FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Jimothy Parody Song, Dated Your Roomie Date + State Fair Foods (7/24/26)

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update & FULL SHOW

Episode: Jeff’s Jimothy Parody Song, Dated Your Roomie Date + State Fair Foods (7/24/26)
Date: July 26, 2026
Podcast Host(s): Brooke, Jeffrey, Jose, Alexis

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Episode Overview

This jam-packed episode of Brooke and Jeffrey delivers the show’s signature blend of viral song parodies, over-the-top pop culture banter, odd news stories, and of course, a truly wild "Second Date Update." The team launches into laugh-out-loud stories about state fair food mashups and exploding ranch, celebrates raccoon celebrity Jimothy with a new song, and attempts to solve a romantic mystery that takes a surprisingly disturbing turn. Along the way, they field pop culture trivia, prank a paranoid car owner, and poke fun at themselves and each other with playful chemistry and witty quips.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Opening Banter & Listener Comments (00:00–01:34)

• The crew references Jeffrey’s previous viral “diarrhea song” and teases today’s parody about the “beloved feral raccoon Jimothy.”
• They respond to a listener who scored an exclusive Olive Garden pass, leading to playful jealousy and mock negotiation.

2. Hot Topic: Phone Calls on Airplanes (01:34–03:50)

• U.S. airlines are working to ban phone and video calls in-flight, while other countries are allowing them.
• Brooke: “Because we are so loud on the phone. Have you heard an American on the phone? They're literally yelling…” (03:00)

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3. Shot Caller Trivia: 'Gaming for Damon' Edition (03:50–09:56)

• Celebrating Matt Damon’s career with trivia, Boston accents, and quick-fire pop culture questions.
• Notable Exchanges:
  • Alexis (as asked by Jake, 05:20):
    "Now give me the name of the infamous three word movie title … 'How do you like them apples?'"
    • Alexis (Boston accent): “Go wheel hunting.” (05:57)
  • Brooke explains Damon's Oscar for screenplay: “He and Ben Affleck accepted an award together and being really excited…” (07:07)
• Jeffrey botches a trivia answer and receives playful heckling.

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4. Hot NILF Summer: The Rise of Female Locksmiths (10:02–12:23)

• Discussion about the record number of Americans “NILF: Not In the Labor Force.”
• Story of Sahar Yana, a 27-year-old who reinvented herself as one of NYC’s only female locksmiths, now making six figures as a viral TikTok sensation.
• Brooke: “Dude, I would understand that. I would want to hire a female.” (11:37)

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5. Laser Stories: Weird & Wild News (12:23–19:50)

Segments & Notable Moments:

• Pennsylvania Wedding: Father of the Bride struck by lightning
  • “Seconds after he said those words, Mike was struck by lightning.” (13:34)
• Colorado Bear Trapped in SUV
  • “Instead of a bunch of teens… he discovered the culprit was a 400 pound brown bear trapped inside of an SUV.” (15:06)
• Poppin Ranch: Buffalo Wild Wings introduces Pop Rocks-style ranch.
  • “It's the first ranch concoction that actually explodes in your mouth.” (16:30)
• Toilet Shoes
  • Gut Health brand releases viral “toilet shoes”—7-inch-tall platform squatty-potty heels.
  • “No, it's like a squatty potty. It's attached to your feet.” (18:09)

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6. State Fair Foods 2026: Culinary Abominations (20:00–26:59)

• The team reviews the latest outrageous state fair foods:
  • Pop Rocks Pickle: Kosher pickle + fruit rollup + chocolate + Pop Rocks ([21:53])
  • Insect Pizza: Pizza topped with de-venomized scorpions ([23:06])
  • Watermelon Taco: Watermelon shell filled with pineapple Dole Whip ([24:03])
  • Cotton Candy Cheeseburger: Burger with giant clouds of cotton candy ([24:44])
  • Deep Fried Jell-O and other wild deep-fried treats ([25:35])
  • Funnel Cake Bacon Queso Burger: Two funnel cakes for buns, loaded with bacon and cheese ([26:24])
• Quote:
  • Brooke: “Maybe we should stick with the classics.”
  • Jeffrey: “If you can’t get there, make it at home—unless it’s the scorpion pizza; leave that one for professionals.” (27:02)

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7. Phone Tap: Paranoid at the Auto Shop (27:15–32:31)

• Hilarious prank on a listener who’s paranoid about being scammed by auto mechanics.
• Highlights:
  • Mechanic charges $82 (later $320) for wiper blade replacement and fake “labor”
  • Argument with the fake mechanic, miscommunication, and freezing employees.
• Quote:
  • Scott (prank victim): “This is a complete scam and I’m done with it.” (30:53)

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8. SECOND DATE UPDATE: “Dated Your Roomie Date” (33:14–49:21)

Part 1: Melanie’s Dating History (33:19–39:47)

• Melanie recounts being ditched—her previous date went to “get his ID” and never returned.
• She meets Scott for a walk, where she discovers she knows (and had a “special friends” history) with his roommate, Max.
• Potential awkwardness after she asks too many roommate questions.
• She invites Scott back for “fun,” but he declines and ghosts her.

Part 2: Calling Scott for Answers (41:54–49:21)

• Scott reacts in horror: his roommate called the police after recognizing Melanie and seeing “footprints” in their backyard.
• Max gives no details but strongly warns Scott.
• On the call, Melanie dodges explanations, insists any drama is a “special friend misunderstanding,” and seems disturbingly unfazed by the cops being called.
• Notable quotes:
  • Scott: “I tell him I go on this date … he just takes his phone out of his pocket and dials 911.” (44:16)
  • Brooke: “Melanie, you’ve got to leave these men alone. They do NOT want to talk to you.” (48:37)
  • Melanie: “If you change your mind, you know where to find me. We can have a lot of fun together.” ([48:43])

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9. Dealing with the Fallout: What Just Happened? (49:24–51:03)

• The cast debriefs, expressing shock and mild horror at Melanie’s behavior.
• Jeffrey: “She did pull the old Trojan horse move… get invited in by the roommate with the promise of good times.” (50:13)

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10. Jeff’s Song of the Week: 'Jimothy' (Parody of 'Valerie') (52:23–58:47)

• Jeffrey debuts his viral-style song dedicated to internet sensation Jimothy, the short-spined raccoon.
• Song paints Jimothy as a “pint-sized alpha male, Danny DeVito with a tail.”
• Quote (song lyrics):
  • “If you’re hungry, come tip my trash can over, Jim. Trash Buffett, old fish fillet…” (Song segment, ~54:27–55:59)
• The cast adores the tribute, suggesting “Brooke and Jimothy in the Morning.”

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11. Win Brooke’s Buck: Superfan Ian at Last (58:58–64:57)

• Longtime caller Ian finally gets through after misdialing for years (accidentally bought a timeshare trying to call in).
• Ian faces off against Brooke in trivia, narrowly loses but wins concert tickets for his birthday.
• Brooke: “Could you say it again? My hearing aids were down.” (63:11)
• The crew bonds with Ian, inviting themselves to his (now-cancelled) barbecue.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “It won't be long till [Jimothy] appears up on Hot Wings as a guest. He's taking the world over like a tiny raccoon mini-me.” – Jeffrey, singing "Jimothy" (56:13)

• “I tell him I go on this date… he just takes his phone out of his pocket and dials 911.” — Scott, Second Date Update (44:16)

• “She did pull the old Trojan horse move… get invited in by the roommate with the promise of good times.” — Jeffrey, post-second date update (50:13)

• “If the cops are already involved, please don’t contact us.” — Brooke, as a new disclaimer for Second Date Update (51:01)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening/Show Tease: 00:00–01:34
• Airplane Phone Call Banter: 01:34–03:50
• Matt Damon 'Shot Caller': 03:50–09:56
• Not In the Labor Force / Locksmith Story: 10:02–12:23
• Laser Stories (Weird News): 12:23–19:50
• State Fair Foods Segment: 20:00–26:59
• Phone Tap (Auto Mechanic): 27:15–32:31
• Second Date Update Intro: 33:14–39:47
• Calling Scott / Date Fallout: 41:54–49:21
• Wrap-up / Debrief: 49:24–51:03
• Jeff’s 'Jimothy' Song: 52:23–58:47
• Win Brooke’s Buck (Superfan Ian): 58:58–64:57

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Tone & Style

The episode’s energy is zany, quick-witted, and irreverent—littered with mischief, running gags, and the hosts’ signature self-deprecation. The cast ping-pongs from pop culture deep-dives to low-brow absurdity, never shying away from poking fun at themselves, each other, or their audience — all while maintaining genuine camaraderie and a big-hearted enthusiasm for the weird and wonderful.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a perfect introduction to Brooke and Jeffrey’s world: viral comedy, wild listener stories, and a willingness to go “there”—no matter how weird “there” is. Whether you’re interested in dating fails, internet memes, or the latest state fair food monstrosity, you’ll find plenty to laugh at, and maybe a little to cringe about, too!

Transcript

[Brooke]

Hey, welcome to the brand new full show on the official Brooke and Jeffrey podcast. And Jeffrey is on fire right now. Can I say last week's I don't want to say diarrhea song of the week? What was it called? Cyclosporine.

[Alexis]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Whatever he called it just.

[Jose]

It was about the runs.

[Brooke]

Yes, yes. It went mega viral. Thank you everyone for watching, sharing, and this week. Dude, he is on topic, on point again, because he's singing about, well, the most beloved feral raccoon out there. Definitely stick around for it.

[Alexis]

I mean, I saw some comments saying Jeffrey's next song of the week better be about Jimothy.

[Jeffrey]

He knows.

[Brooke]

He knows.

[Jose]

Yeah, it's funny because Jeff will either do Jimothy or he'll be like. Or the holiday from 300 years ago. You forgot about about turnips.

[Brooke]

All right, we got that. Plus a brand new second date update. A lot of fun on the way. But first, comments.

[Alexis]

Mun commented that they got the Olive Garden pass. What?

[Jose]

You're like a celebrity.

[Alexis]

They said, I would have never if y' all didn't mention it the other

[Jose]

day, but we couldn't even get one.

[Brooke]

I am mad because that makes it sound so easy. Yeah, it was so hard. We all tried to log in as soon as it opened, and we were like 100,000 people ahead of you in line. 80,000 people ahead of you.

[Jose]

Okay, if you sell us your pass, Brook will give you $100 more than what you paid.

[Alexis]

Oh, wait, that doesn't make the pass worth it then.

[Jose]

Why? We're not paying anything, Alexis.

[Brooke]

Yeah. All right, let's get to your brand new full show right now.

[Jeffrey]

Hello and good morning to our one and only remaining listener.

[Scott]

Another one dropped on.

[Jeffrey]

Thank God they're in a coma and physically can't turn the radio off. We appreciate that.

[Brooke]

Dude, if that nursing staff goes against us, I swear, seriously.

[Jeffrey]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And quick question for the room. Is it okay or not okay to take a phone call on a plane mid flight?

[Jose]

Not okay unless it's an emergency.

[Brooke]

No, you're not supposed to have your phone on.

[Jake]

Yeah, that's terrorism.

[Jeffrey]

Well, here's some interesting news. British Airways and Virgin Atlantic have already said yes to it.

[Melanie]

No.

[Jeffrey]

In fact, several foreign airlines are cool with WI FI calls. As long as you keep your voice somewhat reasonable.

[Jose]

Guys.

[Sal]

No.

[Jeffrey]

As for the U.S. well, Congress is involved.

[Jose]

Oh. So you know that's not gonna work.

[Jeffrey]

It's gonna be a problem.

[Brooke]

So they've gotta figure out how to make a phone call. First.

[Jeffrey]

Well, they're trying to pass a new bipartisan bill. Alexis, explain what bipartisan is real quick.

[Alexis]

All right, we don't have time. Sorry.

[Jeffrey]

Darn good.

[Alexis]

Catch it on our Saturday podcast. I'll do it there.

[Jose]

She knows too much about it.

[Jeffrey]

Good call. But anyway, this new bill would officially ban all phone and video calls on airplanes in the United States.

[Brooke]

Let's go. Us.

[Jose]

Come on, guys. We can text, we can mess a little bit. All right?

[Jeffrey]

But the question is, why are we zigging when everybody else on the planet is zagging?

[Brooke]

Because we are so loud on the phone. Have you heard an American on the phone? They're literally yelling, you guys are onto it.

[Jeffrey]

They say it's a, quote, safety issue. Yeah, because Americans would struggle to keep their voices to a minimum, and they're worried more passenger fights would break out because of it. That's how Congress feels.

[Alexis]

But what if someone called us for a second date update from the plane

[Jeffrey]

drama?

[Jose]

I love that.

[Jeffrey]

What do they airlines think about it? Quietly. They're okay with it. Oh, because they could charge you more money.

[Brooke]

Sign up for the wi fi plan.

[Jeffrey]

So we'll see what happens. But that's where we are with taking cell phone calls on airplanes. Now let's get to the shot caller question of the day with Jake, who has allowed me to take phone calls during this segment and nobody else. So, Jake, let's do it.

[Jake]

If you didn't notice the movie the Odyssey crushed at the box office last week.

[Jose]

It's all in my algorithm.

[Jake]

Bringing $123 million starring legendary actor Matt Damon.

[Sal]

Matt Damon.

[Jake]

Coincidentally, 28 years ago on this very day, he played the role of Private Ryan in the classic film Shaving Ryan's Privates.

[Jose]

No, that's not.

[Jake]

I never saw it sounds right to me.

[Brooke]

There's one really intense scene made me cry.

[Jake]

This man has survived war zones, deep

[Jose]

space running, and he's a lot of physical activity.

[Jake]

Tons of running in these movies, and he's still going strong. And that's why, in honor of one of Hollywood's most dependable leading men, it's time for a special gaming for Damon edition of plenty of 20. Now, you'll say number one through 20. I'll give you a trivia cue about good old Matty D. Just answer it correctly. To stay in the game, we'll start with the woman who does an absolutely killa Boston accent, and she's committed to answering all her questions in it.

[Jose]

Alexis, show up.

[Jake]

Give me a number in a Boston accent.

[Melanie]

I need to hear one.

[Alexis]

So I could copy.

[Jose]

Gotta go pack the cat.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I'll take seven.

[Sal]

Not bad.

[Jake]

I'm blown away by you every day, Alexis.

[Melanie]

Thank you.

[Alexis]

I don't know.

[Jake]

All right, number seven. In 1997, Matt Damon did a movie with his best buddy Ben Affleck where a famous phrase was uttered that's still used in pop culture to this day. That's how do you like them apples? Now give me the name of the infamous three word movie title or what legendary comedian also starred in it? Either one.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Jose]

No help from the room, I assume.

[Alexis]

Yeah, I don't know legendary comedians. So we're just gonna count that on to now.

[Sal]

Wow.

[Brooke]

Oh, beloved.

[Alexis]

Is he in Good Will Hunting? That's the only movie I can think of. Is that a cop? Like, I don't know.

[Jeffrey]

I can't understand her without a Boston accent.

[Alexis]

It's go wheel hunting. Not any accent.

[Jake]

Alexis. Goodwill hunting. I think she said goodwill.

[Brooke]

I hate that. You got that right.

[Jose]

The list so we can hear the accent more.

[Brooke]

It's with Robin Williams.

[Jose]

Oh, legend.

[Jake]

All right. Alexis got hers right. Brooke, we're over to you. Seven has been chosen.

[Jose]

Wow.

[Jake]

I'm gonna ask that. Brooke, don't do a Boston was bad.

[Jeffrey]

You might have to bleep that now I'm craving.

[Jake]

I'm gonna like. Yeah, Assume you said four. Oh, Brooke, this is multiple choice.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jake]

Matt Damon won his first Academy award at just 27 years old. Alexis, what did for? Was it best actor, best director, best screenplay, or best use of rcf? Resting confused face.

[Brooke]

Okay. I mean, he is good at resting confused face. Like, what is that?

[Jake]

One of the best squinters I've ever seen.

[Brooke]

Yes, but I think it was for Good Will Hunting because I remember him and Ben Affleck accepting an award together and being really excited. And I know that they wrote Goodwill Hunting together. So give me screenplay.

[Jake]

Brooke thinks it's a screenplay.

[Sal]

Correct.

[Jake]

It was the screenplay for Good Will Hunting. They did co accept the award together. And they did kiss on the mouth.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jake]

Both ladies got theirs right. Jose, we're over to you. Four and seven are off the board.

[Jose]

Let's go number eight.

[Jake]

Oh, another multiple choice. Matt Damon has starred in more than 60 movies. Which franchise has he appeared in? The most interesting? Is it the Ocean's franchise? Like Ocean's Eleven? The Jason Bourne, the Avengers movies or the Departed 2? Still looking for pocking.

[Jose]

Oh, man. I only saw the first Jason Bourne. Isn't there like four of them?

[Brooke]

I don't know.

[Jose]

That's what I'm trying to remember. And the Ocean series has at least three. Is it sneaky?

[Alexis]

And he's.

[Brooke]

Just do it.

[Jose]

I'm go with Jason Bourne.

[Jake]

Jose thinks Matt Damon's appeared mostly in the Jason Bourne series. He's played Jason Bourne in five different films.

[Jose]

Wow.

[Jake]

And more coming out, apparently.

[Brooke]

Wow. Jason Bourne again and again.

[Jake]

Brooke, please keep it down. Jeffrey, we're over to you.

[Jeffrey]

15.

[Jake]

Matt Damon famously turned down starring in which movie? A decision that reportedly cost him a ton of dough. What film was it? Was it Avatar? Titanic? Iron Man?

[Jose]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jake]

Or Alvin and the Chipmunks Endgame. This time it's nutty.

[Jeffrey]

Oh my God. Okay, well, I'm guessing probably because he like only wanted to paint himself nude and he got jealous of the fact that Kate Winslet was gonna have it. He turned down Titanic.

[Alexis]

No way.

[Brooke]

He was big enough at that time. Like he had goodwill hunting. Okay, fine.

[Jake]

Just an Academy Award winner at the time. What an awful guess. Jeffrey. Jeffrey says Titanic. It was an awful guess. Avatar. He turned down the role of Jake Sully. I believe he turned down an offer that included percentage points of Avatar's profit. So probably a cool quarter bill there. That Matty D. They're building an Avatar

[Brooke]

world right now and he's so poor. That's so sad.

[Jake]

After that means Jeffrey has lost today's.

[Jeffrey]

Well, since I lost, I get to choose who get shocked. And it's going to be booked.

[Brooke]

No, that was a terrible guess. Obviously they were making Titanic as he was getting on stage accepting an award.

[Jose]

Obviously.

[Sal]

Idiot. Hands touching hands.

[Alexis]

So bad.

[Brooke]

Oh, is it pile on Jeff day? Yeah, I love that day.

[Jeffrey]

All right, well, that's your failure of a shot collar. Question of the day.

[Sal]

Thanks to me.

[Ian]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

[Jeffrey]

looking for a job. You're not alone. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. They're calling it Hot NILF Summer.

[Brooke]

Nilf.

[Jeffrey]

That's N I L F for not in the labor force.

[Alexis]

Good time to be unemployed. It's summer at least.

[Jeffrey]

Why are they saying this? Because a shocking 105 million Americans are reportedly not working right now, which is.

[Brooke]

Does that include my children?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it does get those kids working. That's more than during COVID or during the great recession. We've done it.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jeffrey]

That's nuts.

[Jose]

I didn't realize that.

[Jeffrey]

Good for us. Okay, but there's one woman who got laid off in New York City. A 27 year old named Sahar Yana. And she was not about to just take the summer off with her unemployment check, okay? She dipped into her life savings, spent $7,000 on tools, and now just a few months later, she's on track to make six figures a year. Let's go by becoming a locksmith. And business is booming for her. She advertises being available 24 hours a day and she is booked around the clock every single day of the year.

[Brooke]

Dude, she looks like she could be a Hollywood actress who comes in and picks the locks for like the criminals and stuff, you know what I mean?

[Jeffrey]

She is very sexy. Sexy. One of the reasons why is because of her niche. She says she's one of the only female locksmiths in the business.

[Brooke]

Dude, I would understand that. I would want to hire a female.

[Alexis]

Oh, me too. I would put female only to come over if I could.

[Brooke]

You always think with locksmiths, I'm like, what are they gonna do now?

[Jose]

Yeah, that's actually true. I didn't think about.

[Jeffrey]

That's the problem. The industry.

[Jose]

Have a girl come have a spare key.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's been a while. We'll give her the number. Yeah, for you, Jose. But the industry is. It's filled with creepy guys. And she says TikTok has absolutely helped get the word out. Her latest video has over 11 million views. And it just shows what she does. Picking locks.

[Brooke]

You know what? If there's any women listening, tow truck drivers. We also need some women.

[Sal]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Oh my gosh, I never thought about that. But there you go.

[Jeffrey]

With just $7,000 and a go getter attitude, she's reinvented her career and her life.

[Brooke]

Get it, girl.

[Jeffrey]

Hopefully that inspires people listening. If you want to make a change, you can do it.

[Jose]

You can do it, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

So inspirational Laser stories. Right after. Hello, it's Laser Stories. It's the radio segment that's bringing PB and J's to the beverage aisle with new unsuckables. Yeah, an extra thick energy drink that you have to suck out of a three foot long straw. Oh, man.

[Brooke]

Why such a long straw?

[Jeffrey]

You get it in creamy or crunchy. With laser stories.

[Jose]

Crunchy.

[Brooke]

At the end of it, it's like

[Jeffrey]

Boba, the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does. Except we've got a laser and those other yucky suckies just don't. This first laser story is out of Chesterbrook, Pennsylvania. I hope this couple doesn't take this as a sign their marriage is doomed. But last weekend, a 57 year old guy named Mike Thomas was given a speech at his daughter's wedding in an apple orchard.

[Brooke]

Okay, that's cute.

[Jeffrey]

When things got a little misty and he took a pause, then told his new son in law that he was a lucky man.

[Brooke]

I love those moments at weddings.

[Ian]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Seconds after he said those words, Mike was struck by lightning.

[Scott]

What?

[Jake]

No.

[Brooke]

Is he okay?

[Jeffrey]

God's like, don't speak for me. It wasn't even raining yet, and the storm clouds were moving in behind him so he didn't see him.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God.

[Jeffrey]

So the lightning hit the sound system, traveled up through the microphone cord and zapped him on the hand.

[Jose]

Ain't nobody got time for that.

[Brooke]

You're like, I'm in an orchard full of trees. And it has to hit that.

[Jose]

The one thing.

[Jeffrey]

Fortunately, he is okay. But he does have a hell of a scorch mark on his thumb. Now, after that, Mike went and laid down in the grass and the wedding continued.

[Brooke]

See, that sounds like my family. You know how it does.

[Alexis]

Your dad's like, let it keep going. Just give me a vodka and I'll be fine.

[Jeffrey]

We're on a time limit here, Mike. Get out of here. Let's go to your next laser story out of Colorado. Residents in the neighborhood of Gold Hill thought a rude neighbor was honking his horn all night long.

[Brooke]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jeffrey]

So eventually, after hours of this going on, a guy named Patrick Sullivan had had enough.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Go get him.

[Jeffrey]

Patrick was not happy. He was awoken from his sleep more than once because of the constant horn. So he got dressed, left his house, and marched outside towards the honking car.

[Brooke]

Is it like an alarm going off or something?

[Jeffrey]

When he got there, he. He never imagined the situation that he'd run across. Instead of a bunch of teens messing around like he was expecting, he discovered the culprit was a 400 pound brown bear trapped inside of an SUV.

[Jose]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

Hey, buddy. You're just gonna stay there now, huh?

[Jose]

Yep.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, so what do you do in that situation? Do you call the cops?

[Brooke]

No. You call wildlife control?

[Jeffrey]

Animal Control wasn't picking up.

[Brooke]

Oh, I guess so.

[Jeffrey]

Along with another neighbor, Patrick used a long rope to open one of the vehicle's doors from a distance, allowing the bear to climb out and dash away.

[Brooke]

Put a stake in another person's pocket just to make sure that it wouldn't follow him.

[Jeffrey]

And if you're wondering, yes, the bear caused damage to the side panel of the car and set off the driver's side airbag.

[Brooke]

How did it get inside?

[Jeffrey]

Also open the door, by the way. Took a twosie in there.

[Brooke]

Come on.

[Jose]

Well, not just bear. I. I Do that when I'm scared too.

[Jeffrey]

That's fair. The police department followed up and believe he was trapped inside for more than three hours. And they reminded neighbors to lock their cars at night.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Sal]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Usually people say that it's not for bear Watch bears.

[Brooke]

Want to go for a joyride too, Jose?

[Jose]

My mom's asleep.

[Jeffrey]

Let's go to your next laser story out of Food News. You ever thought ranch dressing just wasn't exciting enough?

[Brooke]

I mean, it's not. No one's ever thought of it as exciting.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

At all.

[Jeffrey]

Well, if you have Wild Wings is here to fix that with something called Poppin Ranch.

[Jose]

Oh my God. If it's like a spicy ranch, I'm into it.

[Jeffrey]

It's the first ranch concoction that actually explodes in your mouth.

[Sal]

What?

[Jose]

It's like Pop Rocks.

[Brooke]

It's in a package like Pop Rocks.

[Jeffrey]

Exactly. Marketing executives for the brand want you to think Pop Rocks meets Hidden Valley.

[Jose]

Oh, what Exploding ranch.

[Jeffrey]

And they say it tastes great sprinkled directly onto your wings. Or if you want, you could stir it into your tub of ranch dressing for a little extra kick.

[Jose]

Imagine giving it to somebody and not telling them. I'm like, I think the ranch is expired.

[Jeffrey]

Poppin Ranch will launch just ahead of National Chicken wing Day on July 29.

[Brooke]

You don't need to tell us the date. We already had that down in our calendars.

[Jeffrey]

Buffalo Wings is going to celebrate by offering offering free wings with any 15 purchase at their restaurants. But in the meantime, actually low key.

[Jose]

That's good. Get some candies and free wings if you.

[Jeffrey]

In the meantime, if you want to get your hands on Poppin Ranch, they start today at Participating Wild wings for only 99 cents per packet.

[Brooke]

Well, I'm gonna tell you, for that price, I'd probably try it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Why not? Let's go to your final laser story out of Restroom Room Mania.

[Brooke]

Oh, no, I don't want to go there. Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Gut Health brand has gone viral for the toilet shoes that they just released.

[Brooke]

Toilet shoes?

[Jose]

What's a toilet shoe?

[Jeffrey]

They're. Well, actually they're called S word shoes. So toilets a little safer, is it

[Brooke]

for when you accidentally step in dog do?

[Scott]

No.

[Jeffrey]

I'm gonna show you a picture to the host. It'll be up on our Instagram at Brooke and Jeffrey.

[Jose]

Please don't tell me this is in case of an emergency.

[Brooke]

No, it's like a squatty potty. It's attached to your feet.

[Jeffrey]

They're effectively a 7 inch tall heel.

[Brooke]

Yeah, there's platforms. Let's Be accurate, Javon.

[Jeffrey]

And they got little places to slip your feet. And they look like two 1970s disco pumps. Yeah, but the idea is if you wear them, you'll improve your posture as you do a number two.

[Jose]

Yeah, like a mobile squatty body.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I like the front of it says let loose. Yeah, yeah, read into that how you will. Is there male styles we can. Because this is a very female esque shoe.

[Jeffrey]

Well, I'll tell you, these shoes are not geared towards going outside at all. They are only supposed to be worn while inside the bathroom.

[Jose]

Okay. It's a squatty potty.

[Brooke]

I don't know. I bet they're the next big fashion item.

[Jose]

You'll see Kim K. Walking around.

[Brooke]

Let loose.

[Jeffrey]

Kim, these toilet shoes were made available, but they went so viral and were such a huge hit. The initial run is already sold out.

[Sal]

You suck.

[Jeffrey]

Well, so beneficial. They are taking pre orders for the next batch though. And they only cost $70.

[Brooke]

Wow. Dude. The heck crazy.

[Alexis]

You could just get your own heels this high and wear them.

[Brooke]

You just get a block of wood

[Jeffrey]

and put it there. What if they have red underneath on the bottom side of these?

[Brooke]

Yeah, I see there's a futon now.

[Jeffrey]

It's classy. As for this guy, he doesn't need help getting on the toilet. Instead he just crawls around the office and oh, look at that, there's a surprise. He left a little present in Brooke's salad bowl.

[Brooke]

Why in the bowl?

[Jeffrey]

I'm sure he's. She's not gonna notice. Yeah, this salmon's laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again same time on Monday.

[Ian]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

You worked so hard to get that summer body. Well, now it's time to blow it

[Jake]

up

[Jeffrey]

by heading over to the state fair.

[Jose]

Let's get our fall fatty bodies.

[Jake]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

Get yourself a mouthful of deep fried something. And if a bacon wrapped glitter Twinkie doesn't do it for you anymore because that was so last year.

[Alexis]

Made way too many of those.

[Jeffrey]

We've got a list of the hot new food abominations that are being sold around the country at state fairs everywhere.

[Jose]

Okay?

[Jeffrey]

And you, you won't believe the latest thing that they're deep frying. It even won an award this year. And you're going to hear all about it coming up right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Follow us at Brooke and Jeffrey, wherever you get your podcast, please rate.

[Brooke]

Don't tell us what to do, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

No, do It.

[Jake]

Please tell them they don't know what to do.

[Jeffrey]

If you feel like it, go check it out. Rate and review.

[Jose]

Yeah, you should. You want to laugh?

[Jeffrey]

I can't believe it snuck up on me again. It's state fair season.

[Brooke]

It is already. Where did summer go?

[Jeffrey]

You know how it is. Loop de Loop rides prize winning pigs.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

And a guy operating the Ferris wheel who you swear you've seen before. Maybe on America's Most Wanted. Hey, who knows? But more importantly, who cares? It's state fair season.

[Alexis]

That's right.

[Brooke]

I'm still getting on that roller coaster.

[Jeffrey]

And more than anything, State fair showcase all the foods that shouldn't be and started years ago with simple fried Oreos and fried sticks of butter. And then it got crazier and crazier over the years. And that's why today we're gonna look at the latest state fair food concoctions for this summer season.

[Brooke]

Okay, I feel like this is always a precursor to whatever the MLB is gonna be offering next season.

[Jose]

That is such a good point.

[Jeffrey]

The first one lives at the Florida State Fair. And I can't remember if they had this at last year's or not, but if they did, it's making headlines again. It's called the Pop Rocks pickle.

[Jake]

I'm gonna throw up.

[Jeffrey]

I'll just. I'll describe it to you. It's a kosher pickle rolled in a fruit roll up, covered in chocolate, and dusted with pop Rocks candy.

[Jose]

Imagine the satisfaction you got.

[Sal]

Saltiness.

[Jose]

And then.

[Brooke]

Were you really on the kool Aid pickle trend too?

[Jose]

I never tried it.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that. This is a no for me.

[Jose]

Oh, come on.

[Brooke]

A hot no.

[Jeffrey]

Well, we're not accepting that, Brooke. We're only taking yay nays or hey, neighbors.

[Brooke]

Oh, I still don't know if hey neighbor is a good or a bad neighbor.

[Jeffrey]

It's fantastic.

[Jose]

I'm going yay, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

I hear yay. There's nay over there. But you can also have the option to substitute Pop Rocks for fruity Pebbles or hot Cheetos instead.

[Brooke]

Gross.

[Sal]

Ew.

[Ian]

Wow.

[Jose]

Less appetite.

[Alexis]

That's what that was in the photo. I couldn't tell. Cheetos. That's always a bad sign where you

[Jose]

can't tell with all the food.

[Brooke]

Maybe you want to dip in all three.

[Jeffrey]

That's Florida's best for you. Your next state fair food mashup comes. Comes from Oklahoma. This is brand new. Not sure how you're gonna feel about it. It's called insect pizza. Now, before you get too Grossed out. Remember, in many parts of the world, people eat insects for protein.

[Jose]

That pizza's gonna kill me, Jeff. Look at it.

[Jeffrey]

A few years ago, we tried chocolate covered cicadas for the show. But is Oklahoma taking this too far? Because here they're putting de venomized scorpions as their pizza.

[Jose]

Oh, my God, you guys.

[Jake]

De venomized.

[Brooke]

This is gonna be the one guy in your group that's like, oh, you did anything.

[Jose]

Let me eat it. Hey, bro, you got a stinger stuck in your tube.

[Jeffrey]

But they are edible. They're obviously protein packed and a lot crunchier than normal pepperoni. Can I get a yay nay hey, neighbor. On insect pizza, do we know the

[Brooke]

flavor of scorpion before?

[Jose]

I vote crunchy.

[Brooke]

I'm gonna go nay.

[Alexis]

Yeah, it's a nay. But it'd be great at a Halloween party.

[Brooke]

I mean.

[Jose]

Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that is true.

[Brooke]

If they ground it up and just put it in a tube like all the other meats that we like, and I would have been fine with it.

[Jeffrey]

We're talking about the craziest foods that are being offered at state fairs around the country this year. Now let's head over to Arizona, and I have a feeling you're gonna like this one a lot better.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

It's called the watermelon taco immediately. Basically, a big triangle watermelon wedge with the center of it hollowed out. So that part acts as the taco shell.

[Melanie]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

And then the inside is stuffed with pineapple do, whip, and tahen. That is unbelievable with an edible straw.

[Jose]

Disney, you better look at this, because the do is one of the best parts.

[Jeffrey]

They've actually been serving this since 2021, and it's one of their most popular items.

[Brooke]

Hey, neighbor. Jeff. Hey, neighbor.

[Jeffrey]

I'm done with the hey, neighbors.

[Brooke]

You guys, I double hay.

[Jeffrey]

Next up, are you a sweet and savory fan?

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeffrey]

People in the room like that combo. Then you're gonna love the California State fair's cotton candy cheeseburger.

[Jose]

No, it's sweet and savory.

[Jeffrey]

Two burger patties smothered in cheese, topped with a thick cloud of pink cotton candy and then sandwiched between two toasted buns. And if that's not enough for you, the creation gets crowned with a puff of blue cotton candy on the top.

[Alexis]

Gotta get both colors.

[Brooke]

Cause I just love pouring sugar on top my burger.

[Jeffrey]

Have you ever had the burgers that are, like, sandwiched between two crispy cream donuts?

[Jose]

Yeah, I've seen.

[Brooke]

No, Jeff. I. I like my heart,

[Scott]

Jeff.

[Jose]

I'm with you, bro.

[Jeffrey]

That's where we differ, bro.

[Jose]

Put it in a pan for a little bit.

[Jeffrey]

As I mentioned before, no good state fair can open without some kind of crazy deep fried concoction.

[Brooke]

Yeah, there we go.

[Jose]

Already covered them.

[Scott]

Not.

[Sal]

Not yet.

[Jeffrey]

So thank you to Utah for stepping up with deep deep fried jello.

[Brooke]

What?

[Scott]

How?

[Jeffrey]

Which is a ball of cherry jello dipped in batter and flash fried, topped with powdered sugar, whipped cream and of course, your drool.

[Jose]

I think I'd try this.

[Jeffrey]

It looks hot though.

[Brooke]

Here's my issue. It looks like the jello liquefied in the fryer.

[Jeffrey]

An 82 year old lady came up with it and it was voted best food at the fair this year. Best overall. This the same lady who invented the smoky bacon margarita in 2019? Wow.

[Brooke]

Whose grandma is that?

[Jeffrey]

They're lucky she's back on top. And finally, the messiest state fair food this year you're gonna find in the whole country belongs to Nebraska. It's called the funnel cake Bacon queso burger.

[Brooke]

America's favorite word.

[Jose]

That looks delicious. And it looks like a heart attack.

[Jeffrey]

It's got two funnel cakes instead of buns with applewood bacon liquid cheese sprinkled with sugar. And people say if you don't have a cholesterol issue, you will after this.

[Jose]

Yeah, you're gonna have to pop a couple Lipitor before eating that bad boy.

[Brooke]

I mean, this is not far from your donut burger. No, I mean funnel cake is essentially just better donut.

[Jose]

Yeah, there's more holes in this. It's gonna be healthier than your donut.

[Jeffrey]

Exactly what you want to be around for a longer period of time.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Scott]

Come on.

[Jeffrey]

Just stupid.

[Jose]

I want to die with it in my hand.

[Sal]

Yes, please.

[Jeffrey]

Those were your craziest food offerings for state fair season. If you can't get there, make it yourself at home and send us a pick. Unless it's the scorpion pizza, leave that one for professionals.

[Jose]

Do that at home.

[Jeffrey]

Tap is coming up right after this. Today we call a guy who is very skeptical about auto mechanics. Oh, yeah. He does not trust them and is convinced he was scammed before even changed auto shops after that happened. So of course his girlfriend's very aware of his auto fears, which is why the second he brought his car in for routine maintenance, she reached out to us and said, get him in your phone tap right now.

[Ian]

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

[Scott]

Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hi, Dustin.

[Scott]

Yeah, this is Dustin.

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Dustin, this is Tony from auto repair. How you doing today?

[Scott]

Yeah, pretty good.

[Jeffrey]

Great. So just Wanted to give you a quick update on your vehicle here, because during the inspection, I noticed that your windshield wipers were on their last legs there looking pretty ratty. So I went ahead, just replaced those for you.

[Scott]

Okay. You just replaced them?

[Melanie]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And look, best part about it is the ones that you needed were actually discounted $4. That's it. So normally they're triple that.

[Scott]

Well, that's good news. You don't hear that often things are discounted.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, good. So just confirming you're okay, that we did that.

[Scott]

Yeah, that's all good.

[Jeffrey]

Great. So with the $4 blades and the $82 of labor, we can move on to some of the other maintenance issues.

[Scott]

Are you saying $82 in labor for the blades?

[Jeffrey]

Well, 86, considering the $4 blades before tax.

[Scott]

I don't understand. I mean, how long can it take you to replace wiper blades? Like 10 seconds.

[Jeffrey]

You're not wrong. It's about 10 seconds per blade. But we charge by the hour here, so we had our best mechanic do it.

[Scott]

And you had your best mechanic put on wiper blades. I mean, that feels like it's a bit excessive, don't you think?

[Jeffrey]

I mean, customer satisfaction is our top priority. So I can take them off? It makes you feel better?

[Scott]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

All right, well, that'll be another 82.

[Jake]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Hold on.

[Scott]

On. No.

[Sal]

Hey, Sal. Yeah?

[Jeffrey]

The owner of the blue Corolla, he wants you to take the new blades off.

[Jose]

Off? I just put them on.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, he changed his mind.

[Scott]

I don't want you to take them off. I didn't want you to put them on in the first place.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, this is getting confusing.

[Scott]

Listen, the only thing that's confusing is that you're adding to the bill, man.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, just let me see if I can stop him. Hold on.

[Sal]

Hey, Sal.

[Jose]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sal]

Sal, stop.

[Jose]

Stop what you're doing.

[Jeffrey]

Don't. Don't take the blades off anymore.

[Jose]

Wait, you just said to take the blades off.

[Jeffrey]

I know the customer's being difficult, man.

[Scott]

I'm not being difficult. They're the one being difficult.

[Sal]

Excuse me.

[Jeffrey]

Can not yell because now I can't talk to my guy here on.

[Jose]

Or whatever, because this takes like 10 seconds.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I. Hold on. Let me check with him. So wait, do you want him on or do you want him off?

[Scott]

Just freeze the guy. Don't have him do anything.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, hold.

[Sal]

Hey, stop.

[Jose]

Freeze.

[Alexis]

What?

[Jeffrey]

Don't move.

[Jose]

Oh, my. Am I under arrest? What the.

[Sal]

Just. Just don't.

[Jeffrey]

He doesn't want you to move at all.

[Scott]

That's not what I meant sir.

[Jeffrey]

You told me to tell him to freeze, and I tell him to freeze, and now you're complaining?

[Scott]

Stop. Just stop.

[Jose]

Can I unfreeze?

[Sal]

S. Shut the up.

[Jeffrey]

I'm talking to the customer.

[Brooke]

Don't talk.

[Jeffrey]

What's going on? Okay. What do you want?

[Scott]

I want a full rundown of everything that you're gonna charge me for.

[Brooke]

Okay?

[Scott]

Understand?

[Jeffrey]

I got it.

[Scott]

Are you sure you got it?

[Jeffrey]

I'm sure.

[Scott]

Because it doesn't sound like it. It sounds like you guys are a bunch of morons.

[Jose]

You're right.

[Jeffrey]

But we're about to do the regular service on your car. But just for the blades, we've come out to a reasonable $320.

[Jose]

That's a bargain.

[Scott]

$320? Are you insane? We started with $4 per wiper for how do we get up to 320?

[Jeffrey]

You could thank Sal for that. He's been working really hard taking him on and off.

[Brooke]

Hey, you're welcome.

[Scott]

All right, I'm not gonna talk to you guys anymore. This is a complete scam and I'm done with it.

[Jeffrey]

What are you saying?

[Scott]

I'm telling you, you got a shady business. You're up charging me $320 for nothing. I'm coming over right now. I'm picking up my car.

[Jeffrey]

Well, hold it, because I do need to tell you it is a mechanics holiday today, so we're gonna be shutting the shop down early.

[Scott]

What are you talking about? Mechanics holiday?

[Jose]

Mechanics holiday?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, mechanics holiday. Sal, you and me, we're getting views after this, okay?

[Scott]

This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever heard. You are not gonna get away with it, okay?

[Jeffrey]

All I'm doing is what your girlfriend Leia has do here, which is a prank on the radio.

[Scott]

Listen, you're not going to get away.

[Jeffrey]

I would bring it up with your girlfriend Leia. She's the one that listens to Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're the ones who are doing that phone tap on you, so talk to her about it. Dude.

[Scott]

What? What? What are you even talking about? What are you talking about?

[Jeffrey]

I'm saying it's a joke. You're on the radio right now. My name is Jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

[Sal]

Take a breath, man.

[Jeffrey]

Your girlfriend Leia said that you hate bringing your car in to get service because you're always worried about getting scammed, so she thought we could mess with you.

[Scott]

Oh, my God. I can't believe you got me on a mechanic holiday.

[Jose]

Hey, but seriously, what do you want me to do with the wipers Cuz I like I turn them on and off and off and on.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, sounds really confused over here, man. Could you just give us some clarification?

[Jose]

You already.

[Jeffrey]

He says he wants eight more wiper blades. Put eight more on there.

[Jose]

Sal, can I unfreeze Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

[Ian]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

Dating has become so complicated and expensive.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Where if you don't feel it in the first 30 seconds, there's now a sentence that you can say that gives you an instant free pass to get out of it.

[Brooke]

What?

[Jose]

I didn't know that.

[Jeffrey]

So you don't have to waste either one of your times. Now, is it a little misleading, a little untruthful?

[Jake]

Sure.

[Jeffrey]

But one of our listeners says it just happened to them and they ended up deleting their Tinder because of it.

[Sal]

No.

[Jeffrey]

Will it ever be said to you? Or maybe it already has been said. You're gonna hear what it is in your brand new second date update.

[Ian]

Next, Brooke and Jeffrey in the second date update.

[Jeffrey]

Here's a little secret. When we get emails for this segment, sometimes people like to share their dating journey.

[Brooke]

Oh, there's no secret there, Jeff. It's like in the title. That's what?

[Jeffrey]

No, I mean more than just like the date that we're talking about. Like I matched with 52 people and I found 51 had dated my stepdad.

[Brooke]

I see.

[Jeffrey]

But that means this one is good to go.

[Brooke]

Man, that stepdad dad must be a pro athlete.

[Alexis]

Well, we have the context to know why they're here.

[Sal]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

It's helpful in that way. And I was just using that as an example because this segment can obviously get weird. And today our listener Melanie mentioned in her email that she had a bump in the road on her dating journey recently and she'd be willing to share that with us. So, Melanie, I know that the guy that you're emailing about, his name is Scott, but apparently there was a date scheduled before that.

[Scott]

That.

[Jeffrey]

Can you tell us that story?

[Melanie]

Yeah. So not my best moment.

[Brooke]

Oh yeah, that's right. We've always had. Everyone's had those moments.

[Jeffrey]

So what happened?

[Melanie]

So we're meeting at a bar basically, and then he texts me that he's going to be 15 minutes late and I'm like, oh, that's not a big deal. Whatever. At least he's texting me.

[Brooke]

Yeah, gave you a heads up.

[Jeffrey]

More time to take shots beforehand.

[Alexis]

Go ahead.

[Jose]

I used to do that though.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, get loose.

[Brooke]

And I'm sure that that worked out

[Alexis]

really well, for three.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Jose]

You're 15 minutes late. This is your fault.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so what happens?

[Melanie]

So he comes up to me, he shakes my hand, like, really awkwardly, and then he says, I forgot my ID at home, so sorry. I'm gonna go back and get it. And then he never comes back.

[Brooke]

Oh, girl, that's not anything to do with you. Yeah?

[Alexis]

What do you mean? Not your best moment.

[Brooke]

That's his bad.

[Jeffrey]

Why are you embarrassed about it?

[Melanie]

Well, because obviously he saw me and then didn't want to do the date.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, you think it was an excuse?

[Brooke]

I hate him. Melanie, you don't listen to him, okay? You're hot, you're beautiful. You deserve someone better than that.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, laying on a little bit thick, but.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Well, we don't really know. Messed up, man.

[Jeffrey]

It is messed up.

[Jose]

Your hand, he said.

[Brooke]

We're not defending him.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we're saying good riddance to that last guy.

[Jose]

Let's.

[Jeffrey]

Let's move on to this new guy, Scott.

[Jose]

Oh, I thought this is the guy we were calling.

[Jeffrey]

No, he was the last loser. He blew his shot. Tell us about this new.

[Melanie]

Well, I took a break from Tinder for, like, a month because that was just.

[Brooke]

Yeah, it shook you.

[Melanie]

Right? Exactly. And so I thought, okay, I'll try again. And that's when I met Scott.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Melanie]

And he asked if we could just go for a walk on our date, which I loved.

[Scott]

That idea.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, you don't need an ID to go on a walk.

[Jose]

I mean, it sounds kind of cheap to me. That's a free date,

[Brooke]

you guys. I mean, you're probably nervous even for a walk at this point because of what had just happened to you.

[Melanie]

Yeah, but it was nice. And he was really cute. He gave me a flower. Just one. But, you know, we walked a lot all around the city, just talked about all kinds of stuff, hobbies. And both of us like to travel, so we talked a lot about that.

[Jose]

Nice.

[Melanie]

And then it turns out I know one of his roommates, actually.

[Brooke]

Oh, really?

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Brooke]

That's wild.

[Melanie]

Yeah, his name is Max. And this is from, like, a few years ago. I haven't talked to him in a while. We've kind of lost touch.

[Brooke]

But. Wait, you were just friends with Max, or was there more of a situation with Max in the past?

[Melanie]

Let's say we are special friends.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

That doesn't bother you at all?

[Scott]

No.

[Melanie]

I think, though, it might have bothered Scott, and maybe that's why he's not calling me, because I think I was asking too many questions about Max.

[Scott]

Oh.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Either that or he went back and said, oh, my God, Max. And Max is like, you can't do this.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jose]

Stories about share something.

[Melanie]

I. I don't think so.

[Scott]

Okay.

[Alexis]

I mean, like, would you consider it an exo or just. You know what I mean? Like.

[Melanie]

Yeah, it's just special friends. Okay.

[Jose]

For a long time.

[Brooke]

Okay, you guys, let's get over Max. That's the whole point. We're talking about Scott, right?

[Jeffrey]

There must have been more good moments from the. The walk with Scott.

[Melanie]

Yeah, yeah. At the end I thought, okay, I'm going to make sure he knows I'm into him. And so I said, hey, do you want to go back to your place and have some fun?

[Brooke]

Whoa. After a walk in the middle of the day.

[Jose]

I like this. I like her.

[Brooke]

Broad daylight, holding a single flower.

[Jeffrey]

Of course. Jose likes.

[Jose]

Yeah, that is a.

[Alexis]

That is a big jump.

[Melanie]

Yeah, I just wanted to, you know, hang out and get to know him more.

[Jose]

Have fun, bro.

[Brooke]

Is that what you meant by have fun?

[Melanie]

What do you mean by it?

[Jeffrey]

Brooke, why don't you explain what you mean by go back to someone's place?

[Brooke]

I have a feeling that I would have taken that very wrong.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Sal]

Okay.

[Jose]

Yeah, go out.

[Jeffrey]

She busts out Scrabble.

[Jose]

Brook's like, wait a minute. Yeah, I have my pants off already.

[Jeffrey]

Sorry, Melanie. Brooke has a very, very dirty mind on this show.

[Brooke]

Everyone else thought the same.

[Jeffrey]

It was mostly you.

[Brooke]

That is not true.

[Jose]

Yeah, Brooke, come on. They just want to have fun.

[Jeffrey]

The rest of us are very wholesome, family oriented around here.

[Scott]

Melanie.

[Jeffrey]

So what does Scott say to your open invitation?

[Melanie]

He said he had a few things going on and he wasn't sure and he would text me later. Call me later.

[Jeffrey]

So after you left it with Scott, what's happened since?

[Melanie]

Nothing. I never heard from him. And it's been a couple of days now, and I texted, are you okay? And nothing.

[Brooke]

I think we're gonna get either a story from Max or, yeah, it's an

[Jose]

old story or something.

[Brooke]

Or some sort of definition of fun.

[Jeffrey]

Well, either way, you deserve to get the answers that you came here seeking. So let's reach out to Scott. We'll see if he picks up. And hopeful he can explain why he turned down your very enticing invite to hang out and play board games at his place when we do your second date update right after this. Hold on.

[Melanie]

Thank you.

[Ian]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

Second date update.

[Jeffrey]

If you're just joining us, our listener, Melanie was on a date with a guy taking a long walk through the city when she found out she knows his roommate. She described it as a, quote, special friend, fun situation, which I don't know what that means now. I thought I did, but I'm not so sure anymore.

[Jose]

Yeah, it's also true.

[Jeffrey]

Still, obviously, it complicates things. The main issue being she spent a lot of time asking about the roommate and much less time actually talking about Scott. Her date, himself.

[Brooke]

But she tried to make up for it.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, she did.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

That's why I'm.

[Brooke]

She realized it.

[Jeffrey]

She had kind of an invitation back to her. Her place and back to his place.

[Brooke]

Any place, anywhere would have worked, but

[Jeffrey]

just to hang out.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Again, don't know exactly what the situation is, but clearly he has not spoken to her since. So my theory, Melanie, Is it possible Scott went back to his roommate, told him the story, and the roomie said, whoa, be careful. She's wifey material? And that thought scared me.

[Scott]

Him.

[Jeffrey]

What do you think?

[Jose]

She's perfect.

[Melanie]

Everyone was thinking, Jeff, I don't think that's it.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Melanie]

But I don't know.

[Brooke]

Well. Well, I mean, it's still on the table.

[Jeffrey]

You wouldn't describe yourself as wifey material.

[Jose]

Should think that's it.

[Melanie]

I mean, I guess. Yeah.

[Sal]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

See, anything's a possibility. Let's call Scott. We'll see if he even picks up and hopefully can clear this whole situation up. Are you ready, Melanie?

[Melanie]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

All right, let's get some answers.

[Melanie]

Excited. Like, really excited.

[Brooke]

Maybe we should tone that back a little bit. Little concerned about that. Let's maybe take a deep breath and.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, Brooke, that's good advice. I'm gonna take a deep breath right now before we make this call.

[Jose]

Nice.

[Brooke]

It is good. It resets.

[Alexis]

This is wasting our time, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

It was Brooke's advice. Okay, I'm just gonna dial the number. Here we go.

[Scott]

Go. Hello?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, is this Scott?

[Scott]

Yeah. Who's calling, please?

[Jeffrey]

Hey, Scott, you're on a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and the entire world is listening. How are you doing?

[Alexis]

Dramatic.

[Brooke]

Really overshot that.

[Scott]

Yeah. I mean, is this a prank?

[Jose]

The entire world thing is. Yeah, we do.

[Brooke]

We do pranks. We do that.

[Jeffrey]

But that's not what this segment is.

[Melanie]

Is.

[Jeffrey]

We're calling because you made one of our listeners sad by ghosting her after your date.

[Scott]

Who?

[Brooke]

Okay, who?

[Jeffrey]

That's a good question. It's a woman named Melanie.

[Brooke]

A lovely woman you went on a walk with.

[Scott]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm. Are you guys serious?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Scott]

For real.

[Jeffrey]

This is a segment we do called Second Date Update. Trying to give you a chance.

[Scott]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not. This has got to be a joke. I'm not. I'm not doing this.

[Brooke]

Hold on, hold on. Crazy is kind of a wild reaction. You guys went on a walk together?

[Scott]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. Did she call? Like, what is.

[Brooke]

I don't think I said about Melanie.

[Jeffrey]

I know this is an overwhelming experience for you, Scott. We're calling you out of the blue, and I get that, but we're just trying to give you a chance to explain why after the date, Melanie hasn't heard from you. Because she's confused.

[Scott]

I don't think I should be talking to you about this. Honestly, I don't know what to say.

[Jeffrey]

Why?

[Scott]

Yeah, really?

[Brooke]

Okay. She did tell us that she knows your roommate from the past.

[Scott]

Are you kidding me? No. Like, I. Yes, she knows my roommate. Like, I don't know. She called you guys. This is crazy. You understand?

[Jeffrey]

Why are you having this reaction, Scott?

[Scott]

I don't. I don't. I don't even want to say much. Like, I. I don't. I don't want to talk about this. I don't want to know anything about. I don't want to be involved in. In this at all.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so did you tell your roommate that you went out with her?

[Scott]

Yeah, I told my roommate I went out with her.

[Brooke]

Like, okay, okay, that's where we need to go next. What did the roommate say?

[Jeffrey]

What was the reaction?

[Scott]

He freaked the out.

[Brooke]

Why?

[Scott]

I tell him. I tell him I go on this date with this girl named Melanie, and he looks at me like I have four heads.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Scott]

And he's just like, let me see. I showed you him her picture and he just. Without saying anything or doing anything else, he just takes his phone out of his pocket and he dials 91 1.

[Brooke]

What?

[Scott]

He's like, dude, did she follow you home? Did she just know where you live?

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. Is she stalking your roommate?

[Scott]

I don't know. I don't know anything. The cops, they show up?

[Brooke]

No, they actually came?

[Scott]

Yes, they came. And there's like, footprints in our backyard. And he's like, like, thinking it's her. And, like, I'm asking him about it and he's like, didn't want to talk about it. Like, I don't know anything. I don't want to know.

[Jeffrey]

So, Scott, your roommate didn't say anything about this. Like, did he provide any background?

[Scott]

No, he. He was just like, dude, leave it don't get involved. This is bad enough.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, my God.

[Brooke]

Okay, if the cops show up, that's all the background we need, Jeff. Okay, cops don't just show up up when you see picture. Picture of someone on a dating app,

[Jose]

a history of something.

[Jeffrey]

I've had cops show up randomly and tear their pants off, but that was for a different sort. Well, they s dressed like them.

[Brooke]

No. Okay, this is so bad.

[Jeffrey]

So, I mean, at this point, what do we do?

[Brooke]

Well, we have to tell them I'm

[Jeffrey]

with you, but I. I don't know the right way to do it.

[Brooke]

Not freaking out about this. We should not have her trying to

[Jeffrey]

stay calm and keep the situation tame.

[Jose]

Do we hang up because.

[Jeffrey]

Because, Scott, here's what you need to know. And don't freak out about it.

[Alexis]

Or do freak out.

[Jeffrey]

Please don't. But Melanie is actually on this phone call right now listening to it.

[Scott]

No, no, it's okay.

[Sal]

Hold on.

[Brooke]

I'm so sorry. We are so sorry. Scott.

[Scott]

I gotta. I can't talk to. I can't talk to her.

[Jeffrey]

You don't have to talk to her. Just hear her out for one second and then if not, we can always have you leave.

[Jose]

But Melanie here.

[Melanie]

Hi, Scott. I miss you.

[Jose]

Are you outside of someone's house? Where are you?

[Scott]

What? I.

[Melanie]

What do you mean, where am I? I'm home.

[Brooke]

Girl. Why are you being so calm? I know they called the cops on you and the cops showed up. What is. What is going on?

[Melanie]

Listen, you know how Max is. He can be a little bit of a drama king. He can overreact. You live with him, you know.

[Scott]

No, no, Max is super chill. He's the chillest guy I know.

[Melanie]

The fact that he thought I followed you home, that's really funny. Funny?

[Jeffrey]

Why. Why would that be funny, Melanie?

[Brooke]

Were you in their backyard?

[Melanie]

Look, that was just a special friend misunderstanding. And if Max doesn't want to be in touch anymore, just have to be okay with it anymore.

[Scott]

Stop calling him a special friend. You kept saying that on our date and it's. It's weird. You're weird.

[Melanie]

Well, did you talk to him about me? Does he forgive me? Because I forgive him.

[Jeffrey]

Forgive for what?

[Brooke]

Did you.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, what would require forgiveness?

[Melanie]

Yeah, look, just because him and I a no go, it doesn't mean that you and I, Scott, don't have a path to the future.

[Jeffrey]

You really have a talent for skirting around what's actually happening.

[Brooke]

Did you just. Did you find Scott because of his roommate online?

[Melanie]

Scott, I can explain it all to you later. I'M not gonna do it here on the radio.

[Brooke]

Don't, Melanie.

[Melanie]

It will make you laugh, I promise. It's all very silly.

[Scott]

Melanie, we would like you to never contact us again. That's the bottom line. Don't ever call the radio. Call what? The news. Don't contact us again.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, I feel like now someone's being a little bit controlling in the relationship.

[Brooke]

Jeff, Jeff, this is not a time to be sarcastic.

[Jeffrey]

Sometimes when you want something done, it's helpful to do a compliment sandwich. So why don't you say one nice thing about Melanie and then tell her never to stalk you again?

[Melanie]

Go ahead.

[Jeffrey]

She would really like that.

[Scott]

Melanie. You know, like, I appreciated the compliment about my shiny hair, but, like, it's kind of creepy.

[Brooke]

Yeah, probably making hair dolls

[Jose]

yesterday.

[Brooke]

Melanie, you got to leave these men alone. They do not want to talk to you.

[Jeffrey]

They're sending you a very clear signal right now.

[Melanie]

Scott, if you change your mind, you know where to find me. And we can have a lot of fun together.

[Alexis]

Now I'm scared what her fun is to.

[Scott]

I will remember that. All right.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not even going to offer for another date. I feel like we got the information that we need. Needed. Hopefully, Scott, you got a little bit of closure out of this experience. And if you need more evidence, you can find the podcast up at Brooke and Jeffrey.

[Brooke]

Good plug, Jeff.

[Jose]

Good plug.

[Scott]

Yeah. Thanks,

[Sal]

Melody.

[Jose]

Usually the message when we hang up,

[Brooke]

Melody, don't call us for another date. Second date, either.

[Ian]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jake]

Wow.

[Jeffrey]

If we had known what she was really trying to do there, then we never would have made that call.

[Jose]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah, I think that is an important thing to be said.

[Sal]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, we were misled.

[Jose]

Definitely.

[Jeffrey]

But it just occurred to me at the end of her first date when she said, why don't we go back to your place and have some fun? Now I know what fun means to her. I get it.

[Brooke]

It's still not fun to me. That's so weird.

[Jeffrey]

But to her. I want to confront your roommate for the restraining order he just filed against me. That's fun for her.

[Alexis]

Never would have guessed that that was

[Jose]

not on my list.

[Brooke]

Why do the ones that sound so normal

[Jeffrey]

just turn out to be the most fun?

[Jose]

Like, hey, I'm stalking you, but you got nothing to worry about.

[Alexis]

You're ruining the word fun for me.

[Jeffrey]

She did pull the old Trojan horse move, though. She's not going to break into the opponent apartment. She's gonna get invited in by the roommate with the promise of good times.

[Jose]

What a coincidence. You guys are roommates?

[Alexis]

Weird.

[Brooke]

I love how she was like. Well, how would I have known that he was his roommate?

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Did I just lock the door behind us as we stepped in here? How did that happen?

[Brooke]

Anyway, okay, let's be safe everybody.

[Jeffrey]

I will say we blocked her phone and we blocked her email after. Afterwards, so we should not be hearing from her again. Okay, good.

[Brooke]

And I hope those guys move soon. Yeah, quickly.

[Jeffrey]

But we do need to hear from you. If you need help with your dating life, email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling.

[Sal]

Fun.

[Jeffrey]

It's gonna be so fun.

[Brooke]

Can we just say, if police are already involved, please don't contact us.

[Jeffrey]

Good disclaimer.

[Ian]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

You know who deserves a raise on this show?

[Alexis]

Ashton.

[Jeffrey]

Yes.

[Alexis]

Oh, Ashley.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah, her too.

[Jeffrey]

Before any of those people.

[Brooke]

Oh, Jake as well.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, my therapist.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Jeffrey]

Because I spent an entire two hour session crying, talking about how I couldn't stop my brain from changing the lyrics of a Harry Styles song to be about Olive Garden. Oh, it just was right there.

[Brooke]

An hour of work.

[Jeffrey]

Oh no, an hour of conversation.

[Jose]

Wow.

[Brooke]

Wow, sounds deep.

[Jeffrey]

It was.

[Brooke]

I'm sorry. I take it back, Ashton.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, the therapist deserves it. Merino era in my eye.

[Alexis]

Brutal.

[Jeffrey]

You could see how much she had to suffer.

[Brooke]

I. Yes.

[Jeffrey]

And at the end I took a peek at her notes and all she'd written down were the words unlimited bread sticks and circled it twice.

[Jose]

Delicious.

[Brooke]

Was she hungry? Was that a prescription for you?

[Jeffrey]

I don't know.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

I'm wondering, does anybody else feel my pain? Cuz we've got the makings of another two hour therapy session with my brand new song of the week. It's coming up right up after this. It is time for my song of the week. All right, Jeff, it's Brook and blah blah in the morning and what's going on in the world right now? Yes, the Odyssey is number one at the box office in theaters. The World cup just finished. Baseball is back.

[Jose]

Yay.

[Brooke]

Let's go.

[Jeffrey]

The Love Island Season 8 is still coming to grips over the explosive casa. A more aftermath during movie nighted weeks ago. But no, the bombshell that Julie had dropped. That was ridiculous.

[Sal]

Wow.

[Jose]

I have no idea what.

[Jeffrey]

Thank you for faking it, Alexa. So pretty much business as usual for America in July. Yeah, except for one little hairball sized minion who is trending on every social media platform that's every ever been created.

[Brooke]

Go give him the respect that is earned.

[Jeffrey]

He deserves it. I'm of course talking about the short spined raccoon named Jimothy.

[Jose]

I feel like he's the only viral animal that's probably actually viral.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah, that's literally. You got to get a rabie shot after you come across.

[Jeffrey]

If you haven't seen him in the news or on a mural by your bus stop. Seriously, just google him, cuz he is the latest greatest thing since Oscar. Oscar Meyer made their wieners 15% girthier.

[Jose]

Wow, that was a big day.

[Brooke]

It was a big moment for Jeff anyway.

[Jeffrey]

I'll never forget that.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

But he has captured the hearts and the minds of bored citizens everywhere.

[Brooke]

That's right.

[Jeffrey]

Who are looking at their phones, saying things like, oh, look how cute he is trying to climb a stair.

[Jose]

Yeah. So cute.

[Jeffrey]

I don't care if he has rabies, I'll share my lunch with him. So audience autograph seekers have descended on the Seattle suburb where he roams in an attempt to get selfies. Some people are selling merch. It's actually gotten way out of control.

[Brooke]

Well, I mean, do we live in this country if there isn't a capitalistic take on this stuff?

[Jake]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

It's so nobody owns the legal right to it. Yeah, it has gotten so out of control that even I have written a song about it. Yes, yes. Celebrating the legend, life and the legend of this fuzzy little bowling ball. And that's why instead of singing Amy Winehouse's Valerie, it's young Jeffrey's Jimothy.

[Sal]

Let's go.

[Jose]

Great.

[Jeffrey]

All right. This is for you, little guy. I'll point when I'm ready. Point.

[Sal]

Well, his spine is the size of an elf as he scurries cross the dumpster Stuffing french fries in his cheeks until they're full But I swear he's not a hamster it looks like a dinner roll Buttered up with confidence Though it's. It takes him half an hour just to climb over a fence. A little midnight stoner on the hunt for some old KFC Come tip my trash can over Jim Trash Buffett old fish fillet. He's a pint sized alpha male Danny DeVito with a tail little backsuit soldier he's the smallest little blip in a game of Battleship he be the patroller lady Vermin everywhere come from miles so they can bear Jimmy's babies. Cause he's a lover, not a fight. But if you cross him, he may bite you and give you rabies

[Scott]

with

[Sal]

each new video Got the country more obsessed. It won't be long till he appears up on Hot wings as a guest he's taking the world over like a tiny raccoon. Mini Mae finally giving Short King's victory. Jimothy. Celebrity Jimothy. Yeah. The crowds gather round just to film as he squeezes through a gutter

[Scott]

he

[Sal]

passes out behind Seattle's record scores. Could he get any more grunger?

[Jeffrey]

If trash is by your home with

[Sal]

his aura you'll be blessed like a furby with more flair A little gray ball of success.

[Jeffrey]

Mu dang at best.

[Sal]

Move over. No other creature alive could take away from our little garbage Yoda. Jim. Short and sway. Oh, Jimothy. A little Hercules fell out of a train here to stay. If you're hungry, come tip my trash can over. Jim a fan? Yes.

[Brooke]

Oh my God. Can you imagine how viral your trash can would be? I mean, are people leaving food out for Jimothy at this point?

[Sal]

You should.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, go drop a donut on the street corner for our local neighborhood fuzzball. But that's your song of the week.

[Brooke]

He is like Danny DeVito with a tail.

[Sal]

He is.

[Jeffrey]

He's our little hero and we love him. So you can go share this video we're going to post. Post it up on all of our socials at brookeandjeffrey, on YouTube, on TikTok, Instagram, all the places. Yes, and share it with a fellow Jimothy lover or with Jimothy himself. He deserves to hear this.

[Brooke]

I mean, maybe it's Brooke and Jimothy in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

I support it. Get the petition started.

[Ian]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Jeffrey]

I'm not exaggerating when I say this call has been literal years in the making. Our listener Ian is on the phone right now.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

Been a fan of the show forever. And apparently he's been trying to call in to this segment to play Brooke for years.

[Alexis]

Oh, did you tell him you don't

[Brooke]

like people with only three letters in their name?

[Jeffrey]

Is that why it's not the situation he hasn't been able to to get through. Ian, explain why what happened?

[Scott]

What's up, Jeffrey? Hey, guys.

[Brooke]

Ian, talk into your phone. What?

[Scott]

Oh, you're my. Too far away.

[Jeffrey]

No, you're. You're fine. I think you're okay. What. What's happened? Why I haven't been able to get in?

[Scott]

Well, let tell Bert to turn up her. Her hearing aid.

[Brooke]

Well played, Ian. Well played.

[Jeffrey]

Why haven't been able to reach us?

[Scott]

Well, because I guess I just don't know how. How to call because I kept on calling the wrong number and I kept on getting a timeshare guy.

[Brooke]

You Kept you. Kept calling the wrong number and getting it. Did you own a timeshare now?

[Scott]

Well, I did, yeah. I owned one for about four years, thanks to Brook and Jeffrey.

[Jeffrey]

Man, it's really hard to get on Brooke and Jeffrey. You got to buy a whole property.

[Brooke]

Sounds like shooting fish in a barrel, man.

[Jeffrey]

Well, you finally made it through. Ian. We're going to talk to you about a condo property we have in Hawaii. After we're done here, we can get

[Jose]

money out of him.

[Jeffrey]

But let's play the game first. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

[Scott]

Yes.

[Jeffrey]

All right, man, you've been waiting years for this. Let's do it. Your time starts now. Jennifer Lopez celebrates a birthday today. How many times has she been married?

[Scott]

Oh, three.

[Jeffrey]

In which decade did the first Indiana Jones movie debut? 70s, 80s, or 90s? What Latin phrase is used when an attorney is representing someone?

[Brooke]

One.

[Jeffrey]

For free.

[Scott]

Oh, pro se.

[Jeffrey]

Phil Knight is the famous founder of what athletic wear company?

[Scott]

Nike.

[Jeffrey]

Based on the way it faces. Does the Statue of Liberty see the sun set or the sun rise each day?

[Scott]

Sunrise.

[Jeffrey]

Larry Birds, an NBA hall of Fame basketball star who played for what team? For 13 seasons.

[Brooke]

Made it count.

[Jake]

Years to make it.

[Jeffrey]

That's right.

[Brooke]

Right.

[Jeffrey]

Worth the wait. Now Brooke is back in the studio and. Ian, what are you gonna be doing for fun this summer besides buying timeshares?

[Scott]

I'm getting ready to host a huge barbecue about 30, 40 people over.

[Jose]

Where's our invite?

[Sal]

Ian?

[Scott]

There you go. I got your number. Now you call me up. You guys are more than. You guys are more than welcome to come. It's next Saturday. It's August 1st. It's my birthday. You guys are all welcome to come.

[Jeffrey]

Nice. What's on the menu?

[Sal]

You.

[Scott]

I'm thinking carne asada.

[Jose]

Oh, my kind of guy.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Jose]

Hey, Brooke makes a mean blue cheese cheeseburger that Jeffrey hates.

[Jeffrey]

Do you like some mold in your taco? Cuz she'll. She'll pop that in there for you.

[Scott]

I'm okay. I was. I expected her to bring her own veggie patty or something.

[Sal]

That's true.

[Jose]

She bring like a KE wobble or

[Brooke]

some weird oysters and a corn salad.

[Scott]

Oh, God.

[Jose]

Oyster.

[Brooke]

Serve it warm.

[Jeffrey]

Okay. Our stomachs can only take so much. Let's just get to the. The part where Brooke answers questions. Are you ready, Brooke?

[Sal]

Yeah.

[Ian]

Ready.

[Jeffrey]

Your time starts now. Jennifer Lopez celebrates a birthday today. How Many times has she been married?

[Alexis]

4.

[Jeffrey]

In which decade did the first Indiana Jones movie debut? 70s, 80s or 90s?

[Brooke]

80s.

[Jeffrey]

What Latin phrase is used when an attorney is representing someone for free promotion?

[Brooke]

Bono.

[Jeffrey]

Phil Knight is the famous founder of what athletic wear company?

[Brooke]

Nike.

[Jeffrey]

Based on the way it faces. Does the Statue of Liberty see the sun set or the sun rise each day?

[Brooke]

Sunrise.

[Jeffrey]

Larry Bird is an NBA hall of Fame basketball star who played for what team?

[Brooke]

For 13 seasons, Larry Bird played for the SuperSonics.

[Jeffrey]

Interesting call there. Let's go to the scoreboard. We're gonna see how you both did with our own Jose no Bowl Boy Melanios.

[Jose]

Ian, you got four correct today, man.

[Scott]

A solid. A solid.

[Jose]

It is a good score. You only got, like, two wrong, Brooke.

[Brooke]

Yep, five correct.

[Ian]

Oh, wait.

[Brooke]

Could you say it again? Because my hearing aids were down.

[Scott]

Could you?

[Brooke]

I'd like to hear it one more time.

[Jose]

Five.

[Brooke]

Did you hear that? You had five.

[Jeffrey]

I'm sorry, Brooke. Did you dirty on your first try?

[Brooke]

You were better friends with a timeshare guy than us, huh?

[Scott]

She gets an extra jello cup today.

[Jeffrey]

Let's go over the answers for everybody. Jennifer Lopez has a birthday today. She has been married four times. The first Indiana Jones movie debuted in the 1980s and 1981. The Latin phrase used when an attorney's representing someone for free is pro bono. Phil Knights, famous founder of Nike athletic wear, rare and based on the way it faces. Statue of Liberty sees the sun rise every day because she faces east towards the ocean. Finally, Larry Bird is an NBA hall of Fame basketball star who played for the Boston Celtics.

[Brooke]

Oh, yeah, that's right. I can picture him.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, well, Ian, I'm sorry, man. It was not enough to beat Brooke. But just for playing, you do win a pair of tickets to see Ed Sheeran in concert at lumen field on August 1st.

[Scott]

What?

[Sal]

Are you kidding me?

[Brooke]

Cancel the barbecue.

[Scott]

Hey, we're all going to the barbecue with Animal. Go next year. Let's go.

[Brooke]

There you go.

[Jeffrey]

How does it feel to finally, after a whole decade, talk to us? I'm guessing my voice sounds younger. Brook sounds older, but what do you think?

[Melanie]

Okay.

[Scott]

I'm looking forward to doing it again and again and again. So they say, never meet your hero. So I'm glad I didn't.

[Brooke]

Oh, man.

[Jake]

Glad he didn't.

[Jeffrey]

And we have to have you back on.

[Jose]

Yeah, you're funny, bro.

[Brooke]

I mean, he'll obviously call again if he kept calling the time share guy again and again.

[Jose]

Only person have a timeshare. Tell him to stop calling.

[Melanie]

Yeah, man.

[Jeffrey]

Well, it's awesome having you on. Can't wait to have you back. We're going to do Winbrook's buck same time on Monday.

[Ian]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.