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Josh Richards
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Dave Portnoy
Yes.
Josh Richards
I guess I kind of took it all, didn't I?
Dave Portnoy
Let's get into that. Let's go, Josh. I literally had the worst interaction top. Do you know when you just have awkward interactions with people?
Josh Richards
Yeah, of course.
Dave Portnoy
Okay, so I have this sweatshirt on, right? I didn't. I just like got it sent to me. Pr. It's like a Midol sweatshirt. Do you know what Midol is?
Josh Richards
No. Is it an oil company?
Dave Portnoy
No, it's a brand of pills that helps your cramps when you have your period.
Josh Richards
Okay, close, close, close.
Dave Portnoy
Very close. Very close. Almost.
Josh Richards
Yeah.
Dave Portnoy
So they sent me this sweatshirt and it says. I didn't really know what it says. I honestly just put it on. It says, my boobs hurt. And I was at the bodega and I was getting a smoothie and this girl comes up to me while she's staring at me. And like, in a way where it's like, I don't. You know when you can tell people are staring at you cause they like, want to say hi or take a picture? It wasn't in that way. It was in like a. I don't even Know what type of way? I didn't know if she was gonna kill me or if she was just preparing herself to say something. And she comes up to me, and she goes, my boobs hurt too. And I'm like, what? Cause I don't know what sweatshirt I'm wearing. And I'm like, okay, this is really fucking weird. I go, huh. She's like, we're synced up. I'm on my period, too. I'm not on my period. I just have the sweatshirt on. I was like, huh. Like, I am so lost. And then Boston starts barking at her because she can sense that I'm freaked out. And then the girl's like, your sweatshirt. And I still was like, what are you talking about? And I just had to walk out of the situation.
Josh Richards
So when did you figure it out?
Dave Portnoy
When I left outside. And I looked down at my sweatshirt, but I can't even read it upside down. Like, I didn't even know what it said. I was so confused. And I just want to say to that girl, if you ever see this, I'm sorry. That was really awkward and the most uncomfortable that was on me.
Josh Richards
She was just trying to start her day with a connecting moment.
Dave Portnoy
I know.
Josh Richards
And kind of just butchered that.
Dave Portnoy
I know, but imagine someone coming up to you being like, my boobs hurt, too. And you have no idea what sweatshirt you have.
Josh Richards
You got to be aware. You got to be aware of what you're wearing.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I guess so.
Josh Richards
I guess I got to be aware.
Dave Portnoy
Thanks for the sweatshirt, my doll.
Josh Richards
That's that. Same thing has happened to me when I've worn your sweatshirt, actually.
Dave Portnoy
What did it say?
Josh Richards
The how lucky are we? Like, people been like, wouldn't you say we're just the luckiest? And I was like, yeah. And they're like, I mean, life is just good. Like, how lucky are we? I'm like, I guess pretty lucky. Like, we live a pretty good life. Yeah. Yeah, we're lucky. And they just kept going with it. And I was sitting there like, okay, what the fuck is going on? Like, what are we doing, like, confirmations or something right now? And then they eventually were like, the back of your hoodie, dude. And I was like, oh, forgot.
Dave Portnoy
Well, that one's on the back, so that one's hard. But that's kind of a beautiful conversation. It's like, you know what? Yeah, we. We got our pretty lucky.
Josh Richards
Well, there's something beautiful about, you know, two people talking about how their. Their boobs hurt. Yeah, I wish in a sinking of. A sinking of Cycles.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. I wish I was synced up with my sister in the bodega, but I wasn't. And I was confused and it was early, and I apologize to her, but.
Josh Richards
You know, she wasn't. She wasn't one of your synced sisters.
Dave Portnoy
No, we weren't synced. Not today, sister.
Josh Richards
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Dave Portnoy
There's another sister in the headline. It's our first headline.
Josh Richards
All right.
Dave Portnoy
Actually, there's one before, but it's like, whatever. Bill Belichick and Jordan are engaged.
Josh Richards
Oh, congratulations.
Dave Portnoy
Do you think he'll be invited to the wedding?
Josh Richards
No, I don't know either of them. Why would I get invited to that?
Dave Portnoy
I don't know. I feel like they might want to make it young and hip, have some tiktokers there.
Josh Richards
Hey, if they want someone to go, like, you know, cover the event, I got it.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. Okay. Josh Richards wants to be invited to your wedding. Jordan and Bill, please.
Josh Richards
I'll. I'll livestream the wedding if that's what they want.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, they probably definitely want that.
Josh Richards
Seems like it would be a weird thing to want, but I'll do it.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, he'll do it. No problem. Good for them, I guess, if they're happy.
Josh Richards
Seven years Love. Love is love.
Dave Portnoy
Have you seen Kayla's response? This is the biggest thing ever. I mean, every single video she makes gets like 13 million, like, likes views.
Josh Richards
That's a pretty good. Pretty good engagement rate.
Dave Portnoy
I mean, it's crazy. Like, the whole. I feel like the whole world is invested in this story. I feel like the response was, here we. I guess we could just go through it for people that don't know. So Kayla finally responded to James's video. He posted his video literally like, one hour after the court case hearing, like, was public. And in the video, she says that she and James are not close friends, but they're acquaintances. And when Kayla became public dating Evan, James DM'd her, responding to videos of her and Evan saying, girl, he's so hot. Kayla said the only time they would ever text it was about how hot Evan was and James was initiating it. So James was at a birthday party that Kayla and Evan were at, and Kayla introduced them. She said that Evan and James talked for a Long time. And Evan told her that James kept telling him that he. He was the hottest guy there. Two months later, James replied to a video of her and Evan in Hawaii together and said, omg, he's so beautiful. And those are the only dms in the past year that she would get from James. So when Kayla and Evan were in Hawaii, James was DMing Evan on Instagram. Evan sent a picture to James and said, you should come to Hawaii with. Hawaii with us. And James responded with a selfie saying, why should I come? So Kayla felt like that was weird. Like you would only say that you want to. Like, why should I come? If you're flirting because you want him to be like, so we could.
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's. That is a lead on text.
Dave Portnoy
100%. Like, why should I come?
Josh Richards
No doubt.
Dave Portnoy
Finger, mouth.
Josh Richards
Yeah. Then Kayla says, pick me. Response.
Dave Portnoy
Yes. Yeah, why should I come? Like, do I look good in this dress? Kayla says that was the first time that she was super weirded out at the situation. So then two weeks later, Evan and Kayla were broken up. James texted Kayla asking if her and Evan were be in a commercial for his makeup brand. Kayla responded saying, Evan actually broke up. Her and Evan actually broke up. And the first thing that James responded back was, can I have him now? Just kidding. What happened? That's crazy. Can I have him now? When you just tell your friend we broke up, can I have him now?
Josh Richards
Oh, that's so weird.
Dave Portnoy
And she said to him, we broke up last night. I just saw your story. It was crashing out. Tune in for the 30 part series of who the did I Marry? And he said, I. What happened? Can I have him now? She said, imagine the worst things a human can do to you. It would take hours to text it, but you'll see the series soon because what the fuck? But thank you so much. So she literally said, like, imagine the worst things a human being could do. And then she used. Kayla also used the word abuse in the text to James. She did not go into depth with him, but she did insinuate that Evan was abusing her. So the day before Kayla went live about Evan, she had her final call with Evan. In the beginning of the phone call, Evan said, are you going to make a 30 part series series? And the only person that Kayla told that to was James in those texts. So immediately after Kayla had texted James, like, I was abused by this guy. I'm making a 30 part series. James ran to Evan and told him that. And then a few weeks later, a video went public from the Be better exposing that James did have Evan at his house. And James frantically texted Kayla because she asked if Evan was at his house, and he lied and said that he wasn't. And so he was, like, homing Evan after he knew everything, and then he freaked out and was like, I just didn't. I want to explain it to you. Like, we need to talk. So the only response from James with him posting all the texts with Evan was, I lied to you. I shouldn't have. I felt guilty for weeks, but I didn't know how to tell you, and I owe you the truth. So just, like, a little too late. And then James posted this story. I watched Kayla's videos last night, and I'm grateful that she did not feed into the lies that she was told by Zach while also expressing how I upset her. I said in my original video, and I'll say it again, Kayla, I'm sorry that I ever involved with this compulsive liar, and I'm even more sorry that my involvement hurt you. She said in her video that she wasn't sure which stories from Evan were true. And there seems to be some confusion about my involvement before their breakup. I want to make it clear absolutely did not pursue Evan or have a secret plot to take him from Kayla. Boy, shut up. You were dming. He's so sexy. I want to come to Hawaii and ride that ass.
Josh Richards
Like, can I have him now?
Dave Portnoy
Like, what?
Josh Richards
Yeah. What a. What a liar. Just a pathological liar. If people don't see it, they're dumb.
Dave Portnoy
Like, that is so, like, so crazy. That's like you. You and Gabby. Or Gabby texting me and being like, actually, we're friends, so not really. But, like, that's like my girlfriend breaking up with her boyfriend and being like, yeah, we broke up. And me saying, can I have him now?
Josh Richards
That is weird as fuck.
Dave Portnoy
Like, that is the most diabolical, craziest thing ever. I just can't. And if people are still on James's side after that, it's just like.
Josh Richards
Like I said last time, Team Kayla staying on that team.
Dave Portnoy
Well, yeah, anyone is.
Josh Richards
Will always have my opinion until Kayla tells me to think otherwise. Once. Once she goes, hey, this is what happened, I'd go, yep, all right. That's what happened.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, well, she told us. She was like, fudge James. I don't want. Like, the fact that he could do that as a friend is just. It's just fucked up.
Josh Richards
Yep.
Dave Portnoy
So. But I don't think anyone we ride for there is Team James. And if they are what the.
Josh Richards
Lock them up too. Lock them all up?
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, put them all. They all need to go to therapy or something.
Josh Richards
Ship them to an island. Start a new Australia.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. Where would it be? Make an island for them. Ah, that sounds bad.
Josh Richards
No, we can't, like, it can't be like a nice island.
Dave Portnoy
No, it has. Yeah, it would have to be somewhere like it. Put them in Antarctica.
Josh Richards
Yeah, there we go then. They can't take no thought photos either. They'd be in the cold.
Dave Portnoy
They'd freeze if they love thought photos in the cold.
Josh Richards
Damn it.
Dave Portnoy
You know what I mean? The bikini pics.
Josh Richards
Those don't get cold. Those don't get cold. They really don't.
Dave Portnoy
Well, let's. Let's. Okay. Do you have, like. Do you think that James is gonna kind of do what Anna Paul is doing and just continue to post through all of this? Do you think, like, he's gonna actually finally be canceled? Is he? Let's look. Is he, like, posting stuff?
Josh Richards
Nothing stopped him before. He just does a classic little, oh, let me take a break.
Dave Portnoy
And then comes back with, like, break.
Josh Richards
And then just comes back like nothing happened.
Dave Portnoy
Makeup. Let's see. What's the last thing he posted? I think the last thing. Yeah, the last thing he posted was his, like, apology video or whatever, I guess. Or saying that he. He doesn't support Evan Johnson.
Josh Richards
Yeah, the well scripted apology video.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. That was like, perfectly perfect with not one. Like, there was not even an error in it at all.
Josh Richards
Yeah, baloney.
Dave Portnoy
Baloney. We're calling baloney. But I'm very curious to see if he posts through this or what happens. But I also keep seeing. Seeing people being like, he's uncancellable.
Josh Richards
Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I guess it depends what you classify as, like, canceled.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, true. But I guess, like, I don't think. I don't see brands wanting to work with him after this. So, like, he's just gonna have to.
Josh Richards
Be just like monetization on every other platform. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dave Portnoy
I guess we'll see.
Josh Richards
I guess we will.
Dave Portnoy
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Josh Richards
Ah. I mean, you were kind of the token bad luck charm.
Dave Portnoy
I really. It was. And I. I'm just a very superstitious person. Like I used to be super superstitious when I like did competitions in high school and in basketball. And it followed. It followed a fucking A pattern. When I watched the games they lost. When I went to the game, Jayson Tatum tore his fucking Achilles. And when I didn't watch, it was a blowout. And they did great. And I watched for two seconds at this last game because someone put it on in the bus. Fucking they were done lost. And I wore jersey. Fuck me, man. I'm blaming it on me. It's not the Celtics fault.
Josh Richards
Yeah, I put the blame on you as well. I think all of Boston should probably put the blame.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, the whole city blame me, man. It's my fault.
Josh Richards
Yeah, just the whole city right against you.
Dave Portnoy
Oh my God. The whole city. My city against me because it was my fault. Josh. When I was wearing. I was wearing a Celtics jersey when the Knicks won and I was in Nashville and I had to like walk through and it was all New York people. Like at this event, I felt. And have you watched Game of Thrones? No. You haven't?
Josh Richards
No, I haven't. No, I haven't.
Dave Portnoy
The CRC shame walk. I felt like that like people like people from. They were up on a bridge, were just screaming, fuck Boston. Fuck the Celtics. Jason Tatum's a pussy. I've never felt more violated in my life.
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. New York goes crazy. I think I saw a video of, like, the streets of just New York, people just yelling.
Dave Portnoy
It was kind of sick.
Josh Richards
I like. I like a city that rides for their team.
Dave Portnoy
Me too.
Josh Richards
That's fun. You see Timmy, see a city, get behind it. It's pretty great. Yeah. That man is Nick's through and through.
Dave Portnoy
He's a king of New York.
Josh Richards
I fear he might. He. He may be the king of New York.
Dave Portnoy
He's literally out the window of his car, people putting him in a headlock. He's like, Nick. So let's go. He's awesome.
Josh Richards
Yeah, it's. It's wild. It's wild.
Dave Portnoy
Do you think he's the most loved white boy right now? Besides you, of course.
Josh Richards
No, I'll give it to Timmy. I'll give it to Timmy. I think he's got to be the most loved white boy.
Dave Portnoy
You passing the torch.
Josh Richards
Who. Who's getting. Who's getting more love as a white boy than Timmy?
Dave Portnoy
That's what I mean. I can't even think of another white boy being loved like Timmy. Try to think who's another white. Oh, I'm like, actor or just in general white boy?
Josh Richards
I think just in general white boy.
Dave Portnoy
It's Timmy. It's Timmy or nothing. I can't even think of one. Jake, Shane.
Josh Richards
Yeah, Jake, Shane or Timmy.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, role model. But, like, it's not this. It's not to the same level.
Josh Richards
Is on a different level than both of them.
Dave Portnoy
He's the most A list celebrity right now, I think.
Josh Richards
Man. I think it's him. I think. I can't put it. I can't think of one that I put higher.
Dave Portnoy
Me either. And also, did you see Dave, like, talking to him?
Josh Richards
No.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. There's a picture of them, like, sitting and talking, and I need to know what they talked about so bad.
Josh Richards
Yeah. What is Dave talking to Timothee Chalamet about?
Dave Portnoy
I don't know, but it's kind of funny. Like, Dave's the biggest Celtics fan and he's the biggest Knicks fan, and I'm like, maybe they just got along over that. They just love basketball.
Josh Richards
Or they just weren't beefing each other. They were just beefing each other about the team.
Dave Portnoy
They were talking each other.
Josh Richards
That would have been something.
Dave Portnoy
That would have been crazy. Holy. Dude, did you see the Mexican naval ship crash into the Brooklyn Bridge?
Josh Richards
Yeah. That was terrible.
Dave Portnoy
Awful.
Josh Richards
First of all, how do they not know the height requirement for that bridge, like, how do they not know? The ship doesn't know. So was like the sea level higher unexpectedly, like what was going on there?
Dave Portnoy
No, there was. There was an engine failure. To what? I know that there was an engine failure and they like physically couldn't stop it. So it wasn't like they were trying to go under the bridge because even if they were, they would go through the middle because that's the highest point of the bridge.
Josh Richards
So they were going through like the side.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, they essentially just crashed. Like they couldn't stop the boat and there were people.
Josh Richards
So why, if they knew there was an engine failure, like were they working to get the people down off the mass.
Dave Portnoy
I think it happened all so fast and they were already up there and it. They couldn't. Awful. I didn't. When I first watched it, I didn't realize there were people at the top of it.
Josh Richards
I mean, you see them falling off.
Dave Portnoy
It's horrible.
Josh Richards
Yeah, it's. It's a really sad situation.
Dave Portnoy
And all the people on the bridge, like imagine if it. The bridge went down.
Josh Richards
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, the bridge gotta be built pretty strong so that like a, like a mast isn't gonna take it out. But still it, it was just. It was just crazy to see people falling from the top of that ship. I. Yeah, it was. It was a wild video. It was a wild video.
Dave Portnoy
And. And the craziest part is like there's 10,000 videos from every different angle of these people falling off.
Josh Richards
Yeah.
Dave Portnoy
Awful.
Josh Richards
So many people there like just seeing what's going on and taking a video. I mean. Yeah. I just hope all the people like obviously prayers out to the families of the two people that passed away.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. Awful. So sad.
Josh Richards
And then I just hope everyone makes. Makes a full recovery or, or at least, you know, is able to get better. Cuz I think it was like what, like 20, 20 something injured as well.
Dave Portnoy
Critically injured.
Josh Richards
Yeah. Yeah, that's. That's really tough.
Dave Portnoy
Prayers up to everyone. That was awful. Sorry that the video is plastered everywhere. Dave is being banned from the wnba.
Josh Richards
Yeah, I don't. What? What is it? What do you mean? What does that mean? Is this like a petition going around?
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, there's a petition on change.org to WNBA games. The petition is now closed and has 1029 supporters.
Josh Richards
Oh, that's like not even close to as many as I thought they were going to be. Come on guys, get some more signees. What are you doing?
Dave Portnoy
I'm sure you could have got a lot more People to sign that.
Josh Richards
You could have got so many more people. What? Do you guys want to take this seriously or not?
Dave Portnoy
I know.
Josh Richards
Do you want them Bane at the games? This is fuel in the fire now. All that does is just give him a little bit of fuel. With what, a thousand signature?
Dave Portnoy
I know also. Well, it was crazy. So did you see like the. The Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese shit?
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like their little beef at the game.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, their little beef, like the one sided beef, which is kind of crazy. But they. They edited a video of Dave. Like Dave is clapping and like just like talking like as he does.
Josh Richards
Yeah.
Dave Portnoy
Watches all sports. And they edited like ice monkey sounds over it and wrote Dave Portnoy chanting monkey sounds and like fever fans chanting monkey sounds at Angel Reese. It's like if any person that like has a brain watches the video and they. You can hear the sound switch and like change. So it's obviously fake, but I think that's why the. The petition started.
Josh Richards
Yeah, that's just stupid people doing stupid shit then.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. Just so crazy. And also Dave brings so much, I don't know, I feel like viewership to women's sports.
Josh Richards
I mean, he's definitely been somebody that's been a true fan of the WNBA since, you know, it started to get attention like. And he's been somebody that's been like promoting the wnba. So he's just. I don't know. I don't know why you'd want to take away a big fan, but he's also obviously not gonna do something like that.
Dave Portnoy
Oh my God, obviously not. And the man wore full uniform to the game.
Josh Richards
Yeah. It looked like he was about to like fill up their water bottles or something. It looks like he was like the water boy.
Dave Portnoy
There was a video of him on the sideline in the. In full uniform.
Josh Richards
I think I saw this video.
Dave Portnoy
The comments were crazy. Yeah, they were like, why? And some people don't know it's Dave and they're like, why is this grown man fully dressed to play dressed?
Josh Richards
Yeah.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, it's really good. It was golden. But yeah, Dave is. Dave is not going to be banned. He just won like $300,000 bet on Caitlin Clark.
Josh Richards
Yeah. Yeah, the triple double. It was. It's pretty insane.
Dave Portnoy
Pretty crazy. What do we. We got next? Judge strikes down Justin Baldoni claim to Blake Lively tried to extort Taylor Swift. So Justin Baldoni's team is ongoing case against Blake Lively submitted a letter claiming that Lively's lawyers demanded Taylor Swift to release a statement of support for Blake. The Judge on the case granted Lively's request to strike the letter from the case, calling it irrelevant to any issue before the court, and claimed all the letter was attempting to do was to change public opinion. All right. I mean, she never did a public announcement for support, so I don't know if they're still buddies.
Josh Richards
Yeah, well, no, this was. Wait, I'm confused. Was Justin Baldoni the one that tried to submit a letter from Taylor Swift, or was it Blake Lively?
Dave Portnoy
He, like, he submitted a claim that Blake Lively submit or asked Taylor Swift's team to do public support letter online, but they dismissed that from the court case because they were like, this is irrelevant. They were just trying to change public opinion. So Blake asked Taylor to say, like, a statement of support, and Taylor did it.
Josh Richards
Yeah, fair enough. Okay.
Dave Portnoy
That should be enough for the judge to be like, bestie ain't even on her side.
Josh Richards
I mean, it just. It just brings you into whole world of, you know, craziness. And if you're Taylor Swift, why do that?
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. Not a good look for. For T. Swift.
Josh Richards
No, no. And it's not really something that involves her.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, it would. Yeah. Why would. Yeah, it is just.
Josh Richards
It's just a letter to make like, oh, then Taylor Swift fans are going to be like, okay, we, like, like, you know what I mean? Like, there's no. There's no win for. For Taylor, like, point in doing that. Really.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. It's like, why involve yourself?
Josh Richards
Yeah. Yup. No JB, though, he sold his music catalog for 200 mil. I remember seeing that headline, like, what was it like three years ago, four years ago when he sold his music catalog? And I thought to myself, like, because there was a couple people that sold it around that time as well. And I was just thinking, 200 mil for Justin Bieb.
Dave Portnoy
I know the songs, like, should have been so much higher, but now I guess it all makes sense.
Josh Richards
I was thinking, like, at least. At least 500. At least 500 million.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah.
Josh Richards
I guess it's because he was in debt. I don't know.
Dave Portnoy
I. Man, he. He was really going through it.
Josh Richards
Here's the thing, though. That guy can, like, in a second, if he wants to go and make, like, actually a billion dollars.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. If he wanted to, 100 or at.
Josh Richards
Least like 500 mil. Like, if he just went like, okay, I'm gonna go do an eras tour.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, easy.
Josh Richards
$500 million.
Dave Portnoy
Or if just started going to like, like perform for people's weddings like those rich, like Rihanna did for like 10 mil.
Josh Richards
10 mil? Show up fees.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah.
Josh Richards
Appearance fees. It just starts, hey, people would probably pay for it.
Dave Portnoy
That's what I mean.
Josh Richards
Would definitely pay for it.
Dave Portnoy
Or if he just, like, did. He could do, if he wanted to, just as many brand deals as he could in one year, probably make a billion dollars.
Josh Richards
I don't think that much, but I think, you know, I don't know, do some brand deals and make like 40 million.
Dave Portnoy
But if he did one every day and he just did it for the most highest price, he wouldn't.
Josh Richards
He wouldn't be getting brand deals anymore. If he did one every day, people would be like, okay, something is going really, really wrong.
Dave Portnoy
This man needs money. He needs so much money.
Josh Richards
What is happening, dude? Did you see? He just should do an aerostore.
Dave Portnoy
It's not on here because he just posted it, but this is kind of crazy. So he. He just posted Haley is on the COVID of Vogue. And he posted on Instagram. And this is the caption. He posted the picture of Haley on Vogue. Yo, this reminds me. When Haley and I got into a huge fight, I told Hales that she would never be on the COVID of Vogue. Yikes. I know. So mean. For some reason, because I felt so disrespected, I thought I got to get even. I think we've matured. We realize we're not helping anything by getting even. What the hell, Jay? That is such a me. Like, why would you admit that online? And you know that that's gonna give more to the. To like the fire and the fuel of that. You hate your wife and you know that that's the only thing online. I'm like, I just want to zip his mouth for a second and let Queen Haley enjoy her moment. Because now this is going to be the discourse of the COVID No one's even going to talk about the COVID It's going to be like, your husband said that you would never be on.
Josh Richards
It, away from her moment. I see that. I see that.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, and also, I don't if your husband talks to you like that, though, like, I would never say that to anyone. Would you ever say that to Gabby's.
Josh Richards
Trying to be vulnerable and. And. And grow as a man?
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, sure.
Josh Richards
Spin it in a positive, like, cuz I love jb.
Dave Portnoy
I love him to death. He's being honest. I get it. And he probably doesn't talk that way anymore if he's saying that online. But that's his conversation with your therapist, not the millions of people that already destroy your relationship and your wife on the. On the. Every day.
Josh Richards
Could I take Like a two minute bathroom break. I gotta go to the bathroom so bad.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, you're taking a crap.
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Dave Portnoy
Perfect. What were we talking about? Justin Bieber.
Josh Richards
Yeah. Jb.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I guess, just. What the fuck, Jay? Come on. Come on, J. Biebs.
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's a. Maybe that's a private thing. Maybe that's a private thing. You share it with like, therapist.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. And congrats. The cover's beautiful.
Josh Richards
And cover is beautiful. You know what else I saw talking about celebrities and, and pictures was Jennifer Lopez is getting sued by paparazzi, I believe.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah.
Josh Richards
I think that posting her own photo. Is that on the sheet?
Dave Portnoy
I think it's on it. Let's talk about it.
Josh Richards
Yeah, because that, that has happened to me before as well.
Dave Portnoy
Wait, really?
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I posted like a picture that paparazzi took and then pretty much I think that they were like threatening to sue me if I didn't like, take it down or like buy the. Buy the rights of the photo and whatnot. And to me, I guess I understand because you took the photo, but like.
Dave Portnoy
Was it in a.
Josh Richards
It's me, dog, it's me.
Dave Portnoy
It's literally.
Josh Richards
I didn't ask you to come take the photo. You took it. It's of me. It's my name, image and likeness. Like, how in the hell am I not allowed to post a photo of myself?
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, that's actually bizarre when you think about it. And as if what you were probably in public, right? Yeah. So it's like, what the fuck? They just own the picture of you.
Josh Richards
Yeah, that's what I was saying too. And their logo was like in the bottom of the photo. I was like, bro, I'm pretty much giving you a shout out.
Dave Portnoy
I gave you credit, dude, I tagged you.
Josh Richards
I mentioned you got credit. It's right there. It's right there. It's in the bottom.
Dave Portnoy
What? Yeah, it says that she's being sued for copyright infringement from paparazzi, claiming she used photos of herself on Instagram and Twitter for self promotion promoting her fashion affiliations and brand partnerships. And she's being sued for 150k per photo. That's fucked up.
Josh Richards
I just don't. That just don't seem right to me. No, I just me personally, I don't know. I don't know what the, the general public thinks, but to me that's weird.
Dave Portnoy
That's a picture. It's you. It's you. It doesn't make any sense.
Josh Richards
It's me, dog. What the hell?
Dave Portnoy
Damn. J. Lop she. I hope she wins the case.
Josh Richards
Yeah, beat the case.
Dave Portnoy
Beat the case. J. Lo, Kris Jenner has a new face.
Josh Richards
Whoa.
Dave Portnoy
The Internet's going crazy over her.
Josh Richards
How is that? How do you do that?
Dave Portnoy
She looks exactly like Kendall. That you crazy 60.
Josh Richards
I don't understand how that's even possible.
Dave Portnoy
So here's what they do. They do, they chop you open right here like all right here. They chop you open all down here like behind your ears. They chop your neck and they pull it up and they sew it back into the muscle. It's a facelift. And she definitely got a full facelift in a neck lift because I mean she looks like her daughter.
Josh Richards
That's crazy. Like so like what is the long term effects of that anything or do you just like kind of lose muscle function?
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, like you lose the elasticity and you'll be like a little like you can tell when someone like you'll kind.
Josh Richards
Of just always like wide eye. It's.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. And it like makes your lip like so you're kind of just like this. And you probably laugh like damn. But I mean not if you have a Kris Jenner doctor though. Like she's probably.
Josh Richards
That's what I'm thinking too. And a. She looks good.
Dave Portnoy
She looks phenomenal.
Josh Richards
I got to say. She has good hair. She has great hair for a 69 year old woman.
Dave Portnoy
You like her new little short bob?
Josh Richards
I just think like it looks very full, you know. Usually when you're a 69 year old woman, like your hair starts thin.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah.
Josh Richards
It's just how. Usually what happens. Right. I mean, it happens to everyone. It happens to men, it happens to women.
Dave Portnoy
As you age, your hair, her hair is. Hers is thick as. You know what's probably some extensions in there, though.
Josh Richards
You think they're a little bit of short extensions?
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, for sure.
Josh Richards
All right.
Dave Portnoy
I think so. But she does. She looks great and she looks very professional in that suit and tie of hers.
Josh Richards
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Dave Portnoy
Do you know this? Do you know this guy?
Josh Richards
Yeah. This is crazy.
Dave Portnoy
You take it away, then. I don't know anything about.
Josh Richards
Yeah, outdoor boys are ending. It's a sad time to see one of the. One of the. You could say one of the goats. You could say one of the good ones. You know, I think that's really what it is. It's one of the good ones that are stepping away from social media and you never want that. But I guess often the bad ones don't really step away, right? Yeah. But, yeah, they had like 15 mil subs. They announced the main guy, the dad, he announced he's retiring because fame was just getting to be a little bit too much like him and his family can have a normal life. You got to respect it. You got to respect it. Because I don't think people realize who they may. But like, I don't know how if a lot of people realize, like what he's stepping away from to go and just be like, I just want to live a normal life with my family. Like, you're talking about probably $200,000 a video he's stepping away from. Yeah, he was getting 10 million views a video. There's no way his CPM is it sitting at the highest point. There's no cussing. It's all like, you know, nature travel. Like, this guy was probably making bank printing cash and steps away to just be with his boys, be with, you know, be with his family, be with his wife. And to me, that's.
Dave Portnoy
That's honorable.
Josh Richards
Super impressive. Yeah. So honorable. That's just, you know, a dad looking out for his family, which is his number one role. It's not to make YouTube videos. It's to be a dad. And he goes, hey, this isn't letting me be that. So I'm gonna go and just focus on the family. Respect. Respect.
Dave Portnoy
I saw everyone freaking out about this, so I, I watched the goodbye video. I didn't really understand it, but he seems so sweet and lovely.
Josh Richards
Oh, you got, you got. If you're ever in, like, a mood where you're just like, I need, like, something to cheer me up or I need something just to give me good vibes, go watch one of his videos. They're awesome.
Dave Portnoy
Man, I wish I. I wish I found out who he was before he left.
Josh Richards
Yeah.
Dave Portnoy
But I guess I have the years of content to watch.
Josh Richards
Yeah. You got so much time to catch up.
Dave Portnoy
Okay, good, good. I'll watch it all.
Josh Richards
And I believe he's posting banked videos until the end of 2025. Okay, like, he's done, but he's posting, like, banked up videos. That's so considered this year. And then he's done to announce he's even looking out for the people.
Dave Portnoy
Hi, Bobby.
Josh Richards
Yeah, just a legend. Just a legend. You'll have to see people like that win.
Dave Portnoy
Wow. Love him. And another good guy coming right up. Harry Styles. He took a photo of a random couple that he met who were fans of his, and then DM to the fans of the picture on Instagram as prom, as promised. Hope you guys had a great trip.
Josh Richards
H that's so. Imagine walking down the street like with your girl, and you're just. And you kind of just like, look for the closest person and be like, hey, can you take a photo? And then it's Harry Styles.
Dave Portnoy
Harry Styles. And then they. He DMS you the fucking picture because such a good guy with a big heart.
Josh Richards
Damn, this is what a good girlfriend. Not being like, actually, honey, you take the photo. Me and Harry are good to get this photo together right now.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I probably done that.
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah. Hey, and how can you blame him? How could you blame him?
Dave Portnoy
It's Harry Styles. I've been thinking a lot about Harry lately. I feel like, really?
Josh Richards
I wonder if he's ever thought about you.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I was thinking about it because I'm so sad. He was my favorite. And I feel like he's at the point where he did all the touring, he made all the incredible music, and I feel like he's just slipped away into living his best life, running marathons, being rich, being Harry. Do you think he's ever gonna come back?
Josh Richards
I think so. I do think so. You see it sometimes our artists just want to take, like a little break. You know, he did so much touring, came out with great music. Like, maybe he just needs to have, like a creative re centering and he's just like, okay, let me live life a little bit so I can write some music about some new stuff. You got to live life to write Music. You got to experience things.
Dave Portnoy
But I feel like he's just having so much fun. He's like, why don't I want to go back to being famous, maybe?
Josh Richards
I mean, he's still, like, super or.
Dave Portnoy
Like, in the spotlight. I mean, like, everyone talking about me.
Josh Richards
Yeah, I see what you mean. I see what you mean. Yeah. No, I hope he does. I hope he does.
Dave Portnoy
Please, Harry, please. Just one more tour. One more tour. Maybe you could do a show with Miley Cyrus. I don't know. I know that probably would never happen, but that would be really cool.
Josh Richards
Yeah.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. Please. We already talked about JLO being sued. Josh being sued. So you're pretty much JLO level, huh?
Josh Richards
No, I wouldn't say that even close. But. But we relate to each other.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. On a lot of things, huh?
Josh Richards
Yep.
Dave Portnoy
We got hot takes.
Josh Richards
Let's rip them.
Dave Portnoy
Okay, first one, Morgan Wallen and Tate McCray, 8.
Josh Richards
I don't even know what that means.
Dave Portnoy
Tate McCray featured on one of Morgan Wallen's songs on his new album. It's actually. Actually good.
Josh Richards
All right. I believe it.
Dave Portnoy
I love it. What do we got next?
Josh Richards
Influencers are actually more a list than normal celebrities, and I like that they go to events.
Dave Portnoy
I will say I just did. Name Jake Shane, the most famous. I think that there's.
Josh Richards
There's. I think we're at a point now where there are specific influencers that are reaching a list almost.
Dave Portnoy
I agree. Yeah.
Josh Richards
I wouldn't say all influencers are a list, though.
Dave Portnoy
No. But there's definitely some. Like.
Josh Richards
Like, no one. No one in the. It's just, like, almost impossible for someone in the creator community to touch, like, Tom Cruise or, like a Brad Pitt. You know what I'm saying? Like, they've just been so solidified for so many years as, like, the highest level of a list. Movie action star like kaisenet or like Mr. Beast, to me, are like, the two biggest people in social media.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, for sure.
Josh Richards
And do you think if you went around the world and you asked, do you know Kaisenet, do you know who Brad Pitt is? Or do you know who Tom Cruise is? Who's getting more. I. I think it's still got to be a Tom Cruiser.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, but definitely depending on the demographic.
Josh Richards
Like, if you ask kids, I think kids still watch. Kids aren't watching, like, Mission Impossible?
Dave Portnoy
I don't think so.
Josh Richards
You don't think kids watch Mission Impossible?
Dave Portnoy
I think they were more likely to watch a streamer.
Josh Richards
I'm not saying that they don't watch the streamer. But I just think like how Many, how many 50 year olds are watching Kaiser Net?
Dave Portnoy
I don't know. That's a good question.
Josh Richards
We should ask like my parents don't know who Kai Sinette is. You know what, I know like a lot, definitely know who Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise is and everyone their age does. So like everyone that is like 60 years old and younger, they got a good chance of knowing who. I would say like Tom Cruise is the bigger one. But like Tom Cruise.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah. And I guess like it's not Cruise. I don't know if there's.
Josh Richards
Do you think an artist, like musicians.
Dave Portnoy
Who'S in like a household name yet?
Josh Richards
Yeah, Mr. Beast.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, I guess, yeah, I guess I don't think of him as an influencer. But he is.
Josh Richards
Yeah, that's exactly what he is.
Dave Portnoy
Is he?
Josh Richards
Or yeah.
Dave Portnoy
Would you call him a YouTuber?
Josh Richards
That's an influencer.
Dave Portnoy
You think so? When I think of influencer, like what?
Josh Richards
So your influencer isn't just held to like Tik Tok.
Dave Portnoy
No, I know, I know, but would you like consider yourself an influencer?
Josh Richards
Yeah, this, that's like what I do. I do social media. There's other things that I do. But like you would still, like general public would know me as an influencer.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I guess. I don't know but when I think of influencer, I just think of someone that's like trying to make people buy products.
Josh Richards
No, I think it's just like the.
Dave Portnoy
Term for like I think Alex Earl influencer. When I think Jake Shane, I don't know what I think of him. Like I don't know. Celebrity.
Josh Richards
Yeah, but I think, I think they're, they're like, it's just synonyms.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
Josh Richards
That's my thought.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, this one's bad.
Josh Richards
Girls is. Oh wait, is that the right one? Yeah. Girls is overrated. Sorry. Brew, you'll grow to hate. Watch it by the end. What is Girls?
Dave Portnoy
Girls is. It's an iconic show that everyone talks about. It's like, everyone says it's like one of the greatest shows ever written and that makes me really sad. I just started it this week so I just finished season one because Jake Shane always talks about. I'm talking a lot about Jake Shane today. But yeah, Jake Shane, he's like my whole for you page right now. But he always talks about girls. So I started it and God, it is so fucking good. You should watch it with Gabby. I think you would like it too. It's really funny.
Josh Richards
All right. All Right.
Dave Portnoy
But I really hope we don't grow to hate it. I. Everyone does say that. You watch it and then you grow to hate the characters because they just do stuff that is so like, why are you doing that? But it's so like real life where you feel like. I don't know. I guess we'll see. I'll come back to you guys on that. Who would say this Timothy Chalamet is not hot?
Josh Richards
It's not hot.
Dave Portnoy
You skipped that. He's the hottest white boy on the block.
Josh Richards
That's a cold, cold take. Cold take. Morgan Wallen throwing the chair. SNL walk off was staged.
Dave Portnoy
No way. He went to jail?
Josh Richards
I don't think so.
Dave Portnoy
Unless they staged the night in jail.
Josh Richards
They think both throwing the chair and SNL walk off were stage. I don't know, man. It doesn't seem like that helped him out.
Dave Portnoy
No, it seemed. If anything, it made it a lot his life a lot worse.
Josh Richards
Yeah, I don't get that.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, wait, what's this? Bryce's post with Mads at her wedding was so weird. What did he post?
Josh Richards
Yeah, I don't. What are they referring to? I don't.
Dave Portnoy
So he posted a video of them from when they were friends a long time ago and then posted a side by side of them at their wedding. Oh, not their wedding. Wait, I don't know if that's weird.
Josh Richards
Yeah, I don't know why. I don't really understand how that's weird either.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, because the top comment is like, didn't you guys hook up? It's giving first and last episode of a TV show.
Josh Richards
That's kind of funny. First and last episode of a TV show.
Dave Portnoy
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Josh Richards
It was really nice. Like, I mean, the venue was beautiful. It was like a great, great. Sorry, what do you call that?
Dave Portnoy
Ceremony?
Josh Richards
Ceremony. Thank you. I don't know why I was blanking on that word. Beautiful ceremony. Nice wedding. Yeah, it was great. It was great. It was a good time.
Dave Portnoy
Was it good to see everyone back together?
Josh Richards
Yeah. I mean, it wasn't like they were like, like it was a small wedding. Oh, it was a really small wedding. Like I would have thought going into it, you know, like, oh, this is going to be a 150 to 200 something person wedding. Right. I think there were like 75 people there.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, it was an intimate wedding.
Josh Richards
Yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't large. It was pretty much all family. And then, you know, you had like the bridesmaids and I think in like one of them was definitely the sister of Mads Riley. And then, you know, maybe like a couple of her friends and then us. Like, it wasn't like there was like a ton of people and the people that, like. I know, it was just like, me, Markel, Curtis, Gabby, Anthony, Blake, Sean, Gavin, Grace, Bryce, Mika. So there was like, there was like 11 of us that were kind of like friends that all, you know, came up together and, like, have known each other through social media. But it wasn't, it wasn't a massive wedding, was it?
Dave Portnoy
Okay, so going into it, did you feel a little awkward because you didn't know any of like her family or was it you just stuck with?
Josh Richards
Well, I have, I've met like, I've met Mads, his parents, Like, I think both of them I've met maybe once or like twice in the past, like a long time ago. But I met both of them so there was nothing, like weird about it. And we knew like our people and everything. And it's also like a wedding, you know, it's just about the people up top. It's not like we're there to, like, socialize.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, true.
Josh Richards
With everybody, like everyone wants to just socialize with them, you know, so it wasn't, it wasn't weird at all. It was a great time.
Dave Portnoy
Did you shed a tear?
Josh Richards
I. I didn't. I didn't shed a tear. But I was thinking when, like, I looked over at Gabby and, you know, she's kind of, like, letting a tear or two come down, I realized, like, there's a lot of pressure on the groom to cry when they see the bra. I was gonna ask, because I was like, I was. I was kind of sitting there. I'm like, damn. Like, I really gotta cry. And Gabby. As I'm thinking this, Gabby leans over as if she can read my mind, and it's like, you better cry. When I walk down that aisle and I look at her, and I'm like, oh, my God, that's so much. That. Like, that's so much. Of course I'm gonna cry. But now. Now I feel like I have to cry. Like, now I'm. I'm forced to, like, what if I don't cry? And she said, if you don't cry, I'm gonna walk back up the aisle, and we're gonna do it again until you cry. I was like, all right, fair enough. Fair enough, actually. But I. I know I. I know I'd cry.
Dave Portnoy
Did Hayden cry?
Josh Richards
Yeah. Yeah. You could tell Hayden was nervous. Like, he walked down the aisle, and he kind of, like, it was. It was kind of cute, actually. Like, he's walking down the aisle, and he can't even look at anyone.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah.
Josh Richards
Like, he is. He's like. Like, you can just see it on his face. He's like, holy, holy, holy. Like, this is the biggest day of my life. Like, and just, like, kind of, like, eyes, dad. Like, oh, my goodness. And then got up, and I think as soon as he got up, it was like the moment hit him, you know, like, and you kind of saw it on his face. And Mads walks down, and, like, he starts tearing up, and it was. It was a really nice. A really nice ceremony.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, that's good. And Mads dress was so pretty. I loved it. She looked so beautiful. Congrats to Hayden and Mads.
Josh Richards
Yep. Yep. I actually was thinking, like, when. After they walked down. I don't know why my. My head goes to these places, but after they walked down, like, later in the night, I was like, I wonder what, like, the worst things you could say would be on, like, the altar. You know what I mean? What do you think? Like, I don't know. Like, what if your bride came down? Let's play a little game, right? I'll be like, the worst things the groom could say when the Bride comes down and then you give one the worst thing the bride could say when they come down.
Dave Portnoy
Okay.
Josh Richards
You know what I mean? You got it. I think, like, a pretty bad one would be, like, if the bride came down and you were like, that's the dress you went with. Like, that would be a tough one.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, that. I mean, that would be awful.
Josh Richards
That would be a tough one to hear. Or like, what if the. What if the bride came down and then you were like, could have went with a bigger veil, you know what I mean? Like, that'd be pretty fucked.
Dave Portnoy
Maybe Justin Bieber might have said that.
Josh Richards
What if. What if they came down and you were, like, spent so much money on this venue you couldn't afford makeup?
Dave Portnoy
Oh, my God, you're marrying a horrible person. Or what if the bride comes down, she gets down, she's like, just so you know, I hooked up with your brother before I knew you.
Josh Richards
Oh, my God, that'd be gut wrenching, dude.
Dave Portnoy
Or I knew you.
Josh Richards
That's way worse.
Dave Portnoy
At least she's being honest, though, before you guys tie the knot.
Josh Richards
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. I guess I would be.
Dave Portnoy
That would be crazy. I feel like there's. There's probably so many people that they've, like, hooked up with the brother before, and then they don't like the brother, then they marry the other brother.
Josh Richards
So many people. I know it's happening all around the world.
Dave Portnoy
I know. Not, like happening at the wedding, but I know a lot of people where the girl used to hook up with, like, the younger brother, and then they stopped, and then, like, years later, they marry the older brother.
Josh Richards
Maybe that's just a Boston thing.
Dave Portnoy
Maybe that's just a Boston thing. Yeah.
Josh Richards
I don't know in the family, really? Yeah.
Dave Portnoy
Chat. Do you guys know anyone that's happened to? I feel like Chat might have a couple.
Josh Richards
Chad, how about y' all? Oh, that's funny. Titi and Adrian are not real and just reviews. She does not seem happy.
Dave Portnoy
I see a lot of people saying this. They were like, really? Yeah. I don't know why. Like, whenever anything is loved so much, they, like, immediately find something to attack. So I feel like everyone loved them and now they're like, they're not real. They hate each other. But I went on the tarte trip with them and they were the, like, cutest, happiest, most lovey cuppy. Lovey cuppy.
Josh Richards
Lovey cuppy.
Dave Portnoy
They were a lovey cuppy, though. They were lovely. And to what it looked like, they really love each other.
Josh Richards
Now I've Went on, like, multiple, like, brand trips with them now. They're great.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, they're great.
Josh Richards
They are great. Yeah. Terrible take. Terrible take.
Dave Portnoy
Silly, silly, silly take.
Josh Richards
All right, Brie. Sports Illustrated launch party.
Dave Portnoy
That was a blast. Oh, my gosh, it was so fun.
Josh Richards
Hell, yeah.
Dave Portnoy
Yeah, it was a blast. 50 Cent was performing. We were hanging out with him after, and then we ended up going to. We, like, went out with. I think I might. Might have met my husband. But I didn't answer. I got nervous. So we were supposed to go on a date this week, and he DMed me, and I didn't answer to go on the date. I got nervous. Should I answer?
Josh Richards
Maybe. Dude, he's.
Dave Portnoy
He's a football player, and he's 6, 7.
Josh Richards
It's a big boy.
Dave Portnoy
He's so big, and he's so handsome, and he's so sweet.
Josh Richards
Well, then give it a go.
Dave Portnoy
I know.
Josh Richards
We're almost in that June month.
Dave Portnoy
I know.
Josh Richards
Or was it July? It was June, right?
Dave Portnoy
June 21. I will not forget it.
Josh Richards
But so you could. You could go on dates and then get the boyfriend by June 21st.
Dave Portnoy
True, but I don't know if I want a boyfriend for the summer.
Josh Richards
Why? What do you need to be doing in summer?
Dave Portnoy
I'm just busy. I'm traveling a lot, and I don't know if I can worry about a boyfriend. Fine, I'll go on the date. I'll DM him back. But maybe. Maybe it's. Maybe it's been too long. We'll see. But it was a blast.
Josh Richards
Yeah.
Dave Portnoy
And then you went to the wedding. But we kind of are. Josh, this video.
Josh Richards
Hilarious, right?
Dave Portnoy
Did you. You definitely didn't mean to hit her that hard.
Josh Richards
No, it wasn't. It was not even as hard as people think. Also, it was like, I told Gabby what was going on.
Dave Portnoy
I know, I know. But it looks like you didn't know the strength of your ass, and you jumped up, and that is the strong booty.
Josh Richards
The screen grabbed of Gabby's face is so funny. It's so funny.
Dave Portnoy
Oh, my God.
Josh Richards
No, she was. She was. She was fine.
Dave Portnoy
But I thought you almost knocked her out clean.
Josh Richards
No, no, no. I think it was more of just, like, her probably playing into the, like. You know what I mean? Like, head kind of knocking. But it was like we. We had to take multiple attempts because what we were doing is, like, I was going up and I was doing that. Which, by the way, if you ever want to see a true form of athleticism, go watch that video you got. But I got height. When I jumped up the first, like, three times, she kept doing this too early. You know what I mean? Like, she would. She was going like this, like, kind of like. But just before contact. So we were like, okay, like, we gotta time this right? So it, like, looks like it's sending your head to the left. Okay. And then, like, we. We got it probably by, like, the fourth. The fourth attempt.
Dave Portnoy
Well, that was incredible. Incredible video. Really made me laugh a lot.
Josh Richards
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Actually, talking about Gabby, she just texted me a screenshot of the Justin Bieber caption and said, dude, just a congrats, baby would have worked.
Dave Portnoy
That's what I'm saying, Gabby. Like, he took away from the moment. Why did he have to fucking say that?
Josh Richards
Just a congrats would have worked. Oh, boy.
Dave Portnoy
J.B. j. Biebs. Well, yeah, that's it for. We didn't really do much. That was BFF's corner.
Josh Richards
Whoo.
Dave Portnoy
Whoa. See you. I won't see you. See you on the Zoom next week.
Josh Richards
I guess I'll see you on Zoom next week.
Dave Portnoy
All right. See the same here, same place. See you next week.
Josh Richards
Next week, same place, same time.
Dave Portnoy
Yep. Bye, listeners. Bye, chat.
Josh Richards
Peace chat. I found a kid who swings a.
Dave Portnoy
Golf club like a dream.
Josh Richards
I'd like to try to qualify him for the US Amateurs coming to Apple tv Plus, what's your name?
Dave Portnoy
I'm not into older guys, but I'm flatter.
Josh Richards
A new comedy series. Stick, I don't want to go on this trip. Your mouth's saying one thing, but those.
Dave Portnoy
Eyes are saying something else.
Josh Richards
From the home of Ted Lasso.
Dave Portnoy
This is your shot at redemption. This is your mulligan, Owen Wilson.
Josh Richards
This game takes and it takes. The game's finally giving me something back. Stick. You know, Arnold Palmer iced tea, lemonade.
Dave Portnoy
Mix it.
Josh Richards
I'm missing a nap for this. Streaming June 4th on Apple TV PL.
Podcast Summary: "Timothée Chalamet is the King of New York" (BFFs S2 Ep 20)
Release Date: May 22, 2025
Hosts: Josh Richards and Dave Portnoy
Platform: Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, and Amazon Music for Prime Members.
The episode kicks off with Dave Portnoy recounting an uncomfortable incident caused by a mysterious sweatshirt he received. Wearing a sweatshirt labeled "My Boobs Hurt," Dave unintentionally became the center of attention at a local bodega.
Dave Portnoy [01:35]: "I literally had the worst interaction. [...] She goes, 'My boobs hurt too.' And I was like, what?"
Josh Richards empathizes with the awkwardness, highlighting the importance of being aware of one's attire to avoid such misunderstandings.
Josh Richards [03:15]: "You got to be aware. You got to be aware of what you're wearing."
A significant portion of the discussion delves into the tumultuous relationship dynamics involving Kayla, James, and Evan. The hosts dissect the series of interactions where James's actions led to unnecessary drama, ultimately straining friendships and public perceptions.
Dave Portnoy [05:06]: "Imagine the worst things a human can do to you. It would take hours to text it, but you'll see the series soon because what the fuck?"
They emphasize the consequences of James's behavior, particularly his attempts to interfere in Kayla's relationship, which have led to public backlash and strained relationships.
Dave addresses a recent controversy where a petition on Change.org sought to ban him from WNBA games. The petition garnered over a thousand signatures, sparked by a manipulated video depicting him in a negative light during a sports event.
Dave Portnoy [19:00]: "I'm being banned from the WNBA."
Josh criticizes the petition's effectiveness and urges listeners to gather more support against such actions.
Josh Richards [19:45]: "You could have got a lot more people to sign that."
The hosts discuss a fabricated video featuring Dave chanting monkey sounds at Angel Reese, which was spread during a beef between Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese. This incident highlights the prevalence of misinformation and its impact on public figures.
Dave Portnoy [20:24]: "I can hear the sound switch and like change. So it's obviously fake."
Justin Baldoni's legal battle against Blake Lively and Taylor Swift is dissected, where claims of attempted extortion through public support letters were dismissed by the judge as irrelevant.
Dave Portnoy [22:03]: "The Judge on the case granted Lively's request to strike the letter from the case."
Josh questions the rationale behind involving Taylor Swift in the dispute.
Josh Richards [23:21]: "Why involve yourself?"
Dave and Josh express their approval of Tate McCray's feature on Morgan Wallen's new album, acknowledging the positive reception of the collaboration.
Dave Portnoy [37:34]: "It's actually good."
A spirited debate ensues about the evolving landscape of fame, comparing the influence of modern-day influencers like Mr. Beast and Kai Senet to traditional celebrities such as Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.
Josh Richards [38:15]: "It's almost impossible for someone in the creator community to touch, like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt."
They discuss generational recognition and the shifting paradigms of celebrity status.
Jennifer Lopez faces legal action from paparazzi over copyright infringement claims after she used unauthorized photos of herself for self-promotion. The hosts express their bafflement at the lawsuit's premise.
Josh Richards [29:36]: "It's my name, image, and likeness. Like, how in the hell am I not allowed to post a photo of myself?"
The conversation shifts to Kris Jenner's significant facelift and neck lift, noting her striking resemblance to her daughter Kendall and the impressive nature of her transformation.
Dave Portnoy [30:50]: "She looks phenomenal."
They discuss the long-term effects of such surgeries and admire her maintained appearance.
The hosts mourn the departure of a beloved social media personality (likely referring to the Outdoor Boys), emphasizing the loss of positive content creators who choose to prioritize family over fame.
Josh Richards [33:11]: "A dad looking out for his family, which is his number one role. It's not to make YouTube videos. It's to be a dad."
Highlighting a heartwarming moment, Harry Styles personally DMs fans with photos he took, showcasing his genuine connection and appreciation for his fanbase.
Dave Portnoy [35:17]: "Harry Styles took a photo of a random couple [...] and then DM to the fans of the picture on Instagram."
The episode concludes with Josh and Dave sharing their experiences attending an intimate wedding. They reflect on the emotional moments and the significance of witnessing their friends' special day.
Josh Richards [44:17]: "It was an intimate wedding. [...] It was a great time."
Dave adds a humorous take on his close encounter with Gabby during the ceremony, highlighting their camaraderie.
Dave Portnoy [52:14]: "But I thought you almost knocked her out clean."
Notable Quotes:
Dave Portnoy [01:35]: "What are we doing, like confirmations or something right now?"
Josh Richards [03:15]: "You got to be aware of what you're wearing."
Dave Portnoy [07:04]: "Like, why should I come? Finger, mouth."
Josh Richards [15:30]: "He may be the king of New York."
Dave Portnoy [22:44]: "That should be enough for the judge to be like, bestie ain't even on her side."
Josh Richards [29:49]: "It's me, dog. It's me."
Dave Portnoy [35:38]: "Harry Styles. [...] Such a good guy with a big heart."
This episode of "BFFs with Josh Richards and Dave Portnoy" weaves through a tapestry of personal anecdotes, celebrity gossip, and heartfelt discussions, all while maintaining the hosts' signature humor and candidness. From awkward social encounters to dissecting high-profile legal battles and celebrating genuine moments of celebrity kindness, listeners are treated to a blend of entertainment and insightful commentary.