it is.” (17:32)

• Kat likens Alex’s many fetishes to “a kinky advent calendar”:

  “One week, I'd open a door and there's a foot fetish inside. I love foot rubs! ... another door: erotic hypnosis fetish.” (18:46)

Emotional Healing and Wholeness

(20:00–21:52)

• As intimacy deepens, old traumas resurface. Kat’s fears of abandonment are triggered, but Alex responds with care:

  “I end up super upset and crying in the fetal position. But Alex comes up to me and he puts his arms around me and he holds me, and he tells me that he's there and that it's going to be okay.” (20:35)

• The episode’s emotional climax: after “hours of hot, kinky sex”, Alex asks:

  “‘I love you. Can I call you my partner?’ And I say, ‘Yes, I love you too.’… something inside of me that was broken, that finally felt like it had been made whole again.” (21:25)

• The story closes with her inner protector, Brienne of Tarth, departing:

  “‘Milady… I don't think you'll be needing my services anymore.’” (21:48)

Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• “My spirit guides were cock blocking me, and it was working.” – Kat (11:51)
• “I started fingering him in that spot where his pussy would be if he had been born a girl…” – Kat (17:13)
• “It was like getting a kinky advent calendar.” – Kat (18:46)
• “He jumps on top of me and just starts riding my cock like a fucking pro.” – Kat (17:56)
• “It felt like there had been something inside of me that was broken, that finally felt like it had been made whole again.” – Kat (21:31)

Important Timestamps

• 00:01 – Dixie’s explicit content warning and intro
• 02:20–03:54 – Story of the Camp John Waters blowjob contest and Dixie being serenaded in absentia
• 06:15–07:55 – Story about grassroots support and plea for help sharing the podcast and live shows
• 08:00–09:12 – Introduction of Kat Attack
• 09:13 – Kat Attack’s story begins
• 10:13 – Harry proposes magical breakup ritual
• 11:31–11:51 – Hilarious “spirit guide” dialogues
• 14:28–15:13 – Introduction and description of Alex
• 16:42–17:56 – First dom/sub/power dynamic sex scene and pegging
• 18:46 – “Kinky advent calendar” metaphor
• 20:35–21:48 – Intimacy, emotional healing, and story climax

Tone, Language, and Style

• Conversational, brash, self-deprecating, and deeply open
• Celebrates sexual diversity with humor and warmth
• Honest about awkwardness, struggle, and pleasure
• Encourages community participation and mutual support

Conclusion

Episode 90 of Bawdy Storytelling, “Top Biscuits,” is a masterclass in unfiltered, sex-positive memoir, contrasting heartbreak and healing, kink and tenderness, humor and real talk. Through Kat Attack’s vivid storytelling, listeners are treated to a journey that is both hilarious and moving, capturing what makes Bawdy Storytelling unique: the liberation and solidarity found when we share our most private adventures, joys, and defeats.

For fans of radical authenticity, queer love, or just a good laugh about sex and healing, this episode delivers heart, heat, and a reminder that—as Dixie says—“life is good when you get messages like that.” (03:44)