WE ARE HUNGOVER AND ANGRY - BFFs S2 Ep 6

Summary

Podcast Title: BFFs with Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry
Episode: WE ARE HUNGOVER AND ANGRY - BFFs S2 Ep 6
Release Date: February 13, 2025
Host/Author: Barstool Sports

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Introduction

In the sixth episode of Season 2, titled "WE ARE HUNGOVER AND ANGRY," hosts Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry delve into their tumultuous experiences following a week-long trip to New Orleans. The episode blends candid conversations, humorous anecdotes, and intense rants, culminating in a cathartic visit to a rage room to release pent-up frustrations.

I. New Orleans Trip Recap

The episode kicks off with Josh and Brianna reflecting on their week in New Orleans, sharing both the highlights and lowlights of their adventure.

• Southern Hospitality & Culinary Adventures: Josh highlights the warmth of the locals and the diverse Cajun cuisine he indulged in, mentioning trying alligator as a memorable experience.

  Josh Richards (06:33): "I love Cajun food. I love, like, different kinds of food. I love trying new things. So, like, have an alligator was cool."

• Extended Stay Feelings: Both hosts express how the week felt disproportionately long, with Brianna humorously comparing seven days to "30 weeks," highlighting their exhaustion and the challenges of constant partying.

  Brianna Chickenfry (02:19): "But that's almost seven. You acted like I was out of my mind for saying that."

• Pickpocketing Incident: A significant portion of their trip's narrative revolves around Josh getting pickpocketed, which led to filing a police report and needing to present it for bar entry. This incident not only dampened their spirits but also added logistical hassles to their trip.

  Brianna Chickenfry (15:23): "He got pickpocketed. Yeah, at the chicken shop. It was awful."

II. Interpersonal Dynamics and Friendships

The discussion shifts to their interactions with mutual friends, particularly Dave Portnoy and Chris, exploring the dynamics and occasional misunderstandings that arise within their circle.

• Miscommunication with Braxton: Josh recounts a miscommunication where Braxton was unaware of his scheduled appearance on the podcast, leading to tension.

  Dave Portnoy (07:24): "He had no idea he was supposed to come on this podcast."

• Reviving Old Friendships: The duo reminisces about partying with a third-best friend, highlighting the blend of nostalgia and current frustrations.

  Angel Reese (08:30): "We've been going pretty hard."

III. Transition to the Rage Room

Facing a mix of alcohol-induced headaches and lingering frustrations, Josh and Brianna decide to channel their anger productively by heading to a rage room. This segment serves as a transition from their recounting of events to a more focused venting session.

Brianna Chickenfry (19:16): "This is our pajama party episode."

IV. Rage Room: Venting Frustrations

Inside the rage room, Josh and Brianna unleash their anger on various objects, each shattering item symbolizing different personal pet peeves and societal issues.

A. Celebrity Relationships and Public Perception

One of the primary rants revolves around the relationship between Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner, critiquing public backlash and societal judgments.

• Disdain for Public Opinion: Brianna expresses frustration over the unwarranted hate directed at Kylie Jenner, challenging the notion that she lacks talent or deserves her status.

  Brianna Chickenfry (20:07): "Why people get so mad. People hate her because they think she's, like, a bimbo or an idiot."

• Josh's Take on Relationship Monitoring: Josh discusses the negativity surrounding celebrity relationships, emphasizing the baseless criticisms they often face.

  Josh Richards (21:04): "I just don't like when people online give their opinion on relationships in general."

B. The Concept of "Cucks" in Society

The hosts delve into their disdain for individuals they label as "cucks," critiquing perceived lack of loyalty and personal integrity.

• Josh's Strong Language: Josh vocalizes a desire to eliminate what he perceives as "cucks" from society, using exaggerated superhero imagery to convey his sentiment.

  Josh Richards (33:54): "I vow that one day I will make this a cuckless world."

• Brianna's Perspective on Support: While sarcastically engaging with Josh's rant, Brianna discusses her neutral stance on the concept, highlighting the complexity of personal relationships.

  Brianna Chickenfry (33:35): "I don't think there's anything wrong with cucks. I think they're in their own lane."

C. Sociocultural Norms and Personal Habits

The conversation shifts to societal expectations regarding personal grooming and hobbies, where both hosts critique and mock various behaviors.

• Hair and Grooming: Brianna vents about societal pressures to maintain hairless bodies, advocating for natural beauty and self-acceptance.

  Brianna Chickenfry (42:03): "I want to be natural. If everyone was just all natural, it didn't matter."

• Hobbies and Personal Interests: Josh and Brianna discuss the frustration of having numerous hobbies that never stick, tying it to personal productivity and societal judgment.

  Josh Richards (48:37): "I want to learn how to play guitar. I want to know how to do things."

D. Final Rants and Self-Reflection

The hosts touch upon personal vulnerabilities, such as Josh's struggles with focus and Brianna's past experiences with bullying, reflecting on how these issues shape their current frustrations.

Brie (45:06): "I have a crush on you and you told me you liked another girl and you broke my friggin heart."

V. Rage Room Activity: Smashing to Release Anger

Embracing the cathartic potential of the rage room, Josh and Brianna proceed to physically destroy objects, symbolizing their desire to break free from their frustrations.

• Breaking Bottles: The act of smashing bottles serves as a literal and metaphorical release of their pent-up anger, with both hosts engaging in the activity enthusiastically.

  Josh Richards (55:17): "That one was a home run. That one was pretty good right there."

• Emotional Release: As they continue to destroy items, the hosts express a sense of relief and empowerment, acknowledging the therapeutic benefits of such an activity.

  Brie (58:49): "I feel like I released what I needed to release. I feel good about it."

VI. Conclusion

The episode wraps up with Josh and Brianna feeling rejuvenated after their session in the rage room. They reflect on the year's challenges and express optimism about starting 2025 on a more positive note, having effectively vented their frustrations.

Josh Richards (59:24): "We did great. This will, like, let me sleep tonight."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• On Southern Hospitality:

  Josh Richards (06:33): "I love Cajun food. I love, like, different kinds of food. I love trying new things. So, like, have an alligator was cool."

• On Feeling Overwhelmed by the Trip:

  Brianna Chickenfry (02:19): "But that's almost seven. You acted like I was out of my mind for saying that."

• On Being Pickpocketed:

  Brianna Chickenfry (15:23): "He got pickpocketed. Yeah, at the chicken shop. It was awful."

• On Public Opinion of Celebrities:

  Brianna Chickenfry (20:07): "Why people get so mad. People hate her because they think she's, like, a bimbo or an idiot."

• On the Concept of "Cucks":

  Josh Richards (33:54): "I vow that one day I will make this a cuckless world."

• On Personal Grooming Pressures:

  Brianna Chickenfry (42:03): "I want to be natural. If everyone was just all natural, it didn't matter."

• On Emotional Release in the Rage Room:

  Brie (58:49): "I feel like I released what I needed to release. I feel good about it."

Final Thoughts

"WE ARE HUNGOVER AND ANGRY" offers listeners an unfiltered glimpse into Josh Richards and Brianna Chickenfry’s personal struggles and societal frustrations. Through a blend of humor, candidness, and energetic venting, the episode underscores the importance of addressing one’s emotions and finding constructive outlets for anger. Whether it’s grappling with public perceptions, personal insecurities, or relentless societal norms, Josh and Brianna navigate their challenges with a blend of levity and intensity, making for a relatable and engaging listen.

Transcript

[Josh Richards]

Hey, BFF listeners.

[Dave Portnoy]

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[Josh Richards]

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[Brie]

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[Josh Richards]

What?

[Brie]

I'm just playing get the Angel REEF Special at McDonald's now.

[Josh Richards]

I participate in restaurants for a limited time.

[Dave Portnoy]

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[Josh Richards]

Yo, what is up, everyone? Welcome back to the BFF's podcast. Make sure you guys tap that bell. Subscribe and like the video.

[Brie]

Yes.

[Josh Richards]

I guess I kind of took it all, didn't I?

[Brie]

You did. Well, let's get into that.

[Josh Richards]

Let's go.

[Angel Reese]

Light skim action.

[Dave Portnoy]

Are you crying so bad?

[Angel Reese]

Are you dissociating?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Eyes are watering.

[Angel Reese]

My voice. Where'd she go? I lost her.

[Dave Portnoy]

Who?

[Angel Reese]

My voice. Oh, lost my voice. Gained 15 pounds.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's terrible. That's not a good day for any woman.

[Angel Reese]

What?

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't know. I just assumed that would be a bad day for any woman. Right.

[Angel Reese]

Those aren't pajamas.

[Dave Portnoy]

These aren't pajamas. They're by. I don't know. I'm not going to read that right now.

[Josh Richards]

My head hurts.

[Dave Portnoy]

Too bad. But it's pretty cool. They're nice and they're comfy. This was the time to wear them.

[Angel Reese]

They look good. I have my pajamas on and Josh walked up and I was like, oh, my God. We both have our pajamas on. But we don't.

[Dave Portnoy]

They're the closest thing I got to pajamas.

[Angel Reese]

Did you sleep in them?

[Dave Portnoy]

No.

[Brie]

No.

[Angel Reese]

Well, you look great. Welcome to BFFs.

[Dave Portnoy]

Thank you. I'm glad to be here today.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah. This is our. What day?

[Dave Portnoy]

Last day on Earth.

[Angel Reese]

It feels like we've been in New Orleans. Am I saying that right? New Orleans.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. A little bit of a weird accent, but you're saying it right.

[Angel Reese]

Okay. We've been in New Orleans for seven days. No, I have.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, you haven't.

[Angel Reese]

You got here Sunday and tomorrow's Sunday.

[Dave Portnoy]

So that's not seven, Right? Right.

[Angel Reese]

But that's almost seven. You acted like I was out of my mind for saying that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, usually a week is pretty easy to tell.

[Angel Reese]

No, it's felt like 30 weeks here.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, it felt too long. I actually woke up this morning and I texted a nurse saying, I think I need to be put on dialysis. My liver's gone. It said, see you later.

[Angel Reese]

Not coming back out the door on Bourbon Street.

[Dave Portnoy]

I came home last night and it stayed out.

[Angel Reese]

I really. I agree. I, like, actually agree. I feel like my insides are, like caving in. Look at my socks for my shoes last night.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's disgusting.

[Angel Reese]

My shoes fell apart. My feet hurts. I've been wearing 6 inch stilettos on cobblestone, walking around like a maniac. I actually didn't drink yesterday.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, but you. We did. You. Well, I did have a couple, but I had three. You got. You had a few drinks.

[Angel Reese]

I had a few drinks. But you. We thought last night was going to be the craziest night and we were going to go hard.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. No, I'm. I'm done going out, though, I think.

[Angel Reese]

Well, you have a lot of parties to attend tonight, buddy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I know. And I have to be at one for at least 90 minutes, I think.

[Angel Reese]

Which one?

[Dave Portnoy]

I think it's Sports Illustrated for Celsius.

[Brie]

Oh.

[Angel Reese]

Did you know I'm a Sports Illustrated supermodel?

[Dave Portnoy]

You haven't mentioned that.

[Angel Reese]

Sports. You actually never texted me when my cover came out and Dave did.

[Dave Portnoy]

I didn't text you.

[Angel Reese]

I thought.

[Dave Portnoy]

I thought me and Chris texted you in a group chat.

[Angel Reese]

Maybe.

[Dave Portnoy]

Maybe I'm wrong, though. And I didn't. And that's a bad friend move.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah, it was bad friend behavior. But we were hanging out with our third best friend last night.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Yeah. Which is Dave Portnoy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. That was cool. It was fun to see him.

[Angel Reese]

I haven't seen him in a club since we went to 11 with him.

[Dave Portnoy]

I was about to say that too. Is very much like, oh, my gosh. It's a flashback to three years ago.

[Angel Reese]

I know. And Austin was in the club.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Vibing with us, having a blast.

[Angel Reese]

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[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Angel Reese]

Oh, my God. You want to know what I found? Well, you know, obviously I'm hanging out with you, but they didn't know my ex boyfriend, the one that shall not be named.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Angel Reese]

Is staying on the street in a house.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wild.

[Angel Reese]

I'm, like, terrified. What happens if we run into him?

[Dave Portnoy]

And then he'll probably bump shoulders.

[Angel Reese]

Like, what would you say? Do you think he would try to beat you up?

[Josh Richards]

No.

[Angel Reese]

You don't think so?

[Dave Portnoy]

No, I don't think he would try to beat me up. What is he going to do, punch me in the shin?

[Angel Reese]

I feel like he would try to beat you up.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, no, he wouldn't. Maybe he'd have one of his, like, security guards beat me up.

[Angel Reese]

I don't know what I would do. They would beat me up, too.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't think. I don't think you'd want that. Why would he want that? That's like the worst idea ever. To on top of everything, then just, like, beat the out of you add that into that.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah, that would be terrible.

[Dave Portnoy]

That would be not a good look for him.

[Angel Reese]

No, it wouldn't.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think he's probably just coming out of all that. Like, I feel like the last people, you know, people kind of sadly always like, forget and move on.

[Brie]

Right.

[Dave Portnoy]

So, like, I would just be a terrible decision.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah. No, I'm just hoping I don't. I don't run into him. But we've been. We've been going pretty hard. I guess we could recap a little bit of this is like our New Orleans recap. And then we have. And then we have the rage room.

[Dave Portnoy]

Nice.

[Angel Reese]

In this episode.

[Dave Portnoy]

Nice. Very Two different levels of energy that are going to be going on in this video.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah. Very, very different.

[Dave Portnoy]

So, so different.

[Angel Reese]

The lowest of the low. Okay, what's been your favorite part about New Orleans so far?

[Josh Richards]

Gosh, my favorite part, probably the.

[Dave Portnoy]

The locals and the food, I'd say. I mean, I feel like everyone you meet down here, there's that, like, Southern hospitality. Right. Which I love. And then. Yeah, I Think I just. I love Cajun food. I love, like, different kinds of food. I love trying new things. So, like, have an alligator was cool. I feel like I haven't stopped talking about it.

[Angel Reese]

Oh, God, Jay, in your ears, that sounded yucky. You got okay. And everyone knows that listens to BFFs or watches it. You got a little wasted.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I got tossed, actually, on Yesterday's Yesterday. Yeah, that was a. That wasn't good. I mean, it started off and I was golfing with Braxton after he skipped our podcast.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Angel Reese]

Do we have beef? We have beef with Braxton.

[Dave Portnoy]

I can't tell what we got with Braxton. Like, cuz I. I'm. I'm a believer in a. That Braxton is a good dude. And I like Braxton a lot. And he told me that he had no idea he was supposed to come on this podcast.

[Angel Reese]

And Dave called, and Dave was more.

[Josh Richards]

Mad than us on that.

[Dave Portnoy]

And then he still gave it to us in the club, too.

[Angel Reese]

I know. He was so mad. The first thing he sees, he's like, I'm hot and bothered again.

[Brie]

I'm angry.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. He was like, I have a bone to pick with you two. He always says that. Now, is that his new thing or is he always said that?

[Angel Reese]

I don't know. I have a bone to pick with you too.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, no, that's like a new phrase of his. He must have saw it on, like, a TV show or something. I really liked it, but yeah. Yeah, right away. And he was saying how, like, the. He's like, the PR team works for him. He doesn't work for the PR team, which is true. That's very true. That's very true. But if they don't tell you, what.

[Josh Richards]

Are you supposed to do?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I guess I just don't know what's real and what's not. Like, in general, like, I don't even know if I'm really filming right now or if this is a.

[Angel Reese]

You are AI fair. You feel like AI to me right now. But then you went golfing with him that day.

[Dave Portnoy]

The next day.

[Angel Reese]

The next day.

[Dave Portnoy]

The next day we went golfing. We played 27 holes of golf, which, like, if you don't play golf, I guess that kind of means nothing to you. But 27 holes of golf is a lot of golf to play. And we did it in like four and a half hours, which got to be record time. I felt like Mark Wahlberg out there running through the course. He plays golf quickly. That's a good joke.

[Angel Reese]

Mark Wahlberg.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah, sorry, I wasn't listening.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's okay. But, yeah, we. We. We had transfusions, and I drank the first one. I was like, oh, yeah, this got me somewhere. And then we went. Got another one, and we were getting doubles. And I'm watching as this lady is pouring the transfusion, and I think maybe her transfusions were already doubles. So when we were asking for doubles, I realized, oh, she's pulling four shots in these. Like, had one of those stoppers on the top. You know, pretty easy to count to four. So, yeah, we had about three of those. And then went and met up with you guys, did the Burt Kreischer show.

[Angel Reese]

So when I. When I met up with Jay, he was already drunk. And then we went to Burt's and he drinks, which I love. The first thing. This is my community. Like, the first thing when we go to Burt's, he says is, God, there's nothing more I love than being drunk. I was like, we just texted that in the group chat this morning with my friends. So, yeah, I feel seen and I feel heard. And he got us a little sloshed on his cooking show.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he did a lot of Bud Lights. Yeah. We ate lamb.

[Angel Reese]

We shotgunned.

[Dave Portnoy]

We had then, like, a vodka soda.

[Angel Reese]

Yep, we had vodka sodas.

[Dave Portnoy]

And then on top of that, we ended with, like, a shot. That was three shots and a drink. It was not a shot, but we just chugged it. And it was like, oh, my God, an espresso martini. Was throwing up thinking about this.

[Angel Reese]

Someone spilled on my espresso.

[Dave Portnoy]

Somebody keeps filling out my expression Martini. But then I go to my dinner, which was.

[Angel Reese]

Which we were racing to. Because we. We're late, long on Bert's show because we could hang out with that guy all day. He's awesome. And you had this important dinner, and we're trying to get you there on time, and I was just stressed out.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. So then, you know, we get to the dinner, and then I was like, okay, I have. I have two decisions to make here. I either try to push through this or I get another drink. So I got a Sazerac, which is like.

[Angel Reese]

This is a Sazerac.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's like this, like, almost like. It kind of has, like, an absinthe vibe to it.

[Angel Reese]

Oh, no.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, black licorice kind of thing. I think it's pretty strong because they only give you about, like, that much in the cup, you know, but it doesn't make you hallucinate. Like, absinthe does. No, this one, I don't think it.

[Brie]

I thought you were hallucinating.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't think so.

[Angel Reese]

You were a blast. I haven't seen Drunk Jay like that in a while.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that was. That was probably the drunkest I've been in a good amount of time.

[Angel Reese]

When you left, I was like, I miss him already because you were the only one on my level. I was like, oh, my gosh. Because we both got so drunk on Bert's show. I was like, no, Josh, come back.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, so did that crush the dinner? I think then Amazon saw all the videos on BFFs, and they said, chris, like, this is, like, hilarious. Or amazing is the word they use. And then Chris was like, yeah, you know, just like, you know, him trying to be business and, like, save face. And by the way, Amazon, I love you guys, and I think it was a great dinner, and I hope you guys had fun as well. And then Dave, or, I mean, fuck it, don't cry.

[Angel Reese]

Don't.

[Dave Portnoy]

Chris. Chris. He goes on and says, like, yeah, introducing you to Gen Z or something like that. And he was like, yeah, it was amazing. They kind of just, like, stayed in the same, like, one sentence area.

[Brie]

That was good.

[Angel Reese]

It was all right.

[Josh Richards]

And then I made a joke to.

[Dave Portnoy]

The bartender because I have this drink that I like to drink with Bailey's and root beer.

[Angel Reese]

I think we talked about it on the pod.

[Dave Portnoy]

Did we?

[Angel Reese]

Do they know about this concoction?

[Dave Portnoy]

They know about the concoction, but I don't think they know about the way to running across the street.

[Brie]

No.

[Angel Reese]

Okay. Actually, I was going to say something mean. I'm not going to.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. So you want me to keep going?

[Angel Reese]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Or are you going to take it from here?

[Josh Richards]

You can go.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right. So then my boy, Daniel, I believe his name was Daniel, the waiter, I asked him, I was like, weird question, but do you have Bailey's and root beer? And he went, no. All right, fair enough. Fair enough. Never mind. Then. And he went, but I can get you root beer. There's a store across the street. And I was like, no, dude, you do not have to do that. You do not have to do that.

[Josh Richards]

And then.

[Dave Portnoy]

So he ran. Like, the next time we saw him, he was heading out the door.

[Angel Reese]

I was eating my food, and I look up and I go, josh, look.

[Dave Portnoy]

Look, he's going to get you root beer.

[Angel Reese]

He ran to the store. Thor from the restaurant got him root beer and made him root beer and Bailey's.

[Brie]

He.

[Angel Reese]

Those servers were the best.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, my gosh, they were so good. What was the Anton's? What Was Antoine's. Shout out. Antoine's. Oldest restaurants there.

[Angel Reese]

I mean, oldest restaurant in the country.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oldest family or restaurant that stayed in the family in America or something like that.

[Angel Reese]

I love the families of America. And it's been open since 1806.

[Dave Portnoy]

Shout out. Brian over there. He's amazing. Daniel's good. Oh, there was one more guy that was serving me. That was awesome. Younger guy.

[Brie]

You were there for hours.

[Angel Reese]

You had so many different servers.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I feel like family over there forgetting one of their names. I feel bad. And then there was Chuck.

[Josh Richards]

You're so right.

[Dave Portnoy]

It was Chuck.

[Angel Reese]

It was Chuck.

[Dave Portnoy]

Shut up.

[Josh Richards]

Motherfucking Chuck.

[Dave Portnoy]

And then what was the twins name?

[Angel Reese]

I'm blanking on her.

[Dave Portnoy]

I feel like it was another D name. Darla.

[Angel Reese]

She was cool.

[Dave Portnoy]

Darla, I'm home from jail. You know that audio? I don't know Darla. You don't know what I'm talking about.

[Angel Reese]

Is that from big mouth or something?

[Dave Portnoy]

No, I think it's from Carrington's mouth.

[Angel Reese]

Oh.

[Brie]

Oh, love him.

[Angel Reese]

He's funny.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he's a funny lad.

[Brie]

Oh, my God.

[Angel Reese]

Guess what I saw last night. You know, there I. Pickpocketers. Fuck you. There were this group of women, disgusting to look at and.

[Brie]

Disgusting.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah, I'll say it. And their hearts were disgusting because they're walking around and they try to pickpocket Hannah. They like walk in. They like, bumped into her and her phone, it was like, I don't know, in her pocket or something. And you see them try to grab her phone out of her pocket and, like her wallet and try to get into her bag. And they're all like standing around behind her. She. Hannah drops her phone and I notice so, like, I'm like, what are you. She's trying to pick pocket you. What are you doing? And she pretends to, like, pick it up and give it to her. And then I watch them go around and just start stealing people's things. That is. I can't believe people do that. Like, people are here on vacation. Yeah. Like, that's their hard earned money and they just steal their wallets out. What if they're starting get a fucking job. I get a fucking job. That is the lowest scum of the earth. And I was just like, oh, my God. I wanted to stab them. They probably would have stabbed me first, but.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, they would have kicked your ass.

[Angel Reese]

Oh, my gosh. I felt like I looked. They. I. Oh, my God.

[Dave Portnoy]

I mean, it happened to Josh.

[Angel Reese]

He got pickpocketed. Yeah, at the chicken shop. It was awful. It was so sad. We had to file a police report to fly home and to get into the bars, he had to show his police report.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's wild.

[Angel Reese]

They let him in. It was awesome. Okay, I'm not.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's like pure. Just mucus. Okay, that's a little better. I opened up like a breathing canal. I was like the Hoover Dam, and it just, like, opened. They're like Moses parting the Red Sea, but in my nostrils.

[Brie]

You're disgusting.

[Dave Portnoy]

Disgusting.

[Angel Reese]

And you shouldn't do that to people. Well, especially at their weakest moments.

[Dave Portnoy]

I did it. I had to do it to myself. I had to do it for me. Sometimes you got to look out for number one.

[Angel Reese]

Kanye's off the rails.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he is.

[Angel Reese]

This is his final straw. Are people going to finally be like, okay? Is everyone collectively going to be like, okay, lock them up?

[Dave Portnoy]

I think they got it. I think. I think they got it. At some point, it's got to be enough.

[Angel Reese]

It's got to be like, the final. Like, Josh, this is disgusting.

[Dave Portnoy]

You know what I was doing last night when I got home?

[Angel Reese]

What?

[Dave Portnoy]

When I was in bed, I was looking at different types of stone for tiling in my house.

[Angel Reese]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

I was just saying what I did. It was hard to see, too. Like, you know when you're looking at your phone and it's doing one of these.

[Angel Reese]

When's your renovation gonna be over? Are you gonna have a renovation party?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, probably. Or, like, a housewarming, I think is.

[Josh Richards]

What people call it.

[Dave Portnoy]

But renovation party's cool, too.

[Angel Reese]

I think a renovation party would be really cool.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Angel Reese]

No one's ever done a renovation party before.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, like, do it right in the middle when your place looks like shit.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah. Oh, no, I'm saying when it's renovated.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, so a renovated party.

[Angel Reese]

Oh, true.

[Dave Portnoy]

Cuz renovations got to be during.

[Angel Reese]

Oh, you could have. You could have a party at each stage. Oh, what'd you do for your birthday?

[Dave Portnoy]

Just golf?

[Angel Reese]

Wow.

[Brie]

That's.

[Angel Reese]

That's all you love to do.

[Dave Portnoy]

It is. It really is beautiful.

[Angel Reese]

I don't think we have anything else to talk about.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't. I'm looking at this sheet. I think we got it. I think we locked in and we did a great recap. No sheet off the script.

[Angel Reese]

We did it.

[Dave Portnoy]

We did it, dude.

[Angel Reese]

Okay. I'm so sorry that the beginning of this was a really disgusting episode.

[Dave Portnoy]

Why was it bad?

[Angel Reese]

Or, like, throughout the end? Because you started burping, spitting, farting.

[Dave Portnoy]

I didn't fart. I thought about it.

[Angel Reese]

That would be awful.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's too far. But let me do it silently.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah. This is our pajama party episode.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Angel Reese]

And then we're gonna go to the rage room.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wait, do we have things to do today?

[Angel Reese]

So much. Josh. I have glam in 30 minutes.

[Dave Portnoy]

Damn, that sucks for you.

[Angel Reese]

And we are going to Dubai tomorrow.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that's gonna be wicked.

[Angel Reese]

We've been here for a week, and then we're going to Dubai, and then we're going to Abu Dhabi.

[Dave Portnoy]

I see Gabby today.

[Angel Reese]

Gabby comes tonight at 12.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's awesome.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah. Thank God. Oh, my God. We need. We need Gabby.

[Brie]

We need Gabby to level head us out.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, we need someone to just be like, hey, that's enough.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Enough drinks.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's bedtime.

[Angel Reese]

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[Brie]

Okay. We're good.

[Josh Richards]

Yep.

[Brie]

All right. Welcome back to another episode of I Almost said Plan Brie.

[Josh Richards]

Not another episode of Plan br.

[Brie]

This is BFF.

[Josh Richards]

This is BFFs. You're pulling a date.

[Brie]

I know.

[Josh Richards]

You just did a rundown moment on us.

[Brie]

I know. We have to kind of emulate him a little bit.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to, like, break people off slowly. It's like when you're a crack addict, you know what I mean? And they give you, like, meth to, like, kind of, like, slowly get you off.

[Brie]

We have to still, like, mispronounce some names.

[Josh Richards]

Some things you got to say.

[Brie]

Feel like he's like his essence is still in the room.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, yeah. His soul is still with us.

[Brie]

I know. Cool. Well, we're doing a rage episode.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

Okay. Well, first one. This one's kind of timely because it makes me really mad. What do you hear? My thoughts. I need to hear your thoughts on Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner being a couple.

[Josh Richards]

You get mad at that.

[Brie]

No, just. I need to. I need to ask a question first and then I need to go on with my rant.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, why? You want to see what side I'm going to take so that.

[Brie]

Yes, because you're usually on the opposing side of me.

[Josh Richards]

Okay. I love love. What can I say? I'm a sucker for love.

[Brie]

Okay.

[Josh Richards]

So I'm super happy with them being in a relationship. I don't care. And I find that when I saw the clips from the award show, it seemed like Kylie was letting Timothy have his moments.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

She wasn't, like, interfering or being like, oh, let me make this about me or anything like that.

[Brie]

It's his girlfriend that he brought to the award show because he loves her. And people. Here's why I fucking hate it. Why people get so mad. People hate her because they think she's, like, a bimbo or an idiot or she's not deserving of Timothee Chalamet because he's an actor. She. They call her talentless when he chose to date her. She's a billionaire, which is obviously got.

[Josh Richards]

Some smarts to it.

[Brie]

There's obviously talent. She has, like, created this whole, like, group of people on earth that just want to look like her, be like her, follow her fashion. She's a fashion icon. She has talent. So when people say she. She has no talent, makes me mad. She has bajillion followers, a bajillion dollars. But people don't know Timothy Chalamet or Kylie Jenner, and they're like, he's not deserving. And that makes me mad.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brie]

Unfair.

[Josh Richards]

I. I just don't like when people online give their opinion on relationships in general.

[Brie]

Yeah, well, we do that a lot. Well, we used to.

[Josh Richards]

Well, I mean, to the sense of, like. Like getting into a place and, like, hating on a relationship that there's no merit to hate on. If there's something going on that's like, clearly there's an issue here and we're having a guest on and we're talking to them about it. It's a little bit different.

[Brie]

It's a lot different, actually.

[Josh Richards]

If you're just like, witnessing a relationship and it's like, let me tear this down.

[Brie]

Yeah, what's up with that? I know. It's because they're jealous. They're jealous of Kylie Jenner and then they get mad when I say you're jealous of Kylie Jenner, but why else would you be hating on her? You want to date Timothy Chalamet. You want that big fat ass. You want that billion Dollars. You want a baby from Travis Scott?

[Josh Richards]

Who wouldn't want a billion dollars in a baby from Travis Scott?

[Brie]

Literally everyone would want that. I want it. Sign me up.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, I, I. And I saw more hate, too, coming at her about, like, when Demi Moore was at her table being like, kylie's so stupid. Does she not realize that the movie substance is about her? And I'm just like, I think you missed the memo. I don't think the movie is about Kylie Jenner. I think it's about people wanting to be like Kylie Jenner. I think it's about the people that are. That see someone like Kylie Jenner and will do anything to change their life to be like that person. I don't think the movie's about Kylie Jenner. So I just saw a lot of hate that just seemed like, mis. Pointed.

[Brie]

There was so much hate on the Demi. Demi Moore video. It was so sad. Everyone's commenting like, well, yeah, she's only talking to the talent. Why wouldn't she. Why would she talk to Kylie? She has no talent. I'm like, what the gosh?

[Josh Richards]

She's just trying to go see her boyfriend win.

[Brie]

I know. I don't think Timothy won anything.

[Josh Richards]

No, I don't think he did it.

[Brie]

He won Kylie. Yeah, he won that ass.

[Josh Richards]

He was doing just fine.

[Brie]

He's doing just. He's doing pretty.

[Josh Richards]

One of the best, like ambers for an actor.

[Brie]

The most lovable man.

[Josh Richards]

Who doesn't like that guy?

[Brie]

I don't know. If you don't. Red flag.

[Josh Richards]

Weird.

[Brie]

Something else that enrages me. I'm Italian.

[Josh Richards]

That enrages you? You don't like Italians?

[Brie]

I love Italians. I love being Italian. But there's something about being Italian that enrages me.

[Josh Richards]

Could you guess maybe really oily skin?

[Brie]

No, but I'm sweating right now. That's up.

[Josh Richards]

I don't know.

[Brie]

It's kind of close. It's along those lines.

[Josh Richards]

Okay, come on.

[Brie]

Give me some more. But don't.

[Josh Richards]

Big nose.

[Brie]

Okay. What?

[Josh Richards]

The Italian people have big noses?

[Brie]

Yeah, I guess Italian people do have big noses. Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Let me go for another one. You talk with your hands a lot?

[Brie]

I do talk with my hands a lot. I love that about me, though. Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

Okay. It's. I'm very hairy.

[Josh Richards]

Oh.

[Brie]

And I have to shave my. So being Italian, you have to shave every single day. Like, my legs. If I were to shave them this morning, they would be hairy again right now. I haven't shaved them in a couple days, so they're very hairy. But being Italian Is the worst. Everywhere. Hair everywhere. It's enraging, huh? And all my friends, like, oh, they're Irish. They have no hair on their bodies.

[Josh Richards]

Irish people aren't very hairy. Or is it just that it's ginger hair so it's light and you can't see it?

[Angel Reese]

Yeah.

[Brie]

Or blonde.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. Like, the light body hair.

[Brie]

It's awful. Like, I probably have hairier arms in likes than you. What are you, Canadian?

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, that's what I am.

[Brie]

Is that it?

[Josh Richards]

I got a little Native American in me. Okay. I believe I have a little bit of UK or, like, French. I'm a little bit French.

[Brie]

Okay.

[Josh Richards]

As well.

[Brie]

Yeah. See, like, I could probably grow a better beard than you. I tried.

[Josh Richards]

Like, I don't disagree with that. This is like, I'm. I'm going on, like, two or three days right now. Like, right here.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

I can get there in two or three days.

[Brie]

I don't think two or three days, but if I wanted to, I could probably get there.

[Josh Richards]

That's.

[Brie]

That's enrages me.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

I'm enraged. I'm enraged. And then what else? Oh, Paul Mezcal dating all the girls I love. And this one enrages me because I love him to death, but he's dated Phoebe Bridgers. He's dating Gracie Abrams right now. And there's, like, this whole thing about him with Daisy Edgar Jones. Like, we don't know if they ever dated. We don't know if they've ever hooked up. But he's linked to all the girls I love. Bless you.

[Josh Richards]

I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on with my throat right now.

[Brie]

Sick.

[Josh Richards]

I don't know. It's like I've just been coughing through this episode.

[Brie]

You're withdrawing from weed?

[Josh Richards]

It could be a little bit of that.

[Brie]

I don't know.

[Josh Richards]

It probably is a little bit of that.

[Brie]

I don't think that goes into it.

[Josh Richards]

But I don't know why I'd be coughing from that. It seems like the opposite would happen.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Right.

[Brie]

Yeah. Maybe you're just sick.

[Josh Richards]

Maybe. Maybe I just got a little cold. I haven't been sleeping well.

[Brie]

Yeah, me either.

[Josh Richards]

In the. Not sleeping well. My immune system isn't great when I don't get my sleep.

[Brie]

Awful vitamin C. I know.

[Josh Richards]

I gotta get some of that emergency cpac. They're great.

[Brie]

Yes.

[Josh Richards]

Love them.

[Brie]

Do you know Paul Mezcal is.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, I know Paul Mezcal is.

[Brie]

And you know. You know who I'm talking about. Phoebe Bridgers.

[Josh Richards]

Phoebe Bridges. Rings a bell. I know he was with Gracie Abrams.

[Brie]

He's still with Gracie Abrams.

[Josh Richards]

Saw a bunch of the drama getting posted with that.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

And then that's about all I got.

[Brie]

And then Daisy Edgar Jones, he was in Normal People with her, which. Have you seen Normal people I have not highly recommend. Best show ever. So, anyways, he's linked to all these girls, and they're my favorite girls. Phoebe Bridgers, I love her. Gracie Abrams, I love her. But now there's this drama between all of my favorite girls, and I feel like it's all the women turning on each other and all the women fans turning on each other because of this Paul Mezcal guy. Just stay away from my pop girls.

[Josh Richards]

They're targeting the hate at the wrong person.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes.

[Brie]

I just want him to date not famous people, so that I don't have to struggle about who I can support and who I can't because things get crossed.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fandoms are at each other.

[Brie]

It enrages me. And I'm like, I love Paul Mezcal. But then Phoebe Bridgers fans are like, well, what the. You came with Phoebe because, what the fuck?

[Angel Reese]

He fucked her over.

[Josh Richards]

Can't claim both. I understand that.

[Brie]

Yeah. So that makes me mad. Anything else, Mike? You mad?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

You know what I really hate?

[Brie]

What?

[Josh Richards]

I really hate people that claim their. Their place of origin. You know what I'm saying? If it's like, yo, I'm from the Six or wherever you're from, they really rep it. Like, they rep it so hard. I'm a Bostonian till I die, blah, blah, blah. And then they go and wear a Yankees hat. I hate that.

[Brie]

That's the worst.

[Josh Richards]

I hate that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yo, in the.

[Brie]

Where are you from? Big noses and hairy arms?

[Josh Richards]

Where are you from?

[Brie]

Where are you from even?

[Josh Richards]

What are you aligned to if you can't even support the place that raised you?

[Brie]

I know.

[Josh Richards]

What morals and backbone do you have as a human being?

[Brie]

I'd say none.

[Josh Richards]

I would say zero.

[Brie]

Zip.

[Josh Richards]

I would say you're probably a piece of shit narcissist. You're definitely full of yourself.

[Brie]

Yep.

[Josh Richards]

You're. You're.

[Angel Reese]

You're.

[Brie]

Victimize yourself, sheep.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Because, you know, you just go where you're told to. Probably a victim. Definitely a victimizer or whatever you want to call that. They just work in it.

[Brie]

Oh.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, my life's so hard. That's that. I hate those people.

[Brie]

Me too. Those ones suck.

[Josh Richards]

Just like, rep your place. You can't claim you're from there and then wear a Yankees hat.

[Brie]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. That's idiotic.

[Josh Richards]

So that's just been on my mind recently. I don't know about you.

[Brie]

Travelers constipation.

[Dave Portnoy]

Ah.

[Brie]

Do you struggle? No, I'm not. I'm struggling from it right now.

[Josh Richards]

When you go somewhere you can't relieve yourself.

[Brie]

Depends on. So I don't want to say because I think I know everyone poops. And I'm not afraid to, like, if I would be like, josh, I have to go take a poop.

[Josh Richards]

Right. But you're like, tell me that. That'd be weird.

[Brie]

Yeah. Your friend. Your friend that I could say that in front of. But if I'm in.

[Dave Portnoy]

You didn't.

[Brie]

If I. I know, but I would. Shouldn't can poop. Everyone does. And I think it should be more normalized, but for Kim Jong Un. What?

[Josh Richards]

He doesn't poop.

[Brie]

What do you mean?

[Josh Richards]

He doesn't even have a butthole.

[Brie]

What do you mean?

[Josh Richards]

Kim Jong Un doesn't have a butthole?

[Brie]

Why?

[Josh Richards]

He's. He's. I don't know. He just doesn't have a butthole.

[Brie]

Who told you this?

[Josh Richards]

Kim Jong Un?

[Brie]

Haley Welch?

[Josh Richards]

No, Kim Jong Un told me this.

[Brie]

He said that? Yes, on the national press conference.

[Josh Richards]

He doesn't have a butthole, okay? Are you joking me?

[Brie]

Are you joking me? Am I being pranked?

[Josh Richards]

No, you're not. He doesn't have a butthole, okay? He doesn't poop.

[Brie]

So what is he, just like a. A balloon animal?

[Josh Richards]

I don't know, man.

[Brie]

Okay.

[Josh Richards]

Anyways, keep going.

[Brie]

I have a butthole.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brie]

I'm not Kim Jong Un, okay? And when I travel to new places and I'm staying with the new people, it's not coming out. Like, I'm talking 11 days. There was one time when in. I went on spring break. Spring break, sophomore year. No. I almost died.

[Josh Richards]

Probably kicking and everything.

[Brie]

Yeah. And there was boys that we were staying with. We were all staying in a one bedroom apartment. There was one bathroom. I'm not gonna start. And I had a crush on, like. Like, I'm gonna start dropping laws, especially after 11 days. 11 days and binge drinking on spring break.

[Josh Richards]

You're gonna have to evacuate the household.

[Brie]

I looked three months pregnant. And it would have been a bomb. Yeah, it would have been a bomb. And I went home. My intestines was impacted. I had to go get taken care of at the hospital. So that's something that enrages me. Why can't I just freely poop? I want. I want that gene where, like, people are Just not afraid to poop anywhere. Like, I have a friend that poops on planes.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, yeah, I do that.

[Brie]

Really?

[Josh Richards]

Heck yeah.

[Brie]

What the. That's crazy.

[Josh Richards]

What do you mean? That's why there's a bathroom on a plane.

[Brie]

That's crazy.

[Josh Richards]

If I got stupid.

[Brie]

Yeah, but, like, you wouldn't, like. It's like last resort. You would poop on a plane.

[Josh Richards]

I'm not gonna, like, make myself uncomfortable on a plane.

[Brie]

Oh, my God.

[Josh Richards]

Go to the bathroom.

[Brie]

That is crazy. So many people poop on planes, and I think it's the most disrespectful thing. I will recline my seat. Before I poop on a plane, I.

[Josh Richards]

Always recline my seat.

[Angel Reese]

You're just disrespectful.

[Josh Richards]

The first thing I do when I get on the plane, recline right away. So they know, hey, I gotta expect this for five hours. I'm not gonna do it 30 minutes in. That's a dick move. I want them to know what's going on right from the get go.

[Brie]

See, I try to sit straight up. I'm like, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Then halfway through, I'm like, I literally have scoliosis. I can't do this anymore. And then I put it back, like, halfway because I have ptsd. One time I did it and the lady started screaming at me saying, you can't do this. This isn't plain etiquette.

[Josh Richards]

Plain etiquette for putting my seat back.

[Brie]

I know. I don't think I agree with that.

[Josh Richards]

It's not like I have a baby with me yelling.

[Brie]

I know. Wait, that's different.

[Josh Richards]

That's way worse.

[Brie]

But that's uncontrollable.

[Josh Richards]

That's controllable.

[Brie]

How is that controllable?

[Josh Richards]

Right, Just cover the mouth and kill the baby. No, you. It's breathing through its little nostrils.

[Brie]

Okay. Okay. I guess you could do that.

[Josh Richards]

Or move to the back of the plane.

[Brie]

You can't just get up and move to the back of the plane with your screaming baby.

[Josh Richards]

You should. You should switch seats with someone in the back of the plane. If you have a screaming baby, you.

[Brie]

Should always just have noise canceling headphones.

[Josh Richards]

I do. Sometimes babies are loud.

[Brie]

Okay, you're true. But you poop on planes, so that's weird, and I think that's crazy.

[Josh Richards]

All right, whatever. Each their own.

[Brie]

How did we get there? Travelers constipation.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brie]

Well, that's my last thing. That enrages me. Not my last thing. I have a whole Other list.

[Josh Richards]

Do I have any more rages in me?

[Brie]

Like a rageful guy?

[Josh Richards]

I gotta get better at hating.

[Brie]

Oh, do you get enraged when, like, I'm like, I think I might pass out in here and I'm used to it. Do you get enraged when. Because I'm sure super hot dudes slide in or, like, famous dudes slide into Gabby's dms? Do you get enraged because you, like, you won't to her, but you look in the mirror and you'd be like.

[Josh Richards]

No, I look in the mirror and I'm like, what's up? I did it. None of y'all did.

[Brie]

You don't get a little mad?

[Josh Richards]

Nope, I don't get mad at all.

[Brie]

I feel like you being like, I don't get mad.

[Angel Reese]

I'm so chill.

[Brie]

Means you get a little mad.

[Josh Richards]

No, no, no, no. There's nothing to really get mad at. It's not like she's, like, answering DMS.

[Brie]

What if Drake DMs.

[Josh Richards]

She doesn't even, like, check her DM. DM.

[Dave Portnoy]

So what if.

[Brie]

What if Drake DM'd her? You get excited?

[Josh Richards]

No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't get excited.

[Dave Portnoy]

Right.

[Josh Richards]

I'm not like a cuck.

[Brie]

Would you that, though?

[Josh Richards]

I wouldn't cuck anything.

[Brie]

Sure. You wouldn't cuck that one.

[Josh Richards]

I wouldn't. That is the most disturbed. That enrages me. People that. People that are a cuck. That enrages me. Any sense of non loyalty. That enrages me.

[Brie]

Okay. All right.

[Josh Richards]

Any of it. Any of it. Open marriage, enraged, you're an idiot. Anything like that. Stupid.

[Brie]

Why?

[Josh Richards]

Why? Because I know what marriage is.

[Brie]

I agree with the marriage thing. But do you think there are more cucks than we know?

[Josh Richards]

I'd like to know. Yes. Way more.

[Brie]

Yeah. You cross murderers on the street. How many cucks do you think we cross?

[Josh Richards]

Oh, at least three a day.

[Brie]

You think?

[Josh Richards]

Where are you walking in New York? If you're walking down the street in New York, at least three a day. You know how many people you pass in New York?

[Brie]

I know. I wonder if any of our friends are cucks. I don't. I am not opposed. I couldn't be a cuck. Like, I couldn't. Are women cucks? Can women be cucks?

[Josh Richards]

Sure.

[Brie]

I don't know if there's many women cucks.

[Josh Richards]

I. I don't know. I don't know. This is not my field, Brie.

[Brie]

I think I wouldn't be opposed to, like, having a. A male boy. A male cuck boyfriend. But I could Never be a woman Cuck.

[Josh Richards]

We need to get you like, psych evaluated. Like, we don't need to go to like a psychic. We don't need to go to somebody that's gonna, you know, do his little like. What's that called when they make you do things?

[Brie]

Hypnosis, Hypn.

[Josh Richards]

This. We don't need to go to those people. You just need to go to like a psychological evaluation.

[Brie]

I just. I don't. Cuck. Shane. I don't think there's anything wrong with cucks. I think they're in their own lane. They have their own game. They do their own thing. They stay.

[Josh Richards]

They do their own thing. They stay in their own shirt.

[Angel Reese]

Yeah.

[Brie]

It's like they're. They're doing their own thing. That's respect. Own it. I think cucks should own their more.

[Josh Richards]

I vow that one day I will make this a cuckless world.

[Brie]

But how are you gonna. How are you gonna get rid of all the cops?

[Josh Richards]

I'll be like Batman for cucks.

[Brie]

You're gonna kill all the cucks?

[Josh Richards]

I just said I'd be Batman. Batman doesn't kill people. He puts them away. Put them in a rubber room where they belong.

[Brie]

You're gonna put all the cucks in a rubber room and then. Oh, and then it's like who's gonna turn uncuck first?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brie]

It's like who's the strongest cuck standing.

[Josh Richards]

Talk about a psychological evaluation.

[Brie]

Because there's gonna be one cuck at the end of game, you know?

[Josh Richards]

You know that show, like on YouTube where they are all in the glass box and it's like 10 black people, one white dude, and they're all blindfolded. They have to guess which one the white dude is. It's just all cucks in a room and they have to figure out who the. Who is the cuck. That's what. That's what we're gonna.

[Brie]

Essentially that's what you would do. And I'll support the cucks.

[Josh Richards]

Whatever. There's always a joker.

[Brie]

I think you're the joker. I think we should support cucks. Whatever.

[Josh Richards]

You are Joker. I am Batman.

[Brie]

Me. We'll see if anyone else below supports the cucks. I don't think many people will.

[Josh Richards]

I think I'm going to win this one.

[Brie]

I think you could. I will give that one to you.

[Josh Richards]

Loyalty.

[Brie]

I think you're going to win that one. Let's see what else is on my list.

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[Brie]

Really got you going like that?

[Josh Richards]

Like him.

[Brie]

Oh, this one was just on here. Dudes with bleach blonde hair, about six foot, Canadian, Talk a lot. Blue eyes. The worst. Annoying podcasters. Terrible. Hate podcasters. They're the worst. Kirk Minahan. Just. That's. Yeah. The movie. Downsize me. Love Matt Damon. Enrages me. I had to walk out of the theater and it enrages me because I love him so much.

[Dave Portnoy]

What's.

[Josh Richards]

Is what, he got shrunk or something?

[Brie]

He's shrunk and it's just. It is. Josh, I. I want you to watch that movie and try to sit down and enjoy it.

[Josh Richards]

It's like a bad. Honey, we shrunk the kids.

[Brie]

It's just bad. It's just bad. And I love him so much that it enraged me to have to watch him be bad because I know how great he is. Something like that. The movie Wonka.

[Josh Richards]

I haven't watched it yet. I keep wanting to watch it and Gabby won't watch it with me.

[Brie]

I don't think you should.

[Josh Richards]

Why?

[Brie]

That's another thing I left the theater for. And I don't leave. I don't walk out.

[Josh Richards]

I don't want talking up Timothy Chalamet.

[Brie]

I love him to death just like I love Matt. We can't always be great.

[Josh Richards]

That's true.

[Brie]

And if you don't have a little failure, are you even a little bit relatable? That's why I love them so much. The movie's the substance.

[Josh Richards]

Oh my God, don't even get me started on the substance.

[Brie]

Do people like it? Are people gonna hate it?

[Josh Richards]

Liked it? People like people liked it because it.

[Brie]

Was shock factor value.

[Josh Richards]

It's just not. It's. It's. Hey, it's just not my film. Know, that's what I'll say.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like I.

[Josh Richards]

If I'm going to a movie, it's just not my piece of Art. Art is subjective.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

People can like, whatever they want. Right? I'm. That's just.

[Brie]

Yeah. Don't yuck my.

[Josh Richards]

No, again. We can yuck.

[Brie]

I like that.

[Josh Richards]

That's not art. That's just trash. That's what that is. Substance. I get it. It's a piece of art. I just felt like that could have been a short film.

[Brie]

It could have been a preview.

[Josh Richards]

If I would have. The way I would have been able to enjoy it if it. It would have had to been 30 minutes. Yeah. Because I can't watch something like that for that long.

[Brie]

It was just too long.

[Josh Richards]

It just. It makes me sick to my stomach.

[Brie]

Yeah. And there was not enough dialogue for me, so maybe. Yeah. It just wasn't our. It wasn't our forte.

[Josh Richards]

I'm just not into the. The gore. I don't do gore. Like the terrifier. That's that clown movie, right? That is like one of the. Like, it's banned in some countries or whatnot. Like, it's just so gory. We started that for about two minutes one night in this household when they.

[Brie]

Ripped the eyeballs out.

[Josh Richards]

That was the first scene.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

We're not watching this.

[Brie]

Yeah. It's gross.

[Josh Richards]

You guys keep watching it. I'm not watching it.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

There's no way I'm gonna spend my Friday night doing something.

[Brie]

And I don't think you would like Game of Thrones, but that's different. Because there's honor and bravery.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. And there's like. And it's like. It's not about a psycho killing innocent people.

[Brie]

There's a lot of psycho killers.

[Josh Richards]

Game of Thrones is like. It's fantasy world. It's not. You know.

[Brie]

Yeah. You gotta watch it.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

Rick Ross enrages me. Enrages me. Put Molly in a champagne.

[Angel Reese]

She didn't even know.

[Brie]

And there's. So he came to. He did some interview where he was just the worst. But then he gets me back when he's, like, cutting down trees. Have you seen him, like, cut down trees?

[Josh Richards]

He's taking care of his, like, lawn.

[Brie]

And I'm like. But he's just doing the thing where he's trying to be likable because he's. He's a bad.

[Josh Richards]

He kind of reminds me of a less funny DJ Khaled.

[Brie]

Yeah. 100.

[Josh Richards]

That's his Internet character.

[Brie]

To me, he's stealing a stick.

[Josh Richards]

To me, his Internet character is a less funny DJ Khaled.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Because DJ Khaled is. I. I think he's self aware. When I watch DJ Khaled's videos. I'm like, he's self aware. He knows what's going on. Do you think he's pissing off everybody around him? Like, his wife looks like he, like she hates him.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

In the videos. And it cracks me up every time I watch one of his videos, him just repeating stuff.

[Brie]

The Gatorade one.

[Angel Reese]

Gatorade.

[Brie]

I love Gatorade.

[Angel Reese]

I love Gatorade.

[Brie]

Gatorade is so good.

[Angel Reese]

Gatorade. Gatorade.

[Josh Richards]

What a guy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Dude.

[Josh Richards]

So corny, but I love him.

[Brie]

Oh. Oh, my God. Oh. When people don't understand or appreciate the importance of animated movies, I love, like, when I'm asking people what are their favorite movies and they don't even, like, think to say, maybe an animated movie. Or I throw in, like, I love Luca. I love Inside Out. I love Moana. And people are kind of overlooking it. Yeah. Spirited Away, like a Lucky is even a good one, too. People don't appreciate and understand that they're for adults too.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, a hundred percent. I mean, you're talking to someone that watches animated.

[Brie]

Yeah. I knew you would appreciate their life.

[Josh Richards]

So I, I, I feel like the animated scene has been so weak lately.

[Brie]

I know.

[Josh Richards]

I'm just waiting for something good to come out. Luca, we just live action animated stuff now.

[Brie]

We're just redoing, like, oh, I just.

[Josh Richards]

Want more animated stuff. Come up with more original animated stuff.

[Brie]

Like, Despicable Me is so good.

[Josh Richards]

When's the next, like, what's the next? How train your dragon.

[Brie]

That's good. Oh, my God. Like that, that, like, people don't appreciate.

[Josh Richards]

What's the next type of Avatar? The last Airbender that's going to come. What a show.

[Brie]

Incredible.

[Josh Richards]

Never gets old. I've watched it four times.

[Brie]

No, it's the best. Luca. Have you seen Luca?

[Josh Richards]

I haven't watched Luca.

[Brie]

I almost got a Luca tattoo. I stopped myself. I ordered a little boy phone case. It was a little boy.

[Josh Richards]

And you were like, that would be weird.

[Brie]

Well, I was trying to incorporate it so it wouldn't be a little boy. I was going to get the town that they lived in in Italy, like, in a little postcard stamp thing. And I thought it would be cute and it would be a Luca one. I still think I, I, you know, I think I'm reworking it. I think I kind of like that. But Luca's my favorite movie ever, so if you haven't watched that, no one appreciates that that too much. Sober people who on drunk people.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, yeah.

[Brie]

Enrages me.

[Josh Richards]

Hey, man, I get you're better than me. I can. I can see that from a mile away. You walked in a room, you have your shirt tucked in, you got a belt on, and it's not even because your pants are too big. It's just for, like, a look.

[Brie]

Yeah. And you just have washboard abs because there's no. There's no fat. I get it.

[Josh Richards]

Better than me.

[Brie]

Me. Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

I'm doing this because I, in my head, want to pretend I'm as good as you. I want to feel something on me.

[Brie]

Or I want to feel nothing.

[Josh Richards]

Don't on me. I'm already at a low. Yeah.

[Brie]

I don't care. Be sober. I love. A lot of my friends are sober.

[Josh Richards]

I'm not gonna make fun of you for being sober. Yeah.

[Brie]

Don't yuck my.

[Josh Richards]

We're not making that a thing, Bri.

[Brie]

I am.

[Josh Richards]

We're not making that a thing.

[Brie]

Don't yuck my.

[Josh Richards]

You can be so bad thing.

[Brie]

I can be drunk. Don't yuck my. It's my thing, Josh.

[Josh Richards]

Hate that. That I'm have to be involved with this.

[Brie]

Don't yuck my. What else we got? Oh, back to the hair stuff. So I'm so hairy, but you have to be hairless. And it's like, I get it. People can be like, you could grow your armpit hair. You could grow it all.

[Angel Reese]

Your hair.

[Brie]

But I don't want, like, then society looks at me like I'm yucky, and I wish they didn't, but they do.

[Josh Richards]

That's true.

[Brie]

So you, like, have to be. You have to fit into society's norms. And it's like, yeah, you don't have to.

[Josh Richards]

So you would want. Want to just be walking around, armpit hair, dangling.

[Brie]

Yes. I want to be natural. If everyone was just all natural, it didn't matter. Like, why would it matter? We wouldn't even think twice about it because that would be our natural form. And it wouldn't be like, we're supposed to be hairless.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. If we were cavemen.

[Brie]

Yeah, that way.

[Josh Richards]

I guess.

[Brie]

But, like, you get to grow out all your hair.

[Josh Richards]

Not true. Gabby likes when I, like, shave my chest.

[Brie]

Yeah, but, like, your legs, your arms.

[Josh Richards]

So she still has preference.

[Brie]

That's true. But I'm just like, what, you want.

[Josh Richards]

A guy to have, like, an uncontrollable bush?

[Brie]

No, I'm not saying that that's a thing.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, I guess it goes both ways.

[Brie]

But I'm talking legs, and I'm talking arms. I want them to be hairy.

[Josh Richards]

I think I Don't think guys care much about arms. I feel like that's like a middle school thing. Yeah, I mean, I guess maybe there's like a certain, you know, degree, but it's like I remember being in grade nine and this is terrible. This is terrible. But I was in grade nine and I was talking to a girl and, you know, we had just started talking and I'm really young and she's over at my place, and I remember I lean in at one moment to kiss this girl and I notice.

[Brie]

You were nine.

[Josh Richards]

No, in grade nine. No, not nine.

[Brie]

It's like you were getting down with that.

[Josh Richards]

Like that nine year old Josh was about it. No, I was in grade nine and I noticed that she had some. A little mustache. You know, like a little, little.

[Angel Reese]

And you know what?

[Josh Richards]

Now looking back at it, I'm like, damn, that girl probably, like had never shaved before in her life kind of thing. She just didn't even know yet. And I saw that and I was. I was out.

[Dave Portnoy]

I was out.

[Brie]

You didn't care.

[Josh Richards]

It was. I. I might have. I might have. It wouldn't have been as long as it would have been, but I. I just. I remember being young and being like, what the hell?

[Dave Portnoy]

What the a.

[Josh Richards]

Well, she has a bigger mustache than I do.

[Brie]

Did you say it to her?

[Josh Richards]

No.

[Brie]

Okay.

[Josh Richards]

No, I played it off super nice. Like never. Never, like did anything mean or. She doesn't even know. Yeah, now she does, but she never knew, you know?

[Brie]

Okay, good.

[Josh Richards]

And now I feel like a dick for that. Right now I feel awful because nowadays it's like, what? What are you talking about? Everyone's got a little.

[Brie]

Everyone's got a little something.

[Josh Richards]

Everyone's got hair. Like, you see a little hair on a girl's arm or something, you're not gonna be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Brie]

A little pedophile. If you are freaked out.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. Because what do you, like, looking for?

[Brie]

You're on a list. You're on a bad one. Strange. I remember I was at my aunt's house. I don't know, it might have been similar, like ninth grade or eighth grade. And I'm sitting down and my aunt starts looking at me. My dad's there for dinner.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

And she's like staring at me. She's looking at my lip and I'm like, what's on my lip? And I'm. I'm like, what? What is there? And she like, whispers to my dad, you need to get her mustache waxed. And I could hear it. I'm like, it Was.

[Josh Richards]

It wasn't like a.

[Brie]

It was like, you need to get her mush test wax. I'm like, oh, my God.

[Angel Reese]

I started sobbing.

[Brie]

I mustache and everyone. They have a mustache that day on Italian girl had to. I get my mustache wax ever since.

[Josh Richards]

Man, that's probably. It's probably not just Italian. I bet you there's a couple.

[Brie]

No, like, a lot of girls too.

[Josh Richards]

You know, like.

[Brie]

And they like derma blade their face and stuff.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brie]

It's a thing. We've got hair.

[Josh Richards]

It's just like certain. Yeah. Certain races just.

[Brie]

But when you're young, it's like, wow.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

I'm a boy.

[Josh Richards]

You don't know that. You don't know that.

[Brie]

And boys are mean like that.

[Josh Richards]

You shouldn't have to know that yet.

[Brie]

No, but my aunt.

[Josh Richards]

Awful.

[Brie]

I'm grateful my aunt made me get it waxed because then I didn't get bullied for it. I got bullied for my acne instead. Oh, I'm a big nose. And then I got a nose job and went on Accutane.

[Josh Richards]

There you go.

[Brie]

Still hate. Just gotti from math class.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh.

[Brie]

So, I mean, he turned around and he starts looking at my chest. And I will never forget, I'm wearing this striped V neck and it's like this Hollister. I was so excited about it, I'm.

[Josh Richards]

Sure, because Hollister was the. It was the. If you were walking into school with Hollister, you were cool.

[Brie]

It was a hand me down too. But no one knew.

[Josh Richards]

No one knows that one. No, it don't matter.

[Brie]

Had my Hollister long. It was like. It was striped. It was a maroon and white. And I had my Tiffany. My fake Tiffany's necklace on. And Scotty turns around, he looks at me, he starts looking at my chest.

[Josh Richards]

And I'm like, what's up, Scotty?

[Brie]

What are you doing? He goes, connecting the dots. I'm like, what? He's like, connecting the dots of the acne on your chest. Went to the bathroom, sobbed. What a dick, man. He was mean. He had a ponytail.

[Josh Richards]

Good.

[Brie]

Lying redhead ponytail. I'm like, that. I should be making fun of you.

[Josh Richards]

Gotta respect the line.

[Brie]

Yeah, no, it was good.

[Josh Richards]

It's a good. It was a good line. How old were you?

[Brie]

Seventh grade. Wow, that's math class.

[Josh Richards]

Credible line for a seventh grader.

[Brie]

Mr. McDonald's math class. Yeah, Scotty, it was awful. So. Yeah. Oh, yoga instructors.

[Josh Richards]

You're not about them.

[Brie]

It's not that I'm not about them. It enrages me that they're so Calm all the time. And I think I want to be that calm. And it's like, how are you so calm? I feel like they're hiding something.

[Josh Richards]

Well, they're probably doing a lot of yoga.

[Brie]

Yeah, that's true.

[Josh Richards]

You know, but also, they probably have to come off as calm. Mom. And I think you had a cracked out yoga teacher. You'd be like, well, obviously this don't work. Yeah, I'm just gonna pack my bags and go. Yeah, you're going to yoga to be calm.

[Brie]

I just know one. I know one yoga instructor from back home where my friends. Mom's. My friend's mom cheated on her husband. There's a lot of that with this yoga instructor. So I think forever. I'm just enraged by yoga instructors because I feel like they're all of their yoga students, which kind of could be true.

[Josh Richards]

I see that.

[Brie]

I could see that.

[Josh Richards]

It's like therapists.

[Brie]

Yeah. Wait, do you think there's. You think a lot of therapists have sex with their clients? Patients?

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

Really?

[Josh Richards]

It wouldn't be in TV all the time if it didn't happen real life.

[Brie]

Did you really just say that?

[Josh Richards]

Where do you think they got the idea for the tv?

[Brie]

You think everything on TV is just real and happens?

[Josh Richards]

Well, they didn't come up with the idea. It's clearly tv. It clearly happened in the. They were like, we got to start putting this in tv. It happens all the time. This is relatable to the masses.

[Brie]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

All right. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Everyone's their therapist. I would if I had, like, a hot therapist, I guess. I guess it's like a fantasy thing. But mine's a girl, and she's like.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. And I think it's like, you're super vulnerable with your therapists, and they're, like, helping you. So it's, like, easy for therapist to.

[Brie]

You know, you feel like they love you, but it's like they just. Their job helping.

[Josh Richards]

They're just getting paid.

[Brie]

They're just doing their job.

[Josh Richards]

Yep.

[Brie]

Yeah. Oh, another one that's kind of like. I think I'm just jealous. People with a lot of hobbies enrage me. Like, people that play the piano, play chess, or, like, go sailing on the weekends, and then, like, also do pickle ball. It's just, how do you have enough time for that? And you make me.

[Josh Richards]

I wanted that person.

[Brie]

Me too. That's why I didn't rage.

[Josh Richards]

So you're jealous.

[Brie]

You're a little jealous.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, I get that. I. I want to be that Person so bad. I want to know how to do everything.

[Brie]

Everything.

[Josh Richards]

I want to know about history.

[Brie]

Do you have any hobbies?

[Josh Richards]

Golf.

[Brie]

Oh, that's a hobby.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. That's like my number one hobby.

[Brie]

Drinking's not a hobby.

[Josh Richards]

No, no, no. It's a problem. An addiction, you could say.

[Brie]

Don't yuck my.

[Josh Richards]

I'm getting it yucked.

[Brie]

I really don't know if I have a hobby. Doom scrolling on tick tock.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. That's probably another addiction.

[Brie]

Making videos is a hobby. I would say.

[Josh Richards]

But that's kind of your job.

[Brie]

But my hobby turned job. Like people that crochet hats and now they sell them on Instagram.

[Josh Richards]

That's true.

[Brie]

That's a hobby job.

[Josh Richards]

That is a hobby job.

[Brie]

Yeah. I really don't have any more. I think maybe that's one of my goals for 2025. Get a hobby.

[Josh Richards]

That's. That's where I was at too. Just start doing more stuff.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Like, I want to learn how to play guitar.

[Brie]

Yeah. Fun.

[Josh Richards]

I want to know how to do things. I want to. You know what?

[Brie]

I always start hobbies and then throw them away.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

I just.

[Josh Richards]

I get, like, so excited about it.

[Brie]

Yeah. And what show is that from? Where it's the guy that can never finish anything. Is that Dr. Doofenshmirtz? Is Dr. DoofenshmirtZ. He can never finish anything.

[Josh Richards]

I thought he just. Plans always got foiled by Perry.

[Brie]

There's a show I. People are gonna know what I'm talking about.

[Josh Richards]

Okay.

[Brie]

Where they. He keeps. Or he or she keeps starting hobbies or things and can never finish them.

[Josh Richards]

Say my life.

[Brie]

That I was gonna say.

[Angel Reese]

It's.

[Brie]

That's me. I feel. Whoever that is. Huh. Because I start so many things. Like, I started playing the ukulele.

[Josh Richards]

Yep.

[Brie]

Got frustrated with it after like two weeks. Stopped doing it. I was sewing for a lot, and then I just stopped sewing because I kept traveling. Bring my sewing machine with me maybe.

[Josh Richards]

But in the suitcase.

[Brie]

Put it in the suitcase. I bring the ukulele with me. You know, Like, I just want to stick to something.

[Josh Richards]

I think it's good for the psyche.

[Brie]

I think it is good for the psyche too. Oh, another thing that enrages me. Me not liking Taylor Swift last year. I wish I didn't have that arc.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. I think that whole last year. Yeah.

[Brie]

Well, yeah, that too.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

I mean, I could go on about all the things that enraged me of last year.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

But I think I'll take that out in the rage room.

[Josh Richards]

I think that's what we should Do.

[Brie]

Yeah. I don't want. If I go on a rant about that. I just want to smash stuff about that.

[Josh Richards]

Let's go smash it.

[Brie]

Yeah, but the me hating Taylor Swift or not hating her but not liking her. I wish I didn't go through that. But I guess you got to go through peaks and valleys.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah.

[Brie]

To find your forever home.

[Josh Richards]

And that's T. Swift.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

That's beautiful.

[Brie]

Thank you.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's all right.

[Brie]

You didn't yuck my there.

[Josh Richards]

No, no, no, no. Now I want to, but I won't.

[Angel Reese]

And.

[Brie]

Yeah, that's it. That's all my enragings.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. I had another one. It slipped my mind. I think you interrupted me or something disrespectful. So now I don't remember. Maybe people that interrupt me when I'm talking.

[Brie]

Yeah, that's what I don't like. That's annoying.

[Josh Richards]

Like, I'm trying to tell a really funny story and I'm hilarious. So I need a second.

[Brie]

I need to learn something. Sorry, I'm doing it again. I need to get prescribed Adderall or something. I really think I have add.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.

[Brie]

I know. And it's like, oh, my God, if I just woke up and popped an Adderall, my life would probably be a lot better and easier and I'd have a hobby.

[Josh Richards]

You. You would find time for a hobby there, and you would stick to it.

[Brie]

And I wouldn't talk over you when you talk on the podcast.

[Josh Richards]

No. Because you wouldn't give me opportunity to speak.

[Brie]

No. But I think when you actually need it. Adderall, and you take it, it. Then you're a little more chilled out.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. Well, it doesn't. I find it doesn't chill you out. I feel like. Doesn't make my brain go in a bunch of different directions.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Like, I'm. I'm. I'm going in one direction.

[Brie]

You can watch the difference.

[Josh Richards]

Like, and I always have, like, five conversations. I feel like going on in my head at the same time. So it's like I'll be in the middle of a conversation, and I won't even be thinking about what I'm talking about. And then halfway through the conversation, I'm like, what was I just talking about? I don't know anymore. And then I'm, like, trying to figure out the five different directions I was going and where that is. And then I find it' like, it's awful. I'm the. I'm also, like, not a. I'm not a Storyteller, where you're going to get the story.

[Brie]

You have to pry it out of you.

[Josh Richards]

I'm. I start three months earlier.

[Brie]

Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

Then I cut two months forward.

[Brie]

I've noticed that.

[Josh Richards]

And then I go back about a week, and then I'm going to tell you something, like, completely irrelevant. But that guy's in this story. So I want you to get a little background on this one character.

[Brie]

You know, I got to do the.

[Josh Richards]

Arc, and then it's like 30 minutes go by, and I haven't even told you the story I wanted to tell you at the start. And then I'm like, like, oh, yeah. And by the way, so what I was saying, it's like, it's bad.

[Brie]

And then the whole time you're doing that, I'm in my head, going off of points that you're saying, thinking of things that I relate to that I could bring to the conversation. But then you're having a totally different conversation, and then it just ends up two idiots saying stuff that they don't know what they're talking about.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brie]

So maybe. Oh, that's a segment we could do on the pod. Go get prescribed.

[Josh Richards]

Go go or go get, like, tested.

[Brie]

Go get diagnosed.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go get diagnosed is the clinical term.

[Brie]

And then prescribed. And then prescribe and then your therapist. Me, not you.

[Josh Richards]

Yeah. Dude, I don't even have a therapist.

[Brie]

I know. I do. Yeah. I'm feeling hot, and I'm feeling like I actually am really angry about the last year, so I kind of want to go smash some stuff.

[Josh Richards]

Let's go. Let's go to this little smash room.

[Brie]

Should we go to the rage room?

[Josh Richards]

Let's go to the rage room.

[Brie]

Let's go to the rage room.

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[Josh Richards]

All right, we're at the rage room.

[Brie]

Should we turn this off?

[Josh Richards]

2024 maybe. Wasn't the Happiest year. You know, there are a lot of things going on. Politics wise, maybe relationship wise, maybe alcohol abuse wise.

[Brie]

I had a great year. We.

[Josh Richards]

We are gonna get all that anger out, start 2025 off the right way and break some shit.

[Brie]

I bottle all my emotions up. This is the best place I could possibly be.

[Josh Richards]

We're breaking bottles.

[Brie]

We're breaking bottles.

[Josh Richards]

You wanna start off with a little, like, dinger? Like me? Toss you a beer bottle and you try to. Okay, go over there. Go over there.

[Brie]

Well, I don't know if I liked it. I'm stressed out. Can we just smash them off the wall?

[Josh Richards]

Yeah, do whatever you want.

[Brie]

Okay, ready? Let's try this. This is just. How do you die? This is just scary. How did that even happen?

[Josh Richards]

Oh, that one was a home run. That one was pretty good right there. I feel like that one kind of exploded.

[Brie]

That was awesome. Oh, she said get a little swinging with the crowbar.

[Josh Richards]

You are the worst at breaking things.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes.

[Brie]

I'm not.

[Angel Reese]

How is that even possible?

[Josh Richards]

Wait, now I got to try to throw it and see. What?

[Brie]

What? Are you serious? Okay, see, that's hard to break.

[Josh Richards]

That's an invincible.

[Brie]

It's hard to break.

[Josh Richards]

She did say unless you have an Alvin Almighty throw that you're not. You're not going to break it off though. That one worked.

[Angel Reese]

That's good.

[Josh Richards]

Oh.

[Brie]

Oh, that's scary now. This is the most indestructible bottle ever.

[Josh Richards]

I know. It can't even break. I mean, we kind of knew that was gonna happen.

[Brie]

I know. I thought it was gonna be strong for some reason.

[Josh Richards]

Oh, that was good, though.

[Brie]

Awesome. Yeah.

[Angel Reese]

That is awesome.

[Brie]

Okay.

[Josh Richards]

Kobe double smash.

[Brie]

Let's go another one. Oh, fuck.

[Josh Richards]

I feel like I'm gonna get hit by three.

[Brie]

I broke it. I broke the strong one.

[Josh Richards]

Yes.

[Brie]

Oh, my God. Okay, Josh, break stuff.

[Josh Richards]

That's pretty sweet. That's pretty sweet.

[Brie]

That is awesome.

[Josh Richards]

Wait.

[Brie]

You bitch. No. I'm gonna save this for my last anger. Come on. Are you serious?

[Josh Richards]

Come on.

[Brie]

That is friggin fun. Little bald ass bitch ass pussy. All right, try to smash that because that means I'm stronger than you. If I could smash it and you couldn't.

[Josh Richards]

Or maybe I weakened it. Think about that.

[Brie]

This is the most physical extremity of S activity that has done in so long. Oh, you know who this is for? Scotty. In fucking math glass? Yeah, yeah, this is for Scotty in seventh grade. Fuck you, Scotty. I went on Accutane because of you.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that's dope.

[Brie]

Hey, Yeah.

[Josh Richards]

I missed.

[Brie]

That's fun.

[Josh Richards]

I missed. That thing fucking exploded. The mason.

[Brie]

Oh, this is for Eric. I had a crush on you and you told me you liked another girl and you broke my friggin heart.

[Josh Richards]

Fuck you, Eric.

[Brie]

I really liked him.

[Josh Richards]

Let's set this up and, like, chuck shit at it or something and then we can, like, smash it.

[Brie]

I want to smash it.

[Josh Richards]

The cup didn't break. What are the odds of that? Really put a mark. Do you want to hit it with the battery? The crowbar?

[Brie]

Should I hit it with the crowbar? Yeah. All right, One more. Josh. It feels good. Get over here.

[Josh Richards]

Remind me never to.

[Brie]

This is a lot of physical.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm kind of scared. I don't even think I.

[Brie]

Got. I feel good about that. Yeah, I feel good.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, whatever.

[Brie]

I feel like I released what I needed to release. I feel good about it. Feeling pretty chill after that.

[Josh Richards]

I ain't gonna argue.

[Brie]

Not sweating. Totally have deodorant on. Feel good. One more. Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, my lover.

[Brie]

All of it. What happened?

[Josh Richards]

My lover.

[Brie]

Oh, fuck you. Gabby's his girlfriend. Okay.

[Josh Richards]

All right.

[Brie]

All right. That's all good. I might faint.

[Angel Reese]

Whoa.

[Dave Portnoy]

God damn.

[Brie]

You just did the little. All right. We did good, guys.

[Josh Richards]

We did great.

[Brie]

Yeah. Feel good. Feel good.

[Josh Richards]

This will, like, let me sleep tonight.

[Brie]

Yeah, I hope so. I feel like I could go. Totally. Go to the bar, guys, right? You say yeah. Yeah. You say yeah. Come on, cut to Vegas.