DAVE PORTNOY RESPONDS TO STEINY'S COMMENTS — BFFs EP. 192 - BFFs with Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry

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Podcast Summary: BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry — Episode 192: Dave Portnoy Responds to Steiny’s Comments

Release Date: September 12, 2024

In Episode 192 of BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry, the trio delves into a myriad of hot topics spanning pop culture, celebrity news, influencer controversies, and the ever-evolving landscape of social media. This episode, titled “Dave Portnoy Responds to Steiny’s Comments,” offers listeners an engaging blend of insightful discussions and entertaining banter, punctuated with notable quotes and timestamps for reference.

1. Tour Updates and Missed Episodes

[00:00 - 01:36]
The episode kicks off with Dave Portnoy explaining his absence from the previous week's show due to attending his best friend's tour in Pittsburgh and San Diego. Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry tease updates about their respective tours, mentioning stops in Seattle, San Francisco, and Boise. Portnoy humorously remarks on missing memorable moments but conveys his enjoyment of the experience.

2. Pop Culture Scandals and Controversies

A. Scooter Braun and Taylor Swift Feud

[02:31 - 03:44]
Portnoy addresses the heated comments made by Scooter Braun towards Taylor Swift on Instagram. He criticizes Braun’s attempts to rehabilitate his image and suggests that Swift’s fanbase has every right to respond harshly. Portnoy states:

“Swifties have the green light to try to be as cruel to him as humanly possible, because that's basically what he was doing.” [02:44]

B. Lady Gaga’s New Pop Album

[03:44 - 04:25]
The hosts express excitement over Lady Gaga’s announcement of her upcoming pop album set for February 2025. Portnoy praises Gaga’s versatility and anticipates a successful return to her pop roots, while Richards supplements that Gaga’s foray back into pop is a welcomed move.

“Lady Gaga put together, like, one of the best pop albums really, ever.” [03:53]

C. Shaq’s DM Controversy

[10:52 - 13:06]
A significant portion of the discussion centers around Shaquille O’Neal’s inappropriate direct messages (DMs) to young fans, including Bryce Hall. The trio debates Shaq’s actions, with Brianna Chickenfry labeling it as a problematic behavior:

“It’s disturbing.” [12:33]

Portnoy questions Shaq’s judgment, especially considering his age and stature, while Josh Richards expresses discomfort with the situation.

D. Big Sean’s Fake Abs

[27:44 - 28:45]
Big Sean faces scrutiny over allegations of using fake abs, sparking a debate about authenticity in celebrity appearances. Portsny and the hosts discuss the feasibility of maintaining such physiques naturally versus surgical enhancement.

“They look like fake abs. Now that I'm examining, I'd vote fake abs.” [28:45]

E. Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Divorce

[23:03 - 23:48]
Portnoy brings up rumors about Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s alleged divorce from Sam Taylor-Johnson, highlighting the age gap and familial dynamics that have fueled public speculation.

“Aaron Taylor Johnson's controversial marriage to Fifty Shades of Grey director Sam Taylor Johnson may be done.” [23:03]

F. Selena Gomez’s Billionaire Status

[21:33 - 22:20]
Selena Gomez is spotlighted for her impressive net worth of $1.3 billion, primarily attributed to her successful makeup brand, Rare Beauty. The hosts marvel at her entrepreneurial achievements, with Portnoy humorously suggesting Brianna should launch her own makeup line.

“Why don't you do a makeup brand, Bri? That's what all the... That's what everyone's.” [22:03]

G. Naomi Campbell vs. Anna Wintour

[38:53 - 40:08]
The episode covers the tension between Naomi Campbell and Anna Wintour during a fashion event, where Wintour criticized Campbell’s punctuality. Campbell later expressed a preference for Wintour to present her award, showcasing the complex dynamics within the fashion industry.

“I just want to see whatever that was.” [40:36]

H. Amy Adams’ New Movie

[40:22 - 42:43]
Amy Adams debuts her new film, Maria, at the Venice Film Festival. The movie explores Maria Callas’ life, with Adams describing it as an out-of-body experience influenced by her relationship with Brad Pitt.

“Maria, about the renowned opera singer Maria Callas. In the movie Angelina Sings, which she called out of body experience...” [40:08]

3. Influencer and TikTok News

A. Haley Welsh’s New Podcast

[05:10 - 08:30]
They discuss Haley Welsh’s new podcast on Jake Paul’s Better Media Network, highlighting Brianna’s early guest appearance and questioning the podcast’s potential success.

“She was like, how do I kind of, like, seize the moment within social media.” [06:05]

B. Nico Avocado’s Weight Loss Experiment

[24:18 - 26:23]
Nico Avocado announces a significant weight loss journey, describing it as the greatest social experiment of his life. The hosts analyze the impact on his followers and the authenticity of his transformation.

“This was the coolest thing I've ever seen on Tik Tok...” [24:18]

C. Mukbang Culture

[24:30 - 27:16]
The conversation shifts to mukbang, a trend where creators film themselves eating large quantities of food. They discuss Nico Avocado's extreme weight loss and the psychological effects on viewers.

“They'll like eat a bunch of food. They'll order like the entire McDonald's menu and then eat it all.” [24:38]

4. Music and Awards

A. Sexiest TikToker Awards

[19:15 - 21:36]
The hosts critique the Sexiest TikToker award nominations, expressing disdain for the category and its recipients, including Connor Woods and Role Model (Tucker). They debate the merit and relevance of such awards in the influencer landscape.

“He's like a movie star. I don't know who my green Max Greenfield is. Do you?” [20:13]

B. CMA Nominations and Beyonce’s Snub

[30:32 - 31:56]
A heated discussion ensues over Beyonce’s absence from the Country Music Association (CMA) nominations despite her song’s popularity. Portnoy and Richards argue that Beyonce’s influence should have secured her a nod, contrasting her with newer artists like Shabuzzi.

“Shabuzzi got nominated for what?” [30:54]

5. Movie and TV Show Updates

A. Angelina Jolie’s Musical Role

[41:07 - 42:43]
Portnoy and the hosts talk about Angelina Jolie’s role in her new movie Maria, noting the unexpected direction of her character as an opera singer grappling with personal turmoil.

“I don't know if she'd sing. Listen, if you can't sing, you can't sing.” [42:15]

B. Amy Adams’ Thriller Trailer

[42:50 - 43:57]
The trio reacts to Amy Adams’ surreal movie trailer, comparing it to Teen Wolf and expressing mixed feelings about its bizarre premise.

“What the does that mean?” [43:32]

6. Event-Related Issues

A. US Open Traffic and Influencer Presence

[17:07 - 19:58]
Portnoy discusses the chaotic traffic surrounding the US Open and the influx of influencers and celebrities at sporting events. They lament the overcrowded venues and the blending of sports with celebrity culture.

“I'm never doing this again.” [18:35]

7. Social Media Controversies and Trends

A. Porch Pooper Incident

[33:56 - 35:06]
A peculiar social media phenomenon, the "porch pooper," who repeatedly defecates on a single porch, is dissected by the hosts. They question the motivations and the lack of response from the targeted household.

“How have they not been like out there waiting six times after twice they're like, what the.” [34:40]

B. Role Model Artist Name

[21:00 - 21:56]
The hosts discuss the artist "Role Model" (Tucker), questioning the authenticity of his stage name and his public image following his breakup with Emma Chamberlain.

“His name is Role Model.” [21:20]

8. Advertising and Promotions (Skipped as per user instructions)

Note: Advertisements for Raising Cane's, Fireball Whiskey, Carvana, and other brands were part of the transcript but are omitted in this summary to focus solely on the content segments as requested.

9. Listener Comments and Host Banter

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful ribbing and light-hearted exchanges. Brianna Chickenfry and Josh Richards often tease Dave Portnoy about his demeanor and personal habits, fostering a dynamic and relatable atmosphere for listeners.

“I’m choosing wise. I replaced elderly with wise.” [59:37]

Dave responds to mockery about looking grumpy and maintains a humorous stance, appreciating the camaraderie despite the teasing.

10. Conclusion and Wrap-Up

In the closing segments, the trio reflects on their interactions with fans, upcoming content, and plans for future episodes. They encourage listeners to engage with their content on various platforms and express gratitude for their supportive community.

“We're friends.” [54:07]
“Thank you. Humble down.” [60:55]

Notable Quotes:

Dave Portnoy on Scooter Braun:
“Swifties have the green light to try to be as cruel to him as humanly possible, because that's basically what he was doing.” [02:44]
Josh Richards on Lady Gaga’s Album:
“This is awesome news.” [03:44]
Brianna Chickenfry on Shaq’s DMs:
“It’s disturbing.” [12:33]
Dave Portnoy on Big Sean’s Abs:
“They look like fake abs. Now that I'm examining, I'd vote fake abs.” [28:45]
Josh Richards on Beyonce's CMA Snub:
“I just feel like she should be nominated for something.” [31:02]
Brianna Chickenfry on Hosts’ Interactions:
“It's always unwarranted. And the hate is not very BFFs of you.” [56:07]

Final Thoughts:

Episode 192 of BFFs offers a comprehensive look into the personalities and perspectives of Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry. From dissecting celebrity feuds to critiquing influencer behavior, the hosts provide a blend of humor and honesty that keeps listeners both entertained and informed. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the podcast, this episode delivers a compelling mix of content that reflects the dynamic nature of modern pop culture.

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[00:00]
Dave Portnoy
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[01:22]
Josh Richards
Did you have fun?
[01:24]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I mean, as much fun as I can have doing that. But yeah, it was. I. I would never say I had like. It's not on my, like, list of most fun days I've ever had in my life. But it was good.
[01:37]
Josh Richards
Yeah, it was good.
[01:38]
Dave Portnoy
You did good. So how many are you through now? I know you did. I got confused because I know you did Sadie after me because she like was with our security guard Dan and Tweeted or. Or DM like @stool present day. I thought she was Michigan, so I was confused. So you've done.
[01:58]
Josh Richards
Yeah, we've done three. We did. We did you. We did Sadie, then we did Zane and Heath in San Diego and now we're in Seattle right now we have Moobs and Kelly on tonight.
[02:09]
Dave Portnoy
Got it. So you guys are just all over the place.
[02:11]
Josh Richards
Yep. And then we're off to San Francisco and then we're off to Boise with.
[02:14]
Dave Portnoy
Josh to round it out. All right, so let's get into the topics now. These are things I missed. So I don't know. You guys already discussed them, but I guess they want me to discuss them again. I don't know how relevant that is. Did you guys already talk about Scoot Braun talking about Taylor Swift on Instagram?
[02:32]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, we talked about it a little bit. I mean, we feel like Taylor Swift's kind of in your ballpark more. I feel like that's why they throw it on the sheet really, is to get your reaction out of it. But, you know, we talked about it.
[02:44]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. I mean, clearly he's got some show out, right, that's trying to, like, make him kind of look like the good guy. I don't know why he cares or why he's getting back in the mix. I thought he was sort of done being a manager, done with all this. So clearly he knew what he was. I mean, he's not a stupid guy. I don't think he knew this would draw the ire of Swifties. So in that respect, Swifties have the green light to try to be as cruel to him as humanly possible, because that's basically what he was doing. He's like, you can't hurt me. Like, so feel free, knock yourself out, try to hurt them. But I won't go too deep into it because it is a little bit of old news. Lady Gaga working on a pup album. Lady. Yes. I think I just put a extra. Gaga. Lady Gaga revealed to. Yeah. Revealed to Vogue. Her fiance, Michael Polanski told her she needs to make pop music. And now she has a new pop album that's coming February 2025. Lady Gag's first single from the album releases in October.
[03:44]
Josh Richards
This is awesome news.
[03:46]
Dave Portnoy
I agree with you. Lady Gaga put together, like, one of the best pop albums really, ever. And then the.
[03:54]
Josh Richards
The Queen of Pop.
[03:55]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. And then she just was almost, like, bored by it. I don't know if bored by it's the right word, but she just tried so many different genres. None of them would ever have, like, the commercial success of a pop album. So, yeah, I'm excited.
[04:08]
Josh Richards
Yeah, that's a good fiance to be like, you got to go back to your roots. This is what you're the best at. But she did do everything, and she was like, I'm capable of doing any music music I want because she's so good.
[04:17]
Dave Portnoy
Music actress, everything, which is into another one. She doesn't consider the joker to a musical I haven't seen the original Joker or the.
[04:25]
Josh Richards
The one. The original one with just him in it.
[04:29]
Dave Portnoy
Yes.
[04:30]
Josh Richards
Phoenix.
[04:30]
Dave Portnoy
Yes. I have not seen that.
[04:32]
Brianna Chickenfry
Oh, it's unreal.
[04:33]
Josh Richards
Really good.
[04:34]
Dave Portnoy
Is it? I've heard such mixed things about it.
[04:36]
Brianna Chickenfry
I.
[04:37]
Josh Richards
Slow. Yeah, it's not like an act that.
[04:40]
Dave Portnoy
Right bang right there, but that.
[04:43]
Josh Richards
It's like. I feel like people went into it thinking it's going to be like, crazy action, but it's like, what made him into the Joker?
[04:50]
Dave Portnoy
Like, if you want to get Dave Portland into a seat in a movie theater or rent something, I don't want to hear it. Slow.
[04:57]
Brianna Chickenfry
Slow burn. You don't want one of those?
[04:58]
Dave Portnoy
No, I'm not a slow burn.
[04:59]
Josh Richards
It's not even a slow burn. It's just not an action movie. It's probably a better way to say it. And I think people thought it was going to be an action movie.
[05:05]
Dave Portnoy
Okay, you know what? I've had multiple people tell me I got to watch it, so I'll watch it.
[05:09]
Brianna Chickenfry
I think you should.
[05:10]
Dave Portnoy
Okay. I got a bunch of things I gotta watch. The Hawk to a Girl launching podcasts on Jake Paul's network. Haley Welsh was known as Hawk to a Girl launching her own podcast. Talk to her on Jake Paul's Better Media Network.
[05:23]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yep.
[05:24]
Dave Portnoy
You're the first guest.
[05:25]
Brianna Chickenfry
I was. I was one of the first guests. Yeah. I think I was the. I might have been the first person she ever recorded with, but I don't know if I'm getting released first. I don't think I'm the first episode that gets released.
[05:37]
Josh Richards
How did it go? I'm going on it soon. And was it.
[05:40]
Dave Portnoy
You're going on it, too?
[05:41]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[05:42]
Brianna Chickenfry
What, Dave, you want the invite now?
[05:44]
Dave Portnoy
No, I don't think I would go on that if I was invited.
[05:47]
Brianna Chickenfry
To be totally honest, I really don't think you would either. But just so you can say no.
[05:50]
Dave Portnoy
It's the slogan that we have.
[05:52]
Brianna Chickenfry
It is wearing it right now.
[05:54]
Dave Portnoy
I would like to. Yeah, my computer's blocking. I didn't even notice. I would like to be invited so I could say no, but that would be a pretty. Pretty fast no for me. How was it?
[06:04]
Brianna Chickenfry
It was. It was good. I mean, you can, like.
[06:06]
Dave Portnoy
What did she talk about?
[06:07]
Brianna Chickenfry
She was, like, asking advice on how you can kind of, like, seize the moment within social media. Like, you know, she blew up, or blew up off of two words. It's like, how do I kind of evolve and turn that into more. So that's what she was talking to me about.
[06:20]
Josh Richards
I think I really like the name of the podcast, Talk To. It's good.
[06:24]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, that's a good name. It's a good name.
[06:26]
Josh Richards
It's good.
[06:26]
Brianna Chickenfry
Playing off the.
[06:27]
Dave Portnoy
You know, there can't be anybody anywhere. No disrespect. Who gives a. What she has to say?
[06:34]
Josh Richards
That's probably what the whole Internet is saying.
[06:35]
Brianna Chickenfry
Well, you probably don't need to worry about getting invited on now.
[06:39]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[06:40]
Dave Portnoy
I said respectfully.
[06:42]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, but just because you say respectfully before saying something super rude and disrespectful doesn't, like, make it not disrespectful.
[06:50]
Josh Richards
No offense.
[06:50]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, no offense. Really means, like, oh, to offend.
[06:54]
Josh Richards
Yeah. I'm excited to go on because she was the. She did her first thing with me, so I was like, of course I'll do your podcast.
[07:01]
Dave Portnoy
Okay. I'll play. I'll play along. Play along. Who would care what she has to say at this point? I'm not saying she could be, like, the most intelligent, funny human who ever lived, but don't you have to kind of gracefully or slowly? We've had this at Barstool, like, you naturally, organically, sort of grow into things. It's hard just because everyone. I. Well, respectfully. I think a lot of people have the. The impression that I do. It's like, who the fuck cares? What. Huck to his girls. I don't know anything about Huck to a girl except she said hock to it.
[07:39]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[07:40]
Dave Portnoy
Respectfully. Respectfully.
[07:42]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[07:42]
Dave Portnoy
No, I get it. I hope it's successful. I have no.
[07:44]
Brianna Chickenfry
I guess. What would you tell her to do next, Dave, like, if it's not.
[07:48]
Dave Portnoy
That's a great question.
[07:49]
Brianna Chickenfry
What would be your advice if she was here at Barstool? This moment just happened. What's like, step two in the.
[07:56]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. See, at Barstool, you can kind of, I feel like, slowly work your way into other people's content and then things kind of develop organically. Maybe do it without announcing it first. Like, start a podcast and really don't even publicize it and, like, let it get going. Yeah. See how it goes. Well, you got. You're on it, Josh. You're gonna be.
[08:24]
Josh Richards
So Cummings is on it. Like, she's getting good guests.
[08:28]
Dave Portnoy
Do you think it's gonna be good?
[08:31]
Brianna Chickenfry
I think it's. It's too soon to tell. I mean, I. I'll say, like, going on it. It was. She's really nice. She's, like, trying to figure it out, but it's obvious, like, oh, it's the first time she's done a podcast. You know what I mean?
[08:43]
Dave Portnoy
It's kind of my point. Like, to get a big guess right off the bat before you've kind of like, you know, we didn't do any guests before.
[08:52]
Brianna Chickenfry
We did like three or four episodes together.
[08:55]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. It was really bad in the beginning. And even our thing was sort of like an organic. Organic thing. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I wouldn't. If. If Hawk to a work for Barstool, I would not say let's start a podcast. That would not be like what I would tell her to do. And to be honest, it would probably be very similar to everything. I won't tell her what to do. It's just like, go be you. Like, go like, make little videos of your life and do things that you're doing and keep giving people, like more of a window into who you are.
[09:28]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. You got to get people to fall in love with, I guess, like who she is as a person than just like a. A statement she made one time. Right. Maybe go out and do some like, miked up content. Like kind of what you blew up after. Go do like she is.
[09:40]
Josh Richards
She's doing that too.
[09:41]
Brianna Chickenfry
In the street. Mic'd up content.
[09:44]
Dave Portnoy
Well, we'll see how it goes. I thought Jake Paul. So he's trying to get more. I thought his was just like gambling, but they must be just trying to get everybody.
[09:51]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[09:52]
Josh Richards
Maybe they're doing what Unwell did is doing.
[09:57]
Dave Portnoy
Which is what Barcelona.
[10:02]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[10:02]
Dave Portnoy
Did does. Billboard releases their song of the summer. Post Malone and Morgan Wall have claimed Billboard song of the summer with their song I had some Help. This is Morgan Wall second song of the summer in a row. Some. Some fans think Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso and Please, Please Please or Shabuzzi's a bar song should have taken the crown. Shabuzi's bar song is. Was kind of like everywhere. Right.
[10:28]
Brianna Chickenfry
Do you say espresso? Espresso.
[10:30]
Dave Portnoy
Yep.
[10:31]
Brianna Chickenfry
There's an S. It's not an X. Espresso.
[10:34]
Dave Portnoy
Espresso.
[10:35]
Brianna Chickenfry
Well, you're not trying to get somewhere really fast. It's just a drink. Espresso.
[10:39]
Josh Richards
Espresso, yeah.
[10:40]
Dave Portnoy
Espresso.
[10:41]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. Express is like, you know, Espresso.
[10:45]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I. I could see. I don't like Shabuzi as my song this summer, but I feel like that's what I. I was going to say.
[10:52]
Brianna Chickenfry
Shab. Yeah. A bar song is. Seems kind of like the song of the summer to me.
[10:57]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[10:58]
Dave Portnoy
Your boyfriend. Your boyfriend's Hut's American Summer that if it came out a little earlier May add a shot.
[11:05]
Josh Richards
Yeah, that's true. But I don't know if that's like pump up. I would play that for all summer long.
[11:10]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. Sha Shaq, dm. Bryce Hall's girlfriend. Oh, Bryce hall posted that Shack DM Ma heart emojis. And a response. Shack dm Bryce saying he was just saying hi and he's now going to take Mika and Bryce's mom. Bryce posted that screenshot as well. And Bryce's mom said she was available. Bryce said Neymar and Kanye west have DM Micah in the past.
[11:31]
Brianna Chickenfry
Huh. Do you think like Shaq means both at the same time or like separate nights?
[11:37]
Josh Richards
Ew. How old is Shaq? This is weird.
[11:39]
Brianna Chickenfry
Shaq. He's got to be what, 50 years old?
[11:43]
Josh Richards
50. How old is Micah? Like 21.
[11:45]
Brianna Chickenfry
M is 21.
[11:49]
Dave Portnoy
Shaq's 52.
[11:50]
Brianna Chickenfry
52.
[11:51]
Josh Richards
Disturbing.
[11:52]
Dave Portnoy
This is real?
[11:54]
Brianna Chickenfry
Oh, yeah, no, I believe it is real.
[11:55]
Dave Portnoy
And she's 22.
[11:56]
Josh Richards
Wow.
[11:57]
Brianna Chickenfry
22.
[11:59]
Josh Richards
Yeah. That's disturbing.
[12:00]
Dave Portnoy
So Shaq's just out there slinging DMs.
[12:02]
Brianna Chickenfry
Sling it. I mean, I've seen this. I've seen this before with like other people. Like I think Shaq has gotten exposed like a few times for sliding into celebrities dms and whatnot. Like with like sexy Red or whomever. But I think it's kind of a Shaq move. Like he rifles off the the DMs to everybody.
[12:21]
Dave Portnoy
Huh. Interesting.
[12:23]
Brianna Chickenfry
I can see Shaq as a late night yo kind of DM rifler though.
[12:30]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Maybe just stick to people that are.
[12:33]
Dave Portnoy
And why would you. He must not. Does even you think know who Bryce hall is? Probably not. Because Bryce Hall, I feel like is on this sheet once every couple weeks just posting somebody's dms.
[12:44]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, yeah.
[12:45]
Josh Richards
Because he posted Kanye's too.
[12:46]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, it's like. So you're gonna get posted?
[12:49]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. No. I don't know if Shaq. I know Shaq knows me, so he could know I like Shaq.
[12:54]
Dave Portnoy
I think Shaq. I'm a Shaq fan.
[12:57]
Brianna Chickenfry
This surprise me too.
[12:58]
Dave Portnoy
Not that this makes me not like him, but I would think Shaq would be smarter than DMing a 22 year old sliding into the DMs.
[13:07]
Josh Richards
That's I would think I'm going to take her and your mom. This makes me not a Shaq fan.
[13:14]
Dave Portnoy
Interesting. Hmm.
[13:16]
Brianna Chickenfry
Well, it seems like Bryce's mom is still a fan.
[13:18]
Dave Portnoy
Yes, she says she's available.
[13:19]
Josh Richards
She's probably down.
[13:21]
Brianna Chickenfry
Hey, this is Fran from Chicks in the Office.
[13:24]
Dave Portnoy
I can't wait to get dressed up.
[13:25]
Brianna Chickenfry
For the holidays in Abercrombie's newest party collection.
[13:29]
Dave Portnoy
There's nothing more motivating to make plans when it's cold out than a hot outfit. I love a sparkly skirt and sweater combo for date night, and you might just see me in a sequined dress for New Years. Abercrombie has tons of coats and jackets to layer over your party looks too. And we can't forget to plug their scarlet mini skort.
[13:48]
Brianna Chickenfry
It's the skirt of the season.
[13:51]
Dave Portnoy
Leave it to Abercrombie to set the.
[13:53]
Brianna Chickenfry
Outfit vibe, so make a night of it.
[13:55]
Dave Portnoy
Shop Abercrombie's newest party looks online and in store. Charlie Demel reveals brands she turned down. Charlie Demelo revealed a few years ago she's asked to be the face of a shapewear brand for children, and she turned it down.
[14:08]
Brianna Chickenfry
Well, yeah, that whole concept seems super creepy to me.
[14:11]
Josh Richards
That seems super, super creepy. Why would you put children in shapewear? Yeah, I don't even see what could be good about that.
[14:19]
Dave Portnoy
How old is Charlie now? Are we literally talking, like, kids?
[14:25]
Brianna Chickenfry
That's what I'm. I'm wondering what. I mean, what is the video?
[14:28]
Dave Portnoy
There's a. There's a video here. Maybe we got to watch them.
[14:30]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, let's watch the video. Get some more info here.
[14:33]
Josh Richards
So this is a few years ago. Someone had reached out to my team and basically wanted me to be the face of a new brand. And in my head, I was kind of had the idea that it was a skims ask, like, maybe athletic wear, Lululemon type for young girls. Like, so I finally. It's time for me to hear this gold star plan. And the words that I hear are shapewear for kids. What? You're being serious? Like, no. What is wrong with you? Spoiler. I didn't do it. She said kids.
[15:05]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I mean, spoiler alert. Like, her team took the idea to her and was like, are you interested? So, like, spoiler alert. Maybe your team is a little fucked up in the head too, because, like, your team wasn't like, no, like, they brought it to you, and then you're like, finally, we sat down for the pitch, and her team is like, so what do you think?
[15:27]
Brianna Chickenfry
There were, like, many. There were many emails back and forth. You don't get to a pitch table with just, like, one email.
[15:32]
Josh Richards
Face of the brand, right?
[15:34]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shapewear was definitely in those emails multiple times.
[15:38]
Dave Portnoy
100. And it's like they're going back and forth to your team, and she's acting like it's the craziest thing. But it got to Charlie. Like, Charlie, it got to her. So maybe not that crazy. Taylor attends the Chiefs game. Travis's style got ripped. I didn't like any of the style. I love Taylor. I didn't love this fit. I don't know why Travis is. Got crazy style. I mean, he. I don't. He looked like he was at oktoberfest at the U.S. open.
[16:07]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, I mean, he's like so different. His walk in fit looked like someone dipped him in like a pumpkin spice latte or something. You know what I mean? But it was. It was a look. It was a look. I thought Taylor looked good, though. You didn't like.
[16:21]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't love it.
[16:23]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't love the denim.
[16:24]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I like the boots.
[16:27]
Josh Richards
I don't know. It feels. I don't know. Not like them.
[16:31]
Dave Portnoy
You know, something off.
[16:32]
Josh Richards
He looks good with mustache. I will say, I'm really digging the mustache. I think he looked like.
[16:37]
Dave Portnoy
Like he was in a cop movie playing a cop is what it kind of looked like.
[16:43]
Josh Richards
Kind of did look like a character.
[16:44]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, like that's how we're gonna dress. Like the head detective or something who, like, is like sneaky racist like that. Like what he looked like, you know, Josh, I'm surprised you didn't go to the US Open.
[16:59]
Brianna Chickenfry
I know Fritz was. Fritz was in the finals. You know, would have been great to go see him, but I was. I was back home for a wedding, so.
[17:08]
Dave Portnoy
Got it.
[17:08]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. Yeah. My. My buddy got married.
[17:10]
Dave Portnoy
The US Open is interesting to me. It reminds me sort of the Olympics. I went last year for the first time, got offered tickets and I enjoyed it. Was good to see. But it's like a real social event with people who are suddenly super into sports who don't like sports. Like, the finals was the first NFL Sunday. There's no man on earth who wants to be at the US Open final unless you are friends with Taylor Fritz.
[17:39]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yep.
[17:40]
Dave Portnoy
That different. But if you're just like a casual. Who the hell wants to be there on the first NFL Sunday of the year?
[17:47]
Brianna Chickenfry
Day of the year.
[17:48]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah.
[17:48]
Josh Richards
Travis Kelsey was watching football on his phone.
[17:50]
Dave Portnoy
Oh, no, I like that.
[17:52]
Brianna Chickenfry
That little propped up phone on the honeydew strength, which it's made like $10 million, by the way. Did you guys see that? That cocktail made enough money to pay off the purse for both the men and women's champion.
[18:03]
Dave Portnoy
No, everyone drinks.
[18:04]
Josh Richards
Insane.
[18:04]
Dave Portnoy
That's insane. It's surf lodge. Like, it's literally.
[18:09]
Josh Richards
That's absolutely crazy. The chicken nuggets are $100 there.
[18:12]
Dave Portnoy
It's crazy. It's just. And I don't know how whether everybody gets police escorts in there. All these, like. I went last year. I flew from, like, the Hamptons. There's the, like, is it jfk? One of the airports right next to it. The traffic to get into this stadium. I. I wasn't even in. I'm like, I'm never doing this again. So I can't imagine how all these people are getting out. Yes. Crazy.
[18:36]
Josh Richards
Wondering that too. They must, like, golf cart a man or.
[18:39]
Dave Portnoy
It's a gigantic snarl if you don't have it. And I never have it. Like, I never have access. I'm always going into events like this, like everybody else. So. Yeah. I mean, a cool event, but what I want to. I don't know. And it's just influencer after influencer after influencer after influencer at this thing. It's crazy.
[18:59]
Josh Richards
It is crazy because it's both. It's all influencers and, like, really a list. A list Celebrities.
[19:04]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah.
[19:05]
Josh Richards
It's like a big mix of them.
[19:06]
Dave Portnoy
And people outside, obviously. Travis and Taylor and the Mahomes, people you don't really see at sporting events, like. And then suddenly they're here.
[19:16]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. Yeah.
[19:17]
Dave Portnoy
It's interesting. People's sexiest voting is open. People announce the nominees of the sexist. Oh, Zach Bryant. Harry Styles nominated for sexist musicians.
[19:28]
Brianna Chickenfry
Nice.
[19:29]
Dave Portnoy
That's tough competition.
[19:32]
Josh Richards
Yeah, I think he could, but Harry Styles isn't like, Harry Styles kind of floated away.
[19:37]
Brianna Chickenfry
Floated away in. What's.
[19:38]
Josh Richards
Wait, this is a real category anymore?
[19:41]
Dave Portnoy
Yep. I. There's a sexist dog diet category, and.
[19:46]
Brianna Chickenfry
You'Re not in it, Dave.
[19:48]
Dave Portnoy
People just hate Sexiest Tick Tocker.
[19:50]
Brianna Chickenfry
Josh wasn't on it, man.
[19:52]
Josh Richards
Who's it for? Sexiest Tick Tocker.
[19:54]
Brianna Chickenfry
Connor woods on there.
[19:56]
Josh Richards
Wait, I love that.
[19:58]
Brianna Chickenfry
I love. I love Connor.
[20:00]
Josh Richards
Oh, Josh. I mean, Dave hates him so much.
[20:03]
Brianna Chickenfry
He's the worst bruh on the radio. Noah Beck. Mark Estes. Is it.
[20:11]
Josh Richards
Maybe it's because.
[20:13]
Dave Portnoy
Justin Thoreau. Well, he's like a movie star. I don't know who my green Max Greenfield is. Do you?
[20:19]
Josh Richards
He's an actor, too, I think.
[20:20]
Dave Portnoy
New Girl.
[20:22]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[20:22]
Dave Portnoy
Oh, okay.
[20:23]
Brianna Chickenfry
They're all. They're all actors.
[20:25]
Dave Portnoy
All right, fine. I mean, whatever. They're actors. The thing is, Peaches, like, would win just because Peaches.
[20:31]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. Yeah. They probably didn't put you in because it would have been, like. It would have been a pretty unfair matchup.
[20:37]
Dave Portnoy
That's tough.
[20:38]
Brianna Chickenfry
Ms. Peach's social would have just. You put one post up on Ms. Peach's Instagram and she wins.
[20:43]
Josh Richards
It's not even close.
[20:44]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, that's tough.
[20:46]
Brianna Chickenfry
Probably a 500,000 vote slide from first to second.
[20:49]
Dave Portnoy
Who the hell's Role Model? That's a person.
[20:52]
Josh Richards
That's Emma. Well, he's a musician. He's his name.
[20:56]
Dave Portnoy
His name is Role Model.
[20:58]
Brianna Chickenfry
First name would be Role. Second model.
[21:00]
Dave Portnoy
I don't think that's real. I don't think that's his given name. I don't think.
[21:03]
Josh Richards
No. His real name is Tucker.
[21:05]
Dave Portnoy
Got it.
[21:05]
Josh Richards
But he used to date Emma Chamberlain for a bunch of years. They broke up, and it was really sad. And he wrote a new album, and it's all about her, and it's really, really sweet and sad, and people really love him, including me. But I'm voting for Zach.
[21:18]
Dave Portnoy
His name is Role Model.
[21:21]
Brianna Chickenfry
That's. That's his artist name.
[21:23]
Josh Richards
It's a joke because he's like, I'm. I'm a shithead.
[21:28]
Brianna Chickenfry
It's a little ironic. There's irony, okay. Because he's not a role model. But he says he is.
[21:33]
Dave Portnoy
Right.
[21:34]
Josh Richards
You guys seem to be hating on Role Model.
[21:35]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't know. I'm not hating on.
[21:37]
Dave Portnoy
I know nothing about Role Model. I just. The name. When you see the name, it's. I bet he would.
[21:41]
Josh Richards
Come on. We should get him on the pod.
[21:42]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, I think that'd be great. I've seen some of his stuff pop up here and there, so I'd love to have him on.
[21:49]
Dave Portnoy
Selena Gomez is a billionaire, actor, singer, producer, entrepreneur. Selena Gomez, now one of the youngest billionaires in Hollywood at 32.
[21:56]
Josh Richards
Wow.
[21:57]
Dave Portnoy
Her net worth 1.3 billion thanks to the success of her makeup brand, Rare Beauty.
[22:03]
Josh Richards
That's awesome.
[22:03]
Dave Portnoy
Why don't you do a makeup brand, Bri? That's what all the. That's what everyone's.
[22:09]
Josh Richards
Boom.
[22:10]
Dave Portnoy
Billionaire, billionaire.
[22:11]
Brianna Chickenfry
Promise right away, automatically.
[22:12]
Dave Portnoy
It's like, all these women.
[22:14]
Josh Richards
Billionaire.
[22:14]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, yeah.
[22:15]
Dave Portnoy
All these women. It's like you. You become pop popular makeup brand. Billionaire.
[22:20]
Brianna Chickenfry
Billionaire.
[22:20]
Josh Richards
Yeah. It takes a while, though, to get it good. Does it in a lot of money to start.
[22:25]
Dave Portnoy
But you. It's. I assume she has investors and whatnot.
[22:28]
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah.
[22:28]
Brianna Chickenfry
Get some investors. Also, Selena Gomez can't carry babies.
[22:32]
Dave Portnoy
I know. I saw that. That's sad.
[22:33]
Josh Richards
Yeah, that was really sad.
[22:34]
Brianna Chickenfry
Super sad.
[22:35]
Josh Richards
But she just can't carry them herself. She could have a surrogate.
[22:39]
Brianna Chickenfry
Oh, I thought you meant, like, with her arms.
[22:42]
Josh Richards
No, like, I got it, I got.
[22:44]
Brianna Chickenfry
It, I got it. But I didn't Get. I knew she couldn't. Let's move on. We can go to the next thing.
[22:50]
Josh Richards
She can still have babies.
[22:52]
Dave Portnoy
Well, yeah. Someone else can carry the baby. I get it.
[22:54]
Josh Richards
But it will still be hers.
[22:56]
Dave Portnoy
Yes, Correct. Well, it would be hers. I mean, if you adopt a kid, is yours too? No.
[23:00]
Josh Richards
Yeah, but I mean biologically biological. Her own biological children.
[23:03]
Dave Portnoy
Kate Middleton finished chemo. That's always good. That's awesome. Aaron Taylor Johnson is allegedly divorced. Marvel actor Aaron Taylor Johnson's controversial marriage to Fifty Shades of great director Sam Taylor Johnson may be done. Last week, Aaron was seen out in London without his wedding ring. This is coming months after he defended his 23 year old age gap. Marriage fans have long criticized the relationship since Sam met Aaron on set when he was 42 and he was 18. Sam's oldest child is only seven years younger than Aaron. I don't know who these people are.
[23:40]
Josh Richards
I was gonna say I have no idea.
[23:41]
Dave Portnoy
We talked about this during the age gap thing.
[23:43]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yep.
[23:44]
Dave Portnoy
Okay. Well, good.
[23:45]
Josh Richards
Well, they're getting a divorce.
[23:46]
Brianna Chickenfry
Bada bada boom.
[23:48]
Dave Portnoy
Sold.
[23:49]
Josh Richards
Huh?
[23:49]
Dave Portnoy
Just sold my car on Carvana. Dropping it off and getting paid today.
[23:53]
Josh Richards
Oh, ready?
[23:54]
Brianna Chickenfry
What?
[23:54]
Dave Portnoy
You still haven't sold yours? You told me about it months ago.
[23:57]
Josh Richards
I just.
[23:57]
Dave Portnoy
Is the offer good?
[23:58]
Josh Richards
Oh, the offer's great.
[24:00]
Dave Portnoy
Don't have another car yet.
[24:01]
Josh Richards
I could trade it in for this car I love.
[24:04]
Brianna Chickenfry
Come on, what are we waiting for?
[24:05]
Josh Richards
Ah, you're right.
[24:07]
Brianna Chickenfry
Let's go.
[24:08]
Josh Richards
Whether you're looking to sell your car right now or just whenever feels right, go to Carvana.com and sell your car the convenient way. Terms and conditions apply. This next one is crazy.
[24:18]
Brianna Chickenfry
This was the coolest thing I've ever seen on Tik Tok, I think. And maybe the best social experiment ever pulled off in history of social experiments.
[24:31]
Dave Portnoy
Really neat. I don't even know what I haven't seen. Nico Avocado weight loss experiment last Friday. A mukbang. What is mukbang?
[24:38]
Brianna Chickenfry
It's the people that eat food and they video it. You know what I mean? And they'll like eat a bunch of food. They'll order like the entire McDonald's menu and then eat it all.
[24:46]
Josh Richards
All like 12 trays of canes.
[24:49]
Brianna Chickenfry
And that would be like the video.
[24:51]
Dave Portnoy
And that's called mukbanging. Okay. Yeah, mukbang. YouTuber Nikki Nico Nico Avocado revealed a 250 weight loss. His new video that came out of the blue for fans. He said he hadn't record video in two years. In order to complete the greatest social experiment of his entire life had been posting old content. Some fans were in disbelief, but Nico Avocado post TikTok doing the recently viral Charlie XCX Apple Dan is proving these aren't also pre recorded. Okay, let's see it. I have an idea of what's going to happen. Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experience experiment for my entire life. It's alluring, it's compelling, it's gripping to observe all these unwell, disoriented beings roam the Internet in search of stories where.
[25:40]
Brianna Chickenfry
They feel encouraged and engaged, where they.
[25:44]
Dave Portnoy
Involve themselves with the stories and become a product of influence. So I am the villain because I've made myself one. And you will continue to consume these.
[26:01]
Brianna Chickenfry
Stories about me year after year after.
[26:06]
Dave Portnoy
Year for as long as I tell the Internet that I am the villain.
[26:12]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't like how he was whispering at us.
[26:14]
Josh Richards
I got a really little scared. I'm scared.
[26:16]
Dave Portnoy
This is. What you guys said was so great.
[26:18]
Brianna Chickenfry
It was great, though. I don't think you understand how big of a thing this was on TikTok that.
[26:23]
Josh Richards
Explain what. Explain what he did, Josh.
[26:26]
Brianna Chickenfry
So he was. He was a mukbang creator. He was someone that would film these videos and eat a bunch of food. And he, like, was, like, one of the biggest mukbang creators. And then it became a really sad thing because he looked kind of like how he did in that video. When he first started the mukbang videos, he was, like, a skinny guy. And then all of a sudden, through the, you know, months of doing these mukbang videos, he gained, like, at least £200 or something. Like, this guy was, like, morbidly obese. Morbidly obese. Like, yo, they're probably taking your left or right foot soon from diabetes. Like, this guy's gonna die. And everyone thought it was, like, the saddest thing. They were like, damn, look at this creator. He totally just, like, wasted away his life eating all this food and whatnot. This is so sad. Made the whole Internet, like, believe this. Yeah.
[27:08]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[27:08]
Brianna Chickenfry
It was, like, the craziest thing going on. And I guess, like, for the last two years, he hasn't even posted a live video. And he's been getting, like, in shape and, like, just led the world to believe that he was, like, gonna die soon. It was just crazy. It was just crazy. I just would have never expected it. That's why I thought it was awesome.
[27:24]
Dave Portnoy
Okay. I. I mean, the way I consumed it did nothing for me.
[27:29]
Brianna Chickenfry
I get it. But you weren't there. You weren't there.
[27:31]
Dave Portnoy
No. No. You didn't watch the down. I've never seen him on the other side. Yes. I don't get it. Big Sean has fake apps. In a video promoting a merch line, people believe Big Sean was sporting new pair of BBL abs, which is a tree achieved through lipo sculpture.
[27:45]
Josh Richards
You can get fake apps?
[27:46]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. You can get fake anything. Yeah.
[27:49]
Josh Richards
But I mean, I think those are fake. Can we get a picture? Big Sean, he's always shirtless. BBL abs.
[28:03]
Dave Portnoy
Well, I gotta see it beforehand.
[28:05]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yes. It's a tough tell.
[28:07]
Dave Portnoy
I mean, I get.
[28:08]
Brianna Chickenfry
I get they're saying that probably because, like, he has some, like, love handles and abs at the same time. So maybe that's why they're assuming that.
[28:15]
Dave Portnoy
But those are crazy abs.
[28:18]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[28:19]
Dave Portnoy
Like, you have to work if all you have abs like that, you kind of have to be like, that's dedicating your life to abs like that.
[28:25]
Josh Richards
I think it kind of looks like he's. I. Maybe it's because only his abs are that.
[28:29]
Brianna Chickenfry
That jacked. Like when you look on the shell, when you look on the sheet, it's like his abs are ripped. But a lot of the other stuff isn't matching up to the degree of ripness from.
[28:37]
Josh Richards
Unless he's just ripping abs every day.
[28:40]
Brianna Chickenfry
Every day. Just running the sit ups.
[28:41]
Dave Portnoy
They look like fake abs. Now that I'm examining, I'd vote fake abs.
[28:46]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[28:47]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Unfortunately.
[28:49]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. Chest detail isn't lining up right.
[28:52]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah.
[28:53]
Josh Richards
Just. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe.
[28:55]
Dave Portnoy
And even near his arms aren't like, jack.
[28:58]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[28:58]
Dave Portnoy
Like, yeah. J. Lo, Matt Damon have a heart to heart. Since Jennifer Lopez Ben Affleck's divorce. J. Lo, Matt Damon was at the same movie premiere. The two were spotted reportedly having a long, deep conversation. Previously been speculated that Matt and JLo don't get along. I don't love it.
[29:16]
Josh Richards
I was gonna say I don't. It's a tough look like this.
[29:19]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. Like they're holding.
[29:20]
Josh Richards
Just hearing her out.
[29:21]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. But you can't hold hands like that. If. If Ben is your boy and like.
[29:27]
Josh Richards
Time boy, we don't know what they're going through. Maybe it was like, all right, I'm here for you. I love. I love you guys. Separately, you're not good for each other.
[29:34]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. It's just the hand. But you can't.
[29:37]
Josh Richards
They're adults.
[29:38]
Dave Portnoy
They are adults. You can't love each other separately. If Affleck's like, you can't love her separately.
[29:46]
Brianna Chickenfry
Facts.
[29:47]
Josh Richards
Yeah, but we don't know that.
[29:48]
Dave Portnoy
No, we don't know that.
[29:49]
Brianna Chickenfry
We don't.
[29:50]
Josh Richards
Maybe. Maybe it was like, we're better off away from each other. We can all be in our own little corners.
[29:57]
Dave Portnoy
Beyonce was snubbed a Country Music award nomination. The Country Music award nominations release and Beyonce's Cowboy Carter received zero noms. I don't know. Go ahead. Sorry.
[30:08]
Josh Richards
I think this is kind of crazy because wasn't she set to win? Like, everyone thinks she's going to win all the Grammys for this country album, and then she didn't even get one CMA nomination for it.
[30:18]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, the songs weren't good, so I have no problem with not being nominated. Like, I never liked the songs. They're popular because Beyonce and Beyonce. Like, it's Beyonce. She's big steel. It's like too big to fail if.
[30:33]
Josh Richards
You can't say the songs were not good. What was the. What was the one that. It's not Texas. That's, like, equivalent to being played as much as the Shaboozy thing. Like that. And then you look at the Shaboozy song and that's not good. So it's like, why wouldn't Beyonce be nominated, too?
[30:47]
Dave Portnoy
Shaboozy got nominated for what?
[30:49]
Josh Richards
Shabuzi got nominated, I'm sure for something at the CMAs.
[30:53]
Dave Portnoy
Did it.
[30:54]
Josh Richards
Can we fact check? Yeah. Best new artist. Like, he got. I'm pretty sure he got nominated for, like, two or three things.
[31:03]
Dave Portnoy
Someone in the area and not our ear. What happened there? How did you get that answer?
[31:07]
Josh Richards
Because I looked at the nominations last night.
[31:09]
Dave Portnoy
It's two CMA award nominations on Monday. New artist of the year. Single of the year.
[31:15]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[31:16]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. But he is a new artist. She's not. Well, how are they going to give.
[31:19]
Josh Richards
Her new artists single of the year, too?
[31:20]
Brianna Chickenfry
I'm saying his, like, his song was bigger than if it ain't Texas. You don't think.
[31:27]
Josh Richards
I just feel like she should be nominated for something.
[31:29]
Dave Portnoy
But they are. Again, Apples to Orange is like, Shabuzi has his song. Has to really, like, rip for it to get. Because no one knew who Shabuzi was.
[31:40]
Brianna Chickenfry
Right.
[31:40]
Dave Portnoy
Like, it's easier for Beyonce to, like, get a number one or get up there because she's Beyonce.
[31:46]
Josh Richards
That's very true.
[31:47]
Dave Portnoy
I did not like the Beyonce song. I like the Shaboozi song. The Shabi song has worn me out. And I usually can't get, like, overplayed, but it's just everywhere.
[31:57]
Josh Richards
Everywhere.
[31:57]
Brianna Chickenfry
Oh, yeah, yeah. That song is.
[31:59]
Josh Richards
I will really like the Beyonce song. Jack had one with Miley Cyrus.
[32:04]
Dave Portnoy
I like Miley.
[32:06]
Brianna Chickenfry
I like the song with Miley.
[32:08]
Dave Portnoy
Shout out, Alice Cooper. Just me. I was supposed to get text with.
[32:11]
Brianna Chickenfry
Can't believe that.
[32:12]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, she just lied. Alex is lied and says she said it wasn't the bet. She's like, I won the bet. No, you lost the bet. I have it in writing. You lost the bet. Jack D's insurance doesn't cover Halloween knockout. Jack Dart is being sued because his security knocked out Karina Kim's friend last night. Last Halloween. Jack is trying to use his renters insurance policies for State Farm to defend him and pay the damages. I don't understand how this guy still gets. I. I don't get his my security guard beats you up shtick.
[32:44]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Me. Is he still doing this?
[32:46]
Dave Portnoy
I think he is. I see it time to time. Yeah, one just came out like the other day too. He was like spraying a guy with a water gun and then the guy tried to hit him and then security guy picked him up and slammed him on a car door.
[32:56]
Brianna Chickenfry
Gosh, that's crazy.
[32:58]
Josh Richards
Yeah. How is he not getting like sued.
[33:00]
Dave Portnoy
The security guard, I guess here.
[33:03]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, I feel like if you're gonna be a. You got to stand by your. Your headiness. You know, when you have the security guard just coming after. It's crazy work to like, with someone and then when they come at you, you're like, oh, Doug. Yeah, that's his whole brand video.
[33:22]
Dave Portnoy
It's crazy.
[33:23]
Brianna Chickenfry
It's nuts.
[33:24]
Josh Richards
That's so lame.
[33:25]
Dave Portnoy
I wonder if at one point he'll look back and be like, man, that was crazy what I was doing back then.
[33:30]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't know.
[33:31]
Josh Richards
I don't. I think he might be like a sociopath.
[33:33]
Dave Portnoy
Like 60 years old. Still, like doing it. Like people push. Well, yeah, like. Like putting his wet finger, giving someone a wet willy. And then like when they turn around, security guard beats you up. It's crazy.
[33:46]
Brianna Chickenfry
It's. It's only gonna escalate. I mean, I could see it, like, I can see it getting bad. He could start stealing like dentures from old people and then having insecurity beat the shit out of an old elderly person.
[33:57]
Dave Portnoy
Who knows cereal porch pooper goes viral in Louisville. The viral porch pooper has been targeting the same home over the last week. The porch pooper has done the sick, done his business six time on the same front porch. Been caught on camera doing it.
[34:11]
Josh Richards
What the fuck?
[34:13]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, See, I respect this guy's move way more than Jack, though, because he's putting his face to it. No security guard just Balls to the concrete, getting it done six times in a row. No care.
[34:27]
Dave Portnoy
That's.
[34:27]
Josh Richards
I need to know what the people in the house did to this guy though, for him to have to keep going back six times.
[34:33]
Dave Portnoy
You got to be out of your mind. I think you can poop on somebody's fucking porch six times without them like proactively trying to get a camera.
[34:40]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, six times is so many times. And how have they, like, what time is he changing up the times? How have they not been like out there waiting six times after twice they're like, what the.
[34:55]
Josh Richards
Like, maybe they don't want to go like, meet up with like, what if he throws it on them?
[34:59]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, I guess if you're a porch pooper, you're probably not far away from like a throw pooper either.
[35:07]
Dave Portnoy
Anything is on the table. If you're. You're a six time poop felon, anything is on the table. Kendrick Lamar announced to perform for the Super Bowl 2025 alongside Snoop Dogg, 50 Cent, Dr. Dre, Eminem. Mary J. Blige. Little Wayne's longtime engineer Fabian Maraciolo was among many people disappointed with Little Wayne not being named for. Because the super bowl be held in Little Wayne's hometown of New Orleans. Yeah, I could. I could see that.
[35:41]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, there was a lot of. There was a lot of like Twitter stuff going on from this. Like Nicki Minaj was going wild about it. Yeah, I don't know.
[35:49]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. I don't know the super bowl ever does that. Like thinks that. Thinks that part out. But I do think it would be cool to.
[35:56]
Josh Richards
They did for Snoop Dogg, right.
[35:58]
Brianna Chickenfry
Without West Coast. Yeah, I mean, I. That's what I was gonna say. In LA two years ago, they did 50 Cent and I think like Snoop Dogg and all the. It's like kind of the same.
[36:09]
Josh Richards
Yeah. I feel like this already happened.
[36:10]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[36:11]
Josh Richards
Yeah. So confusing.
[36:14]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. I. I would say all things being equal, you got to go. Go to the local guy.
[36:18]
Brianna Chickenfry
Got it.
[36:18]
Josh Richards
I would love to see Lil Wayne.
[36:19]
Brianna Chickenfry
Loane would have been great.
[36:21]
Dave Portnoy
I saw Lil Wayne at a Patriots super bowl party perform in front of maybe 10 people.
[36:26]
Josh Richards
How do you do it?
[36:29]
Dave Portnoy
Oh, good. I mean, there was nobody there. It was like an empty.
[36:33]
Josh Richards
Why was no one there for him?
[36:34]
Dave Portnoy
He went on so late, like, so time.
[36:38]
Josh Richards
That's a thing.
[36:39]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yep.
[36:39]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[36:41]
Dave Portnoy
And it was like. Yeah. People just left. They got tired. Sabrina Carpenter and Travis Scott battle the charts. I feel like we already talked about Same day as Sabrina Carpenter's short and sweet album release. Travis Scott Re releases 2014 mixtape Days Before Rodeo streaming for the first time, Sabrina and Travis both fighting for number one. Sabrina end up narrowly claiming the spot. With a thousand more units sold than Travis Scott. Who cares?
[37:06]
Josh Richards
Yeah, I would expect her to win, right?
[37:11]
Brianna Chickenfry
Oh, I mean, maybe Travis Scott.
[37:14]
Josh Richards
Crazy. I feel like she's really in her bag right now.
[37:16]
Brianna Chickenfry
I think it's also like he's re releasing a 2014 project that's already come out. It's not like this is new music. You know what I'm saying? So it's pretty crazy that he's re releasing a project and selling more than most people's favorite rappers. But yeah, there was, like, some controversy about Travis team saying that there were certain units that, like, weren't. There was, like, 1291 units that weren't accounted for. So he should have been the number one spot.
[37:43]
Dave Portnoy
But all right, who cares? I mean, they both did great. Decisions, decisions.
[37:50]
Josh Richards
Wait a minute. Are you still looking for cars on carvana? Yeah.
[37:54]
Dave Portnoy
Decisions, decisions.
[37:55]
Josh Richards
When I use carvana, I found the exact car I was looking for in minutes, bought it on the spot.
[38:01]
Dave Portnoy
Electric or full diesel.
[38:04]
Brianna Chickenfry
Decisions.
[38:05]
Josh Richards
Come on.
[38:06]
Dave Portnoy
You've been at it for weeks.
[38:07]
Josh Richards
Just buy it already.
[38:08]
Dave Portnoy
You're right.
[38:09]
Brianna Chickenfry
Crossover it is.
[38:10]
Dave Portnoy
Decisions decided.
[38:12]
Josh Richards
Whether you know exactly what you want or like to take your time, Buy your car the convenient way with carvana.
[38:18]
Dave Portnoy
Naomi Campbell claps back at Anna Wintour. Naomi Campbell was being honored with fashion icon award at Harlem's fashion rose fashion show and style awards. When Anna wintour took a jab at niami for being late. Anna said, I'm a very punctual person. I have the honor present tonight to somebody who's often late. When it came time for Naomi to accept her award, Anna had left, leaving har Harper's bazaar editor in chief Samar Nassar to represent Naomi with the award to which Naomi said she would much rather have over the other lady. Naomi still thanked Anna later in her speech. I love Anna Wintour.
[38:54]
Josh Richards
Yes. She's right up your alley.
[38:56]
Dave Portnoy
She. She did something with Kim Kardashian as well when she got mad. I am a punctual person. I don't like when people are late. It's a disrespect to my time. If you're late to me, you're disrespecting me. So, Anna Wintour, I like your style. I don't care how big this lab. If you're late, she lights them up. So good for her.
[39:16]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. But this was a little bit different because it seems that Anna had moved the presentation slot up so she could just go watch the US Open.
[39:24]
Josh Richards
Ah, so she didn't even care. She was just like, I gotta get out of here.
[39:29]
Brianna Chickenfry
She just. She just wanted to go. I still, like, she wanted to get a couple Honey Deuces in her and.
[39:34]
Dave Portnoy
Have a. I've had a. I've. I've done a Honey Deuce review. They're good drinks.
[39:39]
Brianna Chickenfry
They're good.
[39:40]
Dave Portnoy
Like, I did like a one bite pizza with the honeydew last. What was that?
[39:43]
Brianna Chickenfry
What was the rate?
[39:44]
Dave Portnoy
This is like eight or something. It's a good drink. It's a good drink. No, it's a good drink. It's a cutesy drink. I like. Like, I'm. The more chick a drink looks, the more likely I am to like it.
[39:57]
Josh Richards
Yeah, those are the best ones.
[39:59]
Dave Portnoy
I am not, like, if it's dark, I'm generally not gonna like it. So I'm kind of a girly drinker in that regard.
[40:06]
Brianna Chickenfry
Little umbrella in it. It's probably right.
[40:07]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. Correct.
[40:08]
Josh Richards
It's gonna be fruity and great.
[40:10]
Dave Portnoy
Yep. Ariana. Oh, Naomi Campbell still going. Ariana and Naomi Campbell beefing. The Internet believes Rihanna acted like she didn't know Naomi Campbell at a New York fashion event. Week. Okay, let's see the video.
[40:22]
Josh Richards
I'm team Rihanna.
[40:24]
Dave Portnoy
Naomi Campbell in the news a lot. Not for, like.
[40:27]
Josh Richards
Well, it's fashion week, right?
[40:28]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yep.
[40:30]
Dave Portnoy
What, did they just, like, have sex? What was that?
[40:35]
Brianna Chickenfry
Can we get a replay at the start?
[40:36]
Dave Portnoy
Maybe?
[40:37]
Brianna Chickenfry
I just want to see whatever that was.
[40:41]
Dave Portnoy
The deep hug. It's like, odd.
[40:43]
Josh Richards
And he.
[40:43]
Dave Portnoy
Like, she was kind of pushing him off.
[40:46]
Josh Richards
Yeah, maybe. Maybe she didn't have time to look at Naomi because she was like, what the fuck just happened?
[40:50]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, like, she kind of pushes like. Yeah, like, what are you doing? That guy's probably, like, super famous, whoever that was. I don't know.
[40:59]
Josh Richards
Yeah, definitely. Oh, she goes back.
[41:05]
Dave Portnoy
I don't even see n. I don't.
[41:07]
Brianna Chickenfry
Even care where Naomi is.
[41:08]
Josh Richards
She's next to that guy she hugged with the short black hair right there.
[41:12]
Dave Portnoy
Oh, well, what is she supposed to do? She's getting molested. All right. Angelina. Yeah, like, that's not on her. Angelo. Angelina Jolie sings in a new movie. At the Venice Film Festival, Angelina Jolie debuted her new movie Maria, about the renowned opera singer Maria Callas. In the movie Angelina Sings, which she called out of body experience because somebody she was in relationship with was never kind to her about singing. Despite attending theater school, the Internet now believes Brad Pitt made the person who made her doubt herself.
[41:50]
Brianna Chickenfry
What if she sounds. What if she just sounds actually like ass a bad singer. And he was just like, no, babe. Like, honestly, like, you can't say.
[41:58]
Josh Richards
For you.
[41:59]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't. For you. Like, I don't want you to go out there and look like an idiot. Like, you just don't sound that great. You don't sound that. And she just doesn't. Do we have reviews?
[42:09]
Dave Portnoy
Do we have. Okay, we don't know if she'd sing. Listen, if you can't sing, you can't sing.
[42:15]
Josh Richards
I feel like almost all actors, like a list celebrities can act and sing.
[42:20]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. I don't understand. I've never understood that.
[42:23]
Josh Richards
It's like you just get all of it. You get all of the talent.
[42:26]
Dave Portnoy
I don't understand that at all. What? Yeah. Like when Brad. When. When Bradley Cooper sang.
[42:33]
Josh Richards
I know.
[42:33]
Dave Portnoy
Like, it's crazy. It's like you guys can just fucking sing. I guess they do Broadway too.
[42:40]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[42:40]
Dave Portnoy
That's crazy. I agree. I don't get that at all. Maybe it is like that. Like an athlete. It's like if you. If you're good at basketball, you're generally like good at football. You're a good athlete.
[42:50]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[42:50]
Josh Richards
Yeah.
[42:50]
Dave Portnoy
Transition. Yeah. Bizarre new Amy Adams movie trailer is going viral. Amy Adams starring new movie which has been adapted from the book night where a frustrated mother of two year old becomes concerned she's turning into a dog. The movie hits theaters this December.
[43:05]
Brianna Chickenfry
Wait, what?
[43:06]
Josh Richards
Can we watch the trailer? What?
[43:07]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, please.
[43:08]
Josh Richards
Actually, I watched a crazy movie with her recently too. Like. Oh, she's crazy. What.
[43:27]
Brianna Chickenfry
Were they in doggy style? Is that. Is that what they were doing? They were. They're having sex in doggy style.
[43:32]
Josh Richards
That's all you got from that?
[43:34]
Dave Portnoy
That's super weird. But remind me.
[43:36]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[43:36]
Dave Portnoy
Teen Wolf. Remind me of Teen Wolf.
[43:39]
Josh Richards
That is just crazy because she is such an incredible actress that she said yes to that. I just feel like she wouldn't maybe she's very fun.
[43:46]
Dave Portnoy
Very odd preview, but did remind me of Teen Wolf, which is like a classic, but it is super strange.
[43:53]
Brianna Chickenfry
Seems very weird.
[43:55]
Josh Richards
I feel like I watched the whole movie already. Know what happens.
[43:57]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[43:59]
Dave Portnoy
Zac Efron and Phoebe Denver to star in a thriller together. Zach Efron, Phoebe Denver to star in an A24 thriller. Famous, provocative Los Angeles. The thriller explores the dark side of celebrity.
[44:12]
Josh Richards
Oh, I'll watch anything. Zac Efron is okay.
[44:15]
Brianna Chickenfry
I feel like that'll be great.
[44:17]
Dave Portnoy
BFFs corner to wrap it up. So I was on my best friend's tour, Pittsburgh. In San Diego, a fan Came with T shirt with Dave's version of the horseshoes and hand grenades saying on it.
[44:31]
Josh Richards
Yeah, it was funny.
[44:33]
Brianna Chickenfry
Dang, they're quick on that.
[44:35]
Dave Portnoy
Real quick.
[44:35]
Josh Richards
She made it that night. She was so pumped.
[44:37]
Dave Portnoy
That's awesome. Brie went to a sexy red show.
[44:41]
Josh Richards
Yep. Finally got out to sexy red show. It was awesome. She's awesome. It was great. She posted me on her Tick Tock and I was like, wow, this is the best day ever.
[44:50]
Dave Portnoy
She did. She posted on tick tock. That's cool.
[44:52]
Josh Richards
I know. It's really cool.
[44:54]
Dave Portnoy
Stiney. You guys already talked about this. He dropped out.
[44:57]
Josh Richards
Oh, did the podcast come out where.
[44:59]
Brianna Chickenfry
He talked to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[45:01]
Dave Portnoy
What happened, by the way? I think I don't blame him for dropping out.
[45:06]
Josh Richards
I told him that you said you respect the decision.
[45:09]
Dave Portnoy
Oh, you ended up talking to him.
[45:11]
Josh Richards
He called me that day and he was like, hey. Because he watched me and Josh's episode of BFFs together, and he called me the day of Omaha and was like, I have this episode coming out. Can you please listen to. Listen to it? Like, I don't want to say anything bad about Dave. Like, I'm so. I don't. I don't want to get on his bad side. Like, I really look up to him. I'm like, steiny, what the fuck are you talking about? And then he texts me back. He's like, I didn't say anything bad. I was just being paranoid. And he's like, wish I could have been there.
[45:35]
Dave Portnoy
That's why I didn't think he dropped, because I know he kind of looks at me as, like, older statesman of this industry, so I didn't think he'd really care.
[45:45]
Josh Richards
Yeah, that's what I. That's what I thought too.
[45:47]
Dave Portnoy
But he did drop, so let's watch the clip. Has Dave talked to Steiny since? What does that mean?
[45:54]
Josh Richards
Talk to Steiny first?
[45:55]
Dave Portnoy
What does that mean? No.
[45:57]
Brianna Chickenfry
Well, he roasted me and Josh kind of just sat there.
[46:00]
Dave Portnoy
You didn't even say anything?
[46:02]
Brianna Chickenfry
No, no. It wasn't really. I mean, it wasn't like I didn't really have anything to say about it. You couldn't just be like, yo, Steiny's a good guy.
[46:09]
Dave Portnoy
We've met.
[46:09]
Brianna Chickenfry
I think I did say I like. No, you didn't. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I did say I like style. Dave says how he feels without, like, it needing to be a personal shot, I think is what I'm trying to say. Well, it was like a. That was for context, it was like a one minute rant.
[46:23]
Josh Richards
Are you like planning a fight soon or.
[46:25]
Dave Portnoy
No, I love Dave.
[46:26]
Brianna Chickenfry
What, like you wanted me to just stick up for you more? Is that what you're feeling?
[46:29]
Dave Portnoy
I think that you and Chicken Fry are both.
[46:33]
Brianna Chickenfry
I mean, are you. Do you think you're at the same status as Dave Porter?
[46:35]
Dave Portnoy
No, of course not.
[46:36]
Brianna Chickenfry
So. But you could say, hey, you know what? He's a good guy. He'll make it funny, he'll make it entertaining. You could have done something.
[46:42]
Josh Richards
I never say that about.
[46:43]
Brianna Chickenfry
No, but I think there's a level of like, you didn't. Yeah, you gotta and stand up for what's right.
[46:51]
Josh Richards
So, so sensitive.
[46:53]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. And. And like I, again, I don't blame him for dropping out, but I also, I. I don't think any of us are saying. I'm sure he would be funny on that show.
[47:06]
Josh Richards
I love signing that.
[47:08]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I was more just. And not to rehash just like I saw my face and Steiny's. I was like, what the fuck? But I. He's probably would be good in that environment. And so I didn't really mean it how he took it. Like he's not funny or not talented or any of that.
[47:22]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, I'm dp.
[47:27]
Dave Portnoy
Right. All right. Oak Island Music Video released A music video, Brie Help Zach Wright is being released today. Oh, it's out.
[47:37]
Josh Richards
Yeah, it just came out right before we started. I'm. No, I'm pumped. I think it's fucking awesome. It's.
[47:43]
Dave Portnoy
Oh, yeah. You, you.
[47:44]
Josh Richards
It's awesome. Well, yeah, you guys gotta watch it and then tell me what you think.
[47:47]
Brianna Chickenfry
I will.
[47:48]
Dave Portnoy
You wanna watch it now? I mean. No, I don't.
[47:51]
Brianna Chickenfry
Oh, we can.
[47:52]
Josh Richards
We could be honest. You can be honest.
[47:54]
Dave Portnoy
No, no, we cannot be honest.
[47:57]
Josh Richards
Yes, you can.
[47:57]
Brianna Chickenfry
I really could be honest.
[47:59]
Josh Richards
I think you. You will be like, this is great.
[48:02]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, it's like a movie to do it. No, I don't want to watch it live.
[48:05]
Brianna Chickenfry
Why?
[48:06]
Josh Richards
Why can't do it.
[48:07]
Dave Portnoy
Copyright.
[48:08]
Brianna Chickenfry
Ah, he's kind of true.
[48:11]
Dave Portnoy
I bet Zach would give us the copyright for the episode. No, he doesn't even own his own. It's like all the music labels and, and lawyers and then he gets sued. I don't, I don't want a live viewing of it because we can't be honest. So if I don't like it, I don't want to have to be watching it when I don't like it. That's the truth. The truth is.
[48:29]
Josh Richards
But I Am confident you will like it.
[48:33]
Dave Portnoy
She's begging for us to watch it. I. No, no, no. I'll watch it later.
[48:36]
Josh Richards
All right. And then if he doesn't text me, then I know he hates it.
[48:39]
Dave Portnoy
Correct. Zach is headlining stage coach. That's cool.
[48:43]
Brianna Chickenfry
Hell yeah. That's gonna be.
[48:45]
Josh Richards
Oh, yeah, we should all go together.
[48:46]
Brianna Chickenfry
Stagecoach looks unreal this year, by the way. Like, I've never seen a Stagecoach line up like that. Zach roll. Luke Combs. Got the country boys out there.
[48:57]
Josh Richards
Nelly. It's like a really cool mix of people. Dave, would you ever go to something like this?
[49:03]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, it's. It's so far away and I feel like I would much this if I was going to go to any festival, this would probably be the one that I'd go to. I thought about going before. I am not 100 sure if I've been invited to like. Perform's not the right word, but I feel like it was performed. Like, do they do non music stuff at this thing?
[49:28]
Josh Richards
Oh, maybe like to host a radio thing.
[49:30]
Dave Portnoy
It was like, like, I want to say it was like perform your song. No, no. Like it was some sort of food component of like pizza. Was it this festival?
[49:43]
Josh Richards
Maybe they have food trucks.
[49:44]
Dave Portnoy
Wait, what's it. What's in Napa Valley?
[49:47]
Brianna Chickenfry
I mean.
[49:48]
Josh Richards
Oh, I don't know. Josh, do you know?
[49:49]
Dave Portnoy
Is there a festival in Napa Valley?
[49:52]
Brianna Chickenfry
This definitely isn't the Napa Valley one. This is.
[49:54]
Josh Richards
This is where Coachella is, right?
[49:55]
Brianna Chickenfry
The same spot as Coachella.
[49:57]
Dave Portnoy
Bottle rock. Bottle rock. That's it. That's the one I'm thinking of. What? When is this?
[50:04]
Josh Richards
It's in April, I think. Yeah.
[50:07]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, it's. I feel like it's always probably like college basketball types like mark madness, final four type.
[50:14]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yes. Yeah. April 10th.
[50:17]
Dave Portnoy
Brie and Zach Antonio Brown's Crackers of the day. Congrats. I'm like a seven time winner of this award.
[50:25]
Josh Richards
You're a seven time cracker.
[50:26]
Dave Portnoy
Oh, he's. He gives me cracker of the day like once every couple weeks.
[50:30]
Josh Richards
Josh, have you ever been cracker?
[50:31]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't think I've ever been a cracker of the day, no.
[50:34]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, he gives it next.
[50:36]
Brianna Chickenfry
Maybe. Yeah, maybe next.
[50:38]
Josh Richards
Nah, not quite.
[50:39]
Dave Portnoy
What's up?
[50:40]
Brianna Chickenfry
Sell my car in Carvana.
[50:41]
Dave Portnoy
It's just not quite the right time.
[50:44]
Josh Richards
Crazy coincidence. I just sold my car to Carvana.
[50:46]
Dave Portnoy
What?
[50:47]
Brianna Chickenfry
I told you about it two days ago.
[50:48]
Josh Richards
When you know, you know, you know. I'm even dropping it off at one of those sweet car vending machines and getting paid today.
[50:55]
Dave Portnoy
That's a good deal.
[50:56]
Josh Richards
Oh, great deal. Come on. What's your heart saying?
[50:58]
Dave Portnoy
You're right.
[50:59]
Josh Richards
When you know, you know.
[51:00]
Dave Portnoy
Sold.
[51:01]
Josh Richards
Whether you're looking to sell your car right now or just whenever feels right, go to Carvana.com and sell your car the convenient way. Terms and conditions apply.
[51:08]
Dave Portnoy
Tiktoker's dream dinner table. A tiktoker by the name of. You know you unlace. DDD created a mock table with Dave, Alex Cooper, Alex's best friend, Lauren, Sophia Franklin, Suitman Mooge and herself. I would.
[51:21]
Josh Richards
I would dominate this table to see that table.
[51:25]
Dave Portnoy
People would love. People love to see me at this table. I would.
[51:28]
Josh Richards
Yeah, you're at the head of this table.
[51:29]
Dave Portnoy
No.
[51:29]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, you're the entertainment. I think at. You're what makes the table that much more entertaining.
[51:34]
Dave Portnoy
Correct? Yeah. No, I would have fun at this table.
[51:37]
Brianna Chickenfry
I mean, the Sophia and Alex.
[51:38]
Dave Portnoy
Anybody else would have fun, but I would.
[51:40]
Brianna Chickenfry
No. No. No way. Someone else's. Do you think Alex could have a fun time? Like.
[51:46]
Dave Portnoy
No.
[51:46]
Josh Richards
No. Oh, my God.
[51:47]
Brianna Chickenfry
Hundreds of millions.
[51:48]
Dave Portnoy
No, I don't think Dave's table. I would. I would be having fun. And I'm sort of the only one that truly has like an objective. Like, all these people are connected to each other way tighter. I'm like from the outside looking in.
[52:05]
Josh Richards
Yeah. You can say anything to anyone.
[52:07]
Dave Portnoy
Correct. Yeah. Yeah, I'd have fun. Dave's thought I'm presumed innocent. A few weeks ago, the BFFs had to cut footed day talking about the show presumed innocent because Dave thought people would spoil it for him. Yeah.
[52:19]
Josh Richards
Did they? Did you finish it?
[52:21]
Dave Portnoy
I did finish it. I love. I. I thought it was really good.
[52:24]
Josh Richards
Me too. I loved it.
[52:25]
Dave Portnoy
I can't remember what this meant. It was code episode five. Presumed innocent.
[52:34]
Josh Richards
Probably.
[52:35]
Dave Portnoy
No. Who's pd? Who is the girl on giggly Squad? Paige.
[52:39]
Josh Richards
Paige Distorbo.
[52:41]
Dave Portnoy
Spoiled it. Douchebag or something.
[52:47]
Josh Richards
This bag girl, maybe Douchebag girl.
[52:50]
Brianna Chickenfry
That makes sense.
[52:53]
Dave Portnoy
I just needed something if she gave away the ending because I saw her talking about Giggly squad, I think. Or I saw a clip where she's like. I don't want to talk about. She did not give away the ending. So.
[53:02]
Josh Richards
So she's not a douchebag.
[53:04]
Dave Portnoy
No, no, not at all. But I want to put like a pin in it also. You know what shows great What? Fight night. What's that on Paramount? Kevin Hart, Samuel L. Jackson. Okay. Oh, there's like three other famous. It.
[53:24]
Josh Richards
It's like comedy show.
[53:25]
Dave Portnoy
No, it's like a bank robbery, bank heist. Gone bad on a night of a Muhammad Ali fight is three. That's the Kevin Hart. Laurie Hav. Laurie Harvey. Yeah. Dalen Cheadle is three episodes in. Awesome.
[53:40]
Brianna Chickenfry
Have you. Did I already tell you guys about the show from. Did I already ask you guys if you had seen the show from.
[53:45]
Josh Richards
From.
[53:46]
Brianna Chickenfry
From Prime Video? It's like a Thriller show.
[53:50]
Dave Portnoy
No.
[53:50]
Brianna Chickenfry
Pretty unreal. Me and Gabby are watching it right now. If you guys Thriller at all, watch from.
[53:54]
Dave Portnoy
I love it.
[53:55]
Josh Richards
I'm in.
[53:55]
Dave Portnoy
All right, let's read comments and then we are out of here.
[53:58]
Brianna Chickenfry
Sweet. I love watching these two together. They actually act like legit friends. Well, me and Brie are legit friends, so that's good.
[54:06]
Josh Richards
We're friends.
[54:07]
Dave Portnoy
Oh, this show really needs Dave. You don't notice as much when one of the others are gone, but it's just not the same without Dave. Thank you. Damn. No Dave and no Austin. Well, we're both traveling to.
[54:22]
Josh Richards
Yeah, they were coming to me.
[54:23]
Brianna Chickenfry
Bree took the time.
[54:24]
Josh Richards
Holy shit. Brie taking the new look. I'm not even thirsty. I just had glass. Everyone was like, why does she look so different? I just had these glasses on last episode.
[54:32]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, they're crazy glasses, though.
[54:34]
Josh Richards
But, like, it's not like a. That's what it is. Everyone's like, I don't know. I can't tell what she did. I'm like, the huge glasses.
[54:40]
Dave Portnoy
They're big, huge glasses.
[54:42]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. It definitely adds a different look.
[54:44]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Thank you, though.
[54:49]
Dave Portnoy
Is that the guy that's next to Steiny? I don't get it.
[54:54]
Brianna Chickenfry
I think they're just, like, making a joke about how Steiny's maybe better than you. Yeah.
[54:58]
Dave Portnoy
Oh, got it. I didn't get it. All right, Juice Doc, KO9. Get out of here.
[55:03]
Brianna Chickenfry
I love just YouTube hosting the show. I'm older than you guys, but y'all seem to have good heads on your shoulders. You're funny sometimes. Lol. And seem more mature than Dave. I kid. I kid.
[55:14]
Dave Portnoy
They.
[55:14]
Brianna Chickenfry
They kept going back and forth on their own.
[55:16]
Josh Richards
They didn't even know what they really.
[55:17]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. But thank you, Elizabeth.
[55:22]
Dave Portnoy
Why does Dave always look so grumpy? You're rich, bro. Smile.
[55:26]
Josh Richards
I like this.
[55:30]
Brianna Chickenfry
That's a good point. You should smile more. You are rich as well.
[55:34]
Dave Portnoy
I smile when it's time to smile. I don't know. I can't force it.
[55:37]
Brianna Chickenfry
I guess that makes sense.
[55:40]
Dave Portnoy
You just seem annoying and sad in the bedroom and. Shut up. Mostly shut up. What the does that mean? Like reading bedroom annoying. It's sad.
[55:52]
Josh Richards
Shut up.
[55:53]
Dave Portnoy
Most just leave it to us. Just shut up, Dave. Looks like Tom Nook.
[55:59]
Josh Richards
Who's Tom?
[56:00]
Brianna Chickenfry
Do we know who Tom Nook is?
[56:02]
Josh Richards
Probably. It's not going to be someone nice, right?
[56:05]
Brianna Chickenfry
I mean, that's a lot of mean ones back to back.
[56:09]
Dave Portnoy
I don't mind Tom Nook, really.
[56:11]
Brianna Chickenfry
Hey, he's cute. Look how blue the eyes are, Dave.
[56:13]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I don't have no problem looking like Tom Nook.
[56:16]
Brianna Chickenfry
There's some blue eyes.
[56:18]
Dave Portnoy
Tom Nook. Great. Thank you. I don't know if that was meant as a compliment, but thank you.
[56:24]
Josh Richards
All three of you need an ego check. You need to check yourself.
[56:27]
Dave Portnoy
How could I be on this? I wasn't on the last episode.
[56:30]
Brianna Chickenfry
Ah, man, I don't know.
[56:31]
Dave Portnoy
This is from two episodes ago. Oh, well, there's your answer.
[56:35]
Josh Richards
But then it wouldn't be fun if we weren't delusional.
[56:38]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. What are we supposed to do?
[56:41]
Josh Richards
Can we stop with the attacking brief or. Literally, anything she says does. It's always unwarranted. And the hate is not very BFFs of you. Thank you, Alyssa Farnes. Thank you very much. What did you attack me for this one? I wonder.
[56:51]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't know, but when you think about it, it almost seems very BFF to me that we would attack you because it's almost like how you would treat a sibling. And what are siblings if they're not your best friend? Right.
[57:02]
Dave Portnoy
By the way, you know the. The insecurity question you asked me on the live show? I'm like, I can't think of one.
[57:09]
Josh Richards
Yes, I asked Dave. He pulled a fishbowl question. It was, what's your biggest insecurity? And he said he didn't have any.
[57:14]
Dave Portnoy
I remembered it.
[57:16]
Josh Richards
What is it?
[57:17]
Dave Portnoy
Height when people say I look like Zuckerberg?
[57:20]
Josh Richards
Oh, that's your biggest insecurity?
[57:22]
Dave Portnoy
Makes my blood.
[57:23]
Brianna Chickenfry
Shouldn't have guessed before.
[57:25]
Dave Portnoy
Especially.
[57:25]
Josh Richards
Well, that makes me sad that we always make fun of you for it. Than if it's your real insecurity.
[57:30]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, right. It is my real. Especially now.
[57:32]
Josh Richards
Say it again if it makes you sad.
[57:33]
Dave Portnoy
He's trying to become like cool guys. Zuckerberg's even worse.
[57:37]
Josh Richards
Well, you're a cool guy, Dave.
[57:38]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, but can have Zuckerbergs like get ripped and like jujitsu fighting and.
[57:44]
Josh Richards
Well, once you get your shoulder fixed, you can get ripped.
[57:47]
Dave Portnoy
Josh and Dave seemingly jealous of Austin. What?
[57:53]
Brianna Chickenfry
No giggles.
[57:55]
Dave Portnoy
Well, that's just a crazy thing to say. At least speaking for myself.
[58:01]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[58:01]
Dave Portnoy
What? Why is he always on edge? Recently? I'm always on edge now.
[58:06]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't know if that's a recent thing.
[58:07]
Josh Richards
I feel like that's just always. Yeah.
[58:09]
Dave Portnoy
Always on edge.
[58:10]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[58:12]
Dave Portnoy
Dave is the most annoying and funniest part of this group. Thanks.
[58:16]
Josh Richards
I guess maybe it like almost wasn't a compliment that it was.
[58:21]
Brianna Chickenfry
Josh is legit beautiful.
[58:23]
Dave Portnoy
There's absolutely no need to include this in.
[58:26]
Brianna Chickenfry
Why not?
[58:26]
Dave Portnoy
Why not? What's the point?
[58:28]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't know. I think it just like, just blind. It gets the message out there a little bit. It makes me feel better after not getting nominated for Sexiest Tick Tocker, whatever that award is. You know what I mean?
[58:37]
Josh Richards
Yeah. Lifting me up.
[58:38]
Brianna Chickenfry
Making sure my ego's still high so we stay delusional. What's the show without that?
[58:43]
Dave Portnoy
Okay, fair enough.
[58:45]
Josh Richards
They're so nice to us. Bree's looking so gorgeous. I had to do a double take on the thumbnail. I love BFFs. No matter how you post, I'm glad it's weekly. Even if it's just one of you covering. Always watch. Wow. That's a true fan of us guys.
[58:55]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah. Shout out.
[58:56]
Josh Richards
Thank Misty.
[58:58]
Brianna Chickenfry
Josh is actually Dave's son. Convinced me otherwise. Well.
[59:06]
Dave Portnoy
I guess that's if you like.
[59:08]
Brianna Chickenfry
I. I've taken that as a compliment. I'll take it as. I'm taking.
[59:11]
Dave Portnoy
If you don't like me. It's not a compliment.
[59:13]
Brianna Chickenfry
No, I. I take it as a compliment.
[59:15]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, for sure. Okay, good. Haha.
[59:18]
Brianna Chickenfry
I can tell Josh is picking up Dave's mannerisms and voice. Law, man.
[59:22]
Josh Richards
They really do with your dad.
[59:23]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah.
[59:24]
Dave Portnoy
I don't know about the voice.
[59:25]
Brianna Chickenfry
I don't. I don't think the voice at all.
[59:27]
Dave Portnoy
But really, even mannerisms, I haven't noticed. But ah, Dave is elderly beyond his years. Thank you.
[59:35]
Josh Richards
Does that even mean.
[59:37]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yeah, what does that mean?
[59:38]
Dave Portnoy
I'm just. I'm choosing wise. I. I replaced elderly with wise.
[59:42]
Brianna Chickenfry
Right, right, right, right.
[59:43]
Dave Portnoy
Dave's favorite thing to do is disagree with everything Brie says. I don't understand how she bites her tongue every time. Can we not just allow people have differing opinions rather than insisting she's wrong? Well, what do you want me to do, Lindsay? If I say what's one plus one? And she says four?
[59:58]
Josh Richards
Okay. No, I feel like. No, this isn't.
[60:01]
Brianna Chickenfry
How many of these comments, Dave, do you think are Brie burner accounts that she could be on and try to exactly load the comments up?
[60:07]
Josh Richards
Exactly.
[60:08]
Dave Portnoy
Give me an example of when I've said you're wrong.
[60:11]
Josh Richards
I don't know. I don't know. But I feel like it happens.
[60:13]
Brianna Chickenfry
You know which one I saw people rip us apart for Dave is when Bree said she was going back to school and we were like, why would you go back to school?
[60:20]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, that's crazy. But teach their own.
[60:24]
Brianna Chickenfry
Teach their own.
[60:26]
Josh Richards
Tito. I couldn't care less for the subject matter, but the personalities of the trio make it quite enjoyable to watch nonetheless.
[60:33]
Dave Portnoy
Thank you.
[60:33]
Josh Richards
Beautiful sentence.
[60:34]
Brianna Chickenfry
Cheers.
[60:34]
Josh Richards
Yep.
[60:35]
Dave Portnoy
What. What kind of username is that?
[60:37]
Brianna Chickenfry
What was it? User 424-513-6878743.
[60:42]
Dave Portnoy
That can't be, like, real.
[60:43]
Brianna Chickenfry
Ah, it's original.
[60:46]
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, no one's gonna take it. Except we just said it. I'm such a fan of Dave. This goes to show you can get rich without being perfect, but by working hard. Thank you. Humble down.
[60:56]
Josh Richards
Humble down.
[60:59]
Dave Portnoy
Dave is a not as nice. All right, that's it. All right, I'll talk to you guys next week.
[61:08]
Brianna Chickenfry
Yep, Next week. See ya. Peace.