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Bowls With Buds ft. SirSeatSitter & Jon Breaks Bad News
SATURDAY January 18th at 7pm Central

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FRIDAY January 24th at 8:00 PM Central

Intro/Outro: Nihilore - Noctivagant

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever karaoked.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever filed an insurance claim.

TOP THREE 33

Former Phillies All-Star Jeff Hoffman signs with Toronto Blue Jays on $33 million, 3-year contract (Delco Times)

USPTO presents AI strategy as AI patent applications soar by 33% (IP Watchdog)

India has 33 years before it gets 'too old': McKinsey demographic report (New Indian Express)

Hamas expected to release 33 hostages in the first phase of ceasefire deal with Israel (CNN)

Kuwait sends another aid plane to Syria with 33 tonnes of relief supplies (Xinhua)

New Yorkers to face new taxes as MTA confronts $33 billion shortfall, even with congestion pricing (CBS News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA Judge cancels marijuana rescheduling hearings (Marijuana Moment)

5th Circuit reaffirms prosecuting a marijuana user for illegal gun possession was unconstitutional (Reason)
Judge rules raids of hemp stores by NYC sheriff, state officials were improper (Times Union)
Man sues Portland cannabis shop, says it recommended an extreme THC dose that landed him in the ER (Oregon Live)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, we've got some DeMu metal for you with Middle Season's Let Go (What's holding you back)

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

KC Bitcoiners

Judge halts attempt to retrieve Bitcoin hard drive worth nearly $750 million from landfill (New York Post)

Coinbase user sentenced to two years for Bitcoin tax fraud to surrender access to $124 million Bitcoin fortune (No BS Bitcoin)

US Department of Justice gets clearance to liquidate 69k BTC seized from Silk Road (Blockchain News)

Deevers introduces Bitcoin Freedom Act to bring Oklahoma's economy into the future (OK Senate)

Mi Primer Bitcoin launches Bitcoin Diploma 2025 (Bitcoin News)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Man facing 33 felonies for allegedly placing camera in Utah tanning room (ABC4 Utah)
HVAC worker found fake guns, bomb materials at Lake Meadows apartment in Chicago (Channel 2 Now)

Royal Caribbean faces lawsuit after crew member admits hiding under cabin beds to film passengers (Not the Bee)

Fulton, Missouri cops pull flame-engulfed vehicle into gas station parking lot (Not the Bee)

Metal dectectorists stumble across 1200-year-old treasure, unusual Christian artifct in Viking graves (FOX)
Can you read cursive? The National Archives is seeking your help (FOX)

Coyote pulled out of shelves inside Chicago Aldi store (ABC 7 Chicago)
Wrong turn strands car on ski slope at Colorado resort (UPI)

Satellites capture the mysterious rise and fall of a "ghost" island in the Caspian Sea (Sci Tech Daily)
Florida police searching for Mr. Clean and Ms. Dookie (Not the Bee)