Podcast
Bitch Bible
Hosted by PodcastOne · EN
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Bump Bible: A Gender Bender
5d ago00:26:39Tap to summarizeIt is week 7 and the symptoms are symptoming. The future demon seed is the size of a blueberry and driving Jackie into the arms of a Wetzels Pretzels whilst spiraling over a non FDA approved DIY Amazon gender test. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:The Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at https://www.AbsorbMore.comZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at https://www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Entertaining the Masses with Nina Parker
1w ago01:08:40Tap to summarizeJackie sits down with tv host Nina Parker to discuss their days together in Entertainment TV, why Jackie hates check-ins, and Clyde's alien abduction story.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Nutrafol: Go to https://www.Nutrafol.com and use Code BIBLE to get $10 OFF your first month's subscription and free shipping.Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at https://www.Ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLESKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at https://skims.com/bibleKindred Bravely: Get 20% OFF your first order at https://www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIEJones Road: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free free gift with your first purchase at https://www.JonesRoadBeauty.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Bump Bible: Trepidatious
2w ago00:25:27Tap to summarizeWeek 6 and Jackie is in limbo. Things are starting to get real, but she can’t tell anyone about the pregnancy yet. Except everyone at her local Italian Deli, of course.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comJones Road Beauty: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free full size mascara with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Straight Outta Economy
2w ago01:05:00Tap to summarizeJackie is getting back to her economy roots and discusses a confrontation at Nordstrom Rack, manipulating pregnancy in her favor, and the joy of Ashley Judd’s Instagram.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLEArticle: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/discount/bibleSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleLeesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Bitch Bible Classics: Loner Boner
2w ago00:42:13Tap to summarizeJackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance!Thanks for supporting my sponsors:ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces, at www.skims.com/bibleLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Welcome to the Bump Bible
3w ago00:28:41Tap to summarizeJackie begins a chronicle of her second pregnancy, speaking directly to moms with deep maternal care, understanding, and Plan B jokes. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Skylight Frames: Get $30 off your 15-inch calendar by going to www.MySkylight.com/BITCHBIBLEBoll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →The Chosen One
3w ago00:57:14Tap to summarizeThe stars have aligned to bring back El Pollo Loco’s BBQ Black Beans and the Taco Bell Enchirito just as Jackie is starting her third trimester and ravenously hungry. The universe has spoken. Jackie is the chosen one. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleRocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLERevolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Dork Dork 2000
4w ago01:02:36Tap to summarizeJackie celebrates the union of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce by reviewing their modest guest list, describes Clyde’s role in her recent public nudity, and spreads the mantra of Hate Without Reason.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Leesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleUse code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Community in Misery.
Jun 3001:07:56Tap to summarizeJackie’s in a mood after being continuously serenaded by Shakira seven days a week and discusses the most recent kerfuffle in the backyard renovation, her murderous Andrew fantasies, and her ability to perceive dark energy in the brightest of places.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comBoll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleThe Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at www.AbsorbMore.comQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →The Patina Princess
Jun 2301:06:07Tap to summarizeJackie is hunkered down against toxic smoke and gives an update on the backyard renovation, ridicules Andrew’s new recreational basketball league, and marvels at his lack of wedding music knowledge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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