They did WHAT at Chick-Fil-A?!

Summary

Bloodline Banter: "They Did WHAT at Chick-Fil-A?!" Podcast by 2M Media Group | Date: June 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Bloodline Banter features hosts Riley and Landon tackling the daily chaos of their lives, sharing hilarious and exasperating stories about valet mishaps, sleep routines, Southern culture, and bizarre small town phenomena. True to form, the duo's banter revolves around outrageous observations, relatable annoyances, arguments over food, and a wild listener confession from a Chick-fil-A parking lot. The hosts answer fan questions, argue about everything from pecans to elevators, and reminisce about childhood discipline—Southern style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Opening Banter: Sleep Scores & Bedtime Chaos

• Both hosts discuss their nightly sleep routines and compare OURA ring sleep scores.
  • Landon: “My sleep score was a 71.” [00:10]
  • Riley: “I looked like a pretzel in the bed.” [00:11]
  • Audience engagement: OURA ring and audience sharing sleep scores. [00:44]

The Great Valet Debacle [01:02–03:53]

• Landon's Tesla tire is popped by the valet, causing a nightmarish cascade of issues.
  • “Valet busted my damn tire.” – Landon [01:36]
  • Riley’s epic 45-minute car wait, complaints about Nashville’s Metropolis parking company.
  • Deeper anecdote: Tesla’s cameras caught the incident, and frustrations with how customer service handled it.

Luxury Apartment Woes & 'First World Problems' [05:03–07:24]

• Criticism from viewers for sharing “first world problems” like valet mishaps or elevator outages.
  • Landon defends: “Them damn pirelli tires are $750 a piece. I don’t care if I’m a millionaire.” [05:45]
  • The hosts reflect on the realities of being content creators, dismissing the idea they have it easy.

Road Trip Plans & BUC EE’S as Church [07:26–08:35]

• Road tripping to Savannah, GA for “Rock the Country”; passing BUC EE’s mega-stores.
  • Landon: “If BUC EE’s made a church, people would attend.” [07:47]
  • Riley: “I’d sit in a little truck they have with the beavers in the back of it.” [07:58]

Couples Who Sit on the Same Side (and Other Pet Peeves) [08:40–11:18]

• Bizarre social customs dissected with disdain.
  • Landon: “If you are a couple and you’re sitting on the same side of the damn table... you are a psychopath. That’s disgusting.” [10:45]
  • Facebook-shared profiles and other “psychotic” behaviors also get roasted.

Small Town Life, Dollar Generals & Dollar Tree Steak [14:06–18:38]

• Analysis of what makes a town “small”—“If there isn’t a Dollar General every 15 minutes, I don’t want to go.” [14:16]
• Dollar stores' meat products get mocked.
  • Riley: “If you eat a ribeye steak from the Dollar Tree...I’m calling the Federal Bureau of Investigation and we’re arresting your ass because you’re eating groundhog, asshole.” [16:46]

Grocery Store & Food Health Apps [18:40–20:13]

• Olive health app for scanning barcodes and checking for microplastics and other ingredients.
  • “I’ll be scanning everything in my pantry.” – Riley [19:06]
• On being “influencers”: the hosts reject the label, prefer “content creators.” [20:05–20:13]

Generational Gaps & Gentle Parenting [20:23–22:24]

• Audience age diversity, meet & greets, and how some parents won’t let kids watch their videos.
• “Gentle parenting” gets grilled, Southern discipline reminisced.
  • Riley: “My mom counted to 10 as she gave me 10 licks on the ass right in the bread aisle.” [21:58]

Bloodline Brain Check — Trivia Segment [24:13–35:07]

• Fun, rapid trivia questions sourced from ChatGPT; friendly competition and southern takes on random facts.
  • Notable Q&A moments:
    • What’s the only US state that borders one other? “Maine!” (After guessing around) [25:58]
    • Which candy was first called "chicken feed"? “Candy corn. Oh, I f*** up a candy corn.” [27:57]
    • What’s the most consumed manufactured drink? “Tea.” [26:49]
    • The only letter not in any US state: “Q.” [29:28]
    • What fruit floats? “Apples.” [34:29]
    • What’s the most stolen food? “Cheese.” [33:02]

Southern Childhood Discipline Stories [22:24–24:13]

• Anecdotes about being spanked with switches, kitchen utensils, and paddles.
  • “One time I told my mom, I’m going to call CPS. She said, do it—you can use my phone.” [23:10]

Cousin Council: Listener Questions & Storytime [35:31–44:13]

1. Am I Selfish About My Wedding Guest List? [35:31–36:41]

• Host advice: “I don’t think you're selfish at all. That shit’s expensive.” [36:38]

2. Fear of Getting Into Relationships [37:22–38:24]

• Riley: “Don’t rush into a relationship because then you’re gonna end up divorced.” [38:21]

3. The Chick-fil-A Parking Lot Confession [38:31–39:48]

• Listener Taylor describes two people getting intimate in front of a bright light at Chick-fil-A.
  • Riley: “That’s like in the church. You can’t do that.” [39:18]
  • Landon: “Y’all need to get on your knees and repent. And don’t get on your knees for any other reason!” [39:26]

Food Preferences Lightning Round (Email Submissions Visuals) [42:01–44:08]

• Toast preference (“I could get down with [toast] numbers 3, 4 or 5.”) [42:10]
• Chicken wings (“Number 15—I love a flat.” “Number 10 looks the crispiest.”) [42:36—42:49]
• Donuts (“Give me number two, less is more.” “I’d f*** up any donut in that box.”) [43:02–43:52]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Valet busted my damn tire.” – Landon [01:36]
• “Metropolis... if I become... Nashville mayor, I can send Metropolis ass away. Y’all suck.” – Riley [01:49]
• “If you are a couple and you’re sitting on the same side of the damn table...you are a psychopath.” – Landon [10:45]
• “My mom counted to 10 as she gave me 10 licks on the ass right in the bread aisle.” – Riley [21:58]
• “If you eat a ribeye steak from the Dollar Tree...I’m calling the Federal Bureau of Investigation and we’re arresting your ass because you’re eating groundhog, asshole.” – Riley [16:46]
• “Y’all need to get on your knees and repent. And don’t get on your knees for any other reason!” – Landon [39:26]
• “Don’t rush into a relationship because then you’re gonna end up divorced.” – Riley [38:21]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|--------------------| | Sleep score and bedtime chaos | 00:00–01:02 | | Valet tire disaster | 01:02–03:53 | | Luxury apartment complaints/Social hate | 05:03–06:40 | | Road trip plans & BUC EE’S banter | 07:26–08:35 | | Pet peeves: Couples, Social Norms | 08:40–11:18 | | Dollar General/Small Town Oddities | 14:06–18:38 | | Grocery Apps & Food Label Reading | 18:40–20:13 | | Generational Audiences/Gentle Parenting | 20:23–22:24 | | Childhood discipline stories | 22:24–24:13 | | Brain Check Trivia | 24:13–35:07 | | Cousin Council Questions | 35:31–44:13 | | Chick-fil-A Parking Lot confession | 38:31–39:48 | | Food preferences fun (listener submissions) | 42:01–44:08 |

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Tone and Style

The hosts maintain their trademark Southern sass, off-the-cuff humor, and candid, often irreverent, conversational style. The podcast feels like a wild chat among friends, filled with playful arguments, family stories, and rants about daily life—from the absurd to the mundane.

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For New Listeners

This chaotic yet charming episode offers an authentic look into the dynamic between Riley and Landon: honest, hilarious, and totally unscripted. Key topics include real-life mishaps, audience engagement, and the wild things people will do in (and outside) of a Chick-fil-A parking lot. If you want Southern wit, relatable complaints, and unpredictable confessions, this episode delivers.

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Don’t forget: Follow Bloodline Banter for more unfiltered chaos, listener confessions, and guest appearances coming soon!

Transcript

[A]

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to Bloodline Banter. I'm Riley.

[B]

And I'm Landon.

[A]

And we're back.

[B]

How'd you sleep last night?

[A]

Well, my sleep score was a 69.

[B]

Oh. Mine was a 71. We're in the same boat.

[A]

I woke up and tossed and turned and flipped and flopped. And I remember waking up at, like, three in the morning, and my pillow was flipped over. And I like my pillow to be on one side. And I was like, I looked like a pretzel in the bed.

[B]

Like, you were wrapped up like a burrito.

[A]

I know. I was like, my head was over my. My arm was over my head, my leg was flopped over the bed. Like, looks like I got beat.

[B]

Well, hell, you know, when I go to sleep, I just lay there like

[A]

a Landon lays, like a corpse. Flat on his back, hand on his

[B]

stomach, no pillow, psychotic. I know, I know. But my sleep score, 71. It's so funny because our audience, like, they tell us their sleep score now if they have an OURA ring.

[A]

And I've seen those comments that, like,

[B]

got them lock obsessing with aa.

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Ring five came out. Ooh, I want it or ring. You should really sponsor the podcast.

[B]

Yeah, they should get plugged every time. Every single time. Just. Anyways, I've had a damn couple days.

[A]

Yeah, Landon's had a rough couple days. Go ahead.

[B]

No, listen. So I'm laying in my bed, I pull my car. So at our apartment complex, we valet our car. We pay an ungodly amount of money, and we valet our car every time we need, like, you know, so we drop it off, valet takes it, parks it for us. We need it, we text. I'm like, hey, we need my car. Anyways, I dropped my car off to valet yesterday. Laid in the bed, closed my eyes for 10 minutes, was gonna take, like, a little cat nap, and I get a message saying, pull over immediately that my tire had popped. And I'm like, what the hell? I'm not even driving my car. And sure enough, valet busted my damn tire.

[A]

And I drive. He called me. He was like, what are you doing? And I said, nothing. I'm laying on the couch. He's like, well, I need you to call for your car and take me to mine, because valet has popped the damn tire. And I was like, you are kidding me. So I called for my car, went down, waited an ungodly amount of time for my car. Because let me tell you something, Metropolis. If you live in Nashville or near any city where I've ever visited here, Metropolis runs the Valet. And they also run the parking in the city. You are the biggest pain in the ass. Pain in my ass. I've. I mean, literally, if I become. I'm about to run for Nashville mayor so I can send Metropolis ass away. Y' all suck. Suck so bad. And I waited for my car for 45 minutes.

[B]

Anyways, we got down there. Cause I was like, okay, maybe it's just like a sensor's messed up. No, they had ran over a piece of steel. And I get. Accidents happen, whatever. But they damn sure wasn't gonna tell me about it. That's the part that pisses me off. And I drive a Tesla. So I have cameras on the outside of my car and it's always recording. And I'm like, okay, I know. You know you popped my car tire. You know, so.

[A]

Because it tells you on the screen.

[B]

Yeah, it does. And it videos like. But anyway, so we went down there. All was well. They were like, don't worry about it. We will like expense it. It's fine. I was like, okay, no worries. Everything was good. Well, I wake up this morning.

[A]

Well, he put in a Tesla service.

[B]

I put in a Tesla service request.

[A]

They couldn't come until this morning.

[B]

So I get a text message this morning at 7:30, say my Tesla technician is on the way. They're going to replace my tire. So I go down there. Well, I ordered Riley's car. I texted the valet and I said, hey, I need car number three. And I usually text on car number five. So I emphasized that it was a Toyota Camry. Okay, bring me car number three, the Toyota Camry. I'll be a son of a. If these people weren't driving my popped tire Tesla up to valet with a pop tire. So then I have to get in that damn thing and drive it all the way back to the parking. Parking lot where they park our cars, which is like two miles away. Bullshit. A whole bunch of bullshit.

[A]

I called for my car the other day because I was going to go to the grocery store. And I texted at 5:45. And I said, hey, can I please get my car? Told him what number I was, whatever. And I went down and waited in the lobby. And then it was like 6:15. And so there were two girls that work at the.

[B]

Probably sitting there twiddling their damn thumbs

[A]

in the rocking chairs, talking, gossip, talking, laughing on their phone. And so there was a little girl at the valet stand. So I walked up, little girl, she's like 20, walked over and I was like, hey, I'm just checking. I Called for my car about 30 minutes ago. We're supposed to get our cars in 15 minutes. Called for our car about 30 minutes ago and I still haven't gotten it. Like are. I was just wondering like they weren't busy, there wasn't a car up there got their head up. It'd be different if they were busy. And she was like yeah, they probably went and got it with her septum piercing and everything else. And so I thought you just want

[B]

to take a mad.

[A]

She was like what number are you? So I, I told her and then she, she said is this your key? And she held my valet key up out of the box. I said yeah, that's my key.

[B]

Go get my car.

[A]

She said okay, we'll, we'll send somebody to go get it right now. It took 45 damn minutes for me to get my car.

[B]

You know what else? And I got a hate comment cuz I obviously if you have me on Snapchat then you know that.

[A]

And I don't want these kids driving my car cuz they're like 18 and they don't know and apparent. I've heard rumors that like they have been driving people's cars around. Let me tell you something, if I find out one of these little bitches has been driving my car around, we're going to have an issue.

[B]

Sorry, I got a phone call. Who's Liberty University? Tell me I need to re enroll in college.

[A]

Smash that subscribe button down below please.

[B]

Yeah, anyways, I was going to say something but I forgot. Oh, somebody slid up my Snapchat story. Because I update my Snapchat fans all day, every day about my life and I was giving them a story time like in real time of this happening and someone was like oh, first world problems.

[A]

I'm pretty sure a pop tire is anybody's fucking problem.

[B]

Yeah, first world problems. Oh you, you have to valet your car o. They popped your tire, bitch. I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but them damn pirelli tires are $750 piece. I don't care if I'm a millionaire.

[A]

Low profile Pirelli baby.

[B]

Low profile Pirelli. I don't care if I make billions. It is not no damn first world problem.

[A]

I had someone sign up on my story yesterday. I posted on Snapchat. If you haven't added us on Snapchat, by the way, go at us. Our usernames are in the description box below. Yeah, but I had some I had posted on my story like I live in a luxury apartment complex there's only one elevator working because the other two elevators were closed down for. I think some was moving in or something and somebody was like, doesn't sound too luxury to me if there's only two elevators working.

[B]

People just love to get well.

[A]

That was my whole point.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, use the brain that God gave you or the lack thereof. And people think just because, like, we have a profile on. On social media that, like, we're rich and we can just blow money out of our ass.

[B]

No, it means we have to pay

[A]

and we can't be upset about anything because we don't have a nine to five. That's what pisses me off. Like, yes, this job is much better than a 9 to 5. And I'm so grateful for the people who follow me and support me so I can keep doing it. But, like, we have problems just like everybody else does. Those problems may not be having to clock into a 9 to 5, but it's. We're constantly entertaining. We have to. It's just mentally draining or you don't get.

[B]

And I know every job is mentally draining, but like, you know, you feel a pressure that, like, you've got. Complaining.

[A]

I'm just. People always like, the first time we have something to say about something, they're like, oh, we'll get over it. Yeah, like, you people don't tell you to get over your problems in the real world.

[B]

No.

[A]

Kiss my ass.

[B]

We're going on a road trip after this.

[A]

We are. We are headed. Well tomorrow.

[B]

We're going on a road trip tomorrow.

[A]

Yes. We are headed down to Savannah, Georgia for rock the country.

[B]

Yes, we are.

[A]

I'm excited about it. We went to the one in Belleville, Texas, and we were like, you know what, let's go again.

[B]

You know, we passed. We passed two buckies on the way.

[A]

We might have to pull in down to Alabama.

[B]

We're going to Alabama first, then over to Savannah. But we, you know, I think if BUC EE's made a church, people would attend.

[A]

I think church numbers would skyrocket.

[B]

Do you think? Would you go?

[A]

Absolutely, I would go. I'd sit in a little truck they have with the beavers in the back of it.

[B]

As long as they had food, you'd

[A]

go, give me a brisket.

[B]

As long as they had food, I'd

[A]

go make an altar. And we'll have church.

[B]

We'll have church. Bucky nuts and a fountain.

[A]

Coca cola and candy pecans, baby.

[B]

Candy pecans. Oh, you said pecan, cuz you said it and I didn't want to have to argue cuz I say pecan. You've never had a pecan pie?

[A]

No, I've had a pecan pie. I don't like the pecans on the top. I just like the gooey in the middle.

[B]

You don't really with a pecan.

[A]

I don't with a pecan.

[B]

I love a pecan.

[A]

I think they are so bitter.

[B]

Gosh, let me take my ringer off.

[A]

Yeah, let's do that.

[B]

Please. Excuse me. My mom was leaving the house.

[A]

The crack house.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Jennifer's leaving the crack.

[B]

We Louie named our house on Live360. The crack house.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Anyways, I was gonna say something. What do you think the most psychotic thing is people do?

[A]

What do you mean? Like, do what?

[B]

Like, what do you think? Like the most? Like when a plane lands, they clap their hands.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Hey, sometimes I'd be wanting to clap my hands because that plane.

[A]

Well, there was so many like plane accidents this past year. Like I don't. I might start clapping when my plane land.

[B]

Riley and I are drinking today on the pod.

[A]

We are, we are having some champagne. We've never had this kind before.

[B]

It's a little yellow.

[A]

We used it. Yeah, it's good. Looks like beer, but it ain't. We used to like have champagne every morning and then we kind of quit there for a second. Yeah.

[B]

Speaking of drinking, we went to Broadway the other day. Shocker. We talk about this every week. And we were drinking and we decided we were gonna use some of those. What are they called?

[A]

We have started using. We take a. We drink what's called a zbiotic. It's a probiotic pre alcohol drink. And I drink one. It was, it's always my first drink in the night. If I go out, I drink one and I wake up and I feel normal. Like I don't feel like I could be sick. I don't wake up, no headache. I just wake up and I feel.

[B]

And it's just like a little. It's just called a zebiotic. It's like a little.

[A]

It's a prebiotic pre alcohol drink. They're like genetically modified.

[B]

Yeah. You need one ear

[A]

help you. So I drink a zebiotic and I feel great. And our viewers can go to zbiotics.combanter to get 15% off their order. That's zbiotics.combanter and get 15% off your order.

[B]

I had one before we started drinking, before we started filming.

[A]

Oh, I took one this morning.

[B]

Yeah. Cause we're.

[A]

I drank one this morning and they make me feel normal. And I hate feeling sick whenever I wake up after a fun night. So yeah, they do work.

[B]

Sometimes I feel like I need to take four, but you know, I have one.

[A]

Anyways, back on track.

[B]

What does psychotic think you think people do?

[A]

I don't know. You know what I can't stand? I can't stand whenever you go into a restaurant and there's a couple sitting on the same side of the bed.

[B]

Oh my hell. If you are a couple and you're sitting on the same side of the damn table or the same side of the booth, you are a psychopath. That's disgusting.

[A]

Damn, I have a hairball.

[B]

Yeah, you need to quit.

[A]

Shit. Yeah, I can't stand it. I cannot stand walking into the Texas Roadhouse and seeing somebody over there sitting at the same. Like if you are so. If you are so connected to your person that you have to sit right beside them when they eat. I don't know about a damn bumping

[B]

meat when I'm trying to eat my steak.

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

Forget that. Hell to the no. That's weird. Wonder why people do that. Hold on. What are you doing?

[A]

I'm texting.

[B]

What? Who are you texting?

[A]

I'll tell you in a minute.

[B]

Riley, tell me now. Is it. Are you texting for app?

[A]

Look at your phone.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Anyways, we gotta get back on track. We gotta get back on track. You know what I hate?

[A]

Squirt.

[B]

You know, I really don't hate when people clap when the plane lands because some of the planes that I've been on, I'm clapping when that lands because it feels like it could fall out of the sky.

[A]

Because you feel like you're on the Rats brothers plane that came straight out of Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.

[B]

Huh? Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I do agree with that. Do you think you would last as a server at Texas Roadhouse?

[B]

You know I love to serve. Do you think you would last as a server?

[A]

I've never been a server, but I have worked in like customer service and I think I would. Yeah, I think I'd be a good one, I think.

[B]

Do you think you could last at a Texas roadhouse for six months working there?

[A]

Yeah, I think I'd make pretty good tips.

[B]

You would. Would you eat all the rolls?

[A]

Yeah, I'd probably get fired because they'd probably find me in the cooler eating rolls and honey butter.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or cinnamon butter.

[B]

Huh. You know what else I hate? And I just thought of this? Couples that share a Facebook account.

[A]

Oh my God. Especially whenever you go on Facebook. And it's like, James. And they don't put. And they put n. Just the end. James and Lindy. And I'm like, come on out. Or they have like.

[B]

And whenever they call me on your

[A]

post, they have to like, dash, James. Happy birthday. Dash James.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, come on.

[B]

Get two separate Facebook accounts. Don't be psycho. Rally. You're very disconnected from the pod today. I'm need you to get your okay.

[A]

I'm so sorry. I'm dealing with business. Oops. I guess that was God telling me I need to get off the damn phone.

[B]

What do you think? I just lost all my train of thought. Let me look back at my notes.

[A]

We're kind of all over the place with this one, to be honest.

[B]

Yeah, we were not prepared for this episode. I don't think we're ever prepared for any.

[A]

But I feel like sometimes those are the ones that do the best because people enjoy us just bantering back and forth.

[B]

Yeah. And people hate when we argue.

[A]

I know. Which is kind of insane to me.

[B]

I know. In the beginning they loved it. Now they hate it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then some of them love it. And then some of them hate.

[A]

Some of them just hate you.

[B]

God, some people do.

[A]

I've had more people tell me I should start my own podcast 100 times. I can't start my own podcast. What would I talk about?

[B]

I'm not. We're not.

[A]

What would I call it? The Riley Report. This hell no good.

[B]

This is a duo.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. You get what you get.

[A]

You don't pitch a fit.

[B]

Yeah. And if you want to scroll, scroll on.

[A]

Don't scroll. Subscribe. Like, comment. And I love you very much.

[B]

Anyways, I was gonna say small town things that make no sense. You got anything?

[A]

You know, if you're in a small town and it has. It doesn't have 42 Mexican restaurants, you're probably not in a small enough town. And if there's not a damn Dollar General over 15 minutes, I don't want to go.

[B]

Oh, I'm getting a FaceTime.

[A]

By who, my friend?

[B]

Hey, I'm recording the podcast right now.

[A]

Just bitched at me for being on my phone. Answer is a FaceTime call.

[B]

Okay, bye.

[A]

I get Bitch Chat for being on my phone. This bitch ANSWERS A whole FaceTime call over there. I know y' all don't like it when we argue, but we're fucking about to.

[B]

We're about to tussle. People think that I'm rude to Riley. And, yeah, I might be rude sometimes, but Riley is rude to Me too. But nobody else is allowed to be rude to each other.

[A]

I used to not be rude to,

[B]

like, if somebody makes. If somebody's making fun of Riley.

[A]

I used to not be rude to Landon Riley. I haven't always been as mean to you as you have been to me.

[B]

I just wouldn't say that I was mean.

[A]

No, you just have no empathy. Yeah, you have no filter either.

[B]

No, you don't either.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, sometimes I'll be walking downstairs and instead of Landon saying, hey, that doesn't look good. You'll be like, are you really gonna wear that? Are you really gonna wear that? You look so bad.

[B]

That's just how I am.

[A]

Those shoes with that. There's. Those are two different shades. I'm like, bitch, shut the fuck up.

[B]

But if anybody else would tell you that, I would. I would shoot them in the head.

[A]

Yeah, me and Landon, I mean, we.

[B]

We're literally brothers.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I mean. Anyways, you know what don't make no sense to me in a small town?

[A]

What?

[B]

A dollar general.

[A]

I just started talking about dollar generals right before you rudely interrupted with your face.

[B]

I'm just saying a damn dollar general

[A]

don't make any sense. If my small town don't have a Dollar General over 150ft, I just want

[B]

to know how they pick.

[A]

Close their eyes, they spin around four times after drinking a ton of beer, throw a dart at a map. I'm telling you right now, we're taking. You know, we're at war with Iran or some right now. I bet you $100 billion there pops up a dollar general on Iran in a couple months.

[B]

Let me tell you something. Or Buc EE's.

[A]

A Dollar General. Or Buc EE's. Hell, yeah, you like the dollar general. I up the dollar general.

[B]

Speaking of any grocery store.

[A]

But you know what doesn't sit right with me? Whenever places like the Dollar General and places like Dollar Tree sell steak. Yeah, the Dollar Tree in our hometown got, like a cooler section. And I walked over there one time because what I used to do is I used to go. And this was when I was in the peak of my fat assery. I would walk in the Dollar Tree and I would get a Milky Way and I would go put it in the freezer, and then I'd do my shopping. And then whenever I went to leave, I'd go get that Milky Way out of the freezer and I'd eat that.

[B]

That is brick activities.

[A]

Oh, that shit'll make you shout.

[B]

Shout glory.

[A]

And I looked over one Day, and there was a ribeye steak at the Dollar Tree. If you eat a ribeye steak from the damn Dollar Tree dollar, it can't be USDA approved. Do you see where TEMU and Sheen sold ribeyes and filet mignons? Now, bitch, if you eat a Teemu ribeye, you're getting a dog. No, bitch, a cat. I'm calling. I'm calling the Federal Bureau of Investigation and we're arresting your ass because you're eating groundhog, asshole. Yeah, there's no way that that is some shit that you were going to make the TEMU virus. Bitch, do not come anywhere near me with no damn Teemu meat.

[B]

Do you think people actually order it?

[A]

Yeah, I've seen a girl on TikTok making it and eating it. She's like, look how juicy. Oh, my God, they gave her a brand deal. Let me tell you something. We're gonna have a brand new virus, no problem with you. But if you ever tried to send me a Teemu ribeye, I think I'd sue your whole corporation.

[B]

I mean, that's fucked. Yeah, it is.

[A]

I ain't eating no damn. Hell no.

[B]

You know what else is funny in a small town? Like, landmarks. Like, oh, yeah, when you get up there to the stop sign, you're gonna see a cow on the left. There's cows on the left. That's how you know where you're at. Like, we don't say.

[A]

Well, I hate whenever people say, yeah, you're gonna go north on I75 for 25 minutes. I need you to tell me you're gonna roll up and you're gonna see the Dollar General on the left. You're gonna turn right. Yeah, I'm directionally challenged. Do not tell my ass to go northbound for 52 miles and then.

[B]

No, I need you to tell me that there's a.

[A]

You need to tell me. Hey, you're gonna go up about 30 minutes, depending on how fast you drive. And then you're gonna see a Walmart. On the right, you're gonna go see

[B]

a man's house that has a piece of trash.

[A]

If you see the house with the green door, you're gonna turn right. That's what I needed you to tell me.

[B]

Yeah, don't give me longitude and latitude.

[A]

Go north, east, southwest. Never eat soggy waffles. I don't do that.

[B]

L. To the.

[A]

No, I don't do it.

[B]

Speaking of the grocery store, when's the last time you've been grocery shopping?

[A]

Well, I went to Sprouts the other Day.

[B]

Oh, I bet everything in there is perfect on Olive app.

[A]

Oh, my gosh, I love that place.

[B]

I bet everything is approved on the Olive app. And that place.

[A]

I, you know, I didn't even scan it because I didn't even feel the need to because I knew it was so healthy. But I'm. Next time I go in there, I'm going to get my little app and I'm going to scan everything in that store.

[B]

I'll be scanning everything.

[A]

Oh, I'll be scanning everything in my pantry. And the things that I think are so good for me, I will scan. And it's like, it tells me if

[B]

y' all are wondering what we're talking about. We talked about this in a previous episode. Episode. We have downloaded the Olive app. And it's pretty much just an app that tells you, you know, if there's

[A]

any microplastics in your food. If, like, it tells you all the bad things. Seedles just preservatives, additives. All the things in your food it scanned that are making us have seven

[B]

heads and 14 toes.

[A]

You scan the barcode and it gives you a health score based off of the ingredients in the food and just to make better options.

[B]

So crap yourself if you figured out what she was eating.

[A]

Yeah. If y' all go to the link below and it will be on the screen, you can download the Olive app and get a seven day free trial.

[B]

Yeah, it's good. Good stuff. Anyways, that was a little plug. You know, I like doing the podcast now because I always feel like we're not bringing our audience anything. Like, we're like, oh. Like, we're not really, like, influencing them to do anything. We're not really.

[A]

I'm not an influencer.

[B]

No.

[A]

People are like, oh, my gosh, you're my favorite influencer. Like, I appreciate that compliment. I'm not an influencer. I don't need to influence you to do anything.

[B]

No, the only thing I want to

[A]

influence you to do is laugh. That's it. I'm a content creator. I create content. I don't. If, if you're influenced by my decisions, then there needs to be a big disclaimer, says, you can't sue me if you die.

[B]

You tell you what else. Some of our audience is like, you know, between probably like 22 and 30. And then we have an older audience. It's like, you know, 40 to 60. And I'm not calling those people old. I'm just saying older. And we do have an older demographic. Let me finish, let me finish. And Then we have some audiences that are like, sometimes I get like 12 year olds come up to me and ask for a picture and I'm like, bitch, why are you watching my videos? I say the F word.

[A]

Yeah. Who?

[B]

Parental controls.

[A]

It's so embarrassing though. Whenever we see like someone out in public and they, they recognize us from TikTok and their parent, their kids are sitting there and their kids are like, who is this? And they were like, we have to, we have to skip your videos when they're around. And I'm like,

[B]

oh, okay, yeah, it's okay. But yeah, my mom would have let me watch when I was a kid.

[A]

Oh yeah. You know, there's parents now that won't even let their kid watch. Like spongebob.

[B]

Now I don't know about. I never watched spongebob, but it wasn't because I wasn't allowed to. I just never did.

[A]

But there's so many parents that like won't allow their kids to watch certain things. And I agree, not like sticking your kid in front of a tv, but like, I watched TV as a kid and I turned out fine. But you know what? We made a tick. We said in the podcast a couple weeks ago, and I've made tech talks about this, about gentle parenting, how I don't think it works.

[B]

Oh hell.

[A]

But the amount of comments that I've got on that video, on that clip on Instagram that says that's not gentle parenting, that's permissive parenting. I don't care if it's gentle or permissive parenting. Where I'm from, that's called gentle parenting. Gentle parenting is where whenever you're in the grocery store and your kid's throwing a temper tantrum and you look at them and say, jimmy, it's gonna be okay. Breathe. Let's count to 10. Hell no. My mom counted to 10 as she gave me 10 licks on the ass right in the bread aisle.

[B]

You know what I used?

[A]

And she dared somebody to call CPS on her.

[B]

Uh huh. And. Cause she'd whoop their ass too. Yeah, yeah. And I remember my nanny used to send me to pick my own hickory. And if I didn't pick a hickory

[A]

good enough, we got it double.

[B]

No, I had to go back and pick another one.

[A]

Oh, I got it double. I had to picking a switch.

[B]

Yeah, my nanny just wouldn't let me have a switch. I had to pick a whole damn tree branch. She beat the hell out of me with that thing.

[A]

Yeah, that gives me spoons, a kitchen

[B]

spoon, a spatula about set of forks.

[A]

My mom carried a spatula in her purse.

[B]

And you know what?

[A]

That's like a wooden spatula. She'd turn around. There was nothing worse.

[B]

I had a wooden paddle. My dad owns a construction company, and, you know wood. He made like a wooden paddle. Yeah. I had my and my sister's names on it. We got our ass toe the hell up with that thing.

[A]

Y' all be glad that y' all not from the south, because I don't know if y' all did that up north or out west, wherever anybody is from, but we had to pick hickories off off the damn tree. And one time I told my mom, I said, I'm calling. I'm going to call the cops on you. She's like, do you want to use my phone?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She's like, do it.

[B]

Yeah, call him.

[A]

Call him. I said, I'm going to call cps. She said, here. Here's my phone call.

[B]

I don't remember this, but my parents always tell me this story. And I remember a little bit, but my grandmother one time, it was like school had just started, so it wasn't really hot outside. It was like in the fall. And I was in pre K or kindergarten, I don't quite remember, but my grandmother had, like, beat the shit out of me with a hickory and had straps on my legs. And she was like, now listen, Landon, don't wear shorts to school the next day. They'll come and get me and take me to jail for abuse. And I was like, well, no, they won't. You'll be fine. And I. At the ripe age of pre K kindergarten, I was a spotful little. And I snuck shorts in my book bag and I put them on when I got to school. And my teacher, I'll never forget it, her name was Ms. Melinda. She asked me what was on my legs, and I told him my nanny whooped me. You know what she said that I probably needed it.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

I was trying to get my nanny arrested.

[A]

That was so true, though.

[B]

And she was like, well, you probably needed it, Ghost. Go to sleep, eat your Teddy Grahams, and go get back on your phone.

[A]

See, that's how it is growing up in the South.

[B]

Like, especially when it wasn't abuse.

[A]

Whenever the teachers know your family, it's like, come on now. All right, let's get into bloodline brain check. You know, somebody sent us an email that said the questions are stupid. The questions y' all do are stupid.

[B]

Give me good trivia questions.

[A]

I like to test how damn smart I am.

[B]

Aren't stupid. Rachel. Who sent it?

[A]

I don't remember her name.

[B]

Was it a girl or a guy?

[A]

It was a girl.

[B]

Motherfucker. Anyways, give me a good trip. Give me good trivia questions that aren't stupid. What else should I ask?

[A]

Just see what it says. We're using Chat GPT and everybody else is like, don't use AI. AI will be the end of the world. Me asking Chat GPT to give me.

[B]

Okay, I don't know this. These are like, actual trivia. We're not getting any of these.

[A]

Right. Okay.

[B]

Oh, I need answers. I don't have an answer to this, but working on one. It says, what color is the black box on an airplane? Actually, red.

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Well, I don't know. Do I need to call a pilot?

[B]

Oh, this is a good one.

[A]

What. What color is the black box?

[B]

I don't know. It never. It didn't give me that question. But we're. We're.

[A]

If y' all know what color the damn black box is, what is the

[B]

only US State that borders exactly one other?

[A]

Rhode Island? Vermont.

[B]

No.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

You're kind of like over there, though.

[A]

Maine.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. Because it's the cat head at the top.

[B]

Yep. Yep. Which fast food chain introduced the first modern drive thru window? I'm going to give you a hint. Their Twitter or their X account. And their Facebook account is the funniest shit you will ever see in your life. Yes.

[A]

Let me tell you something. Whoever is running Wendy's social accounts, you need a damn raise. Because y' all be on McDonald's all the time. They're like, yeah, our ice cream machine works.

[B]

This is a good one. But I don't think you'll get it. I would say this. I don't think you'll get it. What is the most consumed manufactured drink in the world?

[A]

The world. The world. What do you mean, manufactured?

[B]

What is the most consumed?

[A]

But what? Manufactured as in, like, soda?

[B]

Just any drink. What's the most consumed drink in the world?

[A]

Coke?

[B]

No.

[A]

Water?

[B]

No.

[A]

Coffee?

[B]

No.

[A]

Beer?

[B]

No.

[A]

Well, bitch, I don't know who the fuck they're surveying, but they're stupid.

[B]

Tea.

[A]

Yeah. But when I think of tea, I don't think of, like, a spot of tea. That's another thing that pisses me off. Whenever people come to the south, they're like, I'm having my nightly tea before I go to bed. Bitch, if you're having tea in the south, you're having sweet tea. You're not Having an herbal. Herbal pouch that you steep into your cup.

[B]

And we got hell for saying Texas wasn't the South.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Apparently the Midwest people don't drink sweet tea. They drink iced tea.

[A]

I want to know why the you

[B]

ain't in the south unless you're drinking sweet tea.

[A]

I don't. I don't know why the hell the Midwest is considered, like, Ohio and all that. When I think of the West, I think of, like, Arizona. Midwest to me is like, Kansas.

[B]

Ooh, I have a good question.

[A]

What?

[B]

And I hate it. What popular candy was originally marketed as chicken feed?

[A]

Chicken feed?

[B]

Yeah, and it kind of makes sense. You're gonna be like, oh, duh.

[A]

Candy Pop Rocks.

[B]

No chicken feed. Riley, have you ever. Do you know what chicken feed looks like? I mean, come on now.

[A]

Candy corn. Oh, I up a candy corn.

[B]

I hate it.

[A]

I eat it by the color.

[B]

It tastes like damn crayon. Melted crayons.

[A]

Give me the damn. Melt a crayon, bitch. I will up candy.

[B]

Hell, no.

[A]

I don't want. That is my favorite childhood memory with Granny Joel. I would go in, watch Scooby Doo eat candy corn in her hospital bed when she was sick, and we would watch that, and we watched it to the day she died.

[B]

You might as well take a wax melt from aisle seven of the Walmart.

[A]

And you know what?

[B]

Melt that and eat it.

[A]

Melt that shit. Put it in candy corn form, and I'll eat that shit.

[B]

Hell, no. I ain't eating no candy corn.

[A]

You like the sweetest fish?

[B]

Hell, no.

[A]

Swedish fish tastes like them that wax they give you when you got braces.

[B]

That's what candy corn tastes like.

[A]

No, it doesn't.

[B]

Yes, it does.

[A]

You know what I fuck up? A nerd cluster. Yeah, you hit me with a damn nerd cluster. It's like a Twizzler. And nerds had a baby, and I fuck up a Twizzler. Let me tell you, I don't like licorice. Don't come anywhere near me with that black licorice. That shit tastes like asshole. You know Papa eats that shit all the time.

[B]

Ooh, what is the only letter not appearing in any United States state name?

[A]

X. No, no. Texas. Z.

[B]

No, it's down there at the end, though.

[A]

Y.

[B]

No. What is New York?

[A]

Where the fuck is Z at? Arizona.

[B]

Yeah, I about said Zimbabwe.

[A]

W. No, uh, no,

[B]

rally.

[A]

I've said every other wood.

[B]

Wisconsin. You said W like you're.

[A]

You're saying Q.

[B]

It's Q.

[A]

It's Q. Q. Oh, I wonder how Q feels being the only one left out.

[B]

I did not know this. And you're not going to get this, but I'm just gonna say it because I just have to say it.

[A]

No, tell me.

[B]

I want to guess which famous company's original name was backrubbing? What the fuck?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Google?

[A]

Google was Back rub.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Was it porn? Back Rub.

[B]

Okay, give me some.

[A]

I'm using Landon sign. Throw it. Which country invented karaoke? I don't like this country anymore because everybody be trying to get me to sing karaoke all the time and I don't with it.

[B]

You don't like the country anymore?

[A]

Carry what country? I don't like karaoke because I don't like

[B]

Colombia.

[A]

What the hell made you think of that?

[B]

Is that even a country?

[A]

Yeah, but I don't know Japan.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Which U.S. president was a licensed bartender?

[B]

Abraham Lincoln. I remember.

[A]

You knew that, but you didn't know that the bitch got assassinated. So he can make you a gin and tonic, but you didn't know he got shot in Ford Theater.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Bitch. That's insane. What's the loudest animal on earth?

[B]

Can you give me a hint? A hummingbird.

[A]

We're not gonna get.

[B]

What kind of hint was that? I can't believe I just said a hummingbird. Echo location. Oh, a dolphin.

[A]

A sperm whale. Oh, how the hell do they know how loud a whale is? Okay, I'm passionate about this. Let me just mention this. And you've made tech talks about this before. You know, I don't understand why we have seasons that we can fish in and stuff. Because, like, how the fuck do you know that the red snapper is endangered? Have you checked the whole damn ocean?

[B]

They ain't checked that whole damn ocean for nothing.

[A]

The 50% of the ocean is undiscovered. More than that. No, it's more than 50%, 90% of the ocean has been discovered on a

[B]

shark down there is still alive and kicking. That's why my ass don't get in there.

[A]

And you're telling me that. That the damn swordfish is close to extinction. There could be a hundred million bajillions of those. They ain't found the right honey hole.

[B]

No, they ain't.

[A]

I bet there's more damn starfish down there. Ain't no damn one thing extinct in there.

[B]

And that's why I don't get in that damn water. Because I don't know what the hell's up in there. I stick with the chlorine baby.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And sometimes I don't stick with the chlorine because there's a little frog in there. And I ain't fucking with that either.

[A]

I don't fuck with a frog in the pool.

[B]

Anyways, come on.

[A]

Which company accidentally created the world's strongest mint by making a machine error? This has to be accurate.

[B]

Well, I didn't understand a word you said. Which country created the first mint?

[A]

Which company accidentally created the world's strongest mint by making a machine error?

[B]

McDonald's.

[A]

Landon. Which company accidentally created the world's strongest mint?

[B]

Mint.

[A]

Mint. M, I, N, T. Okay, you're saying mint, mint. What the fuck do you want me to say?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You ain't never had a fucking Altoid. Those bitches will send you to Mars. Yeah, you get a damn high from an Altoid.

[B]

I forgot they existed. Give me something I would know.

[A]

What's the most stolen food in the world?

[B]

Cheese.

[A]

You have to have done that shit. No, I didn't.

[B]

Because rats eat cheese and they steal the cheese.

[A]

I don't think that's what it means, bitch.

[B]

Oh, well, that was mine. Now, was I right?

[A]

Yeah. You seen it whenever you were given the phone to me.

[B]

No, I didn't.

[A]

Hold up. It's giving me more. What animal cannot stick out its tongue?

[B]

Can I have a hint? This is like, actually trivia.

[A]

Crikey.

[B]

A crocodile.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay,

[A]

what body part grows the fastest on the human body?

[B]

The fingernail.

[A]

It's the hair. I didn't know that was a body part. Oh, I thought it was just an accessory.

[B]

Okay, these questions are, what came first,

[A]

the lighter or the match?

[B]

The match.

[A]

No, it's the lighter. The fuck.

[B]

Like, what was made first?

[A]

You're telling me y' all already had a lighter and you decided that you wanted to have to rub some shit on the cardboard to get it to ignite? Y' all bitches do too much work. Yeah, well, hell.

[B]

Anyways, which fruit floats?

[A]

Because it is 25% air.

[B]

Which fruit? Because it's 25% air.

[A]

Just think of what fruit floats.

[B]

Well, I don't think. I sit and drop apples and. Oh, apples. Yeah.

[A]

Have you never been bobbing for apples? You know what else floats a watermelon? Because growing up as a kid, we used to get a watermelon.

[B]

Unpopular peanut butter with the watermelon.

[A]

I do. Bitch. We would put the watermelon in the pool to make it cold. And then whenever we were ready for it, we'd take it out and cut it.

[B]

Really? Yeah. I never did that. I don't like watermelon. And I damn sure I ain't no salt on no watermelon.

[A]

Oh, I am.

[B]

Bitch.

[A]

Put some salt on that watermelon and give that shit to me.

[B]

But I do do pepp. Cantaloupe.

[A]

That is so who wants to eat? I cannot stand whenever I'm eating, and two weeks later, I have a pepper kernel in my tooth that I missed when I was brushing my teeth. And then you bite down on it.

[B]

It's like spicy as hell. Okay, that concludes Budline. Brain check. I'm. I'm. That fried me.

[A]

We're gonna get in to cousin council.

[B]

We'll be right back. All right, everybody, welcome back to cousin council. My robe zipper ripped.

[A]

Landon, welcome back to cousin council. Landon's robe is broke.

[B]

I just said that.

[A]

Well, I didn't have my mic over here.

[B]

Well, it don't matter. We're keeping that in.

[A]

Okay. Oh, should I put on my sunglasses?

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Y', all. I ordered these sunglasses from.

[B]

Okay, I'm getting started. I'm getting married in August, and I've been a non committed titty my adult my whole adult life.

[A]

What the is a non committed.

[B]

Non committed. You know, I don't know where my glasses are. I finally found my forever and he's truly my best friend. Now that we have seen sent our invites. My fiance is friends with everybody. And I'm over here asking myself if they're worth a 40 plate of food and $28 an hour for drinks. Am I a bad person? My fiance knows this is a. My fiance knows I'm this way and it doesn't matter to him. But will this selfishness screw me over down the road in life? You know what? Low key to hell. No. Because weddings are expensive.

[A]

Listen, you could. The money you could save on your wedding is money you could put towards your honeymoon or like a down payment on a house or anything like that. And like I' honest with you, there is not enough people that I like to invite to a wedding and pay $40 ahead for that. No, no. If I were you, I would. Depending on how much you done spent on that wedding, I'd cancel the whole damn thing. Go to the courthouse.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And go to say that she loves

[B]

us and we're invited.

[A]

Well, thank you. Send that invite in the mail and I'm.

[B]

Anyways. Yeah. I don't think you're selfish at all.

[A]

No, I wouldn't.

[B]

No, no. That shit's expensive.

[A]

Yeah, it is expensive.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, oh. Will you kick that to me?

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[A]

Good as new.

[B]

Okay, this we don't have the best cousin councils this week we're gonna have to go through, but make sure we

[A]

haven't told them to send them in in a while. Make sure if you want to send in a submission cousin council, whether it's a story, a confession, you want, advice, whatever. Email teamloodlawnbanterofficial.com also go to bloodlinebanger official.com and sign up for for email alerts. Cuz Merch is coming.

[B]

Yeah. Anyways. Hey guys. I haven't had a boyfriend since my senior year of high school. I've tried. Okay, this person's name is Clark.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Hey guys. I haven't had a boyfriend since my senior year of high school. I've tried going out on dates with people that I've met or matched with on hinge. Unfortunately, even when the date goes well, I find myself not wanting to go out with them again because I'm scared. What advice would you give? And then she. She said, by the way, I'm female. Don't let that name mislead you. I thought it was a guy.

[A]

I did too.

[B]

Yep. What advice would you give her? She. She's just not.

[A]

I feel like everybody is so like hell bent to rush into a relationship. And I'm telling you right now, don't do it.

[B]

No. Hell no.

[A]

Like, it's not because relationships can't be good and like, you can't have fun in them. Because like, I've always had fun in relationships that I've been in. But like, you're not missing anything. You can get. Have you. You can date somebody and get married and everything eventually. You can't always live out your glory.

[B]

I've never had fun in a relationship. I don't like to be tied down.

[A]

I don't like to be tied down either. But I've had fun in a relationship.

[B]

Well, that was good advice, Riley. Maybe the right one will find.

[A]

Don't rush into a relationship because then you're gonna end up divorced.

[B]

Yeah. If you get married.

[A]

And a divorce is damn expensive as hell. Not that I've been divorced, but I mean, everybody knows people who have been.

[B]

Okay, this here's one, y'. All. This is Juicy. My Juicy. My name is Taylor and I'm from a small town in Alabama. I love Yalls pot. I listen every Thursday at 5 o' clock on AM on the way to work. Back in 2022, I got my first big girl job at the Chick Fil A. Oh, I worked at Chick Fil A myself. A few others were working the drive through When I noticed something in our parking lot screen above the drink station that stood out to me. It was closing time, so the parking lot was completely empty, expect. Except one truck that was parked. Parked right next to the light pole and had the camera for our parking lot. The front passenger door was open, and this girl was sitting in a seat with her legs out and spread by the door. The guy was standing right against her at the door as her legs were on the other side of him. It did not. I don't. They was in a Chick Fil A parking lot.

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Oh, that's like in the church. You can't do that, y'. All.

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I feel bad for kid for cussing in the Chick Fil A parking lot.

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I do, too. That's terrible. Y' all need to get on your knees and repent. And don't get on your knees for any other reason because.

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And it didn't help. They were right near the one bright light pole.

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Were y' all trying to get put on a show? Was it your pleasure?

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Y' all sounds like it was.

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That's not right.

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No, that's not right.

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Taylor. You should have called the. You should have called the pastor.

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The pastor.

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Y' all should have had damn revival. Y' all should have boxed that car in, and y' all should have just started speaking in tongues at him.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Bought a Toyota. Should have bought a Hyundai.

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He bought a KSI.

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Bought a Landon. Pissed. Landon got pissed off yesterday at.

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I did get pissed off at Chick Fil a yesterday because I was going through the Chick Fil A and the little girl that didn't. That was taking my order, didn't know her, asked from a hole in the ground. And she was just. She had social anxiety. They should have not put her taking people's orders. They should have put her in the kitchen.

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God love her. She about cried whenever.

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Or making the salads or something, because that's what I ordered. I ordered a Cobb salad, and I looked at her, I said, I don't want no spring mix in my salad. And I said it nice and polite. Can I get no spring mix?

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She's like, I don't know how to do that. And see, I worked at Chick Fil A. I said, red flag, open comment. Because you can type anything on that iPad. If you put that. And then you say, no spring mix. And then the people making a salad won't put the spring mix in there,

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which is like, your poke won't. Romaine, you know, and then.

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But the problem was, is her manager came out and said that they couldn't do that. Sir, you're speaking to a former team leader. You're lying.

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And I know they can do it because I ordered at every other Chick

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Fil A, because Chick Fil A, they like, literally. And it might be different depending on who is the operator and the operator owns it, but most, like, you can ask for 12 chick fil a sauces and they have to give it to you. Okay, so you're wrong.

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Yeah. Anyways, back on track to that. I would just not do that in the Chick Fil A parking lot.

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Yeah, don't be in the Chick Fil A parking lot. Drive to over next door to the boat.

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I need you to go to the email because you're gonna have to see these pictures and search Hallie where my phone's at E. And this is not like a cousin Council submission, but she said she wants to know which one Riley and Landon pick. Okay, we'll start with one, and we'll put these up on the screen so you can see if you're listening. Then you're gonna have to go to YouTube and see this because, well, you just got to do that. This is a piece of. I'll try to explain. It's a piece of Hallie in the email. Team. Landon Team. Okay, do you find it? Click on the first one. There's nine pieces of bread, and they go from light toasted to number nine being burnt. Okay, which number would you pick?

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Five.

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Okay.

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One. Emerald gpig.

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Four. I might even pick three.

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I could get down with either one of those.

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Six is too done.

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No, I could eat six.

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Nine. Just left it on.

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Brawl for ten. Nine is that. Motherfucker. It died?

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Yeah. Okay, now scroll over the next one. Which wing are you drafting first? Overall. Okay, I really need you to think about this, okay?

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I already know.

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I already know, too.

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My big ass already knows

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15 because, you know, I love a flat.

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Oh, I love a flat, too, but I would.

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And number.

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Number 10.

[B]

Number 15 looks a little more crispy.

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I see. I disagree. I think number 10 looks the crispiest, and it doesn't. You know, I'm. I don't care for sauce that much.

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I love a saucy hug.

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I don't. That ain't enough.

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I love a saucy wing. Yeah, I'm picking 15 and 8.

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Okay, next we'll put it on. Which donut are you picking?

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This is a hard one for me because I know number nine right there is a raspberry.

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It ain't hard for me. Give me number Two, bitch, less is more with a donut. Don't give me no fucking chocolate ice bullshit.

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And you know what?

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You say that hot and ready. Now don't get me wrong, I'd fuck up any donut in that box.

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I don't fuck up with a donut with sprinkles on it.

[A]

I don't like a sprinkle. I don't fuck with a sprinkle.

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Me either. I don't want no crunchy shit.

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No, no, bitch, I don't fuck with a sprinkle.

[B]

Okay, but, but I could eat it.

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Number two overall for number two overall and then probably number nine. Then number three.

[B]

Well, I don't fuck with a creamfield donut.

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I fuck with any donut. The fuck with me.

[B]

But I love number one too.

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Hell, I, I'd fuck up any donut in that box. Just to be honest with you. I'd eat. I even eat the fucking sprinkles. But if I ate the sprinkles, I'd have to eat another donut without the sprinkles after it. So I didn't have a sprinkle in my teeth. Yeah, I'd fuck up any donut in that box.

[B]

Yeah, every time I get a raspberry filled donut. You always eat one?

[A]

I do. They're good as.

[B]

And he used to shout, me, I

[A]

like to eat the raspberry out the middle of it, then eat the donut. Okay, speaking of that, I hope we find a gas station or something with one of them cases from Krispy Kreme because I'm going.

[B]

I'll go to the Krispy Kreme.

[A]

That'll make you shout.

[B]

Okay, I think that that concludes all I have today.

[A]

Anyways, sorry this episode's kind of been all over the place, but we've got to where we don't really plan them because people enjoy the, the, the chaos. The chaos.

[B]

So yeah, be looking out for Abby Lee Miller's episode. It'll be coming out and then we have a couple another guests lined up, which is going to be fun.

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We are so excited about it. Until next time, make sure you're subscribed. Follow us on all of our social pages and our personal accounts, Follow us on Apple, podcast, Spotify and subscribe on YouTube.

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Love you.

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Bye.

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Love you.

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By.

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Sa.