Podcast
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Hosted by Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard · EN
The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.
41episodes
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190: Iran War?! + Newsom Can't Read + Shia's Big Adventure + Tucker Stomps Huckabee
Feb 2701:32:37Tap to summarizeWar with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more.Turn up the luxury at bedtime at www.quince.com/brokensim!Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcribe →189: Trump Orders UFO Disclosure! + Prince Andrew Arrested + Epstein Double Revealed
Feb 2301:54:38Tap to summarizePresident Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses an innocent man on a plane. And so much more!Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!Get 20% off your first Lucy order when you buy online with code "BROKEN at lucy.co.Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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188: Bondi vs. Massie on Epstein + Les Wexner's Demon + New Kurt Cobain Investigation
Feb 1602:05:16Tap to summarizeNothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!Get the right life insurance for you and and save more than 50-percent at selectquote.com/broken! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcribe →187: Epstein-apalooza + Evidence He's Alive + Rothschild Connections + Bert Kreischer's Health Scare
Feb 602:25:32Tap to summarizeWe continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off their first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com using the promo code "BROKEN"!Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcribe →186: Epstein File Dump! + Trump, Gates, Clinton Named + Major Revelations + XG the Spy
Feb 202:10:05Tap to summarizeWe break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness.Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcribe →185: Rogan, Other Pods Snubbed By Globes + Trump's 'Board of Peace' + New UFO Footage
Jan 2602:03:05Tap to summarizeWe talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words.Save more than 50-percent on term life insurance at selectquote.com/broken!Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code"BROKEN" and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!Get 20% off your first Lucy order when you buy online with code "BROKEN at lucy.co.For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcribe →184: Ana Kasparian vs Pearl Davis + Canada PM's Creepy NWO Speech + Rand Paul on Rogan
Jan 1901:50:08Tap to summarizeSam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game.Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcribe →183: Venezuela! + Sam Is Angry + Will Smith is a Creep + Maron v Rogan
Jan 801:42:13Tap to summarizeFive minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith.Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulationSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardBroken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcribe →#152: Terrence Howard Solves Three-Body Problem? + Trump Admin Suffers Dumbest Leak Ever + Sam's Dad = Autism Pioneer
Mar 28, 202502:34:33Tap to summarizeTerrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, why Snow White is flopping at the box office, the return of Sam Tripoli's Traffic Court, and so much more.Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcribe →#151: Christ is King? + Trump Might Really Kill Income Tax + Sam Busted By Cops
Mar 17, 202502:25:16Tap to summarizeApparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, and a many (almost) without a brain.Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulationWatch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoliSocial media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodardWant to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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