"The Berkshire UFO Abductions" w/ Marcy Jarreau

Summary

Bigfoot Collectors Club

Episode: "The Berkshire UFO Abductions" w/ Marcy Jarreau
Release Date: October 15, 2025
Host(s): Michael “Mike Skull” McMillian & Riley Bray
Guest: Marcy Jarreau

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Episode Overview

In this spooky, Halloween-season episode, Mike and Riley are joined by podcaster/comedian Marcy Jarreau (A Funny Feeling, 90 Day Bae) for a deep dive into the chilling Berkshire UFO abductions of 1969 in Massachusetts. The Clubhouse crew swaps recent Bigfoot sighting accounts, Halloween memories, thoughts on ghostly experiences, and goes in-depth on one of the most striking multi-witness abduction cases in American history. With their signature irreverence and warmth, they balance humor with genuine fascination about the unknown.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Marcy’s Clubhouse Welcome & What’s New (04:06 – 09:20)

• Marcy’s Recent Projects: Celebrating A Funny Feeling podcast’s move to Spectra Vision, planning a live birthday mashup show at Dynasty Typewriter (07:08).
• Clubhouse Banter: Reminiscing about live shows, audience energy, and podcasting going video.
• Mike:

  “None of us thought we were gonna have to do this when we signed up… now, hey, you can watch us on YouTube.” (05:59)

2. Where In The World Is Bigfoot? – Recent Sightings (10:03 – 21:54)

• Sumter County, SC (May 2025):

  • A detailed firsthand account of a reddish-brown Bigfoot crossing a road, slapping a house, and throwing pine cones.
  • Marcy channeling witness:

    “We have had our house slapped a few times. Yeah, you heard me. They slapped my house. Rude.” (14:36)

  • The team enjoy the imagery and behavioral quirks of Bigfoots—like “house slapping”—and comment on the seriousness of the witnesses.
  • Mike:

    “I love this idea of a bigfoot just coming up and slapping the house.” (14:43)

• Jefferson County, OH (May 2025):

  • Trucker describes seeing a huge, brown, broad-shouldered Bigfoot near railroad tracks.
  • Witness describes using CB radio to alert others:

    “I tried to use my CB to get someone else looked at.” (19:11) – Riley as Trucker

  • Notes about credibility: trucker is 6'6" and familiar with the area.
  • Marcy jokes about Bigfoot’s hunky “Burt Reynolds” chest hair.

3. Halloween Traditions & Spooky Childhoods (26:03 – 31:16)

• Marcy’s Iconic Costume:
  • As a child, dressed as a “dead prostitute” (called herself a model at school), unaware of implications but loving spooky, edgy costumes.
  • “I was probably 10 years old… in my head I was like, I’m a dead boy prostitute.” (26:50)
• The Smells of Halloween:
  • Marcy dislikes plastic and makeup smells; Mike loved vinyl Ben Cooper masks.
• Modern Costuming:
  • Marcy’s Lil Kim VMAs costume with prosthetic breastplate—hilarious reactions but also “didn’t like how it felt” (30:05).

4. Premonitions & Paranormal Sensitivity (31:16 – 36:44)

• Spooky Experiences:
  • Marcy recounts a disturbing, unsolicited tarot reading, receiving extremely specific and unsettling messages from someone who had passed:

    “[Tarot]…really scared me. And I was like, oh, I don’t know that I want to do tarot ever again.” (31:35)

  • Discussing the sensitivity to the spirit world in her family, especially being from Louisiana, “it’s just more gothic down there. Everyone knows this.” (36:40)

5. Trick or Treat – Lightning Round Game (39:39 – 44:18)

• Marcy calls out which supernatural phenomena she finds appealing (“treat”) or frightening (“trick”), eventually spinning it into whether she’s afraid or not.
• Funny, rapid-fire takes:
  • Marcy: “Shape shifters? Treat. Sexy.” (40:55)
  • On vampires: “Maybe we call it a vampire, but it’s something else.” (41:53)

6. Astrology, Birth Charts, and Energy Vampires (44:18 – 47:01)

• Talk about sun, moon, and rising signs. Marcy identifies as a Sagittarius (“big personalities, like to party”), has tense relationships with Capricorns.
• “Maybe we call it a vampire, but it’s something else… I know someone in my life… I do believe they’re an energy vampire.” (42:12)
• Observations about optimism/pessimism and interpersonal “vibes.”

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Feature Story: The Berkshire UFO Abductions (50:00 – 78:04)

Detailed Case Recap (50:00 – 74:00)

• Setting the Scene:
  • Berkshire region of Massachusetts, September 1, 1969. Multiple independent families report an immense saucer-shaped craft, bright lights, missing time, and abduction experiences.
• Victims/Witnesses:
  • Melanie Kirchdorfer (14):
    • With family near Lake Mansfield, bright aura surrounds car, missing time ensues.
    • Recalls being on a table, then in a room with other children vanishing one by one.

      “I was in a room with just young people and they would disappear one by one by one.” (55:08)

    • Walks home alone; family doesn’t recall separation.
  • Tom Warner (10):
    • Was “yanked” out by an internal voice, paralyzed in a beam of light on his neighbor’s lawn.
    • Oz Factor: “All the sounds… suddenly went quiet.”
    • Remembers being on a craft, seeing Melanie (who doesn’t recall him)—they later meet as adults, recognize a “connection.”
    • Wakes up lying in grass, beam pins him down—“we’ll be done in a minute” (telepathic voice)—returns, craft flies away.
  • Tom Reed (9):
    • In car with mother, brother, and grandmother while crossing a covered bridge.
    • Bridge is flooded with light, time skip; passengers’ positions rearranged on return.
    • Recalls being experimented on in a metallic room; possible earlier abductions.
    • His family harassed intensely after trying to share their experience.
  • Other accounts:
    • Jane Green and girlfriend saw an immense, silent, turtle shell–shaped craft over the road.
    • Kevin Titus and brother discovered a cow mutilation and observed UFO hovering over property.
• Social Fallout & Plaque Dispute:
  • The UFO incident was later made part of the town’s “historically true” record, had a park plaque funded by the History Channel (since removed amid private/public land disputes).
• Community Trauma:
  • Witnesses subject to skepticism, ridicule, and in some cases (Melanie), punishment/ostracism by their families.

Roundtable Theories & Musings

• Mike and Marcy speculate:
  • On the “human and alien collaboration” aspect: abductee Tom Reed suspects both humans and “ant-like entities” were present.
  • Marcy floats the "future human" theory—that greys are evolved, time-traveling humans working with the government.

    “There could be a middle ground between aliens and people... just humans that left... there’s time travel, they’ve evolved.” (71:05)

  • Riley wonders why the abduction process is so traumatic if they’re “just us.”
• Mike (Vet Analogy):

  “You could ask my dog Violet the same question about when I bring her to the vet... they basically say the same thing to us that we tell our dogs...” (75:09)

• Marcy:

  “It’s so much scarier than ghosts... ghost, you’re like, they can’t actually really do anything. This is like taking you and... putting you on a scary table and God knows what.” (74:39)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the case’s trauma:
  • “Her family had no recollection of how they’d gotten separated or how they had arrived home without their daughter.” (Melanie’s abduction — 55:36)
  • “Tom experienced terrible pain while being operated on… could hear a woman screaming.” (Tom Reed’s abduction — 60:24)
• Why people didn’t talk:
  • “I know someone… who’s had more than one experience... they don’t want to talk about it because... that will make it happen again.” (68:21)
  • “Her parents… locked her in the basement until she agreed not to talk about this anymore.” (Great Barrington witness — 65:37)
• Final note from witness:
  • “Something weird happened here and we were a part of it.” – Melanie Kirchdorfer (73:51)

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Closing Segments

Riley’s Project Update (81:15–83:15)

• Launches peacedrone.net – browser wind chime music toy and a free audio plugin.
• “You just go there and you... It turns your web browser into a little wind chime friend.” (82:19)

Plugs & Where to Find Marcy (78:15 – 78:40)

• A Funny Feeling – all major platforms, now with video.
• 90 Day Bae and Ellis For Losers – on Patreon.
• Live show tickets: look for Marcy’s Linktree via @marcylane2 on Instagram.
• Marcy:

  “You can find A Funny Feeling wherever you find your podcast and video on Spotify. We’re working with those dogs. And then, yeah, I’m around...” (78:15)

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Episode Memorable Quotes (by Timestamp)

• On Bigfoot’s family variety:
  • Mike: “Just because one person has brown hair doesn’t mean the rest are going to have... the same chestnut colored hair.” (16:10)
• On supernatural belief:
  • Marcy: “Let’s make this clear. I believe in every single one of these things.” (40:29)
• On unwelcome extraterrestrial visitors:
  • Marcy: “I don’t want it.” (77:58)
• On sharing experiences:
  • Marcy: “Apparently this is why I tell everyone every thought I’ve ever had.” (67:06)
• On the abductions:
  • Melanie (as voiced by Marcy): “This brilliant bright aura came round. I get goosebumps thinking about it.” (54:12)

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Timeline of Main Content Segments

| Timestamp | Segment / Topic | |------------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 04:06 | Marcy’s intro, birthday show plans | | 10:03 | Bigfoot sighting #1: Sumter County, SC | | 17:07 | Bigfoot sighting #2: Jefferson County, OH | | 26:03 | Halloween costuming memories | | 31:16 | Spooky tarot/premonition discussion | | 39:39 | Trick or Treat lightning game | | 44:18 | Astrology/energy vampires | | 50:00 | Berkshire UFO Abduction case summary & discussion | | 78:15 | Marcy’s plugs | | 81:15 | Riley’s audio project plug |

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Tone & Style Notes

• The conversation is irreverent, candid, and warm; playful roasting (“I was battling a cobweb in my backyard”), genre-savvy quips, and gently supportive riffing on the weirdness of paranormal events.
• Guest and hosts easily toggle between skepticism, honest awe, and comic relief, never taking themselves too seriously.
• Direct quotes are used for both factual clarity and humor—preserving Marcy’s and Mike’s personalities.

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Summary

This episode exemplifies Bigfoot Collectors Club’s blend of the comedic and the uncanny. The Berkshire UFO case is explored with narrative detail, empathy for its traumatized witnesses, and deft connections to broader paranormal themes. Along the way, the episode delivers fresh credulity to the Bigfoot myth, personalizes Halloween nostalgia, and winks at the cosmic absurdity of modern high strangeness. For fans of the unexplained (and the deeply explainable human reactions surrounding it), this Clubhouse session is as inviting as it is eerie.

Transcript

[Mike Skull McElion]

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[Marcy Jaro]

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[Mike Skull McElion]

Learn more at WhatsApp.com Bigfoot Collectors Club presents Terrifying tales from Zombie Beasts. Bigfoot's Cryptid Crypt. I know a ghost story about. Just a reminder for everybody listening. It's Halloween time, okay? It's Halloween time, so make sure that you've got your costumes ready. Make sure you've got your fake cotton cobwebs strung across your trees. Actually, don't do that because. Because hummingbirds get caught in them. It's bad.

[Marcy Jaro]

Don't do that.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Don't do that. Don't. You know, I think you can come in. You're fine guests. We'll introduce you informally later.

[Marcy Jaro]

It's, you know, I had to chime in about hummingbirds.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah, I also, there was a. I was battling a cobweb in my backyard. Well, back of the building. It's not really my backyard, but there was a giant spiderweb that was like connecting from. From an upper balcony to a tree. And I was like, that's right where my hummingbirds fly through. Threw a little stick and knocked it down. And the spider, like, climbed up the web and, like, hung out on the patio. And then the next day I came back and he was back and I threw another stick and then the whole thing just came down. I watched that spider just fall.

[Marcy Jaro]

Oh, no.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Really bad. Well, you know what?

[Marcy Jaro]

Trading one life for another, right?

[Mike Skull McElion]

He's not dead. He floated down. He's fine. But he moved his web and that's all I needed him to do. I don't really think he was hurt in the process. He landed in some leaves and trees. It's fine.

[Marcy Jaro]

I'm trying to make my background glow like yours, and it's not.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Oh, you got to put it.

[Riley Bray]

Put.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Put your light behind you.

[Marcy Jaro]

That makes sense.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Drop that light down there behind you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Zombie Bigfoot's Crypted Crypt, where we are sharing extra spooky stories of high strangeness all month long right here on Bigfoot Collectors Club. And over on bcc, the other side on Supercast. I'm your host, Mike Skull McElion. With me always is the cosmic conductor of cryptid choruses. That was submitted by the one and only Stephen Meyer Jr. Who we love and adore. He is one of our moderators over on the Discord as well as the subreddit where you guys get to talk all nasty about us. I'm scared. I still won't go.

[Riley Bray]

They tell me it's nice over there.

[Mike Skull McElion]

They told me to go there. I don't want to.

[Marcy Jaro]

I went.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You've heard her voice. You know who it is. You read the name of the episode. I assume maybe you didn't. Our guest this week returning to the show for what, the eighth time? I'm going to guess ninth time. We've performed live together a few times. Live stream together. You know, we're from podcasts like A Funny Feeling with Betsy Sedaro. You know her from podcasts like 90 Day Bay with Nicole Byer. You know her, you'll soon know her from a show. Can I say the name of the show? It's just kind of announced, right? A new Hulu animated show called Kevin that she's. No, no, no, no. Back, back, back up. I'm getting. No, no, no's. Okay, come on. What is it? Just say it.

[Marcy Jaro]

Amazon.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Amazon. Shit. A new Amazon show coming up, animated series called Kevin Club. Scouts of all timelines, please welcome back to the show the one and only Marcie Jaro.

[Marcy Jaro]

Well, hello everybody.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Should your Halloween be Marcy Jaru? Hello. That's what I used to call you. Marcy Ja Rule. And then I got yelled at by my sister a bunch of times.

[Marcy Jaro]

Oh, well, she didn't need to. Sarah, you didn't need to do that. It's fine.

[Mike Skull McElion]

She corrected me a lot. How are you, Marcy?

[Marcy Jaro]

Sisters. That's what older sisters are for.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I will get a text as soon as. As soon as she hears this in the episode. I'll get a text. You motherfucker. Marcy, how are you? Happy Halloween. Happy spooky season. You must be having a blast. I'm excited to let our listeners know that A Funny Feeling podcast, our sister show, is now on a brand new network. Is this true or false?

[Marcy Jaro]

That's true. We're on Spectra Vision now, which is very cool. They got a lot of creepy, spooky kind of horror centric podcast over there. So we're, you know, you get in where you fit in, and it's. It's great over there.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So they're like. They're like paranormal based.

[Marcy Jaro]

Yeah, paranormal or. I don't. Yeah, I. It's broader than that because they're also a film production company, so they. They do all kinds of stuff. Elijah Wood is one of the found.

[Mike Skull McElion]

They've got a hobbit.

[Marcy Jaro]

They've got a hobbit over there.

[Mike Skull McElion]

That's right.

[Marcy Jaro]

Oh, my God.

[Riley Bray]

And he faced a spider.

[Marcy Jaro]

We do video now. That's the big difference. So we're. Now we have to be camera ready. Oh, God.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You know, none of us thought we were gonna have to do this when we signed up for this eight or nine years ago because we all thought, hey, this is great, we can just make a radio show. But now, hey, you can watch us on YouTube. How about that? And get exclusive video on the other side. Are you. Do you guys have a subscriber premium feed yet?

[Marcy Jaro]

Nah, nah, yeah, bruh. But who knows what we'll do? We don't know. We just got a producer, so we'll see what she does.

[Mike Skull McElion]

We roped our producer into becoming a host. Yeah. Can we get a new producer, Please let us know if you have.

[Riley Bray]

I'd love to get one.

[Marcy Jaro]

It's hard doing both, but, yeah, very excited over there. And then I've just concocted a birthday party podcast.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You did? What do you mean?

[Marcy Jaro]

Well, so my birthday's in November. November 30th. I'm just gonna go ahead and plug it. It's not.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah.

[Marcy Jaro]

When is this coming out? I don't know.

[Mike Skull McElion]

This will be out next week, so.

[Marcy Jaro]

I think it'll be up calendars. I think it'll be. The link will be launched.

[Mike Skull McElion]

15Th.

[Marcy Jaro]

Okay, great. So for my birthday, November 30th, the Sunday after Thanksgiving, I wanted to do a mega mashup podcast at Dynasty. And Dynasty Typewriter is so cool and nice. They said absolutely you can do your birthday podcast here. So I'm gonna have a. I'm gonna have a mashup all of my podcasts. 90 Day Bay with Nicole Byer, A Funny Feeling of Betsy Sadaro, and Ellis for Losers with Jessica Jardin.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Of course. That's. I knew I was forgetting one. How can I forget Ellis for Losers, one of my favorite podc.

[Marcy Jaro]

Well, we're. Yeah, we're going to have a big birthday bash over there. That's going to be a live stream.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Podcast, so that really rules. Riley, we got to get ourselves over a Dinosaur Dynasty Typewriter.

[Marcy Jaro]

Come to my birthday. I'll introduce you. They're the coolest. They work so hard. They produce such a good show. The. The live stream looks great. They have, like, five different camera angles.

[Mike Skull McElion]

It's pretty rad.

[Marcy Jaro]

They're awesome. And they're.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I came. I came to Marcy and Nicole's 90 Day Bay live taping, and it looked. The show itself was great. You guys were hilarious. And I was, like, right next to one of the cameras. It's like they're filming a TV show. It's pretty great.

[Marcy Jaro]

They cut to the audience. They have a director up in the booth. There's just great. And it's. It's livestream, but it's also available for two weeks after, so if you can't make it day of, it's still there to be seen. I also. It's like a spooky old theater, man. It's the Haven.

[Riley Bray]

Awesome.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I love it. We are there, baby. I love it.

[Riley Bray]

It's on the count.

[Mike Skull McElion]

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[Marcy Jaro]

Now, Riley, I can't help but notice there's like a little cattail wiggling back and forth.

[Riley Bray]

There's a little. Yes. That is so in. In the chimney of my house, there's like this weird, like, built in, like.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Like a fire break.

[Riley Bray]

They had, like, an indoor barbecue, basically brick fire, which is not something. Yeah, that. Yeah, like. But it's like, inside. It's weird. But so that's become.

[Marcy Jaro]

You, like, truly have, like, a Halloween vibe going on behind you. I love it.

[Riley Bray]

It's pretty good. Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

It's kind of Halloween vibes year round over at your place, in a way.

[Riley Bray]

Yep. Yeah. So she's that.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah. That's why we picked it to be.

[Riley Bray]

The chill, spooky vibe.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Marcy, let's get into it.

[Riley Bray]

A lot of spiders.

[Mike Skull McElion]

We have a new segment this year. And it does not know. It does not know seasons. It does not recognize seasons. It will invade whenever it wants to. It doesn't care if it's zombie Bigfoot's cryptic crypt or not, because Bigfoot strikes wherever and whenever she can. So all year long, we've been looking for some recent Bigfoot sightings that are happening and where they might be. This is an ongoing segment that we call where in the world is Bigfoot? San Diego.

[Marcy Jaro]

I hope not. Cost of living. Too high.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Too high. Great. What do we say was a. It's a burrito town, though, right? Big is San Diego. San Diego's burrito and LA's taco. Right. Didn't we decide this already? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We always talk about food with him. Let's check this out. This is over from the BFRO website, the bigfoot research organization, where they upload all the latest sightings. Now, if you're going over to their website, I will tell you some of them are reported recently, but they might be from 1971. So I'm looking for reports that have.

[Marcy Jaro]

It's just their. It's their version of spotlight just now.

[Riley Bray]

Getting to.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trigger warning.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So we. So I am only looking for stuff that have happened in 2025. And I found a couple. The first One is from May 21, 2025, in Sumter County, South Carolina, near Rambert Road on. Oh, near Rambert on. On Cinnamon Road. This took place evening, right before dusk, and the temperature was a beautiful low 70s. And it was a little breezy outside. And the environment was pine trees and wetlands. And there's a hunter that I'm going to ask Marcy to play the part of, and we're going to hear the hunter's account. Now, this is a woman, by the way.

[Marcy Jaro]

I believe a huntress then.

[Mike Skull McElion]

A huntress. It could be, they say my husband. So who knows, you know, it could go either way. I don't want to.

[Marcy Jaro]

Should I swing big and make it gay?

[Mike Skull McElion]

You can do whatever you want.

[Marcy Jaro]

Okay. We live near Rembert sc. In the first sight, my husband and I saw a reddish brown bigfoot walking upright and swinging its arms. It walked from thick forest to thick, thick forest on the other side of the road, Crossing the road from ditch to ditch in two strides. My husband has two solo sightings, but both times walking a power line trail. You all know what that is?

[Mike Skull McElion]

It's a trail with a power line running over it.

[Marcy Jaro]

That's what I said. They all know what it is. Both times, the bigfoot quickly headed into the woods away from him. They were probably 8 plus foot tall. In the first sighting, he saw a reddish brown bigfoot Walking upright and swinging its arms. In the second sighting, the same thing happened, but it was a lighter brown color, Almost like pine straw.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I love the picture that you're painting for us here, by the way. Forest to forest, ditch to ditch. This is like a song.

[Marcy Jaro]

Different colors of brown. My husband and a fellow hunter Were in a hunting stand Hunting deer and wild hogs. They were startled by some leaf rustling and a lengthy, deep, guttural sound that was felt in their chest. At the time all forest noises stopped. They could not see what created the sounds. We hear wood knocking occasionally from the house. We are hunters and we hear the wood knocking while hunting. The noise gets closer and closer until we usually just leave. We have had our house slapped a few times. Yeah, you heard me. They slapped my house rude. The husband has been struck. The husband.

[Mike Skull McElion]

The husband. The husband.

[Marcy Jaro]

The husband has been struck with green pine cones in the open yard While sitting around their fire pit at night. H. The husband struck green pine cones, Open yard, Sitting around fire pit night.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I love this idea of a bigfoot Just coming up and slapping the house.

[Marcy Jaro]

Hey.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Also, you know, they don't know it created that deep gut roll sound. It was their love. I feel a little brokeback mountain going on here.

[Marcy Jaro]

Oh, beautiful.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You know, I think there's a love story taking place. Now, bill hannah, the researcher, Went out and spoke with the witnesses, and there's a couple of field notes from bill hanna. Bill says the witnesses observation skills were keen and descriptions detailed. I agree. The witnesses were eager to share their experiences. Given the close, consistent details given and their demeanor, I believe the witnesses are very credible. The area has ample clean water, Grassy areas, Thick pine and hardwood forest, and large deer, Wild hog, and turkey populations. It appears to be A very good habitat for bigfoots, though. Bigfoot's going to have A good thanksgiving this year.

[Riley Bray]

Very good indeed.

[Mike Skull McElion]

The witnesses are avid hunters, Having walked and hunted the ar for many years. They're very familiar with the creatures and sounds of these forests. Their responses and descriptions Were certain, specific and detailed. The bigfoot activity in the area Is persistent and year round. So what do we think, everybody? I like. I. I agree. I think this is fun. There are a lot of fun, Colorful details In this account.

[Marcy Jaro]

I also love knowing that there's variations of hair color.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Well, just like in anybody's family. Marcy, Just because one person has brown hair doesn't mean the rest are going to have. Well, the same chestnut colored hair.

[Marcy Jaro]

But, but, but if we are, I know they're not necessarily akin to the ape family, but when you look at a lot of the great apes, they are kind of very close in color.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So it's true. It's true.

[Marcy Jaro]

So I mean, I said something important that.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So I mean like, yeah, you don't see a lot of blonde chimpanzees running around.

[Marcy Jaro]

No.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Right. Or a lot of blonde girls or you know, just bimbos just running around, taking my man. All right then. Just a week before that, on May 14, 2025, in Jefferson County, Ohio, near the town of empire on Highway 7, a truck driver had this encounter.

[Marcy Jaro]

This happened in Jefferson County, Ohio. May 14, 2025, 10:40am I haul oil from the well pads to Steubenville, Ohio. I've been running this route two times a day, Monday through Friday for the past 10 months. I know this route. There's 84 Lumber Lumber Yard, business below highway. Below the highway there are railroad tracks behind the 84 Lumber store. I was northbound on 7 crossing the bridge. I looked out the driver's window with an elevated view. Standing in the middle of the tracks was a very large bigfoot with brown hair from head to toe, with black hair or muddy hair on its chest. The bigfoot was looking up the hill. I called out on the CB radio to get someone else to look and confirm what I saw. I was driving 55, so 1.5 seconds is not a lot of time. The two things that stood out was it totally. It's totally brown hair except for the dark black on its chest. The other's the size of its shoulder caps on its arms. It was the size of a basketball.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Damn, that's a big ass shoulder.

[Marcy Jaro]

After getting my second load from the well pad, I arrived at Tidewater in Steubenville to unload in the rail cars. I was able to stand in the railroad tracks next to the oil rail cars. They were very large and I was able to put my hand eight feet up in the air next to the rail cars. This bigfoot was taller. I'm six six and I might put this bigfoot no smaller than nine feet tall. At first I was thinking it was a dude in a suit or a hunting outfit. But no, couldn't be. Everything is green and it was turkey season and you don't wear a brown and a long hair suit to hunt turkeys. What I saw that day is in my mind.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Were there any other witnesses? Mr. Truck Driver, did you get that? Oh no, the truck driver. Sorry he never got this line. I apologize. I'm going to put it in the. I'm going to put it. Thank you.

[Riley Bray]

Just me.

[Mike Skull McElion]

There you go.

[Riley Bray]

I tried to use my CB to get someone else looked at.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Just me. I tried to use my cb. Somebody look at this bigfoot.

[Marcy Jaro]

I love that. This bigfoot hat, just the curliest chest hair. Bear is like a Bert Reynolds bigfoot.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah, this was a hunky ass bigfoot for sure. And I do love the little lesson in turkey season that we get in this, you know, in this account as well. Must have.

[Riley Bray]

My, my, my two big takeaways from this are like that call over your CB radio is like a. The dream call. You're like driving your truck and then all of a sudden he's like Riker.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Trying to turn around and get a look at that bigfoot.

[Marcy Jaro]

Also. He's. He's 6 foot 6, too. He's a big fella.

[Riley Bray]

Yeah, I. That was what I was gonna bring up too. I love that this guy was able to work into his story. Oh, by the way, I'm six' six.

[Marcy Jaro]

Oh, my God. Is that why he was like, you know, couldn't tell you how big the shoulders were, but I guess about a basketball because, you know, I play basketball. Paid. I played basketball in high school and college a little bit.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So I think the takeaway for me is that this guy's been running the same route two times a day for 10 months. That's commitment. That's hard work. You know, the. The field researcher James Thompson said from what he could tell, from what the. He could see, the chest area seemed to be very dark or black. Its height was about 4ft taller than the sign placing the creature to be more than 10ft tall. The body was very thick with the legs being extremely muscular. What stood out was the size of its bicep. Shoulder area very bulging like a large ball. Now, James Thompson did go out to the site and he looked out at exactly. He went to the location where this creature was. And I guess the truck driver came with him and he was like, you look really tiny down there. So he was like, whatever I saw was much bigger.

[Marcy Jaro]

Wow.

[Mike Skull McElion]

He goes on to say, I sat down with the witness recently because we couldn't schedule a time sooner. His story did not falter. From the report and our earlier conversations, I was able to update him on what I found on the ground that day. I found him to be a very credible witness. His is not the first report of a bigfoot standing near Route 7 near the Ohio River. So I'm just gonna say, if you're from Jefferson County, Ohio, and you happen to live by the 84 Lumber Store, keep your eyes peeled out there. Might see a bigfoot looking up a hill.

[Riley Bray]

Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Looking for some house to sell.

[Riley Bray]

I believe him. I believe him.

[Marcy Jaro]

Also, you don't wear all brown and a long hair suit to hunt turkeys. And if you are, stop it. Don't do that.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Don't do it.

[Marcy Jaro]

Turkey season.

[Mike Skull McElion]

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[Marcy Jaro]

Yes.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Let's talk about Halloween for a minute. Do you want to, of course. Tell us about your Halloween traditions growing up. What were your go to costumes? What were your go to traditions?

[Marcy Jaro]

Oh, me. Unproblematic as always. I was a dead prostitute. In fact, I was in elementary school and I wanted to be a dead prostitute. And so at school though, I was wearing like, you know, like kind of torn up shirt and a mini skirt and like, and I was like, I'm a dead model. But I, in my head I was like, I'm a dead boy prostitute. And I would say sex worker now, but back then I probably even said hooker. But only in my head. It was a secret. Everyone else thought I was a, A dead model.

[Riley Bray]

That part makes it even better either.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Way that we know that they didn't die under good, you know, this, this was not, you know, they weren't like struck by lightning. I just feel like this is a. What, what was the probably backstory?

[Marcy Jaro]

I was probably 10 years old. I was probably 10 years old doing this. What did I know? What did I know?

[Mike Skull McElion]

Should have had like a needle popping out of your. Your arm or something.

[Marcy Jaro]

We didn't have cable until I was in third grade. I don't.

[Riley Bray]

Where do you think you even got the idea?

[Marcy Jaro]

How did I get the idea? I have no idea.

[Riley Bray]

One episode of Law and Order.

[Marcy Jaro]

Yeah, no, they did. It didn't premiere yet. I. I was. I'm old.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You had law enforcement in the. You had law enforcement in the family. So maybe you overheard some grown ups talking about something, you know, could be.

[Marcy Jaro]

Could disturbing to think of though that I would have known that. But also like look, we saw. I had, I saw movies. I remember like being pretty young, watching April Fool's Day, which is a horror film.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I've never seen April Fool's Day.

[Marcy Jaro]

Pretty good slasher. I. Slutty. They slash slutty people. Classic.

[Riley Bray]

Yeah, but that's the formula. Yeah.

[Marcy Jaro]

I famously don't like the way Halloween smells, so I had a hard time with it.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Marcy Jaro]

Like the smell of rubber masks or Halloween. That cheap Halloween makeup that you would get at like the grocery store, you know, those crayons that you would draw on your face. I don't like the way it smells very. The plastic and everything just stinks.

[Riley Bray]

I agree with that. I know exactly what you're talking about describing.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I was quite the opposite. I loved the smell of the back of a Ben Cooper mask man. And nothing. The vinyl out of the box costumes, nothing made me happier. I really, really enjoyed the. The more I could feel like an actual toy, the happier I was, you know.

[Riley Bray]

Cut to you like huffing paid?

[Mike Skull McElion]

Oh yeah. I mean I love the smell of fresh plastic. All like, you know, new car smell. But like new toy smell is like. Was my favorite. Yeah. You know, so I love, I loved all those chemicals. Now today, are you a big. Do you get into costumes? Do you do any of this stuff?

[Marcy Jaro]

I haven't been but last year I had such a good costume that it made me get into it. So which was. I was Lil Kim and I. Oh.

[Mike Skull McElion]

That was last year. I remember that.

[Marcy Jaro]

Last year I was Lil Kim and I went as Lil Kim with her boob out from the VMAs. But I just bought. I like, I. I found the exact outfit on like Dolls Kill or some one of those little I'm a party girl site and then got a fake breastplate like the drag performers would wear. So I looked like people thought it was my real breast all night. And at first I Was like, this is so funny. And then I was like, wait, even though it's not my real boob, I don't like how this feels.

[Riley Bray]

The attention turned. You were like, wait a minute.

[Marcy Jaro]

I was like, also, do you think I've been hiding these huge knockers? What? They're enormous.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You know, you didn't fully think that one through, Marcy.

[Marcy Jaro]

You know, so. But I'm trying to get into wearing costumes as much as I can reuse my fake breastplate. So I'll take pictures. How can I show these tits off more? Because it's not a cheap. It's not a cheap costume piece.

[Riley Bray]

Right. You gotta get some mileage.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Now you brought them back for the 90 Day Bay show as well. So this. I. There's a recurring theme happen. What? Why did you just go as one big boob this year?

[Marcy Jaro]

You know, just a big old. Well, I could try just have a.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Little nipple cap, you know, on the top of your head, and then the rest of you is just the breast.

[Marcy Jaro]

A big sack. Yeah. Was a good idea.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You could get a friend and you could be a pair.

[Marcy Jaro]

That's sweet.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Have you had. Have you had any. Because, you know, you have the gift, as they say in the South. Have you had any recent spooky stuff, spooky updates? Any premonitions, any weird stuff going on?

[Marcy Jaro]

That is a good question. I feel like I have something spooky, but I. It's. I mean, I feel like spooky stuff happens all the time. I. I hesitate to even get into details because I'm going to be vague, but I had a very upsetting tarot card reading.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Okay.

[Marcy Jaro]

That it was messages from someone who's passed, but like in a very fucked up way. And that like, like I said, I'm being too vague, but it was. It really scared me. And I was like, oh, I don't know that I want to do tarot ever again. I thought it was just like, oh, it's a birthday party and people had like a reader there and. And then it was like very scary. Specific things that were like, traumatic. And I was like, okay, I don't want to do this.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Was it confirmation stuff? Like, okay, that's how I know this is. This is who they are. Or was it like future stuff? Like, beware, beware stuff.

[Marcy Jaro]

It was very specific stuff. Like, even the imagery, I was just like, oh, no, I'm sorry, I'm being vague.

[Mike Skull McElion]

No, that's okay.

[Marcy Jaro]

I will tell you offline. But it was like very upsetting where I was like, I had to leave the party.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Oh, no.

[Marcy Jaro]

Yeah. I was like, this is up.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So what is your. Had you ever had anything with tarot like that before? Because. Because I. I don't typically find that tarot acts, and maybe I'm just stupid, but it doesn't seem to. To me, it doesn't seem like an instrument for mediumship necessarily.

[Marcy Jaro]

So that's kind of depends on your reader. But, like, one of our friends of a friend of our show, Sutton Crawford, is. She is. I don't know if she would say this, but I'm like, you're doing mediumship. She's getting messages from the other side while she's doing it. This specific thing, though, makes sense.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Ken Bogle, too, I guess he does that. So I take it all back.

[Marcy Jaro]

So. But this. What was happening? Isaac, the tarot card reader, doesn't know what was happening because he was like, oh, this isn't a bad card. This isn't bad. But I knew very specifically what the person who died, they were. They were showing me something, what they were referencing. Yeah. And I was just like, oh, yeah, Yeah. I know that's not scary, but I was like, oh, it actually really is. So. And it would. It felt like it wasn't like the. Like, sometimes you get messages from people and you're like, oh, that's nice. But I was like, weird. Weird.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah.

[Marcy Jaro]

So. But that's.

[Riley Bray]

Yeah.

[Marcy Jaro]

I would say that's, like, the spookiest thing that's happened in a while.

[Mike Skull McElion]

That's upsetting, too. Yeah.

[Marcy Jaro]

But that's the thing about this stuff is some of it is very sweet and nice, and every now and then, you get something that is up because people are up.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's the idea. It's like, they're just p. You know, if these things exist. And it seems like, you know, we've been doing this podcast long enough to say that there's something to it. It's just people. They're just people over there, you know?

[Marcy Jaro]

Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So, yeah, I. I think, like, what. What terrifies you? And if you don't want to go into this specifically, that's fine. This instance specifically. But what's the scary thing in that situation? Is it that there's communication from the other side, or is it the context that's frightening.

[Marcy Jaro]

I think it was just. I would say for that, it was just like, oh, this person's, like, trying to, like, mess with me a little bit. This person who's passed. So, like, it was like that kind of like. And I had just been Talking about them like, 30 minutes earlier. So I was like, oh, they. He heard me loud and clear.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So it's the context. Yeah. Because where do you stand right now on ghosts in general? I mean, you have Funny Feeling podcast. Are you scared of the concept of, like, spirits from the other side in general?

[Marcy Jaro]

No, I. I'm not. In fact, like, that's what's sort of weird about it. It was mostly. It was. You know what it was for me? This is. I could be explicit with this. It felt like someone caught me talking. That's what freaked me out. Like, But I was like, oh. So I was like. I had the same feeling you would have if someone overheard you, where I was like, I gotta get out of here. Oh, I messed up. So it had that feeling. But as far as, like, you know, how do I feel about ghosts? Like, like I said, they're peop. There were people and, you know, a lot of stories we get on a Funny feeling are actually sort of sweet, kind of. I prefer to have terrible demon stories, but of course.

[Riley Bray]

Of course.

[Marcy Jaro]

But, yeah. And my whole family is very sensitive to ghosts and what have you. So when I was home in Louisiana, we had, like. We talked about. My cousin and I were talking about how her mom has visited me and that she dreams of her mom a lot and stuff. So, like, you know, we have. We're just. I don't understand why, but we're all very in touch. Maybe it's because we're from Louisiana.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah, it's just more gothic down there. Everybody knows this.

[Marcy Jaro]

It's the Spanish moss.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah.

[Riley Bray]

Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

It's just spookier there. Okay, well, we're gonna take a break. When we come back, we're gonna play a game. How's that sound?

[Marcy Jaro]

Well.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Hey, club scouts, I don't know who this guy is. This guy needs to go away. How about this guy? Oh, hey, guys. That's better. Yeah. Another ad break. I know. It sucks. And we kind of think it sucks, too. Although ads do keep the lights on. But wouldn't be great if they didn't. What if there was a place where we could all go where there were no ads? And bonus BCC episodes every month. And original monthly music tracks from the one and only super producer, Riley Bray. Well, guess what? That's why Riley and I built the BCC clubhouse on Supercast. That's right. Go to bcc.supercast.com to get your monthly fix of weekly ad free episodes. Three bonus episodes every month on bcc. The Other side and Cosmic Tracks by Riley Bray. Now this is a mission that began on our Patreon. Patreon is closing down at the end of October. There will be no new episodes and no new content [e-mail] bigfootcollectorsclub. So if you're a Patreon member, this also serves as a reminder to come on over to BCC [e-mail] where we're going to keep the party going. And guess what? This door is open to new members. So come to bcc.supercast.com and become an official Club Scout to get your three bonus episodes every month on BCC the Other side. Or upgrade to a cosmiteer membership to get ad free episodes plus your three bonus episodes every month and some monthly cosmic tracks from Riley Bray. Also, did I tell you there's exclusive video included for every episode. So why don't you get in there and have. Have fun with your fellow club scouts. Okay, let's get back to the show now. Bye bye. Okay, Marcy, there's a game that we like to play on the show where I go down a list of phenomena, Rapid fire style. Now, it's not exactly the game that you've played before. Similar concept. But this time, if you are open to something and you like it, you're gonna say treat. If you're not open to it and you think someone's trying to fool you, you're gonna say trick. This is a game that for Zombie Bigfoot's crypto. Crypt Month. Here on bcc, we are calling Trick or Treat. Marcie Jarrow. On your mark. Get set. Ghosts.

[Marcy Jaro]

Treat.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Bigfoot.

[Marcy Jaro]

Treat.

[Mike Skull McElion]

UFOs.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Mothman.

[Marcy Jaro]

Wait. Trick just means I don't like it, right?

[Riley Bray]

Trick means I like that interpretation.

[Mike Skull McElion]

That's fair. Okay, sure.

[Riley Bray]

Let's run it. Let's run it down this way.

[Mike Skull McElion]

All right.

[Marcy Jaro]

Let's run it down this way. I'm just saying I believe in them. I. Scared.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Okay. Okay, you're scared. Okay. So this is gonna be whether you're scared or not scared by them?

[Riley Bray]

Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Okay.

[Riley Bray]

It's a Halloween variation.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You know what? This game really hasn't stuck three weeks into the month anyway, so who the fuck cares? Mothman. Make it your own. Mothman.

[Marcy Jaro]

Treat.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Witches.

[Marcy Jaro]

Treat.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Werewolves.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Vampires.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Lake monsters.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Haunted dolls.

[Marcy Jaro]

Let's make this clear. I believe in every single one of these things. Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Ouija boards.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Curses.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Stigmata.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Black cats are bad luck.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Candied apples.

[Marcy Jaro]

Treat.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Chupacabra.

[Riley Bray]

A literal treat.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Shape shifters.

[Marcy Jaro]

Treat. Sexy.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah.

[Marcy Jaro]

Shift Sexy.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Banshees.

[Marcy Jaro]

They just scream. Okay, treat, treat. That's all they do is scream, right?

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah, but they scream. They, like, scream at your door, in your face.

[Marcy Jaro]

Yeah, whatever. I live near Hollywood. It's fine.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Okay. Phantom hitchhikers.

[Marcy Jaro]

Treat.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Demons.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

The devil Trick.

[Marcy Jaro]

Trick. Trick. Trick.

[Mike Skull McElion]

The afterlife.

[Marcy Jaro]

Treat. Now, I did make this.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Actually, this is a better version of the game, I'll be honest with you.

[Marcy Jaro]

That's very fun, because I. I kind of do believe in everything. Especially, like, maybe it's just a horse by a different name, sort of, you know.

[Riley Bray]

Sure, sure.

[Marcy Jaro]

Maybe we call it a vampire, but it's something else.

[Riley Bray]

Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Well, what would your definition of, like, a real vampire be?

[Marcy Jaro]

I would say an immortal.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Oh, you're going classic. You're not. Because some people are like, well, energy vampires. Sure. You know, somebody who drink sucks the energy out of you, whether they intend to or not.

[Marcy Jaro]

But, honey, we all know those people. I. I actually do have someone in my life who I. And I've watched it over the years. I do believe they're an energy vampire that they like to.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I love that your episode is half of a, like, blind item on page 6.

[Marcy Jaro]

Also, please be aware that, like, I'm tri. Coastal at this point.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Okay. Right. It could be anybody.

[Marcy Jaro]

Could be anybody. But this person is very negative, and so they like to complain a lot. And that's how they kind of suck. The energy they take fun. But then something interesting has happened where Especially because, like, the earlier this year was so hard on. I think everyone felt very, like. Like, you know, it was a tough start for California people. Right, for sure. And people were very upset and sad, and I was like, I've never seen her so happy.

[Riley Bray]

Oh, my God.

[Marcy Jaro]

Never seen her so happy.

[Riley Bray]

Oh, boy. I was, like, feeding on that misery.

[Marcy Jaro]

Feeding on it. And I don't think this person knows. They have no clue they're doing it.

[Riley Bray]

Sure, sure, sure. Of course.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Did they look. Do you feel like they looked better? Were they, like. Did they have a rosy glow about them?

[Marcy Jaro]

Michael. Literally dancing and humming to themselves. This is one of the most depressed Eeyore people. Like.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Wow. Just like.

[Marcy Jaro]

I don't know why I'm in such a good mood. I don't know either. Because the world's falling apart.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Weird that I'm. Wow. Yeah. That you could just. Like, that energy just fills you up and you don't even realize it.

[Marcy Jaro]

And it's so funny because I know them and they're a nice person. I would say, like, I would put them in the category of helpful, kind, caring. Weirdly wants to ruin your day and feed off of your sadness. And for me, I'm a true Sagittarius. Sagittarius, Sagittarius. Some Sagittarius rising. Sagittarius Sun.

[Mike Skull McElion]

What are the traits of a Sagittarius? My dad. My dad. You and my dad share the same birthday, by the way. But I don't. I don't know too much about a Sagittarius.

[Marcy Jaro]

Oh, well, you know, we're all like, do they.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Do they pound on the ceiling? And when you and your friends are being too loud during an overnight, I'd.

[Marcy Jaro]

Be curious to know what his rising sign is. Not his son. But we're mostly, like, optimistic. A little Frank. We can fight, but we kind of don't care. But we're like, you know, we're fun. We're big personalities, like, for sure. So I don't know what your dad's. I don't know if that's your dad's vibe.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Something fits. Some. Some of that fits in there, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Marcy Jaro]

A lot of funny people who like to party kind of vibe.

[Riley Bray]

So a good hang?

[Marcy Jaro]

Good hang. Yeah, Absolutely. So. But. So I'm optimistic. And this puts me at odds with people like, I. A fight will come out where I'll start arguing about stuff. So. It was hard for me. And Capricorns are hard for me, too, guys. They're very black and white.

[Riley Bray]

That's me.

[Marcy Jaro]

Do you feel like you have a strong sense of justice? Yeah, it's tough because I live in the gray. And I'll annoy you all day long because I'll understand your point. I get it. I hear you. And I disagree. And that drives Capricorns crazy.

[Riley Bray]

That's cool. I'm good with it.

[Marcy Jaro]

They think, surely you're mishearing. You're not understanding. You're like, no, no, no, I understand. I just have a different philosophy. And they're like, but there's right and wrong. Is that you or no compute?

[Riley Bray]

No. I think that there's sort of a black and white, too. The theoretical and the ideal. But the practice of things in reality is often pretty gray.

[Marcy Jaro]

What's your moon? I'm so curious what your moon sign is. Now. You guys got to do your birth charts.

[Riley Bray]

I have no idea. Sorry.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I got my birth chart. I could find it.

[Marcy Jaro]

Yeah. It's important work, guys. This isn't.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You know what? I might have gotten wiped out because I did have that whole memory wipe on my laptop earlier this year once.

[Riley Bray]

But I don't know It.

[Marcy Jaro]

Well, if we take another break, we'll go to astrologycafe.net I have it here.

[Mike Skull McElion]

In an email somewhere. I. I know I'm a. I'm a Libra. Scorpio rising.

[Marcy Jaro]

But wait, what do you mean? Because you're Scorpio.

[Mike Skull McElion]

That's all I know. No, I'm a Libra.

[Marcy Jaro]

You're a Cusp. That's right.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I'm on the Cusp. But I don't know.

[Marcy Jaro]

We'll.

[Mike Skull McElion]

We'll figure it out. Maybe we can look during a break and I'll get into it.

[Marcy Jaro]

And maybe your listeners like, we don't care about us.

[Mike Skull McElion]

We don't care. Some of them do. Some of them love it. Okay, we're gonna take another break. When we come back, it's time for this week's terrifying tale from Zombie Bigfoot's Cryptid Crypt. Upgrade your laundry routine with a durable and reliable Maytag laundry pair at Lowe's. Like the new Maytag washer and dryer with performance enhanced stain fighting power designed to cut through serious dirt and grime.

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[Riley Bray]

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[Mike Skull McElion]

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[Marcy Jaro]

Ah, Michael, Are we recording now? Is this part of the show?

[Mike Skull McElion]

Okay, we're back.

[Riley Bray]

We're back.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Okay, we're back. I found my chart. I believe my moon is in Gemini minus two. Wow. What does that mean?

[Marcy Jaro]

Well, it means that there's. And don't misunderstand when I say duplicity. There's another side to us. And your moon is usually your inner state, your emotions and stuff. And so there is an ability to be two different things at once. And that can be hard for people to understand who are close to us.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I think that's why Heidi said I had a very private side.

[Marcy Jaro]

Yeah, I have a very emotional side that people don't often read what my emotions are like. I can be surprising to people.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Interesting.

[Marcy Jaro]

But Aries, y' all like to fight. That's Your moon.

[Mike Skull McElion]

My moon is closer to the thing that's like. It looks like a Roman numeral, too. Do.

[Marcy Jaro]

I? I don't know, because you're looking at a chart. I would just. I normally look at the ones that just say it in words, but I will say this. This is.

[Riley Bray]

I was hoping for that, too. This is very over my head.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You know what? It's nice when we just say things in words.

[Marcy Jaro]

I. There's a quote that might be falsely attributed to JP Morgan, but it says millionaires don't use astrology, Billionaires do.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah.

[Marcy Jaro]

You know who said that?

[Mike Skull McElion]

That.

[Marcy Jaro]

That was from the social club. The social. Wait. Network. The social network.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Well, everyone, we're going to keep our gaze towards the stars now. We've spent a. The past couple weeks exploring some more traditional Halloween icons with the Wolfman and vampires, respectively. But terrifying tales aren't exclusive to Earth Base horrors. Over the years, we've examined a number of UFO cases, but I think there are few as terrifying as what took place on September 1, 1969, in Great Barrington, Massachusetts. Marcy, can you think of any UFO cases that just off the top of your dome, scare you the most?

[Marcy Jaro]

I mean.

[Mike Skull McElion]

You don't have to have a right answer for this, but, like.

[Marcy Jaro]

Like who? Love and Saucers. You know that movie Love and Saucers, where he had been abducted, he said, thousands of times.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Oh, boy.

[Marcy Jaro]

Oh, it's a crazy documentary.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I don't think I've seen it. If I have, it's been a long time.

[Marcy Jaro]

And he's an artist, so he, like, paints.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Oh, this is.

[Riley Bray]

We've talked about.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah. David, what's his face? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why.

[Marcy Jaro]

That's. The idea that so much of your life could be taken without your permission is really scary.

[Riley Bray]

Scary, yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

David Huggins is the name of the artist. Yes, We've. We've talked about this ages ago on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Riley Bray]

Little.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Little Bigfoot alien lady who was taking him, you know, all that stuff, she had, like, long. She was like an alien gray with, like, long black hair.

[Marcy Jaro]

And maybe he was, like, siring, like, alien hybrids. Hybrids.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yep, yep. Hybrid stuff. Not fun. No hybrids, no hybrids, please. The UFO incident in question. This one feels to me under examined, despite it being featured on Netflix's reboot of Unsolved mysteries back in 2019 with multiple, multiple corroborating eyewitnesses, many of whom are still alive 55 years later and can recall their experience like it was yesterday. If even one of these stories is true, it's enough to send a chill down your spine. But if the whole thing is true, well, then we need to toss what we know about reality into the grave. Lock the doors and turn down the lights. Dear club scouts, it's time for this week's terrifying tale from zombie bigfoot's cryptid crypt. The Berkshire UFO abductions. On September 1, 1969, it was labor day. Multiple families were living that were living in the neighboring towns of great barrington, sheffield and Lake Mansfield along U. S. Route 7. That's another road. Another road with the number 7. In this episode that runs north and south through the berkshires in massachusetts had separate but collective experiences involving a bright white saucer shaped craft. Now, for those of you who may not know, and for boys like me who grew up in Kansas, the berkshires is a rural region in the mountains of west western Massachusetts, dotted with villages and towns. So on the evening of September 1st, it was hot. The day had been a scorcher. Scorcher, close to 100 degrees. So families were trying to cool down after a day of labor day festivities. And one of those families had just gotten ice cream. Near lake mansfield. Melanie kirch daufer, last name bauman at the time was 14 years old, riding in the car with her mom, dad and sister. Melanie's dad had just pulled the family car over to a safe spot so the family could enjoy their ice cream cones right by the lake, when suddenly, off to the right, a large white light illuminated their car and a saucer shaped craft about the size of a football field appeared over the lake. Melanie was terrified.

[Marcy Jaro]

This brilliant bright aura came round. I get goosebumps thinking about it. Oh. And he looked up and said, holy. And my mother was like, oh, Joey. And all of us kids were like, what is that? And we start screaming and he's like, we gotta chase this. And I'm like, no, no, no, please don't. Don't, please don't.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So Melanie said that she and her sister were shaking in the car and that she doesn't remember anything after that. But then she recalls levitating and then being on a ship and then being laid out on a table in a metallic room, some sort of operating table. Then Melanie recalls being in another room where she saw other children. She remembers watching in disbelief as they began to vanish one after the other.

[Marcy Jaro]

I was in a room with just young people and they would disappear one by one by one.

[Mike Skull McElion]

So she says that she's just in this room and kids are there, and then the kids just start to vanish.

[Riley Bray]

I love that Melanie sounds like she's been working in Atlantic city for like 30 years. This kid is hardened.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I will say this is a liberal interpretation of this woman, but we appreciate it.

[Riley Bray]

It's perfect. Yeah. No notes.

[Mike Skull McElion]

The next thing Melanie knows, she's standing in a field all by herself near Lake Mansfield. Her family had no recollection of how they'd gotten separated or how they had arrived home without their daughter. Melanie had to walk home all by herself. Now this account is strange enough on its own, but Melanie wasn't the only child abducted that night. Earlier that evening, just a few miles north in Great Barrington, Tom Warner was playing at his neighbor Debbie's house. Tom was only 10 at the time and remembers hearing a voice in his head telling him it was time to leave. Oh, Tommy told Debbie he had to run home. She asked why and he said, I don't know. Maybe God is telling me something is wrong. According to both Debbie and Tom, what played out in the next few minutes was like something out of a horror movie. Tom shot out the front door and attempt to run over to his house and suddenly, and this is according to Debbie, Tom and Tom's brother, who was outside at the time. Tom was blasted with a beam of light that held him in place. Tom claims that all the sounds of the evening, crickets, birds, suddenly went quiet. This is a phenomenon that we've come to know as the Oz factor. Marcy. It felt like he was flying. Debbie said she watched from the window as Tom was just stuck running in in place. Tom looked up to see a bright white turtle shell shaped craft blinking with multi colored lights. He remembers it as 20ft or more in height, probably about 30 to 40ft around. And it had, as I'm looking now, I can see, had lights. The lights were colors I'd never seen in my life. Tommy claims at this moment his arms were thrown back and the next thing he knew he was in a room with dozens of other kids. Now, interestingly, Tom, who did not know Melanie the of the time, recalls seeing her aboard the craft when they later met. And she said that he, she did not remember him, but he said he recognized her eyes and he remembers they met as adults. But he was like, I've seen you before, I've seen your eyes. I remember you were one of the girls in the room that looked terrified to be there. And she said she didn't remember him, but she did did say it felt like we had a connection, like some, there was something there between us and it was really eerie. So the next thing Tom remembers is that he wakes up lying face up on the grass. Further down the way in his yard, there was a beam of light still on him. His brother was behind him, telling him to run, but Tommy proclaimed that the light was pinning him down. Then a voice said in his head, we'll be done in a minute. Shortly after the light faded, he pushed himself up, turned back to look up just in time to see the large craft fly away. He ran back to his brother, terrified. Perhaps the most disturbing encounter happened to the Reed family while they were in Sheffield. Tom Reed was nine years old. Back in September of 1969, he was riding in the back seat of his mother's car with his little brother. His mother was driving and his grandmother was in the passenger side seat. Tom's mother was a single mom who moved her boys out to Great Barrington from New York. Because of the Norman Rockwellian quality of the community. She opened up a pizzeria in town. And it wasn't always easy being a family of big city outsiders in a rural town, treating being treated like outsiders riders, especially for a single mother with two young boys. But they'd been making the best of it. That all changed on the night of September 1st, as the Reed family car approached the Sheffield Bridge, a quaint covered bridge that looks like a set piece out of the Legend of Sleepy Hollow or Beetlejuice. Tom's grandmother pointed at a bright white light that seemed to be shining up through the wooden floorboards of the bridge. As they entered the bridge, the car filled with light and Tom said it was as if it were daylight outside. He could recall seeing all the details of the car, the dashboard, even the back of his grandmother's head in vivid detail. They emerged from the bridge and noticed that all of the nighttime summer sounds had grown eerily silent. Off to the left, they could see a bright white light gliding behind the trees out in the field about 80 yards away. The craft, which Tom described looking like a turtle shell, was about 100 yards wide, so a football field. And then to the passenger side of the car came another light, a bright orange orb undulating like waves as it moved towards the vehicle. The next thing Tom knew, he was in a large room lined with bright, long tubular lights. He was grabbed by the arm and taken down a corridor and placed on a table. A cage like contraption was lowered from the ceiling and placed on his chest. Tom experienced terrible pain while being operated or experimented on. He could hear a woman screaming in another room, which he thinks may have been his mother.

[Riley Bray]

Mother.

[Mike Skull McElion]

When he came to, he was back in the car next to his little brother. His mother and his grandmother woke up in the front seats. However, his grandmother was now in the driver's seat and his mother was sitting in the passenger seat as if they'd been placed back in the car, but their abductors forgot to put them in their proper places. The engine was off. Now, skeptics often point to this next tidbit as evidence that Tom Reed was making the story of story up. But long term listeners will recognize this as a characteristic of abduction cases, which is this doesn't appear to be the first time Tom Reed and his brother were abducted. A couple years earlier, Tom said that he had the memory of lights flooding his room and the presence of beings being inside of his house. They led him and his little brother out of the house and into the woods, where they were taken aboard a craft. Apparently, this story startled their mother so badly at the time that eventually she decided to move the family from that house up to their house in Great Barrington. Yeah, and there were other witnesses that night, too. There's a woman named Jane Green, who's in her 80s now. And she and her girlfriend were driving home to Great Barrington, this is earlier in the evening. And she said there was a huge, bright white light in the middle of the road. And at first she and her girlfriend thought there'd been some sort of car accident. But as they got close, they were like, wait, this light is way too big. And she and her girlfriend got out of the car and she noticed there were other drivers that had pulled over in the road. And she said this light was so big that it. She couldn't see, like, the ends of it. She said it was huge. Huge. And she said it, like, went all the way across the road and was all the way down on this side, all the way down on the other side. She said she couldn't tell what the material was, but it looked sort of a gold, silver. And she described it being like all the. All these people say it's like a. Like a flat saucer or turtle shell with a ridge around the side, like a turtle. That's why they say it looks like a turtle shell.

[Riley Bray]

Oh, got it, got it, got it.

[Mike Skull McElion]

And she said the crazy thing about it was it was dead quiet. This thing made no sound at all. And she and her friend watched as it lifted into the air very quickly, moved at like, right. Right angles, 90 degree angles, and then shot off into the sky.

[Riley Bray]

Wow.

[Mike Skull McElion]

And around that time, there was this kid named Kevin Titus, who's now a justice of the peace. He lived on a farm with his family, and he and his brother were sent out to get the cows and bring them back into the barn. And he and his little brother found a cow that was mutilated in the pasture. Its stomach was completely cut open. And he said there was no blood anywhere.

[Riley Bray]

These aliens are up.

[Mike Skull McElion]

No. And as what do they do?

[Marcy Jaro]

Barbecue?

[Mike Skull McElion]

It's, I guess as they're looking at this cow, they look out over the ridge and there's a bright white UFO floating in the sky. And they run back and the parents come out and all of them are looking at this craft.

[Riley Bray]

Wow.

[Marcy Jaro]

Did this craft not bring snacks? Is that what is happening with the cows?

[Mike Skull McElion]

Jerky. So the local radio station was flooded with calls that night about strange lights. But back in the day, the practice was to erase the tapes at the end of every day. And that broadcast is sadly lost to us.

[Riley Bray]

Bummer.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Skeptics point to the fact that no police reports were. Were taken down reporting UFOs, and the newspapers didn't print any stories about the sightings. But this may also be because people didn't want to go on record with what they saw. It was a small town after, after all, where everybody knew everyone else's business. And Tom Reed said that his family got harassed so badly about their flying saucer story that his mother eventually shut down the restaurant and moved the family back to New York. He said locals would. Would drive their trucks on. On her car and, like, try to run her off the road.

[Marcy Jaro]

Why?

[Mike Skull McElion]

Like, everyone was. I know everyone was, like, freaked out about this whole thing, and they were treating people who talked about it like they were crazy. And even Melanie, she said that her parents never wanted to talk about it again. She said they put. They locked her in the basement at a certain point until she just. Until she agreed to, like, not talk about this anymore. That's bad, bad stuff. A lot of trauma involved with this story. Jane Green, the woman who saw the craft with her girlfriend, she said that she's actually featured in the Netflix documentary. And she said that she didn't find out until she was contacted from the producers for Unsolved Mysteries, that she called her son and she's like, hey, so this is interesting. I got a call. They're going to make a documentary in our town about the UFO stuff. And he goes, you know, mom, I never told you. But that night, he and her other son were out in the yard, and they saw a craft fly overhead. And they went in and told their grandmother, and the grandmother said, do not tell Your mother this, when you get. When she gets home, you'll get in trouble. And so the boys never told their mom. And she was like, I saw it with my girlfriend, girlfriend that night too. And she said, I didn't want to tell the boys because I didn't want to scare them. So all these people were just like, not talking about it.

[Marcy Jaro]

Apparently this is why I tell everyone every thought I've ever had.

[Riley Bray]

Safe. Smart.

[Mike Skull McElion]

In the years since, Great Barrington has seemed to embrace the story. Kevin Titus, the judge who found the dead cow when he was a boy, entered this. This account into official historical record, making it the first and only quote, historically true UFO case. For a few years, there was even a UFO monument built in the park in Great Barrington, a project that was donated by the ancient alien producers at the history channel. And on that plaque, the inscription read, welcome to the site of the first UFO incident officially inducted into the U. S. US as historically true. However, the granite plaque has since been removed over a land ownership dispute between the city and the people who want the plaque up in the park. Of course, apparently the park is on privately owned land that's only leased to the city, and the landowner was like, I don't want this on my property. So there's been a demonic. There's like a whole. This has all been happening since like 2023. There's. Want to have a.

[Riley Bray]

A fun plaque?

[Mike Skull McElion]

Guys, come on.

[Riley Bray]

It's just a fun plaque at the park.

[Marcy Jaro]

I know someone again, I do paranormal podcasts. I've met a lot of strange people, right? Not that this is a strange person, but I know someone who's had more than one experience with possible alien or UFO stuff and they don't want to talk about it because they feel like that that will make it happen again. They have like a superstition that if they do speak about it. So I could see maybe not wanting a plaque because you're like, I don't want this to come back. I don't want a marker for them of where.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah, like, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, fair enough.

[Riley Bray]

I see it. I see it.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Well, Tom Reed doesn't need a plaque. He firmly believes that he and his family experience something out of this world, possibly under the watch of the US Government itself. He recalls being with both humans and ant like entities in the giant warehouse sized location that he was in. This guy, I mean, he's very convincing when you hear him talk. I've watched multiple interviews with him now, but it's funny because it does seem he's gotten a little Defensive and doesn't want to call it an alien abduction even though he says there were aliens involved. Because I think he's been getting, I think he's been getting like harassed as being like, oh, the aliens probe you, you know, like he's like, I don't want to talk. Like we need to set all that like stuff aside. Like what I experienced was like not your typical hacky alien abduction. You know, I'm, I'm, I'm speculating here because he's, he's really interesting the way that he talks, talks about it because he then says we know what we saw. It was not local, it was definitely off world and it affected my whole family and there's been a lot of post traumatic stress. But he thinks he, he basically, if you hear him talk, he thinks humans took them out of their car and then brought them to a place either aboard the craft or the craft took, then took them to another place and that there were humans and aliens working in conjunction. The place that they were taken to and they had that family. I failed to mention this. Had a full three hours missing when they woke up. So they can't account for. Three hours. Tommy Warner, the kid frozen in his yard, he was only gone for seven minutes. He just, they and the kids, his brother and the other girls say that he literally disappeared and then he reappeared seven minutes, seven minutes later on the ground.

[Riley Bray]

It's crazy relative time.

[Marcy Jaro]

You know what it's making me think though? It's making me think that there's a, a middle ground between aliens and people and that set, you know, the theories that these gray alien esque things or whatever, that they're just humans that, that like left, there's time traveled, they've evolved.

[Mike Skull McElion]

They'Re from the future.

[Marcy Jaro]

From the future. What, what makes us think that they couldn't be working with the government now? What makes us think that there couldn't also be communication even if it is future? Like they're it, it would. I, I could totally see that as a possibility that he's right. It's not just like aliens. It's like no, this is a gov. I immediately was a government. Government stuff.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah.

[Riley Bray]

And I guess time looping scenario to ensure that they end up existing. So you have to like come back and do certain and stuff or whatever.

[Mike Skull McElion]

And once you break the like laws of time, you can be everywhere at once. Right. You're not going to look at reality in a linear way at all anymore. And they could, I mean they could be androids sent from the future to Multiple places at once in the timeline to do something instantaneously that we don't know about because we're on a linear path. You know what I mean?

[Marcy Jaro]

Just had a really horrifying thought because it's. It's just now. Don't worry, guys, I'm already on medication. But the world has been so progressively weird. Like just like every. I think there could be a way. This is. I'm just gonna put out a theory. I've never thought of it until this moment. So, so whatever that. When the world shut down in 2020, that left a lot of opportunity for things to happen, for things to come and go. And even though, like we were getting a lot of information about UFOs or UA, what are UAPs and that, like we were getting fed this information, but what if it's sort of a distraction while something else bigger was happening that we weren't seeing? And then something is wrong with our timelines right now. And I could see this being a huge mess up. Like something's not right. That doesn't feel like the world we used to live in. Maybe it's just like our eyes weren't open to it. But I. Something feels incorrect too.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Well, everyone says it's that halidron collider opening up black holes and branching off too many timelines.

[Marcy Jaro]

Helider. What are you doing? Go to bed.

[Riley Bray]

Put it back.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Well, let's hear Melanie's final words about what happened on September 1, 1969 in the Berkshires.

[Marcy Jaro]

Something weird happened here and we were a part of it.

[Mike Skull McElion]

And that is the Berkshire's UFO abductions.

[Riley Bray]

And now I understand why that 10 year old kid sounds like that she's been through.

[Mike Skull McElion]

She said quite a bit. She says that she can't even like, like ever since her. Ever since she was taken, she's like, electronics acts crazy around me. My husband will not let me in his office. Computers go on the fritz. She's like, I affect technology in like a weird way. She says she still has these like weird headaches and buzzing feelings.

[Marcy Jaro]

She probably has radiation poisoning.

[Mike Skull McElion]

She still gets stomach aches. She came back and woke up with a stomach ache that night. So there's these people like this really. They really went through it.

[Marcy Jaro]

It's. I think it's so much scarier than ghosts.

[Riley Bray]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because ghost, you're like, they can't actually really do anything. Maybe they'll fling a. A bowl across the kitchen or something. This is like taking you and, and aboard a ship and putting you on a scary table and God knows. What.

[Marcy Jaro]

Kidnapping. Yeah.

[Riley Bray]

Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

What do you think, Riley?

[Riley Bray]

So let's say these are future dimension hopping time people or whatever. Then why the scary table and the like screaming and the.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Well, you know, pure horror of the. You could ask my dog Violet the same question about when I bring her to the vet. I mean it, she might as well be abducted by aliens. I had to take her to the ER last week. Don't worry everybody, we're on it.

[Riley Bray]

So you're saying perhaps it's not sinister at all?

[Mike Skull McElion]

I don't think we're just. Yeah, I don't think it's necessarily sinister, but I think that they're like, we can't even explain to them what's going on. You know what I mean? Like they basically say the same thing to us. That, same things to us that we tell our dogs when we take them to the vet, which is like, it's going to be over, you're going to be okay. Like there's so many stories of like, this will be over soon, this might, this and, and people are like, it hurt but then they took the pain away quickly. Some of these sound sinister, you know. I agree. I mean the whole experience would be sinister, but like animals are tagged in the wild all the time and then let, let go.

[Riley Bray]

So maybe just a bag em. Tag them kind of.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I think it might be, I think, and I think that there are probably, I think there's probably something to the human, an alien hybrid thing. I think they're collecting and testing DNA samples and they probably need more stuff. They're making stuff.

[Marcy Jaro]

If they're starting to look like little gray things. They're like, we need to up the gene pool a little bit. We gotta get some, we gotta get back to our bait.

[Mike Skull McElion]

We gotta get hot again. I just, I, I, the more I think about it, the more I think that the grays themselves are just like, I think they're like a biological Android construct. I don't think that they're actual, I think they're, I think they're manufactured. I don't think that they're wet wear, they're wetware. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[Marcy Jaro]

Ew.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Yeah. Pretty gross. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't, I don't know, Riley. I mean that's the thing, you know, like what is, what's the point? But I think the closest thing to compare it to is like what, how we study animals. I think they're just scientists and they're like, they're kind of cold, you know.

[Marcy Jaro]

I mean a toddler going to the Hospital would have a very similar memory of it, too, right? Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Babies, like little kids getting their shots. That is terrifying, you know, and you have no control. So I think it's got to be something like that, whatever it is, you know? And then maybe they've taken some of them and then brought them back with them. And, you know, maybe some people are, like. Are, like, fun. Maybe they have, like, their version of chimp crazy on their planet where they. There's like, a documentary about the alien Gray who, like, brings too many humans back to their house, and now the humans are, like, biting their faces off.

[Riley Bray]

And, I mean, we can't know that's not the case.

[Mike Skull McElion]

We can't. No, it's not.

[Marcy Jaro]

And they're all from the Soul Asylum music video Runaway Trade.

[Riley Bray]

Exactly. Yes. They rounded them up one by one.

[Marcy Jaro]

Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I don't know, Marcy. Any final thoughts on UFO abductions?

[Marcy Jaro]

I don't want it.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I agree with you, ass.

[Marcy Jaro]

Leave me be.

[Mike Skull McElion]

That's a hard pass for me, too. Marcy Jar, thank you so much for joining us. Where can people find you? Where can people find a funny Feeling? Where can they find a 90 day bay? And where can they find Ellis for losers?

[Marcy Jaro]

I mean, 90 day bae and Ellis for Losers are both on Patreon. And you can find a funny feeling wherever you find your podcast and video on Spotify. You know, we're working with those dogs. And then, yeah, I'm around. I mean, I'm barely on Instagram, but it's Marcy Lane, too, I guess if you wanted to find my link tree, so there. Find me.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Okay? And November 30th, if you're in LA, come on down to Dynasty Typewriter.

[Marcy Jaro]

Yeah.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Keep an eye peeled for tickets soon. So you might do. You might want to go over to that link tree and just keep an eye on things so you can be invited to Marcy's party.

[Marcy Jaro]

If you're not there, you could stream it, baby.

[Mike Skull McElion]

That's true. I forget about the streaming. Marcy, we love you. You're our sister from another Mr. Very Excited. By the way, I do have to say I've been, you know, I listen to the show, and I really think you guys have been on fire lately. Like, A Funny Feeling has been really, really good. I think it's in, like, another era right now, you know. Thank you so much. If you guys have never listened, I don't know what you're doing. If you haven't listened a while, get back to it because they're making a great podcast over there. Okay.

[Marcy Jaro]

Thank you guys so much.

[Riley Bray]

You're welcome.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Thank you. Bye bye. Bye bye. What's up? Behind you.

[Marcy Jaro]

Me?

[Mike Skull McElion]

Mm. What is that behind you?

[Marcy Jaro]

Where? Towels or bow.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Between the door. And there was. Something just appeared in the doorway.

[Marcy Jaro]

Is it a shadow? Is it a box?

[Mike Skull McElion]

I think a bigfoot just came by and slapped your house.

[Marcy Jaro]

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[Mike Skull McElion]

Let's D down the pipe.

[Riley Bray]

Gotta drop in, bruh.

[Mike Skull McElion]

We got the drop and we just saw a cat on Marcy's.

[Riley Bray]

A good one. You missed it.

[Mike Skull McElion]

We missed it. We saw Mama Cat. Riley. Anything to plug this week in Collector's Corner? Anything you're into? Oh, actually, you've been in your little workshop, haven't you?

[Riley Bray]

I have been deep in my workshop and I have launched peacedrone.net and that now hosts two projects. The first one is, it's wind chimes. It turns your web browser into beautiful wind chimes that you can control and you can set the key and you can set all these different scales and how windy it is and the tone and all of that. And it's a really interesting project that I'm not going to go into the technical details of it, but it basically puts like a little program into your web browser and so it runs completely on your machine and it like turns your web browser into a little. A little wind chime friend. And you can just turn it on and let it run in the background and it. I think it's pretty great. And 315 people have already nice. Since I launched it one day ago, which is exciting.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I truly don't understand what you're talking about, but just click it.

[Riley Bray]

Just click the link. You'll see. It's very self explanatory too.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I'll get it. Okay.

[Riley Bray]

You just go there and you.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I just thought you were. You took Windows 95 and you made some wind chimes out of it and you hung it outside your window.

[Riley Bray]

I also released a free plugin, if any of you are audio people. I made a plugin that is a phase flip and if you do audio, you know what that means? Basically it just means if the wave, you take the waveform and you just flip it upside down. And that is a useful thing in the audio world. And I don't. It's like one of those things that's included in a lot of plugins, but I've never found just a nice like one button phase flip. And so I made one and it's free and you can have [e-mail] so if you do audio and that sounds cool to you, go grab, go grab the phase flipper and listen to the pie chimes.

[Mike Skull McElion]

This is what happens when this man is left alone for one week.

[Riley Bray]

That's right.

[Mike Skull McElion]

What's up with inventions?

[Riley Bray]

I went hard in the paint this week, you guys. I have been fused with the machine.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I think it's great. I love it.

[Riley Bray]

Check it out.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Peace drone.net I will plug a couple podcasts that I've been on lately. One is called Like Minds, which is produced by Greg Hess, friend of the show. It's a trivia comedy trivia show that's hosted by a very smart, very funny guy named Joey Bland who will have to get on the show sometime. I did an episode with Steve Berg that came out a few weeks ago. You can find it really easily. And then it's too late. Now. This kind of came together a little last minute, but I'm going to be doing a live show of the podcast at UCBLA tomorrow night as of this record. And I'm gonna reunite within a camp and we're gonna do that. We're gonna be a team playing against a couple comedians. But that should be that. The audio version of that should be out at some point because they are going to make an episode of it. So keep your eyes peeled for that. And then I've done a bunch of podcasts. I did a daily Levine's podcast lately, House Medium. So shout out for that. And I feel like I did one more that I've forgotten about.

[Riley Bray]

I feel bad making the rounds lately.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Making the rounds. May have done one more. If it comes to me, I'll plug it on next week's episode. Speaking of episodes of podcasts, if you want more BCC and would like to listen ad free, join us over at BCC [e-mail] you can sign up. You can get three bonus episodes every month on BCC the other side. You can get those ad free episodes and monthly music releases from Riley over on our Cosmic Tracks channel. Find the link to that in our show notes and on our Instagram bio at Bigfoot Collector Club. If we don't see you over there, we'll see you next Wednesday. Until then, good night and go get regrets. Well, that's what was supposed to be my wind chimes and I just went, look, look.

[Riley Bray]

I guess this probably won't work.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Destroy the episode.

[Riley Bray]

What if I just cry?

[Mike Skull McElion]

You turned our episode into wind chime. Bigfoot Collectors Club is executive produced by Riley Bray and Michael McMillan and engineered and edited by Riley Bray. Our theme song is Come Alone by Signeaters courtesy of Lotus pool Records. For ad free listening and bonus episodes every month, join BCC Clubhouse on bcc.supercast.com Want to see us watch video episodes and exclusive content on YouTube.comcfootcollectors.

[Riley Bray]

This Friday.

[Mike Skull McElion]

I'm an angel.

[Marcy Jaro]

See the wings.

[Riley Bray]

Don't miss the new comedy Good Fortune, starring Seth Rogen, Aziz Ansari and Keanu Reeves. Critics rave. It's Heaven Sent Me.

[Mike Skull McElion]

Have a budget? Guardian angel, kinda. You were very unhelpful.

[Riley Bray]

Good Fortune, directed by Aziz Ansari. Rated rich.