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Botched: A D&D Podcast
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A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules.
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Astral Planes, Trains, and Art of the Deal
Mar 1701:16:37Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Stuck in hell, the group has to interact with arch devils and super demons. They're still looking for that lost rock and continue to try to sniff it out.They finally get to meet the one who summoned them down to hell, Asmodeus, and he offers them a problem for the God War happening up on the overworldWill the group make a deal with the devil? Will Guk Guk's nipples ever go back to normal, Will Orlock get flesh hands so he can finally feel his penis? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Scabby Goose, and GOD KING Toaster BathPublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Tonight, Botched Dines in Hell!
Mar 901:01:27Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! As the group starts planning their 1st annual Wing Bowl, fighting with Terry, a mysterious character comes to the Terry Tough Guys headquarters, inviting them to a meeting with his Lord.The group takes a trip to meet his lord and meet some fun characters during the dinner party.Will the group make it out of hell safe? Will Guk Guk upset one of the demons that have a household name? Will Scrum find love? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Scabby Goose, and GOD KING Toaster BathPublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →How to Enrage Your Dragon
Mar 300:56:11Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group of adventurers, with children in hard, try to make their way out of Tiamat's castle. Armed with nothing but their idiotic looks, the group find a ladder that heads for the sewers.Will they get out in time, will the children be brought back home safely, will Scrum ever figure out that his two friends are hiding a fortune from him? Also, where the hell is Orlok? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!Dennis currently has a Kickstarter running right now for his latest graphic novel in the Lycan: Solomon's Odyssey series! You can check it out on Kickstarter here!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Dragon Island: In Search of Children
Feb 2401:09:19Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group, in their infinite wisdom, decided the best way to enter a room was to kick a door in. The door wasn’t locked or anything like that, but they just couldn’t help themselves. Unfortunately for them, that room happened to be a spawning pool for dragons, and now a young adult dragon knows exactly where they are!Losing any element of surprise, and being wounded before entering the room, they have to make their way past the dragon and find the missing children. Luckily for them, a newfound ally is held within a cage and joins the group.Will they find the children? Will they survive this dragon? What’s the best way to sneak into a room with a really loud door? What’s the oldest child in a room of children sound like? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Flowers for Scrumgernon
Feb 1601:15:57Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has headed to God’s Wrath to figure out what Tiamat is up to! They've made it inside the castle and are working their way room to room.With Scrum dumb and Guk Guk a donkey, will they be able to get through without dying? Many traps and troubles lay ahead for them. Can donkeys climb ropes? Will Scrum ever find true love? Do you know who the stunt baby in the 1994 American adventure comedy film Baby's Day Out was? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Metal Dragon Solid
Feb 901:03:47Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Tristan is feeling under the weather, so for this episode and the next he is out of commission…I mean…Orloc has to get a penis or something.In the meantime, the group has to head to God’s Wrath and figure out what Tiamat is up to! They’ve made a deal with Gazur to receive safe passage. Of course, they can’t do it without agitating the crap out of him. But, one way or another, they’re getting to God’s Wrath.Once they arrive, they find themselves on an island with hundreds, if not thousands of dragons! If any of them see them, Tiamat will know they’re there as well.Why must the group agitate Gazur? How is Gazur getting them to the island while avoiding detection? What are they going to do once they arrive on the island? How much mud does it take to avoid dragons? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Trainspotting the Junior Conductor
Feb 301:08:56Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Now that they have procured travel to God’s Wrath, in pursuit of all the missing dragons, they decide they should be well armed. They head to the nearby city, run by Rabbit folk, in hopes of obtaining a “god gun.”They’ve heard a rumor that there exists a secret weapon strong enough to destroy a god. Of course, the group has to make travel arrangements, but that is no longer so easy now that one of the members is half donkey. You can’t fit a donkey-taur in a carriage after all. Scrum gets to go back to his favorite place. The train!What is this supposed “god gun”? Will anyone die on the train this time? What is there to do in a town full of Rabbits? What exactly does a Junior Conductor do? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!Botched Archives!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook.You can watch the show live on Twitch!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, TristanHosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, SteveEditor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Philip and DennisExecutive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR, Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by Emily SwanMusic by Gozer
Transcribe →Finding Investors
Aug 21, 2023Tap to summarizeWelcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The penultimate episode of Season 7! This is the calm before the storm as the group has to figure out a way back into the West. The boat is just about to arrive at the cliffs, but getting up top will not be easy. While Gizzard tries to solve for X, the rest of the group is getting chatty with Smiling Tom. A little bit of backstory before the end? Hell this isn’t Tom’s real voice! After some sympathy for the devil, the group splits up and sets out to figure out a way into the West. Where did Smiling Tom come from? What’s his real accent? What is Gizzard’s airspeed velocity when attached to a cannonball? Is it worth it to build a Subway next to another Subway? Tune in and find out! Thank you to the Tales To Terrify podcast for the intro! You can listen to Dennis read a scary story over on all your podcatchers or over on www.talestoterrify.com! He just appeared on episode 603! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel! Botched Archives! A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at Botched Podcast where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more! Give us a 5 star review over on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes! Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, subscribe on Youtube, like us on Facebook. You can watch the show live on Twitch! Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! Dennis, Phil, Tristan Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Tristan, Jenna, Steve Editor: Dennis Producer: Phil and Dennis Executive Producers: James Thatcher, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner, Shannon Tucker, Bmel, Disgruntled Furniture, Zucharee, Bashscript, The Splintersmith Publisher: Phil and Dennis Art by Emily Swan Music by Gozer
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