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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 378 Producers: NetNed, KevinS, ChadF, harvhat, MaryKateUltra, cottongin, CannabisRecords, PermaNerd, Piez, Piranesi, Boolysteed, makeheroism

Intro/Outro: Rare Encounter

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hired a lawyer.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever pulled a successful April Fool's prank.

TOP THREE 33

Israeli strikes kill 33, including 13 children in Gaza (Malaysiakini)

Elon Musk sells X to his own xAI for $33 billion in all-stock deal (ABC News)
33% increase in used Tesla listings (Business Insider)

Last London bankers to receive bonuses fear the worst after revenues fall 33% (eFinancialCareers)
Laos sends 33 officers to Myanmar for earthquake relief efforts (Vietnam Investment Review)
VIDEO: Huge fire erupts near Malaysian capital after gas pipeline leak injures 33 (ABS-CBN News / YouTube)
Huge fire at Petronas gas pipeline in Malaysia injures 33 (CNBC)
Georgia lawmakers pass House Bill 303 to honor the Original 33 (WJCL)

Trump restored funding for Radio Free Europe and reinstated 33 employees for Cuban radio station (The New York Times)

Pittsburgh Zoo gorilla Harry dies at 33 from 'sudden cardiac event' (Pittsburgh-Post Gazette)

Maersk to invest $500m in 33-year Port NY/NJ lease extension (Seatrade Maritime)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Arizona study of 'Jedi Mind Fuck' magic mushrooms clears FDA hurdle (Phoenix News Times)

Arkansas regulators reject Metrc request to reconsider their decision to award a medical cannabis track-and-trace contact to BioTrack THC (Arkansas Online)

Florida appeals court dismisses drug trafficking conviction over lack of testing (Sun-Sentinel)

Kentucky mother's 33-year sentence for child's fentanyl overdose death stands (FOX)

KY Governor Andy Beshear signs bill enacting stricter regulations on hemp beverages (WHAS 11)

Michigan judge finds cannabis testing company launched by former police used unapproved procedures, failed to properly document its activities (Metro Times)

Missouri lawmakers hold back on public defender plans for marijuana money (Missouri Independent)

Medical cannabis bill awaits amendment as possible green light to full Nebraska Legislature (Nebraska Examiner)

Attorneys argue against preemption lawsuit targeting Nebraska medical cannabis law (Nebraska Examiner)

Korean National Assembly approves legislation to increase penalties for enticing or soliciting people to use illegal drugs (Korea BioMed)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us AC/DC's Back in Black.

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

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Why Trump's tariffs could actually be good for Bitcoin (CoinDesk)

What Trump 'Liberation Day' means for Bitcoin, crypto markets (Decrpt.co)

Bitcoin investor buys an entire SpaceX flight for the ultimate polar adventure (The Associated Press)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Woman arrested after being found in bed with dead man laying on top of her (WRDW)
Idaho governor signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure and 'truck nuts' (East Idaho News)
NJ Police chief accused of pooping by desks, spiking coffee with Viagra (New York Daily News)

Child complains of 'monster' under the bed, babysitter comes face-to-face with man hiding there (AP)

Neighbors call for change after new road design in Montgomery Township, Pennsylvania (CBS Philadelphia)

Buc-ee's sues Missouri travel stop Barc-ee's for trademark infringement (FOX)

Dayton photog finds unique work of art while thrifting (WDTNTV YouTube)

Man has no idea who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin - or why ()

It was bacteria, not a miracle, on a Communion wafer in Indiana church (AP)

8 new Corvettes go missing from Kentucky car plant, all found (AP)

Dine-and-dashers thank restaurant on social media (Not the Bee)

Liberty, Missouri 12-year-old becomes youngest female to bowl 300 game in Missouri (KCTV 5 / YouTube)