Alexis Asks You Out: Make Out Mess Up

Summary

Podcast Summary: Brooke and Jeffrey – Second Date Update

Episode: "Alexis Asks You Out: Make Out Mess Up"

Release Date: March 19, 2026
Podcast Host: iHeartPodcasts
Format: Comedy, Call-in, Relationship/Date Troubleshooting

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Episode Overview

This episode features a twist on Brooke and Jeffrey’s classic “Second Date Update.” Instead of the usual follow-up with someone who ghosted after a first date, the crew debuts a brand new, cringeworthy segment: "Alexis Asks You Out." In this reversal, Alexis, one of the co-hosts, is tasked with asking out a woman (Jenna) on behalf of a male listener (Connor)—all live on air. What follows is an awkward, hilarious, and ultimately unsuccessful attempt at matchmaking, filled with memorable banter and unsparing honesty.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Segment Setup and Cast Jokes

[04:14–06:36]

• The hosts introduce the experimental segment, joking about previous stunts (Brooke breaking up with people on a listener’s behalf) and hyping the emotional intensity.

• Key banter:

  • “Look how big Brooke is smiling, thinking about the last time she broke up a happy couple.” — Alexis [06:11]
  • “Way to make someone else’s breakup about you, Brooke.” — Alexis [06:19]

• Alexis is taken by surprise and a bit uncomfortable about being set up to do something “cringey and new”—making the call for a listener to try to secure a date.

2. Connor’s Situation: The ‘Make Out Mess Up’

[07:12–11:09]

• Connor (Listener) introduces his problem:
  • Met Jenna three weeks ago at a party, made out, and felt a real connection.
  • Since then, he’s been ghosted, and hears from Jenna’s friends that he’s not her type and she may regret the make-out.
• Hosts dig for detail:
  • “How much did you drink at the party? You think she remembers you?” — Brooke [09:03]
  • Connor claims both were “buzzing, but not blackout.”
• Connor is nervous about direct outreach because of cloudy signals from Jenna’s friends.
• Discussion of Connor’s selling points devolves into mockery:
  • “I’ve got a really cool DVD collection.” — Connor [11:02]
  • Hosts joke about using this as a “selling point” for the date.

3. The Call: Alexis Asks Jenna Out for Connor

[13:54–18:46]

• Alexis nervously dials Jenna, attempting to explain the situation and advocate for Connor, while the hosts alternately support and sabotage the process:

  • Jenna is confused and somewhat bewildered by the call.
  • Key rejection:
    • “Well, he’s 5’8” and I just don’t date guys under 5’11” — Jenna [15:06]
    • “But short guys work harder!” — Alexis, trying to spin the positive [15:18]
    • Jenna is unmoved: “So I should be into him because all girls aren’t?” [15:35]

• Other complaints about Connor:

  • Wore “so much cologne it set off the smoke alarm” [16:13]
  • His shirt said “I flexed and the sleeves fell off”—but he doesn’t have the muscles to match [16:47; 17:02]
  • He talked endlessly about his DVD collection and how many push-ups he can do [17:11]
  • “You have given me no compelling reasons to reconsider my position.” — Jenna [17:39]

• Negotiation Climaxes:

  • Alexis downsells the stakes: “Just one date, 30 minutes, even less. Just say yes.” [18:13]
  • Jenna’s terms: “Okay, I’ll do 15 minutes. No Rolling Rock, no graphic T-shirt, no push-ups, no DVDs, and no cologne.” [18:30]
  • “Perfect. She said yes!” — Alexis [18:45]

4. The Meltdown (and Meltdown Reversal)

[18:47–20:51]

• Connor rejoins the call, hearing all the complaints.
  • “Wow, she sounded like a piece of work, actually.” — Connor [18:57]
  • Jenna, realizing Connor is on the line, immediately retracts her yes: “No, no, I’m not doing this.” [19:46]
• The hosts reflect on the crash:
  • “Alexis asked you out backfires because of our listener being stupid.” — Brooke [19:51]
  • General consensus: both parties are put off by what they heard and the segment collapses in real time.

5. Debrief & Reflection

[22:58–24:06]

• Alexis and Brooke process the awkwardness of the segment:
  • “Was it as uncomfortable as it looked and sounded?” — Jeffrey [23:09]
  • “More probably.” — Alexis
  • “Sorry, Connor.” — Brooke [23:24]
• They consider whether Alexis should ever do this segment again, inviting listener feedback.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Alexis’s Preparation:

  • “Alexis, as you can hear, knew absolutely nothing about this beforehand. She has not been prepped. Not that that would have helped at all.” — Jeffrey [06:51]

• Jenna’s Brutal Honesty:

  • “Well, he’s 5’8 and I just don’t date guys that are under 5’11.” — Jenna [15:06]
  • “He wore so much cologne that it set off the smoke alarm.” — Jenna [16:13]
  • “You have given me no compelling reasons to reconsider my position.” — Jenna [17:39]
  • “Oh, no honey, he’s not rich. He was drinking Rolling Rock.” — Jenna [17:47]

• The ‘Win’:

  • “Okay, I’ll do 15 minutes. No Rolling Rock, no graphic T-shirt with the sleeves cut off. And no push-ups. And no DVDs.” — Jenna [18:30]

• Everything Falls Apart:

  • “Wow, she sounded like a piece of work, actually.” — Connor [18:57]
  • “I didn't know he was listening. No, I'm not doing this.” — Jenna [19:46]
  • “I'm sorry I did all that. Alexis asks you out backfires because of our listener being stupid.” — Brooke [19:51]

• Show Reflection:

  • “Alexis asks you out was a success. Ish.” — Alexis [24:00]
  • “Should we do it again?” — Jeffrey [24:06]

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Important Timestamps

• [04:14] – Main episode kicks off, new segment introduced
• [07:12] – Connor explains how he met Jenna and what happened
• [13:54] – The call to Jenna begins
• [15:06–17:39] – Jenna’s complaints and Alexis’s attempts at persuasion
• [18:30] – Jenna agrees to a 15-minute date, with many conditions
• [18:57–19:46] – Connor rejoins, date opportunity falls apart
• [23:09–24:06] – Aftermath, reflections, and listener feedback invitation

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Episode Tone and Style

• Language/Style: Fast-paced, improvisational, sarcastic, and self-deprecating; a mix of earnest attempts at matchmaking with undercutting humor and playful cruelty.
• Overall Vibe:
  • Deeply awkward and entertaining, with hosts laughing at their own failed experiment.
  • The honesty is unsparing from both Jenna and the show crew, with Alexis gamely trying to “sell” a date and ultimately reflecting on the disaster.

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Listener Takeaways

• The episode is a comedy of errors: no romance is sparked, but the entertainment is high.
• The cast is willing to try (and publicize) even their most awkward ideas for laughs—and is self-aware about their success rate ("low success...high entertainment").
• Listeners are encouraged to suggest if “Alexis Asks You Out” should return—or to volunteer their own dating mishaps for future segments.

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For more:

• Find the full show and all segment archives, including “Second Date Update,” “Alexis Asks You Out,” and “Brooke Breaks You Up,” on iHeartRadio, Apple Podcasts, and Spotify.

Transcript

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[Jeffrey]

I am so excited for the comment section today. Oh no.

[Brooke]

Literally, y' all are gonna die with

[Jeffrey]

this brand new segment. We've never tried this before. Alexis has definitely never tried this before and it's happening right now. Thank you for finding the Brooke and Jeffrey Second Date podcast. We are so glad you're and we do try to read every comment and even feature some of them so please tap away. Let us know your thoughts.

[Brooke]

Yes. And one person, Mr. Mexicans, said, I always wait to start getting ready for work until I have a new episode to listen to. So if I'm ever late, I will be blaming a radio show 2,000 miles away. There you go.

[Jeffrey]

And just so you know, it's Alexis that posts it, so.

[Brooke]

Hey, it's not me. It's the WiFi.

[Jeffrey]

No, whatever. It's your Starbucks run.

[Brooke]

Let's be honest.

[Jeffrey]

All right, here we go. Your brand new episodes starts right now.

[Alexis]

You've heard the phrase pulling a bait and switch, where you're expecting one thing to happen and then suddenly something completely different.

[Producer/Co-host]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Well, we just pulled maybe the biggest bait and switch move we've ever done. And I could tell you one person in this room was very happy about it. The other was absolutely not. And you're going to hear that coming up in another brand new segment right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you're a listener to this show, you may remember a segment that we did, we've only done it a couple times, called brooke breaks you up, where a guy or gal will come on the show saying they want to dump their significant other and they just need a little bit of help. And the last time that we did this, Brooke broke up with a single working mother of three. The guy wasn't even sure that he wanted to do it.

[Jeffrey]

It.

[Alexis]

Brooke just took the reins and said, I'll do it. And she enjoyed it.

[Producer/Co-host]

And I think the quote was your garbage.

[Alexis]

Look how big Brooke is smiling, thinking about the last time she broke up a happy couple.

[Jeffrey]

This segment is so emotionally taxing on me.

[Alexis]

Okay, way to make somebody else's breakup about you, bro. Yeah, good job.

[Producer/Co-host]

You're about to spring a breakup on somebody and you're worried about yourself already.

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Alexis]

So is that what's happening today? Fortunately, no. Kill the music, Ashton. Kill the music. We're not doing that.

[Jeffrey]

What are we doing?

[Alexis]

Instead of Brooke breaks you up, we're doing an even cringier segment called alexis asks you out.

[Brooke]

No. Yes. I'm so here for this.

[Producer/Co-host]

Has she ever asked a guy out?

[Brooke]

And why would I?

[Alexis]

Now, Alexis, as you can hear, knew absolutely nothing about this beforehand. She has not been prepped. Not that that would have helped at all. But her job today is to help one of our listeners score a first date with a special someone. And who are we helping out today? A guy named Connor who wants to ask out his crush.

[Brooke]

Oh, I thought I was going to get to help a girl, I have to help a guy.

[Jeffrey]

Don't you think that's going to be easier? You just can guide him to say what you would want to hear.

[Alexis]

No, Alexis, you're going to be doing the asking on his behalf. So it's a girl to girl chat that's called Alexis asks you out.

[Jeffrey]

I thought it was called simp on the line.

[Alexis]

Okay, we're gonna edit that one out.

[Jeffrey]

Like you can't do it yourself.

[Alexis]

Connor, I mean Brooke, you know, you don't know the situation. Let's hear him out. Connor, welcome to the show, man.

[Connor (Listener)]

Hey, how's it going guys?

[Jeffrey]

Okay, sorry, we're gonna be open here. What's up, Connor?

[Alexis]

Normally we start this off with a little fact finding mission. Asking Connor questions about this girl that he likes. But not today. Remember this is Alexis asks you out. So Alexis, you have the floor. Whatever you want to talk about with Connor, go ahead and make it quick because we do have to make the call in a minute and a half.

[Brooke]

Really should have prepped me. We're doing the call now. Tell me about her. What's her name? Where do you meet her? Why does it she like you? I need to know.

[Alexis]

Okay, start with the name maybe.

[Connor (Listener)]

Okay, so I met Jenna three weeks ago at a party and we made out. We had a great time. It was like a very good strong connection. Now I haven't heard from her in a few weeks now and the vibes I'm getting from her friends is that maybe she regrets it or like kind of like I might not be her type, but I'm not really sure.

[Jeffrey]

He's not gonna let that deter him, Alexis.

[Alexis]

Don't worry, nor should you.

[Connor (Listener)]

Well, this is why I need your guys help. And I want to shoot my shot about going on another date.

[Alexis]

Well, a first date it sounds like. Yeah, yeah, you just had a make out one time at a party.

[Connor (Listener)]

Yeah, I guess the first date. Exactly, A proper first date. But you know, when I wrote in I thought Brooke would be helping me, but your producer said Alex, this would be perfect.

[Alexis]

That's a good call. Good call.

[Brooke]

Can I ask how much you drank at the party? Do you both like. You think she remembers you?

[Alexis]

That seems like a relevant question.

[Connor (Listener)]

I mean we were, you know, we were buzzing but we weren't like. I wouldn't say anyone was. Blackout.

[Producer/Co-host]

Okay, that's good.

[Alexis]

Okay, so it still counts.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, what's the next question? Alexis?

[Brooke]

Okay, Barack always likes to make this not shallow. And ask what did you like about her besides her looks?

[Jeffrey]

You Always ask that why he isn't just doing this? Like, what, what is he scared about?

[Connor (Listener)]

Aside from being really hot girl? Like, she had a very bold personality and was very confident and I liked that. She was just very. Yeah, she came up to me, actually. That's how we started talking and.

[Brooke]

Okay, now then what she said, why aren't you doing this yourself?

[Connor (Listener)]

I'm a little nervous because of what some of her friends have said. Like, you know, she does this and then she regrets it the next day.

[Jeffrey]

God, why would you regret making out at a party? Yeah, what a waste of energy. Just enjoy it.

[Alexis]

Alexis, you've never made out with a guy that you didn't joke, genuinely have feelings for, right?

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Yeah.

[Connor (Listener)]

I will say this. Her friend has been very, very responsive. And you know, and I'm like, are you. Is she interested? And she's trying to curb on her best friend. I don't know, it's. It's a little weird.

[Brooke]

Oh, so you think not one, but two of them are into you then?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Like her and her friend?

[Connor (Listener)]

Yeah, exactly. That's pretty much it. All right.

[Alexis]

Alexis, do you feel like you have enough information to ask this girl out on Connor's behalf?

[Brooke]

Yeah. Do we need to know what type of date though? Like, can I promise her something big? This is gonna be a big date.

[Alexis]

How much money do you have?

[Connor (Listener)]

We don't want to bribe her into going out.

[Alexis]

Oh, Alexa's gonna have to figure out

[Jeffrey]

another modern day date.

[Connor (Listener)]

Let's do. Let's do drinks and dinner. Or maybe let's just do drinks and then if it's a vibe, like we could go to dinner after.

[Jeffrey]

Is there any other bennies? Like, why would someone want to date him?

[Brooke]

Why would someone want to date you? Sorry, that was supposed to sound.

[Alexis]

That sounded very genuine.

[Brooke]

Genuine question. Good job, very supportive.

[Connor (Listener)]

I mean, I'm a cool guy. I like to hang and like. Yeah, I got this really cool DVD collection. I think she'd be in the.

[Alexis]

Oh, let's lead with that.

[Brooke]

I'm not gonna mention.

[Alexis]

Are you sure?

[Brooke]

You have so much to work with here.

[Alexis]

Okay.

[Producer/Co-host]

I got every video of Lord of the Rings girl.

[Alexis]

Yeah, I don't think we could take any more information from Connor because for the first time ever in the history of this show, Alexis asks you out, is gonna attempt to swindle Jenna into going out with the guy she says is not her typ, and maybe even gave her the serious ick. I might have just added that on my own. You get the picture. It's a serious undertaking. And Alexis is gonna make that call with Alexis asks you out right after this.

[Brooke]

I can't wait.

[Alexis]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. The radio show that's doing segments nobody else in the world is willing to try.

[Jeffrey]

That's right.

[Brooke]

Let's go, Jeff. For good reason.

[Alexis]

This one's called Alexis asks you out where our resident Gen Z blonde. Ish, question mark.

[Brooke]

It's blonde.

[Alexis]

Boldly raised her hand and said, I volunteer to help our listeners. Yes, this is all her idea.

[Brooke]

I can't believe you just came charging

[Jeffrey]

into the producer studio and said that to him. Uh huh.

[Alexis]

So brave of you. And in this particular case, it's a guy named Connor who made out with some girl named Jenna at a party about three weeks ago. Afterwards she apparently went and told her friends she kind of regrets it. And Connor's not really her her type, but like most men, he is still interested.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, what if the friends are lying? Alexis? Cuz they want him.

[Brooke]

Everybody wants them.

[Alexis]

Alexis is about to speak to this young woman one on one, girl on girl. Yes. And see if she can convince her to give Conor a chance.

[Producer/Co-host]

And that's what's gonna say. Alexis can talk to the girl and relate and be like nah.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, and don't forget about his DVD collection.

[Alexis]

Yeah, that was a big selling point. And all we're asking here is one date. We're not asking for love or marriage

[Producer/Co-host]

or girlfriend status or anything.

[Alexis]

Although that will come eventually. We'll have Alexis ask for that too. But the rest of the room is not going to join in on the call till the deal is either officially done.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

That's right.

[Alexis]

Or ditched.

[Brooke]

I'm all alone.

[Jeffrey]

You want me to reach over and hold your hand at any point.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Alexis]

Okay, we're about to do it. Connor, do you have any final words of encouragement for Alexis before we make the call?

[Connor (Listener)]

I mean, trust your gut. You got this. And just. Yeah, I'll be very happy if you can make it happen.

[Brooke]

Good things.

[Alexis]

But we'll go with that then. And just as a reminder, Connor, you don't say anything, don't jump in until we call you in to ask us to join the call, okay? Okay, got it. All right, here we go. I'm gonna dial Jenna's number right now. Let's do it.

[Connor (Listener)]

Hello?

[Brooke]

Hi, is this Jenna?

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Yes.

[Brooke]

Hi. I work on a really mean radio show that made me call you. It's called Burke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You probably haven't heard of it.

[Alexis]

Did you say her name?

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

What?

[Brooke]

Oh, I'm Alexis. Yeah, sorry, my name's Alexis, we're gonna radio show but I'm calling about a guy named Connor who you made out with three weeks ago at a party. Do you remember him?

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

What is going on?

[Brooke]

Yeah, well, Connor. Sorry, I hate this.

[Connor (Listener)]

Why?

[Alexis]

You're doing so good.

[Brooke]

Connor. She's starting to sweat.

[Alexis]

You love this.

[Brooke]

Alexis, Connor called us because he's still thinking about you in that make out. But he heard from your friends that like maybe you're not that into him or he's not your type. But I was just calling to see if that's true. Oh, did you like him?

[Producer/Co-host]

We're going to bring it up immediately.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Ask.

[Brooke]

I don't know.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Well, he is not my type.

[Brooke]

Oh, how are you going to recover? Can I ask why?

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Where do I start?

[Brooke]

Oh no.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Well, he's 58 and I just don't like date guys that are under 5 11.

[Brooke]

Oh, change your mind. Okay, okay, I get you. I'm like that and a lot of my friends are like that. But short guys work harder. There it is. Because not as many girls are into them.

[Producer/Co-host]

What?

[Brooke]

No, don't like that they have to put in more work. That's good for you.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

So I should be into him because all girls aren't?

[Brooke]

Not as many. So he'll try harder than like a cocky six foot guy.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Oh. Hmm.

[Brooke]

Okay. Is there any other reasons or is that it? Because I feel like we covered that one.

[Producer/Co-host]

I'm trying to hang up already.

[Brooke]

We covered it.

[Jeffrey]

That was it.

[Brooke]

That was it.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Well, I'm glad it's funny to you.

[Brooke]

No, it's not. I actually, I really don't enjoy myself right now. Like honestly. No, not cause of you. Cause of my co workers.

[Producer/Co-host]

Yeah.

[Alexis]

Oh, it's awful.

[Brooke]

I'm sorry. Okay, let's go back. Connor, other things you don't like about him are listen more.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Well, he wore so much cologne that it set off the smoke alarm.

[Brooke]

Oh my God. Wait, actually like actually set it off?

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

I mean may as well have. Yeah, it was that loud.

[Brooke]

Oh, I actually hate that. But it is better than bo. Bo smells worse.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

I think I had that too.

[Brooke]

Okay, well we could change that. We could buy them deodorant and when he borrows hoodies, they're going to smell really good.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Honey, would you go out with a guy that was wearing a sleeveless shirt that said I flexed and the sleeves fell off?

[Brooke]

Maybe.

[Alexis]

I believe it.

[Brooke]

He was wearing that to the party. In public.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

To the party? Yes. Yes.

[Brooke]

Oh, it's funny. It's funny.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

The shirt, it was not funny.

[Brooke]

But did he have good muscles?

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

No.

[Brooke]

Okay, well, I think those are all very fixable things. And he has a DVD collection. Did you know that?

[Connor (Listener)]

How nice.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

I do know about the DVD collection. Yeah, he could talk of almost nothing else. Oh, and how many push ups he could do. But I didn't believe that.

[Brooke]

Okay, so we're running out of time. So let's just say that he was drinking and that's why he did all those things. And when he's sober, he's not like that at all. Would you go out on one date with him?

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

I mean, you have given me no compelling reasons to reconsider my position.

[Brooke]

What if he's rich?

[Alexis]

Oh.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Oh, no, honey, he's not rich. He was drinking Rolling Rock.

[Brooke]

There is no he's drinking Rolling Rock. Okay, how about just one day? If you don't like him, you can ghost him, block him. I'll block him as a show. We can all block him if you don't like him.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

I mean, I think I did already.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay. Well, do I still have to think of good things to say?

[Alexis]

That'd be nice. We said we won't jump on till we get a definitive yes or no.

[Brooke]

Okay, so can I just get clarification? Yes. You would like to go on just one date? It could be 30 minutes. I don't really care. Just say yes. Just one date. With Connor.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

I mean, he would have to change, like, a lot. I don't think it's possible.

[Brooke]

What if he wore a full T shirt?

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

I mean. Okay, look, I will do 15 minutes with no Rolling Rock and no graphic T shirt with the sleeves cut off. And. And no push ups. And no DVDs.

[Brooke]

And no cologne.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Right, no cologne. 15 minutes.

[Brooke]

Perfect.

[Alexis]

Yes.

[Brooke]

She said yes.

[Alexis]

Did you hear that, Connor? You gotta date Alexis.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

Oh, my God.

[Alexis]

Connor, you there?

[Connor (Listener)]

I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Wow, she sounded like a piece of work, actually.

[Brooke]

Connor, you were drinking Rolling Rocks.

[Alexis]

But she said yes. She said yes to a date with you for 15 minutes.

[Connor (Listener)]

I know. Which I'm definitely bracing myself, so hopefully I'm gonna stay positive here.

[Producer/Co-host]

You're bracing yourself.

[Jeffrey]

Wait, you didn't like what you heard?

[Connor (Listener)]

Connor seems a little different than what I remember, I guess.

[Producer/Co-host]

Oh, well, drunk.

[Alexis]

Make out that hazy memory.

[Connor (Listener)]

Yeah, when we were making out, you know, we weren't talking, so I didn't have to even hear her.

[Alexis]

And you like that better?

[Producer/Co-host]

He thought she loved the DVD collection.

[Jeffrey]

I think someone's hurt on the phone.

[Connor (Listener)]

I mean, she heard about the DVD Collection and then still made out with

[Alexis]

me, so, I mean, bro, you got

[Producer/Co-host]

a date, so I would just say thank you and hang out.

[Alexis]

Yeah.

[Connor (Listener)]

Oh, like we're gonna go for it. Let's see what happens.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, wow.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

No, no, I didn't know he was listening. No, I'm not doing this.

[Brooke]

I'm sorry I did all that Alexis asked you out backfires because of our listener being stupid.

[Alexis]

Well, you can't go gas like Connor. You were the one that we were just rising them up. Darn.

[Jeffrey]

Kind of gotta back a lot Alexis on that one. Connor didn't do any favors when he got on the phone.

[Producer/Co-host]

Did you hear what was being said about him?

[Jeffrey]

I understood, but if he really wanted the date, like, I wouldn't have said yes either.

[Producer/Co-host]

Shocking.

[Jeffrey]

I mean, if I was Connor after hearing that.

[Alexis]

Okay, got it.

[Brooke]

Well, I'm never doing this again.

[Alexis]

Connor, I'm sorry, man. It was a yes, then it was a no. But at least at the end of the day, we get to blame Brooke for this.

[Jeffrey]

Why do I get blamed?

[Alexis]

Because you never spoke up. And we. We specifically asked you to.

[Brooke]

I was looking at you for help.

[Alexis]

Where were you?

[Brooke]

So I thought. I thought Alexis absent again. During Alexis and Brooke ruined it.

[Alexis]

Text in to 78592 if you want Alexis to shoot your shot on your behalf, please.

[Jenna (Connor's Crush)]

No.

[Alexis]

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Brooke]

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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[Alexis]

is the first time other than a phone tab where you were actually featured in it and asked to do something on this show, how does it feel? Was it as uncomfortable as it looked and sounded?

[Brooke]

More probably.

[Alexis]

Well, like looking back on it at least you feel like you did our listener Connor a solid, right? You could say in your heart you gave 100% effort to help him.

[Brooke]

Not really, but I got through it.

[Jeffrey]

You got through it.

[Brooke]

So sorry Connor.

[Jeffrey]

Are you trying to maybe play matchmaker for him with another listener? Like you're getting on the text board maybe?

[Brooke]

Not him. Oh well, I'm sorry. Nothing against him.

[Jeffrey]

It was.

[Brooke]

Did you hear what she said?

[Alexis]

Okay, I mean Connor is the listener that helps pays the bills for this show.

[Jeffrey]

I thought his T shirt was kind of funny.

[Brooke]

Okay,

[Alexis]

I will say our editor will probably have to slow down your raid of speed of conversation by like 50% so all the listeners can understand you.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, but the squirrels will hear it just fine.

[Alexis]

And like you said, you did it.

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You threw it.

[Alexis]

Alexis asks you out was a success.

[Brooke]

Ish I do Tour listener Should we do it again?

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That's the biggest question.

[Alexis]

That's the question. Text in to 78592 if you want to hear more Alexis talking at light speed but you can find all of our content. Alexis asks you out, Brooke breaks you up. Second dates, phone tabs. Everything is available wherever you get your podcast. Just go search Brooke and Jeffrey in

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