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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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381: Between You and Us
Mar 1800:44:47Tap to summarizeIt's the moon, but worse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar
Mar 1100:45:49Tap to summarizeI got humped in the faceHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box PLUS get a free item in every box for life at hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy code: BEACHTOOSANDYMomentous: Head to livemomentous.com, and use promo code BEACH for up to 35% off your first orderRocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/beachASPCA: Go to aspcapetinsurance.com/toosandyProgressive: Save time on the research and enjoy savings when you choose the best rate for you at progressive.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →379: Reviews of Dude Ranches
Mar 400:49:56Tap to summarizeThe cookies didn't compensate for the abuse.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →378: Reviews of Televangelists
Feb 2500:47:53Tap to summarizeYou can't spell spent without repent!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →377: Reviews of Jewelry
Feb 1800:49:05Tap to summarizeDon't worry, we fired Diane for that.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →376: Reviews of Party Buses
Feb 1100:58:15Tap to summarizeWe're going to Ibiza!Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus get a free item in every box for life at hungryroot.com/beachtoosandy and use code beachtoosandyTalkiatry: Head to talkiatry.com/beach and complete the short assessment to get matched with an in‐network psychiatrist in just a few minutesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara
Feb 400:56:09Tap to summarizeChef name was Edwin, very sensual and playful with his entertainment.Watch For Your Amusement at https://www.youtube.com/@fyapod and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →374: Reviews of Puzzles
Jan 2800:46:05Tap to summarizeI put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR codeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →373: Reviews of Novelty Kitchen Tools
Jan 2100:53:18Tap to summarizeWe told you not to put the egg topper in the dishwasher.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →372: Reviews of Locksmiths
Jan 1401:01:18Tap to summarizeCall the Locksmith!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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