Awkward Tuesday: Enhancement Anxiety

Summary

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

Awkward Tuesday: Enhancement Anxiety

Episode Date: August 11, 2026
Host: iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Awkward Tuesday" from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning focuses on a delicate modern dating dilemma: Tommy, a listener, offered—perhaps a bit too quickly—to pay for his girlfriend Hannah’s breast augmentation. When he discovered the true cost, sticker shock set in, and he realized he couldn’t afford the procedure as quickly as she’d hoped. Tommy enlists the show's help to navigate a tricky conversation: how to delay the surgery without hurting Hannah’s feelings or admitting he’s short on funds—all while keeping things as light-hearted as possible.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Relationship Context

• Tommy and Hannah: Dating for six months, things are “really good” (06:02).
• The Dilemma: After Hannah brings up wanting an enhancement for confidence, Tommy spontaneously offers to pay (07:30). She’s thrilled and immediately books a consultation.
• The Problem: Tommy is overwhelmed by the cost (tens of thousands of dollars) and realizes he can’t come up with the money in a few weeks (09:10).

Navigating Sensitive Topics

• Host Commentary: The team commiserates on how tricky it is for partners to respond to cosmetic surgery conversations (04:06):

  “You can't sound too excited because that seems like you don't like the way she looks. But you can't sound too against it either, because then you're a jerk…” — Jeffrey (04:06)

• Tommy’s Motivations: He wanted to support Hannah and strengthen their relationship (07:34), not realizing the financial reality until it was too late.

Team Brainstorming: Excuse Generation

• Brooke’s Advice: Suggests stalling by picking up a new hobby—like kayaking or synchronized swimming—that would require Hannah to delay recovery (12:10-12:47):

  “You need to tell her you picked up a new hobby… You have booked a couple trips… you guys are now kayakers…” — Brooke (12:21)

• Kim/Jose’s Joke: Suggests a “bundle deal” for more surgery (nose job with the enhancement for 30% off), which is quickly deemed a no-go.

Making the Call: The Awkward Moment

Starts at 14:33

• Tommy Tries the Kayaking Excuse: He brings up a Costa Rica eco-tourism trip involving outdoor sports, suggests that surgery would interfere with their new adventures (15:09-15:35).
  • Hannah is confused: “This is the first I’m hearing about it.” (15:47)
  • Tommy pushes: "The season down there is now... whereas the surgery doesn’t have a deadline." (16:01)
• Tommy’s Joke Attempt: “Maybe I get the right one, you get the left one.” (16:27)—met with confusion.
• Show Hosts Reveal Themselves: At 16:36, the team jumps in to explain the situation to Hannah.

Honest Conversation

• Hannah’s Reaction: Realizes the show is listening, rolls with the awkwardness and jokes:

  “I mean, I didn’t realize I was dating a brokey…” (18:03)
  Quickly reassures Tommy she’s joking.

• The Truth Comes Out: Tommy admits he didn’t understand the full expense:

  “I didn’t know it was going to be as expensive as… upon research, I sort of learned.” (18:28)

• Hannah’s Pragmatism: Suggests Tommy put it on a credit card so the procedure can happen now (19:25), despite Brooke warning “that’s a terrible idea, you’re paying interest.” (19:44)

The Resolution

• Tommy, Cornered, Agrees: He gives in:

  “Yeah, I’ll do it.” (20:09)

• Hannah Offers a Compromise: Offers to help pay for Costa Rica if Tommy takes care of the surgery bill.
• Hosts’ Take: Lighthearted mockery that Tommy ended up with more financial commitment than before:

  “Now I’m paying twice as much as I would have before this phone call.” — Tommy (20:36) “That’s what happens when you email us for help!” — Jeffrey (23:33)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Jeffrey’s Setup:

  “If your girlfriend tells you she wants to get plastic surgery, you have a very thin line that you have to walk.” (04:05)

• Tommy Realizes His Error:

  “I got blinded by my enthusiasm about wanting to help and not thinking fully through…” (09:39)

• Hannah’s ‘Brokey’ Joke:

  “Wow. I mean, I didn’t realize I was dating a brokey...” (18:03)
  Quickly clarifies she’s joking, keeping things light.

• Brooke’s Realism:

  “Girl, that’s a terrible idea. Then you’re paying interest.” (19:44)

• Tommy Surrenders:

  “Yeah, I’ll do it.” (20:09)

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Important Timestamps

• Awkward Tuesday Segment Begins: 02:41
• Tommy Explains the Situation: 05:45 – 09:51
• Host Brainstorm: How to Stall: 12:10 – 14:13
• Call to Hannah Begins: 14:33
• Full Group Reveal and Honest Conversation: 16:36 – 20:36
• Hosts Reflect/Wrap-Up: 22:49 – 23:41

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Takeaways

• Honest Communication is Key: Ultimately, the solution was to be honest—even if awkward—about financial limitations.
• Relationship Teamwork: Hannah immediately tries to find a compromise, making it more about working together than about financial disappointment.
• Lightheartedness Softens the Blow: Both Hannah and the hosts keep the conversation humorous, despite the tension.

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For New Listeners

This episode perfectly captures the signature "Awkward Tuesday" blend: real-life relationship drama, well-intentioned but sometimes impractical advice, and a deep, authentic dose of comedy. The laughter and support (even as Tommy’s predicament worsens) spotlight the show’s empathy and ability to find the funny in even the most cringe-worthy situations.

Transcript

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[Tommy]

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[Hannah]

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[Hannah]

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[Tommy]

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[Brooke]

All right, let's do it. We got your awkward Tuesday phone call today, and it is brand new. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And we're working for you. We really are. And we had a listener who desperately needed our help. Now, does he regret calling into the show? Probably, yes, but you'll hear why in just a second.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Oh, and don't forget, today we do also have a brand new in studio YouTube video, second date today.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Yes, the second date. And if you remember, it's about a girl that got picked up on a date and. Oh, I mean, literally.

[Brooke]

Oh, picked up. She was physically picked up. That's right.

[T-Mobile Representative]

That's right.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Sorry. My dad, I guess.

[Kim]

Yeah, very common to.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's not common at all. Well, if you could have seen Alexis do the pickup motion, you would have understood, which is why you need to

[Unknown Female Co-host]

go to our YouTube video. Yeah, visuals are important for this show, apparently.

[Kim]

Guys just throw Alexis over their shoulder. Yeah, that's kind of what she just did.

[Brooke]

Yeah. Okay, so again, that's at Brigitte Jeffrey for YouTube. Before we go, do you want to comment in there?

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Yes, of course. And Kim meet said hi from Singapore, which my mom isn't very proud of me for, listening to a random radio station from across the world.

[Brooke]

Don't worry. If that's the thing she's most worried about, then you're fine.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Yeah, you're real fine.

[Brooke]

There we go. All right. Brand new episode starts right now.

[Jeffrey]

If you're a guy and your girlfriend tells you she wants to get plastic surgery, you have a very thin line that you have to walk.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Kim]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

You can't sound too excited because that seems like you don't like the way that she looks.

[Brooke]

That's a good point.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

But you can't sound too against it either, because then you're a jerk who doesn't support her.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Yeah.

[T-Mobile Representative]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And you. You can't have no opinion either, because then it sounds like you just don't care.

[Brooke]

Yeah, that's a good point, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

And one of our listeners thought that he'd handled the news like a champ. His girlfriend was happy. They seemed closer than ever. Until he got a major surprise that has him wondering, how do I undo what I just did without making her mad? We're gonna hear it and try to help out in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone Call. Next.

[Kim]

It's awkward.

[Yamanika]

It's Tuesday.

[Kim]

It's awkward.

[Nick Turturro]

Tuesday.

[Kim]

Phone call.

[Jeffrey]

Brooke, before you and Michael were married, what's the best that he ever got you? Was it the dish rack that he bought for Christmas or the 20 pack of Walmart compression socks after your first pregnancy scare?

[Brooke]

I mean, he's just so romantic. Yeah, it's hard to choose one. He also gave me a soap dispenser once.

[Kristen Davis / Pura Advertiser]

Whoa.

[Jeffrey]

Filled with soap, or did you have to fill it yourself?

[Brooke]

Yeah, I filled it myself. That's thoughtful.

[Kim]

He doesn't want to ruin the fun for you.

[Brooke]

Exactly.

[Jeffrey]

What a guy.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Exactly.

[Brooke]

Well, I. Thanksgiving is not his. His strong skin.

[Jeffrey]

I disagree.

[Brooke]

He has other qualities.

[Jeffrey]

I only asked because one of our listeners, Tommy, offered to buy his girlfriend a gift. And now, apparently, it's causing some drama that he was not prepared for.

[Kim]

Oh, no.

[Jeffrey]

Tommy, what have you done?

[Tommy]

Well, hopefully nothing.

[Jeffrey]

Tell us about the situation going on between you and your girlfriend. What's your story?

[Tommy]

Yeah, so Hannah is her name. We've been dating for six months now. And it's good. I mean, it's really good.

[Brooke]

That's okay.

[Jeffrey]

It's not dish rack good, but it's pretty good.

[Kim]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Tommy]

I mean, if dishrack is a euphemism for the next step, I mean, maybe that is the case.

[Brooke]

Was it Brooke Dishwrack? No. No. It was literally the first Christmas that we spent together.

[Jeffrey]

I don't know if you're gonna be able to top that one.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

To.

[Brooke]

I got an old chair from him he found in a junk store.

[Jeffrey]

It wasn't even in the store. It was behind the store. They had, like, thrown it out because nobody wanted it.

[Brooke]

You can't really sit on it because it's too rickety. But, you know. Back to you. Back to you.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah. So you wanted to buy a gift for Hannah?

[Tommy]

Not exactly. So recently, we had come back from an evening out, and she was like, hey, I have really been thinking that I. To get an enhancement.

[Brooke]

Oh, okay.

[Nick Turturro]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

What type of.

[Brooke]

Was this shocking news to you? How'd you feel?

[Tommy]

You know, I hadn't ever thought, like, hey, maybe this is something that she needs.

[Brooke]

But she hadn't ever talked about it before, I guess.

[Tommy]

No, no. And she kind of opened up, and she said it would make me feel more confident. You know, I did the thing where I was like, no, baby, you're beautiful. And she's like, but it's not about that. It's about me feeling that way. And I was like, I totally got it.

[Brooke]

It sounds like she's doing it for the right reasons. And she's put a lot of thought into it.

[Tommy]

She has. And I was like, I'm on board with what is going to make you happy, so let's go for it. And then. So we're sort of. My support. I said, I am willing to pay for this. You know, this. If this is something, again, that makes you happy, I want to be a participant.

[Kim]

That's weird.

[Brooke]

Did she ever ask for you to pay for it?

[Tommy]

No, she didn't. She didn't.

[Brooke]

What was her response when you said that?

[Tommy]

It was great. I think it actually, like, in that moment, definitely brought us closer because she was into it. I felt like I was investing in her happiness.

[Nancy Glass]

Right.

[Yamanika]

Okay.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Okay.

[Kim]

Well, just the cheap ones, by the way.

[Jeffrey]

Now I'm confused because according to your.

[Kim]

Kidding. I'm kidding.

[Jeffrey]

According to your email, you said that this brought forth a bunch of drama, but it sounds like she likes it.

[Tommy]

Yeah. So here's the thing. Literally, the next day, she had booked the consultation because, you know, that's the next step in the process is that you have to make a consultation with the plastic surgeon.

[Brooke]

And she's already found, I'm sure, the doctor she wants to work with and done all the research. So she's ready to go.

[Tommy]

She was on top of it, and the doctor was able to fit her in. I don't know if you all have looked at what the bill for breast augmentation is these days.

[Brooke]

Like, that part

[Kim]

depends on the material she chooses.

[Brooke]

It's not that you remember, you get what you pay for.

[Raiders of the Lost Podcast Announcer]

Yeah.

[Kim]

The best example of that, I don't

[Tommy]

need, like a dollar store situation, of course. But I'm at this spot where she went to this consultation, and she's like, hey, we could do this as soon as two weeks.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Raiders of the Lost Podcast Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

I don't know how to do this at this point because I needed to be like six months to a year. That's the timeline I'm working with financially. You know, something that costs. This is the cost of, like, a major home investment or a car.

[Kim]

Did you not look into how much things cost before you offered to pay for.

[Tommy]

You know, I didn't do my research.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God. I'm sorry. You go to the doctor for a cold and you get charged a thousand dollars.

[Raiders of the Lost Podcast Announcer]

Yeah.

[Tommy]

I think I got blinded by my enthusiasm about wanting to help and not thinking fully through what the ramifications might be.

[Jeffrey]

I'm guessing that you're coming to us right now because you have not told your girlfriend you're Disgusting.

[Nick Turturro]

Okay.

[Kim]

Oh, God.

[Brooke]

I mean, the good news is she was already planning to do this, so she must have the money for it.

[Nick Turturro]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Good. Yeah, but it looks pretty bad to give someone something and then now you're

[Unknown Female Co-host]

gonna take it back.

[Tommy]

Yeah, she wants to have it. You know, I want her to have it. The main thing here is that I just need to bide my time.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, so you need advice on how to bring this up to your girlfriend without specifically mentioning that there's a money issue involved.

[Tommy]

That would be great.

[Brooke]

Oh, how you come up with a different excuse to wait six months.

[Kim]

The doctor moved.

[Jeffrey]

That's what he's come to the experts for. And we will give you our best shot at advice when we come back and help you tell your girlfriend, hannah, let's postpone your augmentation surgery nine months to a year till I have the money to pay for it, but without saying pay for it. Okay, yeah, we got this. We'll do it with your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. Hold on.

[Kim]

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[Yamanika]

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[Kim]

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[Brooke]

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[Jeffrey]

Our listener, Tommy, has gotten himself into a bit of a tricky pickle when he verbally consented to pay for an augmentation for his girlfriend, Hannah.

[Brooke]

What? Not just consented. Offered.

[Nancy Glass]

Right.

[Brooke]

She didn't even ask Jeff. It was like, oh, my God, I want to support you. Let me pay for it.

[Kim]

Great thing to do.

[Jeffrey]

What Tommy did not accept expect, though, was Hannah to book a consultation for one immediately. And now she's looking at him like, when can I schedule this appointment?

[Brooke]

Yeah, in two weeks.

[Jeffrey]

And Tommy doesn't know how to tell her. The price tag is way steeper than anything he expected, so he wants to wait a few months to maybe a year for her to get one. The question is, how does he deliver that message to her without mentioning a lack of money and sounding cheap?

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Sounding cheap? I think it's the sounding stupid.

[Kim]

All of it. Right. Actually.

[Jeffrey]

So how does he not sound that way? Brooke, you're up.

[Brooke]

Okay, here's the thing. I have a limited knowledge of breast augmentation from my girlfriends, and I know that you can't lift heavy things and you can't go in the water afterwards. Right.

[Kim]

I didn't think of that.

[Brooke]

You need to tell her that you picked up a new hobby. You were so excited about this hobby, and you cannot wait to do it with her. You have booked a couple trips in the next six months. You guys are new kayakers. Couldn't have picked up more fun kayak camping trips on the way. Maybe even kayak. Whatever you need to every month and a half go kayaking. Push this out.

[Tommy]

Okay. We have friends, actually, who kayak. And Hannah has said, oh, why do people do that? It looks so tedious. I might try it, maybe with a different sport. I don't know. Because she is super active.

[Jeffrey]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I mean, water polo could work. Synchronized swimming.

[Jeffrey]

Couple synchronized swimming, Yes.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

I can't do paddle boarding like a normal person.

[Kim]

There you go.

[Jeffrey]

Something like that you have. You could use a nugget of that advice. But, Jose, what do you think?

[Tommy]

I like it.

[Kim]

In order to get what you want, you're going to tell her, like, hey, I looked up your surgeon, and apparently in that same building, there's another doctor as well. Right. You hit that doctor up and you realize if you bundle a nose job with the enhancement, we can get 30% off.

[Tommy]

I don't know if she's gonna appreciate being told that she needs to get her nose done as well.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, I don't know if you want to insinuate there's other parts of her body that could use improvement.

[Brooke]

The only way that goes down is if he's the one that gets the nose job. Yeah, maybe.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

Yeah.

[Kim]

BBls are way in.

[Tommy]

She could get that too.

[Jeffrey]

Maybe if it's a couple's one.

[Kim]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

His and hers.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

It's hard to recover when you both can't sit down.

[Jeffrey]

Not sure how much of this advice you're gonna use. You can either go new hobby kayaking, or double bbls.

[Brooke]

So mine is a much cheaper option.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, either one.

[Kim]

It's fun to think about.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, it's good for you. But you're up. I'm dialing your girlfriend Hannah right now. We're gonna step away and let you make your awkward call. You ready?

[Tommy]

Oh, God.

[Jeffrey]

That's the confidence I like to hear. Here we go.

[Hannah]

Hello?

[Tommy]

Hey, babe. How's it going?

[Hannah]

Oh, sorry. I didn't think it was you. It was a weird number that called my phone.

[Tommy]

Oh, no, I'm calling from one of the landlines at work.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Tommy]

What are you up to?

[Hannah]

Just, you know, trying to get some work done. Maybe get a break for lunch soon. What are you doing?

[Tommy]

Nice little Chipotle run. So I've sort of been kicking the tires on this idea. Some people have been just, like, talking about how Costa Rica right now has like, this amazing eco tourism thing with, like, paddle boarding and kayaking and basically, like, a lot of outdoor sports. And so I was thinking about that and then also just like, pairing that with what we've been talking about with the surgery and thinking, like, you know, you can't lift a lot of things. You can't do movement. So, like, no training would be possible. And if we're going to do this in the next sort of six months, as I just don't. That would be physically possible if you go ahead with that, so.

[Hannah]

Okay, well, we've been talking about my enhancement for a while, so I feel like that's already kind of on track. Like, and two, is there any way we could move the Costa Rica thing? Because this is the first I'm hearing about it.

[Tommy]

I hear that. But the season is the season down there, so it's there. Like, this is something that does kind of have a clock or a timeline, whereas I know the surgery that doesn't necessarily have a timeline.

[Hannah]

No, I mean, I've definitely had my own timeline for it. And Costa Rica also doesn't really have a deadline because that's always going to be there. Right?

[Tommy]

Yeah. Listen. Okay, I'm just going to be straight with you here. I am.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[Tommy]

Just wondering if there is a way where, like, I pay for one and you pay for the other.

[Hannah]

Wait, what?

[Tommy]

I mean, like, I can get the right one, you get the left one.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, God.

[Hannah]

Wait, what was that?

[Brooke]

Hey.

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, Hannah. That is the sound of an entire radio show that's been listening in on your conversation.

[Brooke]

Oh, man. Hi, Hannah.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

What?

[Jeffrey]

We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a segment that we do called the Awkward Tuesday Phone Call.

[Hannah]

Connie, what is this?

[Jeffrey]

This is a segment where we try to help listeners have awkward conversations with people in their lives.

[Hannah]

Yeah, I know. We listen to you guys.

[Brooke]

Oh.

[Raiders of the Lost Podcast Announcer]

Oh.

[Brooke]

Welcome to the show.

[Hannah]

Never thought I'd be on the show.

[Jeffrey]

Okay, thank you for listening. And I'm sorry, because we don't mean to pry into your personal medical stuff.

[Hannah]

Like, I guess it's fine in the grand scheme of things. Like, I already told my friends and family about this, but, like.

[Tommy]

Oh, we didn't think of that.

[Hannah]

I didn't really understand the whole, like, you get one, I get one.

[Yamanika]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

How does that work?

[Brooke]

Like, they split it up on the bill.

[Kim]

Yeah, he buys a smaller one to save money.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Tommy. Wait, is this all about saving money? Like, is this. Is this a problem?

[Tommy]

No, it's not a problem. I'm like, yeah, totally. On board. I think it's going to be awesome. For all the awesome reason, like, the obvious reason.

[Jeffrey]

Sounds really exciting.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

It's all about her happy. Okay, that's nice.

[Tommy]

But I think for me, financially, I don't know if this is a viable thing that I can do, like, in the next few weeks.

[Hannah]

Wow. I mean, I didn't realize I was dating a brokey

[Kim]

himself.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

You're joking.

[Hannah]

Yeah, I'm joking. I'm joking. But, like, I. I don't actually understand because, like, you own your own business and you can't afford this.

[Tommy]

I mean, this is not a small expense. We're talking of tens of thousands of dollars here, and so that's.

[Hannah]

No, I thought you knew that before offering.

[Tommy]

Well, I knew that it wasn't going to be cheap, but I didn't know that it was going to be as expensive as, you know, upon research, I sort of learned that's the real answer, I guess.

[Hannah]

Tommy, I really want you to be honest. Like, are you still going to do this or are you breaking your promise?

[Discover Card Advertiser]

Oh.

[Brooke]

Oh. If you wait, will he still follow through?

[Kim]

Well, another excuse, right?

[Hannah]

Exactly.

[Tommy]

I am 100% saying right here, I am not breaking my promise. I am embarrassed to say, and, hey, this isn't something that I can do right now. But I just. I also. I don't want to put us in a situation where I go ahead and do it, and then all of a sudden, we're strapped, not able to do anything, and then you're like, well, why is that the case?

[Jeffrey]

Yeah, that's why he came to us for help, because he feels a little bit awkward. Does that make sense where he's coming from, Hannah?

[Hannah]

I mean, it does make sense. I wish he had come to me first.

[Brooke]

Yeah, but.

[Hannah]

Okay. Tommy and I really do see a thing together, and I just feel like if you really feel like you love me, we could have a different plan, which is you put it on your credit card. Because I have been wanting to do it, and you know that, but I do just want to do this now.

[Brooke]

Girl, that's a terrible idea. Then you're paying interest.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

I like that. Answer to all finance problems.

[Jeffrey]

Alexa signs off.

[Kim]

Okay.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Tommy]

All right.

[Jeffrey]

We're running out of time, Tommy.

[Tommy]

Hey, do you know that's not how I operate my finances? I don't like to live off of credit.

[Hannah]

I hear you, but I love you.

[Tommy]

Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it.

[Brooke]

What?

[Kim]

Oh, my God. Wait.

[Jeffrey]

It's credit card season. In America, the season's the season.

[Brooke]

Brooke, what was Hannah's plan. If this didn't work, how are you gonna pay for it in two weeks? If he had no.

[Hannah]

Okay, well, I'll just pay for like part of Costa Rica whenever we go or something.

[Jeffrey]

Oh, this is so nice to hear. A healthy relationship working things out.

[Kim]

You gotta pay for both now.

[Kristen Davis / Pura Advertiser]

All right.

[Tommy]

Hey, I just want to thank you guys for putting me in this. Now I'm paying twice as much as I would have been before this phone call.

[Brooke]

Oh no. Hey Tommy, what did we tell you at the beginning? You get what you pay for.

[Hannah]

Thanks, babe. I really love you.

[Unknown Female Co-host]

I bet she's gonna look so good in Costa Rica.

[Kristen Davis / Pura Advertiser]

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[Brooke]

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[Kristen Davis / Pura Advertiser]

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[Jeffrey]

to say that we helped a listener today.

[Brooke]

We didn't. I mean, oh, wait, we helped her.

[Jeffrey]

It wasn't the listener who called in asking us for help, but it was. Was a listener nonetheless.

[Raiders of the Lost Podcast Announcer]

Yes.

[Brooke]

You knew you were.

[Tommy]

Yeah.

[Jeffrey]

And I am excited that her enhancement is going to heal just in time for scuba diving season in Costa Rica.

[Brooke]

Oh, nice.

[Jeffrey]

What luck. Water sports have never looked better, and

[Kim]

it's thanks to us, almost double this guy's problem. Yes, financially.

[Jeffrey]

You're welcome.

[Brooke]

I'm blaming him. He's the one that said yes to the credit card idea. Yeah, girlfriend had it all. Figured out how she was gonna pay before homeboy jumped in.

[Kim]

Yeah, I mean, he really dug his own grave on this one.

[Jeffrey]

Yep, and we can help you dig your own grave too.

[Kim]

That's a good sell, Jeff.

[Jeffrey]

Whenever you want to email the show for help, we'll hand you the shovel and things will happen.

[Kim]

We'll take it from there.

[Jeffrey]

Just email us Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

[Nick Turturro]

I'm Nick Turturro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, the Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro, I deliver pizza to a new guest. I've shared a slice with everyone from Seth Rollins.

[Kim]

What are you doing?

[Tommy]

My belt.

[Nick Turturro]

To Bill Burr.

[Kim]

I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am.

[Nick Turturro]

And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John Turturro. It's called Happiness, Delivering Happiness, and many, many more. Open your free iHeartradio app search delivering Happiness with Nick Turturro. And listen now.

[Yamanika]

This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea. Every week the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is to tell whoever's responsible, you're the problem.

Do you know I just found out who Sydney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamanika, and I'm out. Listen to youo're the Problem with yamaneika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Raiders of the Lost Podcast Announcer]

Summer blockbusters are banned. The Odyssey and Spider Man, Brand New Day have taken over cinemas. And Raiders of the Lost podcast has all the coverage you need, including our interview with director Destin Daniel Cretton. What surprised you about Tom Holland?

[Tommy]

He shows up to every meeting early. He's the first one on set, aside from learning all of his lines, is also able to memorize everybody's name on set.

[Raiders of the Lost Podcast Announcer]

Download the free iHeartRadio app, search Raiders of the Lost podcast and listen now.

[Nancy Glass]

I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt Season three podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want, cindy said.

[Brooke]

I had to choose between the truth and my family.

[Jeffrey]

And I had to choose the truth.

[Nancy Glass]

Listen to season three of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Carrie Brownstein]

Hey Portlandia fans Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

[Fred Armisen]

The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.

[Carrie Brownstein]

We're launching AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

[Fred Armisen]

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life, guest stars, collaborators and and friends including director Jonathan Krisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

[Carrie Brownstein]

Kyle is going for it. Here you fully improvised, not just words, but a song.

[Yamanika]

Well, I thought you were all going

[Kim]

to write a song.

[Carrie Brownstein]

I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.