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Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - Floating on the Water

The Great Unthinking's Year of the Workhorse

Ronny Chieng on Chinese people loving money (YouTube)

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever took a sick day.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got recognized out and about.

TOP THREE 33

UK man jailed for 18 months for 2 tweets viewed just 33 times (ZeroHedge) (Bearsnare)
Comanche, Oklahoma man charged with manslaughter after Christmas Day tragedy (KXII)

AI slop videos dominating 33% YouTube feeds, algorithmic recommendations behind it: study (Medianama)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

JRE on rescheduling (JRE Clips / YouTube)
Congressional Research Service suggests DOJ could ignore, file new proposed rules to Trump's rescheduling directive (Congress.gov)
Your mouth on weed is nothing to smile about (CNN)
Here is the ammonia / hydrogen cyanide mentioned in the 2007 study

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

BOSS Challenge
Saving Satoshi
Will Bitcoin price fall to $10,000? Bearish Bloomberg analyst warns of market-wide drawdown (Yahoo! Finance)
KC Bitcoiners

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING

Woman allegedly tried to disguise 33 lbs of methamphetamine as 'tea' at airport security (People)
'Walmart Grinch' nabbed in Florida, allegedly tied to 33 shoplifting sprees nationwide (Fox)
'The best gift ever': Baby is born after the rarest of pregnancies, defying all odds (The Associated Press)
Italian village celebrates first baby in 30 years (The Guardian)
Harvard morgue manager who sold body parts like 'baubles' gets 8-year prison term (AP)
Salvation Army bell ringer tries to impale Florida Publix manager with donation tripod, deputies say (WFLA)
'Sorry, I been drunk': Thief returns stolen mandolins to New Jersey guitar store with apology note (ABC)
Celebrity chef's liquid nitrogen cocktail causes chaos (Dexerto / archive)
Salt Lake man broke windows, poured fuel to get attention for missing dog, police say (KSL)
Fake doctor allegedly watched YouTube during botched $220 surgery (Dexerto / archive)