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Reality?
It’s either sitting behind a stranger’s house… or living a better life than he is.

What starts as a ridiculous, slightly unhinged debate—
“Do I knock on the door and ask for my boat back?”—
turns into something way bigger.

Because this isn’t really about a kayak…
It’s about all the things we say we want—
and never actually go get.

Bill takes a blowtorch to “manifestation culture” and breaks it down the only way he can—
funny, honest, and a little uncomfortable.

No vision boards.
No cosmic Wi-Fi.
Just this:

Your life is a result of your patterns… not your wishes.

If you’ve ever:

Avoided a conversation you know you need to have
Waited for the “right time” that never shows up
Or convinced yourself you’re “working on it” while doing nothing

Yeah… this one’s for you.

Also—seriously—
if you bought a house in Fairport and found a random red kayak… …we should talk!

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