Podcast
Bitch Bible
Hosted by PodcastOne · EN
A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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A Duplex of Disdain
1w ago01:00:50Tap to summarizeAndrew makes a rare appearance to attest to Jackie’s record-setting recent bitchiness, while she gives the world a warning, reveals her kink, and updates her views on Danielle from Summer House.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jones Road Beauty: Use code Bitchbible to get a free free gift with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.comRevolve: Shop at www.Revolve.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order. #REVOLVEpartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Bitch Bible Classics: Meet Me At Alcatraz!
2w ago00:53:55Tap to summarizeJackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber TikTok trauma and why Anne Hathaway is a time traveler.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLEQuince: Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com Revolve: Shop at REVOLVE.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order #REVOLVEpartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →AcTuALLy
2w ago01:06:44Tap to summarizeJackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates starting a Go Fund Me.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping during the Memorial Day Sale at www.BollAndBrand.com/bitchbibleOSEA: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your first order site wide at www.OSEAMalibu.comRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLERocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off at checkout at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLEWayfair: Get prepped for patio season for way less at www.Wayfair.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Hallelujah
3w ago01:09:18Tap to summarizeJackie is fresh off celebrating herself for Mother’s Day and rips overly sentimental holiday social media posts, continues her delayed review of Summer House, and discovers the traits she shares with Joe Jackson.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Brodo: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLEKindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comPique: Unlock 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →The Bitch Wears Prada, Too
4w ago01:02:59Tap to summarizeJackie is back from a weekend of circus acts, self-care, and Miranda Priestly and recounts a surprising trip to a psychic, reviews the Devil Wears Prada 2, and plans an upcoming Mother’s Day argument with Andrew.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.article.com/discount/bibleRevolve: Use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →You Good Girl?
Apr 2801:00:37Tap to summarizeJackie is getting over being possessed by a mysterious illness and gives her final thoughts about Alex Cooper and Alix Earle, describes how Clyde is a confident but grounded child with bullying in his blood, and expresses her fears for The Devil Wears Prada 2.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jones Road Beauty: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get a free Shimmer Face Oil on your first purchase at www.Jonesroadbeauty.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE TO get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Blonde on Blonde Crime
Apr 2101:04:18Tap to summarizeJackie sits down with Morgan Stewart to weigh in on the Alex Cooper/Alix Earle fallout, how they are going to manufacture their own feud, and what’s wrong with Lake Arrowhead.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Brodo: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLEKindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIEOSEA: Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code JACKIE at www.OSEAMalibu.comRocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitor your spending, and help lower your bills so you can grow your savings at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLERitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Bitch Bible Classics: Long Shame Strategy
Apr 1800:48:39Tap to summarizeThis is a great episode, Jackie recaps how King Richard changed her life, the time she got kicked out of a youth sports league for breaking someone's nose, and warns Megan Fox about being Dutch-ovened.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/BIBLESKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerRevolve: Shop at www.REVOLVE.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order #REVOLVEpartnerQuince: Refresh your spring wardrobe with free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →You Don’t Deserve Her
Apr 1401:01:20Tap to summarizeJackie is solo parenting AGAIN and praises women at the Masters, addresses future concerns about her health due to her soon to be protruding clavicles, and navigates the treacherous waters of the injustice of the patriarchy in the media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →This Is Me Trying
Apr 700:57:59Tap to summarizeJackie has settled into spring and discusses proper parenting at wineries, gives a lukewarm review of Summer House, and tries to explain her alien frog infestation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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