Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata – Episode Summary
Episode Title: Nicole Learns All About Catios (w/ Margaret Cho)
Release Date: September 10, 2025
Guests: Margaret Cho (Comedian, Actor, Musician)
Overview
In this exuberant, funny, and candid episode, Nicole and Sasheer are joined by legendary comedian and actor Margaret Cho for a conversation that bounces from the nature of long-standing friendships, to haunted houses and pet antics, to the logistics and joys of building a "catio." Along the way, the trio reflects on sustaining connections over decades, healing from friendship breakups, signs from lost loved ones, the intricacies of pet relationships, and the necessity of laughter and honesty in friendship. The episode maintains the show’s signature warmth, humor, and vulnerability, peppered with memorable stories and lots of laughter.
Key Topics & Discussion Points
1. Margaret Cho on Friendship Longevity
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Margaret’s Best Friends: Has two current best friends—one since 1989; lost another, whom she was close with since 1982, in 2018 (02:09).
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Secrets to Long Friendships: The importance of laughter, private jokes, and mutual understanding among comics (03:02).
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Friendship Breakups: Anecdote about a “famous comedian” who cycles through friends, leaving behind a “trauma-bonded” group of former besties (03:02-05:39).
“There’s something about laughter that transcends pettiness and arguments. … You want to have those shared private jokes forever.”
— Margaret Cho (03:05)
2. Red Flags in Relationships & Trusting Women’s Advice
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The T App Discussion: Margaret explains an app where women could warn each other about problematic men; after being hacked, it posed serious safety risks (05:51-07:16).
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Ignoring Red Flags: Margaret and Nicole discuss times they've ignored clear warnings about people, both romantically and platonically, to their later regret (08:20-09:34).
“Sometimes that dick get to your brain. … I should have listened [to other women].”
— Margaret Cho (08:23)
3. Spooky Stories & Signs from Beyond
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Haunted House Adventures: Margaret shares a favorite friendship memory of ghost-hunting in Beechwood Canyon, punctuated by a mysterious scream (11:57-13:17).
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Afterlife, Signs, & Group Mourning: Margaret describes experiencing signs from friends who have passed and the healing power of communal celebration, like the "Jilith Fair" tribute concert (17:48-18:54).
“It was really, really nice ... I felt her presence more than ever. Just with the exuberance and excitement of people belting out this song of hers.”
— Margaret Cho (18:50)
4. The Value and Maintenance of Friendships
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Advice on Friendship: Margaret underscores the importance of investing in friendships, despite society's emphasis on romantic relationships (24:14-25:24).
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Friendship Therapy: The hosts discuss how rarely platonic friends go to therapy together, despite it being as crucial as in romantic partnerships (26:11-26:50).
“Nobody really gives you advice on how to keep those connections alive. That’s wild.”
— Sasheer Zamata (25:24)
5. The Power of Laughter and Shared Hatred
- Laughter as Bond: Laughter and “mutual hate” for a thing or person are cited as top friendship-bonding elements; comics are especially good at creative hating (27:20-29:41).
- Touring with Friends: Margaret prefers taking a close comic friend (Daniel Webb) as her opener for support and fun during travel (29:51-30:43).
6. Pet Relationships and Catios
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Pets as Friends: Margaret considers her three cats as friends; her house is designed for their happiness, including a catio—a secure outdoor enclosure for cats (35:00-38:12).
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Nicole’s Cat Journey: As a new cat owner, Nicole is inspired to build a catio for her cat, learning about cat tunnels and window perches (37:24-37:46, 39:03-39:26).
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Pet Compatibility in Relationships: The hosts and Margaret agree anyone who can’t be kind to their pets is a “red flag” (39:26-40:37).
“My house is more for them than me.”
— Margaret Cho (37:19)
7. Honest Moments and Hilarity
- Confessions of Laziness vs. Ambition: Margaret and Nicole reflect on burnout, ambition, and the appearance vs. reality of hard work in entertainment (48:02-49:49).
- The Craft of Comedy: The trio dives into what it takes to sustain a comedy career—and how many think they’re funny but aren't stage-ready (50:09-52:32).
- Family's Perception of Comedy: Mixed reactions from family regarding their comedic careers (52:32-54:07).
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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Laughter as Survival:
“Laughter will bring you together. Which is why I’m always friends with comics or people who are funny in general.” — Margaret Cho (27:31) -
Pets and Personality:
“If somebody can’t be nice to your cat or your dog, that’s the only warning you need.” — Nicole Byer (40:09) -
*Haunting as Friendship:
“When I die, I plan on working overtime to haunt.” — Sasheer Zamata (17:00) -
On Making a House Cat-Friendly:
“Every few feet, there’s scratchers and cat trees. … My house is more for them than me.” — Margaret Cho (37:00-37:19) -
Comedy and the Political Climate:
“I hate this administration. I hate what’s happening politically. … Whatever I can do, as a comic, I feel like comedy got us into this, so maybe comedy can drag us out.” — Margaret Cho (58:07-59:29)
Segment Timestamps
- 00:55–04:28: Introducing Margaret Cho and discussing long-term friendships
- 05:51–07:59: The T App, hacked safety platforms, and women protecting women
- 11:57–13:18: Ghost-hunting and favorite friendship memories
- 17:48–19:04: Signs from friends who have passed and the value of communal mourning
- 24:14–26:11: The rarity of friendship advice versus romantic advice
- 35:00–38:12: Cats as friends and elaborate catios
- 39:26–41:00: Pets as relationship “litmus test”
- 48:02–49:49: The reality of work in comedy vs. perceived laziness
- 50:09–52:32: Misconceptions about being funny and the craft of standup
- 58:07–59:52: Margaret’s political activism through comedy and her tour announcement
Episode Tone & Highlights
- The episode is marked by quick-witted humor, moments of vulnerability, and a sense of camaraderie.
- Listeners will enjoy Margaret Cho’s candid anecdotes about showbiz, relationships, and pets.
- The discussion is peppered with laughter, teasing, and authentic moments of connection among all three comics.
- The catio segment will particularly delight pet owners.
Margaret Cho’s Tour & Plugs
- New tour: Choligarchy (see margaretcho.com for tickets).
- Releasing six of her best standup specials, plus a new album, “Best in Show.”
- Advocacy through comedy, focusing on resisting political injustice and the dangerous rewriting of history.
Conclusion
This episode stands out for its blend of irreverence and heart. Through stories of haunted houses, friendship breakups, beloved pets, and the struggle to prioritize platonic bonds, Nicole, Sasheer, and Margaret deliver both laughter and wisdom—reminding listeners of the irreplaceable comfort of friendship, the healing found in community, and the absolute necessity of a good laugh (and a well-built catio).
