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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.
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391: Reviews of Smut
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Transcribe →390: Reviews of Shakespeare
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Transcribe →389: Reviews of YMCAs
May 1300:41:53Tap to summarizeLook at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
May 600:50:07Tap to summarizeDebbie's getting off on this power trip… as she shouldSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →387: Reviews of 7-Eleven
Apr 2900:34:39Tap to summarizeRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring....See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →386: Reviews of Umbrellas
Apr 2200:42:45Tap to summarizeRumors have gotten started that I have irritable bowel syndrome.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →385: Reviews of Caves with National Park After Dark
Apr 1500:51:56Tap to summarizeA world of regret awaits you at Mammoth CaveSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →384: Reviews of Airport Shops
Apr 800:44:29Tap to summarizeSarah what the fuck is your problem?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →383: Reviews of Easter Egg Hunts
Apr 100:54:45Tap to summarizeShe could probably beat up some seven year olds and she could definitely beat up some zero year oldsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →382: Reviews of Allergy Meds
Mar 2500:46:09Tap to summarizeAries are going through it right nowSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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