BFFS WILL PLUMMET WITHOUT DAVE PORTNOY- BFFs S2 EP1 - BFFs with Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry

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Podcast Summary: BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry
Episode: BFFs WILL PLUMET WITHOUT DAVE PORTNOY - BFFs S2 EP1
Release Date: January 9, 2025
Host: Barstool Sports

Introduction

In the premiere episode of Season 2, titled "BFFs WILL PLUMET WITHOUT DAVE PORTNOY," hosts Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry navigate the transition of their podcast dynamics following the departure of Dave Portnoy. The episode delves into personal revelations, relationship dynamics, and a reshaped podcast format aimed at fostering deeper conversations and increased audience engagement.

Lie Detector Test Segment (00:30 - 20:57)

The episode kicks off with an entertaining lie detector test where Brianna grills Josh with a series of personal questions. This segment serves as both a humorous icebreaker and a means to reveal candid insights about Josh's life.

Financial Honesty:
Brianna Chickenfry (00:52): "Do you wish that you took the $12 million?"
Josh Richards (02:59): "No. That's true."
Relationship Transparency:
Brianna (07:04): "Do you think me and Gabby are endgame?"
Josh (07:04): "Yes," followed by a heartfelt acknowledgment of struggles within his romantic outlook.
Media Perception vs. Reality:
Brianna (05:47): "Do you actually like Taylor Swift?"
Josh (05:47): "Yes. True."
Brianna (06:03): "Everyone thinks I'm using her for clout."
This exchange highlights the tension between public personas and personal feelings.

The segment is marked by candid admissions and playful banter, setting a tone of vulnerability and humor.

Transitioning the Podcast: Without Dave Portnoy (21:01 - 22:45)

Post the lie detector test, Josh and Brianna address the elephant in the room—Dave Portnoy's exit from the show.

Podcast Evolution:
Brianna (22:10): "I want to hear the back and forth a little bit more."
Josh (22:01): "We get to yap."
They express enthusiasm for the new format, emphasizing more dynamic and interactive conversations without Dave's moderating influence.
Desire for Depth:
Josh (22:09): "We used to have stories to tell on BFFs."
The hosts aim to deepen their discussions, allowing for more extensive rants and storytelling that were previously curtailed by Dave's quick topic transitions.

Voicemail Segment: Engaging with Listeners (55:34 - 89:43)

Introducing a new interactive segment, Josh and Brianna read and respond to listener voicemails, enhancing audience participation.

Ranking Cuteness of Dogs:
Listener's Question (55:34): "Can you rank these dogs from least to most cute?"
Brianna (56:00): "Clearly, Buddy is hot as fuck."
Josh (59:00): "I like Buddy second," leading to playful debates about their pets' adorability.
Addressing Online Criticism:
Listener Charlie (59:48): "How do you feel about going into this new year and this new chapter of BFFs?"
Josh (60:00): "Weed out the weak. Weed out the weirdos."
Brianna (60:05): "It's going to get fun," reinforcing their commitment to evolving the podcast despite external criticisms.
Constructive vs. Destructive Feedback:
Austin (66:06): "How are you planning on surviving without the world's best producer?"
Josh (66:07): A humorous yet defensive response underscores the show's resilience and adaptability.

Personal Reflections and New Year’s Resolutions (28:01 - 38:58)

Josh and Brianna delve into personal lifestyles, habits, and their aspirations for the new year.

Addressing Substance Use:
Brianna (29:42): "I need to find out who I am without weed."
Josh (31:39): Discusses his struggle with substance use and potential resolutions to curb his drinking habits.
This honest conversation highlights their willingness to tackle personal challenges openly.
Relationship Dynamics:
Brianna (25:25): "Gabby is who I want for the rest of my life."
Josh (33:07): Shares his struggles with casual relationships and his resolution to abstain from boyfriends until summer.
These exchanges provide listeners with a glimpse into their commitment to personal growth and stability.

Future Directions and Community Engagement (69:02 - 89:43)

The hosts outline their vision for the podcast's future, emphasizing increased listener interaction and content diversity.

Expanding Content:
Josh (55:34): "We have some stuff on the sheet. But we were talking about this before because..."
Brianna (55:34): "So we have our first voicemail segment back,"
indicating a shift towards more inclusive and varied content.
Community Involvement:
Brianna (55:34): "We have voicemails from listeners. We're going to answer advice."
Josh (55:34): Encourages listeners to engage via voicemails, fostering a stronger community connection.
Humorous Interactions:
The segment includes lighthearted mockery and playful skits, such as debating the cutest dogs and responding to taunting voicemails, which adds entertainment value and keeps the audience engaged.

Conclusion

"BFFs WILL PLUMET WITHOUT DAVE PORTNOY - BFFs S2 EP1" effectively navigates the transition of the podcast's leadership and format. Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry demonstrate adaptability and a commitment to maintaining an engaging and authentic connection with their audience. Through personal disclosures, interactive segments, and a revamped conversational style, the duo sets the stage for a promising second season aimed at deeper discussions and enhanced listener participation.

Notable Quotes:

Brianna Chickenfry (07:04): "We are endgame. There's no."
Josh Richards (77:14): "Do you think you're gonna lie?"
Brianna Chickenfry (30:09): "I think I just need to find out who I am without weed."

These quotes capture pivotal moments of honesty and humor, reflecting the episode's blend of personal insight and lighthearted banter.

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[00:00]
Brianna Chicken Fry
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Josh Richards
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Brianna Chicken Fry
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Josh Richards
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Brianna Chicken Fry
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Josh Richards
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[00:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
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[00:56]
Josh Richards
That's right, 99%.
[00:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
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[01:08]
Josh Richards
Home after you bailed on meeting your.
[01:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Buddies at the bar. Well, wherever you spend game day, remember, it pays to Discover. Based on February 2024 Nielsen report.
[01:17]
Josh Richards
Learn more@discover.com credit card.
[01:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yo, what is up, everyone? Welcome back to the BFF's podcast. Make sure you guys tap that bell. Subscribe and like the video.
[01:26]
Josh Richards
Yes.
[01:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I guess I kind of took it all, didn't I?
[01:29]
Josh Richards
Did. Let's get into that.
[01:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Let's go. All right, guys, we're here doing a lie detector test. Bree's gonna get hooked up first. I'm gonna get to ask the questions, which is gonna be great for me. I went to some of you guys, did a little Instagram post, then, you know, came up with some originals as well. And Hannah cooked up probably half of them. So I'm scared. Yeah. On a scale of like 1 to 10, how nervous are you?
[01:50]
Josh Richards
My heart's beating already, and I'm scared that I'm so nervous that they're all gonna like, it's all gonna come off that I'm lying. Yeah.
[01:57]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Do you think you're gonna lie?
[01:58]
Josh Richards
No, I'm gonna tell the full honest truth.
[02:00]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Full honest truth every single time I ask a question.
[02:02]
Josh Richards
Yeah, but I'm scared I don't know what your questions are.
[02:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I guess we'll see. I guess we will see. Do you need to get hooked up or something first here?
[02:09]
Josh Richards
I do. Yeah.
[02:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right.
[02:11]
Josh Richards
I'm sure you guys have Seen John before? He's the expert. Does everybody should have wore a bra?
[02:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Well, these questions are gonna be easy. They're gonna be easy.
[02:25]
Josh Richards
I feel like my questions are easy for you. No, they're not. They're kind of juicy. Oh, I don't know. We'll see.
[02:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right.
[02:31]
Josh Richards
I feel like I'm the drama one anyways.
[02:32]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. I feel like my life's been pretty plain recently. A good plain. Like a plain bagel with cream cheese.
[02:39]
Josh Richards
Oh. I'm like an acai Go cheddar. There's a lot going on.
[02:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, but I was just saying, like, there's good things that are plain, is what I was trying to say. Like, in a plain bagel's good.
[02:48]
Josh Richards
Yeah. No, you're right. I wish my life has been a play. It hasn't. All right. Should we do it?
[02:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, it's calibrated. Awesome. All right, we'll start off easy. Do you wish that you took the $12 million?
[03:00]
Josh Richards
No. That's true. True.
[03:03]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay. Okay.
[03:05]
Josh Richards
I mean, I woke up in this house this morning, though, and it's a really beautiful mansion. And I rolled over and I was.
[03:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, it'd be sweet to be able to buy this place, huh?
[03:14]
Josh Richards
Yeah, but maybe one day.
[03:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Yeah. But then you'll earn it yourself. Exactly.
[03:17]
Josh Richards
Exactly.
[03:18]
Brianna Chicken Fry
A little bit better. Did Dave pay you to not take the 12 million?
[03:22]
Josh Richards
No.
[03:24]
Brianna Chicken Fry
True. I feel like people keep thinking this is, like, a lie when we say.
[03:30]
Josh Richards
I know.
[03:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
They think that Dave's, like, got these money bags, which he does, but why would he pay 12 million for you not to take. It just doesn't make any sense.
[03:38]
Josh Richards
It's just crazy. And everyone thinks he pays for my apartment. He doesn't. I pay for my apartment.
[03:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I mean, you can clear. Does Dave pay for anything for you?
[03:47]
Josh Richards
No. Well, he pays my salary, which he's been paying for five years. Yeah.
[03:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Cool.
[03:52]
Josh Richards
All right. Okay. All right. I'm feeling loose.
[03:56]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Those are warm up questions.
[03:58]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[03:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Those were, like, easy questions. I wanted to get, like, the easy ones out of the way to start it off. So we're gonna get a little bit more intense here. Will you ever bring back Plan Brie?
[04:08]
Josh Richards
Yes.
[04:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
True. Okay. You said you were gonna tell me the truth, and you've been telling me the truth.
[04:14]
Josh Richards
I know.
[04:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So I like that. I like that. What do you think you're going to do with plan B?
[04:18]
Josh Richards
I don't know. I definitely want to bring it back in some capacity. Like I said before, I don't know if I'll be on it or if Other people will be on it. Or maybe you could be a guest on it. I don't know. Maybe one day. We'll see.
[04:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right, all right, all right. We'll stay on the topic of Dave here for a little bit. Have you ever hooked up with Dave?
[04:33]
Josh Richards
No. True.
[04:38]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, I thought we were going to get a. I thought we were going to get our first live.
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Josh Richards
So creepy.
[04:45]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right. I mean, do you want to hook up with Dave?
[04:49]
Josh Richards
Raw. Next question.
[04:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I don't really know what to say to that.
[04:52]
Josh Richards
Well, it's just a trend. I thought it would be funny. Now I'm really nervous. I don't want to hook up with Dave. Why? Shut. John. What the hell?
[05:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
John's just doing his job, Bri.
[05:05]
Josh Richards
Boom.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Look at those. The only two lives.
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Josh Richards
That's crazy. That is not true. I'm freaked out right now. It's like my dad.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
You're talking, like, a lot, too. It's almost like you're trying to.
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Josh Richards
Well, I'm sweating. It's just. It's weird.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay. She's getting hot.
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Josh Richards
I hated that. I hated that.
[05:22]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It doesn't seem like you would. Seems like you kind of enjoy it. All right, we'll get to another one that's a little easier. Do you know if Zach's exes signed NDAs?
[05:33]
Josh Richards
Yes.
[05:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Do you know which exes signed NDAs?
[05:36]
Josh Richards
I know two exes signed NDAs.
[05:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right. This one could go really, really poorly for you. I think this is a tough one. Do you actually like Taylor Swift?
[05:48]
Josh Richards
Yes. True. I wouldn't have gotten.
[05:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You could have had. You could have had an entire army of people instantly after you right there for that. I did imagine you were lying about it the whole time. I know you're just putting on a little. Ooh, let me, you know, finesse over some of these Swifty fans.
[06:04]
Josh Richards
Everyone thinks I'm using her for clout, which just doesn't even make sense. I just like her. She saved my life. I had a tough time.
[06:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Right, right, right. All right. When you and Zach were dating, did you guys ever do couples counseling?
[06:17]
Josh Richards
No.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
True. Okay. Okay. I didn't know if, you know, maybe, you know, got to that point at one point.
[06:24]
Josh Richards
Wait, couples. Couples rehab.
[06:26]
Brianna Chicken Fry
The counseling, not rehab.
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Josh Richards
I was like, what are you saying?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, like, you know, you go and you get told how to be a better couple.
[06:34]
Josh Richards
No. I asked, but no.
[06:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No. All right. Was everything you said about Zach on the podcast true?
[06:43]
Josh Richards
Yes.
[06:46]
Brianna Chicken Fry
True.
[06:48]
Josh Richards
I didn't even say half of it.
[06:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You're crushing through this right now, dude. Oh, this one's kind of nervous for me. This one gets a lot of nervous for me. All right. Do you think me and Gabby are endgame?
[07:04]
Josh Richards
Yes. Her breathing dead stopped. Major fail. You guys are just so young. I don't know. I don't have much hope and love anymore, and I think that's on me.
[07:17]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think that is on you.
[07:19]
Josh Richards
That's on me.
[07:19]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Could be in a. Like a scrooge.
[07:22]
Josh Richards
I know, I know. I. But I want you guys to be endgame.
[07:25]
Brianna Chicken Fry
We are endgame. There's no.
[07:26]
Josh Richards
I think you are.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
We don't even need.
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Josh Richards
Oh, I hated that. Gabby, I love you. Oh, my God. It's just like. Oh, my God. I don't know. Oh, I hated that.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
No believer in love. Yeah, kind of.
[07:36]
Josh Richards
That's what it is, though. I'm just. I'm a hater on love right now.
[07:38]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No kidding.
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Josh Richards
Love is bad.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
I was really hoping you were going to be, like, on my team for that.
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Josh Richards
I am. I want.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
It's not very BFF of you.
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Josh Richards
I want you to be endgame. I love Gabby. I just.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
True.
[07:50]
Josh Richards
Oh, true.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay. All right. All right. That makes me feel better. That makes me. Do you want me and Gabby to be end game?
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Josh Richards
Yes.
[07:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
True. All right, all right.
[08:00]
Josh Richards
I have to be realistic.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
So you're just, like, pessimistic.
[08:02]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[08:03]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Is your issue here. All right, fine. That second question kind of saved you a little bit. Do you miss Zach?
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Josh Richards
No.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
True.
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Josh Richards
I didn't know. It's, like, a lie.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
I don't know. Yeah, maybe. You know, sometimes at night, it's really late, maybe you've had a few drinks. Who knows?
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Josh Richards
I miss nothing about him.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Mm. Is. Okay. Okay, we got a little future question here. Is hot Vermont guy potential boyfriend?
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Josh Richards
Yes.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
True.
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Josh Richards
Like, is there potential for him to be a boyfriend?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, for. For you, not just a boyfriend. For, like, a human being.
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Josh Richards
Yeah, for the.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Clearly, for you. Yes.
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Josh Richards
Yeah, he's not a. A boyfriend right now, but, like, there's potential. True.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
All right. Oh, I've been so curious about this one. So I was so happy when I saw someone reply to my story and say this. Who was the DM from? The famous person that slid in while you were dating Zach? True. Did you DM back while you were with Zach?
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Josh Richards
No. True.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay. All right. I thought there was no way that one was going to be a true. I thought that was a lie. 100%. All right, we got a couple more, and then we're gonna get into some even more intense ones here. Or I feel like they're a little Bit more intense.
[09:28]
Josh Richards
Relevant, I guess it's been intense.
[09:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, this one will be easy. Have you thought about leaving Barstool?
[09:33]
Josh Richards
Yes, true. But I feel like I've said that.
[09:38]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I know if you got nothing to hide about it, then. Yeah, it doesn't really even seem like that big of a deal. You're just saying yes. Do you feel like your personal life was used for views?
[09:46]
Josh Richards
Yes.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
No doubt, bro. It's the name of the game. I feel like.
[09:52]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
I mean, so, yeah, I would say I have, like, sympathy towards you. Like, I understand what it's like, but I think it's also just what we signed up for. There's not a lot you can complain about when you say, like, oh, we're gonna go do a podcast and talk about this. Right. You know what I mean?
[10:09]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
So it's. It stinks for the, like, two or three months when it's going on six months even. It's so tough. But I feel like I came out of it really not caring anymore what anyone says about me on. So, like, I feel like I was able to come out of it stronger.
[10:24]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
So I hope the same for you. I hope when all of it, you know, comes to an end or the social media, like, you feel like you've been able to breathe for a bit after this all, I hope you realize, like, oh, you know what? This actually just gave me thicker skin or, you know, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
[10:36]
Josh Richards
That's true.
[10:38]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Do you wish you handled the falling out with Grace differently privately?
[10:43]
Josh Richards
No. Publicly? Yes. I wish it was never public.
[10:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
True. So the one thing you would say, like, if you could change, it would just be. None of it would have been talked about online.
[10:54]
Josh Richards
Yeah, I never wanted it to be online. True.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
I felt like that was true, too. I feel like every time I saw, like, even the podcast, the reason we talked about it or you had to talk about on the podcast was essentially Dave saying, either I'll leave right now and we're gonna end BFFs early, like, I'm gonna depart from it early, or you have to talk about this Grace situation.
[11:13]
Josh Richards
I do kind of feel like I.
[11:13]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Was forced to talk about it 100 again. One of the things I feel like we kind of signed up with with this podcast, but, yeah, there wasn't much of a choice left in your hands there. Do you think you and Grace will ever be friends again?
[11:28]
Josh Richards
I don't know.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
I hope true. All right. And then for the last one, do you miss Grace?
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Josh Richards
Of course. She was like my sister True lie. Imagine.
[11:48]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Dang. So, I mean, those are all my questions.
[11:53]
Josh Richards
Okay, I think that was good. I think I did good. Besides, I'm a horny bastard, I guess.
[11:56]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[11:57]
Josh Richards
I think my hormones are just all over the place and I'm. Those questions freak me out, so I got a little nervous. I don't see any spikes. See, now I'm chill.
[12:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right, I guess let's hook me up and see what you have for me.
[12:10]
Josh Richards
Yeah, let's hook you up.
[12:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right.
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Josh Richards
Oh, Josh's time. Josh, are you nervous?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
A little bit. I. I've been here before, though, you know. Is your heart beating a little bit at this? Yeah, my heart's definitely beating a little bit.
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Josh Richards
Are you promise you're going to tell the truth?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I'll tell the truth. Whole truth, not about the truth.
[12:25]
Josh Richards
Okay. Calibrated. Okay. Are you ready?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Yep.
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Josh Richards
Okay. Have you ever cheated on Gabby?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
No. True.
[12:35]
Josh Richards
Okay. I expected that.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, that's.
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Josh Richards
Have you ever kissed Noah Beck?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
No. Lying. Oh, what the heck?
[12:46]
Josh Richards
What the heck?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Noah Beck? Maybe. Maybe I have. Then. I don't know. I'm. Now I'm thinking maybe I did lie.
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Josh Richards
Okay, next question.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
I, I, I don't remember it, but, you know, I feel like there were some times in Sway where maybe a kiss was exchanged. I don't know. I don't know. But I, I'm gonna stop talking now. Just.
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Josh Richards
Do you believe in abortion?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
I believe in woman's body, woman's choice.
[13:11]
Josh Richards
I like that. True. Nice. Nice. Do you actually like Bryce Hall?
[13:18]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yes. True. What's up, Bryce? How you doing? If you're watching this, are you embarrassed.
[13:26]
Josh Richards
Of your digital footprint?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, yes. Yes. True. Yeah. Yeah. No. Gabby actually sent me a video yesterday, and it was a tick tock with me and Sam Hurley in it. We were just acting a little, maybe flamboyant, you could say, but my sister and her were just laughing at the video over and over again and just sending me screenshots and, like, kind of just zooming in the screenshot on my face more and more. So I would say I'm embarrassed. Yeah.
[13:53]
Josh Richards
What is? Like, the era from where you stop being embarrassed of your content?
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Brianna Chicken Fry
Well, maybe never.
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Josh Richards
Yeah, it's all kind of.
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Brianna Chicken Fry
It's always, it's always. It's always cringey to watch back yourself, I think. But I, even though, like, I guess I'm embarrassed, I would say I don't really mind that it's there because, like.
[14:11]
Josh Richards
It'S not as embarrassing as you spitting at the camera and, like, whoa, stuff like that.
[14:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's more like I had to. I had to get here somehow.
[14:20]
Josh Richards
That's true.
[14:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You know what I mean?
[14:21]
Josh Richards
That's true. So that's true.
[14:22]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's just. I'm just embarrassed by a little kid trying to achieve his dreams. That's not embarrassing at all.
[14:26]
Josh Richards
No, that's. That's good.
[14:28]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Just a kid out there striving.
[14:30]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[14:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
For the best.
[14:31]
Josh Richards
Thriving. Thriving now. All right. Do you think Jaden is a good musical artist?
[14:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yes. Yeah.
[14:41]
Josh Richards
Not good. That's really not good. What? That's really not good. I can even hear you lying in your.
[14:48]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, it felt like my inflection went up, like, a lot, didn't it? That's. I don't know if. Next question. I don't even know where to go with that.
[14:56]
Josh Richards
Are you secretly Team Kendrick?
[14:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No. True.
[15:01]
Josh Richards
Okay. That would have got you in a lot of trouble.
[15:03]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, that would have. That would have. That wouldn't have been good for the. For the six.
[15:07]
Josh Richards
Do you think 911 was an inside job?
[15:09]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Whoa. No.
[15:15]
Josh Richards
True.
[15:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay. I don't know. I was watching a video on TikTok the other day, and it was maybe convinced I. I would have to do so much research, and I'm not one to be that into conspiracy theories, so.
[15:26]
Josh Richards
Yeah, Tim Dillon convinced me it was an inside job. So. Tim Dillon, where I get my news?
[15:31]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yep. Yep. Reliable news source.
[15:33]
Josh Richards
Do you think I should have taken the 12 million?
[15:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No. Lie. Jay, I. I don't think you should have taken the 12 million. I think what you did was so much cooler than taking the 12 million. Personally. I think it was a baller move. Okay, true.
[15:52]
Josh Richards
Okay. Fair. Saved you.
[15:54]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Save me, save me, save me.
[15:56]
Josh Richards
Okay, If Jennifer Aniston. You have to tell the truth on this, okay? Jennifer Aniston walked in right now and said she wanted to make out and nobody would ever find out. Would you?
[16:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No.
[16:07]
Josh Richards
True. Wow. That's crazy. I feel like every boy would say yes to that.
[16:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Not me. I'm a different kind of boy. They call me a man. This kind of boy I am.
[16:18]
Josh Richards
Did you ever get a boner when everyone was shirtless in the Sway House?
[16:21]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No.
[16:24]
Josh Richards
Why?
[16:25]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, come on. Wait, wait. Who is everyone that shirtless? Like, are other people shirtless?
[16:30]
Josh Richards
That Noah Beck shirtless? You got a boner.
[16:32]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Guys, what are we spinning here? What image are we trying to paint right now?
[16:37]
Josh Richards
Oh, that was an immediate lie, too. It went way down.
[16:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
John. Just lie for me, John.
[16:44]
Josh Richards
Okay. Would you actually consider us best friends?
[16:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yes. Pru. Yeah. What can I say?
[16:53]
Josh Richards
Have you ever regretted the career path you chose.
[16:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yes, true. Yeah. I would say, like, regret is, like, kind of a strong word, I guess. User, I guess. Like, I've had doubts, you know, like. Or there's been times where I'm like, is the grass green on the other side? Right. You know, you look at kind of what you maybe could have had, or is a simpler life cooler? You know, would I be happier? I think there's a lot of time. Would I go to, like, where would my mental health be at? Me, too. So, yeah, I think I've thought about it, but I. I really love the life that I have right now, so.
[17:29]
Josh Richards
It's pretty dope. Yeah, I'm going say it's pretty dope.
[17:32]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's pretty sick.
[17:32]
Josh Richards
You got a heart.
[17:34]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Pretty blessed.
[17:35]
Josh Richards
How much money is in your checking account right now? I don't know if we can even tell if this is a lie or not, but I want to know.
[17:41]
Brianna Chicken Fry
My checking account. I don't even know how much money is in my checking account.
[17:44]
Josh Richards
How rich are you?
[17:48]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm, like, a millionaire.
[17:49]
Josh Richards
So is there. Is there millions in your checking account?
[17:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yes.
[17:54]
Josh Richards
True. I'm gonna kill myself. All right. Do you plan on marrying Gabby?
[18:01]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yes.
[18:01]
Josh Richards
Okay, that's good. I just. I knew that one was true. Also, I contacted your mom.
[18:08]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, boy.
[18:10]
Josh Richards
If there were any questions, she would want me to ask you while you're hooked up to a live.
[18:14]
Brianna Chicken Fry
This is such a good idea, and I should have done this to you. Oh, this is good. Okay, what did my mom have to say?
[18:20]
Josh Richards
I was texting Patty. She has two questions for you.
[18:22]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right, I'm sorry, Mom. In advance.
[18:24]
Josh Richards
Okay, first one. When you got suspended in the 11th grade for vaping in the bathroom, you swore you weren't vaping. Were you actually vaping?
[18:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yes, I was.
[18:35]
Josh Richards
True. Liar. Liar, liar.
[18:39]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I did lie. I did lie. Now, I wasn't vaping when we were caught, so you know what I mean? Like, some. It was in somebody else's mouth, but you were.
[18:51]
Josh Richards
You were vaping with them. You went to the bathroom to vape with them.
[18:54]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, but not just to vape.
[18:56]
Josh Richards
To kiss.
[18:57]
Brianna Chicken Fry
To kiss. To kiss. Because I like to kiss shirtless dudes with a boner. No, no, it was. It was also to drink. It was also to drink.
[19:10]
Josh Richards
To drink in the bathroom?
[19:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[19:12]
Josh Richards
In school.
[19:13]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, it was.
[19:14]
Josh Richards
I didn't even do that. Everyone thinks I'm the crazy.
[19:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, it was. It was Tiger Woods. Nope, not the guy. Not the guy. It's not Tiger Woods Day. Terry Fox Day. I knew there was an animal in there. Terry Fox Day in Canada. There was this man who ran across the country, or almost did with cancer. He had one leg, and he ran like his thing was to raise money. It's like, one of the most iconic Canadians ever. It's like Wayne Gretzky and Terry Fox.
[19:37]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[19:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And so Terry Fox Day, you don't really do any subjects. You just, you know, go and run a race, and that's what you do all day. It's like a free day. Oh, so this was before Terry Fox.
[19:45]
Josh Richards
So you were drinking and smoking for a good cause? Yeah, it was like.
[19:48]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It was for a good cause. It was for cancer.
[19:49]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[19:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
We were drinking and smoking for. To raise money for cancer.
[19:52]
Josh Richards
Yeah. So Mommy can't be mad at that?
[19:54]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No.
[19:54]
Josh Richards
Okay, last mommy question. Was it really ice that caused you to crash her car into the garage?
[20:02]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yes. I was gonna see if I could get it. I think it was.
[20:08]
Josh Richards
What was it?
[20:09]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think it was a combination of things. I think it was between two. I think it was wet. It was, like, freezing rain that day. But I really think I was just an idiot. And I messed up the brakes and the gas pedal, and it was, like, I was, like, freshly new to drive 16, and I had my sister and her friend in the back. And I'm pulling up into the house, and I remember, I think, like, I went to hit the brakes, and it just didn't really feel like the car slowed down at all. So I was like, oh, my gosh. I hit the gas, I guess. So I switched back over to the other pedal and hit it again and just went right into the garage.
[20:42]
Josh Richards
Okay. Well, your mom got the truth out of you.
[20:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, that's the full story. I'm an honest guy.
[20:47]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[20:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
What can I say?
[20:48]
Josh Richards
I think we got a lot out of this. We learned that you like to kiss boys.
[20:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. May need to go to, like, conversion camp before I marry Gabby. Gabby. I guess.
[20:56]
Josh Richards
Well, signing off. Let's get back to the pod.
[20:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Let's go back to the pod. Safe place over there.
[21:02]
Josh Richards
Okay. We're getting into BFFs corner.
[21:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
BFFs.
[21:05]
Josh Richards
BFFs. Jay, what the fuck's up?
[21:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, nothing much, Bri. How you feeling?
[21:09]
Josh Richards
Good. I miss you.
[21:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I miss you, too.
[21:11]
Josh Richards
We haven't, like, been friends in the past year. I haven't been friends with any.
[21:14]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, no, no, no. You kind of just isolated yourself.
[21:17]
Josh Richards
I did. Or fell off a little bit.
[21:18]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. But it's okay. We're going to fall on this year.
[21:21]
Josh Richards
I want to fall right on this Year. I want to fall right on.
[21:25]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, we're going to get back on. We're going to get back on. We're going to be more connected.
[21:29]
Josh Richards
Yeah, we're back in person.
[21:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, back in person all the time. Which is going to be great.
[21:33]
Josh Richards
I know. Cuz we get to hang out all the time. And then Josh gets to come to New York with Gabby also gets to come to New York, so I have another girlfriend in New York. And then I get to come to LA and we get to stay in.
[21:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Cool houses and then there'll be more like inside jokes, you know?
[21:43]
Josh Richards
I know.
[21:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And we'll podcast better. So many more stories.
[21:45]
Josh Richards
That's what we were lacking because we used to, when we would hang out all the time, have so many stories to tell on BFFs.
[21:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Yeah, it did. It did start to lack. And I think Dave didn't come out with us, so he couldn't be, you know, a part of the stories. And we're going to miss Dave, don't get me wrong. But the guy liked to usher us through conversations pretty quickly. Right?
[22:02]
Josh Richards
Isn't that so? Wait, actually, let's talk about that a little. Were there so many times on BFFs where we, like, wanted to say more? There was a topic that I wanted to talk about.
[22:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[22:10]
Josh Richards
And Dave would just. Next.
[22:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Next topic. Next topic. And. Or he just wouldn't answer us. Like he would be making jokes and he just. No.
[22:17]
Josh Richards
Okay. I had felt so uncomfortable because there were so many times where I would elaborate on like a topic for a long time. Like I'd go on a rant about it, he would look at me, next topic. I'm like, dude, someone has to.
[22:28]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You got to give me something. Even just like a. Would be fun.
[22:31]
Josh Richards
Like something.
[22:32]
Brianna Chicken Fry
But no, he didn't like to do that. He liked to just move it along pretty quickly. Yeah. So we'll get to rant, which I feel like makes a good podcast. Right.
[22:40]
Josh Richards
I agree.
[22:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, I want to hear the back and forth a little bit more. So that'll. That'll be us now, which is gonna be great.
[22:46]
Josh Richards
It'll be a little back and forth. It'll be all this we're doing. It's a whole different show, which is fun.
[22:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Complete different show. New year. New us, new BFFs.
[22:53]
Josh Richards
New BFFs. Two BFFs now.
[22:55]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, just us. Just us.
[22:56]
Josh Richards
Should we get into BFFs topics? I feel like we have some stuff on the sheet. But we were talking about this before because we're going to tart. Well, I'm going to the tart trip.
[23:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You're going to the tart?
[23:06]
Josh Richards
I'm going to the tart trip. But so is Gabby.
[23:08]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[23:08]
Josh Richards
And I texted Gabby, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, I'm so excited. Like, are you bringing Josh? And she was like, no.
[23:14]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, well, you got her in a little bit of trouble because you texted me, and you were like, oh, Gabby's going to the tar trip. Is she bringing you?
[23:19]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[23:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And I was like, huh? I didn't get an invite to this, so I don't know about it. And then I texted Gabby, and she had invited Grace, Grace's Blake's roommate, who, like, I live with Grace. Coffee. So she had invited her. Gabby had assumed that these tar trips were a very, like, female thing, and it was makeup company. Only females are going out. So she was kind of like, why? Why would Josh come to this? And what, hang out in the villa all day long? I'm not going.
[23:49]
Josh Richards
I'm bringing a boy. That's why. I was like, why? Why aren't you bringing a boy? And people always bring their boyfriends.
[23:56]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I. That. See, that's what I said to Gavin. She was like, you don't know anything about these tart trips. And I was like, I do. I've reported on the drama of these tar trips many times, but it's whatever. I trust Gabby. I have no issues. And she wrote up a little. She. She realized she was in the wrong.
[24:11]
Josh Richards
But, yeah, she's not in the wrong. Like, I'm excited that she's not in the right either. I'm very happy she's bringing Grace.
[24:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, I'm happy she's bringing Grace. I'm glad Gabby's gonna go get her, like, girl time in. I think it's great. But she did have to write up, like, a little. A little. She knew she was wrong, and she texted me a little like, hey, this is what I'm gonna do when I get back to make it up for you.
[24:32]
Josh Richards
So what is she gonna do? Well, it gets a little sex stuff.
[24:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Yeah, it gets a little freaky.
[24:40]
Josh Richards
So did you actually get mad at her?
[24:42]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, no, It's. It was, like, jokingly.
[24:44]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[24:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You know what I mean? I. I think in this past, like, I would say, like, in the last, like, four to six months of me and Gabby's relationship, I think there's just been such a large amount of trust that's grown with both of us.
[24:59]
Josh Richards
This is good.
[24:59]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And each other, that there's just none of that like high school or you're going to a club without or anything like that. You know what I mean? Like, if I'm at home and I'm in Toronto and Gabby is in Brazil, we're not going to sit at home for New Year's Eve and do nothing. You know what I mean? Like, we're both gonna go out and we're gonna be able to go out and fully behave ourselves. Never gonna have anything embarrassing for each other, coming out relationship.
[25:26]
Josh Richards
What's that like?
[25:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's awesome.
[25:28]
Josh Richards
You. Because you were. But you were saying on the one in the beginning of the pod, when we did lie detector test, you were like, we have a lot of drama.
[25:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, as in me and Gabby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the sense of, like, she's protective. Yeah. And, you know, like, we have, like, the drama. I would call that isn't drama. That's detrimental to a relationship. It's like the fun little things that, you know, we keep each other on our toes or, like, bantering with each other. Right. Like, we definitely are not a chill couple. We're not like, we're not people that are just like, yeah, like, we're a go all the time. You're high energy. Yeah. We're your shalant. You're the shalottiest. But I enjoy it.
[26:08]
Josh Richards
They always are. They're always, like, going back and forth each other, but not in, like a. Not in a crazy way. It's just like, they're always. I'm like, guys, guys, I know.
[26:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And I don't know how to describe it to people because, like, I don't want to say we argue because that sounds like it has a negative. Yeah, but it's. That sounds negative, too, to me, but it's not.
[26:23]
Josh Richards
It's playful.
[26:24]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's always play. If you're around it, you get it pretty quick.
[26:27]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Like, I don't look at Josh and Gabby be like, oh, my God, they fight so much. I just, like, look at them. Like, they're always just, like, going at it, even if it's in, like, a funny way or like, you. Like, someone's kind of mad and they're pretending they're not, and it's like, it's cutesy.
[26:39]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. And I think. I think for me, at least, like, the. The mentality about so many things has changed once I just realized, like, this is, like, who I want. End game. Right. Like, Gabby is who I want for the rest of my life. So I think there was just such.
[26:53]
Josh Richards
A. I remember saying that when I was 22.
[26:56]
Brianna Chicken Fry
22, I'm almost 23.
[26:58]
Josh Richards
I remember saying that when I was 23. I remember saying that when I was 24. I remember saying that when I WAS 18. I've been saying that.
[27:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, yeah. See, I haven't been saying that. So maybe that's the difference, though.
[27:06]
Josh Richards
That is the difference.
[27:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You know, I didn't say that all the time. I. I've said one time, but no. Yeah. I just think I just stopped, like, both of us, like, once. Once you have that realization, or at least I can speak for myself of like, ah, this is my end game. There's so many little things that I think, like, in a relationship, when relationships start, you get mad at. Or people, like, go back, but it's like, I've already signed up with this person the rest of my life. So there's like, little things just don't matter. They're brushing easier.
[27:32]
Josh Richards
You guys are a really good couple. I do hope you're endgame. It's just so crazy because everyone's so young, but I guess your. Your life kind of, like, shot up when you were so young anyways. You're kind of older in a sense where you, like, you moved to LA when you were 16.
[27:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, yeah, 17. But, yeah, I feel like it did. Like, I feel like I got to experience a lot of things at a younger age than most people would.
[27:51]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[27:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So that allows me now to kind of. Or that, I think creates a desire within me to have things in my life be set up like most people would when maybe they're a little bit older.
[28:01]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Yeah.
[28:02]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So.
[28:03]
Josh Richards
And you're rich.
[28:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I know it's really tough being, you know, in such a minority group. Right. Like, white, heterosexual, multi millionaire. I think it's like. I think there's only, like, less than 1% of us.
[28:19]
Josh Richards
That's crazy.
[28:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. So it's. It's definitely, you know, I. I will just say I relate with all the minority groups out there. You know what I mean? We just got to keep pushing through every day.
[28:27]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[28:28]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You wake up and you just go like, come on, Josh, get out there. Get out there. Keep going. And. And you'll make it.
[28:35]
Josh Richards
Yeah. It's a struggle.
[28:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It is.
[28:36]
Josh Richards
It is a struggle. You're just, like, sitting around all day smoking weed and struggling.
[28:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when you've got it all figured out, it gets pretty boring, right? Yeah.
[28:45]
Josh Richards
You're doing dry January.
[28:46]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I am doing dry January.
[28:47]
Josh Richards
I'm so mad about it. I'm not. I'm drinking.
[28:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I know. You're drinking beside me. You're not even trying to be a good friend. You're almost just feeding my vice.
[28:54]
Josh Richards
No, I'm so mad that you're not drinking with me at the Golden Globes.
[28:57]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[28:57]
Josh Richards
Because we did, we did friggin the Golden Globes last year and it was dry January and I was like, what the fuck?
[29:02]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I. I just feel like I need it.
[29:04]
Josh Richards
No, I'm very happy for you. I'm glad that you're.
[29:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's not even the drinking. Like the drinking. I could, I could do drinking all year round and not really be that worried about myself. I'm not somebody that is a drinker. I'm not like, oh, I'm done work, it's 5 o'clock, let me crack a beer. Like that's not really me, but I am somebody that's going to be like, oh, maybe in between work at 2pm today I can go outside and smoke a little bong and no one will really notice I'm high. That doesn't work so well for me. Me. Yeah, that doesn't work. So then I'm not motivated. I'm just sluggish. So I've been in that. I've been in a little bit of a. Like a. I don't know, stuck, I guess, like with the weed thing. Like I realized that the last month.
[29:43]
Josh Richards
What made you realize it?
[29:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think it was just when Gabby was gone.
[29:50]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[29:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And there wasn't someone beside me to like keep me busy.
[29:53]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[29:53]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'd realized like all I was doing was either golfing or smoking weed. And that sounds pretty awesome. Which it was. But the, the weed part, I had realized like, oh, when Gabby's not around, I won't smoke because Gabby doesn't enjoy me to be high all the time.
[30:09]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[30:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
She wants to interact with me.
[30:12]
Josh Richards
So you get so high where you're just like this. And you're just like that girl in the drug commercial sometimes.
[30:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's me.
[30:18]
Josh Richards
I'll just be like, say hi.
[30:19]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. And I'll just. I want to get ripped. I want to watch anime and I just want to escape into a different world.
[30:24]
Josh Richards
You've been like this for. I go by your houses. You've been like this for like two houses ago. You've always been kind of a smoker. Yeah.
[30:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So it's been too long. And there's only been one or two times I think in the last five years that I've. I've like stopped smoking for a little bit. One was 30 days and then one was maybe three months. So like it's been too consistent. It's been going for too long. I just. I think I need to find out who I am without it.
[30:51]
Josh Richards
I like that. I'm proud of you for that.
[30:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's really was. I was doing too much escapism with it. Like I was trying to escape a reality I was in or I was trying to escape work. I was trying to escape a problem. And it's just not. It's not right. So that's why anyone's listening and needs to do it. You can do it with me. I'll be tracking it. I'll be making sure I'm staying honest and everything.
[31:08]
Josh Richards
Yeah, tough. If anyone wants to get hammered with me in January, they can. But that means that you could probably get hammered with me at the Golden Globes because that's not your problem. Yeah, but like, weed is your problem. Like that you should just do, like, what dry. You should just do. No. Smoke January. No J. January. No J. January.
[31:25]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's a good. That's a. That's a really good name.
[31:27]
Josh Richards
Drink with Brianna. January.
[31:29]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Drink with Pre January. No Day January. Yeah, I mean, I'll think about it.
[31:35]
Josh Richards
I'm. No pressure because if that's what you want to do. But it seems like you just said that weed is your problem. Not drinking.
[31:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's. That's the thing. I need to quit.
[31:41]
Josh Richards
Yeah. That's why, like, last year, I was getting wasted. Wasted, wasted. We did dry January and I was like, I need a little bit of a break. And it felt great. So you'll feel good after your little smoke break.
[31:49]
Brianna Chicken Fry
What do you think you're going to. You think you're going to give up anything this year? Change anything? I feel like New Year's, you know, it's the time for resolutions.
[31:55]
Josh Richards
Like, do you got any resolution? Have sex with more strangers? I. Josh, I had my.
[32:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
How many more could there be?
[32:07]
Josh Richards
I've only had. I had my first one night stand this year. I know you don't believe hook up with you date. I know, exactly.
[32:14]
Brianna Chicken Fry
They were a stranger at one point.
[32:15]
Josh Richards
No, no, no. I literally, like, I will date people and those are the people that I hook up with. Like, we'll go out, whatever.
[32:21]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Hook up with them until you start dating.
[32:22]
Josh Richards
Like, yeah. So it's like, we're going to be boyfriend, girlfriend. Like, I know it's going to happen.
[32:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Type of thing, but you're like, manifesting like you're. You're them and then being like, and you'll be my boyfriend.
[32:34]
Josh Richards
I want to have more casual sex. I Never had that. Yeah. For real? But. Or doesn't anymore. But I like, I want.
[32:42]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It just doesn't have a very long lasting spell.
[32:44]
Josh Richards
No, it does because. Well, not with this one. Not with the last one, but with the other ones.
[32:48]
Brianna Chicken Fry
He fought through that.
[32:50]
Josh Richards
Yeah, okay.
[32:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Clearly.
[32:52]
Josh Richards
Okay, Whatever. But I wanted more casual sex. I've never done that.
[32:56]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, but it's scary.
[32:57]
Josh Richards
I'm not good at that. And I know people are going to be like, she wants to be a. Maybe everyone should have a face in their. But I don't know if that's my new. I don't know if that's my New Year's resolution.
[33:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's a crazy New Year's resolution. Right. Because that is where this conversation started.
[33:08]
Josh Richards
But why can guys do it and girls can't? Ah. Like, why is it, oh, it's so cool and cool when guys do it. Why can't I go hook up with all the famous people that want to.
[33:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Get me in trouble here with this, this question.
[33:18]
Josh Richards
But it's serious. It's like, why can't I do it?
[33:21]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I mean, I think that's just the. That's just how people look at it, right? Because the guy has. If. If a guy is hooking up with a lot of girls, typically it's a status thing. He has something to offer or he's really, really good looking. Right. Because women typically control the sex, I think is right. Would you agree with that?
[33:41]
Josh Richards
Yeah, for sure.
[33:41]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's like, women control the sex. So like a guy, if he walks down the street and is like, hey, who wants to fuck? Like, it's not really gonna go so well.
[33:50]
Josh Richards
He's gonna lock top.
[33:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
But a girl could go down the street and do that and it's gonna be pretty easy for it, right? Like, it's not. And it's like, it doesn't really matter if she's super attractive or not.
[34:00]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[34:01]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, guys are. Guys are horny animals.
[34:04]
Josh Richards
I know, it's gross.
[34:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It is.
[34:05]
Josh Richards
Well, that's my problem.
[34:06]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Gross.
[34:07]
Josh Richards
I'm like, I want to be a whore. And then I'm like, ew, this is. I can't do it. I'm not able to do it.
[34:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
There's no. I think it's just about like, you know, there's. There's out there in the world, right? But there's also like. And I'm using prostitutes, right? There's prostitutes and then there's escorts. But escorts are like, they're a little more lavish. You know what I'm saying? Think of a prostitute being the right. You want to be an escort is what you're saying. You don't want.
[34:34]
Josh Richards
I don't want to be an escort.
[34:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You. No, no. You're not getting my analogy.
[34:38]
Josh Richards
Oh, you're. Oh, you're not talking about me. You're saying you as in the general public.
[34:41]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, I'm saying you. I'm talking specifically to you, Bri.
[34:44]
Josh Richards
Oh, okay.
[34:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You just said to me your New Year's resolution was you want to pop that, right?
[34:49]
Josh Richards
Yes. Yes.
[34:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So there's a difference between. Would you say there's a difference in class between a and an escort? Like, an escort is maybe viewed a little bit more clean.
[34:59]
Josh Richards
Yes, but I love wh. And escorts. I do.
[35:03]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm not getting. I'm not going to get anywhere with.
[35:04]
Josh Richards
This, but I know what you're saying.
[35:06]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I was just trying to say maybe there's.
[35:08]
Josh Richards
Maybe I would.
[35:08]
Brianna Chicken Fry
What's the elevated word for a. Like, if you're not hooker. See, that's not it. That's not it. Because now you're getting paid. Oh, that's illegal.
[35:17]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to be a hooker, whore, or an escort. I just want to. Working through this, have more casual sex. But I'm not because I fear I'm gonna have a boyfriend in, like, a month.
[35:25]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Mmm.
[35:27]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[35:28]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think your New Year's resolution.
[35:30]
Josh Richards
No boyfriend.
[35:31]
Brianna Chicken Fry
This. Yeah. No boyfriend for a year.
[35:34]
Josh Richards
I'm a lover girl, though.
[35:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It doesn't matter. You're not a girl that's been loved.
[35:39]
Josh Richards
What the.
[35:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Hey, that's crazy. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
[35:44]
Josh Richards
Okay, that's not fair, because I've dated such good guys in the past year. I was a girl that was not loved. I was not loved.
[35:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I know. So you need to go love yourself for a while. Like, you need to figure out this real talk. You need to go figure out, like, how do I want to be treated? Maybe, you know, like, I think you.
[36:02]
Josh Richards
But what if I've already found guys that are so nice to me?
[36:06]
Brianna Chicken Fry
We've been down this road.
[36:07]
Josh Richards
Yeah, but. Okay, one of them's not rich and famous. Nice guy.
[36:12]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, but just because they're not rich and famous doesn't mean they can't be a bad guy.
[36:17]
Josh Richards
But I vetted them.
[36:18]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And how did you do this vetting process?
[36:20]
Josh Richards
Okay, I ignored a lot of red flags with the smallest man who ever lived. I ignored a lot of them. And then I was stuck. And then I loved him. Because I'm a lover girl. These guys that I'm talking to now Are nice.
[36:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
There was zero vetting there. You just said I vetted them. But what was the vetting process?
[36:38]
Josh Richards
You just assumed I brought them around. My friends. Friends liked them. My. None of my friends liked the last one.
[36:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay.
[36:43]
Josh Richards
Everyone.
[36:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay. Friends is good. There's a bet.
[36:45]
Josh Richards
Friends is good. I. They make me laugh. That's funny. Okay. They're cute.
[36:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right.
[36:53]
Josh Richards
And so big penis.
[36:57]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Good. Those necessarily make that person a good guy. Besides the friend's part.
[37:01]
Josh Richards
Oh, they love their family. They have, like, how much, like, love them so much? Like. Like, do their. Like, would they die for them bullets?
[37:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
How much do they love their mom? A little too much?
[37:12]
Josh Richards
Not. Not too much. Just enough.
[37:13]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Just enough.
[37:14]
Josh Richards
That's right. Amount. Like, not like the. When the. They're like their mom type of situation.
[37:18]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Yeah. You probably want to avoid that.
[37:20]
Josh Richards
Yeah. So. So I think. Yeah, they're good. But I think you're right. I think no boyfriend for at least.
[37:24]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No. Like, you can have, like, a. A little side piece. You know what I mean? You can have a ting that you call up every once in a while, but I think there's. There. There can't be a. A serious relationship for a long time.
[37:35]
Josh Richards
I think I'm incapable, actually.
[37:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's why I think you need to do it. It's like me being like, I'm incapable to go through life without smoking weed. I need to figure out who I am without weed. You need to figure out who you.
[37:45]
Josh Richards
Are without a boyfriend.
[37:46]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Without. Yeah. Abuse. That's what you need to do.
[37:49]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Okay. All right.
[37:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Relax.
[37:52]
Josh Richards
You're. You're right. I know, but I love having a boyfriend. It's so fun. Such a boyfriend girl.
[37:57]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I love having a girlfriend. It's dope. It's super tight.
[37:59]
Josh Richards
It's dope.
[38:00]
Brianna Chicken Fry
As tight as super tight.
[38:03]
Josh Richards
But don't talk about her like that.
[38:06]
Brianna Chicken Fry
What?
[38:06]
Josh Richards
I know, but stop.
[38:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I was talking about the.
[38:08]
Josh Richards
She's my friend sexualizing her.
[38:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I was talking about the love. The love is tight. It's like a saying.
[38:13]
Josh Richards
Yeah, I know. Okay. Okay. So no boyfriends for me, but also. Okay, that's my New Year's resolution. No boyfriends for a month, I think.
[38:21]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think a month. That's not even close to long enough.
[38:24]
Josh Richards
I know.
[38:24]
Brianna Chicken Fry
A couple months, four weeks.
[38:26]
Josh Richards
Okay. All right. Like, this is really hard.
[38:29]
Brianna Chicken Fry
A long time until summer. That's a long time until summer.
[38:34]
Josh Richards
Okay. I can do that. Yep. Okay. Do we want to make bets?
[38:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Yeah, I do, actually. I think there's no way it lasts till summer. I will put all of My ownership of this podcast on that.
[38:46]
Josh Richards
Oh, I'm gonna go with the same thing.
[38:49]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You're not even gonna bet on yourself?
[38:51]
Josh Richards
No, I don't want to. I want a boyfriend. No, I don't. You know what? Actually, no. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna not have a boyfriend until summer.
[38:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Nice. What do you call summer, though?
[39:01]
Josh Richards
June 21st is summer. June 23rd.
[39:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I thought it was 21st. 21st.
[39:06]
Josh Richards
21St.
[39:06]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right.
[39:07]
Josh Richards
June 21st, June 24th. Calendar. Maybe I'll have a secret one. I don't want to tell anyone about them. That doesn't count. That's lying.
[39:13]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, that's lying.
[39:14]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[39:14]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I won't have a good BFF either.
[39:16]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Okay. I won't have a boyfriend until June 21st.
[39:18]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Talking about new Year's, I got beef with New Year's, I think.
[39:22]
Josh Richards
Me, too.
[39:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
What's up with this holiday being whack now? Do you guys remember when New Year's used to be sick and everyone used to wear, like, suits and get dressed up and, like, it was a big thing. And, like, you would go to almost like, a ballroom, and there'd be food there, and you have to buy, like, tickets in advance for this, and it was the coolest thing ever.
[39:41]
Josh Richards
Are you in the royal family? When the. Did you go to a ballroom with food in a tux on New Year's Eve?
[39:46]
Brianna Chicken Fry
This is what everyone does for New Year's Eve. This is what New Year's Eve was all about.
[39:49]
Josh Richards
But you just turned of age. When were you doing this?
[39:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, it's. Families go. That's what I'm saying. It's like a family thing. I'm not going to, like, I don't know, Castle or. It's.
[40:00]
Josh Richards
That's the picture. I was.
[40:01]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's a hotel. It's like the Holiday Inn, if I'm lucky. You know what I mean? Yeah. So Holiday Inn. And you're there and you're dressed up, and it was, like, a huge event. Everybody went out. I feel like now nobody even goes out for New Year's. Yeah, well, there's no energy.
[40:15]
Josh Richards
New Year's has always. But, like, that used to be fun. I know what you're trying to say. Like, it was, like, cool, and there was always events. But don't you think it's always been, like, expectations so high, and it's always low? Like, it's one of those. For me, personally, I feel like New Year's is one of those holidays we're so fudgeing gassed up for it. You're like, I'm gonna kiss my freaking whoever. Whoever my boyfriend is. And then it's just like it falls flat and it's not fun.
[40:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Not for me.
[40:36]
Josh Richards
I hate New Year's.
[40:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I love New Year's. I love the idea of it, but it doesn't, it doesn't happen.
[40:41]
Josh Richards
Like, it's saying it's just like expectations so high. That's why I always come into things with low expectations. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
[40:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Sounds like a terrible way to live life.
[40:49]
Josh Richards
But if you have low expectations, everything's awesome.
[40:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I know, but that's like.
[40:53]
Josh Richards
It's like, oh, this. I'm not going to say, like this, all this is going to suck. I'll be like, not going to be the best night of my life. Then everything's the best night of my life.
[41:00]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I see where you're going. Yeah, I see where you're going with it. I just, I just remember New Year's being such a cool holiday and people just were so about New Year's and now it just seems no one even goes out. No one even sets resolutions anymore. They're like, if I'm going to join a gym, I'll just join a gym. I don't need to have it be like on the New Year. It just.
[41:17]
Josh Richards
There's no, you know what I think it is for it. And you know why I think it's sad getting older. Everything just sucks.
[41:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So you think it's the older we.
[41:25]
Josh Richards
Get, things lose their magic.
[41:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, but it's not like there's little kids out there spreading New Year's magic.
[41:30]
Josh Richards
Yeah, they are spreading New Year's magic. Pots and pans, little kazoos. It's awesome.
[41:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Zero magic from little kids nowadays. Yes. No magical little kids nowadays.
[41:40]
Josh Richards
Yeah, actually, maybe the world has just lost its magic.
[41:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Maybe. Maybe that's what it is. But I don't see kids outside anymore. What's up with that?
[41:47]
Josh Richards
Kids go outside smoking weed in the basement on their iPhones.
[41:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I mean, like 11 year olds. Like, where are they at? Not that I want to know where 11 year olds are at, but you know what? I'm.
[41:59]
Josh Richards
Yeah, I'm always looking for 11 year olds. Like, where are they? Not like that though. Like, I'm just like, where are they? Yeah, yeah.
[42:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, go outside, like play road hockey.
[42:07]
Josh Richards
Shoot some hoops, do something. You know what I mean?
[42:09]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No.
[42:10]
Josh Richards
Like, are there even going to be sports in the next 20 years? Like, we're not going to have any number one draft picks. No one is no one plays anymore. No one's. No one's training hard. No one's trying. There's no grit.
[42:21]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Do you think that maybe because we've stopped trying, we just assume everyone else has?
[42:24]
Josh Richards
Yeah. I fucking hate everything in the world. I'm just such so negative now.
[42:28]
Brianna Chicken Fry
A day it's just on us, isn't it?
[42:29]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Maybe we. New Year's resolution, we'd be more positive and hopeful.
[42:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, yeah.
[42:35]
Josh Richards
Not a whore.
[42:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think people need to start looking at the resolutions more of a healthy way than like a metrics way, you know? I think that's one of the reasons why people have started to hate New Year's is because they always have like set goals of like monetary value or like, I need to get a raise or I need, like, you know, I want to live in a better house or I want like, all their goals always stem from like money or something along those lines. And I think as a society, if we would take New Year's and be more like spiritual man, how can I, how can I build a better relationship with my like, partner? How can I listen more? How can I not raise my voice as much this year? How can I, like, find more a better work life balance where I feel like I am enjoying my Sundays? How can I take a day for myself a week? Like, if we focus on those things more for our New Year's, because if.
[43:24]
Josh Richards
You focus, focus on your inner self, then everything else falls into play. So it's like if you work on you, then the money comes in play, then the jobs and then everything. Yeah, It's a good way to look at it. Jay.
[43:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[43:36]
Josh Richards
What did you do for New Year's?
[43:38]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I went to a dive bar.
[43:40]
Josh Richards
Oh, I like that.
[43:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, yeah. Went down to Waterloo. My buddy Gavin, you know, he's with his girlfriend, an apartment down in Waterloo. Went and checked it out and we went to this bar near their school. It was a good time.
[43:51]
Josh Richards
It was a blast.
[43:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It was a blast. Team Canada was going on. I was also riding a bull, which was sick. They had an electric bull there.
[43:59]
Josh Richards
Oh, I thought you were riding.
[43:59]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Not a real life one. Would have been way cooler. But yeah, I was riding the bull. Went up like four or five times. Ripped around on that.
[44:05]
Josh Richards
Do you feel gay doing that?
[44:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Riding a bull?
[44:08]
Josh Richards
Like, were you going like this?
[44:09]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, no, no. But I watched back, I watched back the video. It was a little.
[44:14]
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah. I always wonder. I'm like, did like straight, like, you.
[44:18]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Know, because I'm like getting on it too, and I'm like saddling it. And I'm, like, gripping it with my legs.
[44:22]
Josh Richards
Yeah. And then you have to put one hand.
[44:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And then one hand's up, and I'm like. And I'm kind of trying to, like, scoot on it.
[44:27]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[44:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You know, and it's like, ah, it's.
[44:28]
Josh Richards
Not a real bull.
[44:29]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's not the straightest thing you could do on New Year's Eve.
[44:34]
Josh Richards
No. I like. I like straight guys being a little more gay nowadays. I think I like it. I think.
[44:38]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think girls like a little. A little splash of gain there.
[44:41]
Josh Richards
Men, I like a little splash.
[44:42]
Brianna Chicken Fry
A little splash?
[44:43]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Like. Or just like. Like, I feel like guys are so scared to be, like, flamboyant in any way.
[44:49]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's how we were raised. I don't like it how we were raised. I mean, there's moments where I'm sitting down in my bed alone and. And my inner voice goes, hey, gay boy, why are you sitting like that? And I'm like, whoa. Like, you know, maybe I'm sitting. Maybe I'm sitting, right? And I'm, like, sitting on my bed or lying on my bed and I'm watching my phone, and I'm like this.
[45:10]
Josh Richards
You kick in your little feet.
[45:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm sitting like this. And then I like, realize, oh, why is my hand on my cheek like that? You know what I mean? Like, I gotta get up. Or, like, if I'm on the couch with my boys and we're all watching something, and all of a sudden I realize, like, I have a blankie on. And, like, my knees kind of, like, are in my chest. And, like, I'm just saying, I'm like, oh, dude, my friend is like a foot away from me. My knee is grazing his.
[45:32]
Josh Richards
Your friend is sitting like this, like, mad straight.
[45:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
He kind of, like, looked over at me and goes like this, right? I'm like, this is you on the floor, dude. But, you know, I think. I think that's not a good thing. I think we gotta just.
[45:45]
Josh Richards
It's an awful thing.
[45:46]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's an awful thing. It's awful, awful thing.
[45:48]
Josh Richards
Because girls don't even like that. Like, girls are like, I like when a guy's a little. A little twang to him.
[45:53]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's also like, what you act is so tough for.
[45:55]
Josh Richards
Why are you scared of gay people? Yeah, why?
[45:57]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's weird.
[45:58]
Josh Richards
Weird. That's bad.
[45:59]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You think you can't beat up a gay dude. Yeah.
[46:03]
Josh Richards
You don't you want to beat up a gay dude?
[46:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, no, I was just. I was like a Straight mentality. Right? Like, a straight mentality would be like, why would you even be scared of gay? Because you got it. If you just stay silent, then it seems like I'm saying something bad.
[46:20]
Josh Richards
I know, but it feels like you kind of are saying, no, I'm not.
[46:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm not. Josh, saying this. I. I'm playing a character right now.
[46:25]
Josh Richards
Oh, okay.
[46:26]
Brianna Chicken Fry
This is like a frat, dude, you know, like, think.
[46:29]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[46:29]
Brianna Chicken Fry
If you don't say anything when I make an inappropriate comment, it sounds way more inappropriate.
[46:34]
Josh Richards
I know. It's fun.
[46:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You have to say something.
[46:36]
Josh Richards
Okay, well, I.
[46:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
People are going to hate me.
[46:38]
Josh Richards
I was. Oh, it's really pretty outside. I was thinking that you were making a bad comment.
[46:41]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, no, no.
[46:42]
Josh Richards
It's like, I get what you were trying to say. Straight guys are like, oh, it was a miss joke.
[46:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It was missed. It was missed. It doesn't matter.
[46:49]
Josh Richards
You got stranded.
[46:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I did.
[46:51]
Josh Richards
So Josh gets stranded without gas, has to walk three miles to go fill up a gas container when he's hungover on New Year's. I have a lot of questions about it. Do we want to watch the video?
[46:59]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, we can watch the video. Put a figure down. If you ever woke up hungover as balls on New Year's Eve, had to drive two hours to get home, realize, oh, no, I'm running out of gas. Let me pull off the highway. Wait, I can't for seven miles, finally get off the highway, pull into the gas station, perfectly executed car literally backfires as a next to the tank. Boom. Gas station closed. All pumps are closed. Now you gotta walk three miles, go get a canister, fill it up with gas so you can go walk three miles back to your car, fill up the car, then drive back to that gas station you just walked three miles to. To continue to fill up the car. To finish off your hour and a half drive, you have left fingers down.
[47:36]
Josh Richards
Why didn't you Uber?
[47:38]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right?
[47:39]
Josh Richards
Did you Uber and this was just for content?
[47:41]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, I didn't Uber. And you know what's funny? Funny is like, it didn't even cross my mind. I was in Canada. I felt like, Uber isn't even there yet, dude. I went like, I know even think.
[47:53]
Josh Richards
Like, oh, my God, let me Uber.
[47:55]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Sometimes when I go back to Canada, I feel like I'm from Coburg, right? Which is like a small town outside of Toronto, and I just think, that's all of Canada. Sometimes I just think the whole country is like that, right? So it's small town. You don't got Uber. You got One taxi for the entire town. So I was like, damn, bruh, what are the odds I'm going to get the one taxi out here to bring me to the gas station right now? Might as well just start walking. So I just started walking.
[48:19]
Josh Richards
How was the walk?
[48:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It wasn't even that I was cold.
[48:22]
Josh Richards
You were solo?
[48:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I was solo. Solo dolo. But I completed the mission. It was crazy. I was driving and I was in the express lane on the 401. And on that highway, like the express lane, you can't turn off at any moment, right? Like, you're on the highway. Yeah, I'm on the highway. And I realized, like, oh, I'm really empty. Not even like, kind of empty. Like 0km left is what my thing is. Like, I gotta go get some gas. And it's probably been on zero for a little bit. So I'm kind of getting stressed out. Pulling all the way over to the far lane. But again, like, in this express lane, you can't exit the highway. You're in the middle of the highway and there's two lanes on both sides. And this is just like a lane that you can go way quicker if you don't have to turn off for like 20, 30 miles. So I'm in that lane 20, 30 miles, stressing my balls off. Eventually get off the highway. I get to the light in front of the gas station. How much.
[49:18]
Josh Richards
I was a boy, so I could say that. Stressing my balls off.
[49:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You can still say it.
[49:21]
Josh Richards
Oh, okay.
[49:22]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'll give you the balls pass.
[49:23]
Josh Richards
Okay, cool. Keep going. Sorry. I just always wanted to say, yeah.
[49:25]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You got the balls pass as far as I'm concerned.
[49:27]
Josh Richards
Okay, cool.
[49:28]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Can I get the. The C pass?
[49:30]
Josh Richards
I don't like that word, so. That was so scary. I hated that so much. I'm sweating. I'm like. It's like going to be ingrained in my. In my dreams, of my nightmares. I don't like when people use that word to call a vagina that.
[49:49]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, I don't either, though.
[49:50]
Josh Richards
But you just said it so much.
[49:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, but I was just saying the word. I wasn't. I wasn't referring to your vagina. I was just yelling the word like. To me, it's more of like I. Oh, I stubbed my toe. Ah, c. You know? Yeah, that's kind of like more of how I think about it.
[50:03]
Josh Richards
Okay. Yeah.
[50:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Where were we? Oh, I pulled up to the light, right? And I'm sitting there and it turns green. I can see the gas station. It's right there. It's pretty much the turn right after the light to go in. Car won't go. Car won't move. I'm stuck at the light. There's people behind me.
[50:20]
Josh Richards
Oh, I was. I would get out of my car and run away.
[50:21]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm hitting the gas. Nothing is happening. Like, super stressed out. I hit the gas kind of one more time and it just kind of goes like. And like the car just kind of rolls forward like a foot. And so I'm. I keep like pushing down on the gas and eventually I just get some fumes. Some fumes must work their way into the engine and just. And it pushed me enough forward that I just used that to coast. Turned into the gas station, got right beside the pump, and I was like, hell, yeah. And then like I said in the video, all the pumps are closed. Had to go walk. It was super.
[50:52]
Josh Richards
That's like when it rains and pores. That's.
[50:54]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[50:54]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Well, I'm glad you made it home.
[50:57]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Me too. And it made a great video.
[50:59]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Great video.
[50:59]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Great video. Way to start off 2025. It was on New Year's. I said New Year's Eve. I was hungover when I was making it, so.
[51:05]
Josh Richards
Yeah. So he doesn't drink anymore.
[51:06]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yep. That's why I had to stop. Literally, right there.
[51:09]
Josh Richards
What do we got next on our. We talked a lot of BFFs corner without. But we have some stuff on the sheet. Do you want to read our next topic?
[51:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Yeah. Zach, new girlfriend. In his video announced in the podcast, the girl driving is allegedly his new girlfriend. The girl met Brianna and Zach September 3, 2023. Writing in her Facebook post, the coolest thing happened tonight. Met my literal icon, Zach, Brian and Briana Chicken fry. Been listening to Zach since my freshman year. If anyone knows me, they know this is a huge deal. We'll never live this down, by the way. So that was her post.
[51:40]
Josh Richards
Wow. It's cute.
[51:41]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Do you remember meeting this girl?
[51:43]
Josh Richards
Yeah, I remember. They were so. They were super nice. Run.
[51:46]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Which one is.
[51:47]
Josh Richards
Which one was the one three miles in Canada run? I'm not really sure which one.
[51:54]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, the one with the hat on in the background. That's one I would have guessed.
[51:57]
Josh Richards
Mm.
[51:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I would have guessed that one.
[51:59]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[52:01]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right, after this, a girl with a username Brooke Bellender posted a tick tock with videos of Jack, Zach's dog, text from Zach, pictures with him, etc, saying when it comes out that ZB has a new girlfriend. But you thought that role had already been filled.
[52:16]
Josh Richards
Same proof, timeline, screenshots. Everything. Girls, I tried to warn you. He's probably has 15 girlfriends run fast. Like I said, far. Oh, my God. Beware. I feel. I. Like, I. Seriously, I did all that to warn girls about people like this?
[52:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I just.
[52:36]
Josh Richards
I feel bad for them because I'm sure he's there. He's telling them the same of like, you're my own one and only. Like, I love you, baby. And then one and only, and then it comes out. But I don't know. Who knows? Maybe he's just around. Maybe they just got a little bit attached.
[52:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Could just be a hookup, I guess. Yeah. So we talked about this a little bit with the lie detector.
[52:53]
Josh Richards
Oh.
[52:54]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Little hot Vermont guys. What people? Oh, no. Oh, no.
[52:58]
Josh Richards
This is on the sheet?
[52:59]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, it's on the sheet. You were in Vermont. Looks like you got a little cuddly. Looks like you got a little warm or something.
[53:05]
Josh Richards
Just a little cuddly. This is my. This is my friend.
[53:09]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, good of friends.
[53:11]
Josh Richards
Great friend.
[53:13]
Brianna Chicken Fry
But, like, not great enough where you already lost your resolution bet that we made like an hour ago, right?
[53:18]
Josh Richards
What. What was that?
[53:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Not to have a boyfriend.
[53:21]
Josh Richards
Oh, not my. No, not my boyfriend.
[53:22]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Not your boyfriend.
[53:22]
Josh Richards
Not my boyfriend. Yeah, everyone thinks I have a boyfriend. I guess it kind of looks like we're dating because we're so adorable. Best friends, but.
[53:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And now is it the same guy that you are exchanging saliva with that you are as well, holding his face? Or is those two.
[53:36]
Josh Richards
Yes, those are the same people.
[53:38]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Same people. Same people.
[53:39]
Josh Richards
Same.
[53:39]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay, all right.
[53:40]
Josh Richards
Same person. But no, no boyfriend. And I'm not gonna have a boyfriend until June 21st.
[53:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I like the sweater vest move.
[53:45]
Josh Richards
Yeah, he's a cutie pie.
[53:46]
Brianna Chicken Fry
The sweater vest is such a good move.
[53:48]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Everyone actually in this picture thought that was my ex, Nick. Yeah.
[53:54]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And how's it going with Nick? Didn't you guys kind of rekindle a little bit?
[53:57]
Josh Richards
We did. I never really even talked about that.
[53:59]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, you didn't.
[54:00]
Josh Richards
Much. He's actually coming to New York when I go back to New York. Not to see me, but he's gonna be there, so we're gonna get coffee. We're friends again.
[54:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
This is code for sex.
[54:09]
Josh Richards
No sex. No sex. Gross.
[54:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Coffee is code for sex, right?
[54:12]
Josh Richards
No, we're gonna. We're gonna give each other a hug and catch up.
[54:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
A hug with no clothes on?
[54:17]
Josh Richards
No. I thought you were supposed to support me.
[54:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I am. I am. I am supporting you. I just like to make jokes.
[54:24]
Josh Richards
A hug with clothes on and it. There will be a chaperone really? Yeah.
[54:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Who? My aunt is gonna hang out with the two of you the whole time?
[54:35]
Josh Richards
Well, we're just literally gonna get a cup of coffee. Like, we're not gonna, like, hang out the whole time.
[54:39]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I guess that's a good point. All right, well, have fun getting coffee with the aunt and Nick.
[54:44]
Josh Richards
Thanks. I'll update you guys. And there will be no hugging without clothes on.
[54:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, we'll see.
[54:49]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[54:49]
Brianna Chicken Fry
We never know where coffee could lead.
[54:51]
Josh Richards
Especially if it's an Irish coffee. Well, that's BFFs corner.
[54:55]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's BFFs corner. Thats the first one.
[54:57]
Josh Richards
That's our first BFFs corner back.
[54:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I like it. I feel like I want to. I want to treat this BFFs corner more like how the first 50% of this BFFs corner was than the last 50, where it's just us chat.
[55:08]
Josh Richards
Me, too.
[55:08]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think it's way more funny. I enjoy it way more. And I think the rant is just better.
[55:13]
Josh Richards
And that's what we always wanted to do. Like, whenever you would come on Plan Brie and we would just go back, it was the best, and it was everyone's favorite episodes.
[55:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. And Dave just doesn't do the rant, so.
[55:22]
Josh Richards
No. Now we get to chat. We get to yap.
[55:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. I like this.
[55:24]
Josh Richards
This is going to be a yapper pod, and there's going to be some fun segments mixed in. And we actually have a fun segment coming up right now involving you guys. We have voicemails, so should we get into it?
[55:34]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, let's do it.
[55:35]
Josh Richards
We asked you guys to send in some videos, and we're going to watch them, and we have no idea what you guys are saying. We had our production pick these out, and we're going to answer advice. I don't know what we're going to be answering.
[55:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay.
[55:45]
Josh Richards
Okay. We have our first video. Hey, guys, I just had a quick question. I was wondering if you could rank these dogs from least to Most cute. Buddy, Ms. Peaches, Boston and Pete the Beagle. Thanks.
[55:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Rate the dogs from most to least cute.
[56:01]
Josh Richards
Well, obviously, we're gonna put our own.
[56:02]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All our own dogs first, right? Yeah, that's a given.
[56:05]
Josh Richards
That's a given.
[56:06]
Brianna Chicken Fry
But if we're not being biased, it's clearly buddy, Right?
[56:09]
Josh Richards
If we're. Yeah, if we're not being biased, it's clearly Boston. Well, so if you guys met Boston.
[56:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. What color eyes is Boston have?
[56:17]
Josh Richards
She has yellow eyes. She does.
[56:19]
Brianna Chicken Fry
She doesn't.
[56:19]
Josh Richards
Yeah, she does.
[56:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, she does.
[56:21]
Josh Richards
What The. No, she does not have brown. She has. She has human eyes, and they're beautiful, and they're gorgeous. And I look into them, and I'm like, oh, my God. You're a human girl. You're perfect.
[56:29]
Brianna Chicken Fry
They blew like the ocean.
[56:30]
Josh Richards
That's so basic in a dog.
[56:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, it's not even basic in a human husky.
[56:37]
Josh Richards
Mine is unique. No labs have yellow eyes that Boston has.
[56:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
How many brown huskies you seen?
[56:42]
Josh Richards
Literally none.
[56:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
None.
[56:44]
Josh Richards
Toy me.
[56:45]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, you haven't.
[56:46]
Josh Richards
I don't look. I don't look at other dogs.
[56:48]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Siberian Husky. One of the only purebred dogs left in the world. True purebred. Because most purebreds aren't even purebred, Definitely.
[56:56]
Josh Richards
Okay. I would put Buddy second.
[56:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Well, it's just not like if we're, like. Right, like, look, Ms. Peaches is really cute. Pete the Beagles Q. Boston's cute, but there's, like, a difference between, like, the girl next door and Adriana Lima. You know what I'm saying? And Buddy is Adriana Lima. So it's just.
[57:18]
Josh Richards
You're just hot.
[57:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, my dog is hot as fuck. Dude. My dog's hot.
[57:25]
Josh Richards
I don't know about it.
[57:26]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You don't know if my dog's hot?
[57:27]
Josh Richards
I don't know if I like it that you're saying that.
[57:29]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Are you saying that you wouldn't call your, like, male dog handsome?
[57:34]
Josh Richards
He's handsome, yeah. And you.
[57:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Handsome and hot is the same. It's a girl version.
[57:38]
Josh Richards
It's not. Hot is like, I want to fuck. Like, Buddy is pretty.
[57:42]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, she's beautiful.
[57:44]
Josh Richards
Beautiful is better hot.
[57:45]
Brianna Chicken Fry
She's also hot.
[57:46]
Josh Richards
I don't think you should call dogs hot.
[57:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Nah, she's hot because she's got, like, a sass to her.
[57:50]
Josh Richards
Okay, Are you sure you want to go with that?
[57:53]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm gonna leave it in.
[57:54]
Josh Richards
You're gonna leave it? No, I mean, we're leaving it in, but you're sure you want to end with that? She's hot, not beautiful or gorgeous, maybe.
[58:01]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, I'm going to end with that. I like that.
[58:04]
Josh Richards
So Buddy's your number one. Who's your number two?
[58:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Gosh, I. I haven't seen Pete the Beagle in person. I think I've only seen maybe. I don't even know if I've met Ms. Peaches in person.
[58:15]
Josh Richards
You met Boston, So I met Boston, and I.
[58:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
God, it's hard. That's so tough. I feel like this is an evil question. This is a super evil question.
[58:28]
Josh Richards
I mean, they're all like. Like, 0.5 away cuteness.
[58:31]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[58:31]
Josh Richards
From each other.
[58:32]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And they're just different types of cute. Like Peaches is like a different type of cute than Boston and Buddy are. Because I'd put them in the same type of cute. Yeah, they're like, they're like good looking dogs. They've all. They're always good looking dogs. Those type of dogs, though. And then Ms. Peaches, it's just like she's like, oh, it's her personality that makes her and, and how she looks. But like, you know, it's just something about Ms. Peaches that she has that little stardom to her. And I haven't seen enough of Pete the Beagle. That's the only reason why I put Pete the Beagle last.
[59:00]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[59:00]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I just haven't seen enough videos. I only saw the wallet getting torn up during Christmas, which was hilarious. But yeah. So I go, Buddy.
[59:10]
Josh Richards
It'S okay.
[59:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Buddy, Boss. And Peaches, Pete, Pete. And that might just be because breeze right beside me.
[59:20]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Because I'm gonna go Boston, Peaches, Buddy.
[59:24]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Changing Pete, Buddy, Peaches, Pete the Beagle.
[59:28]
Josh Richards
No, that's not true though. That's not true. All right. Okay. So, yeah, that was like hard actually.
[59:34]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I feel like all the other questions that probably should be harder questions will be easier than that question.
[59:40]
Josh Richards
All right, who do we got next? Hi, I'm Charlie and I know you guys have been getting a lot of hate online. How do you feel about going into the this new year and this new chapter of BFFs?
[59:49]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right, Charlie. I've not been getting a lot of hate online. All right, so you guys winner send that over that way. Yeah, I mean, you can answer that question and then I'll give you answer.
[60:01]
Josh Richards
I feel good. I feel like this is a good year and it's like now we get to weed out the weak.
[60:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[60:06]
Josh Richards
Weed out the, the weirdos.
[60:08]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Gets worse before it gets better, right?
[60:09]
Josh Richards
Yeah, I mean, I'm having a blast.
[60:12]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's good. That's all that matters.
[60:13]
Josh Richards
That's all that matters.
[60:14]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's all that matters.
[60:14]
Josh Richards
I'm actually really excited for this new year.
[60:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm too.
[60:16]
Josh Richards
And this podcast. I'm. I'm excited about new BFFs.
[60:19]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think it's going to be a really fun direction. I think it allows us to develop ourselves more.
[60:23]
Josh Richards
I do too.
[60:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And you know, really show people like what we can do. When it's just us even like sitting.
[60:27]
Josh Richards
Down right now, I'm like, this is fun.
[60:28]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. So I Hope people give it a good chance before they just like to give up.
[60:34]
Josh Richards
And we're also very aware it's going to take before we even started doing this. Like, when Dave told us he was leaving months ago, we were like, preparing. We're like, we have to give it a couple months before all the people saying sucks without Dave.
[60:46]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, yeah, we know what to expect. Yeah, we know what to expect. And we know it's going to take a while, like, for the new cadence of the show to be discovered as well. Right. Like, so I'm excited. I'm really excited.
[60:57]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[60:57]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Shout out Charlie. Joey Fats, first time video sender, longtime podcast listener. Brianna. I love you, Josh. I don't know much about you, but you're pretty cool. Anyway, what do you think the biggest story of 2024 was? Was it Diddy? Was it Brianna's breakup? Was it Trump winning the election? Like, what's the biggest story of 2024? To piggyback, what's the biggest story of 25 gonna be? Is there some, like, breakout actress, actress, actor, music star that is going to have a massive year by great success or a huge downfall?
[61:40]
Josh Richards
I don't want to be. I'm wrapped in with Diddy and Trump.
[61:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I First time video maker. Legend.
[61:46]
Josh Richards
Legend.
[61:48]
Brianna Chicken Fry
First time video unreal. First video you've ever taken.
[61:51]
Josh Richards
Joey Fats is the king.
[61:53]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Joey Fats. Hey, man, if you're a long time listener, though, do a little research, you know what I'm saying? Like, do a little research. You don't know nothing about me.
[62:02]
Josh Richards
June 21st, first with this guy. This guy's awesome.
[62:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, he is cool. He is cool.
[62:06]
Josh Richards
So, I mean, the biggest story, Diddy, meet my breakup and did he definitely.
[62:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Is bigger than your breakup.
[62:12]
Josh Richards
I'm saying, why am I lumped in with those things? It's crazy, but it's sad that I even am lumped in with those things. Yeah, it's kind of impressive because it's like, why the is my breakup in, like all the drama, the biggest stories ever when there's so much more important going on in the world?
[62:26]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that Luigi fella.
[62:28]
Josh Richards
Exactly. I'm getting more media coverage than him on Tick Tock. It's crazy.
[62:32]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So what do you think is the biggest story then?
[62:34]
Josh Richards
Diddy stuff.
[62:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think it's got to be Diddy and it's right. Did he and because that hasn't even. We haven't even seen the end of it. Yeah, it's gonna keep coming in kind.
[62:41]
Josh Richards
Of just the beginning.
[62:42]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, we Saw the Jay Z stuff roll around. It's gonna get. And then it's. I think the diddy. No doubt, 2025.
[62:49]
Josh Richards
He said, who do we think there's gonna be like a big breakout or a downfall. I mean, Doshi's already getting super big, but I feel like she's gonna be the queen of the world.
[62:57]
Brianna Chicken Fry
The rapper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen a couple of her things.
[63:01]
Josh Richards
Lola Young too.
[63:03]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And the emotion she gives.
[63:05]
Josh Richards
Dude, have you seen her new music video?
[63:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I don't know if I've watched the music video. I think I was watching like the performances she was giving. Right? Where she's got like the two people beside her and they're doing with the braids.
[63:14]
Josh Richards
That's sick.
[63:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So cool.
[63:15]
Josh Richards
But her new music video is the coolest thing in the whole entire world. You got to check it out. She's like, she's the new girl.
[63:21]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think she. I think she's been around for a.
[63:23]
Josh Richards
Bit, but she's the new girl.
[63:24]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think she's somebody that definitely could have a huge 2025. But I think like he's saying, like, do you think there's gonna be one like a blow up or there's gonna be both?
[63:32]
Josh Richards
Who do we think's downfall? I don't want to pray on anyone's downfall.
[63:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Me neither.
[63:36]
Josh Richards
Do I know I have a few that I would like to pray on.
[63:39]
Brianna Chicken Fry
But you know what? I gotta get better at hating on people.
[63:43]
Josh Richards
Me too.
[63:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, I'm so bad at it.
[63:45]
Josh Richards
I know.
[63:45]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, I'm so scared for a moment in like, you know, my day to day.
[63:49]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[63:49]
Brianna Chicken Fry
But I don't retain that hatred. I'm not a very good hatred retainer.
[63:53]
Josh Richards
Me either. Because then I feel bad because I know how it feels.
[63:56]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Well, it's not that I feel bad. I'm not remorseful either. It's more of like, I just could care less. So I move on. And then I don't remember to bring it up on the podcast in these great moments when I could be. And then I'll like be on my drive home and I'll be like, do you want. Do you want to chill that person?
[64:12]
Josh Richards
Do you want Kendrick to have a downfall?
[64:14]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No.
[64:15]
Josh Richards
Oh, okay.
[64:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, I don't think I. I don't.
[64:17]
Josh Richards
Know if you like so side with Drake.
[64:19]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, no, no. I think I was great for music. That's where I always was with. I was just like, this is sick to get to listen to every day. You know, I'm not like, yo, I don't know Drake. You Know, if I knew Drake and we were homies like that, I would definitely say yes.
[64:33]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[64:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Because a ride for the guys.
[64:34]
Josh Richards
Yeah. I don't have anyone's downfall I'm really praying on, but.
[64:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
But I think you. You hit the nail on the head with who's going to blow up. Yeah, I think that's.
[64:40]
Josh Richards
Yeah. All right, thanks. Thanks. Joey, Joey. Fat Joey.
[64:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Fats.
[64:44]
Josh Richards
Joey. Fats. Oh, my God, this is awesome.
[64:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Hey, guys, Austin here, former BFS Pro, producer, showrunner, mind behind the mind a lot of people call the fourth bff. I would never say that, but a lot of people say that about me, so who am I to tell them what to say? But I was. I just wanted to leave a message. Well, no, I was forced to leave a message by the current BFS producers who told me that I needed to leave a message and that it needed to be funny, which seemed very demanding and actually, like, a lot, lot of pressure. But I guess my question is there's been a lot of talk about Dave's leaving and, oh, Dave's the backbone of the show. Or, oh, I won't watch without Dave. Or Dave's what makes BFFs. And, you know, to me, all that talk seems very unfair because there's not really a lot of talk about, you know, me leaving. I mean, I've been seeing, you know, my DMs kind of been blowing up with people, but being like, oh, my God, you're like the funniest, best producer, super humble and handsome and good at your job and amazing pulse of the people, social media wizard, editing genius. Like, these are just things that people have been saying to me. So I guess my question is, how are you planning on surviving without the world's best producer? I'll hang up and listen, man.
[66:07]
Josh Richards
Austin.
[66:08]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I mean, I.
[66:09]
Josh Richards
He's never talked that much on BFS are the most words ever.
[66:14]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Gosh. How do we continue?
[66:18]
Josh Richards
Well, now we have Peyton, which. What? How do you feel about Peyton?
[66:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I don't know. Payton was kind of pissed me off this today. I had to yell at her a couple times. First of all, she just, like, left the room when we were getting started to go. I don't know where she was going.
[66:31]
Josh Richards
It's an all girl team. It's an all girl team.
[66:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's why it took so long. It took so long because there were just girls here doing this shit. They were like, whoa, what are these too? It was wild, dude. It was wild.
[66:42]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[66:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right.
[66:43]
Josh Richards
Wow.
[66:45]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's all right. I yelled at him. I Put him in their place. So that's how we're doing it, Austin. That's how we're doing it.
[66:50]
Josh Richards
Yeah, we're. Yeah, yeah. Josh is just gonna scream at the women, and then everything will be okay. So pretty much it's just the last year of my life is what this year of my life is gonna be.
[66:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, they. Yeah, it's gonna continue to be the same.
[67:01]
Josh Richards
Wow. Okay. Thank you.
[67:02]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yelling. Dominant man in your life.
[67:04]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Alpha male.
[67:06]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, my God, he looks so burnt.
[67:11]
Josh Richards
He does look burnt.
[67:12]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Hey, new and improved BFFs. Just stressing out here. I have a question for you guys. I know you're doing this new, like, video voicemail segment, so do you think you're gonna be able to get guests now, like, platypus or octopus guy who were too scared to come on because they thought I was a jerk? And you guys are the two nicey nicest some more guests? Is that gonna happen? Yes. 100.
[67:35]
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.
[67:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I mean, there were a lot of times where people, like, I would ask people to come on, and they were like, I would, but for you.
[67:44]
Josh Richards
Yeah, but I don't want to do the Dave interrogation.
[67:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. I can't do the Dave thing. He gets me nervous. And I think that was unfairly, like, I don't know. I just. I don't think he was as bad as people really thought he.
[67:57]
Josh Richards
I would want to come on to be, like, questioned by Dave, because I.
[68:01]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Think if you can handle it, you get way more respect.
[68:03]
Josh Richards
I agree. Yeah.
[68:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You know what I'm saying?
[68:05]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[68:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So.
[68:06]
Josh Richards
But also, when we have guests on now, it's not an interrogation or, like, headlines, like, we just want to have conversations with them.
[68:12]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. I think that's where we want to go more now is. Is let's play this, like, conversation game. Maybe if we have to interrogate somebody, we'll bring in our head interrogator.
[68:20]
Josh Richards
Yeah. If there needs to be an interrogation, that's when Dave can come back.
[68:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Needs to happen. And it's like, hey, yeah, there can't be no, you know, mincing of words.
[68:28]
Josh Richards
Yeah, exactly. But we thought the first one back should be us, too.
[68:31]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[68:31]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Thanks, Dave.
[68:32]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Thank you, Dave.
[68:33]
Josh Richards
He really does look burnt.
[68:34]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. He's got to get some aloe vera.
[68:36]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Jesus.
[68:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Send him some.
[68:38]
Josh Richards
All right, well, that's our. That's our voicemail segment. I like that. So every week they can send in voicemails, and it can be any questions you want. If you need advice with anything, like, we might come up with topics of the week, people to send stuff on. But yeah, I like talking, I like seeing faces.
[68:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Me too. I think it's going to get fun to start watching these videos cuz I feel like people are going to end up getting creative.
[68:56]
Josh Richards
Yeah. And you can get crazy.
[68:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
People are going to probably get crazy. And people are also going to start probably doing some pretty fun things, I think.
[69:03]
Josh Richards
Or maybe we can even do story times. Like people's story times.
[69:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. I'm just excited to see what people.
[69:07]
Josh Richards
Start sending in and I like interacting with people like that. Listen, I like to see faces.
[69:11]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. And I think this could be used to meme us quite a bit as well.
[69:14]
Josh Richards
Oh yeah.
[69:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
There's going to be a lot of times where I think people are almost like sending in meme videos like you're about to ask a question. It's going to cut to something.
[69:20]
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah. You can on us. You can do whatever you want.
[69:22]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Whatever.
[69:22]
Josh Richards
We're open to everything.
[69:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's for the entertainment of the viewers and listeners.
[69:26]
Josh Richards
Yeah. You know what we're really open to is my Reddit page.
[69:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, well, we're about to be open to it.
[69:32]
Josh Richards
We're about to be open to it.
[69:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I haven't done my like Reddit deep dive of you, but I hear it's, it's a. Yeah, it's a scary place.
[69:41]
Josh Richards
It's a scary place. Okay, so where do I want to begin with this? I might go on a little bit of a. A rant. Okay, so my Reddit snark page, this is, it's R slash Brianna chicken fry fry snark. This is, I love that profile picture. So my Reddit page has what, 30,000 members and the rules of it. So the rules are you cannot say anything nice. You can't like combat someone saying something mean. You can't put any like critical thinking. You can't. If you say anything that challenges one of their posts, you get kicked out of Reddit. You can't, like, you can't. So it's just like a, it's a shitstorm cycle of just like people repeating themselves. And if you say anything positive or against what they think, then you can't, you can't battle it. So it's a one sided conversation in this Reddit, which I think is funny and it honestly is really funny. And this Reddit is so crazy where a lot of influencers get their Reddits taken down. They want to like, get their Reddits taken down. I want to make mine blow up even more. I want to Talk about it. I want to look at the Reddit because I'm like, regardless, people are going to talk shit. Now this can be a sponsored segment on our podcast where I get paid from people saying mean things about me. So I'm like, okay, keep, let's keep the content flowing. You're giving me more to talk about. It's awesome. And also I want to invite. This is an invitation to my Reddit haters to come on the podcast, have a two sided conversation. I would like to debate with you about everything that you come up with. I would like to, for you to show your face. Yeah. You can be a moderator. You could step out of the room, whatever you want. You can come on zoom, you can come in person. You don't even need to show your face because you're a pussy and I know you never would, but I would give you the opportunity. Our email is bffsbarstoolsports.com if you would like to come on and actually have a two sided conversation where we can debate things. Would love that. Would love to have one of you losers each week on for this segment. I think it would be great. I'm sure you never would, but a two sided conversation is a lot better. Better than a one sided conversation. So that's what I would like to propose.
[71:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, we'll see.
[71:44]
Josh Richards
It's like, it's actually awesome. And I think you're gonna be on it a lot more now.
[71:49]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, like they're gonna hate on me now. Yeah, they're gonna obviously, dude. I'm gonna start agreeing with them. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get on their side. I'm gonna have a strong community. Heavy.
[72:03]
Josh Richards
You should, you should get on there and they'll try to have to decipher who you are and you should just be in there and like start conversations.
[72:09]
Brianna Chicken Fry
And then I'll start, I'll start maybe trying to start conversations and see if my thing ever comes up in the Reddit. I won't like reveal, don't tell me who you are. Yeah, but I also won't post anything that's like, you know, obviously personal stuff.
[72:21]
Josh Richards
Well, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, you're not insider information.
[72:24]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, I'm still your friend. Depends how good this community treats me. But I'm still your friend.
[72:28]
Josh Richards
All right, let's get into it.
[72:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Tacky and ugly is our new BFF's logo.
[72:33]
Josh Richards
I kind of agree, but wasn't that kind of the point?
[72:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I mean, I think it was just like, let's just make it look a little Bit different.
[72:41]
Josh Richards
We just, like, changed the colors. Yeah, I mean, like, change the.
[72:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Like, we can get a new logo again. I'm easily convinced.
[72:49]
Josh Richards
I mean, that's like the least of our worries is the logo.
[72:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's not a big deal. Yeah, it's not a big deal. It still. It still hurts a little because, like, I want it to be nice. Nice. But.
[72:57]
Josh Richards
Well, then, yeah, maybe we'll listen to.
[72:59]
Brianna Chicken Fry
The Redditors about suggestion.
[73:00]
Josh Richards
Yeah, guys, suggest maybe we could become a fun community. Ugly as. Oh, it looks like it should be on a cereal box.
[73:13]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I would eat that cereal. At least they'd eat the cereal.
[73:15]
Josh Richards
I would eat that cereal, too. And I love cereal.
[73:18]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Cereal's bomb. I with milk.
[73:19]
Josh Richards
Cereal is like the. What you do love milk and I love cereal. And America loves cereal.
[73:24]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Who doesn't like cereal?
[73:26]
Josh Richards
So maybe it's good.
[73:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Cereal is great. Did you guys get sugary cereal when.
[73:29]
Josh Richards
You were a kid?
[73:29]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Captain Crunch, man, I didn't get nothing, dude. I got, like, Raisin Bran. That was my sugar cereal. Or I got cheerios. We 1. We got to honey Nut eventually. I was able to get Honey Nut. Cheers. I was tight, you know? Or it would be like Rice Krispies, and if it was a Sunday, maybe they'd sprinkle a little bit of sugar on my Rice Krispies.
[73:50]
Josh Richards
Oh, you lived in an almond house.
[73:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I lived in an almond house. Pretty much. Yeah. It was. All right, let's go. Let's go. I can't think about it too much. No captions needed. Do I have to read this whole big thing? What am I reading here so that.
[74:09]
Josh Richards
He can read that? I sent this in my group chat.
[74:12]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Popular opinion. If you're a fan of Brianna Chicken Fry, maybe stop cheering her on for being drunk 24. 7. Okay, maybe.
[74:20]
Josh Richards
Wait, start over.
[74:26]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay, let me collect myself. If you're a fan of Brianna Chicken Fry, maybe stop cheering her for being drunk 24. 7 and start encouraging her to take a step back. It's not funny anymore. It's sad. You can see it all over her face and energy. She's struggling and pretending she's fine isn't helping. Being fun doesn't mean self destruction. Someone needs to stop cheering her on and actually help her gambling problem.
[74:50]
Josh Richards
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[75:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Man, someone needs to take that drink away.
[75:23]
Josh Richards
That's so. Like, I, like, went out. I was, like, out with my family this weekend, and someone was taking shots for me for their birthday. And I'm like, scrolling tick tock, that looks like me. And I see that and I'm just crying. I'm sitting in my group chat. I'm like, guys, do we all need help? And then I open the comments and all the comments are just like, man, I been there. It's all the Adderall and blow keeping her awake. Like, I'm. Like, everyone thinks I'm a cokehead, that I'm addicted to Adderall and that I drink all day, every day.
[75:51]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, it's crazy that they're all right.
[75:56]
Josh Richards
I wanted to start running with it. I want to just be like, where's the bag?
[76:00]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Maybe you have to show them what you would look like when you would actually be there so then they can see the difference.
[76:06]
Josh Richards
I know if they. I mean, man, if I was doing. I hadn't done Adderall since, like, I've talked about it on Plan Brie before when I was addicted to Adderall in college. Like, if they. They would know if I was addicted to Adderall. I just have add. We were talking about this before the pod, and we're like, we need to get diagnosed. Diagnosed?
[76:21]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, like, go get a prescription or something.
[76:23]
Josh Richards
Yeah, but I don't know if that's good, but this is good. I like this. I like this angle.
[76:26]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think this is funny. I think this is a funny post.
[76:28]
Josh Richards
I think it kind of cracked.
[76:29]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think you know where you're at.
[76:31]
Josh Richards
I mean, it's just, like, you're not worried, then It's.
[76:34]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's all right. I'm a little worried.
[76:36]
Josh Richards
What are you worried about?
[76:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Well, maybe you need to stop drinking so much, Josh.
[76:39]
Josh Richards
You can't. No, you can't feed into this.
[76:41]
Brianna Chicken Fry
What do you mean? This is my community. I have already decided who this is.
[76:46]
Josh Richards
Your post.
[76:47]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, yeah, this is Josh the gunder, the stairs. That's me. That's my user. Okay, but, yeah, no, I. I already just picked the side that I'm going to pick.
[77:00]
Josh Richards
Right.
[77:01]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Someone please take her phone away. Trust me, sweetie. Zach does not care. What time is it? Shirtless men on my tv o'clock I think, yes.
[77:11]
Josh Richards
She truly is your divorced boomer alcoholic.
[77:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's. It's so spot on.
[77:17]
Josh Richards
It's crazy. Her life revolves around her crushes and sexualizing men. What is sad Existence. That's awesome. It literally does. Literally. My life literally revolves around my crushes. I don't know about sexualizing men, but, yeah, I guess so.
[77:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So what are you talking about? Shirtless men. You're going to.
[77:39]
Josh Richards
Oh, no. I was watching Gladiator 2.
[77:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Ah.
[77:41]
Josh Richards
And I was like, oh, what time is it? Shirtless men on my TV o'clock.
[77:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think that's kind of a funny post.
[77:45]
Josh Richards
Oh, my God. Everyone loved it. My DMs were puff. It was funny.
[77:49]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think it's funny.
[77:50]
Josh Richards
I think it was really funny. And it was a great movie. I cried.
[77:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I don't want to think it's funny.
[77:53]
Josh Richards
Because you have to. You can play both. You can be a double agent. Wait. I love that people think I post that, that Zach's gonna see that, and I think he's gonna get jealous.
[78:02]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, yeah. I feel like that's a weird angle, but I do see, like, Sugar pie, Honey buns. Sugar pie, honey buns. I feel like I like Sugar pie, honey buns.
[78:13]
Josh Richards
Sugar pie. I like that comment.
[78:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That isn't like.
[78:16]
Josh Richards
That's funny.
[78:17]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That's funny, dude.
[78:18]
Josh Richards
She is truly your divorce boomer alcoholic aunt is funny.
[78:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's funny. And it's not too. It's not too mean. You know what I mean?
[78:23]
Josh Richards
She's a top 5% commenter, too. So. Sugar pie, Honey bro. In Sugar Pie, Honey Buns, you would never. Come on, though, right?
[78:30]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I don't know. I think she would.
[78:32]
Josh Richards
Okay. Come on, Sugar Pie, honey buns.
[78:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I think she would. I believe in Sugar Pie, Honey Bunny. There is no chance that all of these people left her notes with similar handwriting. Not a snark on her dad. This is a snark on Bri posting another handwritten letter. It's her entire identity at this point. My dad can finally write.
[78:51]
Josh Richards
Oh, they're trying to say. They're trying to say I wrote the letter that my dad wrote me. My dad can. That's just sad. First of all, it's a sad post. This was, like, a really meaningful thing. My dad can finally write legibly again after a stroke, and this made me cry. And they're saying I hand wrote it. Wait, is my purse up here? I think it's in my purse. Okay. So my. I keep it in my purse because it means a lot to me. My dad gave me money for Christmas. This is in our bank.
[79:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
This is so funny.
[79:17]
Josh Richards
And this is the letter he wrote to me. Brianna, I love you more than you will ever know. Merry Christmas, honey. Love, dad. And he had a stroke, so he lost three years ago. Like, and he just can finally write legibly again.
[79:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Amazing.
[79:28]
Josh Richards
And he. And he wrote that for me. But yeah, no, I totally wrote. Wrote that and posted that.
[79:32]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That would be. That would be really weird. I don't know what the desire would be from that. Right?
[79:38]
Josh Richards
Like, that wouldn't even make any sense.
[79:39]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, no, no.
[79:42]
Josh Richards
That's like, weird to even think. And crazy and delusional.
[79:45]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Let's go to the next one. I want to laugh again.
[79:47]
Josh Richards
Do you want to read this one, Josh?
[79:48]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I'll read this one. Imagine being this nasty. I feel so bad for her animals and anyone that has to be around her a lot. She must stink and has horrible hygiene. I can assure I have way less money than her and a 10,000% better hygiene. She put this in caps.
[80:08]
Josh Richards
Oh, good.
[80:08]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Please, Brunon, if you see this, wash your body clothes and your nasty mouth.
[80:14]
Josh Richards
This is the picture. This is a picture I sent in the group chat before Taylor Swift was. I was so hungover. So that. What group chat with a Peyton, Hannah and Josh.
[80:24]
Brianna Chicken Fry
So who posted it? Oh, you. Then shot of it.
[80:27]
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah, I post everything. I mean, what am I supposed to say to this? You want to. Can you whiff me? Come with me.
[80:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I don't want to do this.
[80:36]
Josh Richards
But you can still be honest. Smell everything. How do I smell?
[80:41]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, you smell all right. You smell. You don't smell stinky.
[80:44]
Josh Richards
I smell good.
[80:45]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You smell fine. Yeah, good. Yeah, but again, funny guys. She could have been prepared for this, right? Like, she picked out these Reddit things. She's looked through it. So she could have showered today.
[80:55]
Josh Richards
I didn't pick these out. I. Hayton picks them out.
[80:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right.
[80:58]
Josh Richards
Swear.
[80:59]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right, all right, all right, all right.
[81:01]
Josh Richards
Do you want me to pick them out next time? You can pick them out next time.
[81:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, yeah, I'll pick them out.
[81:05]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[81:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'll pick them out. Me and my community, we'll figure it out together.
[81:08]
Josh Richards
You and your friends?
[81:09]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, me and my homies will just go through. They'll just text me. Dog.
[81:12]
Josh Richards
Yeah. You start hanging out with them. Going out to dinner with.
[81:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm doing my own swifty parties. Except with them and Briana.
[81:18]
Josh Richards
Snarky.
[81:19]
Brianna Chicken Fry
We go to Zach Brian called concerts instead.
[81:23]
Josh Richards
That'd be awesome. That's a good YouTube video.
[81:26]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, that'd be funny. But yeah, I mean, Imagine being this nasty.
[81:32]
Josh Richards
That's funny.
[81:32]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Now, let's. I would like this photo. You don't necessarily see a picture.
[81:36]
Josh Richards
Better let us. 3 4, 3, 9, 5. I would like to.
[81:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Well, you don't look clean, Bri.
[81:43]
Josh Richards
No, for sure. I wasn't. I wasn't.
[81:45]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I mean, I can't even see you, so I don't know what they're talking about.
[81:49]
Josh Richards
Good. That was good.
[81:52]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, my God. What the heck? Dr. Sue's character is this. Boy, oh, boy.
[82:02]
Josh Richards
Wait, we should. You guys should make that the new profile picture of the Snark.
[82:06]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Let's make that the BFF's logo.
[82:07]
Josh Richards
That. Oh, that's the new BFF's logo.
[82:09]
Brianna Chicken Fry
That can be our new logo. You do look like a perfect mix between the two photos on the side that they put, like, the Bratz doll and.
[82:18]
Josh Richards
And that. The Monsters, Inc. Lady.
[82:20]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Yeah, I like that.
[82:22]
Josh Richards
That's cool.
[82:23]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Wow.
[82:24]
Josh Richards
That should be. That should be our BFF's logo.
[82:26]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm glad you can. I'm glad you can laugh at this, Bri.
[82:29]
Josh Richards
Well, it's hilarious. I post everything. Like, I know what I look like when I post.
[82:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
A good point. It's not like they're finding, like, paparazzi photos. Yeah.
[82:36]
Josh Richards
Like, I literally. I've been. I've always been the same on the Internet. Oh, this was today.
[82:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Never not drinking. Yeah, guys. I mean, she brought a drink to this couch, too.
[82:48]
Josh Richards
I did. I'm waste. I'm wasted. I had two drinks today. Sue me. Put me in rehab. Never not drinking. This is funny, though, because they posted it. Peyton was like, they already posted your story. They watched my story within two seconds and post it.
[83:02]
Brianna Chicken Fry
They. They're almost kind of like your biggest fan.
[83:04]
Josh Richards
They're my biggest.
[83:05]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Right, like, now, guys, don't. Don't have me say that. And then you guys, like, just leave me for saying that right now. But they must have post noties on.
[83:16]
Josh Richards
They have to all. They're my first comments on everything that I. I post. That's why I'm like, I have to let them shine.
[83:22]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[83:23]
Josh Richards
This is what they want. But it's just. They don't understand the oxymoron that they are because they hate me so much and say that I don't.
[83:28]
Brianna Chicken Fry
They are.
[83:29]
Josh Richards
I'll finish. They don't understand the oxymoron that they are because they hate me so much. They think I'm so useless and no one should watch me, but all they do is watch me and stalk.
[83:38]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Right? Right.
[83:39]
Josh Richards
And then they call me a hypocrite.
[83:43]
Brianna Chicken Fry
See, I keep getting mixed vibes if you're actually really cool with this or not. I can't.
[83:47]
Josh Richards
No. I wouldn't put it in if I wasn't. Yeah. I just think I would like to bring light to Reddit and how fucked up it is and what people do on it, so. And it's also funny. I feel like skin.
[83:56]
Brianna Chicken Fry
This is like. This is like the lightest side of Reddit. Feel like Reddit gets way darker than this.
[84:02]
Josh Richards
I don't know. I don't. I don't go on red.
[84:04]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I don't really either, but I think it gets much darker. I smell desperation and dick cheese. Me? I. I just took a shower before that video. I promise.
[84:14]
Josh Richards
No, he stinks like dick cheese.
[84:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I promise you. I didn't. And, and you know what's crazy is I was kind of riding for you guys a little bit. I was riding for you guys. I was trying to be on your side. This post. You guys could have went on and asked questions that you would have wanted to ask. As a hating Reddit community, you could have been like, oh, I want to ask Breathless while she's hooked up to a lie detector. I was trying to help y'all out. Get to the truth. Make her look like a worse human being. Like, you all desire, but you smell like desperation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think? I'm desperate for their love. Their love right now. 100. But I mean, like, in this video, like, what. What do you think the desperation is?
[84:56]
Josh Richards
I know. Where'd they get the dick cheese? Well, you can't even see your dick in this.
[85:00]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, no, you can't. It's cut off. But dick cheese just. It's also. I'm circumcised. Like, I think that's just an uncircumcised thing, right?
[85:08]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[85:08]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Dick cheese is only for uncircumcised people.
[85:10]
Josh Richards
It gets all up in the flaps.
[85:12]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, man.
[85:13]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[85:13]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's like a lot of work. Yeah.
[85:14]
Josh Richards
That's gross.
[85:15]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, it's like kind of a. It's kind of a dick move for a parent to make pun intended. To. To leave your son with, you know, extra cleanup duties.
[85:25]
Josh Richards
It's just a lot. I mean, the dick. Like, you can be uncircumcised, but you got to get rid of the dick cheese. It's fine if you're uncircumcised, but get rid of the dick cheese.
[85:33]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Is it fine? Wow. That's a debate for another day. Let's go to the next one. What the hell, guys?
[85:41]
Josh Richards
This guy is a fucking dweeb. Who gave him this platform? Ellen, what are you doing here?
[85:46]
Brianna Chicken Fry
His eyebrows make me irrationally angry. Stop furry furrowing. Does that just mean like, like. Yeah, I can't control my eyebrows when I talk. They just move. I do notice that too. And it actually kind of also pisses me off a lot of times. I'll watch back videos and I'll be like, why are my eyebrows doing that? But they just got a mind of their own.
[86:04]
Josh Richards
The. The guy is a dweeb. Is funny. Dweeb is a funny word.
[86:08]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Such a.
[86:08]
Josh Richards
You are a dweeba.
[86:10]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's a great word to insult someone. You're a dweeb. Yeah.
[86:13]
Josh Richards
Dweeb and dork.
[86:14]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah. Dorks. A good one.
[86:16]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[86:16]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Nerds. A good one.
[86:17]
Josh Richards
Weirdo. Loser.
[86:18]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Because it's like, dweeb is gold. It just cuts a little more. Yeah, because if you call someone like a. Or like a. Or a. It's like, yeah, whatever, dude. Why are you so angry? Yeah, yeah, chill. But you calling them a dweeb, it's like, you didn't even need to put a lot of effort in that to roast the. Out of me.
[86:33]
Josh Richards
Yeah, I like that. I like that. Is that. Is that it?
[86:36]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I thought this was a briefing. I didn't agree to getting hated on. On Reddit and reading them.
[86:40]
Josh Richards
I think it just happened.
[86:42]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'm. I. I played Bliss Lifestyle. I don't read Jack All. And then, you know, I live happily.
[86:49]
Josh Richards
Yeah, well, now we're gonna live even happily. Happily or happier? We're happier. Does it hurt your feelings to read mean comments about you?
[87:00]
Brianna Chicken Fry
No, not really.
[87:01]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[87:01]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Not really anymore.
[87:02]
Josh Richards
I think it's funny.
[87:03]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I mean, every once in a while, you know, there's a good one that will last. Yeah, there's a good one that'll stick with you for a little bit. But most of the time it's when it's a really clever one and I'm like, why did I think of that? Why did they get to say that before, you know? Cuz if I thought of it first and said it first, then it's funny and I'm making fun of myself. Yeah, but they got it out first. And that, that's what. That's the only time it actually gets me angry.
[87:25]
Josh Richards
You could steal it because only, like, not everyone sees Reddit.
[87:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Oh, I always will, like, steal a joke. Like, if I, If I see a joke and they're using me as a punchline, I'm the joke. I can use that.
[87:34]
Josh Richards
Yes, you are. Like, you Have. That's yours. You have the ip.
[87:39]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah.
[87:39]
Josh Richards
You are the ip.
[87:40]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I'll. I'll say. Well, I'll also say jokes sometimes. I've heard other people say. What? What? How many original jokes are even left?
[87:47]
Josh Richards
Yeah, that's honestly a good point.
[87:48]
Brianna Chicken Fry
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Everyone's made jokes before. Like, my Millionaire statement totally got that off of Ricky Gervais, that millionaire 1% minority.
[87:58]
Josh Richards
Would you have ever admitted that if we didn't get to this point in the conversation?
[88:02]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I just don't know if it would have come up naturally. But I just said it.
[88:06]
Josh Richards
Like, I didn't say that.
[88:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
I. I was. I just. Like, I outed myself. It's not like you were like. Do you ever steal a joke? I do.
[88:13]
Josh Richards
Am I. Am I sitting like a lesbian? H. With my arm like this? Because I always. If I didn't have a microphone, I was sitting, like, back arch.
[88:22]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Right. Now that's giving me lesbian vibes.
[88:26]
Josh Richards
Not.
[88:27]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Not overly.
[88:28]
Josh Richards
Not necessarily.
[88:28]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It's not like, Doc Martin lesbian like this. Getting to the Doc Martin spot. Yep, that's Doc Martens.
[88:34]
Josh Richards
Or lesbian. I love Doc Martens.
[88:37]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Enough said. Am I right?
[88:39]
Josh Richards
That's the first episode of BFFs back with us.
[88:41]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, it is.
[88:42]
Josh Richards
What is? Well, hope you guys liked it. You can talk about how much it sucks without Dave. We'll read the comments next week, and, you know, we'll just keep pushing, and it'll be a blast.
[88:50]
Brianna Chicken Fry
It'll be a blast.
[88:51]
Josh Richards
I'm having a blast. Blast right here. Boom. We need to come up with a good handshake if you want. I don't know if you're on my team or their team, but, yeah, I'll.
[88:58]
Brianna Chicken Fry
See what their handshake offer is like.
[89:00]
Josh Richards
You too much?
[89:00]
Brianna Chicken Fry
J. No, I. Yeah, but you know what? They. They didn't know my intentions prior, so that's all right.
[89:04]
Josh Richards
Yeah. You're trying to be an inside spy.
[89:07]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Yeah, I am. I am. I also just, you know, want to be loved.
[89:11]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[89:12]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Narcissistic. I need it.
[89:14]
Josh Richards
Yeah. All right, well, that's BFFs. Whoa. Bye.
[89:17]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Peace. Yo, what's up, everyone? Welcome back to another episode of BFFs.
[89:22]
Josh Richards
Make sure to subscribe. Hit the bell.
[89:25]
Brianna Chicken Fry
This is why I should have taken it. Yeah, I should have done it. Hit the bell. Post noties so they get notified.
[89:31]
Josh Richards
Okay.
[89:31]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Hit that bell so you're notified every time we post a video. Say something like that.
[89:34]
Josh Richards
Okay, we'll start over.
[89:35]
Brianna Chicken Fry
Okay, let's start over. Yo, welcome back, guys, to another episode of BFFs.
[89:38]
Josh Richards
Make sure to subscribe. Hit the bell to know when we post you. Just do it. Just do it.
[89:44]
Brianna Chicken Fry
All right, all right.