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Bitter Coffey
Hosted by Bitter Coffey Podcast · EN
Nothing happens but a lot goes on.
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No Piercing For You!
2w ago00:56:16Tap to summarizeRefreshed after a vacation in sunny Florida, Darek joins Kelly in the studio where they quickly realize they're both in a wonky mood and are fighting for their lives during this episode. Thank you to our pal Mel for the shout-out and to the new listeners. Welcome aboard!
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That Song With Lasers
Apr 1501:05:13Tap to summarizeFrom astronauts circling the Moon to hobbies that promote joy and/or foot bruises, Darek and Kelly cover a wide range of topics of no particular importance. Rest assured, in the event of Kelly's untimely death, the podcast will likely continue with a new co-host. Sending big love to our friend Mel at @interstellar_mel for the TikTok shout-out.
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Big Box O'Hats
Mar 2500:36:52Tap to summarizeDarek and Kelly share their excitement about an update on their show merch, which somehow led to a shorter show. Sorry and/or you're welcome. Kelly considers a new show segment and Darek reflects on missed marketing opportunities in corporate America.
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Big Floss Pockets
Mar 1100:56:43Tap to summarizeTime, time, time...see what's become of us. Darek and Kelly accidentally focus on a theme/topic for this week's episode, and they both have a lot to say about the concept of time. And aging. And watches & clocks. Shout out to our new listeners and to Shondell, who now lives rent-free in Kelly's head.
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Olympic Fever
Feb 2500:58:36Tap to summarizeDarek and Kelly discuss their love of the Olympics and have several recommendations on how to make it more entertaining for themselves and maybe other people, too. Kelly embraces THC and Darek shares his newfound fandom of Ca7riel & Paco Amoroso. Baby Jane Doe!
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We Are Like Us
Feb 400:56:58Tap to summarizeBack from their Dry January podcast hiatus, Kelly and Darek do their best to find the humor in a not-so-humorous world these days. When the day begins with a one-person hip hop kitchen dance party, things can only get better. Or worse. Your hosts briefly discuss the perils of social media and discuss their hobbies, one of which suprised Darek.
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Happy Holidays/Top of the Moccasin To You
Dec 2200:44:11Tap to summarizeWith Kelly and Darek filled with anxiety and Christmas cheer, 4 minutes of accidental copyright infringements set the proper for this episode. Not entirely sure your hosts are recording, they cover the usual holiday topics such as buying a tree, party-germ etiquette, and of course, George Michael. Happy Holidays from us to you!
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Cranial Squeaking
Dec 301:00:53Tap to summarizeMinor tech issues continue to plague the Bitter Coffey studio but Kelly's requests for new mics fall on deaf ears. Darek and special guest Michele Palardy provide the support Kelly needs as she loses her already weak grasp on the English language. Darek names the positive vibes during recording this episode while discussing the fact that most cartoon characters refuse to wear pants. Shout out to new listeners Sophia and Ciara!
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Life On Mallomars
Nov 1200:52:01Tap to summarizeAfter a COVID-induced break from recording, Darek and Kelly are back in the studio with mics in need of replacement. Kelly explains her process for recalling songs for which she doesn't know the lyrics, and Darek shares his extensive cookie marketing magic. The hosts take a crack at streaming platform rebranding, which quickly goes sideways. HBO, please feel free to reach out if you would like to explore next steps. Shoutout to our new friends at Generic Clothing!
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Tasting Menu with Colyer & Shemmy
Oct 800:56:03Tap to summarizeLongtime friends and longtime listeners Colyer and Shemmy join the show by phone to test a variety of edgy (some might even say exotic) potato chips. No one remembered to take a pic of the chips in the studio, mostly because Darek was overwhelmed by sodium and Kelly was distracted by tote bags.
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