THE JONAS BROTHERS & DEMI LOVATO SAVED THE WORLD- BFFs S2 Ep 31 ft. TOMMY SMOKES

Summary

Podcast Summary: BFFs with Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry Episode: THE JONAS BROTHERS & DEMI LOVATO SAVED THE WORLD - BFFs S2 Ep 31 ft. Tommy Smokes
Release Date: August 14, 2025

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1. Introduction

In this lively episode of BFFs with Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry, the hosts dive deep into a variety of topics ranging from upcoming events and celebrity news to personal experiences and behind-the-scenes insights from their latest projects. Special guest Tommy Smokes joins the conversation, adding his own flavor to the discussion.

2. Barstool Invitational Golf Tournament

[02:38] Dave Portnoy:
"I'm getting ready for the Barstool Invitational. Got some lessons, locking in the swing a little bit. I'm ready to go out there and just take home all the money."

Dave Portnoy shares his excitement about the upcoming Barstool Invitational, a creator golf tournament in collaboration with Bob Does Sports. With a hefty purse prize of $1 million, Dave elaborates on the tournament's structure, including team play and single-player phases. He humorously expresses his confidence in winning, stating, "Never lost a tournament I've played in before, so don't plan on losing this one." Brianna playfully insists on sharing the winnings, adding to the camaraderie.

3. Celebrity Insights: Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato

[07:03] Brianna Chickenfry:
"Taylor Swift is my fricking be going on New Heights podcast, Josh."

Brianna speculates about Taylor Swift's potential appearance on their podcast, hypothesizing about album release dates and the intricate Easter eggs Swift is known for. The discussion seamlessly transitions to Demi Lovato's recent performance with the Jonas Brothers at MetLife Stadium. Both hosts reminisce about the nostalgic vibes, highlighting Demi's apparent transformation and improved well-being.

4. Current Events: Labubu Theft and Blackface Controversy

[29:15] Dave Portnoy:
"It's a little deal because, like, you know, she blew up when she was, like, nine."

The hosts touch upon the alarming news of a Labubu store robbery, discussing the implications and societal concerns surrounding young influencers turning to platforms like OnlyFans at a tender age. They express discomfort and ethical concerns regarding content appropriateness and parental oversight. Additionally, a controversial incident involving blackface and Labubu customization sparks a heated debate about cultural sensitivity and the impact of social media actions.

5. Beach House Experiences and Drama

[38:43] Josh Richards:
"It was as successful as the first week as you could have."

Reflecting on their recent stint at the Barstool Beach House, Josh and Brianna discuss the dynamics of reality TV-like environments. They recount various dramas, friendships, and the challenges of balancing personal interactions in a confined setting. Highlights include the emergence of couple vibes between Danny and Jackie, and the playful tensions involving Nikki Smokes attempting to disrupt established relationships.

6. Upcoming Shows: Lay Mascots

[49:11] Brianna Chickenfry:
"It's really funny. It's really good."

Excitement builds as Josh introduces their new scripted sitcom series, Lay Mascots, set to premiere on Tuesday, August 19th. The show features a diverse cast from Barstool, including Brianna, Josh, and other notable personalities like Feidalberg and Megan Mitchell. The hosts encourage listeners to tune in, promising humor and entertaining storylines.

7. Personal Banter and Relationships

Throughout the episode, Josh and Brianna engage in light-hearted banter about personal relationships, self-deprecation, and mutual teasing. Notable moments include:

• Brianna on Dating:
  [16:43] Brianna Chickenfry:
  "I'm training for a marathon, actually, right now, Rob, so if you want to come support me."
  She humorously discusses her efforts to lose weight, intertwining it with her interactions and playful jabs at Josh.

• Josh on Social Interactions:
  [37:31] Brianna Chickenfry:
  "Did you smooch?"
  [37:40] Josh Richards:
  "Did some smooch. Did some smooching."
  Their conversation reveals the casual and friendly rapport they share, adding authenticity to the podcast's dynamic.

8. Guest Appearance: Tommy Smokes

Tommy Smokes joins the conversation, contributing to discussions about ongoing controversies and beach house drama. His presence adds depth to the episode, allowing listeners to gain insights from another Barstool personality.

9. Notable Quotes

• Dave Portnoy on Tournament Structure:
  [03:03] "They want it to be a surprise for the creators when they show up."

• Brianna on Taylor Swift's Potential Appearance:
  [07:50] "I just want to see her flirt. Like, I want to see her and Travis flirt."

• Josh Richards on Beach House Success:
  [38:43] "It was as successful as the first week as you could have."

• Brianna on Labubu Ethical Concerns:
  [20:37] "I just hold her hands. The security tackles me to the ground."

10. Conclusion

The episode wraps up with light-hearted farewells and teasers for future content. Listeners are encouraged to watch Lay Mascots and stay tuned for more engaging discussions and insider looks into the lives of Josh, Brianna, and their Barstool colleagues.

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Transcript

[Josh Richards]

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[Dave Portnoy]

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[Dave Portnoy]

Yo, what is up everyone? Welcome back to the BFF's podcast. Make sure you guys tap that bell. Subscribe and like the video.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yes.

[Dave Portnoy]

I guess I kind of took it all, didn't I?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Did. Let's get into that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Let's go.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Freaking BFF's episode. Don't know. I. I just want to apologize before. Oh, there's a mosquito in here. That's crazy. I want to apologize before if I'm a little brain dead this episode. I'm still. I feel like I'm still like recovering from this weekend.

[Dave Portnoy]

The beach. The beach house.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Dude, it's too much.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I can hear it in your voice a little bit.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yep. My voice just came back kinda this morning.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like 50%.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

50. Yeah, it's getting there. And then I had to go on a show this morning where they make cocktails.

[Dave Portnoy]

So you're. You're already hair in the hair of the dog in it.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I took one sip, I said, I don't have to finish it, right? He was like, no.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay, that's good. That's good. So how's the beach house been? I thought you guys were staying there. I didn't know you like came back for the week and only went for the weekends.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, it's so. I think everyone's really confused about that. So we have it. We have it all the whole summer, but like we have to do our other shows during the week. So we go and film Thursday through Sundays and then we come back during the weekdays.

[Dave Portnoy]

So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, you're in, you're.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

In New York, back home and. But dude, it's crazy cuz majority of the cast is from Chicago so they fly back and forth.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's tough.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Tough. Brutal. Brutal.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. It's not, not an easy travel day.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No. Did you have any. What'd you do this weekend?

[Dave Portnoy]

What I do this weekend, I just golfed. Getting ready for the Barstool Invitational. So, you know, got some lessons, locking in the swing a little bit. I'm ready to go out there and just take home, take home all the money.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay, so this is tomorrow.

[Dave Portnoy]

I leave tomorrow morning. Yeah.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay. Wait, can you explain this to me? Because everyone's talking about the Barstool Invitational and I feel like I don't really understand it. So is it like, do you, is it a tournament?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. So essentially Barstool and Bob Does Sports. Bob Does Sports being one of the biggest YouTube golf channels there are, they teamed up to go and create this creator golf tournament. They wanted to make like the biggest golf tournament for creators that there's been. So that's why they brought in this like big purse prize of a million dollars.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Whoa, a million bucks?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. So it is very much like if you place, you're, you're winning money. I, I don't believe first place gets a million. I believe like the purse for the tournament is a million dollars. So first place might walk away with something like 250,000. Then second might get like 100. You know, like they'll like break.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay, I'm sure.

[Dave Portnoy]

But they have been very, they've been very non specific in the details that they're giving us for this tournament. They want it to be a surprise for the creators when they show up. So I've been asking Bob and trying to get information out of him. Like, and I kept like texting him and text him and I was wondering why he wasn't giving me specific answers. And that led to find out like they're not giving us any info. All I know, first day I believe is going, going to be team play. So there's going to be some sort of team golf action going on in the first day and then there'll be a cut. Second day, I think it then goes to single play for the rest of the tournament. I believe there's going to be one more cut on the second day and then it goes into the last day, which will be the third day. And those will be all those people that are placing and probably making some Money.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, do you think they're going to prank you guys? Because they're being. They're being secretive because it's a prank golf. No.

[Dave Portnoy]

I mean, no, it's gonna. I'm sure they're not gonna do, you know, any, like, maxi league type stuff. That's what I was kind of thinking, too. No, like, they're. They're gonna make it a golf tournament. I think that's what people are gonna want to see. The thing that I'm the most confused by or I think worried about, is the. The delta in golf skill at this tournament. There are people on this. This list and that's been invited that are. They've won a PGA Tour event before.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, you're not. You're. You're not like that.

[Dave Portnoy]

What the hell?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

What the hell?

[Dave Portnoy]

But I don't got a chance. I don't got a chance at sniffing the Corn Fairy Tour.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Well, maybe. So how team you up?

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, that's. That's my thought. In, like, I'm assuming when it goes to singles, you got to get handicap put in place because, like, someone like me, I'm sitting, you know, like 16, 18 handicap, and I'm going to be going up against guys that are like a plus five. Well, that just. I. I could play them a thousand times, and I would never beat them once. I would never beat them once. It would be. It's impossible. The delta is too big in the skill gap, so they got to. They got to do some handicap system or something.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Ah, well, I guess we'll find out. Are you excited?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I'm stoked. I'm. I'm really excited to do it. You know, two and two in tournaments. Never lost a tournament I've played in before, so don't plan on losing this one.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Let's go bring home the big bucks. You got to share some with me, you know?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Some money. You have to.

[Dave Portnoy]

Are you going to be like, my caddy or something?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No, I'm giving you. I am a hyping. I'm your hype man.

[Dave Portnoy]

I already got a hype man.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Who? Yeah, who?

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, Gabby. Gabby's my hype man.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Well, obviously, that's your girlfriend. That's your hype beast. You need a hype man.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

That's your hype girl. That's your girl. Like, you need a hype man, but.

[Dave Portnoy]

You'Re not gonna be there to hype me up.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

But imagine I'm running around like the Jersey Shore, being like, dude, you gotta watch Josh Richards play the Barstool Classic today. Make sure to comment on all the videos. Go, Josh. Make sure to dm. Good luck. Like, that's a real hype, man. All the way across the frigging country.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. All right. I'll appreciate that if you do that.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay. 40% of the winning. Wow.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's a little high.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

We'll talk numbers once once you win, buddy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay, we can talk numbers after. We can talk numbers after. Yeah, let's focus on. Let's focus on get into glory.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Well, that's like your Super Bowl. This is my Super Bowl. Taylor Swift is my fricking be going on New Heights podcast, Josh.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yup. Yup. I saw Travis with the, like, Taylor Swift merch on.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yes. So the background of all of their episodes is always, like, a yellow color. And this one is orange. He's wearing the Taylor Swift shirt. They only tagged Travis for a collab post. He's obviously looking at the love of his life in this picture. That cardboard cutout or the, like, blackout cutout looks like her hair. They also posted it within 12 minutes of Taylor Nation posting. Remember when she talks about See youe Next era, and the next era has always been so many Easter eggs referring to orange. I think she's gonna drop the album September 12th, but I think she's gonna go on I think she's gonna go on New Heights podcast and announce that she's dropping it September 12th.

[Dave Portnoy]

Why the 12th?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Because this is gonna be her 12th album, and it's the next 12th, so.

[Dave Portnoy]

Did she release her last album on September 11th?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No.

[Dave Portnoy]

That'd be crazy, right?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No, that'd be crazy. That's Peyton's birthday, though, so it's a.

[Dave Portnoy]

Happy day for one person.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Hey, there was a lot of birthdays before. Before.

[Dave Portnoy]

So what do we think they're gonna chop it up about on the podcast?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I hope. Frickin everything. I just want to see her flirt. Like, I want to see her and Travis flirt. I just can't. I'm like, literally, I'm smiling so big thinking about it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Do you think they're still gonna be, like, flirty on the pod together? Do you think they've been together for a while now that they're gonna be, like, flirty, fun and playful, and we'll see more of, like, the cutesy relationship than necessarily, like, flirting?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Well, yeah, that's what I mean. And I also feel like she doesn't do podcasts or anything, so I feel like it's gonna be funny and she's gonna be giddy and. I don't know, but I Also, this could totally not be happening. Like, this could totally not be Taylor Swift. It could be someone on her team. It could be Tree. It could be Taylor's mom. Might not be Taylor.

[Dave Portnoy]

I. I think I could see it being Taylor. I mean, Selena Gomez just did Jake Shane's podcast.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I know.

[Dave Portnoy]

You know, Selena was like, talking about her relationship with Taylor a lot. Feel like anytime I see something from Taylor, it is, like, overly thought out. Right? Like, she plans things the way that, like, with colors, with the numbers, with these little hints and Easter eggs. Like, she is a genius when it comes to doing that. And then the, you know, the Taylor Swift fandom is smart enough to also then go pick up on it and they all talk about it and it just creates more buzz. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if there was like a thought out plan of Selena Gomez going on that podcast and then being like, okay, and like, you know, you're gonna bring up this thing with Taylor, da, da, da, da. And then they're gonna be talking about that and then Taylor's gonna go on another part. Like, they're so good at crafting things.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I know. And I always wonder because obviously I'm like, newfound Swifty, so I'm really, like, deep diving into the world and like, finding out about, about all the Easter eggs and, like, what she does. I'm so curious to know if it's like, they sit in. I picture them, like, sitting in a conference room and they all, like, plan out for years, like, with colors to dates, to times. Like, I just picture a spider web of, like, information on the wall and all of them going through things and Taylor with, like, a pointer, and she's just making sure she goes to each thing back and forth.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, she's got, like, the red string connecting, like, all these photos together in a room. Like, yeah, she's looking like a detective, probably. No, they, they. They are very smart.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Very smart. Love to be a freaking fly on the wall. Well, I really, really hope she goes on this podcast and then maybe next week we'll just debrief the whole podcast on instead.

[Dave Portnoy]

Instead of talking headlines, we'll just react to that podcast.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

We'll just watch it in, like, our reactions. And we're just gonna pretty much be reposting their podcast. Yeah, you'll see us in a little box in, like, the left corner.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

It's just me crying.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

The whole time. Oh, well, you were just talking about how Selena Gomez went on Jake Shane's podcast and she said that she met Taylor. Jake Shane asked Selena how she met Taylor and Selena responded. Oh, well, we dated the Jonas Brothers.

[Dave Portnoy]

Selena, like a great little, like, humble brag. You know what I mean? Like to be like, yeah, well, we met when we dated the Jonas Brothers. It's just like ball. Yeah, yeah. Just talk about, like, superstardom in one little area, especially in that time. Like, oh, my God, they're all like. I mean, Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, prime, right? Like, it's like, that is. What a group. What a group.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

What a group that was like the Mecca. The Jonas Brothers. Justin Bieber and Frickin. And Selena Gomez.

[Dave Portnoy]

Crazy.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

We met when we dated the Jonas Brothers.

[Dave Portnoy]

Such an awesome little, like, line to be able to drop.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Imagine just be able to drop that so casually. Oh, Demi Lovato was performing with the Jonas Brothers last night at MetLife Stadium. She came out and they sang Camp Rock.

[Dave Portnoy]

It felt like the world was almost having like a little heel going on this week. Yeah, it was healing a little bit. There was these nostalgic things that were, like, coming back and blessing us a little bit. Just like, hey, it's not so bad, America, you know, so bad. There's. There's. Well, it's bad, but, you know, they're still good. They're still good out there.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Or it's almost like they're like, it's so bad. But remember when it was good?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I remember. Remember when we were kids and we didn't have to worry about all this? Let us sing you a song real quick.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Let's. Let's transport back, dude. Demi Lovato looks like back like old Demi.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, she looks incredible.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

She looks.

[Dave Portnoy]

She looked incredible.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

She looks.

[Dave Portnoy]

She looks healthy. She looks. Yeah, happy. She look, she went out there and like, you just saw that smile, but not that, like, coked out Demi Lovato smile. It was the, like, I'm in a great place. I get to relive this moment. I'm with these people that I've known forever. Like, this audience giving me so much love. You got. You got to love when someone is, is. Is bettering themselves.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Dude, fucking go, Demi. You know, she's. She's probably literally right behind this wall right now. She's in the office today. No way. Demi's in the office today. What the hell should I. What should I say to her?

[Dave Portnoy]

You should say you look amazing, and it seems like you're really happy. That's what you should say.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay. Yeah, that's perfect.

[Dave Portnoy]

Get really deep with her. Get really deep.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I hold her hands. The security tackles me to the ground.

[Dave Portnoy]

You hold her Face.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

You're beautiful. You're perfect.

[Dave Portnoy]

No one's told you this. You're beautiful.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

You're perfect. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Healthy.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I probably won't say anything. I'll probably just look at her.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe just give her like a. Yeah.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Playing Super Cash because I'm super nervous.

[Dave Portnoy]

You know what would be great? Just walk by her doing the camp Rock.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, perfect. Yeah, actually, I'll do that.

[Dave Portnoy]

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, just do that.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay. Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

Just walk and do that and just like, don't even acknowledge. Just.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

And then. And then I'll just hit it with a demi.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's casual Lovato.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Love you.

[Dave Portnoy]

That would work. That would work.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, my God, Josh.

[Dave Portnoy]

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[Brianna Chickenfry]

I don't know. You should invite him over. Be like, I've got this friend. I know. Be like, dude, I have this friend. She's my biggest hype man.

[Dave Portnoy]

What happened to Rob? We're over Rob.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

You know what? You took that too far.

[Dave Portnoy]

I didn't take it anywhere.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

You posted our. You posted our fricking screenshots texts on your Instagram story and tagged him. What?

[Dave Portnoy]

That was on Close Friends.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

That was. Yeah, it wasn't on Close Friends. And that was a bad wingman move.

[Dave Portnoy]

That wasn't on Close Friends.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, shut up. Oh, shut up.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, my gosh. I was wondering why you were making such a big deal about that.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Shut up, Josh. You know.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, man.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Ooh. Real fucked up. But damn. Yeah, move on. Quick.

[Dave Portnoy]

He did. He did throw the laughing emojis on the post, though.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

That's cool.

[Dave Portnoy]

So at least he thinks you're funny.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, that's perfect.

[Dave Portnoy]

Guys love a funny girl.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm just a big laughingstock, huh? I'm just a big fucking fat joke, huh?

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, he didn't say fat.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I did.

[Dave Portnoy]

He said. Not necessarily in my weight range, though, which is kind of even worse.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

That's way worse. That's all right. That's okay. You know what? I. I'm training for a marathon, actually, right now, Rob, so if you want to come support me. It's the New York City Marathon. I'll be there, and I'll be 15 pounds lighter, so hopefully that helps. Okay, cool. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

You didn't say that. Just to be clear, guys, he didn't say that. He didn't say that.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

That would be crazy. If he said that.

[Dave Portnoy]

That would be crazy. I'd be. I would. I would have gotten mad at him for you. I would have gotten mad at him.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, I'm not.

[Dave Portnoy]

I would have sent some shots back. Don't you worry about it. All right?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Thank you.

[Dave Portnoy]

I would have had your back. No one gets to comment on your weight but me.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, exactly. I love when men comment on my weight.

[Dave Portnoy]

Only me. Only I'm allowed. It's like, you know when you have a sibling and you're the only one that's allowed to make fun of them?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Yeah. You could call me fat. No one else can. Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

No one else can do that.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No. That's fucked up.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's messed up.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Messed up. Only Josh can call me fat. Not anyone named Josh. Josh. This one.

[Dave Portnoy]

Just me. Only I can talk about the plethora of. Of men that you talk about on the podcast. You know what I'm saying? Only I can do that.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Who else have I really talked about, though?

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, I'm pretty. Do we gotta go, Like, I think on the sheet alone, there's.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Well, what I talked about might be a.

[Dave Portnoy]

There might be a. I don't know, ex football player or something like that that you were getting involved with this week as well, right?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Wait, what was I. I think there.

[Dave Portnoy]

There might have been something going on with Barstool Beach House and the former offensive lineman at Indiana University.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, Katic. Yeah. God love that guy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, there we go.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, but, like, he's just. Like, he's just my best buddy.

[Dave Portnoy]

The best buddy that you talk about marriage with and what you're going to name your child with?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, well, our kid's gonna be Named Frederick type shit. Kapags. And it's gonna be a beautiful little boy, but it's just because we think we would raise a good child together.

[Dave Portnoy]

So you're gonna have a best friend baby?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yes. How fucking awesome does that sound?

[Dave Portnoy]

I mean, hypothetically, it sounds great, but we've all seen how I met your mother. We know this doesn't work.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I've actually never seen how I met your mother.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, this is why you're coming up with this idea. You think this is your own idea. Everyone's had this idea what to do. Everyone.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

To have. Well, no. To have your best friend baby. And then what? Why does it end bad?

[Dave Portnoy]

Because it's Barney and Ted. How are they supposed to raise a baby together?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yes. Yeah, you're talking in a different language to me. I have no idea.

[Dave Portnoy]

Just. It's all right. You'll figure it out, okay? Just go and find a baby, preferably one that you know, you know the owner of.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay?

[Dave Portnoy]

And then you, you, you take that baby for a little bit and do like a little test run. Oh, like a one day test run.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

One day test run with the former offensive lineman.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

Caddick. It's Caddick.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Katic.

[Dave Portnoy]

Katic.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Nightcrawler. Katic. Mike. Whatever you want. Kapags is our name together, so whatever you want.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Kapegs.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Wow. Yeah. Katics.

[Dave Portnoy]

Kaboom.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yep.

[Dave Portnoy]

I like it. I like it. Well, so. Yeah, that was my point. There's a plethora. Okay, that's okay, because I'm the only one that's going to talk about it.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

But it's not like a. Like a. But I don't like, actually ever talk to these men.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, no. You just flirt with them.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No, I don't even. I just. I just talk about them like a creep. And then I never address. I never approach them, I never address them, I never answer them. And I'm just a creep. I'm just a creep.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that's. You know what? That might be more accurate.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, I don't talk to any of these men. I just talk about them and then I get scared of them.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, you're kind of like a baseball scout. You just kind of like sit in the audience from afar and look with your binoculars and kind of just like take notes, huh?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yep. And then just do nothing with it. I have no team.

[Dave Portnoy]

I haven't built Prospect. I like how he looks really fun and nice. Smart. Stay away. All right.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Let me leave the stadium. Yeah. Yeah, that's a better. That's a better depiction I think of me.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's okay. I'll let you also talk about my weight, Bri, and all the men that I talk about too.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay. Thank you.

[Dave Portnoy]

So we're even.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, no problem. Little Ty makes a million dollars in three hours.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

How?

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, it says here, off of her only fan page.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

What? How old is she?

[Dave Portnoy]

I think I. On her 18th birthday, she made $1 million in a few hours. So she's 18.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Ah, that's icky.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, it's. It's. It's icky because, like, you know, she blew up when she was, like, nine.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh. And just to think about how many people, like, how many guys, and, you know, they're all older and creepy, are buying it just because she's, like, freshly 18. Like, that's the shock value of it. It's like dropping in onlyfans on the day I turn legal.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Which I don't care. That's weird.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's gotta be. How quickly, like, how quickly are you setting up those photos?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, right? Did she take, like. We don't even know when she took them.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's what I'm saying. Isn't it just. Would that not just be child porn, then?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Mm. It doesn't sit well with me. To all the people to buy that. And, like, also, where are her fucking parents? I know that she's 18, but, like, doesn't she talk about how much, like, she came back, she went missing for a while, and then she came back and talked about, like, how much social media her up and, like, how it really hurt her mental health and all this, and then she's just gonna jump into something like this. It seems like she doesn't have the right people in her corner, and I just hope she's okay and surrounded by people that maybe. Yeah, would help her a little bit more.

[Dave Portnoy]

Hopefully she just, like, pranked everyone and there's just a photo of her, like, on the beach or something.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, hopefully. It's just, like, nothing. I. But aren't you not allowed to do that? Who did that? Didn't someone do that a while ago? Bella Thorne.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, I. I mean, I'm sure people have done it, I think, but there's not, like, there's no way. There's, like, a rule of what you can put behind a paywall.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

True. But when it's on of is it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, I don't think, like, people put, like, comedy shows on only fans.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

So.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't know if you. I don't know if now you can like, be like, oh, not naked enough for our guidelines. I don't think that's. I don't think that's a thing.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay. Well, yeah, hopefully she's just, like, chilling there, like, gotcha. Just got your money. Gotcha. A million, you creep. Chris Hansen's waiting behind the screen. That'd be good. Gotcha. I thought they already broke up. Mgk. Oh. MGK addresses Megan Fox breakup rumors. MGK releases his seventh album on Friday, where he writes about ruining his relationships with Megan Fox and going to rehab. On a podcast following the album release, MGK responded to the breakup rumors. Ironically, neither me or Megan have said anything. There could have been zero drama and you would never know. He went on to share one of the songs. Sweet Coraline, was written about a fan who spotted him in the street, stopped him in the street, and asked him how he could fumble Megan Fox. Damn.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's a tough fan interaction.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

That means. So tough.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that sucks.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

But so. So they are broken up.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it's saying. I mean, I feel like they've been in and out a few times. Right. Like, this isn't. This has happened.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. It seems like they are toxic. I think if you break up, you know, more than once and get back together, like, in a short amount of time, probably an unhealthy relationship.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just. I wouldn't be surprised if we. If we saw him back together.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, totally. Right?

[Dave Portnoy]

I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be that shocked. And I hope they do whatever's going to bring them happiness.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Bring them happiness and some sunshine. Because they look like vampires in this picture.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, but that's kind of their thing.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, they're like emojis.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's like their vibe. That's a vibe. They have always all black leather, tattoos.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Blood around their neck.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that's just their move.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, I guess that's. That's what they do. That's what they like. Oh, my God. What the hell is this? Armie Hammer says he smoked 2020 joints in a day. That's what you do.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. You got a weed problem. Oh, I can. Oh, hey. No one else can make Josh fun of Josh's weed problem besides me.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, we already laid down the lines of what we were allowed to talk about. Yeah, but you can. We both can talk about the men we bring up and we both can talk about weight.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No, that's not fair to me.

[Dave Portnoy]

Why?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Because you don't bring up any men.

[Dave Portnoy]

So now it's double standard. Funny how the double standards always work when it's with the woman.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Are you high again? What? Oh, Jo, what do you. What's new? Josh is high again. Smoke.

[Dave Portnoy]

10:30 in the morning.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Exactly. I know. That's what I'm saying.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm wide awake, dog.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Mmm. What's in your cup? Cannabis juice. I got a latte.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's a latte. I just got a new coffee machine. Shout Out Ninja. It's an espresso machine. Double espresso. Froth up the milk, a little cinnamon honey.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

That actually sounds delicious. What's your cup say?

[Dave Portnoy]

Delicious. It says number one at sex.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Gross.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's not gross. Okay.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

But this is actually crazy.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's love. Yeah, it's love. That's what it is. And love is a beautiful thing. And if you were able to not just write notes from afar with your binoculars on men and actually connect and have a real and meaningful relationship, you would understand that sex isn't just. Sex is the intimacy shared between two individuals. And they are making love.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

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[Dave Portnoy]

Here we go again with this.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I'm staying.

[Dave Portnoy]

Here we go again with this.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I don't like men. I'm staying in the bleachers. I'm going to look at them from afar and say, ah, I bet they could be nice. But hey, then you're actually going to meet them, and then they're actually going to be fucking horrible.

[Dave Portnoy]

So you know what I'm going to do? I'm a dumping on men again.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I'm just going to stare off. I'm going to stare over here and say, oh, he's super cute. Love him, but he would be a good guy. But don't get too close to him, because then I bet he's actually a secret monster. Stay away. I need five years until I can be okay, I think.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right, that's okay. That's okay with me.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Thank you.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'll allow it.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I mean, he's speak like Armie Hammer.

[Josh Richards]

Remember him?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

He's awful. And he's just smoking 20, 20 joints. Oh, he just wants to take a.

[Dave Portnoy]

Little nibble out of a human from time to time.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, my God. No. Bad. See, this is why he wants to.

[Dave Portnoy]

Take a little nibble out of a human from time to time. It ain't nothing but a thing.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, you can't say that. He's a bad guy. He's a really bad guy. Josh, trying to help you here. Don't say that. He's. Yeah, he's a little freak, too, but he's also a really bad guy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he definitely has some questionable stuff, you know, hanging around him.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

What?

[Dave Portnoy]

But 15 to 20 joints a day, That's a. That's a decent amount.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

He also admitted that he got Johnny Depp super stoned right before a press junket and joked, I love marijuana roofing people. I loved poisoning people. The statement had been speculating again after there were rumors in 2021 about him being a cannibal. Earlier this year, he even said on another podcast that he took a bite out of an animal's heart and a hunting tradition and that it was not for the purpose of any cannibalism or any sexual gratification.

[Dave Portnoy]

Just to make it clear, I didn't bite the heart for sex.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Like, what?

[Dave Portnoy]

What a weird thing to have to clear up, by the way. What a crazy thing to have to clear up.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Like insane. I love poisoning people. I love marijuana roofing people. I mean, hey, who doesn't like to.

[Dave Portnoy]

Take a little nibble out of a human? Do a little marijuana poisoning.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Lock this guy.

[Dave Portnoy]

We all have done it. We've all done it. Let's just be for real.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

What are you talking about?

[Dave Portnoy]

We've all taken a little nibble and done a little marijuana poisoning. We've all done it.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

See, this is men. This is just men. This Men do Labubu robbery. What the fuck is coming? A group of masked people broke into a store in LA this week and stole 7k worth of labubu. They. Oh, when we're talking about Labubu is like.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's like the, like, little doll.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No, no, no, no. I know, but is it like the. Is the plural of Labubu, like, also Labubu, like moose, like deer.

[Dave Portnoy]

Boo. It could be laboo bye.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Could be labubai.

[Dave Portnoy]

Maybe it's a laboo bye. Like, kind of like dice and dye.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Cacti. Wait, what? That's a thing, right? Multiple cactus is cacti. It's saying. Google's saying laboubum Labou bum.

[Dave Portnoy]

Leboo bum is plural.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

That's saying it. That's new. Nah, it's not in the dictionary or nothing, though. Yeah, true. It's not in the dictionary or nothing.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's probably Labubai is what I'm gonna say.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay, well, they stole the store's entire inventory of labubai and people.

[Dave Portnoy]

7K worth.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yep. People assume that they robbed the store with the intent to resell the boo Boo Labu by. Since they're in such a demand.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wow.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Wait, one of them says the plurals. Laboobies. The boobies. I fucking hate labubos. They're so scary looking.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I tried to win one at a variety event I was at on Friday. They had like a little vending machine, and you kind of like, you know, like those, like, vending machine arcade games. You, like, pick stuff up out of it. But they were all boxes, so you couldn't see what was in the box. I want a freaking T shirt. I was like, what the. I don't want a T shirt.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

What kind of T shirt?

[Dave Portnoy]

I was. It was one of, like, the sponsors of the events. T shirts. Yeah, Yeah. I was like, I'm here for the Labubu. This is what all the hype's about. And I was gonna get it and then I, you know, I was just gonna give it to Gabby. But like, I was like, oh, this is great. Then I come home from something and I got like a little like, look what I gotcha. You know what I mean? Then I'm like a good dude. And it was a T shirt. It wasn't even a big T shirt. So I couldn't even come back and be like, look at this comfortable ass T shirt I got you. It's so big.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I bet it would have fit me.

[Dave Portnoy]

Did you just call my girlfriend fat?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

What? I said, I bet it would have fit me.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I just said the T shirt wasn't Big. And then you said. I bet it's.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I thought you said. I thought you said it was. It was too big. Hey, yo, I thought I said it was too big. Obviously, I was calling myself fat. That's been the running fucking joke of the episode.

[Dave Portnoy]

Hashtag not a girl's girl.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, my God.

[Dave Portnoy]

I hate not a girl's girl. Hashtag fat shaming.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Hashtag I can fat shame myself.

[Dave Portnoy]

Hashtag Bri hates Gabby.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Hashtag Bri hates Gabby. She's a fat.

[Dave Portnoy]

Don't say that. Don't run with the joke.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No, I'm not saying. Talking about me. Oh.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, yeah. You gotta stop. You're digging yourself this hole right now, and it's just getting deeper and deeper, but the hole.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I'm the hole. I'm talking about myself.

[Dave Portnoy]

You're just digging this deep, deep ass hole, trying to fit in it, and it's not working.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I can't even fit in it. It's not big enough. Did you see the fucking lady on TikTok do blackface to a labubu?

[Dave Portnoy]

What?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Crazy. If you were to travel back in time and be like, you're getting canceled for doing blackface on a labu boo to someone, that wouldn't even sound real. Well, you didn't.

[Dave Portnoy]

First of all, if you went back in time far enough like, no one would even understand what. Those words wouldn't even.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

That's what I'm saying, though.

[Dave Portnoy]

They were like, what? But. Yeah, can we see a video? Can we roll this? Was it. Was it a.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

It's really bad, actually.

[Dave Portnoy]

Was it a white?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, Tommy's the boo boo. Tommy. Let's see what Tommy thinks about this. Yeah, come in. We're talking about the girl that did blackface on a laboboo. Oh, okay. Yeah, come on in. And she says, yo, what's up, little bro?

[Dave Portnoy]

Can you hear me? Can little bro hear me?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Can you hear.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yo, Little bro. Little bro. How you doing, man?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

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[Josh Richards]

Big bro.

[Dave Portnoy]

Low, bro.

[Josh Richards]

What's up, big bro?

[Dave Portnoy]

Dude, how are you doing? Two times in like, two times in, like three days. Dude, I've got to see you.

[Josh Richards]

I can't even see you. I just hear you. It's like the voice of God. But you are my God, big bro.

[Dave Portnoy]

Hey, bro, you know what? And you're my servant, okay?

[Josh Richards]

With like friend, but I'll take it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, you call me a God, dude. Yeah. Okay, you know what? I'll give you disciple.

[Josh Richards]

Okay, Deal. Except outing Thomas. Worshiping Thomas.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right, so let's get into a little labubu convert controversy. Wait, can. So did she customize this labo?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

She painted it black instead of zoom in a bit. Yeah, she customized it and people were freaking out because she, like, literally painted it black, not brown.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, I think. I mean, and the. I don't know if, like, painting your labubu such a big deal. I think the worst part is she said, I made a KSI Labubu. I think that's what the bad part is, right?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Because then she painted it black.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I mean, that's. You can't. You can't do that.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

A labubu?

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. What is that?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

It's like. What would you. How would you describe a labubu, Josh?

[Dave Portnoy]

I would describe it as, like, you know, like how silly bands were, like a crazy trend when we were in, like, elementary, right? Everyone had their silly bands. They were, like, trading. It's this big hype thing. Now. Take that. Put it into our timeline. But it's a doll. And we're in a place where people realize they can, like, overprice items because then they become hype. So they just made this little toy, and we're like. We're just gonna make this, like, a super overhyped item, you know, like the.

[Josh Richards]

Cause bears, like, function.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, no, it's just like a keychain. It's like a keychain little toy you can like, put on your, like, wallet or, like, Your belt loop or something?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

What do you think? The plural. We were just going over this. The plural of Labubu would be.

[Josh Richards]

Plural of Labu. Boo. Labu be.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Is that what. That's what the dictionary said, right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, it is. Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

That tracks.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I thought. I thought. Labubai.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Kind of like. Like, die, dice. You know what I'm saying?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Cactus, cacti, Labubai. Labubi, Labooby.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Right.

[Dave Portnoy]

But we can. You know what? Don't worry.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Doesn't matter.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm also a God that loves to hear from their disciples.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. And I'm a guy that. I'm a guy that loves to worship his God, so.

[Dave Portnoy]

And you know what? And I will take your notes. I'm not. I'm not a. I'm not a overbearing God.

[Josh Richards]

Not at all. You're just. And you're kind and you're sweet.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

You two. You two were FaceTiming this weekend?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, we were FaceTiming. Well, that's just what we do.

[Josh Richards]

They used it off your phone. I wasn't sure if he'd answer me, so I FaceTimed him. Off your phone and. Yeah, just got some advice for the ladies, and, you know, then. Then I met some ladies, so it worked.

[Dave Portnoy]

You got me big. Yeah. How did. How did. How. How did it go? I didn't get any updates, so I assume super well, like, you were busy.

[Josh Richards]

Met a girl Friday night. Took her back to the house. I went to pee. She fell asleep. You did? But then she fell asleep on the couch, so I made sure she got home safely. Saturday.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's a respectful Tommy.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. Saturday. Met a different girl. She don't want to be on camera, but, you know, we hung out a little bit and then sent her on our way. Actually.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Did you smooch?

[Josh Richards]

Did some smooch. Did some smooching.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Nice. Nice.

[Dave Portnoy]

She was cool. How do you rate the smooches?

[Josh Richards]

Good on my end.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wait, no notes. You did it.

[Josh Richards]

No, I'm saying, like, from my perspective. It was good. It was good.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. No notes.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. She was nice. She was cool. Maybe we'll. We'll see more ladies down there.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Your spider bite.

[Josh Richards]

So I don't know if it's a spider bite or a bruise. I think it might just be a bruise because there's no spider bite in the middle, but I am worried about it.

[Dave Portnoy]

You got to get that hand checked out, little bro.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Still has, yeah. Oh, my God.

[Dave Portnoy]

What did you.

[Josh Richards]

I thought it was. I think I might have just hit my hand when I was drunk.

[Dave Portnoy]

Couple.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

And he woke up and started freaking out at the shore and was like, have a spider bite. Have a spider bite. And he drew a line around it and took Benadryl.

[Josh Richards]

I mean, listen, it hasn't expanded, really, from the circle, but I think it might just be a bruise. Anyway.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Anyway. Phil, Josh in. Well, we. We have Tommy on to talk about the barstool beach house. What were your highlights? Want to fill Josh in a little bit about it?

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, I thought it was great. I thought, you know, personally, I had a fun time. There was good amount of drama. I mean, you know me, though, big bro. I stayed out of the drama. I know you just talking to chicks, getting some laughs, making sure the women in the house are protected. I guess that was sort of the.

[Dave Portnoy]

Big thing is, right.

[Josh Richards]

Really there for all the women whenever they needed anything hyped up or drink test strips or tampons. I always had them. But, yeah, Brie was in a controversy. Nikki Smokes and Annika, Danny and Jackie. I think it was overall as successful as the first week as you could have.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Really?

[Josh Richards]

Right.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, I think it was fun. I'm still, like, hungover.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. I was incredibly tired when I got home yesterday. I was like, why do I feel so foggy? I was like, probably because I drank for 72 straight hours.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot. But I think it was. I think it was good. Who's, like, who surprised you the most in the house?

[Josh Richards]

Maybe Katic. I didn't know that Katic had was. You know, I think going into it, like, Katie Canela had their little thing a couple months ago where I was like, oh, is that going to be weird? They were just partying together. Just good. Good vibes.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Good vibes. Yeah. He's the best. I think I would say probably Katic, too. I had no idea who he was going into the show, and then he came out the star of the show.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. I think him and Ella are like the. The party animals.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

They're crazy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

I don't have that extroverted side of me when I'm drunk.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, you get quiet.

[Josh Richards]

I just. I'm not a guy that's gonna rip his shirt off and do that type of stuff.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, you want. You want everyone to be able to, you know, get their time with the ladies and everything. Yeah, of course. You know, if you rip the shirt off, it's. It's. It's.

[Josh Richards]

It's game over. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Now I'll try.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Not.

[Dave Portnoy]

Quick way. Quick way to get everyone into Tommy's room.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. It's true.

[Dave Portnoy]

Life of.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Are you gonna take your shirt off on the boat on this weekend?

[Josh Richards]

We'll see. Maybe I'll get a swim shirt.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

America's sweetheart. Did we want to do BFFs corner with Tommy?

[Dave Portnoy]

For sure.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. It was like mostly beach house stuff, so I was hoping. Okay. All right. Well, we already talked about Josh's invitational. Oh, me? I'm going on special forces. I announced it this freaking week, guys. It was the craziest show I've ever done in my whole entire life. I don't know if either of you two would last more than a day.

[Josh Richards]

Well, I mean, I have some survival background.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I don't know about that, but I don't know.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I really don't. It was like you're.

[Dave Portnoy]

You're asking me if I'd last a day?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I don't know, Josh.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's a day. It's a day. I mean like I could do anything for a day.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Would you think you would last more than two days?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I would love to see you go on it. I honestly wish you were on it.

[Dave Portnoy]

My mental fortitude is incredibly strong and vast.

[Josh Richards]

Well, I think I can handle it.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

You think so?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Well, depends like how much of it is physical versus mental. Just endurance.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

All physical.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, never mind. I thought it was just like, like putting your body to like if it's like you physically have to. Like I did a survivor thing in Fiji. I like slept outside and like it was just mental fortitude of like you got to get through the rain at night. Sleeping outside, sleeping on bamboo. That I could do. If it's like I got to lift.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Something up, then no, it's all of that like the mental part. But like compared to the physicality, it like it's night and day. Physical shit was so. I don't even know how I made it.

[Josh Richards]

Do you allowed to say what the hardest thing was or.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No, I don't think I'm allowed to, but it was like, let's just say like you would. They would have you. You're wearing a 30 pound backpack the whole time in a full, in a full like military outfit. It's 120 degrees out in the Sahara desert and you're like hiking six miles up a mountain as fast as you can breaks and then you have to like also do drop and do 400 push ups and then you have to carry like chains up mountains. It was like everyone was throwing up.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, I couldn't do that. I retract immensely what I said.

[Dave Portnoy]

How did you make it to the end.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Can't say. Gonna have to watch.

[Dave Portnoy]

Can you. Can you say it? And then we just bleep it out and we'll make no reaction. Okay.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No reaction.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Good. That was. Yeah, that was your reaction? Yeah, I think I could do it.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

Do you get eliminated if you, like, fail a challenge or something?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

The only way you can leave the show is if you self withdraw. Voluntary withdraw.

[Josh Richards]

So, like, there's not. It doesn't have to be one winner.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No. You just have to make it to the end.

[Josh Richards]

Gotcha. How long is the full thing?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

10 days. Gotcha.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, yeah, that. That sounds like it's not for me.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's for anyone, but maybe Navy SEALs. Yeah, yeah. Insane. But, yeah, Watch out for that. That comes out September 25th on Fox and then on Hulu the next day. So stay tuned.

[Dave Portnoy]

Go watch it.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Go watch it. Then we have beach house. We have new couple alert. But that. I think Ella and Kadik are more of a couple than me and Katic.

[Josh Richards]

Like, I agree. I don't really view, honestly either as, like, a couple. Yeah, yeah, I think.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I think that like a duo.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, a duo. I think you're both just different duos, but I don't think it. I mean, I don't want to speak for either of you, but to me it seems more just like, oh, we just fucking love to party.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, yeah. Party. Duo. I don't think there's gonna be any relationships coming out of it.

[Dave Portnoy]

I was gonna ask that. Do you guys think there's any love that's gonna come out of the house?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

We already have a love. A literal love connection.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wait, you and Tommy?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, no, no, we're friends. We're just friends.

[Dave Portnoy]

Danny and Jack, disgusted. Oh, yeah.

[Josh Richards]

I don't know, Dan.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, Danny's a guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Jackie Nichols. She's here. KFC radio. They had this whole thing coming into it where it was like, you know, are they going to be a thing? And they kind of were a thing for. For the weekend, but we'll see. Long summer.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Wait, I guess there's a question for you. Why going into it, were people already speculating?

[Josh Richards]

I don't know. I think Danny kind of started joking about it when we were in Chicago for the dozen. I think he made a video like, oh, me and Jackie on the kiss cam. And I think people were just like, you know, they're both funny. Like, they're both nice. Like, I think they'd be good together. And it just sort of took On a life of its own.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Wow. Yeah. They were like a couple this weekend. Josh and then this guy Nikki Smokes tried to steal Jackie from Danny while they were like a couple the whole week.

[Josh Richards]

I will say in defense, I don't think he was trying to steal Jackie.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I don't think trying to cop a feel.

[Josh Richards]

He was, he was, he was over. He was over there too much. I'll say that like. Like you.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

You see.

[Josh Richards]

You see a couple vibe and you just got to let them be. You don't want to break them up. But I don't think he was like, I'm gonna fuck Jackie.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Do we have the clip that we could show Josh and get his opinion? So like.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, can we roll the clip?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

The two do the one of the two people sitting or can we just show the edit that Danny Conrad made? Yes, well, I'm playing it with APM music, so this Josh, it's with Not Like Us. This edit by Drake.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. Like, Danny and Jackie are clear, like their thing.

[Josh Richards]

Everyone knows that it's Danny and Jackie. Do you think, like, honestly in your heart that I was ever making a.

[Dave Portnoy]

Love jack in front of you?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I say daddy, turn around girl show me what you want to do. Throw it back like you try to make it hurt a bit I'll drop it down like you did it on an accident Ain't gotta take it twice you already know your dick make it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Move it's looking nice.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Shake and throw it like it's dice See me shining lots of ice she's on fire Candlelight cheeks keep clapping Crazy action. All these lights and cameras flashing. All her friends, she bought them it's her birthday. She came to get drunk. She came to have fun.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Someone crying? Was someone crying?

[Josh Richards]

Smokes? That was after night one.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

He had himself a weekend.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

But yeah, he. I mean, clearly he was touching. He was. He was. You know, you shouldn't have been that close to Jackie, but.

[Dave Portnoy]

So I don't. Why did Nikki Smokes take your name?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Can you guys explain to him the drama? Like how he was dating Anna? I don't think Josh knows who Nick even is.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't.

[Josh Richards]

He. He was going by that before he worked at Barstool. He said his friends were just calling Nicky Smokes. I don't know why.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

I know. I tried to ask why everyone goes by Smokes. I don't really.

[Josh Richards]

Well then Danny was like, if there's two smokes, I gotta fit in. If you can't beat them, join them.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Cuz now it's. Oh, Danny's. Danny smokes, too.

[Josh Richards]

He jokingly called himself that.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

So many smokes.

[Dave Portnoy]

Jeez, man.

[Josh Richards]

There's only one OC Though.

[Dave Portnoy]

You got disciples now.

[Josh Richards]

Smoke sets.

[Dave Portnoy]

What's up? What's up?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, I guess that was kind of all of the drama from the beach house. Right?

[Dave Portnoy]

So what is the goal of this beach house show?

[Josh Richards]

I don't know. For me, I think it's to, you know, show the real me. Be funny, be present, get people to like me and appreciate me and maybe meet the love of my life. I guess that's my goal.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. He wants to meet the love of his life.

[Dave Portnoy]

Is there, like, a winner?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

No. No.

[Dave Portnoy]

So it's just. Just a log, like, vlog content of you guys, kind of like in New Jersey.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

It's essentially just throwing everyone into the Jersey Shore, getting belligerent for three days. And obviously, Dave wants the most drama to come out of it as possible.

[Josh Richards]

It's essentially the Jersey Shore show, except instead of live clips.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

And it's barstool people.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. So that was my other thing. There's no, like. Does this get posted anywhere? Do you guys just go hang out for three days and make content around it?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

It's on all of the. So there's barstool beach accounts.

[Josh Richards]

Josh, I need you to lock in big bro.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

You.

[Dave Portnoy]

No one's. It's like. It's like, I just see clips of it, but there's no, like. There's no, like, episode that gets posted.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, I. I was seeing pretty much that exclusively. I was hyping up the girls they were serving. They were leaving no crumbs.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

He did bring us all whistles if we get in danger. Drink testing strips and tampons when we got to the house.

[Josh Richards]

And a Polaroid picture of Tommy.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, and a Polaroid. I took all those pictures for you.

[Dave Portnoy]

Nice.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. You are America's sweetheart. I wouldn't go against that, I guess. Yeah. So that's barstool beach house.

[Dave Portnoy]

Lovely. Well, get ready for this next weekend, everyone.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah, that's pretty much everything. That's all we got for BFFs corner. Tommy, what do you got? No, what do you got for BFFs? Mascot stuff.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, you guys were in. We got coming up next week. When does this air?

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Wednesday, the premiere.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, nice. So you'll be there.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

But Tuesday, August 19th, Lay Mascots season premiere. The TV show we made here.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

It's really funny. It's really good.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. Brie. You guys will be in an episode, so Check that out. Sort of Barstool's first scripted sitcom series. And who else is in it? It's you, me, feidalberg, Little Sassy, Nick, kb, Jackie's in it a bit. Megan Mitchell, comedian. I mean, they're have a bunch of people in it from Barstool, you guys included, like Marty, Ray. Everyone will, you know, have a little bit of a role. But I guess me, Nick and. Or me fights and sass are the main three in New York.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

The three best guys, I guess.

[Josh Richards]

America, sweetheart.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

America's sweetheart. So everybody make sure to check it out.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, check that out. Josh, you got to get in an episode one day.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I know. I'm kind of upset it didn't work out.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, you kind of canceled on us.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's my bad.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Is he not gonna film it? He's gonna film it.

[Josh Richards]

You're gonna film it. You'll be in there, big bro.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, just let me know.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, all right.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

We'll have him film it after this.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, I can't do that. I have a meeting. But.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Oh, we'll get him. We'll get him.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, maybe after the meeting. Actually, that probably doesn't work.

[Josh Richards]

I have to hang. We gotta get our camera people ready. We'll figure this out. We can have this conversation.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay? Okay.

[Josh Richards]

Another time. But everyone go watch lay mascots out of order YouTube Starting next week, Tuesday.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Okay?

[Dave Portnoy]

Beautiful.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

Boom. All right. Thanks, Tommy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Peace, brother.

[Josh Richards]

I didn't say bye to.

[Dave Portnoy]

I didn't.

[Josh Richards]

I forgot to say bye to Josh.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, it's okay. It's okay.

[Josh Richards]

Getting kicked out, Josh.

[Dave Portnoy]

No. You left me hanging a bit.

[Josh Richards]

Great talking as always, big bro. I love you.

[Dave Portnoy]

Love you too, Tommy.

[Josh Richards]

All right. See you break.

[Brianna Chickenfry]

All right.