DAVE PORTNOY RETURNS TO BFFS- BFFs S2 Ep 18

Summary

Podcast Summary: BFFs with Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry – "DAVE PORTNOY RETURNS TO BFFs S2 Ep 18"

Release Date: May 8, 2025
Host/Author: Barstool Sports
Episode Title: DAVE PORTNOY RETURNS TO BFFs- BFFs S2 Ep 18

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1. Introduction and Promotions (00:00 - 01:43)

The episode kicks off with Dave Portnoy reintroducing himself and promoting various platforms where listeners can access the podcast, including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, and Amazon Music. Brianna Chickenfry follows with a heartfelt endorsement of Boar's Head deli products, emphasizing the quality and taste that make them her go-to choice for sandwiches.

Notable Quote:
Brianna Chickenfry [00:51]: "When you start with quality ingredients, you don't need to do much."

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2. Dave Portnoy Addresses Anti-Semitic Incident (01:43 - 08:04)

Dave Portnoy delves into a serious topic involving an anti-Semitic incident at his Philadelphia bar. He recounts how bottle service staff displayed hateful signs targeting Jewish individuals, leading to a tumultuous aftermath. Dave shares his frustration with media portrayals, particularly an ABC interview where he felt misrepresented and unfairly blamed for creating an environment of hate.

Notable Quotes:
Dave Portnoy [02:05]: "A bunch of fucking morons had fucked the Jews like as a bottle service sign at our Philly bar."
Dave Portnoy [05:10]: "Anytime I try to defend, like, Jewish people... the last year, year and a half has just gone crazy."

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3. Managing Hate and Firing Responsible Parties (08:04 - 14:21)

Continuing the discussion, Dave explains the measures he took to address the incident, including gathering information on the perpetrators and working with influential groups to implement consequences. He expresses skepticism about the effectiveness of publicly shaming individuals and emphasizes his commitment to combating anti-Semitism despite receiving hate messages himself.

Notable Quotes:
Dave Portnoy [07:28]: "If that doesn't help, nothing will. And they're probably going to drain on society for the rest of their lives."
Dave Portnoy [11:29]: "You're still being hateful."

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4. Experiences at the Kentucky Derby and Horse Racing Insights (14:21 - 29:05)

The conversation shifts to the Kentucky Derby, where Dave shares his passion for horse racing and his involvement in the sport. He discusses the challenges of owning and betting on racehorses, highlighting the unpredictability and high costs associated with the hobby. The hosts reflect on their experiences attending the Derby, interacting with influencers, and the increasing presence of social media personalities at traditional sporting events.

Notable Quotes:
Dave Portnoy [17:07]: "I have connections there. You don't have to wait an hour."
Gabbie Hanna [08:28]: "Somebody needs to rescue Belichick."

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5. Pop Culture, Celebrity Gossip, and Humor (29:05 - 43:08)

The hosts engage in light-hearted banter about various pop culture topics, including controversies surrounding celebrities like James Charles and Taylor Swift. They dissect rumors, share humorous takes on public figures, and interact with fictionalized scenarios involving well-known personalities. This segment is filled with witty remarks and playful teasing among the hosts.

Notable Quotes:
Gabbie Hanna [46:07]: "Caitlin Clark roasted her new teammate."
Dave Portnoy [52:13]: "If anyone should have been canceled, it should have been you."

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6. Product Promotions and Commercial Breaks (43:08 - 60:17)

Throughout the episode, the hosts incorporate promotional segments for products like Ghost Energy Drinks and GameTime tickets. These advertisements are seamlessly integrated into the conversation, providing listeners with discount codes and information about the featured products.

Notable Quotes:
Alex Earl [35:32]: "Ghost energy... They're keeping the Straw Bango flavor forever."
Gabbie Hanna [50:06]: "Game Time makes getting tickets faster and easier."

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7. Personal Anecdotes and Final Banter (60:17 - 61:49)

In the closing segment, Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry share personal stories, discuss their experiences at events, and engage in playful conversations about relationships and social dynamics. The episode wraps up with light-hearted jokes and expressions of camaraderie among the hosts.

Notable Quotes:
Alex Earl [54:08]: "I think I'm... my next relationship will probably be with a girl."
Dave Portnoy [61:47]: "If you haven't had, try Ms. Peaches. Lemonade's fucking awesome."

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Conclusion

In this episode, "DAVE PORTNOY RETURNS TO BFFs," listeners are treated to a blend of serious discussions about combating hate and anti-Semitism, insightful conversations about horse racing and the Kentucky Derby, alongside entertaining pop culture commentary and engaging personal stories. Dave Portnoy's candidness about recent challenges, combined with the hosts' dynamic interactions, makes for a compelling and multifaceted listening experience.

Notable Moments:

• Anti-Semitic Incident: Dave's detailed recounting of the hateful incident at his bar and his subsequent actions ([02:05] - [14:21]).
• Kentucky Derby Insights: In-depth conversation about horse racing, betting, and the influence of social media at traditional events ([14:21] - [29:05]).
• Celebrity Gossip: Humorous and critical takes on recent celebrity controversies and rumors ([29:05] - [43:08]).
• Product Promotions: Seamlessly integrated ads for Ghost Energy Drinks and GameTime tickets ([35:00] - [60:17]).

This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the episode, providing an engaging overview that highlights the key discussions, insights, and highlights for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Dave Portnoy]

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Josh Richards]

Folks, it's the foreplay.

[Dave Portnoy]

Guys.

[Josh Richards]

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[Brianna Chickenfry]

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[Gabbie Hanna]

Yo, what is up, everyone? Welcome back to the BFF's podcast. Make sure you guys tap that bell. Subscribe and like the video. Yes. I guess I kind of took it all, didn't I?

[Alex Earl]

Did. Let's get into that.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Let's go.

[Alex Earl]

How we're doing?

[Dave Portnoy]

Good.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Ish.

[Alex Earl]

You. You had some stuff happen this morning. Did you see it?

[Gabbie Hanna]

I didn't see anything that happened.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I mean, I'm in the weeds right now.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Is this with what's going on at the bar?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, the bar that yesterday. Well, must happen Saturday night. But yesterday, bunch of fucking morons had fucked the Jews like as a bottle service sign at our Philly bar. So I've been in the weeds since that happened. In the weeds. Like just in the weeds talking to the idiots who did it, getting everyone's names, putting together a Trip to Poland to go to Auschwitz, talking to everybody. And like everyone wants to interview like local news stations. I had a blow up this morning because like abc so it's just been a hectic morning. It's better than coffee, I'll say that. Or ghost in this because like woke me the up. But it was a interview with abc. They switch reporters. A, they're like, you're doing with this person. Different one showed up, start normal, like, what are you doing? How'd you find out? How can this happen? Answering it. Then she's like, I have to read this quote and it's from some publication I never heard of. And she's like, professors. And she's like, what would you say that barstool sports and you and white men are the reason that this happened at your bar? And I just lost my. On her. It was so out of left field.

[Alex Earl]

They were like trying to basically say that they did that it was his.

[Dave Portnoy]

Fault or it was like, first of all, I never heard of even. I'm like, I don't even know where this quote is from. And I. So I was like, what did the quote say?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Do you remember what the quote like said?

[Dave Portnoy]

It was that, that barstool sports creates a foster an environment of hate. It was a typical article that has been written by like liberal professors through the years, which I feel like we've kind of shed that. Like I don't hear it nearly as much, but I never heard of it. And she's just saying professors. I'm like, who said it? You're like asking me to react to something. I don't even know where you're getting this. And then it went into. She wouldn't answer my questions. I'm like, well, I'm not gonna respond to you till you tell me what. I don't even know what you're asking me about. Like, I think it's crazy you're saying I'm responsible for this. And then I ended up. She's like, well, I'm a journalist. I'm running the interview. I don't have to answer the question. I'm like, well, I'm a fucking journalist. I run a media thing. And then she's like, you're wasting my time. And I just slammed the computer. So that woke me up. I don't know, 5:30 our time here, but it's the last thing I want to be dealing with right now.

[Alex Earl]

Is it going to. Do you think they're going to air it?

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't know. I hope so. Yeah. I always Hope for those things to be aired. I don't.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Makes them look like it made them look bad.

[Dave Portnoy]

And this is one of those. It was such out of left field, like, it just. I don't know, it's crazy. So I've been dealing a lot with that. And as I'm sure you guys know, it's just you, you. Once you start. Anytime I try to defend, like, Jewish people, which if. If you said five years ago, this is what I'd be doing a decent amount of, like, you're crazy. I'm not overly religious, but anti Semitism. The last year, year and a half has just gone crazy. Like, I get so much hate. And then once I talk about it, I just get even more hate.

[Alex Earl]

You get hate because you're Jewish?

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, my God.

[Alex Earl]

Really?

[Dave Portnoy]

I. I was. I was talking to Austin. I would say a minimum of 100 messages a day. Just being like, you Jew, things like that. It's crazy.

[Gabbie Hanna]

What? Yeah, it seems like in the last like three years, it's like people just think it's okay the.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's happened for sure with. In the Middle east with like Hamas and stuff. And I can certainly separate. Like, I don't say I have the answers for what's going on out there. I think Hamas is terrorist group. But, like, that's a political. Like, even if that sign in a bar said Free Palestine, I would have a very different reaction. You're free to think that way. And you, like, intelligent minds can differ on that situation. Just be like, fuck the Jews is crazy.

[Alex Earl]

When you. When you called them because you talked to the people that wrote it, right? Like the boys.

[Dave Portnoy]

I went. I was on. I had every name, number, address, because Philly is such a home base for Phil for barstool. So I had it all, you know?

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Sorry I cut you off.

[Alex Earl]

Favorite bar stool. Bars too. Philly too.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's a great bar.

[Alex Earl]

But why did they say they wrote it? What was their meaning behind it?

[Dave Portnoy]

Which I would expect them to do when they're caught red handed. To be like, we don't hate Jews. We're just blackout drunk. We're trying to be funny. We didn't think the way the bottle service girl would actually do it. I was like, well, terrible excuse. Yeah. And it's like, what else are you gonna say? It's like, it's pretty black and white. I'm like, I don't believe anything you're saying. They're like virtually crying, if not crying on the phone. Parents are on the call of one of them, and they're kind of. The parents are like, on my side, basically. You better fucking tell. Because I'm like, I want names. I want. And they're like, give them everything. It's hard to believe in that. In that situation, obviously. And then I, you know, I was so mad and I calmed down a little bit and I started talking to like, some other people, like the Krafts, who own the Patriots, run a huge anti Semitism, anti hate group, really. And we were talking like, what, what. What to do? And they. They mentioned sending him to Poland. Auschwitz. I didn't know the kids would agree to do it, but they did.

[Alex Earl]

I see people being mad that they're getting that too.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm blocking fucking Jews. Like, I can fight with Jews. I can fight with everybody. They're like, you're sending them, like, they're going to the Caribbean. They're fucking going on a no frills trip to Poland to tour a concentration camp. That's not my version of fun. I don't know. Fun vacation, that is.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And maybe it doesn't help, but guess what? If that doesn't help, nothing will. And they're probably going to drains on society and for the rest of their lives. But I don't know, like, what is what? Like, just post. Their names are already out there. They're getting suspended from temple.

[Alex Earl]

Like, oh, they are getting suspended from temple?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, one temple announced, one kid is. And I believe the second one, like, the names are out there. So I'm usually put the names out there, drag them, but I don't know, it's like, what does that do? So their lives, it doesn't really help anything. There's all this hate.

[Gabbie Hanna]

No, I think it's like the constant, like, whenever anyone has, like, you know, someone says the N word and gets caught or someone has some racist thing going on, people are always like, they either just like, cancel them and shut them down and like, just everyone goes at them, but then they don't really have an opportunity to learn. And that's what I thought was cool about this, was like, all right, at least you're giving them an opportunity to learn and, like, get better. Instead of just being like, okay, let's just like, say, like, cut them off. Like, they're the worst.

[Dave Portnoy]

And I'm sure they're lying to me like that. Oh, we. We're not anti Semitic. And you know, people sending me and it's Philly, so I'm getting all this stuff. Like, these kids are always bad.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yep.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, we had Someone reach out.

[Gabbie Hanna]

We had a source reach out to me and Brie and be like, I know these kids personally.

[Dave Portnoy]

I had a lot of that.

[Gabbie Hanna]

And this trip will not change.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. So.

[Gabbie Hanna]

At all.

[Dave Portnoy]

So, all right. You just put their names and lights and they're still. And. And behind closed doors or what? I mean, you have to be so dumb to do in a public bar as our bottle service girl.

[Alex Earl]

I couldn't fucking believe.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's.

[Gabbie Hanna]

That's the thing I didn't get.

[Dave Portnoy]

I had the worst conversation with her. She was the one that I was the most like, is this the dance recital girl?

[Gabbie Hanna]

The girl that was at the dance?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yes.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, she's like, I'll call you back in 20. I'm like, are you fucking out of your mind? Like, now? It's like, now or never. And her original was like. I was confused. I don't know what to make of, like, political statements. That was weird. Like, that's not a political statement. She also circumvented the rules. Like, you're. If it's remotely controversial, you should ask the manager. She didn't do that. She said she, like, yelled across the bar. The manager shrugged because she couldn't hear her. And then she just did it. She built it herself. And then she kind of. I felt bad for the second ish. The second bottle service girl, because she was far more like, I'm so sorry. I said it was bad. I didn't want to do it. They texted me, like, a second before, like, the sign was built. They texted me like, we need help bringing this. The girl said, this dancer girl. And she's like, we can't do this. She's like, we gotta go now. They're yelling at me at the table like, they. Maybe she just want tip. But she's like. I was like, we can't do it. We can't do it. And they're like, just shut up and do it. And she's like, I did it and I regret it. She was, like, in tears as well. So I felt they both got fired, but I felt more like she didn't have time to think. It almost seemed like they got texted, came up like, what the fuck are we doing? And then it happened. The kids at the table also are adamant. It's like, we didn't force the waitress to do anything. We said it and she did it. No problems. And that's the vibe I got from her.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

She was just like, I don't know. I just did it because.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, if you say political on that.

[Alex Earl]

On fuck The Jews.

[Dave Portnoy]

That, to me means you kind of have an agenda in your head. And the way she, like, really. Like I asked her, I'm like, what if it said fuck black people or fuck Asians? Would you have done it? She's like, no, that's what we were saying.

[Alex Earl]

Like, what is the difference? Because people are like, it's free speech. You can say fuck the Jews, but you can't come out and write, fuck black people, Asians.

[Dave Portnoy]

Free speech thing. You can say whatever the fuck you want. First of all, it's my bar. It's a private bar.

[Gabbie Hanna]

It's a private bar. So you have the right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I can do whatever. And you can say things and there can be consequences. Like, yeah, like, somebody sent a random dude today. Every once in a while, they'll get me. It's just like, the Jews, like, first of all, why would you send that to me? Random. What if I post that? You're gonna get fired. And he's like, for what? Like, hate speech. He literally sent me a screenshot. Hate speeches protected. I'm like, no shit. But, like, there's consequences.

[Alex Earl]

It doesn't take away from the fact that it's hate.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, right.

[Alex Earl]

Like, you're still being hateful.

[Dave Portnoy]

You're okay with that being broadcast into the world? It's just. It's tough sometimes. You gotta step outside of social media. And I think people are desensitized to it to a degree, but it's not what I like dealing with. It's really been a shitty 24 hours.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And then people will be like, well, he's doing this for attention. Typical Jew. All this shit. It's. I pretty fit, skinny, but I'll wear.

[Gabbie Hanna]

A win in this situation.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wears you down.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

I never. I've never seen you so upset over something.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm not even overly religious. It's like, I tell people. It's like, when you say the Jews, you're talking about my parents, my sister, my family, my grandparents. Like, do you not get that you don't know me. It's. It. It is a really crazy thing, and it's gone up, like a hundred million percent in the last year or two.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. It's a lot different than saying Barstool Dave Portnoy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, totally. And I don't care about that stuff, but, yeah, it's been it. So. I mean, I was shocked when I saw it. It was crazy.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. No, I couldn't. I couldn't believe that.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, well, even in the video, everyone was like, no, it looked like, no one wanted to be there or in the video.

[Dave Portnoy]

A couple of girls. So I talked to the girls. She's like. I was appalled. Like, I. I have a nervous. Like, I didn't know what to. And I kind of get that. It's like, I'm sure very rarely, like, the girl's not ordering what's on the sign. She's at the table. Like, they bring it out in a camera in your face.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, what? It's a tough situation. Is that a reason to ruin someone's life? I don't think so.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. And I've been at tables, too, before where I had no idea what someone else, you know, put in for the table order, and it comes over in the sign and it's some, like, joke at me or whatever and whatnot. Like, a lot of times there are people at the table that don't know what's going on too. Right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Totally. And you're drinking is late. I did one positive video a girl sent me. She screamed at the waitress, like, different table. She's like, does that say, fuck the Jews? What the fuck are you doing? And the waitress just kind of blew it off.

[Alex Earl]

What an idiot. Waitress.

[Dave Portnoy]

Idiot waitress.

[Alex Earl]

Idiot waitress. Oh, my. Did you, like, put her information out there?

[Dave Portnoy]

I haven't yet. My thought process on that. Total idiot. But she didn't ask for the situation. Like, you go to work, these kids, these morons put it on, and she makes a bad decision. But it, like, wasn't F minus handling it. But it, like, wasn't words. Her who came up with the idea. Yeah, yeah, but we did. We fired her.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. Should be. Should be fired.

[Alex Earl]

But now we're in Scottsdale for the BET Gala.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that was a heavy start to the heavy start.

[Alex Earl]

But that's all I'm seeing. It's all over everywhere.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. KFC could have maybe used a little bit of a better wording for the title of his video.

[Dave Portnoy]

Nothing he did. I didn't see it, but what did he do?

[Alex Earl]

He.

[Gabbie Hanna]

He titled. His video was like, Dave's. Like, just the way it was like, Dave. Dave sends kids to Auschwitz. We were just like, like, I'm. I see this title come up. I'm like, oh, my God.

[Dave Portnoy]

He probably did that on purpose.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, definitely clickbait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could have been worded a little different or use some context, you know what I mean? But, yeah, wild title.

[Alex Earl]

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[Dave Portnoy]

Correct. So the Met Gala has always been like a dream invite for me. For some odd reason, I find it fascinating. We have a huge deal with DraftKings, and then it's also generally a huge sports day because you have NBA playoffs going, NHL, mnlb. So last year we're like, let's do our own thing where we just dress up and bet and try to get, like, not only barstool, but celebs and stuff involved. It's gonna be a lot of bars, a few celebs, and the bar is gonna be decked out, like, pretty fancy.

[Alex Earl]

And we, we bet, right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, you bet.

[Alex Earl]

We're betting.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, you bet. It's like a red carpet.

[Gabbie Hanna]

It's the name.

[Alex Earl]

I know, but, like, have you ever bet before? I bet. I bet on the horses.

[Dave Portnoy]

Kentucky Derby.

[Alex Earl]

Yep. I bet on Kentucky Derby. I won.

[Dave Portnoy]

You had Sovereignty.

[Alex Earl]

Yep, I had sovereignty.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had Sovereignty as well, which kind of. I had to go both.

[Alex Earl]

I did Sandman too.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I pulled Sovereignty from a hat, and I was like, how close?

[Dave Portnoy]

Griffin.

[Gabbie Hanna]

At this point, me and Griffin are like, best friends.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. So, I mean, that's celly.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I saw the money on Sandman.

[Dave Portnoy]

I saw the celebration. If I'm celebrating either way, my horse and, and, and one of my friends was celebrating like, that. I would have been like, not good.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I, I texted Griffin right away.

[Alex Earl]

Griffin's video sobbing.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

And then he's up and dancing, jumping up and down.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

I texted Griffin earlier. I, I, I, I don't know if he told you this. I just texted him, stop living My dream.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. I think he did tell me something.

[Dave Portnoy]

Because, like, I've been in horses now forever. I love it. I love gray horses. Like, I. The name of my stable is Go Go Grays. I only want grays. So he gets into it. First horse last year is his first race. Kentucky Derby.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And all of a sudden, I'm seeing him with, like, being like, I own Sandman. And first I've said it on the show, I'm like, there's no way he owns Sandman. Maybe a toenail. Because I know how horses go. The horse costs $1.2 million. Yeah. I can't afford that.

[Gabbie Hanna]

He has. He has a minority.

[Dave Portnoy]

2.5, so.

[Gabbie Hanna]

2.5, exactly.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. And the group is. Is a group that sells shares in a horse, but they gave it to him in exchange for publicity. They got that. Times Infinity has been great.

[Gabbie Hanna]

He did a phenomenal job.

[Dave Portnoy]

But still, the odds of that horse that they gave him getting to the Derby and being like, close is insane.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Insane.

[Dave Portnoy]

And I was getting questions about it, and he was super nice. He's like, honestly, the reason I started getting interested in horses was because of you. Like, I saw all your stuff. So I did get a little frustrated because people are. I was happy for him. But I saw during the Derby, a lot of the commentators, like, for the first time ever, we can talk to, like, Gen Z. It's like, I. I was on BFFs for, like, 10 years, and I. All I do is horse racing.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And nobody said boo to me. He's getting the run around.

[Gabbie Hanna]

But yeah. Yeah. He was on, like, the news above, everywhere. My dad was sending videos of Griffin doing interviews and everything like that. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was. I was. I was happy he got that far. It was probably not the end he was hoping for, but it's. How do you, like.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't ever have a horse in the Derby. Like, it is so fucking hard to do.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Very horses do you have?

[Dave Portnoy]

I have, like, four or five now. But I don't do it like, I want it. Like, I was offered 10% of a horse in the Derby before the Derby. It would have cost me a million bucks. The horse is probably worth 10. He actually scratched. He's tapping Street. He beat Sovereignty. He probably. He could have won the race. I didn't want to do it. Not because of the money, but I like, what. What Griffin did. I want to see the horse as a baby. I want to. Like, I'm not.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Griff's at the stable with it.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's feeding it I'm not just doing it. Like, do you really own it if you just bought it right before? So. No, no, I want to buy it as a baby. I want to watch it. That's so hard because I've said it before, people think, like, the money involved in horse racing is just.

[Gabbie Hanna]

And you don't really make money until they win. And then you sell their semen, Right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, for the most part. And you really. Nobody makes money in horse racing.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Nobody.

[Alex Earl]

For fun.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's a. It's a very rich person hobby. Like the people who. Like the Mike Rapoles and Godolphin who won. I mean, it's like a billionaire chic.

[Alex Earl]

When the. When the sovereignty won, how much did the owner win?

[Dave Portnoy]

5 million. Oh, it's the total pot. I thought the total part was maybe.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Maybe. Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

But then they have to split it from everyone that owns the horse.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

For these guys, they own it themselves. Oh, but it's a chic. I mean, it's.

[Gabbie Hanna]

If 5 mil isn't doing anything, they're.

[Dave Portnoy]

Probably spending 200 million a year minimum on horses.

[Alex Earl]

What? Oh. So it's just a little fun.

[Dave Portnoy]

Rich people, they have so many horses. So it's like if you have 500 horses, one's got to win. You hope one.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I saw something for this year, like, every single horse in the race was related to Back to the same one horse, Secretariat.

[Dave Portnoy]

I saw that. I don't know if that's true. I saw that.

[Gabbie Hanna]

They were all just all coming down from Secretary. Yeah. Because everyone just wants the winning horses. Jeans.

[Alex Earl]

That's crazy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Did you like where you were sitting?

[Gabbie Hanna]

The turf Club?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. I hated your seats.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Oh, okay. I was pretty happy with them.

[Dave Portnoy]

I hated them, but I like the seats. Just too much commotion. I don't even know how did you, like, sit there? Because you were with Alex Earl and like, I assume you guys are getting bothered for pictures. Yeah. Every one second there was a.

[Gabbie Hanna]

There was a lot of photos.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. See that? I can't, like, I'm handicapping. I'm trying to. I. You can't. There's not a second yourself where you were sitting.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, it wasn't. I mean, when we got down into our seats, like, you can't, like, go through those glass doors and come down and hang out with us in those seats.

[Dave Portnoy]

You were through the glass door.

[Gabbie Hanna]

We were through the glass door. Down, like at the tables.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, oh, maybe you were not where I thought.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. Like, you know how there's like the turf club and that's inside.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. So we Would go outside the glass doors, all the way through. Outside the glass doors, sitting down. The only time it was, like, hectic is when we go in and grab.

[Dave Portnoy]

Food, which, again, shows the ultimate disrespect that I'm given. We were on the other side of the glass doors. We. We. I asked to go through the glass doors because I'm like, I can't.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Probably didn't have the right wristband.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't want to be, like, a dickhead, but, like, I can't sit out here because I'm going to be harassed. And why I say, I usually, I don't care, but I'm trying to pick my horses. They said, nope, you're on the other side. So that makes sense. That's why we didn't go back. That's why we watched it. Miami.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Oh, okay. Yeah. Because everyone was coming up to me, you know, being like, why isn't Dave here this year? Why isn't Dave here this year?

[Alex Earl]

I would have assumed you were going to be there.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I actually had, like, a stoolie fan come up and was like, I sit beside Dave every year.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. That's why he's not here.

[Gabbie Hanna]

So I'll let that guy know you're the one that drove him away.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right, that makes sense, because I'm like, how are they sitting there?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. No. And people gamble like crazy in there.

[Alex Earl]

How much did Braxton win?

[Gabbie Hanna]

He won. So everyone's reading the lips from his video, and they think he won 500k on betting? On the winning?

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. How much did he win?

[Gabbie Hanna]

He bet $500. Oh, so he won, like, I think it was 4 grand or something like that, but it was like, everyone was like, he won $500,000.

[Dave Portnoy]

What?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. You would have to have put down, like, what was it? I think the odds did change before to a little bit more bet. Like, we made more money because the odds changed when it was, like, wet dirt or something like that.

[Dave Portnoy]

You would have had to bet, like, close to 100k.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Oh, God. Yeah. No, he only bet 500 bucks.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I think it was 8x when we bet it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, it was around 7 to 1, I think.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Off at so crazy. You would have had to bet a good amount of money, but.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. Want to do headlines with Dave?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Alex Earl]

It's been. It's been a while.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yep.

[Alex Earl]

All right, first up, we got Alex Cooper. She has a Hulu docu series. Call her Alex. It's going to premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival June 8, Hulu June 10, and predictions like, what do you think? Will it be included? Do we think Sophia F. Will be a part of it? Is Dave in it? Did you know about this?

[Dave Portnoy]

I knew she was doing the doc because I'm not in it. I don't believe. But she came through the barstool office with a crew and tried to, like, pretend that she was like, buddy, buddy with everybody. Everybody was like, this is the nicest you've ever been to us since we've known you. Like, I heard it was a very awkward. She'd be like, hey, hey. Like, Nate. My buddy Nate's like, what? So I think there will be a part of barstool. I would say it is not a realistic showing interpretation of her career with us. I mean, I get along with her, but she barely acknowledged the existence of anyone else in our company. But I assume that part will be in it. Will Sophia with an F be a part of it? I would be stunned.

[Alex Earl]

No way in hell. I don't think. Maybe, though, if Alex is smart. She is. It would do better if Sophia, with.

[Dave Portnoy]

An effort, if they ever came back together for, like, a pod or something, it would be gigantic. But I. I don't see any possible way that's gonna happen.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, yeah. No. No way. Now, that would be. I would. I would tune in for that, though.

[Gabbie Hanna]

So it's just, what, a docu series on her life? It's just.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I think she had that crew following around for quite a bit.

[Gabbie Hanna]

So, like, wedding might be included.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, Yeah, I could see that.

[Alex Earl]

Sure.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

[Alex Earl]

Probably, like, all of, like, the unwell styles.

[Dave Portnoy]

I. I think they'd show too much. Like, I don't know when they stopped feeling like. Stop filming. Like, I don't think they show, like, the Alex, Earl, Alex Cooper split, even if they had the footage.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

That was only, like, what, two weeks? Two months ago?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Definitely longer than two weeks ago.

[Alex Earl]

I have no sense of time.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Travis. Kelsey.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. What did you think about this? Are you following still anything of, like, that Blake Live a little bit.

[Dave Portnoy]

Obviously a swifty. So.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, Yeah. I see you doing, like, paparazzi interviews. And, like, the comments will be like, gosh, Dave definitely misses bffc. Gave this, like, paparazzi interview. Guys so much time, like, because you're just, like, missing the gossip.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that guy. That guy hits me. No, I. I'm obviously on Travis. Anything. Travis and Taylor. I'm on their side. I saw the interview with your girlfriend. That was funny. She called Blake a.

[Alex Earl]

What is she a. Or something?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, she, like, what Is she a. Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Has there been anything. Cuz last time you came on BFFs, you sat down and you had so much to say. Has there been any drama you've been.

[Dave Portnoy]

Trying to talk about that was more recent than BFFs? That. That last time I was on BFFs was more recent than when I stopped. So my timeline was still BFF focused.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Effect still had things coming.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. So I'm not seeing anything now. Like I'm on Beagle talk and like Peach Pitbull talk. What else is on my. I'm not seeing. I don't.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Is not a lot of drama world.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I'm not seeing the drama. So I don't know what's really going on.

[Alex Earl]

There's a big drama, the James Charles drama again.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Do you want to run them through this?

[Alex Earl]

Okay, yeah, I'll run you through it. So there was this girl. You. We've talked. We might have talked about her on BFFs while you were on it before, like watched her videos. But her name is Kayla and she was best friends with James Charles for a while. They did a bunch of videos together. Kayla was dating this guy named Evan for a while and she came forward about like a month ago, a month and a half ago with solid proof crazy videos of her boyfriend Evan, like beating the crap out of her. Like really, really deranged crazy videos. She would have, like there was videos of him like punching her in the head. All this crazy stuff.

[Gabbie Hanna]

And he's been arrested.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's been arrested here.

[Gabbie Hanna]

He's.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's arrested and awaiting a trial.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, they're going. She's flying. I know she's flying into a trial like right now. She might be in LA for court right now. But anyway, James knew that she was being abused by this Evan guy. And after she had come forward with it, she brought it all into the Internet. James Charles reached out to Evan and was like, I understand what you're going through. Like people are always going to try to put you down. You can like stay with me. I'll take care of you. So he like housed him Evan guy and also was like having. Hooking up with him, sending him crazy pictures, going back and forth. This Evan guy was with James Charles all while he knew all of this crazy stuff. He's still getting like sexual harassment allegations against him. And then like people came forward and he housed this Evan dude and like was having sexual relations with them while he knew about the Kayla stuff.

[Dave Portnoy]

What has James Charles said?

[Alex Earl]

He's been absolutely silent there Was a video of him on the Hollywood fix. Did you see that?

[Gabbie Hanna]

No, I didn't.

[Dave Portnoy]

So Kayla is the one saying James knew about all this.

[Alex Earl]

Yes.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, they were like, they were like good friends.

[Dave Portnoy]

But there's no proof or there is proof that he knew.

[Alex Earl]

I think there is. Like she talks about it in her video when she first came forward, before all of this came out that like all of her friends knew about it. She showed them in Evan also. So there's this one guy who did a sit down interview.

[Gabbie Hanna]

The guy, the cardigan, I think his name's Zach Zack.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

He's the other friend in this friend group. Zach is like an out. He wasn't involved in any of the sexual.

[Alex Earl]

He was best friends with Evan and watched all of it unfold between Evan and James Charles. And James Charles. And Evan would talk about what would happen with Kayla. So like James Charles knew about everything.

[Dave Portnoy]

He can't stay out of trouble. He's been in trouble since we started this thing. Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I don't understand how it's still. It still goes on.

[Dave Portnoy]

And I'm not saying it's always true, but if you don't address the like, if you don't hit this head on, be like, this is fucking not true. This is fake. I tend to believe maybe you're guilty because why else would you be quiet?

[Gabbie Hanna]

And they're not ever light allegations.

[Dave Portnoy]

No.

[Gabbie Hanna]

It's like, it's like boys. It's like, you know what I mean.

[Dave Portnoy]

This guy to fuck.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And that's why. So that's breaking out. He wanted to hook up with this guy. So he kept the allegations so he could pay to have sex. And the other guys were like, money's money. So you just have gay sex for money?

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wow.

[Alex Earl]

And he was like, this is the only thing that will keep me relevant because Evan guy wanted to be super famous. And then James Charles was like, I can help you. Just stay quiet. Don't say anything. Pretty insane. But I don't. I don't know if he'll come back from this one. But who knows? We say this.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. He always. He's the bounce back king.

[Alex Earl]

King, queen. Yeah. Queen, green, whatever. I don't know. Yeah, but he hasn't said anything yet. Chester.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. Because he's a joke. You know the guys that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Or clown. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. I don't know. You can't be. Well, maybe you could be. I guess maybe if you're down that bad, you can't really be straight and then accept Gay sex for money. Can you? You'd have to have a little gay in.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

You just got to be broke.

[Dave Portnoy]

But how do you get hard?

[Gabbie Hanna]

That's what, that's kind of where my point.

[Alex Earl]

Unless you're taking it.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's a good point.

[Alex Earl]

Right. If you're at his bottom.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. Or, or you're just blowing. Maybe you're just blowing.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. Blowing and catching. Right? Yeah, I think like.

[Gabbie Hanna]

And these are the things you've missed, right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Right. All right. You gotta. Been following the Bill Belichick. Yeah. And Jordan situation here.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Is there more to come out of it?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Well, it's kind of like, I guess she's just a very controlling.

[Dave Portnoy]

I tried to get her to go on chicks in the office.

[Alex Earl]

You said. Yeah. You met, you met her.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, yeah, I know. Both.

[Alex Earl]

Okay, what's it, what's it like behind closed doors? You think.

[Dave Portnoy]

I've said this? So I met her at a speaking gig. I was speaking at an event, as was Bill. It's the first time I met her. And she was in charge. She was like, if you said this is his PR or like whatever agent or whatever and not his girlfriend, it would make sense. She is in charge of what he's doing.

[Gabbie Hanna]

How does that happen?

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, and I heard that before going in.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

That like, if you want to get something done with Bill Belichick, you have to go through Jordan. And that's the truth. And now it's come out. You know, that interview, obviously that went crazy viral, which I think I sparked to go viral because CBS Sunday mornings like my show, like, I watch it every morning.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Right.

[Dave Portnoy]

And I was stunned and made a video. It. I don't know how it happened there. You could look at it. There's so many different ways. And I've said this on other shows because I've been interviewed about it. I, I will see them both in Nantucket. I will. They live there. I live there. And I don't want to be carrying a watermelon out of Super Stop and Shop and have Jordan punch my face in because I've like trashed them and have it be like, so awkward.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Probably drop the water.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Like, so I know I'm going to see them. I don't know. It maybe Bill is just like, I've seen people be like, well, she's using him. Well, what if he's using her? What if they like each other? Like, I don't know that Bill Belichick has Too many like 25 year olds, like attractive girls waiting to.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Right. So Maybe he's probably line up the door.

[Dave Portnoy]

Maybe he's like, that's not true.

[Alex Earl]

Do you know how many attractive 25 year olds would fuck him because he's so rich?

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't know if that's true.

[Alex Earl]

I know that's true.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't know.

[Alex Earl]

I have about 25 friends that would totally do that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Because he's old.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And I also want to say something. I've heard a lot of people be like, well, Dave can't comment. It's like their age gap is older than my years alive. So let's like, wait, is he. Yes.

[Alex Earl]

Oh, my God.

[Gabbie Hanna]

He's like 80.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. He's mid-70s or late-70s. So it's a little different. I, I, I didn't get the vibe. Like, I got the vibe she really liked him, and, and he really liked her. It's surprising to, as someone who grew up on Belichick and a Patriot fan, just see someone who's always seemingly in control, being control. That is surprising, and it is a crazy story.

[Gabbie Hanna]

My take last week on it, I was like, maybe the guy's just done being in control. Maybe he's been in control for 60 years of his life and it's just, like, so fucking tired of this. Someone else just. You tell me what to do. I don't want to tell people what.

[Dave Portnoy]

That'd be wild. I, My mind went wild. I don't. It's like, it gives me the ick a little bit. But imagine she's just, like, dominating him.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Oh. Like in the bedroom.

[Alex Earl]

He's like a submissive little bill.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

So that, that's called. That's laughing at me.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's, like, really hard for me to.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Swallow as, like, it's probably hard for him to swallow.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Is he, like. He's my guy, so.

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[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, hey, we're doing it. We're doing a podcast.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Right in the middle. What's up? How you doing? Good.

[Dave Portnoy]

Good.

[Gabbie Hanna]

How are you?

[Dave Portnoy]

Gilly, Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Gilly Shock. Sound like Miami Dave right there.

[Dave Portnoy]

What did they do at the bar, man?

[Gabbie Hanna]

He tried to do some dumb. Huh?

[Dave Portnoy]

Wallow. Called me the other day. Yeah, he's like. He's got the manager on the phone real dumb. I've been dealing with now for 24 hours. It's the worst. Yeah. So crazy.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Thanks for popping by.

[Alex Earl]

I. I kind of knew that was gonna happen.

[Dave Portnoy]

I feel the voices. I could.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I could smell the weed before I saw him.

[Alex Earl]

Oh, when I came in last night.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I was like that, though.

[Alex Earl]

My room smells like.

[Gabbie Hanna]

We.

[Dave Portnoy]

When we did Surviving Barstool, he, like, smoked out the whole. The whole office.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I was actually gonna text you last night because I had nothing. I was like, do you think there's, like, a Barstool person here that has a little J.

[Dave Portnoy]

Should? Yeah. You should have played the game harder, please.

[Alex Earl]

What. When did he get out of Surviving Barstool?

[Dave Portnoy]

Early, but he didn't. He wasn't even trying to make alliances and shit.

[Alex Earl]

No, he was. He was a vibes guy.

[Dave Portnoy]

He was. He was baked out of his mind guy.

[Alex Earl]

Would you ever get. Would you ever. Would you two get high together? Would you smoke weed? If we offered you some weed right now, would you smoke?

[Dave Portnoy]

No, not right now. Because he's got a big day. I mean, I used to smoke a little bit, but I. I weed me up worse than any drug.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Honestly, like, I used to do ecstasy a lot. Like, going out. Fine. Didn't me up, I'd be tired. Loved it. Weed. Want to go to the hospital?

[Gabbie Hanna]

I think.

[Dave Portnoy]

Strange.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I'm pretty positive the first Time I went out with you. You did ecstasy?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, if I. Yeah, yeah.

[Alex Earl]

In Miami, we did.

[Dave Portnoy]

Actually, if I'm up past 10pm in Miami, I didn't.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Y' all did.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't think I. If I'm up past 10pm in Miami, you can almost guarantee I'm on drugs or else I'd be asleep.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, there's no shot I'm up. But yeah, like, I mean, I've obviously done it, but I get, like, panic attacks.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Huh.

[Alex Earl]

Do you get in your head, like, everyone's talking about you?

[Dave Portnoy]

My heart just. My heart feels like it's going to explode.

[Alex Earl]

Oh, that's no fun.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Right, right, right. You zone in on the heartbeat a little bit.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. And then it's.

[Gabbie Hanna]

So maybe you just need to go to, like, some like, OG strains. Stuff nowadays is a lot stronger made than it used to be. You just need to find yourself, like, a good OG strain.

[Alex Earl]

Whatever. I've been hitting Josh's dad pen at one hit and then I crack up. I can only do one hit.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, I. I get. My skin gets dry. Like, I feel like my pores are closing.

[Alex Earl]

Oh.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like they can't breathe. It's really not fun for me.

[Alex Earl]

That sounds like a nightmare.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Sounds like your body is shut.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Not, not. Not my drug of choice.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Not that shriveling up. Your heart's beating out of your chest.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm not really doing any drugs now. Like, I used to be. Adderall, if you can say that. Every day. But I go to bed early. The dogs get me up early, so I'm clean. Living.

[Alex Earl]

That's good for you.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Miami living. Oh, this one's awesome. Gigi and Bradley Cooper made it official. IG Official. This is a good hot couple. They launched it. Hard launch. Do we like them?

[Dave Portnoy]

I thought Gigi looked too skinny last night. I saw her. I don't want to like body shame, but she looked really skinny to me in the video I saw.

[Alex Earl]

Well, she's like a supermodel, so. Aren't they all like super, super, super tall?

[Dave Portnoy]

It is a great looking couple. Hard launch. I thought they've been dating for a.

[Alex Earl]

While, but they never posted anything together. People would always just paparazzi them.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, God.

[Alex Earl]

So they never said it.

[Gabbie Hanna]

That's why they call it the hard.

[Dave Portnoy]

The hard launch.

[Gabbie Hanna]

They've been soft launch. Good for them quite some time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

You don't hear too much negative shit about Bradley Cooper.

[Gabbie Hanna]

No, no.

[Dave Portnoy]

Right.

[Alex Earl]

No, not. I don't think anything ever.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I was just out on the streets handing out Philly cheesesteaks.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, that's all he does.

[Alex Earl]

Try this cheesesteak thing. It was kind of.

[Gabbie Hanna]

And then pops in a movie.

[Dave Portnoy]

Not that good.

[Alex Earl]

Did you try it?

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, first of all, like, that should be my cheesesteak place. But that's. That's crazy. What. What's.

[Alex Earl]

It was just. It wasn't as good as I thought.

[Gabbie Hanna]

It was going to be.

[Alex Earl]

And I waited an hour for it.

[Dave Portnoy]

I put Angelo's on the map. Like, that's a Philly cheesesteak. And I love the guy. It's the best cheesesteak in Philly. Best pizza. Like, I did a review. Double nine fours. As busy before. That is next level.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Double nine fours.

[Alex Earl]

Angelo's is good.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's the same thing.

[Alex Earl]

Danny and Coops. Yes, it did, but it wasn't good.

[Dave Portnoy]

Danny is Angelos.

[Alex Earl]

Oh. So that's when I went in Philly. I got that because everyone said, you have to go. And then the one in New York, it was, like, soggy. And it was then.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's disappointing. And maybe I'm glad I didn't have my name on it. But. Yeah, then Bradley Cooper. Philly guy came out. Bradley and Cooper. But it's the same. Like Angelo.

[Alex Earl]

It was like the buck.

[Dave Portnoy]

The Cooper cheddar.

[Alex Earl]

I didn't like the.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's not good. That's like when it happened with the pizza. With the pizza place in New Haven that they started expanding and the quality went down.

[Alex Earl]

Well, yeah. I wonder because the line was just. We waited an hour in the rain, so maybe it's just because they're making so much and pushing it out, but it wasn't.

[Dave Portnoy]

I have connections there. You don't have to wait an hour. Rain for that place.

[Alex Earl]

I did. Well, I didn't know that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Angelo's is one of the best. And that is supposed to be Angelo's. It's like the same thing.

[Alex Earl]

Well, you got to try the New York one and then tell me if you think. Oh, I forgot about Diddy. He's going on trial today. Today?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yep.

[Alex Earl]

He'll be starting trial today, May 5th. Being charged with racketeering, sex trafficking, transportation to engage in prostitution. He has pleaded not guilty on all of the five counts that he's been accused of. His defense team attempted to delay the trial by two months, but were denied. The trial is not being televised.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's crazy. It's not been.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, I would have thought for shirts.

[Dave Portnoy]

I wonder why that is.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, I thought 100% it would be televised. Who. Who has a Say in that, like, how do you get to pick if something is public or not?

[Gabbie Hanna]

I mean. Yeah, I guess you would think, just.

[Dave Portnoy]

Because the entertainment value of it. I don't mean to be crass, but generally, if there's money to be made, which I'm sure there is, so that's surprising to me.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Or it's just like, you know, elites trying to not get it televised because names are maybe dropped.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. Or maybe like a lot of the people that are going to go against him don't want to be, like, known.

[Gabbie Hanna]

True, true. That could be a thing. Like, I guess if you're going up on stand, like, you don't want your face out there going up against Diddy. Yeah, yeah, that's a fair point, actually. That seems like it really could be the reason.

[Alex Earl]

Your boy with Zoe Kravitz.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, they're going strong. It seems good for them.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, Zoe Kravitz is real pretty.

[Alex Earl]

Oh, she's a smoke show mean.

[Dave Portnoy]

Her dad is the hottest guy ever.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, he's the hottest guy ever.

[Dave Portnoy]

Bisexual.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I believe that you were the dad.

[Dave Portnoy]

The dad. Is he not?

[Alex Earl]

I think. I think when you're that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he. Yeah, everything.

[Alex Earl]

When you're that beautiful looking, I feel like you're like, pansexual.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, Correct. I agree.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Okay.

[Alex Earl]

I mean, it's like, why wouldn't you be? Everyone wants to. You.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

And then you. Only the hottest people.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yep. I agree.

[Gabbie Hanna]

You know, I don't.

[Dave Portnoy]

I. I don't know with that at all. No, I look like.

[Gabbie Hanna]

No, like, I don't agree with, like, hey, love is love. Go love. But I'm saying, like, I don't think you're just, like, really attractive. And then, like, you know what? I'm so hot. I just. I'm gonna fuck it.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, I think that's how it works.

[Alex Earl]

I don't know. I think just when you're at that level of hots, like, I kind of agree. Yeah, it's like Zoolander.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's like. It's like that scene in Zoo, right?

[Gabbie Hanna]

No, I know that, that.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's. That's what happens to those people.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Do you not think maybe that's just a condition of becoming, like, a sex addict and then regular sex isn't enough for you anymore.

[Dave Portnoy]

Could be.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Had so much sex and now you're trying to chase new things to. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Hard.

[Alex Earl]

Maybe.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't know that's even that. I just think you end up in situations where so many beautiful people and it's like Creed from the office. Like, if a guy Slipped in during, like, you know, he's talking about Woodstock. He's like. It's hard to tell. I just think you're. I honestly think, like, the Zoolander scene, when they're all. Everybody is. What happens with Lenny Kravitz?

[Alex Earl]

I think so. Especially when you're, like, a rock star like, that. Everyone fair.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

She's gorgeous.

[Alex Earl]

I talked to Noah. Noah about this. Like, I. I didn't even know this was happening.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, we haven't, like, deep on it.

[Alex Earl]

I had no. I had no idea.

[Dave Portnoy]

Publicly rubbing feet on a park bench. Why does he look homeless?

[Gabbie Hanna]

He just got off. Well, he likes to grow the beard out in between roles. Like, he always does that. He'll always have that, like, burly beard kind of going.

[Alex Earl]

He looks like Joe from you in this picture.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I do see that, actually. I think that's who I thought it was before.

[Alex Earl]

Me too.

[Gabbie Hanna]

But I also just got off of a. A 24 film, I think, where he had it grown out a little bit. It's a war movie that's coming out.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, we were talking about that last time.

[Dave Portnoy]

I have a question. This is going back. I should ask it. But when I saw it did. Have you. Have you guys cleared up Braxton bailing on you guys like, you. He's, like, your best friend.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, we.

[Alex Earl]

We've cleared this up, like, so many times.

[Dave Portnoy]

What did. What. What did he.

[Gabbie Hanna]

It was his PR team that didn't tell him about it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. I.

[Alex Earl]

He was heartbroken about it, I promise you.

[Gabbie Hanna]

The way he. It didn't even make sense.

[Dave Portnoy]

Didn't I see me going in on him?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Oh, definitely.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

But I think he was like. He was like. Like, dave can reach out to me. I'm good to clear. Not in, like, a threatening way. He was more just like, I'm good to clear. Like, I want to be Alex Earl.

[Dave Portnoy]

For Braxton's number, but I think I had the wrong number.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Well, I know he, like, definitely did not mean it. It was a. I think it was a PR team thing, or. I. That's what I believe in what I've been told. The way he texted me, being like, hey, are you going to Super Bowl? It was that Super Bowl.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, Super Bowl. He.

[Gabbie Hanna]

He texted me and was like, hey, are you going to Super Bowl? The day we were asking, who asked, are you going to Super Bowl?

[Dave Portnoy]

Follow up then. Is he still not allowed, like, his PR team was like, he's not allowed to go on barstool.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. Nothing. Barstool is what we were told.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. But then He.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's great.

[Alex Earl]

He was just like. I didn't know. It was like a miscommunication, but maybe he didn't want to say, I don't do anything.

[Dave Portnoy]

But. But that's what I.

[Alex Earl]

That's what we did.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'll get his number. I'm gonna be okay. What do you mean? Your PR team, You. They work for you?

[Gabbie Hanna]

No, I don't think he, like, listened to the team. I don't think the team told him about it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay, well, I. I don't like, not. This is why it's actually refreshing not being on bff because it creates enemies for me that I don't need to have. So I'd like to.

[Gabbie Hanna]

You shouldn't have it. Like, he shouldn't be on your enemy list. Okay, I'm maybe his PR team, but.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, I don't buy that.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I do buy that. You're telling me a PR team wouldn't maybe block something because they are communicating with your agents and.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, that's fine. That's fine. But if you hear from it, then you'll be like, fuck that, I'm going on.

[Gabbie Hanna]

No, but I don't think they even communicated it right.

[Alex Earl]

He didn't even know.

[Dave Portnoy]

But now he can come on. I keep waiting, of course. Every week I tune in, be like, braxton will be a guest. And then I see him at the derby with you guys, and it's like, when is he going to be?

[Alex Earl]

Well, now. Maybe he has to come on BFFs now.

[Gabbie Hanna]

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[Alex Earl]

Caitlin Clark roasted her. Her new teammate.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, it was a very funny line. Little the two blondes. Little less tan, a little more B ball ladies.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Because they went at her first right about like not being.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah. I'm. I'm. There's a chance I end up doing a WNBA podcast with Sophie Cunningham.

[Alex Earl]

No, she was at Barstool.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes, she was with Wes. Yes. Yes. We're gonna do with them. That kind of fell through.

[Alex Earl]

I was talking to him about it the other day. They like they wouldn't give him enough.

[Dave Portnoy]

There was percentage of it. Like just not between us, but between them too. Yeah. And I would do it because I'm gonna watch every WNBA game. I'm still obsessed with Caitlin. I'm going her home opener.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Sweet.

[Dave Portnoy]

She's ready.

[Gabbie Hanna]

You see that picture?

[Dave Portnoy]

She's got a like this league on fire.

[Alex Earl]

Oh my God. She's a beast.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I wonder what she's benching like.

[Alex Earl]

Dude.

[Dave Portnoy]

Infinity pounds. So much so I'm very excited.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I think she's putting up two plates on the bench.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

You think she can bench more than you?

[Dave Portnoy]

What?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Probably do everything sadly enough. Probably.

[Alex Earl]

Probably.

[Gabbie Hanna]

She's also a professional athlete, so it's not that sad.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I've just been not in the gym. I need to get back. Give me one and I'll out bencher.

[Alex Earl]

Should we do our pop culture hot takes from. From the audience, see if Dave agrees with any of them?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Sure.

[Alex Earl]

Okay. Dave, we read these people, send them in and then you tell us if you agree with them or. Or what. First one. BFFs is better. Without Dave.

[Dave Portnoy]

No shot.

[Alex Earl]

All right, what do we got next?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Jay, I think someone needs to rescue Belichick.

[Dave Portnoy]

Nope. I'm gonna see him in the don't.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Want any watermelon smashed or faces.

[Alex Earl]

Taylor Swift shouldn't be nominated or winning awards for albums she's recording. You agree with that?

[Gabbie Hanna]

I agree with that because it's a re recorded thing. It's. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. I don't think you should win like twice for an award. Like same album.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Sabrina Carpenter can't sing.

[Dave Portnoy]

I disagree with that. I think she can sing.

[Alex Earl]

Influencers shouldn't be taking over the Kentucky Derby.

[Dave Portnoy]

Big agree.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Is this just because you're jealous?

[Dave Portnoy]

No, I it like cuz we got.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Better seats than you.

[Dave Portnoy]

This year I would have gotten. But last year they had Alex Earl do riders up. This year they had Livy Dunn.

[Alex Earl]

Right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Ly Dunn. They don't like know what the other I. I've practiced my riders up. Riders up. Like, I practice it.

[Alex Earl]

Honestly, give it to someone that's practicing, you know, practice.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, I. I love horse racing.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Love it. Like, love, love, love. And I am a pretty big audience in that, so.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Is it typically a girl that does riders two.

[Dave Portnoy]

I can't. They got great ratings. I would rather Griffin did it, to be honest. Like, Griffin loves horses.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a true love.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. I don't think Alex and. And Livy. No. No disrespect. Them are thinking nanosecond about horses.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Dave Portnoy]

But it's an entertainment show.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, every event has influencers out of it.

[Dave Portnoy]

They've definitely picked it up. I don't remember it being like that. Like, I've probably gone to the Derby 10 years in a row, but for this year, the last couple. Yes. I don't remember, like, it.

[Alex Earl]

Before that, I only saw influencer stuff from the Derby this year.

[Gabbie Hanna]

There were that many.

[Alex Earl]

I saw, like, all the carpets, all the parties. It was all influencers.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Five influencers, six influencers there.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, you, Alex Griffin, Gabby, Tiana, y.

[Alex Earl]

Adrien, Alex and Isaac. Alex Allison. Sorry, I meant to say I was talking about Alex Earl, though.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. So it's not. It's under 10, but that they're getting.

[Alex Earl]

All the coverage there.

[Dave Portnoy]

Totally.

[Alex Earl]

Like, that's all that you see coming out of the Derby. You don't really see anybody else.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Well, there weren't maybe. Were there not a lot of celebrities there this year?

[Alex Earl]

You wouldn't know. It was all about the influencer.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I saw Mellow there and that was it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he was there at Guy Fieri's there. I don't know if Aaron Rodgers.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Aaron Rodgers was there. Devonte Adams was there.

[Dave Portnoy]

They go every year. You were sitting on that side of the glass.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I was like. He was like, two tables down.

[Dave Portnoy]

That. That. That, to me, is such an unbelievable slap in the face to me. I can't even describe how big of a slap in the face that is. Not because you. But those are specifically the year before. It's like, I need to sit there or else I can't go. And they're like, we don't have the authority to put you there. Do you go to the Brown Ball, Brownston?

[Gabbie Hanna]

No.

[Dave Portnoy]

Kentucky Derby's liars. That's fine. They're liars.

[Gabbie Hanna]

What's the ball?

[Dave Portnoy]

I was told those tickets are controlled by the Barnstable Brown Ball, which is like a party the night before where, like, Aaron Rogers Does Go and Celebrities go.

[Gabbie Hanna]

We went to.

[Alex Earl]

They give you the tickets to Celebrities.

[Gabbie Hanna]

We went to a Sports Illustrated party before.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. No, not that one.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

Who knows? Whatever it is, what it is.

[Alex Earl]

All right, next. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are already married.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't believe that.

[Alex Earl]

I kind of believe that one.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Charlie XCX is not talented.

[Dave Portnoy]

I need to be more familiar with her catalog.

[Alex Earl]

Boo. That is just, that is not true. She does a one person show.

[Gabbie Hanna]

You can't have that many bangers and not be talented.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. Jordan Hudson is actually a boss and is a victim of sexism and jealousy.

[Dave Portnoy]

I, I what? If you agree with part of this, I can see her being a boss, but I don't think she's a victim of sexism, jealousy. Like if you reverse this and it was a 25 year old guy dominating a 75 year old woman, it would.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Be a Nicole Kidman movie.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I think they'd be equal. Correct. Yeah. So I don't, I don't think it's.

[Gabbie Hanna]

That Taylor Swift picks the worst friends.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Yes.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like I should be her best friend.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

You ride or die and then you're never gonna have to worry about. I'm not gonna do skims. I'm not gonna embarrass you. I'm gonna die on the sword for you.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Right? No, I believe that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I would.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. Brian of Tarth for Taylor. Blake Lively should divorce Ryan Reynolds.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't get it. Isn't Blake the one who's the problem?

[Alex Earl]

People are coming out being like, actually we think Ryan's the problem.

[Dave Portnoy]

Then maybe they shouldn't divorce. Maybe they're perfect for each other.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, maybe they are Perfect. Last one.

[Gabbie Hanna]

JoJo Siwa did not do anything wrong on Celebrity Big Brother.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't, I have no idea.

[Alex Earl]

You have no idea. You know how she was.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Skip that want. Like I feel it's a big rundown. Yeah, essentially. Ah. She was, she was gay at one point.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay, good for her.

[Gabbie Hanna]

And then now point.

[Alex Earl]

Well, she came out like me.

[Gabbie Hanna]

That's where we're about to transition.

[Alex Earl]

Fully lesbian, though.

[Dave Portnoy]

Did Austin tell you? After we were at the body armor event we went to Body armor event. Very nice event.

[Alex Earl]

Well, it's a great event.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Is this the one that I look.

[Dave Portnoy]

So good in the pictures by the way, that white jacket? I look awesome. I'm like cutting you out brie and just taking the pictures.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Wait, jacketing again tonight or.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, no, I have a different day. I forgot. I bought a beautiful horseshoe. Diamond. Gold, not gold horseshoe. Good luck. Diamond pendant. And I forgot it at home because the bar thing happened, and I was late to the airport, so I was dealing with it. When you walked. When you walked out of the event at Body Armor, I asked Austin two things. Is. Yeah. Does that. Does the girl you're with work for us, or is that your girlfriend?

[Alex Earl]

My little cousin.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yikes. Hopefully neither.

[Dave Portnoy]

I thought. I thought you became lesbian.

[Alex Earl]

No, I'm just. I'm like, the last few months, like.

[Gabbie Hanna]

That'S just been the vibe forever.

[Dave Portnoy]

I thought you made an announcement, and I was seeing it on, like, social media that.

[Alex Earl]

Well, no, everyone clipped it, like, hey.

[Dave Portnoy]

I've given up on guys. I've turned lesbian.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I did see that clip.

[Dave Portnoy]

Shocked me.

[Alex Earl]

It's not a shocker.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, no.

[Alex Earl]

That was my. That's my cousin, not my girlfriend.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he cleared it up.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And I thought Devin looked different, too, because she had her hair up. So I was like, that's Devin, right?

[Alex Earl]

That was Devin.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. And then I didn't know. I'm like, does she work for us? Dating her? I don't know what's going on.

[Alex Earl]

That's funny.

[Gabbie Hanna]

You're kind of not like you would date a girl, though.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, of course.

[Alex Earl]

You don't think I would?

[Gabbie Hanna]

No, I don't think.

[Alex Earl]

I think I'm. My next relationship will probably be with a girl, and it's on BFF's corner right now. I also just fallen in love with gay guys.

[Dave Portnoy]

What does that mean?

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, Every guy that I start to like turns out to be gay.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's not that surprising, because aren't gay guys, like, nicer and dress better and all that?

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Alex Earl]

But it's just such a bummer because.

[Dave Portnoy]

They'Re like, how do you not know that? Right.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Within a second, I feel like I.

[Alex Earl]

Thought I had a good gaydar.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Clearly not.

[Dave Portnoy]

How do you find out? They tell you you, like, going to kiss them and they're like, yo, yo.

[Alex Earl]

They'll just be like, start talking about boys. They like.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm like, oh, I have long minutes, hours, days.

[Alex Earl]

Like, maybe, like, a couple weeks.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's crazy.

[Gabbie Hanna]

That's way too long.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's insane.

[Gabbie Hanna]

That is way too.

[Alex Earl]

And it's like, boys that, like, oh.

[Dave Portnoy]

It'S just like, are you 100% sure that they're not.

[Gabbie Hanna]

They're, like, just lying.

[Alex Earl]

They're not.

[Gabbie Hanna]

They're just like, oh, by the way, I, like, guys will come up and be like.

[Alex Earl]

Like, they'll be like, I hooked up with them. And I'm like, what?

[Dave Portnoy]

I have no Idea nuts.

[Alex Earl]

Because it would just be the last.

[Dave Portnoy]

What do you mean? Guys, Guys. Just a random guy will come up, be like, yo, I hooked up with that guy.

[Alex Earl]

New York is so incestual. Like, everyone's friend group crosses and hooks up. Incestual. Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Nice.

[Alex Earl]

Everyone, like, hooks up with each other. It's. It's. Yeah, but it stinks. Everyone's either gay or awful in New York.

[Dave Portnoy]

How's. How's the. Brianna, like, when. I kind of feel like we. When I stopped. You're getting a lot of hate. Has that come down?

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. Everyone thinks Josh hates me, though.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, I saw that clip and I asked her if that was real. I couldn't.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Of course. I don't hate Bri.

[Dave Portnoy]

It looked real that I couldn't.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. Dave was like, is this like the Coachella clip or the last part?

[Dave Portnoy]

It was Brie being like, do you hate me? Or something. You're being an asshole.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. No, no, we were just kidding.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah, we were just kidding.

[Dave Portnoy]

Good. Glad to hear that, Josh.

[Alex Earl]

Kentucky Derby. We talked about that.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. I feel like we already went through all that outfit.

[Dave Portnoy]

Josh right on the fringe.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I mean, it was. I had two outfits every day.

[Dave Portnoy]

No.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. I accidentally wore the other one first because Gabby wore the other one, so I had to match.

[Alex Earl]

She was getting canceled for her boobs.

[Gabbie Hanna]

She was getting canceled.

[Dave Portnoy]

I saw that.

[Alex Earl]

So stupid.

[Dave Portnoy]

A random. I didn't get that.

[Gabbie Hanna]

No, me neither. Was she gonna take him off and leave him at home?

[Dave Portnoy]

That made no sense to me. If anyone should have been canceled, it should have been you.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. Being underdressed, now, I'm not gonna blame that on me because I. I had to take what my stylist gave me.

[Dave Portnoy]

The shoes aren't bad. It's almost.

[Alex Earl]

I like that outfit, but it's not fancy enough.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, I felt like that's right on the edge.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I felt like that, too. I was in there and I was like, this is good. Like, when I put it on, it's giving. Like, I was like, me. Like, the one I wore yesterday would have been fine.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's a good Friday outfit.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one I wore on Friday would have been the right one, but.

[Dave Portnoy]

And Gabby's pretty dressed up.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, no, she.

[Alex Earl]

I look. This was my favorite of Gabby's outfits.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, I really like that one. Yeah, it just, like, gave, like, a very, like, elevated.

[Alex Earl]

Her shoes.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. The polka dotted heels. I like them.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah. But getting canceled for her boobs was crazy.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's nuts.

[Alex Earl]

Alex Earl had the same neckline. She just doesn't have the same size boobs.

[Dave Portnoy]

Alex all has huge boobs.

[Alex Earl]

Not like Gabby's, though.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right. Okay. I'm not gonna go that deep, but I know.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, no, that's okay.

[Alex Earl]

But like, you know what I mean? Like, even all the comments were like, Alex is wearing the same thing, but no one's saying it.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, no, there were people that like, at the, like. Because it did go pretty viral and obviously it's like Kentucky Derby care.

[Dave Portnoy]

Did Gabby care?

[Gabbie Hanna]

She. She really takes hate pretty hard. Like, I think it's just she. She definitely was like worried at the start. She just gets upset and she's like, did I fudge up? Am I, like, doing the work? And I was like, gabby, relax. I said to her, I was like, give it one day and I bet you this will flip flop.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, I bet you it will like. And when I was with Silvana, they're not the most blended people generally at like a Kentucky Derby event.

[Alex Earl]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Which is pretty, like white.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, nor like, she doesn't have that look.

[Alex Earl]

Not so many baddies at the Kentucky.

[Dave Portnoy]

Right.

[Gabbie Hanna]

But like, it was just, I think what happened.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't like black. At the Derby, Alex Earl was all in that.

[Alex Earl]

I didn't know what.

[Dave Portnoy]

Holy.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Dude, I thought you said something else.

[Dave Portnoy]

I said, I don't like black. I didn't mean people I met the color black.

[Alex Earl]

It was just bad times.

[Dave Portnoy]

Funeral for me. It's funeral esque.

[Alex Earl]

I like, I like spring.

[Gabbie Hanna]

So. Yes. The black and white that Gabby had on the second day, you're like, no.

[Dave Portnoy]

I, I more saw Alex Earl one day, all black.

[Alex Earl]

I liked Alex.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't like that at the derby.

[Alex Earl]

Weird dress.

[Gabbie Hanna]

It is a colorful event.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes.

[Gabbie Hanna]

People wear all colorful. They got like the like bow ties that are made out of like peacock feathers and it's like, it is cool. It is cool. I. Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Because big hats with black do look funeral.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes.

[Alex Earl]

It's giving like morning.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but no, there were, there were ladies, like, even like, you know, like more like 40 year old ladies coming up to Gabby the second day that were like, you don't have to worry about a thing. I'm from here and you did nothing wrong.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, she definitely did. I've been a millionaire. That's just crazy.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. There were so many people being like, don't. Don't even worry.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, that, that, that was insane criticism.

[Alex Earl]

People just like, like to hate on it.

[Gabbie Hanna]

And now look, the big breasted community loves Gabby.

[Alex Earl]

Now she's got a whole community.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Big Teddy community. Good for Gabby.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

Well, we got to get ready for our back gala, guys.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Alex Earl]

You got anything you want to say, Dave?

[Dave Portnoy]

No. If you haven't had, try Ms. Peaches. Lemonade's fucking awesome.

[Alex Earl]

What's it called? Lucky ones.

[Dave Portnoy]

Lucky one and portion goes to helping lucky dog. Hopefully we can donate at least a million bucks by the end of the summer. So. Really, really great.

[Gabbie Hanna]

I see a green tea flavor or something like that.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's a nice tea.

[Alex Earl]

Which.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's my favorite one.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Okay, I gotta try that.

[Alex Earl]

There's a new lake back with high noon and it's the tea. The non carbonated ones. And there's two new flavors, half and half. So lemonade and tea and then green tea.

[Dave Portnoy]

Green tea is fire.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Sounds like it'd be good, but.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, are you Internet invitational?

[Gabbie Hanna]

I would love to. I've been talked to about it like a couple times from guys. Okay, cool. I also have had. I've had a hundred Internet invitational.

[Dave Portnoy]

You should let me know if any big ones. It's a tight list. The. The. The Bob does sports guys are running a tight ship on the list.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Okay. I like that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wayne Gretzky has to play. Like people are asking. Bob said no, no, I think we're gonna let in Wayne.

[Alex Earl]

Is this a barstool thing?

[Dave Portnoy]

We. We.

[Gabbie Hanna]

You collabed with Bob and them, right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, so.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Oh, we.

[Dave Portnoy]

We're. Which is a huge golf influenza group. I didn't want you to be just be barstool because I wanted people not to be like, why would I just play in your event? So we created a new company with them and we're not even gonna make money. It's all gonna go to the prize pool. But it should be pretty. Pretty fucking awesome. Like the top golf influencer.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Is it gonna be a pick your own scramble situation?

[Dave Portnoy]

It's a combo. Teams are gonna. We'll have captains. They'll be like captain's dinner the first night.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And then it's gonna. The teams will keep rotating. So It'll be like two teams of 16 or 32 and then new captains, new teams, new formats.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Wow. So that's pretty different than anything. That's very done. Yeah. Because I'm doing the. What is the other one?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes, that just happened, I think. Right.

[Gabbie Hanna]

There's one coming up this week.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah. This will be very different.

[Gabbie Hanna]

That sounds really cool.

[Dave Portnoy]

And a lot more like. I think the tip that this will be more barstool. Like a lot more trash talk and.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe. Maybe some drinking going.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Yeah. Yeah, I like it. Hell, yeah. Can't wait.

[Alex Earl]

Can't wait to watch.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Thanks for coming on again, Dave.

[Dave Portnoy]

Of course, of course.

[Alex Earl]

All right, guys.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right. See you.

[Gabbie Hanna]

Peace.