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But we have a great dramatic finish. Oh, I'm sure you do, but, Mr. Graham, hit it. Broadway. Broadway. We've missed it. So we're leaving. Hello, all you theater lovers both out and proud and on the DL. And welcome back to Broadway Breakdown, a podcast discussing the history und legacy of American theater's most exclusive address. Broadway. I am your host, Matt Koplik, the least famous and most opinionated of all the Broadway podcast hosts. And we've got yet another review episode today. It's a double whammy. Today we are covering Beaches, Broadway musical, as well as the revival of Noel Coward's Fallen Angels at Roundabout. I'm actually going to. I know that it's listed in the title as Beaches and Falling Fallen Angels. I'm going to reverse it and we're going to review Fallen Angels first and then get to Beaches, mostly because I have more to say about Beaches. And so I would like to kind of dedicate the majority of the episode to the second half. And also because it's my own goddamn podcast. And if I want to, you know, edge you a little bit, then I'm going to do that. That's what Uncle Matt is going to do. Let's be real, I'm more like a step aunt than anything else. But before we get to either of these reviews for myself, why don't we get to an actual review for myself? This is on Apple Podcasts, a new review we got. So please cue the light on the Piazza Overture for Stevie Sondheim's number one five stars. Best of the best. This has become my number one favorite podcast. Matt and his guests have such great insight, and their love and passion for the craft makes listening an absolute pleasure. Keep up the great work. Matt Koplik, usual spelling. Thank you very much. That's very kind of you. I don't know what guests you think I have that know their shit, because every guest I've had so far has been a flop. Rob W. Schneider. Forget him. Gunkle. Adam Ellsberry. Flop. Now I love both of those gay men. Thank you, Stevie. That was wonderful. So let's move on, get things off and running, especially because I gotta eventually head out of here to see another double whammy. Joe Turner's Come and Gone and Proof. Yeah, it's a big week we have coming up. So Fallen Angels by Noel Coward. This is the first production Fallen Angels has had on Broadway in, I believe, over 70 years. There was a TV film version with Joan Collins that was much truncated. This version has also been slightly adapted. It's Gone from a two act play to a one act play. It's had some extra material, I believe by Claudia Shear. Yes, I'll double check. Yeah, there's some additional material by Claudia Shearer in it, who's streamlined it, added a couple of jokes here and there, I assume punched it up a little bit. The basic premise of Fallen Angels, it's very coward in this way. It takes place in the 1920s in London and it's about two longtime friends, Julia and Jane, who are both long time married. Julia to Fred. Julia is played by Kelli o'. Hara. She's marri to Fred, played by Asif Mandvi, who some of you may remember, I know, I remember from the TV show. Younger Jane, played by Rose Byrne is married to Willie Banbury, played by Christopher Fitzgerald. There is a running joke that Julia and Fred now have a new maid named Saunders, played by Tracy Chimo. Saunders is extraordinarily competent. She has worked for plenty of famous people whose names she's constantly dropping. She's lived a million different lives. She's worked with the Peace Corps, traveled abroad. She knows fluent French, she can play pianoforte. She's just extraordinarily accomplished. And the list of things that she can do just keeps growing and growing as the, as the evening goes on. But the catalyst for the story of this is that Julia and Jane before they were married and they are now currently in a state with their marriages where they're very happy with their husbands but they're not necessarily in love with them anymore. That spark is gone, even though they are very content and they very refined, well to do ladies of very fashionable London. But they both had married Elizabeth, they both had had brief but very hot affairs with a Frenchman named Maurice before they again this, before they were. They were married and at different times, I believe for Julia they met in Pisa and for Jane I think they met in Venice or Florence. And at the time he didn't speak a lick of English, which made him even more enticing to them. And they each, they both had these very, very short but very, very passionate affairs with him. And wouldn't you know it, they haven't seen Maurice in years. But Maurice has written to, I believe to Julia to inform her that he is in town and he would very much like to see her and also would very much like to see Jane and Fred and Willie. Their husbands are off for the weekend to play golf. They're having a little golfing trip. And so Julia and Jan all in a tizzy at first. They are Figuring out exactly how they're going to respond to Maurice's request to see them. Do they tell him that they're married? Do they tell him no, you just can't come over? Or do they flee London? Jane, the more kind of flighty of the two, and I would say the more hysterical of the two, opts for fleeing. And Julia is a little more like, no, no, no, let's simply write to him and tell him that we're both married and that we cannot see him. But of course, before they can do that, they think that Maurice has actually shown up. He hasn't. But that hasn't stopped them from delaying fleeing their apartment or delaying writing to him and telling him that they are married. Instead, Jane, who lives two floors above Julia, there is an empty apartment in between them in their. In their building. Jane and Julia instead decide that they're going to see Maurice at Julia's apartment. They're going to treat him to a very fine dinner. They're going to reminisce about the old times and that's all that's going to happen. They are not going to fight over him. They are friends. No matter how badly they act, they remind each other we are friends and we will always be there for each other. But of course, things get a little sloppy. They get way too drunk on champagne, they start barbing at each other and there is in a comedy manner style. The next day the husbands end up coming back early and Julia thinks that Jane has gone off with Maurice. Jane thinks that Julia has gone off with Maurice. Neither has. It's all fine. And they explained to the husbands that it was all a big misunderstanding and a joke, only for Maurice, played by Mark Consuelos, to show up. And they finally tell him, oh, we're married. And he says, okay, I understand. By the way, I bought the apartment that's in between yours. Would you mind coming up and seeing it to give me some decorating tips? I. And they say, sure. And they go up and the curtain comes down as the husbands hear thumping from upstairs. So you know. Yeah. Two shows we're covering today, both about female friendship. One ends with cancer and one ends with a threesome. Can you guess which one is which? Ba da ba ba da ba. Actually, I'm not sure if it is cancer. On beaches they never specify it's just illness. One ends with illness. So that's the whole plot of Fallen Angels in a nutshell. Sorry to spoil for anybody who wanted spoiler free review. The bottom line of this is, as you can hear from the plot, not a ton happens. Fallen Angels itself is sort of a nothing of a play. It's early Noel Coward. He definitely has wit, and he has an ear for the satire of the upper class and a finger on the pulse of audiences, love of 1920s decadence and sort of sophistication. But he really kind of comes into his own in plays like Private Lives and Blight Spirit, where there are actual, it's hard to say, nuance. I don't feel like there's a lot of nuance in Blight Spirit, but there's a little bit more of tension and beginning, middle and end in these plays. And there are consequences and things. And the comedy doesn't just come from the mania of the actors or from the wit of the dialogue. There's also plot contrivances that the audiences are invested in. There's not a lot of plot in Fallen Angels. It's very much what I call, like, a sweet little nothing of a play. It's not bad. It's not great. It's sort of like really nice empty calories. This production doesn't necessarily bolster its reputation, but it does, I think, provide it with enough positives to make it a worthwhile day at the theater. First of all, it does look gorgeous. The production design is stunning. It is, of course, like an art deco apartment as designed by David Rockwell. He has an eye for. For homes, I would say. Jeff Mashi, I think, is his name. Is that how you say it? Yeah, Jeff Maschi. He did the costume design. Costumes are very lovely. There's also wonderful wig design. Ellis hasn't really given the production enough of a zippy pace for my liking. For a show that's as short and as light as this is, it could stand to have a bit more of a tight comedic eye from a direction point of view, really. The whole production relies on the talents of Kelli o' Hara and Rose Byrne to fly rather than fall our dear angels. And because Rose Byrne and Kelli o' Hara are actually rather fantastic in this, that is the ultimate reason why this is decently worth seeing. It's not an overly hilarious evening of the theater, I would say. This is not Noises off level. This is not even Private Lives level. It is. It's very exceedingly pleasant, is the best way I would describe it. And really, again, an opportunity for us to watch Kelli o' Hara get sloppy. This is definitely the funniest I've ever seen her be. And thanks to her very grounded and messy work in Days of Wine and Roses, she has warmed herself up for something like Fallen Angels, where she has to actually get silly and messy, which is wonderful because for a long time I have found, honestly, post South Pacific, Kelly to be a very subtle but also slightly cold presence, which works for things in, like, you know, the King and I, but not ne for maybe to play Amanda in Private Lives, but for something like Fallen Angels, where the whole joke is you watch her and Rose Byrne sort of slowly and then quickly fall to pieces. You need that game attitude, which luckily, Kelly does have. Rose also is extraordinarily game and allows herself to be the butt of a lot of physical and visual jokes. There's a great deal of wig design by David Brian Brown and Victoria Tinsman. Specifically, there's a great reveal of the morning after their drunken escapade where Roseburn comes out in a wig that would put the Bride of Frankenstein to shame, I would say. And their chemistry off of each other is really phenomenal. Again, their willingness to kind of just make the absolute biggest fools of themselves is really refreshing. It's wonderful. It's both wonderful and frustrating when really beautiful, talented women allow themselves to get ugly. And not in a Charlize Theron in Monster kind of way in a, like, we're going to, you know, do a Bridesmaids like shit in the sink. People forget often how funny Rose Byrne is not just in Bridesmaids, but if you've ever seen the movie Spy, which is another Melissa McCarthy movie. Rose Byrne is so, so, so good in that movie and actually gives you a good indication of what kind of performance she's giving in Fallen Angels. Everyone else in the show mostly does a solid job. Tracy Chimo is very fun, very quick, very light. There's a lot of talk about her kind of being a scene stealer, which I don't really agree with. She's such a good actress and so versatile. And I love that she's doing a Noel Coward comedy after having done the Heidi Chronicles and Bad Juice and things like that. But the part is ultimately a one joke machine. It just like it's the same joke over and over and over again, and she finds different facets to it. But ultimately she does not get the same opportunities that Bern and o' Hara do to really kind of flex a whole bunch of different muscles. Same thing goes for Fitzgerald and for Mondvi. They exist purely to be just the men of the show. They are there to have o' Hara and Bern bounce off of them and do what they do, which is kind of luxury casting. Monvi is. Is a really good actor. And Fitzgerald, I think, is a comedic genius and has been criminally underused post Covid. So it's not. It's always nice to see them on stage, but they exist purely to be there for o' Hara and Byrne to do their whole bits off of. Last and least is Mark Consuelos as Maurice, who does not look or sound the least bit French, which is, you know, I suppose, the point. He's just, you know, he. He looks like a very handsome lover. He is just as handsome on stage as he is on camera, which tends to be the case for a lot of very handsome people. And the part is nothing. He comes in exclusively to be handsome and to make o' Hara and Burn swoon. He's there for the last six minutes of the show. It's very much a princess track and it's. The whole thing just adds up to a, as I said, exceedingly pleasant, I wouldn't say incredibly memorable. The best part of the show is the middle, when Burn and o' Hara are waiting for Consuelos to show up and they keep getting interrupted by Chimo serving different courses in their meal. They get interrupted by the telephone. Every time it rings, they think it's him and. And they run to the telephone and there's a great bit where every time they go to answer the phone, Rose Byrne wants to answer, but Kelly o' Hara just keeps shouting, it's my house, my house, my house, my house. And they like, they become little schoolgirls and. And then first, you know, 16, 17, and then eventually, as the night continues, they become like 5 year olds and they really do impeccable drunk work, impeccable comedy work. As I said, it feels like the whole production exists solely for them to have fun and have fun they do. And we have fun watching them. I wish that Coward had inserted a bit more dramatic stakes in the. In the story. Not in the sense that I want there to be any kind of morality to it or any kind of consequences, but just something. So I'm not waiting for the next bon mon of a one liner. I'm actually waiting to see what happens next in the story or to see how the stakes, the rising of stakes allows for more physical comedy. Right. That's sort of what makes the brilliance of the second act of Noises Off. Right. But that's sort of where we're at with this in terms of Tony chances. I do think costume design, set design are absolute locks for nominations at this point. While I still have proof to see based off of reviews for Proof. I would say that Rose Byrne and Kelli o' Hara are probably locked now for actress in the play, mostly because if I had to pick one that I preferred, like, if you're. If you're to say Matt, only one can get nominated. Which one is it going to be? I would say Bern, but that's also more because I think the production has a bit more fun on her than they do on Kelly, who does just as equally good work. But I'm thinking about sort of how a nominator might feel, what their takeaway would be, but also similar to, like, how I feel like Megan and Jen got both got in for Death Becomes her, or how Christine ebersole and Patti LuPone both got in for War Paint. I don't see how you nominate one without the other. And the production is successful enough because they're both so good. So I would say right now that they are our final two actress in a play nominees. After Leslie Manville, who I still think is the frontrunner in this category, Carrie Coon, Susanna Flood, and now Kellyanne Rose, I think it has a very solid shot at revival of a play, especially since Proof has been found to be underwhelming by a lot of critics and a lot of people. I will say for myself in a feature review, I'm not letting any of that color my thoughts on the show. And Joe Turner's Come and Gone hasn't really had much buzz yet. Again, I see that later today, so I'll let you know what I think about that. But in the moment, I would say Fallen Angels has a good shot to be sort of like the fifth slot for revival. Yeah, I feel like it's after Oedipus, Death of a Salesman, Marjorie prime and Becky Shaw. I feel like those four are all kind of solidifying themselves as our revival nominees. And then Fallen Angels is our fifth, unless Bug gets in there. But I feel like Bug was too divisive. But yeah, that's where we're at with Fallen Angels. I. I give it a light recommendation. It's fun, it's nice. I enjoyed myself. It's not overly hilarious for me. It's not overly memorable. I will remember Byrne and o' Hara's drunk scene. That is where. And Rose Byrne's wig the morning after. Those are the two big things I'll remember. And good for them. Another show that has a threesome in it. Granted, it's offstage, but this is the third threesome I've seen in a New York show this season. Although two of them, granted were in Wild Party. So anywho, that's Fallen Angels to our next show, Beaches, which opened last night at the Majestic Theater. It is not based off of the 1988 Bette Miller Barbara Hershey film, but rather on the novel that that film is based off of. The novel by Iris Rayner Dart, who co wrote the book with Tom Thomas. The score has lyrics by Dart with music by Mike Stoller. Stoller is famous for being one half of the songwriting team, Lieber and Stol, writing Hound Dog on Broadway, Yakety Yak. The show is about the friendship between two young women who come from very, very different backgrounds. Cece Bloom and Birdie White, Hillary in the. In the film with Barbara Hershey, Cece is an aspiring singing actress from New York, and Bertie is a rich girl from. Not sure they say exactly where. I think Pennsylvania. And they meet one afternoon at Atlantic City while Bertie's family is on vacation and cece is working in one of the shows. They strike up a pen pal relationship over the years. They reconnect when they're both about 18, 19, and both sort of rub off a little bit on each other. They remain in each other's lives over the years. They have a falling out for a little bit. They come back together. Birdie gets married, gets divorced, has a baby. CeCe gets married, becomes a huge star, gets divorced. She helps Birdie raise her child for a little bit before birdie. Before, sorry. CeCe goes back to her career. And then as CeCe gets extraordinarily famous, that is when birdie gets sick and gets sick quickly and cece comes back to her side to help look after Birdie's child. Birdie then dies. Cece adopts Bertie's kid and sings Wind Beneath My Wings. And that's the show again. I would say spoiler alert, but like, the movie is at this point, 38 years old, so. And I feel like everyone knows that Beaches ends with one of the two dying. I call it Valley of the Dolls with cancer. Even though in the movie I think it's like a heart virus that she has. The novel Never Split explicitly says what it is that she dies of. And neither does the show, for that matter. They just give her a cancer headscarf towards the end to imply that she's very ill and possibly losing her hair, which, let's be real, we all associate with cancer. I don't know anybody who's like, how dare you? Hair loss is the classic symptom from that extraordinarily rare heart disease that no One can pronounce, and no one knew the name of until Beaches with Barbara Hershey. I mean, are we all just gonna call me problematic now because of that? I don't know. I think we all can sort of calm down on that. Calm down, everybody. The show had been in development for, like, the better part of 20 years, and when it was announced for the Majestic, we all kind of went, huh? And, oh, I mean, I guess I'll just say this now that huh is still in place. You don't want to be super cruel to shows because people work hard on them and time and money is spent and nobody ever aims to make a bad show. But at the same time, you're going to see the show. You're putting in the time that you cannot get a refund on. We only have so many minutes on this earth. If I chose to spend two and a half hours of my time, of my unrefundable time at Beaches, I have the right to say what I thought about it. My first thing I want to say is we all owe the Queen of Versailles a fucking apology. That show got raked over the coals and it wasn't good. Queen of Versailles was not good, but there was something about Queen of Versailles that you could tell there was an idea there that did not make the show worthwhile, but made me want to come back and try to work on the show myself. Plus, there were other things on that Broadway stage that were impressive. It was impressively designed. I thought that Michael Arden staged it rather well. Chenoweth, for all of her flaws as a human being and all of her flaws as a performer, was extraordinarily game as Jackie Siegel and really pushed herself outside of her comfort zone. She wasn't 100% successful, but she was more successful than not and I think overcame a tricky character. While she didn't necessarily fully succeed, she did overcome a lot of her own obstacles. This show, we have a design that is very budget conscious, but not space space conscious, which is to say there's not a lot of set. It doesn't look very good, and it leaves tons of empty space on the Majestic stage, which is a crime because the Majestic stage is basically a football field. Those of you who saw Gypsy know that you can't just have sparse scenery. If you're going to have, you know, only a couple of pieces, you have to place them in a very precise and mindful way so the stage does not look so gargantuan, especially when you can't even fill it up with a whole lot of Actors. Beaches also has a very small ensemble of people. I mean, so we're already talking. Aesthetically, this show is low from a writing perspective. I mean, what can one say? The music is not bad. It's not bad music. It's melodic. It's Stoller, he knows how to write a tune. But it does feel like from another era. It doesn't feel appropriate to the story. And half of the songs do not have any kind of build. They don't have any kind of style or character, and they're not integrated well into the story. Some songs, even if the melody is solid, some of the songs are just also straight up bad. Not just because the lyrics by Dart are bad, but because they just shouldn't be there. There's a song for Speaking of fallen angels, there are two men in this show, and they play a whole bunch of roles. Specifically, they play Bertie and Cece's husbands. We'd call them love interests, but that's a very loose term in this show. One could say that Birdie and CeCe are each other's love interests because they are each other's heroes. They are the wind beneath each other's wings. But the husbands, John and Michael, have a song towards the end of Act 1, while the four of them are having, you know, sort of a beach getaway. And CeCe and Birdie are spending the whole night going in and out of the house and, you know, gabbing with each other. And John and Michael sing a song called God Bless Girlfriends. God Bless Girlfriends. And when I tell you, snippity, snip, snip. I mean, snippity, snip, snip. There are so many songs in this show where the best thing you can say about it is that Stoller wrote not the worst melody. There's no kind words you can say about Dart's lyrics. They are trite, they are simplistic, they are first draft. They are not specific to character at all. Birdie has a song called the Brand New Me that she sings to her mother to sort of defy herself from the chains of her upper class restrictions of what her family and everyone in her life demands that she be. And she sings the song the Brand New Me. And it's exactly what you would expect from someone who's writing a this Is Me song with no details given to them. Like if you were to tell a musical theater writer, I need you to write a this Is the New Me song for a character in a show, and they'd be like, okay, well, who are they doesn't matter. Well, where are they from? Doesn't matter. Who are they singing it to? Doesn't matter. That's what a lot of the songs in Beaches are like. This one in particular is. Is pretty fucking bad. But a lot of them are like that. And so a writer who's talented would be like, okay, I guess I'll write rather generic lyrics that could be applied to anyone and be sung to anyone. But let me see if I can give it, like, a decent melody so there's some kind of pulse to it. That is. Pretty much every song in beach is on Rinse and Repeat. Rinse and repeat. The best time a song is used for storytelling purposes is what I would call the Montage song. It's a song called the Letters, and it is chronicling the friendship of Birdie and CeCe through their letters to each other over the years, starting with when they're very little, about 8 or 9, to when they're both about 17, 18, and then when they're like, you know, early 20s. And it's the only time in the show where you're like, okay, here's a song that's moving the story forward, that is specific to this story, where the lyrics actually sound like they are from these characters that are, you know, talking about things that are specific to them. Just that one song, really. Not saying it's a great song, not even saying it's a good song, but it is the only one where I went. Okay, that's how musical theater works. That's good. In terms of the actual story, we are told that Birdie wants to be more than just what her family sets out for her. She wants to be more than just a wife, more than just a misses. She goes to college and she goes to law school, where she grads, graduates, top of her class. And that is where Birdie's journey as a lawyer ends. We never see her work as a lawyer. We never see the change that she claims she wants to make in the world. We never see how she, other than the fact that she spends half of a summer doing some at summer stock, being by Cece side and then, spoiler alert, losing her virginity. We never get to see her actually chart any kind of path for herself, even if it then ties into her marrying somebody, which is fine. Marriage is not a death sentence. It doesn't have to be. It can be a good thing if it's something you want. Beaches does not necessarily have that for Birdie. So it's unclear how different of a person she's become by knowing CeCe when the moment she leaves summer stock, she graduates law school, but then marries the first guy who wanted her before she even left for school. She goes back to where, you know, taking five steps backwards and being a wife and being a classist bitch to cece about her silverware and her aesthetic and not trusting that CeCe has her best interests at heart. When Birdie's husband, who she doesn't even like very much, claims that cece came onto him, Bertie's more than willing to just accept that fact and go four years without talking to cece. She just becomes everything that we're told about. What she wants for herself, we never actually see, and it never actually pays off. Cece, by contrast, wants one thing. She keeps going for it, but we never actually understand what it is that's keeping cece from her goals. We are told that she keeps getting cast in small roles because she's simply too good to be playing the leads, which makes no sense. I am not somebody who is obsessed with the film. I don't have a soft spot for it. I haven't seen it in about 20 years. I'm not sitting here going, it has to be the movie. I'm not even somebody who Bette Midler is not one of my all time divas. I like her. My favorite Bette Midler movies are in order. The First Wives Club and then Ruthless People, End of list. I mean, I guess, you know, Oliver and Company, that could be another one, I suppose. I'm not a hocus pocus person. I've spoken about this pretty openly. But Bette Midler is not so iconic to me that anyone who tries to do a Bette Midler role, I'm like you. And Beaches is not a movie to me where if it's not the movie on stage, I don't care. But there are things that the movie does get right in a way that the musical doesn't. First is that Barbara Hershey's character, Hillary, in the movie Birdie here, you do actually get to see her chart a life for herself. You actually get to see her do work with the aclu. You see her trying to make more change. You see how by being ece's friend, she is a softer version than a lot of the women who she probably grew up with. That said, there are parts of her that she can't really undo. She is judgmental. She is rather conservative and traditional, but less so than, you know, the people she's known. Cece, by contrast, is incredibly stubborn and incredibly brash. And is not very giving. Just because her best friend has made major strides, it's not enough for someone like CeCe. She's got to be exactly like her. And CeCe is also incredibly career focused and driven and can't really handle real life. Cece is also very rough around the edges. In the film Bette Midler, for all of the talent and charisma she has, is not this once in a lifetime singer like a Barbra Streisand, where you can. If you have issues with her aesthetic, you can ignore it because the voice is so incredible. Her charisma is not the kind of ease, like, say, how people feel about Jonathan Groff, where you can forgive something else about them maybe you don't like. Cece is brash. Her voice is good, but it also has, you know, again, some roughness to it. And she's. And she's a crass person. And ultimately it's because she's so determined, because she won't take no for an answer and because she eventually lucks into opportunities that are perfect for her that bolster her profile. That is what leads to her success. Vosk in the show could not be rough around the edges if she tried her voice. Speaking of Streisand, vosk sounds like 1970s Streisand, which is arguably the most in control Streisand was ever of her voice. It's also maybe the most smooth listening her voice ever got. No, that's a lie. The 80s is the most smooth listening her voice ever got. The 70s, though, is warming up to that. It's leading into that sound. And Vosk lives sort of in that 1970s Streisand Pocket where it's all very smooth, it's all very beautiful, it's all very easy. It's all in the mask and. And that's great for us, but for the character of Sisi, it does need to have a bit more of that grit to it. And Vosk also doesn't really have a grit about her performance outside of the Voice, where you can understand that Sisi's crassness is something that's holding her back. Mostly the show just keeps putting Vosk in terrible clothes and really horrendous wigs to make it seem like she's this ugly duckling when we just all know that she's not. They put a pretty girl with a beautiful voice in bad outfits and they're like, see how trashy she is? And it's just not the case. She does equip herself well. She is able to Land a couple of good jokes, rather to say she's Rather to land a couple of not very good jokes. Well, she's able to sell most of the songs, so that way they feel better than they are. And she has a genuine chemistry with Kelly Barrett as Birdie. Barrett is unfortunately saddled with the worst material of the show and the most underdeveloped storyline. All of the characters, in addition to her whole independent career that just gets dropped immediately when she divorces her husband and decides to be a single mom. They do such a rushed job on her journey with motherhood, of her connection with her daughter, and then they do such a rushed job on her illness that Barrett has to go from zero to a hundred on a lot of character beats, and they don't sell. And it's not her fault. She's going to the place that the character needs to go to, but the show has not put in the time and the effort and given her the material to make that make sense, to make it pay out. And it's frustrating as a performer. It must be incredibly frustrating when you have to do that kind of heavy lifting and infuse your character with so much emotion that to a lot of people, it's going to look melodramatic and overacting, and in a way, it is, because it's not justified. But she is ultimately doing the assignment. Just that. It's just that the assignment itself is incredibly flawed. The show also makes absolutely zero case for why Birdie and Cece would be friends at all. They don't even have, really, a connection as kids. There's an argument you can make that, oh, well, the friends you make when you're little, you can grow out of, is become different people. That's absolutely the case. There's an idealism you have as a child of just finding somebody who's different from you, who excites you and interests you, and having, like, all you need is sort of one common interest, and then you can sort of have a bond when you're little. And that's sort of where Beaches wants to kind of place its roots. I can't say that the show sells that idea. And the children they have playing young Hillary and young Birdie, they. They speed through their lines in a way that a lot of child actors do. So it's hard to always kind of get what's happening with them. And the show wants to kindly kind of constantly draw you back to, well, this is who they were, and look how far they've come. And, sure, I suppose, but it's It's. It's bringing the children actors back on stage throughout to kind of mirror where Birdie and cece are at that moment in the show and to remind you, like, here's where they started, here's where they are now. It just doesn't. You kind of call bs. It's one of those things, like in Follies or Great Gardens, where memory is a very powerful theatrical tool to use, but it has to be used correctly. And the story that it's supposed to be bolstering needs to also make sense and have some sort of meat to it. And there's just no meat to the story that we're watching. They also play around with timelines because they open in the same way that the movie does with a concert of Birdies, or in this case, a technical rehearsal for Birdie, for Cici, a technical rehearsal for Cici's Variety Hour. The show also really fucks around with what time period we're in, because the idea that cece is such a powerhouse superstar in the entertainment industry that she has the number one variety hour, you're like, okay, but, like, is this 1980s? Because it's the 1980s. There's no such thing as a number one variety hour on TV. There's a talk show where she maybe sings a little bit at the end, but there's no. They're not doing, you know, the Sonny and Cher show. They're not doing Donnie and Marie. Not. Not by the mid-80s, possibly the early 70s and mid-70s, but even then, it was, like, on the way out by that point. And so you're not quite sure exactly what time period we end in. But this is to say CeCe gets a note that causes her to flee her rehearsal and go on the road. She has to make this trip to somewhere, somewhere, somewhere. And you spend all of Act 1 cutting back between the story as we're watching it unfold and cece, in the future, make her way to a destination. And she's doing everything she can. She's got to get on a flight. She's got to grab the last cab in a hurricane. And in Act 2, we find out as we reach. As the story reaches its meeting point, it's that she's made it to Hillary's hospital to help her. And the. The character trait of CeCe is that she doesn't do sick. She's really bad at real emotions. And for a minute, she's regretting having gone all the way there. But then she decides, fuck it, she's gonna be There for Birdie. And then they do what I can only call a hospice comedy routine where the song is called A Day at the beach, and it's Cece and Bertie, with Cece trying to take care of Bertie and fucking up and saying, oh, this is no day at the beach. And then ultimately, the big reveal is she goes, huh, how about we have a day at the beach? And they go to the beach. And that's sort of their. Their thing. There's also, okay, I was with my friend Noah. We saw the show together. And towards the end of the show, CeCe takes Birdie to the beach to kind of, you know, reconnect and remind her of their roots as children and how their friendship started on the beach at beaches. They put their feet in the. In the ocean and they sing to each other about, you know, you're my best or whatever. And we both said to each other afterwards, we're like, didn't that remind you a little bit of Little Women of the Some Things Are Meant To Be song? You know, two gals by the ocean singing about life, love, and death. And we. We changed the lyrics to Some Things Are Meant To Be from Some Things Are Meant To Be to Some girls are Meant to die. So that's a new trait. Everybody. Some girls are meant to die. Some girls are meant to die. Is that a tear in your eye? No, no, I think it's just a sty. These are better lyrics than what that. What's in Beaches. By the way, the show does end with Wind Beneath My Wings because it seems that the writers acquiesced and allowed the producers to get the rights to the song. And Vosk sings it well, but then they stage it so that the bulk of the song, they turn down the lights and they bring in all of these sort of glass orbs, and they put Vosk on a Runway that juts out over the orchestra so it looks. Singing the song in space. And I'm not entirely sure why it's. It doesn't really make a ton of sense, at least in the movie. Before we get to Wind Beneath My Wings, what happens is Cece has a song that was sort of her signature song when she was a kid. She would sing it for a lot of auditions called Glory of Love. And after Barbara Hershey dies, Bette Midler, in her big concert that we come back to, sings the song again, but instead of it being a jazzly upchampo, it's now a ballad. And she says, it's not only until recently that I really listened to the words and understand the words and what the song is about. And so now I would like to sing it for you and sort of shows you how far Cece has come as a person. That's not the case here. We don't have really themes or motifs that can come back and pay off for characters to show their development, to show how they're tied together. It's just Wind Beneath My Wings, and it feels very, very tacked on. Yeah. I mean, I've spoken a bit about Vosk and Barret. I would say of the two of them, Vosk absolutely is. Is equips herself a little bit better. I can't say that she succeeds. I don't even think she carries the show. She just comes out unscathed, which, unfortunately, Kelly Barrett doesn't. And it's not a dig at Barrett. It's just that, like, I don't know anyone who could come out on skates with the material that Barrett has. The best you can do is come out with your head held high and, you know, prove yourself with the next gig, which she has in the past. Vosk does not overwhelmingly carry the show. The only person, I think, who could have carried this show is Barbra Streisand, circa 1964. Like Funny Girl on Broadway. Streisand with that voice, with that charisma, and with that just like once in a lifetime, once in a generation star presence. Vosk shows that she is a solid actress. She has good instincts, but she isn't quite able to succeed in this. As I said, she does not drown in it. She. She stays on the beach. She doesn't drown in the ocean. Barrett kind of gets, like, up to her waist in ocean seawater, but she doesn't fully drown. Everyone else does their best, but this is really a show where it's really about our two female leads. It's not even about the men. They also. A friend of the pod who was at my same performance. I won't say who. Text me when the show is over. And he said they make Kelly Barrett take her curtain call in her hospice gown. That's rude. Put that bitch in a nicer dress. Let her have some dignity. But I don't know what a nicer dress would be. In Beaches, there's not much nicer dress. Tony Chances, guys, let's talk about Tony Chances. Vosk is definitely proving to be the one sole chance they have. Score is an option just because we have so few of them. But I really do think that Beaches actually now allows Queen of Versailles to get a Best score nomination. I think we're looking at two strangers, Lost Boys and Queen of Versailles, and then two plays, most likely Death of a Salesman and insert blank here, maybe Marjorie prime for best score nominations. If Beaches gets in, it's truly because nominators are like, I don't know if I can put in two plays here, but they just might. Vosk has a very solid shot. I would say. Her show is currently running, which Chenowitz is not. However, I think it comes down to if nominators feel more like Vosk is more successful in a worse show than, say, Lea Michele is. I think Chess is more successful as a night of theater than Beaches. Not hard to be, but still. But I do think that Vosk is. Does better work with her material than Michelle does with hers. So that's up to different nominators, how they feel about that. I do think of Vos gets nominated. I do genuinely think that kicks Michelle out of best actress in a musical, but who's to say that's really kind of it? Kelly Barrett, God bless her. I don't think she has a shot here. I don't think any of the supporting players do. While they do have a lot of opportunities to play different roles, it's all sort of for nothing, design wise. There's nothing to go off of here. I mean, yeah, it's just guys. It's Beaches. It's Beaches. Some girls are meant to die. Some shows end with a threesome in shows. Some shows end with cancer or heart viruses or just, you know, story plot devices. That's. That's Beaches for you. Yeah, I. I'm sorry to end it on that kind of a bummery note, but that's what we got today of. Of the. Of the two fallen angels, which I like, but do not love. And then Beaches, which, I'm sorry to say I did find to be kind of genuinely terrible. There. There was a lot of talk online from. People were like, I don't know, maybe my pain threshold is higher than others, because I didn't think it was that bad. No, it's. It's that bad. It's pretty terribly written. It's pretty terribly designed. There's not much to go off of in terms of staging. There's no great use of space or fluidity in transitions or, you know, overwhelmingly strong actor work in the company. And our lead performers, while they are all smart and talented folks, do not. Are not able to overcome all the obstacles that are in their way. You. They make you realize how talented they are. But that's not really enough. Not, not, not really. And I also always forget just how fucking big the Majestic is because it never felt that huge when Phantom was there. But I think that's sort of the magic of that original production of Phantom. With the design and staging of Phantom, it never always felt like a super huge spectacle. It always felt surprisingly simplistic. But I think that's also because it was very crafty about how it filled the space and didn't make the space feel so large. Beaches and Audra Gypsy make you realize just how fucking huge that stage is. That's it for today, everybody. Sorry to end it on such a bon mare, but alas, here we are. We've got a couple more reviews coming up. We gotta close out this season. We're gonna do a couple more, I think two more episodes on Tony stuff. We have to react to the Outer Critics Circle nominations, the Drama League nominations, Drama Desk nominations come out next week. 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We've done the Vosk. We've done Kelly o'. Hara. I'd say Kelly Barrett, but I don't think that there's an official recording of her in anything. Maybe Dr. Zhivago. But do we really want to do that, guys? I don't think so. I'd rather not. Not. I'd rather not. Okay, you know what we're gonna do? Whitney Basher played the Kelly Barrett role in one of the earlier productions of Beaches. And that's who we're going to close out with today. We're going to close out with Whitney Basher singing Another Life from the Bridges of Madison County. So that's it. We will see you guys for the next review. Take it away, Ms. Whitney by. I still wonder did he need me? Did he know? Love is open, Love is easy? That was someone long ago.