GOODBYE BFFS PODCAST

Summary

BFFs with Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry

Episode: GOODBYE BFFS PODCAST

Date: December 4, 2025

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Episode Overview

The final episode of BFFs is a six-hour, emotional, and nostalgic farewell, in which hosts Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry—joined by producer Peyton and team—look back on five years of podcasting together. What starts as a lighthearted trip down memory lane evolves into genuine gratitude, reflection, and many laughs, peppered with iconic clips and standout moments from the show’s history. The farewell is candid and raw, touching on everything from the wild early days of TikTok fame and Sway House drama to deeper meditations on friendship, growth, and the power of their audience community.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Reminiscing the Early Days of BFFs

Reviewing Initial Clips and Growth ([00:49]–[04:00])

• Josh and Bri react to their very first show: Josh, fresh from Sway House, describing life as a teen influencer; Bri as the nervous new addition unfamiliar with “Sway Boys.”
• Nostalgic laughter at how young, naive, and “oblivious” they were, not realizing how much life was about to change.

Notable Quotes:

"I think that kid doesn’t realize…he can’t even come into grasp with all the good that’s happening and the bad…he doesn’t even know what’s really happening to him." – Josh ([03:24])

“That's why in my head, you'll always be little brother to me, because that's how I know you.” – Bri ([02:14])

• Reflections on how influencer friendships and expectations shaped their mindsets and how hindsight casts those early experiences in a different, sometimes “painful,” perspective.

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2. Behind the Scenes of the Sway House and Industry

[04:00]–[06:15]

• Unpacking the real reasons behind the Sway House breakup—Josh reveals that it wasn’t petty drama, but toxic management, industry pressures, and the realities of growing up fast in the influencer limelight.
• Mentions of unethical management, “grooming situations,” and a prevalent ignorance-is-bliss attitude that shielded them at the time.

Notable Quotes:

“The lucky thing about it… I was so young I think I was oblivious to a lot of the bad… allowed me to be ignorant to the bad and enjoy the position I was in and have fun and not see the sick things going on behind the scenes.” – Josh ([04:28])

• The enduring impact of “camaraderie,” the naivety of thinking TikTok-era bonds would last forever, and how most fans “will never know” the full story.

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3. Format Innovations & The Rise of TikTok Podcasts

[10:57]–[11:35]

• Pride in being trailblazers: BFFs is recognized as one of the first successful TikTok-influencer-made podcasts, inspiring the format now popular across the web.

“It was the biggest social media influencer podcast that was created… Everyone made their podcast after BFFs because they saw BFFs and went, oh, this is successful. It was the first one.” – Josh & Bri ([11:12]–[11:35])

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4. Iconic Clips & Divisive Guests

Andrew Tate Debacle and the Art of Conversation

[25:50]–[32:52]

• Revisiting the viral Andrew Tate episode (“If a woman does OnlyFans, she owes her man money”) and the hosts’ strong reactions—humor mixed with real critique.
• Josh calls for better public discourse, emphasizing the need for understanding over outrage.

Notable Quotes:

"I don't believe in killing anybody…I think it's like we should try to save the person, even if they're not worthy." – Josh ([27:41]) "I can't be…It can't be one sided. It's either…both sides or no sides." – Josh ([27:10])

“I think we should just put him—if we could euthanize humans, which I think should be a thing—we should euthanize Andrew Tate.” – Bri ([27:35])

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5. Virality, Drama & BFFs as Pop Culture Nexus

[15:01], [20:27], [38:02]

• Watching back on the entrance of guests like Addison Rae's mom, influencer boxing (Bryce Hall vs. Austin McBroom), and chaotic “Sway House breakup” discourse—funny now for how massive and fleeting it all was.
• Laughter at how seriously everyone “cared about the drama,” amazed it once managed to enthrall millions of viewers.

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6. Friendship, Growth & Honest Reflection

[159:01]–[167:19]

• Emotional, honest dialogue about how the podcast defined both of their early adulthood, helped them “find who we are…in front of millions,” and shaped digital culture.
• Open gratitude for their audience, producers, and one another.

Notable Quotes:

“It’s so crazy…if you were to say you have to go through your 20s in front of millions of people... By the way, like, would have probably actually been like, I decline.” – Bri ([161:01])

“We grew up…finding out who we are and what we stand for.” – Josh ([160:19])

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7. Farewell & Legacy of BFFs

• The farewell is celebratory but teary: BFFs is proud of outlasting the doubters—5 years, multiple hosts, platform changes, and waves of TikTok “rival” podcasts.
• Both hosts express hope to reunite for one-off livestream specials or features on Bri’s “Plan Brie” podcast. The fan community is credited as central to their success.

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Memorable Moments & Quotes (Chronological Timestamps)

• “Are you autistic?” – Dream Episode ([41:41])
  The hosts still revere the viral awkward exchange with Minecraft streamer Dream.

• Game Segments & Live Pranks ([61:08]–[66:23])

  • Josh sings “I’ve got the magic in me” acapella after being tricked—he valiantly powers through while everyone confesses to the prank.
  • Light-hearted rapid-fire games: syllables, spelling competitions, and pop culture quizzes.

• Music Premieres ([67:05]–[79:20])

  • Josh debuts unreleased tracks, showing his creative side; Bri calls him “Avril Lavigne.”

• End of an Era Reflection ([159:01]–[164:48])

  • Both hosts become emotional. Bri: “...I’m crying because I’m just sad it’s over. Like, it’s…it’s sad. It is.”
  • Josh: “What am I supposed to do on Monday morning or Tuesday morning? Who am I supposed to be yelled at for being late to something? ...It’s not gonna feel right.”

• Dave Portnoy’s Farewell ([150:18], [151:41])

  • Dave’s closing statements are played back; hosts agree his legacy on BFFs will always be as “everyone’s grandpa”—the voice who said what everyone was thinking.

• Closing Toasts & Montage Video ([175:26]–[176:48])

  • Josh delivers a heartfelt toast to Bri and Dave: “Some incredible friends I’ve made through my years... There couldn’t have been a more perfect mixture for a more perfect podcast. I truly do love every single one of y’all.”

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Notable Quotes With Timestamps

• “What a kid. Dude. How are you 18 in that?” – Bri ([02:25])
• “The only thing I miss about it is a friendship. That's it.” – Josh ([06:20])
• “Everyone made their podcast after BFFs because they saw BFFs and went, oh, this is successful. It was the first one.” – Bri ([11:35])
• “That’s why in my head, you'll always be little brother to me.” – Bri ([02:14])
• "I don't believe in killing anybody. I have a very Batman mindset when it comes to that.” – Josh ([27:41])
• “I think we should just put him—if we could euthanize humans, which I think should be a thing—we should euthanize Andrew Tate.” – Bri ([27:35])
• “You could tell the parents were in on that podcast, listening and watching in the room off camera. Agents were there off camera being held outside the room. Like, it was a very weird podcast for BFFs.” – Josh ([39:21])
• “This is the coolest thing that I've done for as long as I've done this. Lasted longer than Sway.” – Josh ([166:24])
• "It's not a goodbye. It's a see you later." – Bri ([176:46])

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Segment Timestamps

• [00:49] – First episode nostalgia
• [03:24] – On not realizing life was changing
• [04:28] – Industry toxicity and ignorance
• [10:57] – On BFFs as a genre pioneer
• [11:35] – “Everyone made their podcast after BFFs…”
• [25:50] – The Andrew Tate segment (“women as property” debate)
• [27:35] – “We should euthanize Andrew Tate.”/Tate discourse
• [41:41] – Dream: “Are you autistic?” clip
• [61:08] – Josh singing acapella prank
• [67:05] – Josh premieres unreleased music
• [150:18] – Dave Portnoy's somber goodbye
• [151:41] – “I honestly feel like I'm going to miss nothing” – Dave
• [159:01] – Final reflections, both hosts crying
• [175:26] – Josh’s closing toast
• [176:46] – "It's not a goodbye. It's a see you later."

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Tone and Language

• Maintains a signature “no filter,” spontaneous, and irreverent humor; the show’s chemistry remains built on friendly ribbing, honesty, and expressive vulnerability.
• The episode blends wild, hilarious recounts with authentic emotion as the co-hosts get sentimental about adolescence, fame, friendship, and the cultural impact of their work.
• Finale is “celebratory sad”—many laughs, but sincere tearful gratitude.

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Final Thoughts

This marathon finale is a love letter to a devoted audience, a time capsule for a chaotic era of digital fame, and a master class in how genuine connection can thrive in the most unexpected places. BFFs changed the influencer podcast game, and in this sign-off, Josh and Bri demonstrate that what lasts the longest isn’t clout or views, but friendship, honesty, and collective experience.

“It’s not a goodbye. It’s a see you later.” — BFFs, forever.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

You just have like short social clips that you guys could watch and react to.

[D]

All right, sweet. I don't know if I have all the sheets for some reason. Mine's starting at March 31st, but.

[C]

Well, I'll have it pulled up here too.

[D]

All right, let's do it. Let's roll the first one.

[B]

Oh, that's the second page anyway.

[D]

Oh, is it? Okay. What's the first page?

[B]

It's. It's the beginning of BFFs.

[D]

What the hell.

Are we waiting.

[C]

Go through, like the clips. The beginning clips.

[D]

Are we waiting for one thing. What are we doing here?

[B]

Personally love to see becoming best friends of Josh and Dave.

[D]

Should we see the first ever episode?

[B]

Yeah. This is like so nostalgic.

[A]

You must have a gazillion girls who slide into your dms.

[D]

There's a few.

[A]

A gazillion because I know what my d. I. I have a ton in and I'm like, not a sex symbol guy. What platform do you use for that? Tick tock.

[D]

I mean, if, if I. I were to use.

[A]

We know you're using it. You being hypothetical. So for the. You you aren't officially dating this girl Nessa. She's a big tik tocker that you blew up. Correct?

[D]

I mean, I don't want to take credit for blowing her up.

[A]

How many followers did she have when you met her?

[D]

300,000.

[A]

And how many did you have?

[D]

Like five million.

[A]

Okay, so I mean, you blew her up, but that's fine.

[C]

I mean, that's.

[A]

That goes to law. She was probably using you. That's fine. What are you. Are you dating. What's your.

[D]

No, no, no. We're not dating me. Oh, she's my. We're still cool.

[A]

Right? Right. You're communicating with girls on somehow.

[D]

Wait, go back like for 40 seconds. Go back like two seconds to when he asked if I was dating her.

[B]

You said to your exes at that point.

[D]

Okay, yes.

[A]

Well, what platform?

[D]

Instagram.

[A]

It is Instagram100. What's the average age of girls sliding.

[D]

Into your DMS, they're usually college girls.

[A]

Yeah. It's quite a life.

[D]

Pretty dope, you know, going to.

[B]

Oh, my. I never. Like, I can't believe that's the first version of Josh I met. I think that's why I have, like, that's why in my head, you'll always be little brother to me, because that's how I know you.

[D]

Yeah. What a kid, dude.

[B]

What a kid. How are you 18 in that?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Just turned, like, not. I don't think I'm an even old 18. I think I'm a young 18 in that video.

[B]

And that's your. You're in Dave's first time, like, sit down meeting. And that's the first. Was. So that's officially the first episode of bff.

[D]

That's the first episode. We had done a live stream together at that point. We had talked together on the phone once or twice. He had been at my house that morning. He'd come to my house.

[B]

When he did the muscle, that's when.

[D]

He did, like, the workout with all the boys and whatnot. And then I drove him to the studio where we went and did the podcast that day. So that was. Yeah, that was the very first episode.

It's so funny thinking back to that time. It's such a different. Like, it's such a different mindset than today.

[B]

I was so. I was like, so. I just didn't even know who the Sway boys were because it was just so not my algorithm because I'm still. Still, like, I'm older than you. So you guys pandered to a younger crowd.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

And when I joined this podcast, I was like, what the is going on?

[D]

That was. It was just such a crazy moment in life because, like, I think that kid doesn't realize that's, like, talking on that podcast right now. 1. I don't think he realizes everything that's going on in his life at the moment. Like, I don't think he can even come into grasp with all the good that's happening in the bad and the. Just everything, like, in its entirety. Like, I don't think he even knows what's really happening to him. So it's just always funny to listen to that person speak because they're very different memories now being removed from it and years out of it than how I felt about it in the current time.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Does that make sense?

[B]

Sure.

[D]

Like, and. And honestly, was it, like, so much fun? Yeah, of course. Like, Sway was a great time. The boys being with the boys was crazy. Like being in that position was so much fun. But I think at the same time, like there's a weird thing that I look back at it and I, I don't really go like, man, I wish I was right now.

[B]

No, God no.

[D]

Because it's just, it was so young.

[B]

And naive and like.

[D]

Yeah. And there was just so many. There was just, I think the thing, the lucky thing about it. It's weird because it's, it's, it's good. There's good and bad. Like I was so young that I think I was oblivious.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

To a lot of the bad. Right. So it allowed me to be ignorant to the bad and, and enjoy the position I was in and have fun and not see the, the sick things that were going on behind the scenes that I think like a lot of people like will never know about. Or like just like with management or like weird grooming situations or things like that. Like that just happened in the industry. Like that stuff you don't see. And I think I was just so ignorant to it that like it never, it never impacted me in the moment. But like when you look at it three years later and you go back to that time, it's like, I think I would actually off myself right now if I was living in that type of situation. Like that situation is bad. Terrible. Yeah, terrible. It's not healthy at all. I was like 6 foot 1 and £119 in this way house.

[B]

That's crazy.

[D]

That's like, ew.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's like you should maybe be in the hospital. Like that's so light for the weight or the height you're at. Like, that's like, oh my God, dude. I could like, if I just have a conversation with you and I get a little like heavy winded in the conversation, I might blow you over.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's brutal.

[B]

That's crazy.

[D]

So I don't know. There, there, there's. I think there's, it's funny cuz like a lot of times people will be like, do you miss it? Do you miss it? You know, it's like I don't know if the answer's yes. Like it's a weird answer because it's like I, I guess. Yeah. Like the air is fun. Like being with the boys is fun. Like there was something about that that was great. And like having a bunch of the other ignorant part was like thinking that all these guys were people that were going to be ride or die.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

In the way that you in your head were like, I'd be ride or die this way.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So why wouldn't everyone else be? I think that was the biggest ignorance is bliss thing in that house. And that's the thing I miss the most. Like, if I had to say, like, do you miss Sway? The only thing I miss about it is a friendship. That's it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It's like I had in my head at one point these six guys that were like.

I would. I, like, I would go to war for. In the most legitimate sense. Like, I would take a bullet for these kids and, like, put my life on the line and be like, ah. They would have all done the same. I would. In that moment, I would have done that with. With no second questions.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what I mean? That's what I miss, if anything. I think it's like that, like, camaraderie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of like, you have these people that, you know, or in the moment you think you know are going to be like, with you for life. They're all going to be at your wedding. They're going to be your best men. They're going to be like, your neighbor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which. That part.

[B]

I think everyone's being naive and young.

[D]

Being naive and young was a great time.

[B]

Good old days.

[D]

There's, like, that weird age between, like, graduating from. From high school to, like, your first year in college. Like, the end, like, it's. It's right there. 18 to, like, 20. It's right in that span where you almost don't start worrying about taxes yet. You know what I'm saying? Like, taxes aren't a thing yet. Bills aren't a thing yet. All that isn't a thing. But you're also an adult now.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And they're just freedom.

[B]

But you're still not.

[D]

But like, you. You have freedom, but you don't have the responsibility that you need to take on if you get in trouble for the freedom you've been given. Does that make sense? You know what I'm saying? Like, you can get in trouble with the freedom you've been given and not needed to act like it was a responsibility. When you're in that age group, it's a great age.

[B]

Like, even in college, like, when I got. When I was. Oh, all my fake IDs.

[D]

No worries.

[B]

It's like, well, I'm still going to call my parents.

[D]

The biggest worry in your life at that point is like, either am I gonna pass a class or, like, eating. Yeah, yeah. Or like. Or like, man, are my parents gonna be mad. Like, those are the Biggest words like, do you remember in life when your biggest worry and it was like, man, are my parents gonna catch me smoking weed? God, what a time.

[B]

But it also what a time. Does feel like life ending when that happens.

[D]

Why would way rather life feel like it was ending when that happens?

[B]

I know, I know. Okay, my first episode. This is. Oh, I don't even think I want to hear it. But me on the mic is just me on the mic. December 2, 2020.

[C]

Yeah, you barely talked. Like, I think honestly most of the clips you just go.

[B]

I was so like, I'm not joking. I was the most nervous person in the world. I Dave Portnoy, obviously. Sway Boy was so scary. You really. It was. It was Dave. I was.

[D]

It was the Sway boy. I get it. Hey, it's okay, breeze. The last episode, you can speak your.

[B]

Truth, Josh, you were always, like I said before this, you can brother energy.

[D]

You can speak your truth now.

[B]

It's like I was never.

[D]

I get it. You were coming on, you were like, this is gonna be the biggest moment of my life. I thought you were on a podcast with Josh Richards from the Sway Boys. The most followed Sway Boy. Holy. This is gonna be the biggest moment ever. And Dave Portnoy as a bonus. Wow. I'm shaking my boots.

[B]

And you know how like, I know because my boots, like you don't even have like a first impression of me. But I like remember for so long I was like, this guy's just such a douche. But you were like, she was just like random chick. He probably even know my name. And like, that's how I know that our relationship has always been the same. Cuz I was just like, this guy's the worst beginning. What do I say on the mic? Or is there anything from when I first come on?

[A]

So Zoomer, Vers Boomer. Do you know who it is? Do I know who it is? But they should be universally famous.

[B]

Oh my God. You remember this game.

[D]

Cody Co Easy right away.

[A]

He could slap in the face. I wouldn't know who he is. Oh, Ron Jeremy didn't. Didn't know that one world's most famous porn star. How do you not know who Ron Germany is?

[D]

I don't know who Ron Jeremy is to this day.

[A]

Oh, no. Come on.

[D]

I really don't know who gotten that one.

[A]

So depressing little pump.

[B]

Nope.

[D]

That is Trippy Red.

[A]

Who's Trippy Red?

[D]

It's a rapper.

[A]

Oh, so I wasn't that far off.

[D]

Yeah, no idea.

[A]

Dion Sanders.

[D]

I would have gotten that today. I would have gotten that today.

[A]

Time played baseball, football at the same time.

[D]

I would have gotten that instantly. Larry David. I would have gotten that right away. I know who it is. I just can't.

[A]

I don't know the name Larry David. There we go. Curb your enthusiasm.

[B]

All.

[D]

I didn't watch tv. This era of my life. Juice World. That is Juice World is Juice World.

[A]

Like, Travis Scott's, like, console series, Astro World.

[B]

Like, this game. Like, the clips of this game used to go dummy.

[D]

Like, dummy.

[B]

Now I'm, like, remembering the beginning of BFFs. Took the Internet by storm.

[D]

It was something people realize how big BFFs was.

[B]

It was the biggest podcast.

[D]

Oh, it was the biggest social media influencer podcast that was created.

[B]

It was bizarre. It, like, morphed so many worlds together.

[D]

Oh, 100%. I mean, it was the biggest. And also one of the first ones, by the way, that was created for Tik Tok Influencer.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, everyone made their podcast after BFFs because they saw BFFs and went, oh, this is successful.

[B]

It was the first one.

[D]

Just saying it was just saying it.

[B]

It really was. Let's go. March 3rd.

[D]

Where's Mad at? Does this guy think he's off the clock right now?

[C]

He's running away from you, Matt.

[D]

Look at him coming back in this room.

[B]

He literally is like a dog.

[C]

You called him and he came.

[D]

Can I please get another drink?

What else am I supposed to do, man? We're sitting here.

[B]

Can we say, josh, that's crazy?

[D]

No, but we've been passing them all night. Because he hasn't been trying.

[B]

You just threw the cup.

[D]

Oh, I've been doing the same pass all night. It's a spin pass. It's been the best way to get it to flow.

[B]

He's done. He walked. He walked.

[D]

He didn't walk out. He's giving you the love. Look, he's going right to the beer fridge. Look, he got a red Solo cup.

[B]

Getting another cup. Because he's like. I don't know.

[D]

He's trying to act all defiant. Matt, come on, brother. He's getting the beer.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[D]

Good guy. He's a good guy.

[B]

He's a good guy. You're a bad guy.

[D]

I am a good guy. He was sitting on the couch for the last 45 minutes.

[B]

What is this? I want to see this.

[D]

Okay, let's watch this. What is it, Nessa? I ended up actually calling her Dave after I talked to you, because I was like, I don't. I don't want to go on here and talk anything about you and, like, reveal anything about Nessa without getting her, like, approval on it first or, like, seeing where she stands and on this all. And. And pretty much what I've come to the conclusion of believing is, why do you have a Black Sam Madness is tripping her dick off, dude. Absolutely. She. She. I did think this is, like, I got my life affected, so I'm gonna affect other people's life, and it just doesn't make sense. I don't get where it's coming from. Mean, at the end of the day, the truth is gonna come out. You know what I mean? Like, in a couple days, the truth will come out no matter what. If whatever happened.

[B]

Wait, so in the beginning, I thought you were like, fuck, yeah, because you were brainwashed.

[D]

Is there more to the clip? Because I believe I do. I believe I do say, well, further, actually believe I know I do say in the next, like, five seconds of that clip, I do say if this is true.

[B]

Well, no, as the episodes got went on.

[D]

No, no, that episode, I said in that episode, I said if that. I think right after that moment, I believe I go, if this is true, though, if what has been said is true, I'm gonna be on some demon time is what's gonna happen. Y' all wonder why there's boys created. This is why I remember that. The exact words. I think I said, I remember that because I think I remember there being, like, edits to that. That quote after that, that. That video came on, and we had that. That segment for a while on BFFs of me and. Oh, I remember bringing different guests to the podcast.

[B]

I took it out for. That was like, oh, my God, that was such a insane time to be alive. And that was four years ago.

[D]

Jesus was, thank God I am in the position I am today.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

From this shit, okay. Austin McBroom says he'll knock out Bryce Hall.

[D]

Let's watch this.

[B]

This was iconic, too. I literally forgot about all of this.

[D]

I think I straight up asked him in the. This time. It says it on the sheet. And I do remember this. I'm pretty sure this was in a time when Austin McBroom had not been confirmed broken up with his wife yet. And I think it was like a big, like, you know, like, family was big, scandal was big. And I think I straight up was like, so you still with your wife? Or did you, like, cheat on her or something? Like, I think I straight up just asked him the question.

[C]

So I couldn't find that clip. But there were like, I found people.

[D]

I did say stuff about that. Right.

[C]

Josh said, so did you cheat on your wife? And you just, like, asked him that?

[D]

Yeah, I think I just straight up asked him. I think I was the first person to ask him that question. Post the scandal of his relationship with his wife. Yeah, BFFs did a lot of firsts.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, people forget that. Rip.

[D]

People forget that we'd rip, bruh.

[A]

Besides, Bryce obviously want to knock him out.

[D]

And I actually.

[A]

I think I said, why watch that little scuttlebutt at the press conference.

[D]

I moved.

[A]

I didn't know you were like, I think he's in trouble.

[D]

Was that more security you think on Bryce, or do you think he dropped?

[A]

Well, he's gonna say he dropped.

[D]

He tried it, and I think he didn't realize how strong I was. I don't know how you go and.

[A]

Push somebody, he ends up on the ground. Right.

[B]

Backfired a little bit.

[D]

Yeah, backfired a little bit. And like I said, he's. Bryce is 100.

[A]

Right. You know him greater than great wrestler.

[D]

Okay. Bryce is stronger.

[A]

That's not boxing. So he comes and does what the.

[D]

He did in the press conference. He's gonna get hurt.

[B]

Oh, my God. Remember, we all. We sat on Dave's couch for three days, eight hours straight a day. Recorded these podcasts forever. Oh, my. And I. Oh, my God.

[D]

Yeah. By the way, Bryce is 100 stronger than Austin McBroom. But I just think he just. He just got. I think he got. I think what happened to Bryce in that fight was he walked out into that stadium. And I will say this was at the press. You got to remember, this was at the precipice of social media. And then also. And then also social media boxing.

[B]

This was like the one.

[D]

This was the first fight.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

This was the biggest fight in social media boxing. Like, besides the. Maybe you want to have a claim.

[B]

To be a fighter.

[D]

The Jake Paul era fight like the Jake Paul and Logan Paul. I'm sure they've had more subscribers tune in or whatever. But you want to talk like influencer boxing. Not Jake Paul, not Logan Paul. Influencer boxing. Look at Matt Cam. This is what I'm saying. Chat.

[B]

Look at this guy.

[D]

He's working hard. Hardly working.

[B]

What do you want him to do right now?

[D]

Anything. Just look active. He's probably looking on Twitter. He's probably doing nothing right now.

[B]

I love them.

[D]

Probably watching Hulu right now.

[B]

Not believe you got a back in. Even though there's a camera up there.

[D]

Look at this guy Chat that was there.

[C]

I just saw it in the corner of my eyes.

[D]

Anyways, I think Bryce got. I think he got shell shocked by the audience.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Crowd was insane. When I was at that show, I went, oh, like. Like I was ringside, right? And I'm. I'm walking out there and I look around and I went. I thought no one was gonna show up to this thing. Like, I being dead ass. Like, I thought no one would, bro. They had Hard Rock sold out. They had Hard Rock sold out. Like, you gotta think 40, 000 people minimum cheering your. I don't know what Hard Rock is, but cheering your name on or cheering for the opposing name on when you walk out into that stadium, that's bizarre. That's a. That's a tough. Those are tough nerves to go and then, you know, fight on. Like. Well, I think.

[B]

Do. I think so Lost Pokeback.

[D]

He lost. He lost. Do I think Bryce is stronger?

[B]

Like, if I.

[D]

If. If you, like, threw them both out on the street and you said, go fight. I think Bryce wins it 99 out of 100 times. I really do. I really do. But I think when you bring the boxing into it and now you have to go by a certain style of fighting, especially at that time when Bryce was not a box. Like, he. He just. As funny as the meme is. He really wasn't. Like, he just. He hadn't trained in that.

[B]

He.

[D]

He doesn't know how to do. He's a wrestler first.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And he got penalized, like, three times in the match for trying to take a wrestling move on the guy.

[B]

Like, oh, my God. I remember. I remember everyone critiquing it. Bryce reveals why the Sway House broke up. Wait, why the Sway House break?

[D]

Well, I saw this headline. I want to watch this and see if it's right or not, because obviously I know the real reason why Sway broke up. But we'll. We'll see.

[B]

I don't even remember, like, oh, my God.

[D]

Yeah, no sweat. Yeah, Sway, you're right. It's been kind of like, falling apart. Last string, you could say would be me knowing Blake. And then that last string just went out the window.

[A]

And you're talking about looking for a house, right? Together? Yeah.

[D]

No, I texted them both on a group chat, just kind of saying, like, yo, looking at houses, if you guys want to get another place together. No response. Blake just blatantly ignores it. I texted him individually, blatantly ignored me. So I was like, all right, well, that was cool. Knew you for seven years and blew you up. But all right, cool. He looks so young in that, eh?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

This is like just the beard. Do you think it's the beard or what? It. It's something.

[B]

I mean, he lost life in his eyes, like, now. Now you think he's lost the life.

[D]

I think he just needs to shave. And he would look the exact same.

[B]

No, I think the industry has done dirty things to.

[D]

I think Bryce hall should never, ever have facial hair. He. He looks much better without it.

[B]

I could see that.

[D]

I think he needs to stop the facial hair.

[B]

The hair. Hair. Visually, I think you should stop the facial hair. I just can't believe, like, I can't believe us included everyone that watched the podcast, that everyone cared about what this. These dramas. Like, I can't believe anyone cared about what we had to say about it, what they had to say about it, what Sway was doing. What. I just can't believe there was a collective point in our lives where this mattered.

[D]

I mean, there was.

[B]

Like, this was news like these, by the way.

[D]

It wasn't like, it wasn't like, it was like, you know, a million people. I cared about about it. It was like 2 million or 5 million. It was like a lot. 50 million people.

[B]

I know.

[D]

It was. It was a country of people.

[B]

I can't believe that we cared about this. Oh, my God.

[D]

Times. Wild times. Yeah. No, that has nothing to do with why Sway broke up, though. That's. That's. That's. That. That is not even close to it. Sway broke up. The real. The real reason Sway broke up is because of a. It's a combination of things. I mean, management that was involved, terrible people. They. They were scum. They were like low key pedos. They were low key. Like. Like, maybe not the definition of that, but very grooming activity. Like, not all of them, just a specific person, but there was. There was a lot of his name rhyme with. I don't. I. I'm really bad with rhyming, so I don't know, but there was just specific people that were. That were evil human beings that tried to create a divide in the group and would lie often and would twist things and. And do that to. To kind of set the boys apart and try to, like, gain acquaintances through the group by doing that. Right? Like, that's what people would do. And then.

[B]

Can we. Can I just say, side note, don't know who you're talking about. This is a side note because I don't want to, like, affiliate anything.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Remember that guy that Would just wear the uniform.

[D]

Who was that again?

[B]

Every single time he'd wear the white T shirt and the same pants and.

[D]

His fly would always be oh, Michael Ruin. Yeah, what a bum ass fool. Anyways, so. So there were a lot of people regardless of that guy that we just talked about. There were a lot of people that as in one person were involved in. In the destruction of Sway and just like the group as you know it. But then there was also, you know, guys within the group that started not getting along with each other because of.

Moves that the guys did towards the other guys that were kind of shady. So I mean, fuck, what are you. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? There was kind of no room for a Sway to live on, if that makes sense.

[B]

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[D]

The whole hiatus thing that me and Jaden pulled where we moved into a different apartment was some like PR move that was done to try to save face for Sway in. In the response to us being arrested for getting a drug charge, which by the way, the drug charge is weed. Who gives a? So we get arrested for having weed in Texas. No one fucking cares. No one cares like dead ass. Even the Texas police didn't care. They didn't even press the charges on the guys that got arrested. Like nothing ever came from. It was completely. No one gave a. It's weed. It's weed. Like it's like a drug. Everybody in the world does it is the same thing as drinking alcohol. No one gave a. So anyways we got arrested for that. Brands are all freaking out that are invested in Sway or people that have money in Sway. We lost like 15 million dollar deal with Facebook because of the arrest. I think it actually might have been 20 million dollar deal we lost from Facebook.

[B]

Wow, that's ridiculous.

[D]

And then.

And then post that. It was just kind of like, oh, we got to try to do something that saves face.

[B]

We.

[D]

What if me and Jaden leave and say we're going on a hiatus, then that saves the Sway brand. Because me and Jaden take on the like, hey, guys, we're taking a hiatus because of smoking weed. As if that's a like issue.

And. And we'll go, I'm chill. And we'll go and. And take this hiatus and move into the apartment. Blah, blah, blah, blah. But then the thing is, is we went and moved in the apartment, got into the next house. Sway kind of continued. There were two houses for Sway, but Sway was still very much a thing that was going on. And then, you know, everything else that happened, happened. And then it was like, what, what are we gonna do now?

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

So that's. That's really why I broke up. I mean, it wasn't because of Bryce texting Blake and Noah, being like, y' all want to get a place to rent? And then Blake didn't answer. Like, what? No. Sway was dead before that even happened.

[B]

Yeah, they lost that 50 million dollar deal. Should we. Oh, should we just go through, like, the highlights and the funny. The funny moments?

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Let's see Nostalgic when we watch them.

[D]

Let's see what else there is on here. That's good.

If you.

[B]

If you say Dave Portnoy go toe to toe. I'm curious. I don't remember that. I would love to see that.

[D]

Yeah, let's see it.

[B]

Like, I don't remember this episode.

What, like, what could they be going toe to toe against? I thought they were like, were we grilling him? I know I probably was. You say a lot of stuff about women like that they're your property.

[A]

That's not what I said. I was talking about an only fans.

[D]

Company when that was.

[A]

Question was asked. But I said that if a woman.

[D]

Is going out with a man, she.

[A]

Belongs to that man. That's his woman. So she wants to do only fans. She owes him some money because she's his. Well, that's crazy. That one's crazy.

[B]

If you. So you think that a man going out with a girl, that. That's just your property.

[A]

That one was nuts.

[D]

I'm nuts now.

[A]

Good. If a guy and a girl is dating and a girl does only fans. She owes him a cut.

[D]

He is his girl. But was that doing because she's his.

[B]

So that is you saying that women are your property.

[A]

It's not about being property. It's about the fact that she belongs to him and the intimate parts of her body belong to him because they're in a relationship. And if she wants to sell those, he has a stake in those parts of her body. So it's reverse male porn star owes the woman. I don't know, because I think the women belong to the man. I think the woman.

[B]

I mean, I've always been preaching the same exact thing. That's crazy. I didn't remember how fucking crazy that guy was.

[D]

I mean, yeah, if you, if you want to go one side, you got to go both sides is what I think. I mean, where you go no sides.

[B]

I can't be.

[D]

It can't be. It can't be one sided. It's either got to be. If guys are doing porn and they're making money and they're exposing their dick, they got to pay their woman because that's that woman's dick. And then it's okay for a man to say, hey, well, shit, that's my pussy.

[A]

Don't.

[D]

Don't be pushing the pussy. If I'm pushing my dick and that's your dick and that's my pussy. But if it's. If it's only a one way road, that's. That's. You can't do that.

[B]

I think we should just put him. If we could euthanize humans, which I think should be a thing, we should euthanize Andrew Tate.

[D]

I don't believe in killing anybody.

[B]

I believe in euthanization of horrible people. I believe that he would be on the top of my list.

[D]

I don't believe in killing people. I don't. I have a very Batman mindset when it comes to that. And I think it's like we should try to save the person even if they're not worthy. Worthy of our saving. It is. It is such a stronger mental and.

[B]

Listen, preacher Josh thing to.

[D]

To try to save a person, to then be like, let's just write them off.

[B]

No. Do you wish Andrew Tate was here sitting on your lap, sucking your teeth?

[D]

Not at all. But I wish I could. I could try to talk to him and have the conversation. I think that's what's.

[B]

He's in prison, I'm pretty sure. Are we right?

[D]

Well, here's the thing, Bri. I think this is what is dead in America today. And what's killing this country is nobody knows how to have the art of conversation anymore. We're so. We're so strong in our own beliefs. Everybody is so strong in their own beliefs. And I don't even care if you're right. Even if you're right and you're strong in your own beliefs, you should be able to be strong enough to have a conversation with somebody that has the exact opposite beliefs, even if that's offensive to you, what their beliefs are. You should be strong enough mentally and in your own thoughts.

[B]

You're getting philosophical.

[D]

Have that conversation.

[B]

I think we should euthanize Andrew Tate.

[D]

No, I think you should be able to have the conversation and try to educate. Because if we just.

[B]

I'm joking and you're getting negative race over here.

[D]

Well, that's trying to keep it light hearted. What happens at exactly seven beers? Philosophical. If you give me two more beers, I'll go back to.

[B]

I mean, really, two more beers. Two more fucking beers. Because I'm snoozing at these.

[D]

No, philosophical. Seven beer.

[B]

I'm trying to frickin youth and I.

[D]

Need to get to like. I need to get 8 to 9 to be joking.

[B]

Matt.

[D]

I need a beer, brother.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

It appears wildly sexist. Are you anti woman?

[B]

Oh my God.

[D]

I love women. In fact, interesting statistic.

[A]

100 people. I have nothing against women at all. I'm not sexist on any regard. I'm not misogynist either. I'm a realist. Like I'm a realistic person as a realist.

[D]

In the modern world, they're going to.

[A]

Call you sexist, misogynist, etc, but I love those things. Why do they call you that?

[D]

Because I say the truth. That's. That's okay. Okay, objectively though, as a woman, that's a funny clip, right? Like to laugh at.

[B]

I'm not saying to laugh worse like that. In my head, like, I'm like, that's. You cannot be.

[D]

That was a really good pass, dude. That was right in your head.

[B]

Not be that dense as a person. I just can't believe he's real. And I still to this day think that.

[D]

No, I can't believe. I can't believe it. Of course he is.

[B]

But then, but then, but then he's not. Because he got real.

[D]

Because he's getting involved in like, he knows that if he said if he heightens his takes, it gets more views, which gets more people to give him $100 a month into his subscribership, which makes him all his money.

[B]

If you were to Try to throw up by the time I counted out from 10. Could you? I'm not asking you to.

[D]

Well, do I get to pull trigger? No. Trig.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, of course.

[B]

Then easy.

[D]

Yeah. Any moment in any day, if someone said, you have 10 seconds to throw up, do it. I could do it.

[B]

Me too. I mean, I don't even need a pull trig. I could think about it and do it.

[D]

Oh, that's wild.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I can never do that. But anyways, do you do. I don't want to be. I. I feel bad right now because I said that clip was objectively hilarious.

[C]

It is the chat.

[D]

Can women.

[B]

Hilarious.

[D]

Can women back me up as we have a.

[C]

That's one of the funniest BFFs episode. Because it's just.

[B]

It's not real.

[D]

Right? Like, it's funny to laugh. Yeah. Like, okay, thank you. Thank you.

[C]

Because, like, it was like, less extreme.

[D]

Asking somebody a question about. About gender equality and then it cuts to them and they're smoking a cigar, shirtless with glasses on. Is fucking the funniest thing. Like, you look at that and go, I know this guy's answer is going to be so fudgeing wrong. Right? Like, you know, his answer is going to be the farthest thing from.

[B]

He knows people are like, he has hilarious.

[D]

But.

[B]

But what's scary about that is that's why everyone hated Andrew Tate. Because whether or not he was trolling that content, there's. It's like red pill. The red pill.

[D]

I mean, he started.

[B]

So many people actually were like, he's right. He's God. And then, like, men started believing the shit he was saying. That's why it's so dangerous. Because it's not just funny.

[D]

He changed whether or not he is what he is. Like, whatever. Like, he did change social media for sure. Like, Matt, as a editor, background guy, would you not say he started clipping who. Who was before him in the clipping world? That was. I'm gonna clip things on Tick Tock and it's gonna push to a different platform. Who did it before him? There's nobody that was like him. And now everybody on Twitch does it now. Everybody's podcast does it now. Everybody on every single platform that wants to be successful that is off of TikTok, uses TikTok to post their clips. And dead ass. He kind of did pioneer that move.

[B]

I'm not sexist, I'm a realist. I'm just saying the most sexist shit is absolutely hilarious.

[D]

Hilarious.

[C]

What Chat's saying you're sloshed you guys.

[B]

Should have saw him at the. At the freaking Boston Live show.

[D]

I'm sloshed. I'm not even close to slosh. I'm only, like, eight beers deep right now. I'm, like, tipsy.

[B]

One more drink.

[C]

Josh is going to ask about my personal life.

[B]

Oh, wait. I want to see young gravy coming for Addison Rae's mom.

[D]

Coming. Gross, dude.

[B]

Every time you do that.

[A]

What's up with you? And I'm an ass. Like, what's up with you and her mom?

[D]

Oh, man, it's on site. Addison Ray's mom.

I don't know. I tried. I tried at one point. Not. Not that there was any sort of preference, but at one point, I was kind of trying to. With Heidi d', Amelio, and then her husband hit me up and was not really vibing with it, but he, you know, he kind of. In a whole. In like, a friendly way, he was like, were you at my house for this episode?

[B]

Well, yeah, that's my wife.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that there was any of that. I. I see. I don't go on the Internet a lot. I post on the Internet, but I don't, like, go look at it. So, like, a lot of things end up, like, I've learned them in, like, that type of way.

[A]

I. I don't like that. That flirting with, like, the married woman like you. You didn't know that's frowned upon sometimes.

[D]

Well, I didn't know she was married, so I'm aware that that'd be frowned upon. I'd probably pretty mad if I was a husband, but I. I missed this day. I. I learned it was a better day, Mark.

[B]

That was the good Dave. I missed that day.

[D]

It was a better day. It was a different Dave than today. I don't care what Dave says. I don't care that every time he comes on since he's left, he tries to hold this, like, mean mug guy. That's like, I hated every year of bfs.

[B]

So much fun on this.

[D]

He did it. Whether you. Whether Dave will admit it himself or not, I will die on this hill. You look at that guy in clips on BFFs, and he's talking. And you know what he does when he talks? He's smiling.

[B]

He's always smiling, laughing, smiling.

[D]

Go look on a podcast right now. What podcast? Screaming Fortnite Talk on where he's smiling for the podcast. I guarantee you go and look. None of them. None of them.

[B]

He smiled at us.

[D]

He used to smile.

[B]

We Smiled. We all smiled together. Every week we smiled together.

[D]

That was a thing at one point. Smiling.

[B]

It was so fun. This podcast was so much frickin fun. All right, well, Charlie D' Amelio goes @ Dave Portnoy over past comments. Wait, don't remember this. I really don't remember.

[D]

Anything. This is episode 100.

[B]

Man. This 2022 is prime.

[D]

BFFs. Yeah, I remember this.

[A]

Episode. How do you call Landon a bum star? Yeah, that was it. You could have been a rock star, but you chose up bum.

[B]

Star. Sounds.

[A]

Mad. I grew up on rock music. Around the best. Yeah, I was right on that. They're both losers in that.

[B]

Exchange. Okay.

You have to understand that's where my hesitation for coming on the podcast comes. Because you are calling my boyfriend a.

[A]

Loser. No, they're both losers in that exchange. Okay, I. I've never.

[B]

Met.

But I mean, you have to see it from my side. Why I would be hesitant.

[A]

No. Time.

[D]

Out.

[A]

No. Because you've said no for two years and you've only been dating him for like two.

[B]

Months. Okay, but you've talked bad on a lot of people in my.

[A]

Life. No, I've been. Yeah, I've been on the d'. Amelio. Who else have I talked bad.

[B]

On? I think you've talked about on quite a few.

[A]

People. Who in your life, though, that's on your.

[B]

Team?

[A]

I. Who. Who's she talking about?

[B]

Dixie. I mean, I. I like.

[D]

To. I don't want to get.

[A]

This. Don't get.

[B]

Me. I like to stand by the people around me and the people that support me. And I obviously talked to Landon before coming on this, and he was relatively.

[D]

New.

I had your.

[B]

Back. Oh, well, yeah, but that part of my life is.

[A]

Over. No, no. But I haven't trashed anybody else that I'm aware that's like, on your.

[B]

Side. I mean, maybe I just haven't been paying close. Dave is so unaware.

[D]

Apologies. No, I think Dave's right in the.

[B]

Situation. That's what I'm saying. But he's so unaware of, like, how talking about people that are in your lives. But he's like, no, I was. I was defending you. But he'll be saying the most heinous.

[D]

Thing. Yeah, but this was also in a period where Charlie was very like, I'm a different person behind the scenes than I'm gonna show online.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. You know, like, this was like, in a. In a point of her career where she was like, at a age that was like, I'm gonna play the goody goody online because it's very brand.

Worthy. Right. And I'm gonna get paid tens of millions of dollars from different brands through every year because of me acting this certain way. And like, even the way she'd speak, I mean, like, that wasn't even a real voice. You'd hear her speak to us. But before the podcast, and then we started the podcast, and it's all of a sudden really.

[B]

Whispery. Oh, my God. Everything's like this all of a.

[D]

Sudden. No, I don't. I'm just saying, like, I mean, it's the last episode. Let's be for real. You're telling me that's not the.

[B]

Truth? I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't never. I think I met Charlie only that.

[D]

Day. Yeah, but you're saying even pre pot. I'm not saying now. I'm not saying Charlie now. That's. That's not what I'm saying. You're saying back then, like, that is years and years and years ago. I've also on myself on this rendition of the last episode of BFFs for years and years and years ago of how I would act and whatnot. I think it was just. It was a.

[B]

Very. No, she was very smart in the way that she played her.

[D]

Career. And you know.

[B]

What. But I know what you're.

[D]

Saying. I'm not saying it's the wrong move for her to have made, but.

[B]

You'Re saying it's hard for Dave to.

[D]

Be. I'm just saying Dave as the honest guy that's always going to play the honest guy.

[B]

Role. Like, because off camera it would have been that Charlie would have been like, thanks. Yes.

[D]

Yes. That's the thing. Like, off camera, that would have been a very different conversation where Charlie probably would have fed into the drama and given context and been like, yeah, this.

[B]

Guy. She's like a regular teenager with.

[D]

Feelings. But she goes like, okay, I gotta make sure, you know, this deal and this deal and this deal and this deal, I'll stay good. That are all worth 2.5 million each for the next year. Like, I. I gotta kind of play a more like, I am very nice and I am very.

[B]

I'm. I'm really.

[D]

Young. Gonna have like this really whispery voice the whole part. Like, that's not. No one talks like that in the real world. No one talks like.

[B]

That. You know who does, actually?

[D]

Dixie. No, she.

[B]

Doesn'T. I feel like she's.

[D]

So. No, she doesn't. No, she doesn't. Nobody talks like that in the real World. That's a lie. You're lying. You're lying through your teeth right now. Nobody talks like that. And that's not it. That's not even a diss. It's just like a. I get it. It's. Honestly, if anything, it was an intelligent business move, for.

[B]

Sure. They made.

[D]

Millions. It was a very smart business move that they made at the time that was like, yo, let's make sure our image is across the board from the ages of literally right out of the vagina to. To about to have a kid pop out of your vagina. You could watch my content because there's nothing controversial about it, which makes every brand in the world go, we want to give you money. Which was genius. Like, I'm not dissing them for what that podcast was, but it was like, bro, you could tell the. The parents were in on that podcast, listening and watching in the room off camera. Agents were there off camera being held outside the room. Like, it was a very weird podcast for BFFs. In a world where BFFs was always very, like, raw and like, you know, like, just like, let's be true to ourselves. That was a very weird one. Yeah, it.

[B]

Was. Yeah, for sure. For sure. It was a strange, high edge pod and people are like, Dave was just being Dave. That's. That's why we liked it so.

[D]

Much and that's why it.

[B]

Was. Dave was like. I think that's when Dave was peaked. Dave Peek loved Dave. Like, it's just when I don't think he gives enough credit to how much people loved him while he did this.

[D]

Podcast. Oh, he had. Wasn't so much more love. Yeah, he had so much more love when this podcast was going.

[B]

On. I think he, like, let the last two months or two.

[D]

Episodes. No, I think, like, if you go and look at everyone's image, by the way, from that pod today, it's very much.

[B]

Changed. Yeah, for.

[D]

Sure. I think, like, you know, Charlie's very much come into her own and, like, she expresses who she is. And I think. I think Dixie's done the same. And I think, like, it is. It is a different world now for them. So, like, they're able to do that. As social media has evolved and as brands have evolved in knowing what's like, okay for brands to put money behind and what's not, because they used to be even more strict. Because social media in itself was like the wild west. But everyone's. Everyone's kind of evolved from that era. But it was just. It is funny to look Back at.

[B]

That.

[D]

Yeah. And be like, that is.

[B]

A. Such a. It's just so.

[D]

Different. A total different game than.

[B]

Today. Wait. This was one of my favorite things, I think both of ours. I think everyone that's ever watched BFF's the Dream episode.

Like, this is my. I.

[D]

Think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's watch this clip because it's.

[B]

Hilarious. Top.

[D]

Five. It's.

[A]

The. Are you.

[D]

Autistic? I think I'm on the spectrum. I. I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

Where. But very, very intense adhd. So that's, that's, that's. That affects my life in so many different.

[D]

Ways. My ADHD does. But yeah, I think it definitely comes across in everything I do. I guess I get very, like.

[A]

I get very hyper focused on.

[D]

Something. And whatever that thing is for.

[A]

My year or for my month or for my. Whatever, I will just do it every day from the morning when I.

[D]

Wake up to the time when I go to sleep.

[A]

I. Right now it's music. But you know, in the past it's been. It has been full on writing.

[D]

It'S been making YouTube videos, it's been editing only it's been, you know, just, just learning. It's been reading. It's.

[A]

Been. And whenever, whatever I am hyper focused on, it's just like, that is my life and I will do that thing. And I think that is very.

[D]

Much because, you.

[B]

Know.

Are you.

[D]

Autistic?

That'll for forever be a top five.

[B]

Bff. It was so.

[D]

Good. Oh, with his face reveal. That being the like day he did his face.

[B]

Reveal. He didn't do it on the pod. No.

[D]

Right. Did he do it on the pot or did he do it like what, like three days after or something like that? It was like right after the podcast. Right? Is that what it.

[C]

Was? No, he did it before and then he like did his face reveal before and then a lot of people called him.

[D]

Ugly.

[C]

Yes. And Dave.

[B]

Asked. That was so.

[D]

Mania.

[C]

Yes. Are you okay.

[D]

With. It was the week of his face reveal. Yeah, that's what it was.

[C]

Right? The mask. Most of the podcast. But like he would like take it off and put it back.

[D]

On. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Where is he.

[D]

Now? He's still doing what he just does. He's still doing what he does. I mean, dream was in a very different sector of the Internet than we were in. Even when BFFs was, you know, at its, at its prime. Like, it was just a very different area of the.

[C]

Internet. But it says he is currently Active, but has made significant changes to his online presence primarily because of a wrist.

[D]

Injury.

The wrist injury was impacting the.

[C]

Fortnite. Yeah. I think it's because he had to transition away from Minecraft because his wrist.

[D]

Hurt. Okay. I said Fortnite, didn't.

[C]

I? That's all.

[B]

Right. Are you being fucking with.

[C]

Me? No. It literally says wrist injury. He suffered a pretty serious wrist injury from sparring, which has impacted his ability to create.

[B]

Content. I got the injury from playing.

[C]

Games. What is.

[B]

Sparring? Playing video.

[D]

Games. Sparring, like fighting? Like.

[C]

Boxing? Fighting in real life or on the.

[D]

Video? I. I assume it would have been sparring IRL.

[B]

Probably.

[C]

Identity. Is he' Dream 2.0. He.

[B]

Rebranded. Does he have a new mask or did he get facial reconstruction.

[C]

Surgery? I don't know, but he got a new.

[B]

Wrist. Ah, good for.

[D]

That. He's also like, not a bad looking guy. No, it's just like, I think people expected this. Like he went to go do his face reveal and I think people expected this like a balor. They hyped it up as if he was going to be Chris.

[B]

Hemsworth.

[D]

Yeah. And it was like, well, guys, the.

[B]

Difference. Chris Hemsworth, Drake.

[D]

Elordi. Okay, so you're telling me for women, Jacob Elordi is the hottest.

[B]

Guy? For me. Yeah. I mean, all the women in the.

[C]

Room. I used to like my pants.

[B]

When I would think about.

[D]

Him. That's not like that unattainable.

[B]

Though. What, six, eight? The most sexy I've ever.

[D]

Seen. He's not six.

[B]

Eight. First of all, he's six foot five. He's.

[D]

Frankenstein. Six foot five is not six foot.

[B]

Eight. Six, six foot five is 17ft tall. To me, you are a.

[D]

Giraffe. So the only, the only reason for the looks is that.

[B]

He'S. No, his face, his demeanor, his like bottom pout lip is the little gap in between his tooth, the dark hair, the way he dresses, his paparazzi pictures. Oh my.

[D]

God. I mean, it's like, it's his.

[B]

Accent. He loves movies, he loves his dogs, books, everything about him. He's just hot. You jealous? You hate.

[D]

Him. No, I, I actually really like Jacob Elordi.

[B]

Actually. If anything, I think most girls in this chat would be like, fan. I mean, I'm a fan. And I'm also.

[D]

Like. I was just, I was just, I was just.

[B]

Wondering. That picture. Oh my God. With the mustache and the brown suit and the hair. I'm ovulating. Hottest guy that I've ever seen. The hottest guy that I've ever seen. Right there, his butt chin. Josh. That.

[D]

Picture.

[B]

Yeah. And he's also.

[D]

Jacked. Hey, I think he's a good looking dude, by the way. I'm not saying like he's like an.

[B]

Eight. I think Glenn Powell is more attractive than.

[D]

Him.

[B]

No. Okay. Thank God. I was.

[D]

Gonna. No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. I think Glenn Powell is. I think. Oh, that's tough because I'm closer to Glenn than I am. I don't even know Jacob. I'm, I'm friends with friends of Jacob and it's kind of been weird because I have a very close friend group of mine that's like very close friends with Jacob and we've just never seemed to been in the same place at the same time. But I, I think Jacob's a very humble.

[C]

Brag. Call him, call him then like.

[B]

Well, why wouldn't you be like, dude, we should hang out.

[D]

Brianna.

Probably just because of like, I want to make a good first.

[B]

Impression. I think he would probably laugh way more harder at my.

[D]

Jokes. And I'm glad you have confidence, but confidence isn't always the truth.

[B]

Right? So I actually, I could actually guarantee.

[D]

That. Right. And that would be great, but it's just not reality. So anyway, so.

To the Jacob vs. Glenn thing. I think, I think there are a little bit of different types, but I think for me personally, if I looked at the two of them and I had to be objective and I had to say which one is just straight up better looking as they are.

I have to go. Jacob.

[B]

Elordi. Yeah. I mean, I never even asked you to say.

[D]

That. It's tough because he's taller. It's tough because he's taller and he still has a good physique. And the thing about physique is physique is easier to achieve. The shorter you are, the taller you are, the harder the physique is to achieve. Right. Because you got to put on even more.

[B]

Weight. Tom Holland is so.

[D]

Hot. Yes. But his physique a lot easier to achieve because of his height. He's like what, five, nine. What's Tom Holland's height?

Because he's, he's, he's a shorter.

[C]

Guy. If I'm not 5.

[B]

7. Someone just said, someone just said, how many more drinks before the case race.

[D]

Starts?

Probably like three. But Tom Holland's five seven. He looks jacked though, in movies, right? Like you look at him in.

[B]

Movies and you're like, you're fucking me.

[D]

Up. He is jacked in.

[B]

Movies. He looks jacked in the.

[D]

Movies. You're telling me he does.

[C]

It. Spider.

[D]

Man. Look at Spider Man. Dead ass.

[B]

Uncharted. You're drunk, and you're cracking me up. You're.

[D]

Drunk. Are you telling me he doesn't look.

[B]

Jacked? Tom Holly's 5 7. He's jacked in.

[D]

The. He is.

[C]

Jacked. Wait.

[D]

Josh.

[B]

Picture.

[D]

Josh. Josh, pull up a.

[B]

Picture.

[C]

Josh.

[B]

No. Josh, listen. You promised me.

[D]

Something. What did I promise.

[B]

You? Can I put in.

[D]

My. Can I put.

[B]

Karaoke? Can I put in your headphones and you sing for.

[D]

Me? No, but I want to pick the song. You can pick the song, dead.

[B]

Ass. Yeah, but you have to put it in my headphones like, so that they can hear it. So it's just.

[D]

You. But. But then. But then how do they hear the.

[B]

Beat? They'll hear you singing, but they.

[D]

Don'T get to hear the.

[B]

Beat. No, it's just. It's.

[D]

Acapella. No, wait.

[B]

Whoa. Josh. Yeah? You.

[D]

Promised. There needs to be a beat along to.

[C]

It. If you put Bree's headphones in and you sing along to the song, they'll hear it alone, and you'll be.

[B]

Like, no, they'll hear.

[D]

It. No, but there needs to be a beat along with it. Wait, can we time it up so I play it on Bree's phone and y' all play it at the same time for audio, and it'll be.

[C]

On like, you know how we were doing the zooms? We'll have it there, so. So you can listen.

[D]

To. And it'll be okay. I have my song. I know the.

[B]

Song. All right, let me get my.

[D]

Headphones. Can. But wait, wait. Can I pick a song for you to do, too? Sure, but I got to go piss. So when should I do.

[B]

That? After you.

[D]

Sing. No, no, no. I got to do it before I sing. So should I do it now? Yeah, well, then you got to stay on stream, I'm saying. All right. Well, where are you.

[B]

Going? Well, I was going to get.

[D]

My headphones, but what song are you going to do? Did you know your.

[B]

Song?

[D]

Yeah. Do you want to go first or.

[B]

Second? Me? I'm not going alone, actually. I'll go while you.

[A]

Pee.

[D]

No. That's so not.

[B]

Right. Okay, fine. I'll talk to them while you.

[D]

Pay. Do you want me to go first? Yeah, okay, I'll go first.

No, I meant to.

[B]

Sing. Yeah, I want you to sing.

[D]

First, and then you'll sing.

[B]

After.

[D]

Yes. Swear to.

[B]

God. Where? To God? Oh, my God. Go to the.

[D]

Bathroom. I'll have to go to the bathroom. Give my burps. What the hell? Why do you think I have to go to the.

[B]

Bathroom?

You just said you have to pee. Yeah, but not because my bird has to sing first. Are you gonna sing.

[D]

First? No, no, I have to go.

[B]

Pee. You go to the bathroom.

[D]

Then. No, I said I'm gonna pee, but I'm gonna sing first before.

[B]

Brie.

[D]

Okay. Okay, so then go pee, I'm gonna pee, then sing, then Bri.

[C]

Sings.

[D]

Okay. Is that.

[C]

Cool?

[D]

Yes. Does everyone go with.

[B]

That?

[D]

Yes. Are all the women happy and.

[B]

Enabled? Go to the.

[D]

Bathroom. Are a tough group to please sometimes. I don't.

[B]

Know. You're just out of your.

[D]

Mind. Well, y' all are all out of your prime.

Ch. Clip it. Clip it. Dead ass.

Except for.

[B]

Hannah.

She's the oldest one. Pin, shirt off. Pitten, shirts.

[D]

Off.

He didn't.

[C]

Look. He's disgusted. See, I told you guys. Josh and I are close personal.

[B]

Friends. I mean, guys, he's. Everyone's like, I can't. He is cracking me up. Like, actually cracking me.

[C]

Up. He has, like, a certain amount of beers, and he gets, like.

[B]

Philosophical. I'm like. I'm saying that I want to euthanize Andrew Tate. And he's like, you know what? That's what's wrong with this.

[C]

Country. I'm like, dave already joined chat. You missed.

[B]

It. Go back. Yeah, you guys did miss it. Oh, my God. Guys, how do we prank.

[C]

Jay? Because we're.

[B]

Gonna. Wait. Chat, chat, chat. Come up with a prank. No, no, no. Okay, okay. Singing.

[C]

Acapella. And, like, everyone. He.

[B]

Thinks. But you have to think. You have to pretend that he thinks everyone can hear.

[C]

It. Yeah, no, I.

[B]

Will.

[C]

Okay. Okay. But we can't do.

[B]

That. I go, it's a joke. It's a joke. I was winking. Be careful, be careful, because he's probably watching.

Wait, Peyton, can you. When I sing, can we prank Josh and you sing for me so he thinks I'm really.

[C]

Good. Bri. But.

[B]

Like. Because Peyton can.

[C]

Sing. But you're in.

[B]

There. But you have a.

[C]

Mic. Yeah, but.

[B]

Who. But he'll have his headphones on and he's fucking blacked.

[C]

Out. You want me just play Alicia.

[B]

Keys? Like, what song? What song are you good at? Acapella. Peyton? I don't have my harmonica. Oh, my. You didn't travel with it. You always.

[C]

Do. No, I got stopped at tsa. She keeps getting stopped at at tsa. It's so.

[B]

Annoying. Oh, my God. Wait. Chat. How else can we prank him? Tell him we ended the stream. Where's his phone? I don't even think that. I don't.

[C]

Even. His phone's in there, I.

[B]

Think. Oh, really? I wonder what song he's going to pick. It can't be a rap song. We have to, like, actually make him do it. He's coming, he's coming, he's coming. Okay, everyone be cool. Yeah, don't. Just chill.

[C]

Out. It does look like.

[B]

Josh. Who does skeleton? I.

[C]

Know. He gets upset about that.

[D]

Water. I looked in the. We have no water in the.

[B]

Office. No, there's no water in the.

[C]

Office. Wait, did you look in the back body armor?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Where? It's in the fridges. Like by the kitchen. Over.

[D]

There. God damn.

[C]

It. Oh, you idiot.

[B]

Singer. He didn't.

[C]

Even. He got. He got to wet up his vocal.

[B]

Cords. What song should I sing? I'm trying to think. What song am I good at? Singing it.

No, I can't do like a good song. I have to do one that I can sing the pitch. Wait, do you know what song I love to sing by? Nessa. That's crazy. No, I just love one of her songs. What song is it? That song that came out that was so good.

No, maybe it's the. The tattoo.

[C]

Ones. Oh, is he being a rat right now and going to tell.

[B]

Him? Being a.

[C]

Rat? Matt, are you being a.

[B]

Rat? He wouldn't be a rat. He's mad at Josh.

[C]

Too. Yeah, that's.

[B]

True. We thought you were being a.

[C]

Rat.

Brie, they want you to either sing Taylor Swift or Lotta D. Oh.

[B]

What Taylor Swift song should I sing? It's evermore season. But what's a slow one? I need one that doesn't hit any high beats, any high vocals. I'll just sing for my heart. It doesn't matter. It's not gonna be good. I can't sing.

I can't do an essay song. I would never do a nicer song. I just like I used to. She was my number one streamed. And then it all happened and I was like, never mind.

Omg. Love you so much. Can't even remember. Is that the name of the song? Hannah and Peyton. What are you guys gonna.

[C]

Sing? You're involved in this personally. Not Star Spangled Banner Gonna sing probably. Oh, what song? What's Josh's.

[B]

Song? This Summer I Went.

[C]

Swimming. So.

[B]

Softest. Oh, yeah, I know everyone. No, he has to sing. Let's play that. Oh, no. Because he can't rap. No, that's what I'm saying. He has to sing. That's been what I've been begging him to do to sing as hard as he can. And he promised he would.

[C]

Sing. I'm gonna never be able to look at him in the eyes again if he.

[B]

Sings. I'm gonna lose my.

[C]

Mind. Oh, remember how I. So a kid we work with, his dad.

Directed or produced Girl Meets World with Sabrina Carpenter. So I texted him when Tommy.

[B]

Was here talking about it and I.

[C]

Was like, dude, can please give me Sabrina Carpenter's phone number? And then he texted his dad. It's so funny. It's Blutman. He texted his dad and said, tommy Smokes wants Sabrina's number. And his dad just gave a.

[B]

Bunch of laughing faces and said.

[C]

No. That's absolutely.

[B]

Diabolical. Like, if I give it to Tommy Smokes, don't tell Tommy.

[C]

That. I love when people's parents are involved that like work.

[B]

Here. Oh my God, it's so classic. Was this still streaming the whole time up there too? Oh my God, really? That's cracking me.

[C]

Up. We've been live for almost four and a half hours actually. Yeah, it's almost.

[B]

10:30. No, that's rapping. He has to sing everywhere to that. No, no, no. Josh has to do the Alex Warren.

[C]

Song.

[B]

Ordinary. Yeah. Oh, that's good, that's good. And he's a big Alex Warren.

[C]

Stan. Yeah. He tried to get you in.

[D]

Trouble. I.

[B]

Know. And I was just like, I just think Olivia Dean's.

[C]

Better. Shout out.

[B]

Blutman. Shout out Blutman Cardigan. I'll sing all too well. 10 minute version, the whole thing. Don't even fucking try.

[C]

Me. We have like a guitar here.

Ukulele in the.

[B]

Studio. I wish. We gotta get those pictures updated on that plan Brie sign out.

[C]

There. Oh, yeah, we were saying.

[B]

That. I was just like, whoa, Jump scare. Yeah, we just heard that before. Like, whoa.

What's your favorite? What's your favorite BFF's memory? Maybe do a Molly with Dave was fun.

I think honestly the rebrand with just J was really fun. In the beginning.

Miami time was frickin awesome when there was so much drama. It was just good stuff. I liked when I was in the office with Dave. I feel like that was really fun. That was when the New York office was fun and it was popping and everyone was friends and now I just feel like everyone is so segregated and it's freaking weird. But.

Probably those were my highlights. He's.

[D]

Back.

Wait, did I hit the pen.

[B]

Before? Yeah. Make you if it makes you.

[C]

Feel more comfortable on the.

[B]

Screen. What song are you going to.

[D]

Pick? You know Piss.

[B]

Perfect. You love Pitch Perfect. Wait, perfect. But you.

[D]

Actually. Did you give it back to.

[B]

Me? Yeah. I would never keep such a.

[D]

Thing. Are you.

[B]

Sure?

[C]

Positive. Jay, it's on. What are you looking.

[B]

For? His.

[C]

Pen. It's on your seat. It's pink.

[B]

Right?

[D]

Yeah. What? Wait, wait, wait. Let me get in the.

[B]

Vibes. Yeah, get in the vibes. But, Josh, you have to really try to sing. That's the whole.

[D]

Thing. But I need to hear the song, or else I.

[B]

Can'T. You put it. That's what we're doing. So how it works is if I. We're gonna put it in your.

[D]

Phone. Also, I need a water. We need a flying. What the fuck is going on in this.

[B]

Building? So we put in the headphones on the phone, and then you put these headphones over, and then it picks up for them to.

[D]

Hear. But how will they.

[B]

Hear? Because. Because I've shared my. I'm mirroring my screen with.

[D]

Her. But how will they hear the song?

[B]

Audio? Because I'm mirroring. Mirroring it with her. So it's gonna go.

[D]

Through. You.

[B]

Promise? Pinky.

[C]

Promise. Yes, it's on. It's like, on the zoom. Like, I can. I can kind of show.

[D]

You. All right.

[C]

Let'S. It's like.

[D]

That. It's the last episode. I mean, what do we got to lose here? What do we have to lose.

[B]

Here? Do you need my phone or your.

[D]

Phone? I need whoever's phone's gonna play.

[B]

It. Oh, mine's sharing. I have to do.

[C]

Mine. Does he have.

[B]

Headphones? I'm putting them in, but.

[D]

Yeah. So we need troublemakers, and we need. What. What is the song? Give me one second. Chat. Let me. Let me. Yo, this is gonna be incredible, by the way. I'm just letting you guys all.

[B]

Know.

Final.

[D]

Performance. I will say I also have a song. Sorry, sorry. I have a song. Kind of crazy, but I do have a song that I did on. I mean, it's the last podcast, so who gives a fuck? I have a song I did with.

[B]

Jaden.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Happiness. Happiness is a good.

[D]

Song. Should I play.

[B]

Happiness? Play that.

[D]

First. Should we play that first and then I do this.

[B]

Thing? No, I think you sing.

[D]

First. Redeem yourself, then I redeem myself with.

[B]

Happiness.

[D]

Yeah. Is that. Does that sound good? Chat? Yeah, Chat so everyone can share the stream to go.

[B]

Crazy.

[D]

Yeah. And then when Happiness plays, everyone's in the chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. You know what we should have done at the start of this live that we didn't do? It's like an Instagram live together and then been like, everyone join the.

[B]

YouTube. Well, we probably would have if you were here.

That was probably.

[D]

The. Okay, but dead ass. I do want to establish like. Like, I hope you realize, like, I really wanted to be here on time. Like, I. It's not like I didn't want to be here on time. Like, I did. Like, I know. I tried to plan a flight to land at 2 o' clock.

[B]

Today. I.

[D]

Know. And it just decided to land at.

[B]

3:20. I know. But it was just like, perfect for the bit that you're always like.

[D]

It is a perfect bit situation. But it does suck. Like, I did. I did. Okay, okay, so, so, so Treble Makers, let's do this. Sucks. I can't even stand up. Like, it's gonna be hard to sing. My airways aren't as good as when.

[C]

I'm. Wait, Josh, am I playing Happiness first or.

[D]

What? No, no, we're gonna do Travel Makers, Bright Lights, Bigger.

[B]

City.

[D]

Okay. All right. Trebles Finder, Bright Lights, Bigger City, slash Magic. That's gonna be the one we do right.

[B]

Now. This.

[D]

One. Jay.

You'Re going on YouTube, not.

[B]

Spotify. Oh, you want me to do.

[D]

Spotify? I, I, I.

[B]

Yeah. What is it.

[D]

Called? The same thing I just said, but for Spotify Troublemakers. If you look up troublemakers, it's probably the first thing that pops up. Yeah, me. Let me see if it's the right.

[C]

One.

[B]

Okay. You have to put these in under your.

[D]

Headphones. So I have to put those in under the.

[A]

Headphones?

[D]

Yeah. And what do I have to queue up a. Let's go at the same time as.

It'S already.

[B]

Going. I'm airplane my phone to.

[D]

Her. But is this at the right time or no paying. Like, if I play it right now, is it playing for.

[B]

You?

Her mic's not.

[C]

On. Yes. Give me one second. I'll tell you.

[D]

When.

I'm. I'm kind of nervous, but it's like a.

[B]

Joke. Like, we're not being serious. That's why it's.

[C]

Funny. Okay, well, if you play it, it'll play to.

[D]

The. Wait, wait.

All right. Are you ready for the hardest thing? It's like that trend that's like, do we have to go into work.

[B]

Tomorrow?

[D]

Yeah. You know what I.

[B]

Mean? That's why I wanted you to do.

[D]

It. All right, all right. So you have to do a song after.

[B]

This. I.

[D]

Will. Do you have your song picked.

[B]

Out? No, but I'll find one. Taylor.

[D]

Swift. I'm, like, really nervous right.

[B]

Now. It's funny.

[D]

Josh. I don't like how much my heart is beating because, like, the thing is, is I shouldn't be this nervous. I've done crazier things in front of way more.

[B]

People. But it's.

[D]

Funny.

I have like a frog in my.

[B]

Throat. Do it. Just go.

[D]

Just. Okay, okay, okay, okay. But I got to know when Peyton's.

[B]

Ready. No, it's when this plays. It.

[C]

Plays. Yes. You're good at set.

[D]

Up.

It's all set.

[C]

Up.

[D]

Yep.

Chat. Can you guys give me some love? First guys give them. Can everyone in the chat w. Josh. And then maybe I'll do it. Maybe I'll do.

[B]

It.

Go.

[D]

Jay. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do.

[B]

This. Well, you don't have to do the whole.

[D]

Song. How much of the song do I have to do? Can you step in for part of the song? What if I need to.

[B]

Harmonize? Yeah, I.

[D]

Will. How will you.

[B]

Know? I don't know the lyrics.

[D]

Though. Can I. At a certain part of the.

[B]

Song when you need help, just cue me in. This is about.

[D]

You. I can cue you in? Yeah, I can. I can say, hey, harmonize with.

[B]

Me. Yeah, but I don't.

[D]

Know. And I just need you to do what the song saying and I'll.

[B]

Harmonize.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Amazing.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Amazing. This is about you. You got this. Okay, look, everyone's saying w. Josh, I'm doing it. Yeah, let's.

[D]

Go. All right, all right, all right. Am I good to. Am I good to.

[B]

Play? Peyton, Play. Run it. Yep. Here we.

[D]

Go.

[B]

Wait.

Yup, I got.

[D]

It.

You can't even hear the audio.

[B]

Huh? I can hear it in.

[C]

Your. Josh, I.

[D]

Swear.

I've been living for the weekend but no, not anymore. Cause here comes that familiar feeling that Friday's famous for. Yeah, I'm looking for some action and it's out there somewhere you can feel the electricity all in the evening air. And I just might be more of the same.

But sometimes you want to go where everyone knows your.

[B]

Name. Hey.

[D]

J. So I guess I'll have to wait and see.

But I'm just gonna let something brand new happen to me and it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright it's alright. Bright lights in the big city it belongs to us tonight.

Okay, this is the high part. It's really fucking.

[B]

Fun. You got it. You got.

[D]

It. I've got the magic in.

[B]

Me. That's good.

[D]

Jay. Every time I touch that track, it turns into gold. I don't have the breath work Everybody knows I've got the magic in me.

When I hit the floor the girls come snapping at me Everybody wants some presto magic Blow your mind Pick a verse, any verse I'll hypnotize you with every line I need a volunteer. How about you with eyes? Come on down to the front row. Sit right here and don't be shy, Mom, Come on, let's see the show tonight Appear to be astounded no ghosts or poltergeist I do a mill Pinocchio I never told a lie call me Mr. Magic Man I float on cloud nine I got the magic in me this is where I need them to harmonize Touch that track, it turns into gold Turns to gold Body knows I've got the magic Magic, magic, magic, magic My magic, magic, magic.

I've got the magic in me wow. That's my hardest. Best I can do, the best I can.

[B]

Do. I mean, I'm gonna totally be honest with you. We pranked you. It was just a.

[D]

Capella. What the.

[B]

Fuck? But you were.

[D]

Good. You guys couldn't hear the audio at.

[B]

All. Nobody could.

But, Josh, like, I wasn't even laughing that hard as I should have been, because you were, like.

[D]

Good. That's so tough, dude. Like, with the audio, it would have at least sounded.

[B]

Okay. But it did sound okay. Like, I wanted you to be really bad. I'm kind of mad that you were kind of.

[D]

Good. Was it all.

[B]

Right? Like, locked eyes when you started, and I was like, that's so.

[D]

Annoying. Is it? Was it okay I have to.

[B]

Chat? It was, like, not. I mean, it wasn't, like, amazing, but it wasn't.

[D]

Bad. All.

[A]

Right. All.

[B]

Right. It wasn't bad at all.

[D]

Guys. I'm telling you, with the audio, it would have been.

[B]

Okay. It, like, really.

[D]

Wasn'T. It.

[B]

Was. Got a thousand out of ten.

[D]

You got to give me, like, he nailed that.

[B]

Job. Josh, look, honestly, everyone's saying it was.

[D]

Good.

All right? That makes me feel.

[B]

Good. Like, you actually kind of did.

[D]

Good. If you guys gave me the soundtrack to it, it might have been a little bit.

[B]

Better. We can't, because it's YouTube. That's why we tricked.

[D]

You. So it was just me singing? That's embarrassing as.

[B]

Hell. It.

[D]

Was. Jesse, that's.

[B]

Terrible. It was really.

[D]

Funny. I believed you guys so.

[C]

Wholehearted. Actually hit that.

[B]

Actually. You did the high notes. When you did the high notes.

[D]

Guys, I'm telling you, it was off. If.

[B]

Y'.

[D]

All. If y' all got to know the harmony of the that song, it would have worked. If y' all could hear the voice, it would have worked. The harmony doesn't work. It just sounds bad at the end. If I don't. I don't get the other.

Because I could have just went lower at the last part of that song and sounded better and then not tried to go for the.

[B]

Harmony. Can you play a real song now? Now that you have the confidence that everyone's like, you're actually.

[D]

Good? Do you guys want me to play.

[B]

Happiness? Yeah. He showed me this song, like, what, three years.

[D]

Ago? I have. I have some unreleased bangers. I have some solo bangers as well. But we can play.

[B]

Happiness. Happiness is good. It's with Jaden.

[C]

Right?

[D]

Ready? It's sad as. Do you have.

[C]

It? I have it.

[D]

Yeah. It's sad as fuck, but it's.

[B]

Good. You guys aren't even gonna believe it. All right, let's.

[D]

Play. I fuck with the song. Hip Shout out. Quentin, too, because he was. He was a writer on this as well. My label fucking hates me saying that I am a menace the drugs that I am taking got me pissing off my parents I'm dangerously invoking all the demons in my basement Emotions pouring out, yeah Feeling uncomplacent feeling broke inside but the drugs don't show it she's worried that'll die if I keep on going I'm pouring up the lean to stop the torment Pop another perk if it ain't slowing I need some happiness I need some happiness right now I need some happiness I need some happiness right now I need some happiness I need some happiness right now, right now.

Pulling out the west and got me testing hey, yeah I'm locked out of heaven from the soul I did say yeah you've been trying to talk about forever yeah But I'm trying to stay forever.

Feeling broke inside but but the drugs don't show it she's worried that'll die if I keep on going I'm pouring up the lead to stop the torment Pop another perk if it ain't slowing I need some happiness I need some happiness right now I need some happiness I need some happiness right now I need some happiness I need some happiness right now, right now this is just the me version. The same.

I need some happiness right now I need some happiness I need some happiness right now I need some happiness.

[B]

Honestly.

[D]

Good.

It's sad as, but it's cool. I feel like every song I made when I did songs. Should I just. Should we. Should I send the songs? I have two More. That's.

[B]

It. I mean.

[C]

Chat. Remember at the second episode when we went to the psychic, she said you were gonna release music, and you're literally Avril.

[D]

Lavigne. Oh, my.

[B]

God.

[C]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

That'S. That's a.

[C]

Sign. You gotta play all your.

[B]

Music.

[D]

Yeah. Chat. Should I drop. Should I. Should I play all the music for the chat right now? Because we have the last.

[B]

Episode.

[D]

Yeah. All righty. Okay. Okay. Pick a.

[B]

Name. Cold.

[D]

Harder.

[B]

Junkie. Damn. Play them.

[D]

Both. Which. But which one first? Just.

[B]

Pick. Which one do you like better? Just pick them. Hold art. Okay, but you have to send.

[D]

It to Peyton W. Coldheart. Who did I write this with? Who did I write this with? Because I wrote. There was someone that I want to give them credit. Cold Heart. Which one was that? I want to say it.

[B]

Was. Jaden wrote.

[D]

It. No, no. Like, we wrote it together, like. Like it was a collab process. But I want to say I have to. I have to give him credit if he wrote even one line. You know what I mean? Like, but I think he did a. He did Cold Heart with me as well. The. The la. That last song. The writing for that last song was just me, I want to say, except for I need some happiness. I need some happiness right now. Me, Jaden, and Quentin all use that course for a different song. Oh, and we had all went to the studio at the same time at that point, and I think we had all made, like, a different song to that beat with that course. If I remember correctly, I could be mistaken. So if I'm mistaken, please don't hold it against me. But I know Quentin and Jay had written to that beat first before me.

Cold Heart, I think is the one I just sent. I think Jaden wrote this one with me, if I'm not mistaken. I think we were in the studio together when we did this, so. So credit Jaden.

I don't think this one as good as my other one, though. I like Junkie. Junkie's.

[B]

Cool. They kind of like this better.

[D]

Already. It's just so sad, bro. Yeah.

It's just so, like, depressing to me. I was a depressed kid at one point.

I don't think it's working. I just got an empty hand Picking up the green Making towers from the sand Honestly, it's killing me faster than I plan Keep your toes in Saw my no sense Normally I don't feel human no time to feel these feelings are moving I'm coping, coping through.

[B]

It this one's.

[D]

Fire.

From the start Just a kid from the Cold eyes on his heart just he take care from the cold, feeling cold from the.

[B]

Cold, feeling cold I like this one better than.

[D]

Happiness. You like this one more?

I don't think a really help me out. Honestly, the numbers going up just bring me down Usually the mascot where it covers up the frown I try to scream but it's too loud loud can you hear all the demons in my head? Hard to explain when the feelings are real I'm not complaining I'm saying my fears maybe this song is the fair that I feel Keep your two sense I'm a nuisance Normally I don't feel human no time to feel these feelings are moving I'm co. Been co.

[B]

Been through it hey, Jay, Come on.

[D]

Now.

Kind of tough.

[B]

Huh?

[D]

Yeah.

I love the screaming in the background.

That song's tough. I. With that.

[B]

Song. I think that's my favorite.

Guys, why.

[D]

This? For real? Josh?

[B]

Yeah. Why can't you. Why can't you release any of.

[D]

This?

So, I mean, that's part of the. The issue with the Warner Records deal and why they. I mean, the. The only reason why Smallest man ever came out is because one of the records cut it. So that's kind of been part of the issue.

So. Yeah, that's. That's. That's. That's really what it is. I mean, honestly, if it's anything, it's.

[A]

That.

[D]

I'll. I'll. I think I got another one that you said. I have a couple more. I have a couple. I think I have, like, three more, but I'll send. Wait. Let me make sure this is the right. Let me make sure this is the right version of this song because I have a couple different demos and whatnot.

[B]

But. Wait, what Chat is freaking out about Dancing with the Stars? Who got kicked off? Not Alex, right? Obviously not. She's gonna.

[D]

Win. No.

[C]

Way. No spoilers. They're gonna kill.

[B]

Us. Oh, they're asking.

[C]

Though. Well, I.

[B]

Asked. Oh, who. Who did?

Yeah. Pretty.

She's so good, though. I.

[C]

Know. I think it's because, like, she wasn't really a fan favorite and Mormon Wives just came out. If you guys don't watch.

[B]

That. I.

[C]

Don'T. Oh, my God. She's a. Well, you just spoiled it. Oh.

You guys are trying to whisper and then face like Mormon.

[B]

Livestream. I.

[C]

Know. Send me another.

[D]

Song. Yeah, I'm about to send another one. Give me one sec. I'm checking to make sure I got the right.

[B]

One. All my songs are locked up on my SoundCloud, man. I lost my password. Next time I'll make sure to come through. Oh, wait. There ain't gonna be a next.

[D]

Time. How do I send this?

So I'm sending you a note file right now. It might send you two. Give me one sec. Nevermind. It's just gonna send one. It's the junky underscore. Rough Two. This one was a banger. Loki. I love this song. This song, to me is like, very, like.

How would I describe this song? This is a different genre than the other two songs. I would say. The other two songs. What genre do you put those other two songs in? Like, a little bit of, like.

[B]

Emo. A little bit like. Like you were rapping and singing. The first one was just kind of.

[D]

Like. This one's just.

[B]

Singing. This one's just.

[D]

Singing. Just.

[B]

Singing. Like we did.

[D]

Earlier. Yeah, like we did earlier, except, like, more hype vibes. Chat.

[B]

So. All.

[D]

Right.

Yeah, hype, I guess. Like, the. The beat of the song is more hype. Like, it's. It's still a little bit talking about, like, drug abuse and stuff like that. That was just the thing that was going on a lot at that time of my life and, like, with people around me and whatnot. So I think that's why I was writing a lot about it. But did you get.

[C]

It? Yeah, I'm playing.

[B]

It. All right, guys, quick commercial break. So your squad can hype you up, but they can't tackle your finances. That's where Experian comes in. Your new big financial friend, if it helps, helps you stay on top of your FICO score, helps you find ways to save, and helps you find credit cards that match your lifestyle all in one free app. And here's the clutch move. Some of those cards are labeled no Ding decline. That means if you're not approved, your credit score stays safe. And I'm telling you it's legit. You can download the Experian app and share it with the fam because everyone could use a big financial friend. Applying for no Ding Decline cards won't hurt your credit score if you aren't initially approved. Initial approval will result in a hard inquiry which may impact your credit score. Let's get back to the.

[D]

Episode. It's a cool beat. I wish it came. Is it coming through your headphones? Kind of weird? Like bass.

Stirring in my mind.

I'm a bill popping obnoxious byproduct of self destruction. You left us with the house on.

[B]

Fire. Wait, this is.

[D]

Fire?

[B]

Yeah. Right?

[D]

Yeah.

And you're looking at me like, I'm gonna put it Out. No.

Speaking out now got me feeling like an outlaw. Told us that we don't have problems just so they could give us.

[B]

Something with a baseball.

[D]

Ass.

I'm a junkie why you calling me a cool kid? I know that nothing can save us. Give me something that'll make it less painful. Act stupid, I'm about to lose it. Tell me when the junkie became the cool kid. Hey. It's kind of like a vibe of a song. Thank.

[B]

You. It's a shame you can't put any of these.

[D]

Out. I know, right? Tell me when the junkie became the cool kid. I'm locked in no options you won't convince me to stop talking there's madness stirring in my mind you sure.

[B]

You know what you're.

[D]

Doing? I'm a pill popping obnoxious by product of self destruction you left us with the house.

And you looking at me like I'm going to put it out. No.

Speaking out now Got me feeling like an outlaw. Told us problems just so they could give us something to say of them. Act stupid, I know I'm a nuisance, I'm a junkie why you calling me a cool kid? I know that nothing can save us. Give us something that'll make it less painful. Act stupid, I'm about to lose it. Tell me when the junkie became the cool kid.

It's kind of a banger.

[B]

Right? They all are.

Like, what the hell?

They like this one the best so far.

Such a bummer. Dude, you have to put these.

[D]

Out.

I can kind of make music.

[B]

Bruce. I.

[D]

Know. Kind of make.

[B]

Music. You're Avril.

[D]

Lavigne. I can kind of make music. I can kind of make.

[B]

Music. Damn.

[D]

Jay. Yeah. Yeah, it.

[B]

Was. You and Peyton could have been collabing this whole goddamn time. You would have known your.

[D]

Name. Things we could have.

[B]

Done.

The things you guys could have.

[D]

Done. The things we could have done. Payton, now it's all.

[C]

New. And now we'll never see him.

[D]

Again. Now we'll never. We'll never ever know. We'll never.

[B]

Know. Never.

[D]

God. Have any songs.

[B]

Bri? I don't. That ain't my thing. Damn. A couple poems that'll make you cry, but I'm not getting into that right.

[D]

Now. No, we're not going to do any.

[B]

Like. What's it.

[D]

Called? Little, like, biting the bit from the basement yard, doing a. What's it. What's.

Something.

[A]

Poetry.

[D]

Right. Slam poetry. Slam poetry.

[B]

Oh. Oh, my God. Wait, one game that I would love to play before we leave. Yeah, we still have some other things to go over, but we do probably have to wrap it up soon. What's that game we played on Plan Brie where it's like, you say something and then we have to say.

[C]

It. That we stole from basement.

[B]

Yard. The basement yard game.

[D]

Yeah. So it is also another basement yard.

[B]

Thing. Oh, yeah, we said that on Plan Brie. We're like. We're literally just love.

[C]

Basement. We had, like, clues about the people. It was like three things about the member. It was like Tom Brady. I called him a cheater. And you guys were like, what the. Oh, I probably can find that old.

[B]

Game. And it was like, yeah, there was two.

[D]

Games. What's the game? I'm.

[B]

Confused. No, the one where it was like. You'd be like, ice and we'd say.

[C]

McDonald. Yeah, I know.

[D]

What. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go hit my pen because I just made some banger music. So I got.

[B]

Too. Damn. You back on the.

[D]

Junkie. I'm back on the junkie. I have more bangers.

[C]

Too. So we had, like.

We did it for, like, we had Rich. And then the second clue was, like, always courtside. And then it was like, who is.

[B]

That? Oh, that's kind of.

[C]

Fun. Yeah, I. I.

[B]

Have. But I guess you guys can't really make that up on the spot.

[C]

Yeah. The people we have are Cousin Shano.

I have cousin Shano in this security.

[B]

Mic. Oh, my.

[C]

God. Yeah, this is.

[B]

Not. Oh, we had.

[C]

Josh. And these were our three clues for Josh.

[B]

Richards. What were.

[C]

They? Beautiful girlfriend, born in 2002, and ex.

[B]

Wiggledicker. Oh, that's easy. That's Joshua.

[C]

Richards. I wanna. I know the game Brie's talking.

[B]

About. You know what I'm talking about. Josh, you're blowing. He's purposefully doing that. Oh, my God. It looks like a fog machine. Are you serious.

[D]

Jay?

The atmosphere looks.

[B]

Dope.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Chat. I wish you guys could see Jay right now. Oh, my God. Can't believe this is the last BFF's episode. How many hours is it?

[C]

Five. Almost.

[B]

Five. This is a J5 hour.

[D]

Episode.

Oh, my back's.

[B]

Crack.

Oh, my God. I know. Hannah, what's the game? I don't.

[C]

Know. I'm trying to find.

[B]

It. It was like. It was so funny or something. Oh, it was syllables. But what about syllables? It was like, name something with two.

[C]

Syllables. It was like, name a country with three.

[B]

Syllables.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Right? Yes.

[C]

Yes. Name a food with two.

[B]

Syllables.

I would love to see Josh try to do that off the.

[D]

Pen.

[C]

What? I might have it in my.

[D]

Notes. Should we just continue BFFs, but just make it a live stream show.

[B]

Chat? Honestly, that would be. I would enjoy that a lot.

[D]

More. It'd be way better if we had to do this, like, once a week. And it was just like, hey, talk about. We'd have to talk about. We just got together and just got up and just talked about whatever we.

[B]

Wanted. That shit would be lit so.

[D]

Much. And we just listened to my music every week and gas me up. Shit would be.

[B]

Fun. Josh loves to be gassed.

[D]

Up. I do. It's my biggest flaw. It's my biggest flaw. I do really love when people say good things about.

[B]

Me. Like, it doesn't make you uncomfortable. People compliment.

[D]

You. I know. I love it. And. And I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't love it as much as I do, but God damn it, I love.

[B]

It. Dude, today they were doing that to me on the Special Forces thing, and I asked them to stop. Like, I was so uncomfortable. My skin.

[D]

Was. It depends what it's about. I will say.

[B]

That.

[D]

Yeah. If I'm on a podcast with somebody and then they're like. They're like.

Oh, guess today. Josh Richards. And we're getting talking. They're like, josh, you have done so much with your life. At the age of 23, you are a social media influencer that has amassed over blah, blah, blah amounts of followers online. And you. You have been Forbes 30 under 30, and you have this venture fund.

Do you think there's anything left? Like, when they're like, like, that type of gas up? I'm a little bit like, no, but you're. You don't know what to say to.

[B]

It. I kind of almost like you like how we're gassing up in your music. You cared about it. You think it's.

[D]

Good. That's a creative thing. It's something that I've never shown to anybody or I don't show to people in the.

[B]

Masses. Yeah, today that did. They did that with my writing because I, like. I wrote a bunch of stuff for them. And I was like, wait, keep.

[D]

Going. Yeah, that's like.

[B]

Part. I was like, keep.

[D]

Going. Okay.

[B]

Stop. I was like, wait, say it more. I haven't.

[D]

Heard. Wait a. I want you on this. Am I having a slay.

[B]

Moment? Like, you think I really am good at.

[D]

That? Okay, I.

[B]

Guess. Yeah. Like, when people are like that, I like the followers, the podcast, the following. I'm like.

[D]

Stop. I. I don't like that. Compliments. I don't like that. I, I, I usually am sitting there and it's hella awkward and I'll usually be like, I, I, I try to say like, thank.

[B]

You.

[D]

Yeah. But thank you almost even seems like, kind of like I'm accepting it. So it seems weird to.

[B]

Say.

[D]

Yeah. So I don't really know what to say in those moments, but if it's something about like that or, or let's say it's like my sketch.

[B]

Show.

[D]

Yeah. That's different. Like if someone's gas, not my.

[B]

Sketch, I'm like, you're excited?

[D]

Yeah. You want to see.

[B]

Another? It's like the creative.

[D]

Stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different. It's different. Like, like actually really, I don't know, it's something that, like you put a different amount of time.

[B]

Into.

[D]

Yeah. I don't know. It's, it's like, it's a different.

[B]

Time. There's a.

[D]

Careful. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of time that gets put into it as that one moment where like when they talk about your accomplishments at a whole, it's like, well, those have been things I've done over the past six years in an entirety. It's a little different. Like, you know, that's because the people that have supported me, that's because of this, this and that. Like, it's not just me. Like I gotta get credit to other people. But then it's like things, like smaller things, I don't know, like even the sketch though, I can't say that's, that's me. That's, you know, the production team, the writer, everybody. But like, there's something different about.

[B]

It.

[D]

Yeah. You know, like, I don't know how to describe it. I don't know how to describe it, but I.

[B]

Agree. I'm gonna have another.

[D]

Beer. Yeah, yeah, I'll take another.

[B]

Drink. All right, let's do one more drink. It's just kind of sad to end.

[D]

It. I never want to end. I could be here until my flight tomorrow at 9:00am I mean, me too. I'm gonna be dead ass honest with you. I could be here until tomorrow.

[B]

At 9am I don't think, I think the reality is hitting me that it's.

[D]

Ending. It's really.

[B]

Sad. I'm gonna.

[D]

Cry. Yeah, let's get another beer. Okay, let's get another beer. Go get another beer. Because if you think about it too long, we're gonna start. We're gonna.

[B]

Start. I'm actually gonna really cry. I'm definitely gonna cry before this is.

[D]

Over. We can't. We can't. Go get another beer. Go get another beer. Go get another drink. I like, like an actual beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not like non beer.

This sucks.

[C]

Dude. This sucks because at least it's.

[B]

Fine.

[C]

It's. We're having a.

[D]

Blast. At least at the start of this it was like. At least at the start of this it was like we still have like three hours.

[B]

Left. There was like a cry.

[D]

Maybe. Honestly, probably cry. Like honestly probably. This was five.

[C]

Years. Wait, we're not done.

[B]

Yet. Are we wrapping.

[D]

Up? No, we're not. We're not until like midnight. Yeah, I think we should go till midnight. Yeah, I'm not done yet. I'm just saying like, like, oh yeah, I'm.

[C]

Good. I found the game that Bri wants to.

[D]

Play. Bri brought it up. Honestly, I wasn't even thinking about it until Bri just brought it up and now.

[C]

She'S.

[B]

Josh.

[C]

Josh. You know what the Chat's saying? They're wondering how Bri finessed her way out of.

[D]

Singing. Yeah, that is strange that Bri didn't have to sing. Right, Chat, you forgot. No, no, Bri has to sing cuz. I want a clip of me singing versus you singing. I want a competition clip. I want a clip that gets posted after all of this. If I'm going to ask for one thing, I'm going to ask for a clip that gets posted between my singing and her singing. A competition clip. That's what I want to.

[C]

See. I already posted the clip of you.

[D]

Singing. Did you.

[B]

Actually?

[C]

Yep. I only posted what parts of it did you.

[D]

Post. The good parts at.

[C]

Least? Whatever I saw.

[D]

Fit. No, you're playing with.

[C]

Me. I'm not on Tik Tok that you're playing with.

[D]

Me. You didn't even post a good clips. Are you being for.

[C]

Real? Yes, I posted.

[D]

It. But you didn't post a good.

[C]

Clips. I thought it was good. It was the magic.

[B]

Part.

I'm not joking, guys. I almost just.

[D]

Flashed. That's wild that you did that. And that was from Matt's camera phone, wasn't.

[C]

It? I. No, I was standing.

[D]

There. You were.

[C]

Here?

[D]

Yes. God damn, I was so locked into my singing.

God fucking damn it. No, Matt, it wasn't you. It wasn't you.

[C]

Matt.

[D]

Cam.

Matt's in the room now, so we can't even cam to him. What do you mean he's in our room? Yeah, go to the bathroom and then get back here and sing your song, girl. Chat, what do we recommend for. For her to sing.

[B]

What?

[D]

Sorry. Huh? What'd she say? Chat while she's gone. What do you think my next hairstyle should be? Peyton and Anna, what do you guys think is, like, a really good hairstyle for.

[B]

Me? I've been kind.

[D]

Of. Okay, come on. I'm trying to be for real here. I've been kind of in a hair fluster.

[C]

Recently.

I don't really like the.

[D]

Dark. Well. Well, the darks gone. The dark's gonna be gone, like, the second this fades away. It's gone a.

[C]

Lot. Yeah. You look like a vampire with, like, the.

[D]

Dark. The problem with the dark hair is the only time I think I can do the dark hair is in.

[C]

Summer because I guess really wants you to get.

[D]

Bangs. I get really tanned in summer, but then if it's winter, I don't get tan, and then I look like a.

[C]

Vampire. Dark hair is tough in the.

[D]

Dark hair is tough to do when you're.

[C]

Pale. You could do like a. A.

[D]

Bronze. I don't really want to. I don't really want to change the hair. I think my best hair color is my natural hair.

[C]

Color. So you want to get.

[D]

Cut? It's more the cut. What do we think for the.

[C]

Cut? Well, I showed my fiance the clip of you talking about his awesome hair, and he was really thrilled about.

[D]

It. Yeah, he has awesome hair. I'm not talking about him right.

[C]

Now. I'm trying to grow your hair that, like, flow. Like, lacrosse.

[D]

Flow. The problem is. You know what? I don't know if it's the. I think it's my type of hair that's an issue. I think it's just the, like, consistency of my hair.

Trying to figure out what my past hair.

[C]

Is. Pink to match.

[D]

Gabby. Not, not, not color wise. Haircut.

[B]

Wise. I like this.

[D]

Haircut.

Here's the problem with the long hair. Here's the problem with the long hair. Brie. And this is the real problem I.

[B]

Have. You have, like, the. I like the.

[D]

Long. No, here's the problem I have with the long. And I'll tell you, I look incredible in person with.

[B]

It.

[D]

It. But then when I look on cam, it's not even the same.

[B]

Guy. You don't think.

[D]

So? Not even close. It's not even really.

[B]

Close. Like, I mean, it looks good right.

[D]

Now. No, but like, like, I will. I, I. I'm not even kidding you. I'll look in the mirror and I'll look at myself, and I'll be like prime time to film it. You know, like you're feeling good about yourself and you Go, all right, this is time to film a tick tock. You know what I'm saying? You're like, this is the time. Let me go film a video right now. Let me go film something for my social. I'll look at myself in the mirror. I'll go, prime time, dog. Let's film a tick tock. Let me whip up the phone and now whip up the phone. And then I see myself on camera and I'm looking at camera and then I look back up current at myself in the mirror and I go, that ain't the same dude. What the hell is that? I don't know if it's my cheekbones. I don't know if it's something about my face. I don't know if it's. It's the way the lighting hits. I don't know what it is. But in person, in person versus on cam, and I don't know which one I would rather have because at least looking better in person is like, hey, this is real. You can't debate.

[B]

This. You don't know. Do you know what? This is the.

[D]

Worst.

What our job is? It's, it's supposed to be on the camera to look better on cam than it is to look better in person. Because most of the people would only ever see me on.

[B]

Camera.

[D]

Yes. But I look better in person. And that's my number one comment. When people come up to me, I almost take it as a backhanded compliment. They come up to me, they take a picture with me and they go, they come up to me. The first thing they'll say is, you look way better in person. I go, way. What does way.

[B]

Mean? This is actually mean. They're like, you're actually really stunning. I'm like, guys, I always say, am I busted online? Granted, you post thirst. Like, you will only post if.

[D]

You'Re hot zooming right now. What are we doing? Like, I post videos, I could still kind of lock in and look good right now. But they, they ruined.

[C]

It. You ruined.

[D]

It. They took off the zoom because I was.

[B]

Looking. The zoom was good chat saying.

[D]

Mullet. Yeah, I don't know if the mullet's.

[B]

Right. Never seen you with a mullet in my.

[D]

Life. I don't know if the mullet's.

[B]

Right. I've never had a.

[D]

Mullet. I've had like a semi.

[B]

Mullet. Yeah, that's not a.

[D]

Mullet. Not a mullet. I've never went full mullet. I've had one of the, like, good looking mullets is what I Like to call.

[B]

Them.

[D]

Okay. Like the. You know what I like to call them? The half cent.

[B]

Mullet.

[D]

Mullets. The guys that want to take the. Take the credit and look good in the sense of a mullet style, but they don't want to send it all the way to the mullet kind of a move. Honestly, Token of myself, a. Right now when I did that kind of a move. Either go full mullet or don't go mullet. You can't try to fucking please both.

[B]

Sides. Name a kitchen utensil with four.

[D]

Syllables. A kitchen utensil with four.

[B]

Syllables. Faster than.

[D]

This.

Chin stova. Boom. Four.

[C]

Syllables. Bri, I found the.

[B]

Game. What's the.

[C]

Game? I. I have.

[B]

All. Oh, can we play.

[C]

It? Yeah. It's the exact same carbon.

[B]

Copy. I don't remember. That was, like, years.

[C]

Ago. Yeah. Okay. An animal with the letter H in.

[B]

It.

[D]

Hamster.

[B]

Sorry. Lock in. Lock in. I already won that.

[D]

Round. What was the first.

[B]

Question? A.

[D]

Hamster. What was the first question?

[B]

Sorry. A hamster with the letter H in.

[D]

It. No, say the first question.

[C]

Again. An animal with the letter H in.

[D]

It. Ah. Hamster. I win that.

[C]

One. Something in this room with two.

[D]

Syllables.

[C]

Brianna. What the.

[D]

Fuck? You fucking idiot.

[B]

Josh. Trash.

[D]

Can.

[B]

Balloon. Trash can. Balloon. Trash can.

[D]

Balloon. I.

[B]

Win. No, I win. It's one word. Trash.

[D]

Can. Trash cans. Two words. That's not a.

[B]

Syllable. That doesn't matter. That's two. Syl. Trash.

[D]

Can. I win.

[C]

Balloon. Two.

[D]

Words. Yes. Balloon.

[B]

Win. Two.

[D]

Syllables. Blue wins. Balloon.

[C]

Wins. I think balloon.

[B]

Wins. Yes. It.

[C]

Doesn'T. Brie said trash can.

[B]

First. Yeah, it doesn't matter. That's two syllables, though. It said. You said name something in.

[D]

This. Obviously, but that's. Trash is one syllable. Can is one.

[B]

Syllable.

Never said one word. Trash.

[D]

Can. Then I want. From my earlier.

[B]

Answer. I said hamster first and I.

[D]

Won. From my earlier answer, hamster was a different question. That's.

[B]

Ridiculous. You look like Andrew Tate with a.

[D]

Cigar.

He looked kind of baller in that clip. I hate to say it, but what's.

[B]

Next? What's.

[C]

Next? Lock in a color with five.

[B]

Letters.

[D]

Yellow. What? That's not.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Red.

[B]

Nope. Orange. Green. Green. I said it.

[D]

First. You did. You did. You did. You did? You.

[B]

Did. I mean, it got it took me a little bit.

[C]

Together. Okay. A piece of clothing with two.

[D]

Syllables. T.

[B]

Shirt. I said tank.

[C]

Top. Tank.

[D]

Top. What? That was. I was exact same time. Exact same time. Feminism. This shit's gonna ruin the world. I swear to God. We're never gonna have babies Anymore because of all these.

[B]

Feminists. That's honestly.

[D]

Facts. That's honestly facts. Dead.

[B]

Ass. Gone. Bring any more babies into this.

[D]

You know what's gonna happen? The world's gonna cease to exist. We're have no people.

[B]

Left. That's.

[D]

Fine. No, it.

[B]

Isn'T. Don't even have.

[D]

Snap. We need to have.

[C]

People. A fast food restaurant without the letter A. Panda.

[B]

Express. Wendy's.

Wendy's.

[D]

Yes. Yes. Right? It's right. I heard you the first time. Payne.

[B]

Chillax. Chillax.

[C]

Pain.

That shirt is.

[B]

Off.

Josh.

[D]

Looked. I didn't look at anything. I didn't even hear what she said. I thought she said, that hurt is off. I don't even know what that.

[C]

Meant.

A food with one.

[B]

Syllable.

[D]

Egg.

[B]

Food. Oh, no. He said food. I said.

[D]

Egg. That's a food, though. Food is a food. Food is a.

[B]

Food. I still said egg.

[D]

First. No, that's a right.

[B]

Answer. Both.

[D]

Right. Ridiculous. That's a tie. That's a tie answer. She's only up by.

[B]

One. I'm up by.

[D]

All. You're up by two. Maybe.

[C]

Max. A city without the letter E.

[D]

Toronto. Boom. One. Let's go. Next.

[C]

One. A musical artist that has a.

[B]

Grammy. Ariana.

[D]

Grande. Is that true? Can we check that.

[C]

Weekend?

[B]

Yes. No. Remember.

[C]

This? She's had a.

[B]

Grammy. Oh, yes. She does have a Grammy. Arianators.

[D]

Yeah. What does she actually. Or is this like a. A fake.

[B]

Grammy? Just.

[D]

Grammys. Okay. Cuz you guys said it in a weird way that was like. It was like. Oh, do you remember that weird one she got? It was.

[C]

Straight. No, it was actually an inside joke that you weren't a part.

[D]

Of. That's okay. I'm fine with that. I was just trying to figure out if the answer was right or.

[B]

Wrong. You look like a.

[D]

Librarian. You know what? You look.

[B]

Like?

[D]

What? I'm not gonna even.

[B]

Say. What are you gonna.

[D]

Say? It's a. Loose. Loose. Next.

[B]

Question. I mean, I just say you're looking like.

[C]

What? What? A drink that has the letter E in.

[D]

It. Here. Mine was.

[B]

First. No, mine was.

[D]

First. No, it.

[B]

Wasn'T. It only.

[D]

Was. I had liquid in my mouth. That doesn't count. I. I got to be able to be the right answer.

[B]

There. Just. You know what? All right, I'm going to give it to.

[D]

You. T. I'm going to give it to.

[C]

You. I'll give it to Josh. A household item that has three.

[B]

Syllables.

[D]

Spatula. That was really good. That was actually really good. And I will give you.

[B]

That. That.

[D]

One. That was really good. That Was so.

[C]

Impressive. An item found in a.

[D]

Freezer.

[B]

Ice. That was. That's a.

[D]

Tie. I said it way louder, so that means I.

[C]

Win. A sport that has three.

[B]

Syllables. Field.

[D]

Hockey. Yeah. Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Is that.

[D]

Four? No.

[C]

Field.

That ain't a.

[B]

Sport. That's a.

[D]

Sport. Wait, is that four? That might be.

[B]

Four. Field. Is one. Field.

[D]

Hockey.

[B]

Old. Not fee old. It's field.

[D]

Hockey. Oh, it's fee.

[B]

Old. I think I got.

[D]

It. Fee old. Haw.

[B]

Key.

[D]

Okay. How many times does your chin.

[C]

Move?

[B]

Fee.

[D]

One. Old. Two. Ha. One. Key. Two. That's four. That's four. Field hockey. That doesn't count. Volleyball. There we go. I.

[B]

Win.

Bally.

[C]

Mobile. A character that Matt Damon.

[D]

Has. Has played the guy that went to.

[B]

Martian. Okay, you were.

[D]

Gonna. I started first, so I.

[B]

Win. I said the.

[D]

Martian. And that's.

[B]

1.5. I don't even know if that either. If I start the.

[D]

Question. If.

[B]

I. Because his character is definitely not called the.

[D]

Martian. Answer first. That means it's an.

[B]

Auto. But we're both wrong because he's not the.

[C]

Martian. We'll just give that one a pass. A movie that has three words in the.

[B]

Title.

[D]

Goodwill. A Star Wars. What.

[B]

The. What is. Josh. The Star.

[D]

Wars. Oh, I think that was right.

[B]

Right? I said goodwill. Hunting first.

[C]

Yeah. Okay. It's the hard one. A country with nine.

[B]

Syllables. Oh, my God. Afghanistan.

This isn't.

[D]

Afghan.

[C]

Nope.

[B]

Guys. What the. You not the United States of.

[D]

America. I started it first. You can't take. She can't take my answer after I start it and then get the right point. That doesn't make any.

[B]

Sense. Andrew.

[D]

Relax. Chat. That doesn't make any sense.

[B]

Right? I think I. I started.

[A]

That.

[D]

No. Okay, come.

[C]

On. Well, even if we gave that to Josh, Brianna still.

[D]

Wins. No, that's not true. That's impossible to be true. That's impossible to be true. Because there would have had to have been a quote. A quote given from.

[B]

Josh. Spell.

[D]

Negotiation.

[B]

Negotiation. Right.

[D]

Now. And N, E, G, N, Go. O.

T.

Negotiation. I, A.

T, I, O, N. Boom. Got.

[B]

It. Did he get it? I mean, we don't have anyone to fact check.

[D]

That. No, that's. That's 100. Correct. I don't need anyone to fact check it. It's right. Fact check it. Chad. I got it. Right.

Spell preposterous.

[B]

Go. I'm not playing this game. What? No, actually, watch me try. This is gonna be.

[D]

Bad. Preposterous.

[B]

Go. Is it preposterous or.

[D]

Preposterous? Whatever you think it is, spell.

[B]

It. Pr.

Say It. Use.

[D]

It. No, no, no. You spell.

[B]

It.

[D]

Huh? The word. You know the word I'm talking.

[B]

About. Spell it. I do, but how do you say it? Prosterous or.

[D]

Prosthetic? You want the definition? Is that what you're.

[B]

Asking? No, I'm actually asking because now I'm really thinking. Is it preposterous or.

[D]

Preposterous? Ah, see, now you're getting too too into the weeds of the.

[B]

Word. But do you even know? Cuz I.

[D]

Don'T. Of course I know. I'm the one that asked the.

[B]

Question. Pr.

So I'm wrong already. It's pous, not.

[D]

Propos. Just answer the.

[B]

Question.

[D]

Preposterous. Answer the question. That's not the.

[B]

Apu.

[D]

Eras. What did you just.

[B]

Say? Listen, this is the last episode of BFFs ever. Do we want to go into some more.

[D]

Clips? Yeah, but can you say the word.

[B]

Please? Yeah, I'm actually asking Chat. I don't know. Is it pupposterous or preposterous? Hey.

Guys, we're not hearing me.

[D]

Say.

[B]

Pruh. It's.

[D]

Pruh.

[B]

Yep. P R e.

[D]

Wrong. Keep.

[B]

Going. P R e. Pr P.

A. I have no.

[D]

Idea. P R E A. Is that where you're going with P R E P?

[B]

Okay. Pr PA A U T O U S.

[D]

Preposterous.

[B]

Postus.

[D]

Precious. You think it's preposterous? You think that's what the word.

[B]

Is? I just want to go back to in time about a minute and a half ago when I said I have no.

[D]

Idea. You want to go back to when you were quizzing me on words so you felt.

[B]

Smart? Negotiation is.

[D]

Easier. Preposterous isn't.

[B]

Easy. I don't even know how to say.

[D]

It.

[B]

Preposterous. I say P ostrous or.

[D]

Preposterous. It's P R E. That's what I.

[B]

Said. I said P R E P. But then I can't get the.

[D]

Rest. But then you went A, which was really.

[B]

Weird. I said okay. P R E P. Yep. Lost.

[D]

Me. O S T E R O.

[B]

U S. I could say I probably got a little bit of a 1/3.

[D]

There.

Close. No.

[B]

Cigars. Isn't Kiki Kiki Palmer in one of those.

[D]

Movies? Kiki Palmer probably made a movie once about spelling bees. Oh, who if I know. I.

[B]

Don'T.

She is. I'm not making that up. Right?

[C]

Yeah. It's called Aquila and the.

[B]

Bee. It's fire. Wait, guys. Someone asked me hardcore. I was doing interviews today and they asked me my favorite Christmas movie. And when I said it, they got. They didn't even know what it was. What's your favorite Christmas.

[D]

Movie? My favorite Christmas movie of all time.

[B]

Elf. Yeah, but that's such. So.

[D]

Basic. This is what me and my family watched every year. Yeah, so it's. It's hard to go against.

[B]

It. What about you.

[C]

Two? The Grinch.

[D]

Fair. That's a good.

[C]

One. Too bad.

[D]

Santa. Another good.

[B]

One. You dirty little bitch.

Mine was unaccompanied minors and no one could believe it. It. You guys don't love that.

[C]

Movie.

Do you think Die Hard's a Christmas.

[D]

Movie? 100%. It's a Christmas movie. The first.

[C]

One. I'm so glad we can see eye to eye on.

[D]

Something. Me too. Pain. The first one is 100% a Christmas.

[B]

Movie.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the other ones aren't at all, but the first one. Yes. A Christmas movie.

[C]

100%. Four Christmases is a really good.

[B]

One. I don't think I know that.

[C]

One. The National.

[B]

Lamp.

[C]

Wait. Oh, yeah. National Lampoon. Christmas Vacation. My dad's nickname is Griswold.

Christmas Lights in. In.

[B]

Town. Oh, I like the me. I like the one. What's the Christmas with the Christmas lights where they fight over it? Ben Stiller.

[D]

Maybe? No, the Christmas lights where they.

[B]

Fight over it in the street. They. It's.

[C]

Two. There's.

[B]

Crackers. No, two. Two houses. Two houses on the same street. They fight for the best.

[D]

Lights.

Seems like a terribly weak, unique plot for.

[B]

Me. Thank God someone knows what I'm talking about. Unaccompanied minors. It's my favorite Christmas movie to ever exist. Deck the Halls is.

[D]

A. Which Grinch? There's only one Grinch.

[C]

Movie. The Jim Carrey. The original. Come on now you think I'm.

[D]

Crazy. What other Grinch is there? Is.

[C]

There? I think there's like an.

[D]

Animated. Yeah, okay, but how do we.

[B]

Talk about the emoji movie?

I love.

[D]

It. I've never even seen.

[B]

It. It is literally one of my guiltiest pleasures.

[D]

Nerves. Have you ever went and saw the new now you see me.

[B]

Movie? Oh, my God, is it.

[D]

New? It's that new one. The third one that just came.

[B]

Out. Woody.

[D]

Hair. Yeah, see, Eisenberg is in it as.

[B]

Well. And it came.

[D]

Out. It just came out. Now you see me three tonight. Not.

[B]

Tonight. You saw it before you got late to the.

[D]

Pod. I. I saw it on. I stopped from the way from the hotel, went to go see a.

[B]

Movie, and then he saw a.

[D]

Movie. I was like, oh, I gotta go see. See this.

[B]

Movie. Oh, I gotta check out this movie.

[D]

Man. I gotta go see this movie, dog. I mean, come on now, fam. What you think I'm not gonna go see the.

[B]

Movie? I'm not gonna see the movie.

[D]

Pink. I'm not gonna go see that movie, fam. Are you wild? And if you ain't think I'm gonna go see that.

[B]

Movie. I'm gonna see that movie. Oh, my.

[D]

God. All right, I saw the movie. It was good movie actually though, Dead.

[B]

Ass. I bought tickets to Wicked on Friday, but I'm getting Wicked, so I gotta get my.

[D]

Extensions. I gotta go see Wicked.

[B]

Wine. I'm freaked.

[D]

Out. I gotta go full body Wicked before I can get double.

[B]

Wicked. Did you see the OG.

[D]

Wicked? Oh, that's why I said I gotta go get OG.

[B]

Wicked. Yeah, you gonna get baked probably.

[C]

If I'm gonna go see wicked in 4.

[D]

Dx. I hate 40, by the.

[B]

Way. Hate that his rupee is gonna spill all.

[D]

Over. I went and I saw. I saw 4D in at the movie Twister and I was like, this shit's.

[C]

Ass. Were you getting, like sprayed with little.

[D]

Water? I'm just getting. Well, I'm watching the movie. I'm like, this is terrible, bro. I can't even see the screen right.

[B]

Now. I saw Batman 40X on.

[D]

Shrooms. How am I supposed to lock in.

[B]

Right? All right, all right, all.

[D]

Right. Brutal.

[B]

Dude. I can't break the.

[D]

Tv. Sorry, but that's pretty much what my experience was.

[B]

On. Oh, wait.

[D]

Twins. So that.

[B]

Was.

Oh, it's big bro. Little bro.

Oh, what? Oh, what the. Wait, what the.

Oh, my God.

You know what I.

[D]

Did? What did you.

[B]

Do? Hated.

[D]

That. What?

[B]

Really? I did hated.

[D]

That.

[B]

Weird. Made me feel like this. Something in my belly.

[D]

Hurts. Boogaly.

[B]

Boogaly.

Yucky. Hated.

[D]

It. You know.

[B]

What? I think catch up wouldn't touch.

[D]

My. I think we could write an animated.

[B]

Show. Yeah, for.

[C]

Sure. You guys should write the. The second emoji.

[D]

Movie. Oh. Oh, my.

[B]

God. Is that our calling that our billion dollar.

[D]

Idea? Wait a.

[B]

Second. My idea? You proposed the idea. And it's on. And it's on camera. Wait a.

[D]

Second. You can't float the idea to the proper.

[B]

Talent. Can't sue.

[D]

Us. Remove them from that talent.

[B]

Proper. Right.

[D]

Here.

[B]

Exactly. Right here. Thank God. So you don't even have a drink? I'm gonna chug mine. Ah. Where did mine.

[D]

Go? Matt. He's gonna kill him, bro. He's.

[C]

Sleeping.

Poor guy. I just saw him walk by on the.

[D]

Camera. Look at him. Look. Oh, he hears Us, though. Hey, Matt, I. I'm sorry to wake you up from your nap right now while we're all working, but do you think you could just please grab me a.

[B]

Beer? Could you just throw me one? You don't even. You just throw me one right.

[D]

There. Yeah, I don't want one of those. Could you please.

Could you grab me a.

[B]

Bl. No one's looking. It's the last.

[D]

Episode. No one's. Hey, that's pretty. That's not me, by the way. That's huge. Huge issue with the.

[B]

Bar. No one knows what I'm pouring in this. And I'm mixing.

[D]

Flavors. That doesn't mean anything. Wait, Matt. Didn't I hand you my cup, by the way, last, like, hour ago? No. Yes. You know how I know I.

[B]

Did? Is anyone still watching.

[D]

This? You know how I know I did? Because my cup isn't on my table, Matt. So I passed you my.

[C]

Cup. We still have 800.

[B]

Views. Still just chilling in here, guys. I love you.

[D]

Guys. Relax. My cup's right there, dude. Like, did you see that cup right there? I pass it to.

[B]

You. I'll pass it to you, but. And I won't throw it at you. I care about. I care.

[D]

About. Relax. Wait, it's that cup, bro. On the.

[B]

Ground.

[D]

This. Oh, no. You threw that? And I got a new.

[B]

Cup. Oh, God. Brianna. I thought this. Josh's.

[D]

Cup. No, that's not my cup. That's your. Your. Your.

[B]

Vape. That's my.

[D]

Vape. What are you just poured in that? That's what. That works. Matt, I would love that. That'd be amazing. Thank you, dude.

Yeah. Guys, Brie is on the gas. I. I've been trying to tell her to.

[B]

Stop.

Imagine me on gas. It would be. It would be really bad.

[D]

Man. I don't really think there's like, an imagine to that. I think it's just kind of like you go brain dead. I don't like, think it's like a. Oh, wow. What a personality change. I think it's kind of just. You do it. You do the nitrous and you just kind of fucking zap.

[C]

Out. Someone in the chat just said, I've been here longer than Josh has, watching the.

[D]

Stream.

[B]

Hilarious. That's good chat. Oh, chat's funny.

[D]

Man. Jessica.

[B]

Chow. Oh, my God, you just got done sobbing. What freaking happened.

[D]

Phoebe? Jessica Chow. By the way, Bri said she hates Asian people. So.

[B]

What?

I'm China maxing. I said that in the beginning.

[D]

Of the first Ate that trend. You said that's your Least favorite trend on the.

[B]

Internet. That's really. That's really crazy. And you know what I'm gonna say? W. Jessica.

[D]

Chow. No, that's what I was.

[B]

Saying. Oh, you were saying.

[D]

That. Yeah. How do you like the reverse? You always try to shame this little woman in their prime on me. How do you like. I.

[B]

Mean. Well, that. You actually said.

[D]

That. I never said.

[B]

That. You just said.

[D]

That. Roll the clip of me never saying.

[B]

That. Oh, she fought. You fell asleep. Your brother fell asleep on the.

[D]

Ground. Look, look. Did you see any clip get rolled? I've never said that. And I don't.

[B]

Understand. Wait, wait, wait. Brock. Paper.

[D]

Censorship.

Watch this chat. I'm not even gonna.

[B]

Look. Rock, paper, scissors, Shoot. Finish a.

[D]

Drink.

Thought you.

[B]

Were. I don't actually know if that's a good.

[D]

Idea. I thought you were a rock kind of.

[B]

Gal. Nope. Scissors all through and through. They. You know what they used to call me in.

[D]

College? Because you're a.

[B]

Lesbian. Edward Scissor. These.

[D]

Hands. Why did I say that about.

[B]

You? It was crazy time. Can't remember. I.

[D]

Was. Should have known. The scissor, even. A whole new wave. Look.

[B]

At. Josh's brother fell.

[D]

Asleep. He's so short. I don't even understand the joke. So tiny. The only similarity we have is.

[C]

Eyes. Jet Ski. Bought that at Home.

[D]

Depot. And by the way, me and all my siblings don't even share the same eyes. It's so.

[B]

Off. Why are you bringing this.

[D]

Up? Because you're the one that called me a sibling.

[B]

Disrespectful. You're the one that called me a.

[D]

Sibling. It's disrespectful to my siblings. They got brown eyes. They don't have blue.

[B]

Eyes. What color eyes do you think I.

[D]

Have?

[B]

Brown. It's a big debate right.

[D]

Now. Well, maybe hazel, I guess, if you want to get, like, all specific political. Yeah, if you want to get fucking kind of extreme about it, I.

[B]

Guess. What do you think about the new mayor of New.

[D]

York? No, no, no, no, no. Let me get into this real quick.

This is what I actually. I. I.

[B]

Really. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's the one song that you can rap bar for? Bar off the top of your head these.

[D]

Days. Mark your strong. Wait, with no.

[B]

Beat. No, with no beat right now. If I were to be like, wrap this.

[D]

Up. Nothing, probably, dude. I mean, you're asking me to sing a song where if you just played.

[C]

The. Josh, your shoes.

[B]

Untied. Oh, my. Oh, it.

[D]

Actually. Yeah, I know, but what. What's.

[B]

The. Oh, my God. And Your neck's.

[D]

Bleeding.

[C]

Yeah. Everyone, someone's really worried about.

[D]

You. My neck's.

[B]

Bleeding. Wait, Josh, what happened to you? What happened to you?

[D]

Josh. Josh, watch out. What is happening right now? Is this like a joke that we're.

[B]

Doing?

I really got him with the neck bleeding. That was.

[D]

Good. I don't understand what's.

[B]

Happening. Oh, we're just look smacksing.

[D]

Right.

Anyways, what were you talking about before this?

[B]

Awesome. A millionaire. I'm a young money millionaire Tougher than Nigerian hair Fuck. That's where I lose.

[D]

It. See? Well, that's not a whole song. That's four lines. Four lines of.

[B]

Many. With the stars in the skies I am no longer trying to survive I believe that life is a prize but to live doesn't mean you're alive don't worry about me and who I fire I get what I desire it's my empire I Yes. I call the shots I am umpire I sprinkle holy water upon the vampire P P In this very moment I live in this very moment I sking for liar with the sling this very moment I bang put it on everything that I re retire with the cring and I tie with the crown yes. No, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed Yes. Clap for the heavyweight chip me But I couldn't do it all alone we young money raised me Grew up out in Paisley Southside Jamaica, Queens and it's crazy but I'm still hood Hollywood couldn't change me Shout out to my haters Sorry that you couldn't phase me being cocky we just vindicated but believe that what we've done this moment will be vindicated I don't know this night just remind me of Next thing they deprive me of CH Put your drinks up this is celebration Every time we link up I done did everything I didn't think of Greatness is what we.

[D]

On the brink of that was like 34 lines. I think of a song that before I was.

[B]

Good. You actually weren't even feeling it though. You don't love that.

[D]

Song. I was. I was kind of. I don't even know that.

[B]

Song. Went for.

[D]

Life. Oh, well, it wasn't even the. The moment of life part of the song. Moment of.

[B]

Life. It was just Nikki spitting those bars from.

[D]

Her. Yeah, but like if the DJs playing moment to Life, they're not playing that.

[B]

Part. What part are they playing? That's. I would. I would say.

[D]

That. And I wanna have this moment. Fall Life. That's about the.

[B]

Play.

[D]

No. Fall.

[B]

Life. So you can't rap.

[D]

Nothing. That's a part they're playing. Fall life. That's the part they're playing.

[B]

100%. No, they're always playing that part. Clap for the heavyweight champ. Me. But I couldn't do it all alone. We. Because they're crazy for each.

[D]

Other. Play that part to the Danny man and wanna wanna foe life. And then they play that.

[B]

Part. It's always how I like when you hit your shit. Like you remind me of Charlie Sheehan a.

[D]

Little. You know what's wild is me and him have been compared many times in the music world world. Charlie Sheehan, isn't that. Oh, I'm thinking of Puth. Who's Shane? Is he the guy that's on drugs? Like a plus you guys, that's always wicked high end. Like destroyed his career. Is that the guy you're comparing me.

[C]

To? Wait, have either of you guys seen.

[B]

Overcompensating?

[D]

Yeah. Have either of you guys been time the.

[C]

Boyfriend. She's talking about Charlie xcx. And the whole time the boyfriend said that.

[B]

Spoof. Yeah, that's.

[C]

Him. That's exactly what Josh just did. Are there any drugs in this.

[B]

House?

[C]

No. But if there are, I will.

[D]

Find. If I find them and give them to me immediately. Have any of you guys been on a podcast with Charlie Chain.

[B]

Before? No, gladly.

[C]

Not. He was just in the office.

[D]

Last. Dope ass fool and I went on a podcast with him many years.

[C]

Ago. I just saw him.

[D]

Here.

[B]

Sick. Yeah, he was just at the barstool.

[D]

Office. He was.

[B]

Sick. He did the worm from the front of the office to the back side of it. It.

[D]

Was. Yeah, because he's a sick ass fool. Yeah, he's fool Charlie Sheen.

[B]

Bro. So you would call it a compliment to be called a.

[D]

Fool? If I'm Charlie Sheen, I.

[B]

Would. Wow, you look.

[D]

High. But I could look unhigh if I wanted to do it. Okay, but.

Watch this, Freddy.

Like let's say to go to a dinner right now or.

[B]

Something. Seeing this try to happen in.

[D]

Louisiana. And then, and then, and then I wait, headphones off. And then I had to like go into a dinner conference and I was like, oh, I'm talking to everybody. Look, I'm not even high at all right.

[B]

Now. I mean, Jesus Christ.

[D]

Yes. I'm not even high at.

[B]

All. I mean, Charlie Puth, come on.

[D]

Now. If I was having a serious conversation with you and I was looking.

[B]

At you like this with your.

[D]

Eyes. No, I'm.

[B]

Not. You're doing.

[D]

This. Not even close to doing that. My eyes are fully white. Look wide open right.

[B]

Now. Look in the camera. Yeah.

[D]

Look. Why is it fine? What are you talking.

[B]

About? No, but there's side banging going.

[D]

On. Well, that's just because of the, like, how the hair's fallen. But that doesn't mean anything to the. To the. To the Highness. Look, if I had a conversation with you right now, you would not go, this guy's so.

[B]

Faded. Your eyes are literally so.

[D]

Red. Okay, well, that might give it away, but the conversation style.

[B]

No. If you totally wore like. Like a helmet, no one would.

[D]

Notice. If I threw in vising right now, you'd have no.

[B]

Idea. But talking to you, I would personally know. But it made me. If I.

[D]

Was. No idea, I would know nothing about.

[B]

Nothing. I would know. Every time that you're high, I'm like, oh, my God, Josh is.

[D]

High. Yeah, right, Dude. Name one episode of BFFs I was high on and I'll tell you. Yes or.

[B]

No. I don't even remember.

[D]

Anything. Exactly. Exactly. So you don't remember one time and I'm right and you're.

[B]

Wrong. Okay. Okay. Do we want to look at more.

[D]

Clips? Why.

[B]

Not? Okay.

I'm trying to look at some funny stuff. Oh, Pinky Doll is the number one NPC.

[D]

Streamer. Well, yeah, we've been known.

[B]

That. Well.

[D]

Yeah. That's not how I said.

[B]

That. Yeah, it is. Well.

[D]

Yeah. Not even close. I said, well.

[B]

Yeah. Chat. Clip.

[D]

It. Gang, gang, gang, gang. Did.

Gary Dary.

Harry Styles. Harry Styles. Oh, is this one. We. Austin doesn't know what to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember this. I remember this. Cowboy, cowboy.

Dave's best friend. Dave's best friend. Gang, gang, gang, gang.

Love you.

That was lightning sounds. Lightning sounds.

I don't even. I don't even know how to do that. Gang, gang. There's a lot of gang, Gangs. Austin Flower.

This is.

[B]

Hard. We gotta keep it.

[D]

Fast. Yeah, I don't know how Pinky Doll does this. She. She earns her cash for real. Quack.

[B]

Quack.

Oh, we didn't have Dave's. I remember Dave's being so.

[D]

Funny. Yeah. Why didn't we do.

[B]

It? We have more. One sec. All right, no problem, guys. Seriously, have fun in there. Are you guys having fun in the production? Yeah. Can we get a shout out?

Let's go. Guys, tell Peyton to move back to New York.

She got a zebra rug that Josh.

[D]

Hates. I hate that rug, bro. It looks like dick. Sorry, my bad. This looks.

[B]

Ass. Oh, my God. My vape's taking up the whole.

[D]

Shot. That's usually all the shots with you. And what shot are we talking.

[B]

About? I'm just talking about this.

[D]

One.

Josh. Josh.

[A]

Josh. Roses.

[D]

Roses.

[A]

Roses. Arrow down. I can't see. Little crown.

Sorry, not sorry. Sorry, not sorry. Whale. Ocean.

I don't know what that.

[C]

Is.

[A]

Earth. Oh, no. Guess. No.

[D]

Guess. Austin.

[A]

Stinks. Austin stinks.

[D]

Chicha.

[A]

Chicha.

Guacamole. Yum.

[B]

Yum.

[A]

Guacamole. Yum, yum. Football. Touchdown football. Touchdown, football.

Turkey. Turkey. Wait. Strong.

[D]

Strong.

[A]

Wait. Strong. Wait. Strong. Lights.

[B]

Are.

[A]

Screwdriver. All right, that's.

[D]

Enough. I'm.

[A]

Out. Oh, secret relationship. Kept it from us. Bad girl, bad girl. Bad.

[D]

Girl.

Bad girl. Bad girl, Bad girl. Why was Dave kind of good at.

[B]

It? Oh, man. See, I really missed that D. I.

[D]

Missed. You know what's crazy, Dave, is what you just said.

[B]

Right? No. And I immediately was like. But like, I call you Jay. I said D. That was weird. But I missed that.

[D]

Dave. That was.

[B]

Weird. I wish everyone on. Because I really do feel like he's getting hated on so much right.

[D]

Now. You know what's also weird is that everyone thinks you and Dave.

[B]

Boned. That is.

[D]

Disturbing. That's what's so.

[B]

Weird. Yeah. That is so weird. Could you ever imagine that I would have.

[D]

To. No. My phone. I would have to stop doing the podcast with.

[B]

You? I mean. Yeah, I don't think I could work here if that.

[D]

Happened. It would just be so strange. Every room would be.

[B]

Strange. Strange every room would be. I couldn't sit in a room with him. I've never seen Dave outside of a work.

[D]

Setting. That would just be.

[B]

Strange.

Oh, am I good at this? Gang, gang, gang, gang. O. Ride a bike. Ride a bicycle. Such a different, strong, strong woman. Strong woman. O. One bite. One bite. One.

[A]

Bite. That was.

[D]

Good. Corn.

[B]

Carb.

Smells good. Smells good, gang. Ice cream. Lick it.

Welcome to the villa. The.

[D]

Villa. Ice.

[B]

Cream.

Matcha matcha. Cheesy.

[D]

Yummy.

You were good at it, too. Actually, Bri, Those.

[B]

Were. Those.

[D]

Were. That is funny. That is funny. Good old.

[B]

Days. Gang.

[D]

Gang. You look very different with blonde.

[B]

Hair. I.

[D]

Know. It's like a totally different.

[B]

Person. Totally.

[D]

Different. Do you have a nose job.

[B]

Then? Yeah, I looked like. Yeah. Yeah. I've had a nose job since.

[D]

The. Like, I was wondering if it was just the blonde hair that made it so different or if it was a multitude of things. I.

[B]

Guess. I don't.

[D]

Know. I think it's just the. No, I.

[B]

Think. Kind of a.

[D]

Chameleon. I think it's just the.

[B]

Hair. I think it's just the.

[D]

Hair. It looks very. It looks very like a different.

[B]

Person. I know the BFFs, the blonde. I don't know. I look back at the blonde and that just like that blonde. So I hold a lot of memories in my hair, and I think a lot of girls do. And when I look back at that blonde, I just think about that time of my life, and it makes me sick. So I like, I literally. I've never had black hair in my life, and I dyed it black so that I could have a new.

[D]

Life, like a new.

[B]

Era. Yeah. Just, like, have no.

[D]

Attachment. Oh, I hear that. I hear that. I feel like I've never thought about hair that way.

[B]

But. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. I personally, I honestly never even remember what my hair.

[B]

Is. I think of my life in years as hair. Like, people are like, when did this happen? I'm like, oh, I had pink hair. I had purple hair. So, like, that's when I go.

[D]

Off. I think of as my life. As in, like.

Probably, like, I don't know how good the Bills did that year or.

[B]

Something.

[D]

Yeah. I'm like, was it a good year? Was it a bad year? What are the Bills for record? Let me check. It was all right. It's been a lot of all rights from.

[B]

Them.

[D]

Yeah. Great game. Last.

[B]

Game. They're changing. They're switching their stadiums. This was the last game at their home.

[D]

Stadium.

[B]

Whoa.

[D]

Right? Like, next year, they're going to introduce the new Bill.

[B]

Stadium. Oh, I thought it was happening.

[D]

Next. I don't think they're introducing it this season. I thought I. I saw them saying they. They weren't going to be ready in time, but if they are, then, hey, I don't know.

[B]

Why. I literally love that.

[D]

True. Chat, chat. Are they introducing the new Bill Stadium, like, this year? I thought I saw something that said they were pushing it till next year.

Me needing water and carbs is gonna help me.

[C]

Know. Open 2026. NFL season gonna open July.

[D]

2026. So next year.

[B]

Right?

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. So I was.

[B]

Right. Wait. I'm actually just curious to see what this looks like. The BFFs work the raising canes drive.

[C]

Throwing.

We just have.

[D]

The. Stop touching the mic. I'm.

[B]

Sorry. It's in a terrible position, but they can hear you. Yeah, you're screaming, Josh, but it's fine. You're having a good time. Josh and Gabby put their relationship to the.

[D]

Test.

[B]

What? What is this.

[C]

One? Is there a.

[B]

Clip? Wait, Jay, what do you have to say about like all the people that are randomly starting to hate on you and Gabby's.

[D]

Relationship? What do you, what do you mean? What do you mean people hating on our.

[B]

Relationship? I'm just like, what is your.

[D]

Reaction? I mean, all the people. There's nobody hating on.

[B]

It. No, no.

[D]

One. I haven't. What are you talking.

[B]

About? Oh, it's not. Yeah, it's not.

[D]

Real. Are you joking with me right now? Are you seeing a different side of the floor, you page than.

[B]

Me? Wait, are you being serious or.

[D]

Joking? Who's hating on.

[B]

Us? I'm just seeing a lot of things about your guys.

[D]

Relationship.

You gotta be on like a hating side. I think you hate us, so that's why that's coming up on your.

[C]

Feet. It was after like the, after this fashion show just because like, you weren't.

[B]

There. Weren't there? And I was saying I was just giving you a moment to be like the.

[D]

Haters. Oh, I couldn't go. What the fuck? What was I supposed to.

[B]

Do? No, I know, but I didn't get.

[D]

Invited. It wasn't like a me.

[B]

Thing. I know, but I'm saying I keep. I was just giving you a thing to be like you.

[D]

Guys. Yeah, no, I mean, I guess if it's a VS thing, I, I was not invited to go. Like there was, There wasn't like a, like, oh, go buy a ticket if you want to buy a ticket to this event or just like go to New York and show up. It was kind of a very specific like, hey, we're setting the guest list. And they just did invite me.

[B]

Which is kind of.

[D]

Crazy. Which is super crazy. So, yeah, they just, they just didn't invite me to go to watch, so I didn't get to go and watch. So I had to watch it from.

[B]

Home.

[D]

Nice. I mean, that was, that was what it.

[C]

Was.

[B]

Honestly. Probably got a better view, know, from watching it at home because you got to like, see her come down, you got to see her do her.

[D]

Spot. I, I guess like a different view, better view maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Like, like, I think the thing that I, I felt like that I, I've already said on this podcast, so it's, it's gonna sound redundant now, but I think the, the thing that I, I really felt like from staying home was like, it's her.

[B]

Moment. Yeah, we talked about.

[D]

That. Yeah, like, like at the end of the day, like, like, like as much as sure, maybe people will give me or whatever and be like, why wasn't Josh there for Gabby's moment, but, like, it is her moment. And whether you like it or not, like, me being there does take away from her moment. Like, even if I'm super backstage and not doing anything, and I'm not saying that's because of, like, oh, they're gonna talk.

[B]

About. Because it becomes a.

[D]

Couple. It just becomes a couple things. It just. It will, like, regardless or not, it'll become a lot more post of, like, Josh walking or Josh watching Gabby or Gabby walking down the aisle and blowing.

[B]

It. That at, like, live shows, when it would be me and my ex, it was like, it was about them as a couple. It wasn't about, like, oh, this is my biggest live show I've ever.

[D]

Done. Exactly. So it's like, at the end of the day, to me, it was kind of, like, not that I thought that, like, obviously, me personally, what would I rather. I rather get to go and watch my girl walk and. And be there in person, but at the end of the day, for her in her career sense, I was.

[B]

Like, it was Gabby.

[D]

Moment. This is. This may be better. Like, honestly, at the end of the day, this may be better for her. Like, let this be a moment that's just about.

[B]

Her.

[D]

Yeah. Don't let me be on the carpet. Because, like, even when you see.

Is it. Is it Dylan? Which one of the brothers is from the Sprouse brothers? It's Dylan.

[B]

Right? Cole. Nope, it's.

[D]

Dylan. It's Dylan that has a wife that is a Victoria's.

[B]

Secret. Barbara and Dylan. I.

[D]

Believe. I believe it's Dylan. Like, Dylan goes down, and I'm not. By the way, he is the best, best husband. Like, right. Like, he's only being there as a supporter. He's only being there as a fan and of his. Of his lady and, like, is only there to, like, push her to a higher place and all of that. Like, I'm not. I'm not discrediting him at all, but, like, as a consumer of content, I go on my for you page, and the moments become about them as a couple. Right. And how cute he is as a husband or how amazing he is. Da, da, da, da, da. Like, to be there supporting him. And, like, at the end of the day, is it a bad thing for Gabby get to. For Gabby to get to kind of, like, like, pave her own path? I don't think.

[B]

So.

[D]

No. You're doing some weird with your.

[B]

Feet. Well, because they were zooming in on it, so I was just.

[D]

Showing. Had to have been.

[B]

Actually. I'VE been. I've been walking to the bathroom with no shoes on. I'm going to be freaking honest about.

[D]

That.

[B]

Disgusting. So the bottom of my socks probably not looking the best. You know, it's also not looking the best. Probably Josh's stomach in the.

[D]

Morning. Why would my stomach look good? My stomach's going to look great. I do like sit ups every.

[B]

Day.

[D]

Day. My stomach's like.

[B]

Gas. Show this clip of Gabby and Josh putting their relationship to the.

[A]

Test.

Biggest.

[C]

Ick. Oh, I don't know your biggest.

[A]

Ick. I don't know that I've ever.

[B]

Really said this, but then I'm going to say it and he's going to.

[A]

Say, yeah, okay, I wrote.

[B]

Something. Should I turn mine or should you turn.

[A]

Yours? I said smoking. I hate.

[B]

Smoking. I said likes.

[A]

Cats. G. Gross. Good.

[C]

Answer. Should have known that you don't like.

[A]

Cats. Cats are gross. Good.

[D]

Answer. A Bree, what were you gonna.

[B]

Say? Doesn't cook.

Doesn't cook. Doesn't pump out baby. Doesn't.

[C]

Cook. Doesn't.

[D]

Clean. Doesn't do anything. This is my biggest pet peeve on Gabby. Really even have a good one written down. I said, I said when someone doesn't shut a.

[B]

Door.

[D]

What?

That was, that was early on. I think I was a little bit afraid honestly to give my real pet peeve on Gabby at that.

[B]

Point. I also think it's hilarious that me and Dave were doing the couple couples test and you two were.

[D]

Doing. Yeah, that is funny. That is.

[B]

Funny. Maybe this is where the rumors started that me and.

[D]

David. Honestly relationship. My biggest pet peeve of Gabby is, is not that she doesn't shut a door. I don't even know. My biggest pet peeve with Gabby would.

[B]

Be. Yeah, what would it be?

This is like wicked.

[D]

Hot. She's too hot. Maybe that's too.

[B]

Hot. And it's really. It really makes me feel.

[D]

Scared. Dead ass. It might be like, she's too.

[B]

Hot. Yeah, she's too.

[D]

Hot. She's too good looking. That it makes me fucking jealous. Maybe that's it. I feel intimidated every time we walk outside of my.

[A]

House.

[D]

No. My biggest pet peeve of.

[B]

Gabby. Gosh, you don't have to have one, but it could be something silly.

[D]

Like. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like there's nothing that's serious. Like at the end of the day, even if I had a pet peeve, it would never be serious. I love that girl till the end of my days. But the, the biggest pet peeve.

Okay, actually recently this has been a pet Peeve. One of my biggest pet peeves recently, which I am guilty of doing what she accuses me of, but it's the fact that she accuses me of doing this, but she also does it. That's the thing that is. Makes it a pet pet peeve. She'll go, josh, the cleaners just came. Let's keep the room clean. And I go, well, I know the cleaners just came. I just paid for them to be here. I'm leaving my clothes on the ground, let's say, for an extended amount of time. And she gets upset about that. She's like, why are your clothes on the ground? Why are your sweatpants on the ground? Or whatever. But I'm like, I'm wearing my day clothes. I'm going to get home, I'm going to switch into my sweatpants clothes. You know what I mean? So I'm leaving them there because I don't want to waste another pair of sweatpants and make the laundry too.

[B]

Big. How many pair of sweatpants maximum do you think you.

[D]

Have? How many sweatpants do I have? Like, probably 50 pairs of.

[B]

Sweatpants. Okay. On the ground at this.

[D]

Time. No. One pair will be on the ground. One pair, right? Like, it'll be like, let's say I wake up in the morning and I put on a pair, like, sweatpants to go, like, make coffee. Like, I wake up, up, I go and walk my dog. While I'm walking my dog, I brew a pot of coffee for me and Gabby. I'll walk the dog. I'll get back from walking the dog. Then I'll make the coffee for me and Gabby. I'll usually start breakfast. As I start breakfast, I bring the coffee to Gabby. She's usually still in bed. I'll give her the coffee, she'll drink the coffee, kind of wake up a little bit. I'll be starting breakfast. I'll cook the breakfast for us, and then she'll come out and we'll eat breakfast together. Okay, that's usually the schedule every morning, right? Like. Like, I get up, I do that, walk the dog. She gets up, we eat breakfast together. That's usually the schedule. So by the time I'm done doing all that stuff and we've eaten breakfast, I'll go into my room and I'll change from my sweatpants to whatever clothes I need to wear for that.

[B]

Day. You leave them on the ground.

[D]

And I'll leave my sweatpants next to my bed on the ground. Because I know once I get home from work, I don't want to wear whatever I was wearing anymore. And I want to change into sweatpants. I'd rather just wear those sweatpants down on the ground than go and grab a new pair of sweatpants. So I'm not going to throw them in the hamper, but I'm not going to fold them and put them with the new clothes because they're not new clothes. I just wore them. So my biggest pet peeve, long story short, is probably she complains about me leaving the clothes on the ground. But the thing is, is I'll look over and when I come home and she's coming, complain to me about the sweatpants I've left on the ground. I look at her side of the bedside table and you know what's sitting on her bedside table is the breakfast I cooked for eight hours ago and the coffee I made for still sitting there on the bedside table. And I'm the one that's going to grab that and clean that up. So I kind of go like, wait a sec, my clothes are on the ground, but I'm going to wear those. And I'm just wearing them Eight hours at late later, your coffee and and plate with the breakfast I made is still sitting on your bedside. You're not eating the plate later. I assume that would be wild. Why are you eating plates if that's the situation? We have a different conversation I have to talk about. Why are you.

[C]

Eating? What are you talking about right.

[D]

Now? So that's my pet.

[B]

Peeve. I think we might have to go to.

[D]

Counseling. No, we don't. We don't. We don't. But that's, I guess, a pet peeve. Like a small pet peeve. I would say that's.

[B]

It. No, that's fair. And that was like a really honest. Honest and from the.

[D]

Heart. That was super honest. That was super.

[B]

Honest. And I'm sure she would say your sweatpants on the ground was one too. And.

[D]

It'S. And I, I agree with her on the fact that, like, should I leave my sweatpants sitting on the.

[B]

Ground?

[D]

No. From 8 in the morning until 6pm or 7pm, 8pm in the day, when I'm done. My day. No, that's ridiculous. They shouldn't sit there. I should grab them. I should fold them up. I should put them somewhere. Even if it's like under my.

[B]

Pillow. Did you know that Dave born or beat.

[D]

Cancer? I did know that. We talked about it. It was on his neck. It was a little.

[B]

Mole. Play this clip. I almost said script. Play the Clark play the.

[A]

Clerp.

I beat it.

[B]

Though. Skin cancer from laying in the sun all day and no.

[A]

Sunscreen.

[B]

Yep. I'm.

[C]

Sorry. That's.

[B]

Scary. That's.

[A]

Scary. I mean, it is, but it's not. I add to my list, I've had a heart attack.

[D]

Cancer.

[A]

Cancer. And stung by bees. Beat it.

[C]

All. Nothing can take you.

[D]

Down.

[A]

No. I went to a doctor, did a skin thing, and they scrape it, and one of them came back is like, cancerous. So it's like, gotta take it.

[D]

Out. I mean, it looks pretty.

[A]

Badass. Yeah. No, listen, I. You don't hear me complaining about it. Although I've been trying. I've been trying to shove it in people's faces to be like, what is that? So I could be.

[C]

Like. Like.

[D]

This.

[C]

Yeah. He started looking out the window a little.

[A]

More. Show the video that I made, the cigar video. Very few people are like, why do you have.

[B]

That? Maybe they thought that it was just a little dinner.

[A]

Napkin. There's only a.

[B]

Basil. It's.

[A]

Not. It's. It's. If you're gonna get cancer, that's the best. But I really wanted sympathy. You're.

[B]

Welcome. I just gave it to.

[A]

You. I did the right. No one text.

[D]

You?

[A]

No. First of all, I didn't even tell anyone I was doing it, which is all part of my master plan. Like, God forbid the Celtics lost last night. I was just gonna be like, I have cancer. I don't want to talk about it. But they won, and nobody talked about it. Still. I did the rundown with Dan and Kevin. They didn't mention it. It's almost like they know I'm going to call myself a cancer.

[B]

Survivor. I'm glad.

[A]

Yes. Me too. I've been like. I mean, cut nights. I was getting close to the point I was going to recut, open and just start, like, bleeding till somebody be like, what is going on on you? I mean, this is a huge scar, and nobody's saying.

[B]

Anything. He had a heart attack. When stung by every bee in.

[D]

The. By the way. His heart attack was. He took edibles with his parents on Thanksgiving, then had a panic attack. And when I need to go to the hospital. I need to go to the hospital. I'm too high. And then went to the hospital because of a heart attack. He hasn't had a heart attack. That fool. But I love him, but he's never had a heart.

[B]

Attack. Oh, my God. Should we. Can we play the smallest.

[D]

Man? What's the next thing you want to hear? Yeah, can you want to do.

[B]

Whatever you have watched the video on.

[D]

Here. Can we watch the Rumble.

[B]

Video?

[D]

What? Is there a rumble upload still? Did that get taken.

[B]

Down? I'm sure.

[D]

Still. Do we have Rumble? Must have.

[B]

Survived. Do we have the music.

[D]

Video? If anything survived Rumble survived. Can I go to the.

[B]

Bathroom? Yes.

[D]

Please. Thanks. Pain. I don't know why you're saying please, but thank.

[B]

You. Please, please. Guys, we're almost to the end. I'm gonna end at like 12.

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[C]

Bad. Where's Josh's little.

[B]

Brother? Josh's little brother. Let's find.

[C]

Him. He seriously cracked me up.

He passed away. His legs are.

[B]

Inverted. Wait, I feel like me and Josh are going to text you guys next week and say we want to do a live stream show we were gonna want to.

[C]

Do. And we want BFFs like After.

[B]

Dark. Like, type. Maybe like a Once a month or a Once a month or After Dark is kind of.

[C]

Doing. I like the live.

[B]

Stream. This is Live stream is way more fun. Like if we dedicated because what this is like six hours.

[C]

Long. Yeah, we're gonna be at six.

[B]

Hours. If we did a six hour live stream once a month.

And we still have the bf, we. And we could be together. Yeah, yeah, I think that's where the BFFs YouTube could live. It could just be BFFs.

[C]

YouTube. Josh is probably gonna take it and run with.

[B]

It. I know. That's the thing. He's like a scam.

[C]

Artist. Yeah, he's scamming us. He's pretending that he's friends with us and likes.

[B]

Us. Today. No, turn.

[C]

Around. Yeah, like a segment where Peyton beats the shit out of Josh Chat. You want me to put Josh in a chokehold and wrestling the.

[B]

Dead. Actually, Peyton, you probably should. Before we end the.

[C]

Pod.

[B]

Before. Before we land. Before we land the pot on the ground. Before we land the. Before we land the pot on the Hudson. You're gonna have to take this guy down in a.

[C]

Joke. Is Josh still streaming on his.

[B]

Twitch? Yeah, whole time. He can't double stream.

[C]

Up. Even hear the videos that are.

[B]

Playing. No, it's just like a.

[C]

Wow. Matt is freaking.

[B]

Exhausted. Matt is so tired. I mean, honestly, I get Matt's tired, but I think probably more tired than Matt. I. I Woke up at 5am for glam. I went to bed at 5. I went to bed at 5 and then I woke up and there's a glam. And then I had to hang out with Cody, Cody Brown all.

[C]

Day. If we could do a quick business discussion, you got to be here at 2.

[B]

Tomorrow.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. That's fine. What day is.

[D]

Tomorrow?

[B]

Wednesday.

I gotta talk to you offline about.

[C]

Something. Okay. The.

[B]

19Th. November. What's.

[C]

That? Oh, Josh is in the.

[B]

Chat. Yo, because we're also. Shawn Johnson and Andrew are going to be here tomorrow and they want to come on Plan.

[C]

Bray. We're on.

[B]

Live. That's.

[D]

Fine. Oh, I just didn't know that's more tired than.

[B]

Brie. You're more tired than.

[D]

Me? Yep. I had a crazier schedule than.

[B]

Brie. No, you didn't. You're not on Hawaii.

[D]

Time. I saw you try to finesse how crazy your schedule.

[B]

Was. No, we were talking about.

[D]

Matt. I saw that. But then. Matt. Matt, by the way, in all the hard work he's done, he's got to sit on a chair the whole time. The camera's on a tripod. Yes, I have as well. But I've had to talk, Matt.

I've still had to.

[B]

Talk. You could have drank beers with.

[D]

Us. Like you could have drank beers you should. What stopped.

[B]

You? I'm regretting that Matt hasn't drank in beers with.

[D]

Us. All I'm saying.

[B]

Is. Are you guys drinking beers in there?

[D]

Yeah. He woke up. Me and Matt, by the way. Me and Matt, by the.

[B]

Way. It's the last.

[D]

Episode. Yeah, Matt. The fact that you. You shotgun a beer. Matt, please, dude. Oh, my God. I will do anything. I. I will pay. I will front a parlay for you when we go to Vegas. I will give you a hundred dollars to put on any sports parlay if you shotgun a beer right now. Dead.

[C]

Ass. I'm not recording it.

[D]

Though. Dead ass. I'll give you a hundred dollars, but we'll.

[B]

React. Our faces.

[D]

Will. Yeah. Wait, what? We can't put it on the stream.

[B]

Josh. We can't even put a beer. He's not even shotgunning.

[D]

It. That sucks. Everything that sucks. Wait, wait. Put it on a. Put it in a. If you. You put it in a solo cup and you chug the entire thing in one go, I will give you. Because it's not as cool as a shotgun. I.

[B]

Will. Six.

[D]

Hours. It's so long, by the way. Twitch. Josh.

[B]

Richards. Oh, my God. I can't even post that because.

[D]

It. Because anyways, by the way, Matt, if you pour a whole entire Bev into your red solo cup, if you pour the whole Bev into your red solo cup and you chug the whole thing, I'll give you. You $50 for any bet you want on in.

[B]

Vegas. How many millions of billions of dollars do you have? And you're giving him 50.

[C]

Bucks? Is not.

[D]

An. It's a drink. A shotgun. I would shotgun something right now for $50. If you're gonna give me $50. I'd shotgun a drink. It's a.

[C]

Drink. You're.

[D]

Broke. Well, no. Look up the net worth. So I can't chug. But I'll fill up a cup and if I can chug it one go. We take a helicopter blade to jfk. We take a JFK to Blade tomorrow, or we take a blade to JFK tomorrow.

Can you get one that early? Are they open that early? Okay, sure. I will book us a blade tomorrow if that's gonna make you. I don't know what difference that makes, by the way, because we're leaving so early. That's gonna literally make no difference. But if that's what you want me to spend the money on instead of giving you a parlay hit, dude, I think if we. Here's the thing. We're gonna either have to leave at like 6:45 in the morning to go and go straight to JFK. Or we're gonna have to leave at like 7:00 o' clock to go to Blade. To get the Blade to go to. It's gonna be like a 15 minute difference.

Whatever. So we have a higher chance of death.

So you don't want to chug it for a free bet in Vegas when we go to F1. You could parlay it on fucking sports on, on the F1 race, you know, F1, you could put three guys that are gonna finish in the top 10, get a plus 500 bet, throw it on there, make a quick five. Hundo.

[B]

Mundos.

Did you give him.

[D]

Money? Nah, I got. I'll give you a hundred dollar bill.

Nah, 100 bill, Chad. That's what I'm saying, man. I need.

I need. I need somebody that's gonna take a hundred dollars to chug a beer. Who's gonna be that.

[B]

Person? It's not gonna be.

[D]

Me. Who's gonna be that person? Wait, can we do that kind of.

[B]

Person? Can we do Dave Portnoy says goodbye to BFFs? Is it.

[D]

Sad? Sure, let's play the clip.

I'm sad right.

[B]

Now. He's not. He's not gonna. He's.

[D]

Not. My buddy isn't gonna drink. Like, I have to pay my friend a hundred dollars to drink a beer with me and he still.

[B]

Won'T. What.

[D]

The. A friend of mine, I gotta go, hey, man, please just chug a beer. And they go, they go for a hundred dollars? What the.

[B]

Hell? Who am I? I'm chugging beers with you.

[D]

Right? Yeah, you're the.

[B]

Homie. What the.

[D]

Hell? I was wondering if it was like BFS plus one. Like I didn't know where the BFS ended up.

[B]

Did. He'll shotgun for.

[D]

100. He just said like, if I give you. If I give. But it has to be on a bet in Vegas. I don't want to just give you a hundred dollars. It has to be for a bet or else. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't go. I need a fresh drink. I need a fresh drink. Go get a fresh drink and if you shotgun it, I'll give you a hundred dollars for a bet.

Hell yeah. It has to be on camera though.

What if he. What if he. What if he. What if I tape it? What if I tape it with.

[C]

Like, no, that's still.

[D]

No. Why though? Because no, but be for real. Like, why.

[C]

No? Because we can't. Because I said.

[D]

No. What if he I'm in.

[B]

Charge. And I said, no, you still shotgun, but we just can't put you.

[D]

On camp charges of wild.

[B]

Word. And we could do our reaction if.

[D]

He. If.

[B]

He. If he's in charge back there. Well, we have no idea how to.

[D]

Work. If he throws it. If he. He throws it in a.

[C]

Cup. Yes. Then he can chug it, and I will.

[B]

Then. Oh.

[D]

Okay. So, for example, you could throw it into a body armor.

[C]

Water. No, I wanted to put it into a red solo cup and chug.

[B]

It. Dude, that's.

[D]

Perfect. So what if he puts it into a red solo cup and then pokes a hole in the red solo cup and then drinks it? I have a higher chance of finishing this out of the.

[B]

Can. Yeah. All right, let's.

[D]

Go. Yeah. So what if. Can I pay? What if I time out timeout? Oh, he's gonna pay a question. Let me ask a question. If I wrap it in complete paper. No, there's nothing to be.

[B]

Seen. No.

[D]

It'S. It's. It's not even a cup at that.

[C]

Point.

[D]

No. What do you mean it's not even a.

[B]

Cup?

[D]

No. That doesn't make any.

[C]

Sense. Why can't he just put it in a cup and chuck.

[D]

It? Because that's what they're.

[C]

Saying. You're being a little angry right.

[D]

Now. Yeah, no, I'm being pretty.

[C]

Reasonable. Men are so angry these days. Right.

[B]

Br? Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. This is such a.

[B]

Woman. Been trying to say that such.

[D]

A woman thing to.

[C]

Do. Ass cutting.

[D]

Is.

He's going, if you dump it in the garbage, though. It.

[B]

Doesn'T. He's literally still going to.

[D]

Go. You can't dump liquid in the garbage. I need to see the whole thing out in person on the carpet.

Matt, you're poking a hole in the top of the can. That doesn't even make any.

[C]

Sense. I just am.

[D]

Not. I just watched you. Oh, never mind.

L. Production in the chat. Please tell.

[B]

Me.

Guys, I'm stuck starving.

Do you have to do it.

[D]

With. Hey, Matt, you know what? Here's what we'll do. Here's what we'll do. We'll make it just on the Twitch camera, okay, Matt, because the twitch cam loves.

[B]

You. Oh, yeah. He can twitch cam.

[D]

It. Yeah. I mean. I mean, yes, of course you can, Matt. I'm gonna point the twitch cam to you. I'm gonna pan it around to you. I'm gonna get up right.

[B]

Now. You can do it in front of the twitch cam right.

[D]

There. No, it's gonna probably get into the BFF scam.

It's gonna probably.

[B]

Get. If I were to shotgun right now, it would throw up everywhere.

Matt, cam. Look, it's covered right.

[A]

There.

[B]

Yep. Oh, it's covered perfectly.

All right, guys, you'll get my genuine reactions.

He's doing it, boys. He is doing it. He's doing it, and he's doing it great. And he's doing his best as he freaking.

[D]

Can. If you leave anything left, you don't get the hundred.

[B]

Dollars. Josh, you're a.

[C]

Monster.

Poor.

[B]

Matt. Poor Matt. In the.

[C]

Chat. This feels.

[B]

Wrong. I feel like we're in, like, high school hazing or college hazing. No, that was foam. That was. Was foam. That was.

[D]

Foam. All right, I'll give you a.

[C]

Parlay. Give him the 100 right.

[B]

Now. No, he said only in a parlay.

[C]

Bat. What a dick.

Okay, well, how much money do we.

[B]

Got? That.

[D]

Was. That was fun. That was.

[B]

Fun. That was.

[C]

Fun. I put him on the.

[B]

Camera. Do I get.

[D]

$100? No. Straight pet. Yeah, you can't straight pet it. It has to be a minimum. It has to be a.

[B]

Minimum.

How much money does Hannah. How much money does Hannah get for her.

[D]

Wedding? Hannah. What does she.

[B]

Chug?

[C]

Hannah. We put it on the camera. I put that on the camera. So Hannah gets a billion dollars for her wedding.

[B]

Vest.

[D]

What? For a wedding vest? For all the things she needs. It's a wedding vest.

That's.

[B]

Wild. Josh, do the eye.

[C]

Roll. They really want.

[D]

It. Yeah, no.

But what's that next? What do we have.

[B]

Left? Whatever you want. I mean, there's a lot left, but we don't have to go through all these. All these things we gots to. Dave Portnoy says goodbye to BFFs. We should probably play when he hates.

[A]

It. BFFs my last.

[B]

Episode. Keep in mind this is until.

[A]

I'm maybe a recurring guest, but we're not exactly going out, like, with Christmas.

[B]

Tidings and, like, with hugs and kids.

[A]

Kisses, you know, Happy Holidays, everybody. We're all, like. Everyone's feeling so great. We've kind of just been in, like, turmoil, I guess, for the last two.

[B]

Weeks.

That was literally his.

[D]

Goodbye. Yeah. What a.

[B]

Goodbye. And then him coming on today just. It was even worse. It was even.

[D]

Worse. Yeah, I know. It was. It was harsher than.

[B]

That. I'm so Sad because, like, BFFs with Dave was, like, such an amazing.

[D]

Thing. Oh, it was.

[B]

Great. Great. And I'm sad that one that that's how it ended, because I think he just got, like, frustrated in the two weeks that he, like, Ever got hate right. And then, like, today, it ended bad. And, like, I think he just has negative connotations with BFFs in his head, when in reality, it was, like, when people really, really loved him the most. It was. It.

[D]

Was. It.

[B]

Was. He was like everyone's.

[D]

Grandpa. I will say, I think I saw a lot more of Dave, like, when BFFs was.

[B]

Moving. Me too, because he was so relatable and funny. He was like the old guy that was just, like, didn't get.

[D]

It. Or it was like, the comments that were like, the. Like.

I hate that. I love them. Like, those were the.

[B]

Comments. Say what we were all thinking.

[D]

Exactly. Exactly. It was.

[C]

Great. Here's his.

[A]

Closing.

What am I going to miss the most about.

[D]

BFFs? Probably.

[A]

Me.

Right now. I honestly feel like I'm a mission miss nothing. Like, it's been a miserable couple. Like, just want not to have to be stressing over.

[B]

This. That's.

[D]

Good. Yeah. I was so young when we started this show. I was, like, actually a.

[A]

Boy. I still remember walking into that house and, like, all the Sway Boys, they're all trying to do.

[D]

Podcasts.

[A]

Yeah. And it's like, this guy got linked up with this guy. This guy got linked up, and it wasn't really. It was like, we were kind of put together. I told you. I was like, you're the only one that you got. You're the luckiest guy in the room. Like, I'm gonna blow them out of the.

[B]

Wall.

[A]

Yeah. All these other guys are.

[D]

Clowns. Like, that.

[A]

Was. Are you kidding.

[D]

Me? So everyone thought they were gonna on our podcast.

[A]

Too.

[D]

Yeah. There's no way. This combo's stupid. Why would Dave and Josh have a.

[A]

Podcast?

[D]

Yeah. Bryce, specifically. By the way.

[A]

Chat. I'll still be.

[D]

Back. Yeah, we'll. We'll do.

[B]

Guests. He never came back. You have to come.

[D]

Back. Come back.

[B]

Twice. I think he came back once and he.

[D]

Hated. Today was.

[B]

Twice. Today was.

[C]

Twice. Yeah, he was on twice. He came on at the Beck Gala and at the Super.

[D]

Bowl. That's.

[B]

Right. Oh, fair, Fair.

[D]

Yeah. But I remember, dude. I remember when I started that podcast and I went to go start that thing, and I. And I, like, Dave came through to the house and, like, I went through and I kind of introduced it, everyone. Dave. Because I'd known of Dave, like, before we did the podcast, because I watched him in high school, and I remember, like, introducing every Monday to Dave. And that day, like, after me and Dave filled the podcast and I went back to that house with Everyone and hung out and sessed or whatever. Everyone there, especially Bryce, everyone was like, that will never last. It's just gonna be a. Why would you do a podcast with a 50 year old? Why would you do it?

Only podcast that lasted. There were many podcasts that were created in that house, by the way. Everyone had a.

[B]

Podcast. Five.

[D]

Years. Everyone had a podcast. Griffin had a.

[B]

Podcast.

[D]

Everyone. Bryce had a.

[B]

Podcast. Noah have a.

[D]

Podcast. Noah and me had a.

[B]

Podcast. Five years. That's a. That's a Barcelona, though, like, with the. I really do think, like, if Barcelona is good for anything, it's.

[D]

That. Just saying it was the biggest part. Alex Cooper said we were gonna have seven.

[B]

Episodes.

What's.

[D]

Up? Five years.

[B]

Later. Yes, Skittle, come on now. Yes, Skittle. Get it. Come on. Talk your king. Talking king. Oh, they really.

[D]

Do. Skittles are.

[B]

Delicious. I want you to eye roll for the last.

[D]

One.

Let's see what.

[B]

Happens. I don't know if there's like anything. I mean, we have our goodbye.

[D]

Video. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, we're getting to 12.

[B]

O'. Clock.

[D]

Walk. Yeah, we're like two minutes away. Maybe we get into the goodbye video here.

Sorry, a lot of noise going on, huh?

Do we have to read.

[B]

Those? The ads? There's no way you're gonna be able to do.

[C]

That. Just one second, please. Whatever you need pain. Give you five, you'll give me five.

[D]

Seconds.

I.

[B]

Guess. Five years. I wish you guys could make it.

[C]

Six.

Here's the.

[D]

Video. All.

[A]

Right. I don't think anybody watching this, you know who the I.

[D]

Am. Well, why don't you introduce yourself real.

[A]

Quick? I'm Dave. When I start Barstool Sports, I'm Josh Richards. So we're gonna try this podcast. I don't even know how it came about. It's very.

[D]

Odd. Very.

[A]

Very. Guys like Josh take their shirts off and like, wiggle their dicks in front of mirrors and they're the coolest.

[D]

Kids. Now how is a five foot eight guy going to throw me in a.

[B]

Locker?

[A]

Dave. Five, eight. I would have had a guy do it. And by the way, so we got Josh, Brianna. Do we have the camera on Brian? So we have Brian. She.

[D]

Fits. I think so, too. I think she has a good, like, female perspective.

[A]

Okay. I think.

[B]

One. Dave is so invested in this. Like, he actually really cares about.

[D]

Josh.

[A]

He. He loves.

[D]

Nessa. I really appreciated when you reached out to me like a couple times just to make sure I was doing okay, like, mentally and everything.

[A]

Everything. Oh, I know her. Madison.

[D]

Beer. Nope. That Is James.

[A]

Charles. Yeah, no, I can't talk right now. I'll call you back. But Tana.

[B]

Mojo.

[D]

What? Are you kidding me? How videos actually work?

[A]

Intros. Like all those things.

[D]

Matters. Like, it's the.

[A]

Little. Are you autistic? Go on. Good for.

[D]

Him. Did you say go? Go on. I think it's. Go.

[A]

Off. No, go on. Talk more. You can just leave the food. Right. Like right.

[D]

There.

[A]

I'm. I had to step out. Are you really.

[D]

Five?

[A]

Eight. All.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Okay. Which is what Zenyatta.

[D]

Is.

[A]

Zenyatta. I call it a Zenyatta. That's a horse. And you guys are starting a new project called Demelo Brands. You.

[B]

Guys. What is you with last.

[A]

Names? I'm bad at it. I like to be invited, so I can be like, no, thanks, I'm busy. Oh, I mean, it's you. It's the little guy that. The little gay guy. You don't have the right Kim Kardashian to listen. Listen to Taylor Swift's music. How about.

[B]

That? Am I, like, stupid? What is like this Taylor.

[A]

Version? Yeah, you're.

[B]

Stupid. You sound so stupid right.

[A]

Now. I do. Chicha.

[B]

Chicha.

[A]

Football. Touchdown. Football.

[B]

Touchdown.

[A]

Football.

[D]

Touchdown. Haha. I can tell Josh is picking up Dave's mannerisms and.

[A]

Voice.

[B]

Law.

I'm a lot stronger than a weak man. And I'm not you. Your money.

[A]

You. I know it's a tough decision, but there's no doubt you did the right.

[B]

Thing. Yeah. Thanks, guys.

I'm.

[D]

Brie. We.

[B]

Starting? Yep.

[D]

Okay. Restart. I. No, you go.

[B]

First.

[D]

I.

[B]

Okay. I'm Brie. I'm Brie.

Jay. What the.

[D]

Up. Oh, nothing much. Bri, how you.

[B]

Feeling? Good. I miss.

[D]

You. I miss you.

[A]

Too.

[B]

Brianna. This shit's going.

[D]

Down. She was like, are you being serious? I go, yeah. She goes, you know.

[A]

Her. I go, not.

[B]

Really. We have a really, really special guest. One of the coolest, biggest pop stars globally, Anita. Thank you.

[D]

Hello. Very.

[B]

Nice. Guys.

Do you think you're a diva.

One?

[D]

Yes. Oh, my God, they got my.

[B]

Stuff. Feel like. Like we're at our actual.

[D]

Funeral.

A little bit. Maybe a little.

[B]

Bit. A little bit.

So you. Do you hate me, Josh? I think this is what I think. You hate me. Should we end this podcast? Your angry grandpa diva monster is what you are. And you're kind of.

[D]

Mean. I was just joking with.

[B]

You. All right. Josh just posted participating in the Sway Boy duet.

[D]

Chain. What the freaking? All.

[B]

Right. Freaking. It's so silly to look back.

[A]

On. It.

[B]

Is. You would probably say she's out of her prime. But I would say she's in.

[D]

It. I would never say that. No roller coaster. No roller.

[B]

Coaster. Do you miss.

[D]

Us? I.

[A]

Missed. I, I, I don't.

[B]

Nope.

Wait, that reminds me. He made me cry. I'm.

[D]

Crying. I hate that.

[B]

Dude. Oh, my gosh. That's.

[D]

Crazy. I hate that so.

[B]

Much. Oh, you got us a.

[D]

Cake. Oh, my.

[B]

Gosh. Wait. I'm sad. I can't believe it's, like, actually over. Sucks. It's.

[D]

Crazy. This is way too long in my life to just be like, ah, I.

[B]

Know. It's so weird. I don't think it hit me.

[D]

Until right now, that video. I said that's what was gonna happen. That video, dude. That montage type video at the end of this every time. And the only reason there aren't tears coming on my eyes right now is because I, I, I, I don't think I know how to cry in front of other.

[B]

People. But, I mean, I'm freaking. That's wasted and.

[D]

Sad. I'm gonna go back to my hotel room tonight, and Matt's gonna, like, be asleep and I'm gonna be looking at Ed edits and I'm gonna be crying. I'm gonna be crying and Matt's gonna be in my room and he's gonna be pretending to be asleep while hearing me sob. And after pretend like he doesn't know what everything that just went on happened. And we're gonna go to Vegas and try to forget all about this. This sucks. This sucks. I'm really so.

[B]

Sad. Oh, my God. That made me so emotional.

I'm sad.

[D]

Guys. What an era.

[B]

Dude. But honestly, like, like, it was the craziest five years.

[D]

Ever. What a.

[B]

Time. Like, what a time. We went through so many eras. There was just so much that went on on this.

[D]

Podcast. Yeah. I mean.

It'S crazy to think the, like, we, we grew up, Literally, we grew up, like, When I was.

[B]

18, I was 21, when we started.

[D]

As people doing this show. Like, this was us finding out a little bit of, of who we are and like, what we stand for was, was very much a process of this show. We did it in front of millions, millions of.

[B]

People. That's so crazy. Like, millions of people ever thought we would be doing that when we were, like, in high.

[D]

School. I couldn't.

[B]

Yeah. If you were to say you have to go through your.

[D]

20S.

[B]

Oh. In front of millions of people. Oh, my.

[D]

God. By the way, like, would have.

[B]

Probably actually been like, I.

[D]

Decline. Yeah. Like, like Mayday made a time capsule in high school. And I had said like, by 18, I think it was like, have. By 18, have a million followers on musically is what it was. And by 18, we had started this podcast that is now a man. Much more than that. You know what I mean? Just the podcast in itself, like, it is, it's.

[B]

Surreal. It's so crazy. Like, it's surreal. I remember in college watching or like high school and college watching David Dobrik and Emma Chamberlain and being. Yeah, that's what I want to do. That's what I want to.

[D]

Be. That's like a part of my.

[B]

Life. Like that those are my best friends. And like the fact that we ended up being those people for the people that watch this is just, just. It's so crazy. It just, it's sad because it's like, obviously it had to come to an end at some point.

[D]

Yeah. Because you don't want it to.

[B]

Become like, it's just not a thing that's.

[D]

Forever. You don't want to make it the thing too. That, like. Well, now I think I, I do want to make it the thing now that we're coming to the end. But like, in a sense, you don't want to make it the thing that goes on for too long.

[B]

Right. No, I know. And now I'm like, well, like, I think when anything comes to an end, you're like, like, am I cutting it off too short? Like, what the hell? But I just think we went through so many. I don't know, it's just, it's just a weird, It's a weird thing. It's like, when do you say goodbye to something?

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. I mean, I think we, we knew though. We.

[B]

Knew.

[D]

Yeah. That this was the right time to do it. And I think was a true testament to like, it wasn't about us, us serving us anymore. It was about like, we don't want to serve the audience anything that's less than what they.

[B]

Deserve.

[D]

Yeah. And I think that's, that's really what, what it came down to. So as sad as it is.

[B]

It'S, it's, it's a mega.

[D]

Accomplishment. It's. It's, it's. There's so much good that.

[C]

Happened.

[B]

Yeah. There's so much to be proud.

[D]

Of. This was something that nobody thought when it started and it was me, Brie and Dave. Nobody thought this was going to.

[B]

Succeed.

[D]

Yeah. Nobody thought this was going to be something that had a five year run. Nobody thought this was gonna be something that had a 20 episode.

[B]

Run.

[D]

Yeah. And look at what it did is crazy. It had 20 episodes that outperformed every other influencer from Tick Tock podcast ever. Like, it did things that were, Were. Were unreal. And. And that's. That's not a diss anyone else. That's just a testament to, like, how proud we should.

[B]

Be. Yeah. Like, whether people agree with us.

[D]

Or not, it was a really cool thing that.

[B]

Happened. And, like, we've. We've proven that, like, this podcast shaped the way that podcasts and pop culture 100%, especially around TikTok, moved the way that people did things, and we had no idea that was what we were making. But when you watch that and look back at it, it's like we were the mecca of the TikTok podcast in.

[D]

There.

[B]

100. There was just so much that came from it and the fan base that we built from it and everyone that watched us every single week, like, oh, my God, it's just amazing. And then even after Dave left, like, everyone that continued to support us or that's here right now, it's just like, I'm eternally grateful for you. This podcast, I think, changed both of our lives so many ways. Mine especially, like, all forever. No matter what happens with me and Barstool or what, wherever I go, like, BFFs me when Dave, like, I owe so much to it, and I'm so grateful for everything that we did. And I'm like, I'm crying because I'm just sad it's over. Like, it's. It's.

[D]

Sad. It is. It is. Like, what the Am I supposed to do on Monday morning or Tuesday.

[B]

Morning? No, at least I have my podcast. Like, you don't even get to. To.

[D]

Talk. I have nothing to do.

[B]

Anymore. It's like, what the.

[D]

Hell? I. I am seriously panicking. Like, what the am I supposed to do in the morning time every week now? Who am I supposed to be yelled at for being late to.

[B]

Something? I know what.

[D]

The. It's not gonna feel right if I don't get yelled at for being late for something.

[B]

Anymore. I know. And, like, truly to everyone. Like, I know we kind of went through everyone that helped us on BFFs, but from the beginning, from Kareem to Austin to Devin to anyone that, like a Genevieve, everyone that helped behind the scenes, and then Hannah and Peyton, I was getting there to, like, when we changed to the second season, like, it was such a new scary thing where I don't think, like, anyone knew what they were being a part of. And Hannah and Peyton, like, went above and beyond to do so much. And I, like, I think also.

[D]

In a time where we didn't really know where we were going, so it was hard for them to know where we were going because we didn't know where we were going going. And then eventually it was like, we know we're ending. It was just, like. It was a.

[B]

Confusing. Such a weird thing. It was so, like, I couldn't imagine, like, being behind the scenes and trying to figure out, like, just like, we're just on two different sides of the country every time that we're recording, and everyone always showed up and. Yeah, I'm just so. I'm just so proud and grateful for everyone and, like, all of you guys watching and everyone that will watch this episode that we put out. I love. I love BFFs. I love everything that we did. I don't regret one episode, one thing that we ever said. Like, it was truly my favorite. My favorite part of my.

[D]

Week. Yeah. 100. I mean, this is the coolest thing that I've done for as long as I've done this. Lasted longer this way. Yeah, like, much longer. Not, like, even a little bit longer. Like, five times.

[B]

Longer. Like, and I would never steal your.

[D]

Girlfriend. And that's what's beautiful about it. Right? But, no, no, no, no. This. This podcast was. Was really such of. Of what I've done and what, you know, will feed what I continue to do in my life and. And Bree's life as well. And I mean, to Bree's point, we can't thank y' all enough for everything that you guys have supported us on through this journey, continue to support us on as. As people leave or the podcast changes or as we go into our next iteration of whatever the content is after this. If that's. That's, you know, Breeze playing Brie, if that's me streaming or if that's whatever else comes from it. Like, you guys have been an incredible, you know, place to turn to and. And to hear positive thoughts from and to just kind of get reinforced in. In our beliefs. So we. We really. We really have to credit to y' all if y' all didn't show up for this last.

[B]

Year. Literally, all thanks to you.

[D]

Guys. 100.

[B]

100. Love you to death. And thank you to all the sponsors that ever sponsored bffs and the whole, like, five years. It's just crazy. So we love you.

[D]

Guys. We.

[B]

Do. We do love you guys to death. I guess that's the last episode of.

[D]

Bfs. I can't. I. I'm trying to Almost like I feel like I'm trying to play to my mind, like, it's not.

[B]

Happening. I.

[D]

Know. Like, I'm trying to almost be nonchalant or, like, not like, oh, this is a real thing. Like, in my head right now, I'm talking to you. Next.

[B]

Week. I.

[D]

Know. I'm. I'm getting on Zoom call with y'. All. Yes, we can. But it ain't the.

[B]

Same. It's.

[D]

Not. It ain't the same. Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit. Like, ah, it sucks. It.

[B]

Sucks. I think we'll try to do. We'll try to do something once a month.

[D]

Together. We have.

[B]

To. We have to. We have.

[D]

To. But, I mean, even if that's just me going on Plan.

[B]

Brie. Yeah, even. We just need to get Josh to talk. Like, we just. He just needs to get all his.

[D]

Thoughts. I.

[B]

Do. We'll just get him on Plan Brie.

[D]

Once. If I don't. I don't know where they're gonna.

[B]

Go. That's so easy to do a Zoom. You have a freaking studio in your.

[D]

House.

[B]

Exactly. We can. We can commemorate the. The BFF sign behind.

[D]

You. For sure. For sure. I mean, that studio is gonna get changed, but I'll put it in the.

[B]

Second. You could.

[D]

Have. Yeah, you can have a studio at the other house. So, like, at.

[B]

That. We forgot he has multiple houses and he's rich, and he will only give Matt a parlay for a hundred dollars.

[D]

Dollars. Yeah, he just shotgunned a beer. All right, like, this guy didn't solve cancer, and, like, he shotguned a beer. All right, like, what are we talking about here? That you should do that for $5. You should do that for the price of the beer. You get a free beer and you get your shotgun in. That's sick. Yeah, we'll sick, and you get paid for.

[B]

It. That's.

[D]

Jay. Just for the beer. What the hell?

[B]

Anyways. What the hell? Oh, well. Yeah, man. That's the last episode of bff, so I didn't think I was gonna show that many tears, but I did. That video really got me. I love you guys all to death. Every single one of you. Even the ones that were ever mean to me. You guys really changed my.

[D]

Life. So, hey, all of.

[B]

Y'.

[D]

All. All of y' all.

[B]

Did. Sorry that our stream was six hours.

[D]

Long. Yeah. Sorry it took forever. I don't even know what this YouTube video is gonna look like. I was kind of thinking about it halfway through, and I was like, final episode six. I was. I. Well, what I was thinking was like, do you think they want like a real episode or should we try this cake before we.

[B]

End? Sure. What are we gonna have to with our.

[C]

Hands? The chat wants us to go out with smallest man. So I'll play that at the.

[D]

End. Okay. Okay. Okay, cool. I'm gonna keep streaming on Twitch though. Is that.

[B]

Okay? Sure.

[D]

Yeah. Cool. Come to the.

[B]

Twitch. Never finished my final beer. My final high noon on freaking.

[D]

Twitch. Josh. Everyone come to Twitch shirts. Everyone do that. But yeah, let's eat this cake.

[B]

Dude.

Is this a no auto tune.

[D]

Version? Is this my version that actually sounds good. Or Dave's version that sounds.

[B]

Bad? I still think I remember every lyric.

Trust me.

Oh, we have the.

[D]

Video.

Come on.

[B]

Now. Come on.

Yeah, she's getting st.

You was a liar. Thanks, Hannah.

You remember everything.

Simple.

[D]

Addition.

I'mma kick your dick in.

Kentucky, fry you like some.

[B]

Chicken. Well, okay, if you say.

[D]

So. Kind of ironic in this KO you're.

Turn this place to an Oklahoma smoke show. Hey zb, why you handing out these STD scripts? I love the.

[B]

Best.

I love this part.

I can't wait for Dave to come in. I haven't heard this in like honestly a.

[D]

Year.

I killed this song.

[A]

Chat.

Right.

[D]

Now. If you let me out of these handcuffs. If you don't, it's gonna be a mistake. Sorry. I promise you're back in your job to go to.

[A]

Jail. I don't.

[B]

Care. What? Hilarious.

Wait, did Dave never go.

[D]

Yet? No, I. I took the first like three minutes of the.

[B]

Song. Oh, I love.

[D]

It. Your pants on.

[B]

Fire. I will never forget when you guys sent me this before. I had like signed anything and I was camping with my.

[D]

Family.

Come on now, chat.

What an allstar music.

[B]

Video. So good. I can't believe you've got this taken down. What a baby.

Head like Homer.

[D]

Simpson?

Then they start to spiral. Zack, that's what we mean by going viral.

That's a good bar dog.

So.

[B]

Funny.

Cracks me up because like this like your guys lyrics really hurt him so hard. He had to get it removed from the.

[D]

Internet. He had to get it taken down from the Internet tire.

[B]

Online.

It just. That just means everything was.

[D]

True. Yeah, of course. I mean there's no bigger sign of this is true that.

[B]

Getting.

We'Re in your.

[D]

DNA. I think the best part is the end of the end is so there's nothing.

[B]

Better. People still sing that version at his.

[D]

Concerts. What was that? Home girl hates.

[B]

You.

Oh, we popped.

[D]

Champagne.

What a way to end. Dude, do we have a.

[B]

Drink? Matt, can you Go get champagne bottle. You can bring.

[D]

That. Can you get us that? Anything.

[B]

Just.

[D]

Or. Or actually get us a beer or something. Anything I drink. I have no Bev. Just put something in a Bev for me so I can cheer Bri at the end of the song.

Right now. Matt, the. The end of the song is.

[A]

Currently.

Two hats still bald.

[D]

As. Please go fix his headline. Send him to turkey head ass.

[B]

He.

Now I feel like I can actually feel this. Like, I'm so lucky.

I'm, like happy again. When this came out, I was so still.

[D]

Sad.

Now I'm like, damn, that's the best beautiful thing ever.

[B]

Beautiful. Oh, you guys crushed.

[D]

That. That's all that is. All right, let me give a little toast here to help everyone in the.

[B]

Chat. I don't think they can hear.

[D]

You. Let me give a little toast here to everyone in the chat currently. Put your drink up.

[B]

Bri.

[D]

Cheers. All right. Toast to BFFs. Some incredible friends that I've made through my years. Brianna and Dave Pornoy. Brianna's name is obviously not Dave Pornoy, but, you know, that's just kind of how, like, the sentence structure worked. Anyways, Bri and Dave, incredible people, incredible memories. The times from Miami to Vegas to LA to New York, I. I never would have replaced them with anyone else. I never replaced those times with anyone else. To the clubs in Miami to. To the guests on the show, to the people that tuned in every single week. There couldn't have been a more perfect mixture for a more perfect podcast. I truly do love every single one of.

[B]

Y'.

[D]

All. I truly do love every single person that's worked on this podcast. I truly do love you, Bri and Dave as well. That have made this last five years of my life. Such an incredible last five years. I wouldn't want to do it any other way. Thank you all. Thank you, Bri. Cheers to BFS and the.

See you.

[B]

Later. Yeah, see you.

[D]

Later.

[B]

Cheers. It's not a goodbye. It's a see you.

[D]

Later. It's not a goodbye. It's never a.

[B]

Goodbye. Love you guys. Thanks for watching our six hour.

[D]

Stream.

It was so foamy, Chad, I couldn't swallow any of.

[B]

That. Say bye to Hannah and Peyton too.

[D]

Guys. Say bye to Hannah and Pain. Say bye to everyone. If you guys want to Continue watching some BTs though, you can go to Josh Richards. Twitch. Josh Richards. I'm gonna keep streaming on my Uber to my hotel and I'm gonna annoy Matt as long as I can can tonight until he says, Josh, I need to end this. And I need to go to bed before we go to Vegas. So if you guys want to join this stream, join Josh Richards. Maybe you'll see more Brie, too. I don't know how long she'll hang out with me. Probably not long. I think she's.

[B]

Done. Yeah. We'll never see each other again. Oh, I'll chill. But we're not.

[D]

Chilling. Let's get hot? Let's get cooked on.

[B]

Twitch? Can we do it.

[D]

Here? Cooked on Twitch? Cooked on Twitch? Cooked on Twitch? Twitch? We're gonna get on Twitch? Everyone come join? See you guys later. Pe.