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I participate in restaurants for a limited time.
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Are we headphoning?
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I guess we don't need to headphone.
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Should we?
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I mean, we probably do, right? It's kind of a weird thing that all podcasters do always have headphones. But like, why is it so that.
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You can hear yourself?
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Yeah, you do get to hear yourself, but like, what's the point?
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Yeah, I don't like it.
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It doesn't even make any sense.
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Feels like we're in an air. Like we're in an airplane.
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Yeah, yeah, we're like, like talking about, like, I don't know, whatever happens on airplanes nowadays, we just flipped over and landed on the back. Everyone, please exit this plane crash. Courted. What's the word? Organized accordingly, accordingly. Yo, what is up? Everyone? Welcome back to the BFF's podcast. Make sure you guys tap that bell. Subscribe. And like the video.
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Yes.
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I guess I kind of took it all, didn't I?
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Did. Well, let's get into that.
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Let's go.
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I just got off a plane and the whole time I was thinking I was going to crash.
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Uh, what is with the algorithm on my phone feeding me plane crash videos the second I'm about to board a.
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Plane every single time?
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Does this happen to everyone?
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But wait, was it you I was talking to where I was like, terrified about the plane crashes and you were like, but there's always been plane crashes.
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There has always been plane.
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I feel like not so many commercial plane crashes.
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There's only been three commercial plane crashes. I.
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Too many, Josh.
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When I'm not ever ending. Look, I'm not out here defending the plane crashes. I also don't want to disappear though. You're so.
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You're a plane crash ableist.
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No, I'm not. Don't put that on my like diploma or whatever. On my. I'm losing words.
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I am absolutely.
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I'm still recovering from Dubai. The 12 hour shift, they say one hour per day. That's how long it takes to adjust.
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I'm just fully out of it. Taylor Swift says jet lag is the mindset. And that's the one thing I'm going to have to disagree with her on.
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I mean, she's never not on a jet. She's probably gotten used to it it by now.
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Yeah. She doesn't have a sleep schedule.
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Yeah. What do you mean? She doesn't even go by time zone.
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Does she even have a house?
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Jets around? I think she just lives on her jet.
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She lives in the sky.
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Yeah.
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She doesn't even need to pay taxes if she live in the sky.
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It's like international waters, but international air.
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Yeah. Maybe open air.
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I feel like there's no way, but who knows?
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Yeah, no, she's definitely paying taxes.
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Ought to be, but yeah, I'm out of it too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The Dubai thing's been tough. I've. I've been like falling asleep at the weirdest times.
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Me, I've been waking up at 3am every day.
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So that's that, that's the thing that I don't understand. Like, there's days where I'm like, I'm falling asleep and It'll be like 7:00 in the day and then I wake up at like 10 and I'm like, what just happened?
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And then you can't sleep.
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And then it's like, oh, then I'm waking up or then I'm going to bed at you know, one or two, but then my body wakes up at six.
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I know. You know what? I. I've kind of liked it because now I feel like this is kind of gonna sound up. But I feel like a part of society now because I'm like, I'm waking up at 6am and I'm like seeing the sunrise. Everyone's going to work. I'm like, wow. I feel like a real person.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Celebrating it. And they're like, this is hell.
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They're like, this is hell. Like, wow, you guys do this all the time. I can't believe it. I literally would never survive.
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I like waking up early though.
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I love it.
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And then you have your hunger bird. I like that. I like waking up at like 7.
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I usually wake up at 9. Not gonna lie.
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Okay.
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I'm a niner.
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Yeah, it's. It's a little.
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It's a little late, but I go to bed at like 4 in the.
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Morning, so you need the five hours. Yeah, those are crucial. Five hours.
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Crucial. I need sleeping pills or something.
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That's a good point. Talking about pills, I had an unreal product idea for you.
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For me?
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Yes, dude. Okay, so I was sitting in bed the other night, and I really. I really think you should get into this. I. I had this thought and I was like, plan Bri, because I got your merch. That's what I'm wearing right now. Right?
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It's fire.
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It's fire. And on it it says Plan Brie Uncut. Yep. And my first thought was, is that even still a thing? And then my second thought after that was, is it. Is it a thing? You can answer that question. Plan Brie.
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No, but it's still a thing.
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Okay.
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It's never brought it back yet.
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Right, right. So it's just on like a really long hiatus.
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It's taking a nap.
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Like a One Direction style hiatus where you never return.
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Yes. But one day, maybe it will.
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All right, that's. That's exciting. But anyways, going back to my point, the second thought I had was, please, Plan Brie. Plan B, Brie, the cheese. You need to make plan Brie. And it is a spreadable cheese. You know what brie is, right?
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Yes.
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The cheese. And the cheese has the plan Brie drug or the plan B drug inside of the cheese. And now it's like a charcuterie that also is gonna get rid of the baby.
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Okay, I'm trying to. Apollo.
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Right, right. So it's, it's, It's Plan Brie, the cheese. So it would say. It would have the purple container, kind of like plan B does. Right? And it would say plan Brie on it. Capitalize the B. The Brie as in cheese. You'd spell it as the cheese. Right. And then it is the cheese, but then the drug, that is plan B. I forget. It's like. I think it starts with an L. I don't know exactly. Do you know the drug?
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No.
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Okay, so the. The actual name of the drug, you put like 1.5 milligrams inside the cheese. And then it's like, oh, you know, it's always so awkward. You gotta like, what. What are you gonna do when you give a girl plan B? It's like, here you go.
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Here's like buying it.
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Here's a. Here's Like a Gatorade. Chug that down, refill your electrolyte. Always a Gatorade. Always a Gatorade, Right? I don't know why, but it's always a Gatorade flashback. Wash this down with a Gatorade, get the electrolytes pump in and let's pump out that baby. So what if you got into the Planned Parenthood game by bringing this plan Brie cheese into commerce, goes into stores, probably would have to be, you know, in a locked up temperature for refrigerator. Yeah, like, refrigerator said a for ridge rate. It's okay, I got what you meant. And then, you know, it's a glass screen so people can still see it. Maybe you have like, you know, like a little bottle of wine that you can like come out with as well that comes with it. And now it's like, hey, here's a charcuterie board, by the way. Don't hide it. You can't hide it.
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No, that's messed up. Yeah.
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You don't want to do like the plan B in the smoothie.
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You're making an ambiance.
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But then it's like, look, this is, this is a tough time for the both of us. Let's sit down, eat some cheese, drink some wine. It's gonna feel all natural.
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Yeah. And it makes it more normal. It's like we're all pumping and dumping.
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We're all pumping and dumping. I'm gonna go pump and dump this cheese into the toilet later. Well, I probably wouldn't eat any of the cheese. That, that, that probably wouldn't be good.
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You don't need.
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I would need my own breed. Just OG Brie. Yeah, just regular Brie and then hers. You'd probably want to put like a toothpick maybe in it with like a, a purple flag to resemble. Like, this is. This is your cheese. Maybe that can come in the packaging.
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I like that.
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All right. Right, right, right.
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And then it's like interactive.
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Yeah. And then, and then the guy has to be there still in support, you know, like, yo, I'll eat my Brie. You eat your plan Brie. I mean, I think this is a genius.
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Genius.
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I think we should go to Shark Tank. I think we should go to Dragon's Den. I think we should. We should. We should maybe do some public funding. We go to the people. I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure people are going to want to get behind this.
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100,000%.
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It's edible. No Gatorade needed. It just, it becomes.
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When you're.
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That's not a frat move anymore.
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No, it's not.
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Now it's a beautiful date. You can go out. You can go out.
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Go to a day of it. Yeah.
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Go to a park.
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It's like plan B day. Go to plan.
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Watch a bunch of little kids run around and be like, not going to be us. Not going to be us. Right. And it's. It becomes beautiful.
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It's beautiful. It's like when you give your dog. You have to give your dog a pill and you put it in cheese.
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Exactly.
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But for humans.
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I didn't even think of that part. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do we do that? For the dog.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Because cheese is good and it makes you feel right.
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Makes you feel better about the pill that you're about to take, and it kind of just like, you forget about it. Yeah.
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There's no pill.
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I'm just eating cheese. I didn't have a sex last night with a man that I don't want a baby with.
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Exactly. We're just.
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We're just having cheese or just having. That's good, Jay. Right here.
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Boom.
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Someone buy it, please. I'm glad we got that off your chest.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been thinking about that and I've been wanting to do that. So, anyways, Matt sent me the sheet. I guess he's maybe trying to cue us to get on topic. Is that what he's trying to do?
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Oh, Josh pitching this idea to Shark Tank. But he's unoriginal.
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That's a thing?
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Yeah, it's a thing, Josh, but it's not real.
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I was. I was literally ordering cheese the other night and had this idea in bed. There's no way.
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This is not real, though. Yet we make it real.
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But now we're stealing.
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From who? Adam. The creator. But Adam didn't. But Adam didn't make it. Really?
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You know what? That could have been in my subconscious. Hand up. That could have been in the subconscious somewhere. Maybe that's how I thought of it. Maybe I saw that. Maybe I did it. I don't remember.
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It's called Levon Gristol.
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So it does start with an L. It does.
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Good job. I didn't even know that.
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What's up?
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I thought it was called Plan B. Plan Bray. It's beautiful, though.
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God dang, dude.
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I see we still do it. And we can have Adam jump in on it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You can make. He can make the COVID art for it.
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Right? Right? Yeah. I'm sorry, Adam. That's terrible.
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Also, talking to pills. Talking about pills while we're on the pills thing.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of stuff in the news saying that JB is on pills. You were just with jb, so we kind of have some insider tea. What was your vibe? What was it like?
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I mean, first of all, one of the. The kindest people that I think I've, like, come to me, you know, just wait.
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Can you give me a step by step interaction? Like, I want to picture it. I want to pretend.
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Of course. Of course. So. So walk into the change room. First of all, Steve Carell's in there.
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It's like, whoa, I want to step by step with that too.
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Yeah, yeah. I'll go JB route first and then we'll get into Steve. Steve Careau. But walk in and, you know, I'm talking to a couple of, like, the hockey guys there. Like, just like, introducing them, saying, what's up? Talking to people beside me.
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For people that are confused, Josh played in a celebrity hockey match with literally so many crazy famous people.
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Yeah. So this was the NHL celeb game. It was all for the fire relief.
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Yeah.
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So I just. I gotta give credit to the NHL and hockey community in general. They do such a good job of rallying behind causes all the time. Like, I mean, every hockey community does it. I'm sure. Like, if you're in a town that's a hockey community, the team always is. Like, I feel like the first people to get behind, like, either like food drives or they're going door to door or they're hosting dances to raise money or whatever. I love that about the. The hockey.
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I love hockey culture.
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It's. It's a great culture.
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It is fun and it's welcoming and they're like.
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They're like blue collar lads, you know, so hot. Well, yeah, they are. Sure.
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Yeah, they are.
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Yeah.
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I mean, let's just be real. They have an awesome flow.
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They do. The lettuce is always unreal.
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Yeah. I want to date a hockey player. Just saying, if anyone wants to DM me.
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I mean, didn't the entire Boston Bruins do a video?
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They stood up for my rights.
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Yeah, they did. Maybe hit up. Maybe hit up Brad Marchand.
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Yeah. But. Oh, but I live in New York. I couldn't date. That's like, against. I couldn't go against Boston like that. Right. But do they even have a rivalry.
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Boston and New York like hockey? I mean, I thought it was hockey.
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Which would be Canada.
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Well, Boston. Boston has rivalries with quite a few people, so they got a rabbit. I don't know if I call them the best. They've just been around really long. Their team has just been around since they're og. So it's like Montreal they have a big rivalry with. I'm usually on, you know, the Canadian side of things with it. So like Toronto and Boston not don't get along.
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Yeah.
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They go at all, at all in hockey or I think really any sports. But the, the Justin of it all. Back to the Justin of it all. So, yeah, I'm in the change room doing my skates up and Justin just like, honestly just walks over, sits beside me and he's like, yo man, what's your name? And I'm like, oh, Josh, nice to meet you. He's like, I'm Justin. And I was like, I know that. And then, and then he was like. I asked him like, what sports he's played, like growing up and whatnot. I just asked him if he got out on the ice recently. He asking me what I played in high school, where I was from. So we were just talking about like growing up in Canada a little bit.
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What like did you get like a, like when you guys were talking, did you like maybe like, hey, touch his shoulder?
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Did I go like, hey, good to meet you.
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Like, good to meet you?
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No, that's.
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There was no. Like, you didn't like braise knuckles or hands or anything?
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I mean, I guess on the ice. Yeah, like a little fist bump. That's all the time. Like. Yeah. You're making it weird, dude.
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No, I'm. This is the questions that people want to know. Did he smell good?
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I didn't take a sniff.
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How do you not? You're in the presence of Justin Bieber, sitting face to face with him, talking about, I told you to sniff him.
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See, this is what I think. I think that guy has probably been sniffed too many times in his life.
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But you don't have to make a sniff.
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I feel bad because that Justin went through like, if I think about like some of the stuff I went through being really young in social media and having a following and people like taking advantage. Especially when you're like 17, 16 and like the weird that goes on his was a thousand X what I went through. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, but we don't.
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The biggest superstar in the world. The biggest. Like you, you watch the old interviews and stuff like that and you're like, yo, lady, relax, you're 30 years old. Why are you getting handsy with this 16 year old boy? He's had enough of that. I don't need to add into the mix.
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You weren't gonna get handsy with him.
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You just asked did I touch him and did I sniff him?
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Yes. Because I'm wondering, did you touch him or did you sniff him? But listen. No, you didn't have to. You didn't have to do that. You could pretend you're about to sneeze, like, and then you just, like, whiff them in, and then this is what.
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He'S had to go through. He probably clocks fake sneezes.
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No, no, he does.
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Dude. There's no way he doesn't. And I feel bad. Sorry for my podcast host, Justin. I'm sorry, bro. That's Justin.
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I just want to know what you smell like.
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That's. That's weird.
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I don't think it is.
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He's not gonna want to come on this pod anymore.
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Why? I'm not gonna, but I'm not gonna.
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Oh, he definitely doesn't want to.
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Justin, I'm just around. I'm just around.
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Anyways, I won't sniff you if you.
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Come on the pot.
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We talked about golf a lot.
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Okay.
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That was fun. We were just, like, going back and forth, talking about courses. We played. He was asking me for, like, I was talking about a municipal course. He was like, I gotta go try that course. I gotta go try that course. I was like, let's go play.
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So does he live in la?
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Yeah, he. He lives.
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Did you. Did he show you pictures of his baby?
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He didn't show me pictures of his baby, but he did talk about Jack. Like, he was like, yeah, he's six months now. It's so incredible. And, like, there was another player there with a kid, and Justin. And, like, you just see, like, this guy's, like, in baby mode. You know what I mean? Like, he sees a baby and he's like, oh, this is awesome. Like, and he's asking the dad all about his kid and everything, and I think he's like. He's, like, in that dad stage where he wants to just, like, I think, be a dad.
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Yeah.
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Which is so cool. And I'm sure it's so cool for him as well. But, yeah, he was. He was great. Brought a lot of good energy to the team. So.
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So the rumors of. We're shutting them down. He seems to be completely fine.
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Yeah. I mean, I think. I think it's got to be so hard to be the number one headline getter your entire life.
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Oh, for sure.
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Because, like, any story that that guy can be put about out about him and it be negative. Everyone's gonna tap on it.
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Yeah.
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And it's like every reporter wants to get a negative. They don't want to put up positive things about him because they're like, ah, people aren't gonna want to tap that as much. And so it's just gotta like. I just gotta imagine it's like so rough because like, even like after the game, you know, everyone like stays around for a bit and might have a couple beers and like you go back to like the Delta Sky Club and like people are drinking and then like me and like a group all went to like a bar after, like, I was with like Ross and all of them and like, so we all go out up and it's like he probably feels like he can't do any of that. Like he was. When he was done, he got changed and like left his gears. I'll see you guys. Thank you all so much. And like he was polite and everything. It's not like he's like leaving for anything else, but just like, I'm sure it just feels like, God, like anything I do is going to be over, like over examined, over, like analyzed. And it's just. Yeah, it's got to suck.
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That's like imagine just wanting to be. Just do normal things. I know that's not normal because there's like a lot of famous people, but like even being able to see like other famous people go out and get.
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Beers because he like, he is a celebrity who. Celebrities, right?
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He's a tier of like, he's just a different tier.
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, so the highlight, the highlight was him telling me that I had like the craziest eyes he's ever.
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What is up with all these famous guys calling you hot?
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I mean, do we tell them about. I don't know if we told them about Pete Davidson, but first we go to the. The fanatics thing. I meet Pete Davidson also, like now I'm meeting these people and they're quick conversations. Yeah, right. But I've met people in quick conversations and I can tell they got an ego or like they like are looking at like, what the is this tick tocker doing or whatever. You know what I mean?
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Another experience with someone at fanatics.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, it's it. That stuff happens and I never hold it against anybody because it's. It's whatever. I get it. There's stigmas and who really cares? But like, Pete was super nice right off rip, you know, he's. What's up, man? What's your name? Blah, blah, blah. And then he's like, dude, you are sexy as. Like, that's what. Like, he makes, like, a comment like that. And I'm like, oh, thanks, man. He's like, nah, like, for real. He's like, you have. You have the prettiest eyes I've ever seen or something. I don't know if you're pretty, but he probably was like, no, he did. He did mention the eyes. That was what he mentioned. And then. And then that's. That's the same thing JB said, like, right when he sat down. He was like, that's crazy. He was like. He asked, like, where I was from or what. What's my name was, like, the first thing he asked. And then the second thing was like, you have, like, some of the craziest eyes I've ever seen. And I was like, thank you, man. He was like, not for real. And then I was like, thank you.
B
Then you guys kiss.
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I was like, thank you. Thank you. So where are you from? But no. Yeah, it's. What a compliment.
B
Compliment him back.
A
Well, it just felt so forced. What am I gonna be like? Like, you have pretty eyes.
B
You have.
A
Your eyes are pretty. It was just like.
B
So you think you're hotter than Justin Bieber?
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That's not what I said. That's what he said. All right. No, I'm kidding. I think no one touches JB because he just has an aura.
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I.
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Well, I think he exudes. He exudes an aura that is.
B
It's jb. He's Justin Bieber.
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But personally, I want him to do an eras tour.
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I know.
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And I wanted to ask the question, but I was like, I can't. I can't, I can't. I don't want to be that guy. But I was like, dude, I would come to many shows.
B
I would come to at least three.
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Yeah. Like, if he was going through. I want to see. I want to see, baby. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Never say never. And then I want to watch him get into light skin Bieber mode.
B
Oh, my gosh.
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You know what I'm saying? Coming out. What's happening? What's happening? I want to hear him perform that. I want to see him come out and do all of that phase. And then like, after that, and then. Then now it's just, like, getting into the religious stuff more. I want to see all phases of JB out on that stage, and I think it would be the biggest tour ever.
B
Yeah, would be. I think maybe wasn't there like whispers that he might do it.
A
Yeah. But do you think it touches Taylor still though?
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I don't think anything will ever recreate or touch Taylor because she was the first one to do an errors tour and she is Taylor Swift. But I think he could be a definite close second. It's just a Bieber.
A
It is, it is. If there is one person that I think could do it, it's him.
B
It's jb.
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I think it's him. If anyone else can come close, I.
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Don'T even think who else.
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I guess people would say like maybe.
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Beyonce, but she does her tours and stuff.
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That's the thing. She tours like Justin's been.
B
Yeah.
A
So it's like a comeback tours. Yeah, right.
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Oh, did you see Rihanna said she's coming out with a new album and it's going to be nothing like anything she's ever done. And she's not feeding into what people want. It's just completely, completely her.
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Oh, I'm excited about that.
B
Eight years she said she's been working on it.
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That'll be cool.
B
That'll be dope.
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B
But yeah, jb. So Steve Carell though, I think he's the sexiest in the world, yo.
A
Honestly. Yeah, he's. He is a good looking dude. Yeah. And he is. I seen him in person and you know, you think grew from despicable me. You think like Michael Scott. And then he's there and you're like, oh, silver fox dude. Like, yeah, you got it. Like he was taking the picture and he's like. Or whatever. And like my Instagram, I was like, yo, damn, bruh.
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Chill out.
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Leave some for the Rest of us leave something for me and JB over here.
B
He's funny, he's cool.
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What are we doing? Hot.
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He's awesome.
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And he, he, he was. Yeah, he's just, he just seems like a. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he can skate.
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What the fuck? Yeah, he can do, he can do no wrong.
A
No, no, no, no, no. He is a really cool guy. And then we had Will Ferrell as our coach and Snoop Dogg as the other coach. So that was pretty cool. Snoop Dogg jumped into my vlog, which was dope. And it was funny because I was making a joke. I was walking down and I was like, you know, we had Snoop and Will as our coaches. You know, I think the way our team messed up is we just didn't get high. And then I swear to God, he summoned like, I, I, I'm not even joking. His head pops into the camera and he's like, he's like, you see how I come in right when he said hi. And I was like, oh my God.
B
Dude, what the hell, Snoop?
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And he's like, and he's like starting to like talk on my, my YouTube video. He just like took over the YouTube video for a bit. It was, it was such a cool experience. It was such a cool experience.
B
You lost pretty bad.
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We lost really bad. So we lost, I think, think it was five nothing. We lost to the team that beat everybody. So wait, wait, their team didn't get scored on the whole time? I guess their goalie was like the third string for the LA Kings.
B
So the people you play are actual NHL players.
A
So like ex NHL guys, like, and it's verse celebrities. And then like there's like celebrities mixed with some NHL guys. But it's just like there's like different levels of like, you know, guys that go out there and are like going to take it, like they're going to go hard. And then some guys go out there and it's like, ah, this is a fun thing. And then, so, and then some people are out there that have like never played hockey before.
B
Okay.
A
And so it's just this mix of like, and it's really dependent in those kind of games, those charity tournaments. I always find like the goalie is what's going to make you win or lose those. Because like you could have a goalie that's like, I'm just here for fun and I played goalie 20 years ago. Or you could have a guy like the one like that team had that's like, that guy is an active from what I've told been Told I'm not. I'm not going to, you know, die on this hill. But from what I've been told, he was an active third string LA Kings goalie. Goalie. Which is like. Well, he didn't get scored on the entire tournament. No doubt their team's gonna win. You know what I mean? But no, I. I hadn't played and I haven't played in like a year and a half. My legs were gone after the first shift.
B
Oh, I couldn't even imagine.
A
It was like, all right, well, my cardio is terrible. I need to figure this out.
B
Makes you want to snap back into the gym, huh?
A
It makes me want to snap back into playing hockey. I got invited into like three, four different leagues. Leagues after that. Just like different men's leagues that are like, not like, not like professional leagues.
B
I'm not.
A
No, like, more like, like, hey, like, we want you to come out to this, like, like a pickleball league.
B
Sure.
A
Yeah. Except not pickleball, but it's hockey.
B
It's like pickleball's chill, so it's like, come chill and play.
A
Yeah, and there's different levels, too, to even those men's leagues. Like, there is like, I think they have it, like, tiered, like something like silver, gold, whatever. But so might. Might have to join one of those. Get back at it.
B
Yeah, I'll come to a game.
A
Sweet. Sweet. Gabby loved going.
B
Oh, did she like it? I think she liked going because trust me.
A
Well, she also had never skated before, so we got to do like a family skate before, which was fun. So got to skate with her. And she's like, She's a big fan. Some people might know this, but my girlfriend, like, might know this book. My girlfriend's a huge fan of this book called Off Campus, which was like, this hockey. Like.
B
Oh, I saw her post about this.
A
It's like this hawk erotic. Erotic novel, like, rom com kind of vibes, right? And I think it's actually like big on book talk and everything. So the, The. The book Off Campus is like one of Gabby's favorites. So she was like, this is. This is like my dream come true. I get to go watch my boyfriend play hockey. This is wild.
B
I've never seen her so excited. She does the craziest stuff ever. She's so excited to just be at this hockey.
A
Be like watching hockey.
B
I know.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
But take her to hockey games. I guess. There's not really much hockey in la, though.
A
Well, the LA Kings. Yeah.
B
But like, it's not like there's not like big hockey culture here.
A
LA gets behind the Kings.
B
You think?
A
I know. I've been to the games.
B
It's not like New York or Boston, though. No, we got to bring her to a Bruins game.
A
Yeah, well, no, I would never do that. I'd bring her to a Maple Leafs game.
B
Okay, I'll bring her to a Bruins game. Then we can see she's going to have more fun.
A
She's not going.
B
I know.
A
She's with me. She isn't. Unless she's watching in Toronto and it's verse the ruins. That's the compromise.
B
Oh, that's fun. Let's do that.
A
Yeah, there's a compromise. There's a compromise, but yeah, that's a recap on the NHL stuff.
B
Sick.
A
It was, it was unreal.
B
Glad you had a blast. Glad you got to talk to J. Biebs. Sad you didn't sniff him.
A
Yeah, I'm not, I'm, I'm happy with where the comments.
B
There's still time for him to come on and get sniffed.
A
I, that won't happen. That will not happen.
B
If you come on guarantee I'm going to sniff them.
A
Blew our chances.
B
No way.
A
Yeah.
B
Maybe he like, maybe he just wants to chill and get sniffed. You never know.
A
I do.
B
We have a lot of headlines this week.
A
We do.
B
There's this, there's. This is a good headlines week.
A
Yep. Should we start it off with like the biggest news?
B
Yeah. Do we want to just start it with that?
A
I think we start with the Alex Earl of it all. Yeah.
B
Because that happened like, as I'm on my way to come film the pod.
A
Yeah. Yeah. So Alex Earl's Hot Mess podcast dropped by Alex Cooper's Unwell network. This is like the biggest news in podcasting in a little bit. I feel like.
B
Yeah, I'm, Yeah, I don't, I mean.
A
You'Re the one that has a little bit more I think of like, inside info.
B
Here's the thing. I would never steal anyone's story from anyone.
A
No.
B
Like, I would never. You know when people tell me things in Confidants.
A
Yeah.
B
I actually keep it in the box in the chamber, which if I was better at my job, I wouldn't and I would spill all the tea. But yeah, I'm never gonna steal anyone's story. I think we're about to watch a lot of unfold.
A
Yes. Yes. I think there's gonna probably be like a two and a half hour episode come out from Alex.
B
I, I, I don't know which way it's gonna go. But I know that there are a lot of things that will be unfolding. I don't know. Which. I don't know. I don't know.
A
Dirty laundry.
B
Yeah. I don't know. It's gonna be. Definitely gonna be a hot mess.
A
Yeah.
B
I would say nice hot mess, but I thought Dave's video was hilarious.
A
Yes. Dave's video was pretty funny. Him posting out like that. He had this call with Alex the.
B
Exact same thing that Alex did with Grace when Grace left, like, with Bar for Bar. The same exact.
A
Yeah. Yeah. Now we, as in, you called Dave in this seat just before the pod because we're like, we have to get an answer on how the call.
B
Yeah.
A
And it was a complete lie.
B
He just started cracking up. He was like, no, no, I never knew that.
A
Which means Austin edited it. Yeah.
B
That's why it's even funnier. Because it's just like a. It's just like a shot at the yeah. Video before.
A
Yeah. So it's. It has. They did not talk. He was like, I already told you guys, I don't have her number. You're like, okay.
B
And there's no world like Alex Earl. If anything, she'll start her own company. She's not.
A
She's not having, like 33 minute call with Dave.
B
Like, and she's not gonna ever, like, join something else. She's Alex Earl. She doesn't need anyone else.
A
No, no, but that was funny. Thought it was a pretty. Pretty funny joke. Yeah, I thought it was a pretty funny joke talking about Dave. The guy's beefing with Kanye west now.
B
Dude. That was crazy.
A
Not that he's ever not been beefing with Kanye, by the way. He always is. Just now it's Kanye's also beefing with Dave.
B
Crazy.
A
Yeah.
B
So. So Dave. So Kanye started this coin, right?
A
Yeah, Meme coin.
B
There was a meme coin that Kanye had started and he had, like, people running his account. He sold the rights to his account, and it was the people that were running the meme coin, like, basically telling people to buy and all this crazy stuff so that he wouldn't get in trouble when it crashed and he, like, pretty much rug pulled and Dave called him out on it. And then Kanye started tweeting about Dave and then made a video today if wearing a Nazi shirt, Dave is Jewish and saying, dave Portnoy, I don't know who the you are, but now I do. Don't ever talk about my money. Don't come for this. Like, this is the end of Dave Portnoy. And surprisingly, Dave barely reacted.
A
Yeah, I mean Dave's got himself in the, the meme coin game now too.
B
Yeah. Yeah.
A
Right. So like, I think, I think the problem is there's so much like so many people that aren't educated in that space.
B
I'm one of them.
A
And like, I would say even I'm one of them them. I'm not someone that can go and like, go and be like this is exactly what's going on in the meme coin space right now or anything like that. But from what I've seen on the, the Dave side of it all.
B
Yeah.
A
It seems like he's really trying to be super honest with everything. He's.
B
Yeah.
A
Because he's not like putting out a coin. He hasn't launched a coin. Even the, the, the jail stool coin wasn't created by him.
B
Yeah.
A
It was created by somebody else as a meme. And then like he had like bought some of it and whatnot. But like there isn't him coming out with coins. And so like. But then the other side of it is people I guess are saying like from what I've seen, the hate he's getting from it is like, oh, he's using his Twitter to tell all of his followers to go buy and then he's selling. Now what I have seen from the David at all is it seems like he's tweeting all about it whenever he's going to make a move or do anything. Again, it's such a weird space. I don't even know. We would have to bring him on almost the meme coin of it all.
B
What I've, like what I've gathered from it or like what Dave tries to tell people is that like the Kanye's of it or like the bigger people, they are doing the rug pulls but they're like feeding the bigger corporations and the rich people already, like, and then stealing, basically stealing money from the hard earned, like workers that like put in money and then they lose everything.
A
People that like have a hundred dollars and they're putting in a hundred dollars.
B
Yeah.
A
And then now they' their $100 taken by the people that make like $20 million off this week.
B
And Dave like, isn't he only does it like for him, like he doesn't have a corporation behind him.
A
Well, no, he's not getting fees. So that's the difference. Like these people will get like fees of, of purchases and.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
A
So that's why you always have to be careful with when you go to like make one of these, because you got to make sure you're doing it in the right. It's like we've seen. With the Hayley Welsh of it all.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, got completely, like. I mean, we don't know how educated she was, how much it was a team versus her. I could see it being, like, she didn't know a lot, but also, it's like, that's your job to know. That's your job. If you're gonna put it out to your audience, that's you. That's. It's on you. You gotta figure that shit out before you go and launch something like that. You know, no one doesn't know. It's kind of in a scammy zone.
B
Yeah, I. Well, she. When she came on. Well, I, like, from day one, when she came on, I was the first one to have an interview with her on Plan Brie. And the day that I met her and the day I met her team, I, like, took her aside after or texted her. I can't remember which one. And I was like, I think this team isn't the best for you. And, like, you need to be really careful. So just watching it all unfold. I don't know, like, who she ended up with or, like, she even ended up with a different team, but I think she was definitely taken advantage of. But you're so right when you say it's kind of your job to know.
A
Yeah. If you're going to put something up to your audience, you got to be educated on it.
B
You can't really play the stupid card.
A
No. And you can, but you got to be like, I'm stupid and it's my fault. You have to own it for being stupid. Yeah, it's my fault. I'm stupid. Nobody else's.
B
Yeah.
A
So wait, this picture.
B
I didn't see the picture of Kanye tweeted with Dave in the prison suit.
A
Yeah.
B
I don't have Twitter, so I was just, like, hearing this through the. What's Barcelonal? You mean rug pull? Dave. I just can't believe finally, that date, like, Kanye has Dave on his radar.
A
Yeah.
B
And I wish they got to be a. I wish they got to battle a little bit.
A
I want to see, like, a live debate between the two of them. Why do we always need presidential candidates to debate? Right. Like, why can't we just have more debates?
B
Wait, I like that.
A
Why can't we just have more debates? Get host.
B
I like that.
A
Yeah. They don't always need to be for. About running the country.
B
No, Just about shit.
A
Just about anything. Because half the time the presidential candidate, like, debate isn't even about being a president, about their golf game. So, like, why do we need it to be always about running the country? Let's have more debate debates that are.
B
Just in high school.
A
Yeah.
B
Let's just bring it back.
A
Way better.
B
Yeah.
A
That's what needs to happen. Someone needs to get on that. It's my second idea.
B
Yeah.
A
We got plan Brie, which wasn't really my idea. We found out. And then we have the debate.
B
The debates, which is. Yeah. That's just like a thing.
A
That's just like a known thing. So really, I'm oh for two.
B
Yeah. Absolutely no idea is that of you today, buddy.
A
Not being very original today. Today, Josh.
B
That's all right. That's okay. Kanye and Dave Boroy are fighting.
A
Yep. But something I did go 2 and 0 on diss tracks. Talking about diss tracks. Alabama Barker versus bad.
B
I'm deep in this.
A
You've been seeing this.
B
My big ass grown ass age. I am way too invested. Fully Bad Baby is back. She's not.
A
I don't know.
B
She's not impersonating.
A
Yeah. I was going to say. I think she's. She's from the ghetto.
B
Yeah.
A
Right.
B
Are we allowed to say anything?
A
Is ghetto a slur? Is. Is that not allowed anymore?
B
I'm actually really scared.
A
She is from underdeveloped French. Yeah. What they rap about that made it out the mud.
B
The hood life.
A
Like, she made it up the mud. That's what we're trying to say.
B
So. No, but for real, Bhad Bhabie, like, actually, like, grew up in the hood. Alabama Barker Barker. Alabama Bark. Is it Barker or Parker Barker? Alabama Barker cosplay.
A
Travis Barker's kid.
B
I'm understanding. I'm really fudgeing tired. J.
A
It's okay.
B
Alabama Barker cosplays. Growing up in the hood is like, essentially what people are really mad about. She grew up the most privileged, like, girl.
A
Yeah. I mean, let's be for real, right?
B
Yeah.
A
Yeah.
B
And she's like, acting like she's made out the trenches and like she. But Bab Baby really lived that life. She's about that.
A
Yeah.
B
So I don't think Alabama.
A
I wouldn't.
B
I wouldn't cross Bab Baby in a million fucking years.
A
I would never flops. I would never cross her. By the way, she makes bangers banger after.
B
That's what I'm saying. Like, she makes bangers after banger after banger.
A
I don't know why Alabama thought. Let me go head to head with this girl that just drops bangers.
B
No, but like the. Okay, so this is like the. The gist of why it all happened. So Bhad Bhabie put on her Instagram story. I truly believe she only entertained him because he's my baby daddy. I've watched her talk to numerous men with girlfriends, but never thought I would see the day. She did it to me so bad. Bab and Alabama Barker were friends. Alabama Barker her baby daddy. So she put on her story again. About to get back to myself and getting back to work. Minor setback for a major comeback. Are more hurt than mad. So she was actually upset because she saw themselves. Like, she saw them as friends. I don't have beef with no that look up to me or no period. I stay to myself. It's crazy that I end up in a mess anyways. My only reason for coming on the Internet with it is because I'm tired of her doing this to girls. Need to know how to be real. A man gonna be a man. But a hoe that know about you and call you a friend is a whole different level of disrespectful, Especially to a postpartum. Mommy shaded me like I did something to you is even more crazy. You did something to me. I did absolutely nothing to you. So basically, she's just like, she me. I'm about to go crazy.
A
Yeah. Respect.
B
Why'd she her baby daddy? It's great. Have you heard the diss tracks?
A
Yeah, I've heard it. And again, I know bangers, and that's a banger. You guys know that meme? You guys know what I'm quoting there? I know bangers.
B
I don't know that one.
A
You don't know that?
B
No.
A
Okay.
B
That's good, though. You can take credit for it.
A
No, I won't.
B
That's what you've been doing this whole pod.
A
That's all what I've been doing.
B
It is what you've been doing.
A
I said we should have more debates.
B
That's fair.
A
That's just, like, a general thing.
B
Oh, dude.
A
And I'm sorry. Sometimes things get lost in the subconscious. All right, I put my hand up. I took the blame. I said sorry to Mark or whatever the guy's name was.
B
Are you acting so crazy right now?
A
I don't know, dude. I'm tired.
B
You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy about the Bad Baby diss track is that she sampled Kanye's song and she had to get the rights. Like, he had to okay it. And he's hopping on the song. He put a verse on the song. Essentially, Alabama Barker is kind of his niece.
A
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
B
And he's hopping on the track.
A
Six Degrees of Separation.
B
Yeah. And he's hopping on the track. And I also don't know how I feel about that.
A
Like, I don't want to now. I don't want to.
B
I know. Now I don't want.
A
I was really rooting for it because.
B
I'm like, why are you working with Connie? You don't have to do that. You're. You're good on your own.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
And I don't get why Kanye's hopping on Certified Banger. You can take credit for that, too.
A
No, no. I was just. It was the same meme. I'm talking about the same meme that.
B
Sounds like you sounded like Joshua Block.
A
Certified Banger.
B
Have you seen Joshua Block? And people run up to him and say, put the fries in the bag.
A
Yeah, just put the fries in the bag, bro. And he's like.
B
It's actually, like, scary.
A
Yeah, it's. It's kind of. It kind of seems like bullying.
B
It's bullying. When they used to take his hat. That would make me sad.
A
Yeah. I just. I just kind of scroll past those videos.
B
Yeah. Not interested.
A
Yeah.
B
Heartbreaking.
A
I haven't seen a video from him in forever. No, but you just, like, covet.
B
Sounded like him to me. All right, but that's bad. That's a bad baby ship. But bad baby's dressing up as Alabama Barker. She had a look alike of Travis Barker in her new diss track video. Alabama Barker since has been silent, and she said she's going back to the studio. She didn't want to have to do it to him. And she's going to come back. But she does have the resources to make a banger, so you never know.
A
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I wonder if, like, Travis is like, I'm going to stay far away from this.
B
I don't know.
A
Like, I don't know where they would align. I have no idea.
B
I wonder so.
A
Because I feel like they're so siloed. Like, you don't hear ever, like, Landon and Alabama being in the same conversation. It's like they're not even in the same family.
B
I know, it's crazy, but she did make a music video. Her Vogue music video. I watched this on the plane before, and I was like, kind of good. But Travis Barker, Courtney Kardashian, and Landon were all in it.
A
Okay, okay. Maybe I just don't see any of her stuff. Maybe that's what it is.
B
Yeah. But I don't think they're going to touch it after this. And I wonder like, do the Kardashians.
A
Like is Kris Jenner calling a family meeting?
B
Yeah.
A
Being like a. We need to figure this out.
B
Or she just. I don't even want to be like associated with this.
A
Yeah, I meant like an act. Like a family meeting inside family.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, hey, let's bring in. You know.
B
I know, but Courtney, like is her stepmom. It's crazy. I really want to be a. I just spit on you. I want to be a fly on. I want to be a fly on the wall and no like. Or if they laughing about it.
A
Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I do want to see.
B
A fist fight out of these two girls though.
A
Rough and rowdy 100.
B
I want to see like a full on fist fight on the street at. In Beverly Hills.
A
You just want like a street fight.
B
Well, so does Bad Baby. She said she. She was tricking Alabama Barker on the phone. Like pretending that they were best friends so that she could pull up and beat her ass.
A
Oh my God.
B
That's pretty crazy.
A
This is why you don't want to cross Bad Baby.
B
No, this is like Bad girls club. Og.
A
Yeah. You don't want to cross that. Catch me outside.
B
She was 15, trying to fight a whole audience on a live television show.
A
She literally told them, let's go outside right now. Cut the cameras.
B
Dead ass.
A
Catch me outside. How about that?
B
Yeah, Alabama Barker. I'm sorry, but you're not about that life.
A
No one is about it as much as Bad Baby.
B
Maybe it's just crazy to me. It's like Alabama Barker could have. She's had all the. This is what I keep seeing. It's like she has all the resources to like get super intelligent, go to a crazy good college. Like be super successful.
A
They never want that. Why? No, like, like how. What do you think the percentage of Nepo kids. And, and look, I've been a. I'm a big. I stand on. Like, you can't just hate a Nepo kid for being Nepo.
B
I agree.
A
You know what? Like, what is the Nepo kid supposed to do? That's what you're mad at me because my parents set up my life.
B
Well, that's like being. That's just like hating someone because they're born.
A
Yeah, that's. Sorry. My parents did. Well, my bad. Like I didn't really choose, you know, they did well, and they did this so that their kids could maybe live a good life. Right. Like, don't we all want to set up our kids to be Nepo kids?
B
I know.
A
Isn't that the goal? Right? Like, our kids don't have to worry. But what do you think the percentages of Nepo kids, like, think about, like, Tom Hanks kid, You know what I mean?
B
Yeah.
A
He's always on about, like, the white boy summer. He's, like, trying to be, like, a rapper. Like, what is, what, what is the intrigue that they are like, you know what? I.
B
It's dependent on how you raise them.
A
I don't know if it is.
B
I think it might be, like, if you might. If you give them everything.
A
And as they're like, I want to. I want to cosplay being broke.
B
Yeah. Like, I just think if you just let them do whatever they want, like, you have to, like, instill hard work in them, or they're just going to be like, I could.
A
My kid doesn't appreciate getting to have a nice life. If I, you know, get to continue down a good path and I set up my kid where they don't have to worry about nothing and they want to start cosplaying being broke, I'm going to slap the cosplay out out of them.
B
Slap it out them.
A
Like, what? What are you talking about?
B
I know.
A
Enjoy this, dude. I work for this. Enjoy it. Take a. Here's. Here's a Bentley.
B
You're 16.
A
Go ride it around.
B
No, see, enjoy.
A
Well, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't. I wouldn't get my kid a Bentley at 16. I wouldn't get them a Bentley. Regardless. Get them a way cooler car. But no, I, I.
B
He's getting a job at 14 under the table.
A
She's like, mom, totally gonna make my kids do stuff. There's no way they're like, they're gonna be. I won't even hire gardeners. I'll just have my kids go do it. Like, go mow the lawn, dude. Exactly. Because they gotta have chores. You got. If you don't have chores, you can always meet someone. And I instantly. There's like, there's like, two or three things I can clock about a person. The first five minutes I have a conversation with. Did you grow up with siblings? And are your parents together? And. And that one isn't on them, by the way. I'm just saying I can clock it.
B
Yeah. What the.
A
And I was just saying I can Clock it. I'm just. I'm just saying you can tell these things. And the third one is, did you do chores when you were a kid? You can tell so quickly when you meet somebody you really care. Did you do chores when you were a kid? Did you have, like. I don't mean, like, oh, you get this nice allowance for doing nothing.
B
Yeah.
A
I mean, like, did you have to go and, like, take out the garbage every day? Did you have to go and shovel your drive? Well, you guys might not have that, but did you have to go shovel your driveway? Did you have to go mow the lawn? Did you have to go pick weeds? Did you have to go, like, what were you doing? What were you doing when you were a kid? Right. I can clock that pretty quickly.
B
I feel like Alabama had no chores.
A
No way, dude.
B
No, she got paid for. She would just get paid.
A
I feel she probably just had, like, a black card.
B
Yep.
A
Like, here you go.
B
See, that's crazy. Yeah, it's just. But I'm not saying she's a bad person, though. No, that's, I think, also, like, devil. Devil's advocate. Like, she also grew up in a crazy lifestyle. And, like, I'm not.
A
That's why I never. You can't hold a Nepo kid for being Nepo.
B
No. And she's also only 19, and, like, the whole Internet is tearing her down. Like, but she did someone's baby daddy when they were friends. Like, but we don't know.
A
We don't.
B
We really don't know. All I know is bad babies rap is better than Alabama.
A
Yeah, but I mean, of course.
B
Duh.
A
Gucci flip flops.
B
Look at you. My socks.
A
Damn bars.
B
Next headline. Keeping it with the. With the people. Zach Brian caught starting a fight at a bar in the West Village through meta ray bans. Do you see this?
A
No.
B
You didn't see this?
A
No, but it's funny.
B
It's crazy. I. I was honestly, like, I was pretty pissed at the footage. I was like, oh, this is like weak sauce. Like, I wish I had meta ray bands. Or, like, my friends had meta ray bands when he was around. Like, damn, dude, the video isn't.
A
Do we have a video?
B
It's bad, but it's not. Like, can we pull up a video?
A
Can we see it? Thank you. That's gay.
B
Why is that gay? Why is that gay?
A
Why is that gay?
B
I already know. Like, so, like, there's so many times where he just always assumes people are recording him. Like, if they take their phone out, like, he will just take Their phone and smash it. So, like, I was skiing last year with my family, my friends, and my little cousin's friend was there, and they. They were, like, all hanging out outside. And, like, Zach is, like, talking with them, hanging with them. And, like, he was like, can we get a picture? And, like, they took a picture together, and Zach was like, yes, Miles. And then, like, something like, switches. He takes his phone, my little cousin's little friend's phone, smashes it off the ground, like, then goes inside, makes everyone cry. So, like, I already know what happened that night. Like, that was. It's just like, that's what he does. He's just a dick, huh?
A
Yeah. That's weird. Weird behavior.
B
Yeah. So I just wish the video was a little more.
A
I mean, yeah, it seems like he.
B
Was just a dick.
A
Yeah. It's not like he got into a fight. They kind of made it seem like I was about to watch a fight or something.
B
Yeah, that's just a headline. All right, guys, quick commercial break. I have been living off of Ghost Energy lately because like we said in the beginning of this podcast, we haven't been sleeping. We have a lot of jet lag. And if I didn't have Ghost Energy, I would be dying. So Ghost Energy is amazing. It's all natural caffeine, about 200 milligrams of it. And there's no added flavors, but it tastes like a sweet treat. So they have creamsicle. They have orange Creamsicle, which tastes exactly like an orange cream pop. They have my favorite, which is the Blue Raspberry Sour Patch Kid. They have the grape, which is amazing. There's so many flavors, and they taste exactly like the sweet treat. But there's zero added sugar, which doesn't make sense. Or zero artificial flavoring. It's just perfect. It's the perfect thing. You don't get shaky because it's natural caffeine. It makes you feel focused. It makes you feel good. Zero sugars, like I said, and fully transparent label. So the all new Ghost, there's a new flavor which is really good, too. It's the Warhead Sour. Black cherry tastes exactly like a warhead. So if you're into that sour shit, go try it. But there's a flavor for everyone. So find Ghost Energy at your local grocery or convenience store. For a full lineup in flavors, visit drink ghost.com. let's get back to the show.
A
Moving to the next thing. Do you have what it is? Ash Trevino, because my sheet went away.
B
Do you know? Okay, J. Do you know anything About Ash Trevino?
A
Yeah, a little bit, but not a ton.
B
Okay, so I went down, I hadn't known anything about Astrovino, but everyone's talking Astrobino this, that like everyone on her podcasts are talking about her. She went on a podcast. I don't know how to explain her like, or to compare her other than I need to tell you everything about her.
A
All right, all right.
B
Okay. So Astrobino, I guess I'll just like read some of this off, but then I'll tell you everything I know about her. So Astrovino is a mom who is famous for going on live on Tick Tock. Everything that she's in trouble for online is first hand knowledge because she's either on live while she was doing something bad or she admits to doing something bad on live. So she makes her income from going live. You know how Jason Nash used to do this?
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
Essentially as Sherino does that times a million. Like she's always on live.
A
So she's she like really young, but looks not young.
B
No, she's 36.
A
I heard she was, was like 23.
B
No, she has two kids. She's 36. She had her first one when she was 19. So she's controversial because she's a horrible mom. She's ruining her kids lives. She exclusively dates inmates for years, including marrying two murderers while they were in jail and then going after men much, much younger than her. That's where there's a guy online that she dated who was 19 and it's crazy. So in 2019, Ash starting dating a guy in prison. She got caught mixing up her stories a few times. At first she said they just met and then she admitted that she had known him since she was nine and since he was nine and she was 15. Okay, so that's the first age flag and that they reconnected right before he went to jail. So he went to jail when he was 16, but she said that they reconnected when he was 15. So she was 21 and already married when she said they reconnected. She ends up getting engaged and eventually married to this guy and even takes her daughters to the jail to meet him and says he is their new dad. They were dating for about a month. She brings her daughters to jail to meet this murderer and has pictures of him holding the daughters and is like, this is your new daddy. She puts this all in live, she puts this all online. Then they got divorced in 2021. He's in jail for 45 years for murder and robbery. So then Ash starts dating no, Trevino. He was in prison because he beat a guy up outside a bar so badly that he killed him. She married him, and then they separated in 2022 because he cheated on her. And they finally got divorced in jail. I think he got out after. Or maybe he cheated on her with another pen pal. Not. I don't know that.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah. Or maybe. Yeah, he's. He's sucking dick in jail. I'm not sure. But in. So then they just recently got divorced a few days ago. So in five years, she's dated a total of 26 inmates.
A
A few too many.
B
Yep, 26 enemies.
A
So she fixed to me.
B
Yeah, 26 too many. She finally started dating an inmate with an approaching release date named Jesse. She said as soon as he got out that they were going to try and get pregnant, so she livestreamed picking him up from jail. She started gaining a lot of popularity from live streaming with this guy Jesse. They eventually broke up. Obviously, she livestreams going to pick this guy up.
A
Her.
B
His brother's in the backseat, and she goes and picks him up and being like, I can't really livestream too long because we have a baby to make.
A
This is like, yep, Reverse Scared Straight.
B
Yep.
A
It is the opposite of that.
B
She said that she used to grow up watching cops and she would always be attracted to the criminals. Like, I grew up watching cops, and I'm like, I want to kind of date a cop. They're kind of hot. She looked at it the other way. She likes the meth head running through the street.
A
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah.
B
So she's mostly being exposed for being an abusive mother. So it's actually really sad. There have been multiple issues.
A
She kind of like, neglects the kids. Right. Is that kind of a lot of what goes on?
B
So she has two daughter have beds at her house. They don't have bedrooms. They sleep on air mattresses. Yeah. There's no beds.
A
How is. How has. If you're live streaming all of this, my question is how is child support not common?
B
Here we go. So there have been multiple incidents on live where people watching feel she's being abusive and they call CPS. She has over 20 CPS cases, but claims her kids have never gotten taken away from her. Her oldest daughter has over a million followers on Tik Tok, and Ash encourages her to live stream and make money while she is long so young. Last year, Ash was going live multiple times with this guy named Santos. So Santos, her daughter showed her. Her daughter showed this. It Was like, isn't he so cute, Mom? Like, I have a crush.
A
Yes.
B
Ash decides to go live with Santos, her daughter's crush, and then they ended up dating. So after a few days going live together, Santos flies out to Texas to meet Ash. Viewers started giving backlash to Ash about Santos because she. She was acting like he's acting like a child. And she's old. He's 19, she's 36.
A
Yes. I was probably doing this for clout 100. Yes.
B
It's like what they do to. I hate to even compare because, like, what's her name isn't a bad person. What's her name? Shoddy Bay. You don't know Shoddy Bay?
A
Oh, I think I know Shot.
B
You know, Shoddy Bay. So it's like, I know Shoddy. Shoddy Bay. Like, falls in love with all these, like, super cute dudes and, like, it's like, essentially really mean what they.
A
Yeah. Do to her plane with them.
B
Yeah. They're like, playing with her feelings and stuff like that. And they did the same thing with Ash, but then it just came out that she's an actual really terrible person.
A
Yeah. So it's like, whatever.
B
But she. So she did this. She's being a weirdo. And then she wrote a song with Santos.
A
Okay.
B
She's in the music game and it's about her nunu, which is her vagina. The lyrics go, oh, smell like nunu in this. Kulo in this. He can't have one. He want my new, new I'm that. You ain't taking no dick unless it's this big. You want to know how it smell? Ask Santos. He know how it smell. Well, I got nunu. I got nunu. So it's about her vagina, Right. On Christmas, they were partying on live and people called the cops. Santos gives the cops a fake ID and they find out he's 19. Ash said she thought he was 24. She's 36. On January 12, 2025, she announces a meet and greet in San Antonio, and she's with a bunch of young tick tockers. Keep in mind, like, really young. Some of them are, like, underage, so they're all live streaming and eating at the Rainforest Cafe. Ash gets into a fight with the woman and the cops come on. Tick tockers. Who came? Dkane had a gun and cocaine in her purse. And Ash pays D. Kane's bond, so he gets out of jail. When all this was happening, Santos was in la. He went on live. He was on the phone with Ash and Yelled at her for going out with that group. Santos then went streaming and dating a 23 year old named Max. Ash went on a podcast where she essentially was interrogated. So she went on this podcast with the girl in a bop house named Camilla. She interrogated her. She brought her daughters on the podcast with Ash. They essentially say she's a terrible mother, she's horrible. It's crazy. She gets exposed for a bunch of. Ash also went on live, flashed her titties. You know one or two things about.
A
Doing that and I never flashed my titties.
B
No, you didn't flash your titties.
A
But never flash anything. Anything on purpose.
B
She did. She was also live streaming while Santos is getting head in the back of the car. Like all her. No, just another person. But she had a crush on him. On Thanksgiving Day, she brings her children to a random home of a stranger that she had just met. Left him at this stranger's house, goes out, goes partying with all of these people and then comes home. The oldest daughter's nowhere to be found. The lady's ex boyfriend comes in, is beating the woman up like crazy, and she live streams all of this. She's a monster. And she has taken the Internet by storm.
A
Yeah, no doubt.
B
It's crazy.
A
Yeah. This, this.
B
It's really sad.
A
I. I'm kind of speechless. I don't really know how to respond to that.
B
I don't know why. It's like a thing. Like I don't know what people are supposed to say or do about it.
A
Yeah. Yeah. I feel like live streaming is almost like what TV was in like the 2000s. You know how there'd be like a new show all the time. They try to make some new reality show and sometimes they're like, yo, this is too much.
B
Yeah.
A
And there's only like one season of it.
B
Yeah.
A
That is what live streaming has become.
B
Yeah. And she live streams all. Like, she's told her kids don't come home. Like I'm live streaming. And they'll come in crying in the room. And she's like, on live streaming and she's like, I gotta deal with live stream. And she pretends she's so rich and she carries a Louis bag suitcase as a purse to the mall. And it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life. So that's Ash Trevino.
A
God. Okay. Okay. Well, again, don't really know what to say about that. I'm glad I've been read in, I think. Really?
B
Like, I don't know, I don't even know why everyone's. Well, I do know why everyone's talking about it because it's horrible. But I think what we need to do is stop watching her. Their lives, everyone stop feeding.
A
That'll be hard to have happen. I know, but it's gonna age out. That's what's gonna happen.
B
Like people are like feeding her ego of like she thinks she's something and she just is like gonna continue to abuse her kid. And like I feel so bad for the children. She took them out of school because obviously they're getting bullied tremendously because their mom is horrific.
A
Yeah, that's tough.
B
And like she's breeding them to like be just like her. Like they're going on live and like talking people and being monsters. Like. Yeah, it's just a sad cycle.
A
It is.
B
And I'm sure she had up parents too. So it's like we shouldn't enjoy watching this. We should probably, you know, stop watching her lives. Guys.
A
Yeah, that's awful. That's awful. Well, I hope the kids make it out.
B
Me too.
A
I hope the kids make it out. I hope someone steps in that, you know, legally can and figure that out because it seems impossible to me that this is all live streamed and nothing is happening.
B
And like actually not her kids are not actually being taken away. Like they should have to be taken away by now. So. Yeah. Astrovino, you suck. BFF Scorner. We talked about your celebrity hockey game.
A
Yup, yup, we talked about that Sway live stream this Thursday. That's gonna be fun. All the boys are back together. It's gonna be cool. Yeah, it's gonna be on Tick Tock. It's gonna be on either Kick or Twitch as well. I'm not sure exactly right now, but it will be on Tick Tock for sure. So make sure you guys come join. Going through there. It's going to be live streamed from Thursday all the way through the end of the day on Saturday. And maybe there'll be some bonus time. Who knows? Maybe we'll get into Sunday bonus time. But yeah, all the boys will be there. Starts on Thursday, 4pm Pacific time I believe is the start time.
B
That's tomorrow for people listening.
A
Yeah, tomorrow for people listening.
B
So go check it out.
A
Get ready.
B
Go see the Wiggle Dickers back in action.
A
Back in action. Back wiggling.
B
Back wiggling. Oh, this was crazy. I was in Maine with my family and my friends this weekend and as, as it happens when we go out and we're like drinking people Always come up and ask for pictures and you always say yes to everyone because you never. I would just never say no to anyone asking for a picture.
A
Right, right. Because then you're a. Yeah.
B
And like, I enjoy talking to people that, like, want to take pictures and stuff.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
There were a bunch of guys that came up and took pictures with me, and then this girl posted this video. When your man's on a ski trip without you and think you have nothing to worry about, but Brianna chicken fries on a Snap story, which, like, I saw it and I was like, I don't really know what that means. But then, like, the comments were all just like, she's gonna your man. Like all this, like, crazy stuff.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
Like, she's not a girl's girl. I'm like, I don't know where this narrative have. Has come from. I just don't understand. I literally turned down $12 million to say how bad a man was and to stand up for girls. So, like, the I'm not a girls girl thing is crazy. I've always been in relationships. I don't know if anything, I'm like, I hate men so much that I would, like, whatever. But she posts this video and she's like, just, like, liking mean comments about me, all this crazy stuff. And I duetted it and I was like, literally, me skiing this weekend, and I'm just like, hugging a big bottle of wine. And I wrote, sorry, boyfriend asked for a picture. And I said, yes, I'll say no next time. Somehow people are still mad like, I did something wrong. And then she posted a video saying it was never that serious. I'm like, all right, dude, then why did you make the video?
A
Yeah, I feel like the problem is, is you're in a lose lose there. Really?
B
Yeah.
A
Like, it's. It almost sucks because people can come at you hard, right? Like, because you're. You're an online personality.
B
Yeah, for sure.
A
You're able to do that. They're able to do that. But, like, then if you come back at them with the same energy, it's going to be like, all right, yo, chill, bro. It's almost like you can't. You can't win. Yeah, a little bit. So, like, I don't even know. I don't even know what the right response would be to that.
B
Well, that's why I try to do a funny response of just like, I was drinking wine. Sorry, I'll never take a picture with anyone.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just think it's. It's One of those. That's like, It's a tough, It's a tough situation. It's almost like you got to do a stitch and actually, like, talk yourself. Yeah. People can hear tone.
B
Yeah.
A
You know what I mean?
B
But then I'm like, it really isn't that serious. I didn't want to talk about it.
A
That's another good point, too. That's another good point too. But it's tough when, like, people say, it's not that, that serious. But it's like, how many likes did that video have?
B
But then she made that video and it was like, so it's like, what?
A
A hundred thousand people are talking about you and talking. That's a pretty big deal. And a lot of people said, I'm sure. I don't think most of the people that are commenting on that video I've ever had 10,000 people talking about.
B
Exactly. Yeah.
A
So, like, you know, it's a, It's a tough situation to see a hundred thousand people, like a video that might be, like, insinuating hate on you. And you're just supposed to be like, yeah.
B
Be like, oh, she's definitely. It's not that serious. She's just joking.
A
Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I usually go about it in, like, depending on what the video is, but, like, if I ever see something negative, I'm usually just like, I don't need to bring more light to this. I'll just move on. You know what I mean? But I, I, I don't even know if there's a right move.
B
No, I just thought it was funny to respond to. But then her being like, it's not that serious. I'm like, guys, what the. I don't know what you want me to do. Yeah. But I. What else do we got on bff?
A
You locked eyes with the love of your life in East Village?
B
I think so. Well, no, I don't think so. I think I manifested this. So I made a video before, and I was getting ready.
A
Hallucinated it maybe.
B
Yeah. But I feel like I'm hallucinating right now. But I made a video and I was like, oh, I gotta get dressed. Because you never know when you're gonna meet the love of your life. Right. So I'm walking the street and me and this guy lock eyes, and, you know, well, you have a girlfriend, but yeah. So you're not gonna get it.
A
But when we locked eyes at one point. Exactly.
B
Like when you lock eyes and you're just. But you, like, ended up dating her, but, you know, when you would just, like, pass people and be like, I also love my life. Like, in the airport.
A
Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being like. Or like a little kid when you're on, like, an elementary school trip and there's other elementary schools that would go on the trip, and it's like. It's like, oh, that was. I'm never gonna forget that person. Yeah.
B
It's like, you'll never see them again type of thing.
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
So, like, we locked eyes, and I was like, oh, that guy was love my life. And then I just kept walking. Never thought about him.
A
Yeah.
B
And then he DM'd me and was like, hey, I saw you. Like, should we go get a drink? And I obviously didn't answer, but I was like, I manifested that. That.
A
That's cool.
B
Yeah.
A
Why don't you follow on your manifestation?
B
Because I don't want a boyfriend.
A
Good moves. Not for a while. Not for a while.
B
So, yeah, sticking with no boyfriend till June.
A
That's good. That's good. All right.
B
That was the episode.
A
That's the episode.
B
There's a lot of moving parts of that.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good flow, though. Yeah.
B
Good stuff.
A
All right.
B
All right, bye.
Release Date: February 27, 2025
Host/Authors: Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry
Platform: Barstool Sports
The episode kicks off with Josh and Brianna casually discussing the challenges of podcasting without headphones, leading into a conversation about their recent struggles with jet lag after a trip to Dubai. Brianna shares, “[03:20]…"Taylor Swift says jet lag is the mindset. And that's the one thing I'm going to have to disagree with her on.” Both hosts express their exhaustion from adjusting to new time zones, highlighting the toll of their busy lifestyles.
Josh introduces a humorous and satirical product idea called "Plan Brie." The concept blends the practicality of Plan B (the emergency contraceptive) with the appeal of Brie cheese. Josh elaborates, “[06:12]..."It's Plan Brie, the cheese. So it would have the purple container, kind of like Plan B does. Right? And it would say Plan Brie on it." The idea includes infusing the cheese with Plan B, making it a more palatable and socially comfortable way to handle unexpected situations. Brianna finds the concept amusing and proposes taking it to shows like Shark Tank, while both agree it’s a playful take on sensitive topics.
Josh recounts his experience participating in a celebrity hockey match organized for fire relief. The game featured notable figures like Steve Carell, Will Ferrell, and even a surprising cameo from Snoop Dogg. Josh shares, “[22:10]...’But yeah, jb. So Steve Carell though, I think he's the sexiest in the world, yo.’” The hosts discuss the dynamics of playing against former NHL players and the intense competition, with Josh admitting, “[24:58]...My legs were gone after the first shift.” Despite their enthusiasm, Josh and Brianna reflect on the physical demands of the game and the camaraderie among participants.
The conversation shifts to recent news about Alex Earle leaving his podcast network, Unwell. Brianna notes, “[27:36]...Alex Earl's Hot Mess podcast dropped by Alex Cooper's Unwell network. This is like the biggest news in podcasting in a little bit.” They speculate on the potential fallout and the nature of the content, suggesting it might unravel into a “hot mess.” Josh adds, “[32:13]...People that like have a hundred dollars and they're putting in a hundred dollars.” The hosts express anticipation for upcoming episodes and the drama surrounding Alex’s departure.
Josh and Brianna delve into the ongoing feud between Dave Portnoy and Kanye West, centered around the volatile meme coin market. Brianna explains, “[30:00]...There was a meme coin that Kanye had started and he had, like, people running his account...” They discuss the complexities and risks associated with meme coins, emphasizing the lack of transparency and potential for rug pulls. Josh observes, “[32:27]...Like these people will get like fees on purchases.” The hosts critique the exploitation within the cryptocurrency space, particularly how influencers like Kanye and Dave navigate their influence and financial gains.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the controversial figure Astrovino. Brianna provides a detailed account of Astrovino’s problematic behavior, including her exploitative relationships with inmates and abusive parenting on live streams:
Background: Astrovino is a 36-year-old mother who has married multiple inmates, often livestreaming her interactions and questionable relationships. “She exclusively dates inmates for years, including marrying two murderers while they were in jail…” ([49:07]).
Abuse Allegations: She has faced over 20 CPS cases due to abusive behavior, neglecting her children who sleep on air mattresses and live streams exposing them to harmful situations. “[51:56]...she has two daughters... they sleep on air mattresses.”
Public Backlash: Many viewers have reported her behavior online, leading to calls for intervention and cessation of support. Josh remarks, “[57:28]...Astrovino, you suck.”
Impact on Children: The hosts express concern for Astrovino’s children, who are being exposed to abusive environments and are suffering due to their mother’s actions. Brianna urges, “[56:53]...stop feeding her ego... I feel so bad for the children.”
Josh and Brianna discuss the broader implications of live streaming abusive behavior and the responsibilities of social media platforms to intervene. They lament the cycle of negativity and exploitation perpetuated by personalities like Astrovino.
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts share personal stories about dealing with online backlash and unwanted attention. Brianna narrates an incident where a Snap story led to unfounded rumors about her fidelity, expressing frustration over misconstrued intentions. “[59:00]...I was like, I manifested that.”
They discuss strategies for handling negativity, with Josh suggesting minimal engagement to avoid fueling the fire: “[60:36]...I don't need to bring more light to this. I'll just move on.” Brianna emphasizes the importance of not feeding into toxic online narratives and maintaining personal integrity despite public scrutiny.
Josh on Jet Lag: “[03:20]...Taylor Swift says jet lag is the mindset. And that's the one thing I'm going to have to disagree with her on.”
Brianna on Plan Brie: “[05:28]...It's taking a nap. It's a One Direction style hiatus where you never return.”
Josh on Celebrity Hockey Game: “[24:58]...My legs were gone after the first shift.”
Brianna on Astrovino: “[51:23]...She exclusively dates inmates for years, including marrying two murderers while they were in jail.”
Josh on Handling Negativity: “[60:36]...I don't need to bring more light to this. I'll just move on.”
In this episode of "BFFs with Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry," the hosts navigate a blend of humorous ideas, personal anecdotes, and serious discussions about online personalities and their impacts. From the whimsical concept of "Plan Brie" to the troubling behavior of Astrovino, Josh and Brianna offer their unique perspectives, peppered with candid conversations and relatable experiences. Their dynamic interplay provides an engaging and insightful listen, making complex topics accessible and entertaining for their audience.
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